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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,325 --> 00:00:06,700 Hey, honey. Look at this stun gun. 2 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,159 It's able to incapacitate someone 3 00:00:09,159 --> 00:00:13,409 with a bone-rattling yet non-lethal burst of electricity. 4 00:00:13,409 --> 00:00:16,367 You're not still fantasizing about punishing Kyle, are you? 5 00:00:16,367 --> 00:00:20,492 Why? Just because he cheated on my daughter with my other daughter? Never. 6 00:00:20,492 --> 00:00:24,409 Do you think this thing could go through a snowboard jacket? 7 00:00:24,409 --> 00:00:28,159 Paul, have you ever heard the expression "Two wrongs don't make a right"? 8 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:31,159 - Ooh! A crossbow! This is... - Give me that. 9 00:00:31,159 --> 00:00:35,909 Look, what Kyle did was wrong, but all teenage boys make mistakes. 10 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:37,992 Not all. 11 00:00:37,992 --> 00:00:41,159 Paul, your yearbook quote was "Born to boogie." 12 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:46,159 Hey, disco was not my mistake, it was the mistake of a nation. 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,242 Paul, I am really worried about the girls. 14 00:00:50,242 --> 00:00:52,409 They are in uncharted territory here. 15 00:00:52,409 --> 00:00:55,784 A fight like this could ruin their relationship for years. 16 00:00:55,784 --> 00:00:57,784 Don't you think you're overreacting? 17 00:00:57,784 --> 00:01:00,492 Says the man with the crossbow. 18 00:01:00,492 --> 00:01:02,700 I really don't think I'm overreacting. 19 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,534 Bridget won't even speak to Kerry anymore. 20 00:01:05,534 --> 00:01:08,284 The silent treatment. I like the sound of that. 21 00:01:08,284 --> 00:01:10,367 Kyle kissed me. I didn't kiss him. 22 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:13,159 Bridget, you can't hate me forever. 23 00:01:14,284 --> 00:01:15,742 Yes, I can. 24 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,867 You stole my boyfriend, made me a laughingstock at school, 25 00:01:18,867 --> 00:01:20,659 and worst, you did it wearing my top! 26 00:01:20,659 --> 00:01:22,075 Mom! Dad! 27 00:01:22,075 --> 00:01:24,409 - Get them on your side. - It was not my fault. 28 00:01:24,409 --> 00:01:27,534 - Does it matter that you ruined my life? - If you'd pay attention 29 00:01:27,534 --> 00:01:30,784 instead of flirting with boys who wouldn't go out with you. 30 00:01:30,784 --> 00:01:32,159 Yeah, right, Bridget. 31 00:01:34,159 --> 00:01:37,825 I'm telling you, Cate, crossbow. Crossbow, and the problem goes away. 32 00:02:00,075 --> 00:02:02,992 Uh, Paul, could you hand me that bowl? 33 00:02:05,242 --> 00:02:06,659 Paul? 34 00:02:08,825 --> 00:02:12,367 I'm sorry, honey, did you say something? 35 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,492 - You're wearing earplugs? - Yeah. 36 00:02:14,492 --> 00:02:18,700 Turns out Bridget's not that great at the silent treatment. 37 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,367 I don't think you realize how difficult this is. 38 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,492 Hello, I'm wearing earplugs. 39 00:02:24,825 --> 00:02:27,492 For the girls! 40 00:02:27,492 --> 00:02:30,659 Paul, Bridget is hurt and Kerry's confused. 41 00:02:30,659 --> 00:02:33,992 I keep trying to get them to have a real conversation about it, 42 00:02:33,992 --> 00:02:36,742 and... Ugh! I just don't know what to do. 43 00:02:36,742 --> 00:02:38,409 I know what to do. 44 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,575 You're not killing Kyle. 45 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:45,117 Fine. Let's do it your way and be there for them. 46 00:02:50,325 --> 00:02:53,409 Rory, those jeans are a mess. 47 00:02:53,409 --> 00:02:54,534 What? 48 00:02:57,492 --> 00:02:59,409 I'm taking you shopping. 49 00:02:59,409 --> 00:03:02,534 I think I'm a little too old to go shopping with my mom. 50 00:03:02,534 --> 00:03:05,492 Yeah, maybe. But last time I gave you money for pants, 51 00:03:05,492 --> 00:03:07,742 you bought a surfboard. 52 00:03:07,742 --> 00:03:11,325 - It was on sale. - We live in Michigan. 53 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,784 - Now. - Here. 54 00:03:16,325 --> 00:03:18,700 We're trusting you with this money, all right? 55 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,825 Don't worry, I won't spend it on anything stupid. 56 00:03:21,825 --> 00:03:23,992 Hello, wet suits. 57 00:03:25,492 --> 00:03:26,992 Good morning, Beach. 58 00:03:26,992 --> 00:03:30,534 Bridge, I'm making mac and cheese for dinner tonight, your favorite. 59 00:03:30,534 --> 00:03:32,492 That's the other girl's favorite, 60 00:03:32,492 --> 00:03:36,492 the backstabbing boyfriend stealer you force me to share a room with. 61 00:03:36,492 --> 00:03:38,992 Honey, I'm here if you want to talk, 62 00:03:38,992 --> 00:03:41,992 'cause I realize that you're really upset with Kerry. 63 00:03:41,992 --> 00:03:45,492 - Kerry? Who's Kerry? - The backstabbing boyfriend stealer. 64 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,492 She knows, Rory. She knows. 65 00:03:48,492 --> 00:03:50,492 Oh, so I was just rubbing it in. 66 00:03:53,075 --> 00:03:56,575 I'm going to Ashley's for support. She went through the same thing. 67 00:03:56,575 --> 00:03:58,992 Kerry kissed Ashley's boyfriend too? 68 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:01,784 Man, she gets around. 69 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,492 Rory, stop that! 70 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:09,409 Hey, Kerry. I'm making mac and cheese tonight, your favorite. 71 00:04:09,409 --> 00:04:11,242 - I hate mac and cheese. - Really? 72 00:04:11,242 --> 00:04:13,742 Plus, I'm gonna go see a movie with Megan tonight. 73 00:04:13,742 --> 00:04:15,992 Can you take me? I need to get some clothes. 74 00:04:15,992 --> 00:04:17,909 - Yeah, sure. - Rory, wait a minute. 75 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:21,492 - I'm making mac and cheese... - It's not my favorite either. 76 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:25,325 OK, somebody here loves mac and cheese. Who is it?! 77 00:04:35,367 --> 00:04:36,617 You. 78 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:38,117 Mr. Hennessy. 79 00:04:38,117 --> 00:04:39,784 You came after my family. 80 00:04:39,784 --> 00:04:43,450 And nobody, I repeat, nobody comes after my family. 81 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,825 What, are you gonna have me whacked? 82 00:04:49,492 --> 00:04:51,034 Sir? 83 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,825 What do you want? 84 00:04:53,825 --> 00:04:56,450 Kerry's not here. Oh, and I don't have any more sisters. 85 00:04:57,950 --> 00:04:59,492 Nice one. 86 00:05:00,825 --> 00:05:03,825 - Bridget, we really need to talk. - Ha! Talk to the hand. 87 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,534 No one does that anymore, Dad. That's lame. 88 00:05:11,534 --> 00:05:13,659 - Lame. - OK, you want to talk? 89 00:05:13,659 --> 00:05:17,075 You're a slut, you jumped my sister, I never want to see you again. 90 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:19,242 Wow! We did need to talk. 91 00:05:19,242 --> 00:05:22,159 Give me five minutes, that's all I'm asking. 92 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:24,325 Can you excuse us? 93 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,575 Make it four minutes. I'll be right upstairs. 94 00:05:27,659 --> 00:05:30,117 - Is that your snowboard jacket? - Yeah. 95 00:05:31,117 --> 00:05:32,492 Thin, that's good. 96 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:39,534 OK, talk. 97 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:45,492 You totally made me feel like an outsider at that party. 98 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:49,242 And then I ran into Kerry and she's, like, always an outsider, 99 00:05:49,242 --> 00:05:54,075 so... I don't know, I guess we just bonded. 100 00:05:54,075 --> 00:05:56,909 Bonded? Bonded is like, "You like that band? Me too" 101 00:05:56,909 --> 00:05:59,492 not "Hi, I'm dating your sister, let's make out." 102 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:02,034 I swear, it didn't mean anything. 103 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:07,075 You kissed my sister. My sister! 104 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:11,825 - Some things can't be forgiven. - Three minutes left. 105 00:06:11,825 --> 00:06:14,492 Listen, I'm apartment-sitting for my brother. 106 00:06:14,492 --> 00:06:17,909 I'll be here tonight if you want to stop by and really talk. 107 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:19,492 Don't count on it. 108 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:23,492 Man! Great time to get the apartment. 109 00:06:26,575 --> 00:06:29,242 Cate, this was a spectacular dinner. 110 00:06:29,242 --> 00:06:32,492 Great food, wine, candlelight. 111 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:35,159 Uh... Happy anniversary. 112 00:06:36,117 --> 00:06:37,825 Your surprise hasn't come yet. 113 00:06:39,325 --> 00:06:41,492 Well, let's hope it gets here by July, 114 00:06:41,492 --> 00:06:43,117 when we were married. 115 00:06:43,117 --> 00:06:46,659 Honey, I was just thinking, with the kids going out 116 00:06:46,659 --> 00:06:50,325 and no craziness for a while, we could have a romantic dinner. 117 00:06:50,325 --> 00:06:53,575 And then, later, maybe... 118 00:06:53,575 --> 00:06:57,492 ...in the words of Marvin Gaye, there could be some, uh... 119 00:06:57,492 --> 00:06:59,575 Tears of a Clown? 120 00:06:59,575 --> 00:07:02,534 - Sexual Healing. - Oh, right! Yeah. 121 00:07:02,534 --> 00:07:04,867 No, Tears of a Clown was by The Miracles. 122 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:07,575 Actually, Smokey Robinson and The Miracles... 123 00:07:07,575 --> 00:07:10,492 Paul, this would be a really good time to kiss me. 124 00:07:10,492 --> 00:07:12,784 Oh, right. 125 00:07:12,784 --> 00:07:14,659 It's Megan's sister. Barf. 126 00:07:14,659 --> 00:07:18,992 - Rory, let's go! - Just be home on time. 127 00:07:18,992 --> 00:07:23,492 See ya. Oh, by the way, one of my sources tells me 128 00:07:23,492 --> 00:07:26,284 that Kyle is staying at his brother's bachelor pad, 129 00:07:26,284 --> 00:07:29,784 - and he invited Bridget over tonight. - What source is that, Rory? 130 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:32,200 You hiding in the closet? 131 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,617 I'm like a Navy SEAL. 132 00:07:34,492 --> 00:07:36,534 Here's the address. 133 00:07:37,617 --> 00:07:41,492 Well, so much for our romantic evening. 134 00:07:41,492 --> 00:07:42,867 What do you mean? 135 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:45,700 Aren't you going to obsess about Bridget going to Kyle's? 136 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,950 You forget. I saw the breakup. 137 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:51,117 Bridget ripped out Kyle's heart and stomped on it. 138 00:07:51,117 --> 00:07:52,492 It was beautiful. 139 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:04,492 - This is really nice. - I know. 140 00:08:04,492 --> 00:08:08,492 Bridget broke up with Kyle. All is right with the world. 141 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:11,325 Paul, romantic evening. I made the damn dinner. 142 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,534 - Focus. - Sorry. 143 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,992 You don't think Bridget's going over there tonight, do you? 144 00:08:16,992 --> 00:08:20,492 No, I don't. Come on, honey, stop worrying. 145 00:08:20,492 --> 00:08:23,909 Nothing's gonna happen tonight with Bridget or Kyle or Kerry. 146 00:08:23,909 --> 00:08:26,867 Right. Why'd you throw Kerry in there? 147 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:29,492 - I did not... - Kerry's the one he kissed. 148 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:32,492 Maybe she's going over there for a little Tears of a Clown. 149 00:08:32,492 --> 00:08:35,992 - It's Sexual Healing. - That's even worse. 150 00:08:35,992 --> 00:08:38,659 I've been stressing about the girls all week. 151 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:42,492 Can't we have a little quality time before I stress about them again? 152 00:08:42,492 --> 00:08:46,409 It's a nightmare, both my daughters at some swinging bachelor's pad 153 00:08:46,409 --> 00:08:48,492 in a sleazy love triangle. 154 00:08:48,492 --> 00:08:52,575 This is the worst Tears of a Clown I've ever had. 155 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:56,409 It just... I'm going to finish the cake. 156 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:59,159 - Love you. - Don't care. 157 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:07,534 And now, more episodes of your favorite television classics. 158 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:17,242 Kyle! Open up! 159 00:09:17,242 --> 00:09:19,659 I know you've got both my daughters in there. 160 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,325 Kyle! 161 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:30,909 This place looks familiar. 162 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,992 What are you doing here? 163 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:47,159 I should ask you the same question. 164 00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:49,867 What do you mean? We live together. 165 00:10:07,742 --> 00:10:09,909 Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. 166 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,075 The three of you... live here? 167 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:17,117 Uh-huh. And you're our landlord. 168 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,284 I am? 169 00:10:20,284 --> 00:10:23,284 I hope so, or someone else is cashing our rent checks. 170 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:30,117 Let me tell you, no daughters of mine are living with this guy. 171 00:10:30,117 --> 00:10:31,450 I'm packing your bags. 172 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:34,825 Wait, wait, wait! No, it's not what you think. Is it, Bridget? 173 00:10:34,825 --> 00:10:38,284 Uh... No... Yes... Uh... 174 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:40,367 Kyle... 175 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:42,409 - Kyle's gay. - He is? 176 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,492 I am? 177 00:10:43,492 --> 00:10:46,867 I mean, I am. Very. 178 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:49,534 Oh, my, look at those drapes. They're filthy. 179 00:10:49,534 --> 00:10:51,200 Wait a minute! 180 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,867 You expect me to believe that three single people 181 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,659 are living under the same roof 182 00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:59,117 and nothing is gonna happen because he's gay? 183 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,700 As crazy a premise as that sounds, yes. 184 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:05,367 I'll buy it. 185 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,409 I always knew you were a little tutti-frutti. 186 00:11:12,659 --> 00:11:15,367 - Who is it? - It's Cate. 187 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:17,617 I'll get it. 188 00:11:17,617 --> 00:11:18,867 Excuse me. 189 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:22,867 Pardon me. 190 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,867 Hi, Kyle. 191 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:37,117 - So there you are. - What's the deal with that dress? 192 00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:41,534 I always wear these. In fact, I never wear anything else. 193 00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:44,575 Ever. 194 00:11:44,575 --> 00:11:46,742 Guess what? Turns out Kyle's gay, 195 00:11:46,742 --> 00:11:49,742 so we don't have to worry about any hanky-panky going on. 196 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:54,825 Mmm. I haven't worried about any hanky-panky since our honeymoon. 197 00:11:54,825 --> 00:11:57,700 And even then, I didn't have to worry about much. 198 00:12:00,242 --> 00:12:02,617 Well, if you'll excuse me, 199 00:12:02,617 --> 00:12:04,992 I'm gonna go water my plants and have black hair. 200 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:11,034 Oh, can you take a look at this light switch? It won't turn on. 201 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,700 You got the wrong man for that job. 202 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,367 Sure thing. I'll fix it. 203 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:19,784 Thanks, it's so great to have a man around the house. 204 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,117 Get away from me! 205 00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:30,200 Cate, there is something weird going on with these three. 206 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,867 I'd like to do something weird with three people, 207 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,909 especially if it involved my tennis pro 208 00:12:35,909 --> 00:12:38,284 and that bagger from the supermarket. 209 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,700 Wow, something smells good. 210 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:45,409 Thanks. I made Kerry some homemade cinnamon buns. 211 00:12:45,409 --> 00:12:48,450 She's been really down since her fern died. 212 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,659 That's so sweet. 213 00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:54,575 I still think there's something fishy going on here. 214 00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:56,867 Oh, you're always so suspicious. 215 00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:59,867 Ooh, those are some great buns. 216 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:04,450 Ooh, Mama likes. 217 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,950 Shh. 218 00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:12,284 Wow, they're so round and firm. 219 00:13:12,284 --> 00:13:14,450 Why don't you go ahead and grab one? 220 00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:22,034 Kyle, I thought you'd never ask. 221 00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:27,950 Mmm... This is just what I've been needing. 222 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:31,534 Why don't we get Kerry in here? I've got enough for the both of you. 223 00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:34,700 Just as I suspected. Get your hands off those... 224 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,867 ...cinnamon buns. They're fattening. 225 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:39,992 What's wrong? 226 00:13:39,992 --> 00:13:43,034 I just thought you were... Fum... fumfer... 227 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:47,534 Oh! You just overheard something and assumed it meant something else. 228 00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:49,700 It was a misunderstanding. 229 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:53,325 That happens a lot around here. 230 00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:54,909 No, no, no, I don't care. 231 00:13:54,909 --> 00:14:00,200 There's something about this living situation that's a little too weird. 232 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,700 Well, what's so weird about it? 233 00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,784 Hola! 234 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:12,909 Rory! 235 00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:15,117 This is Inga and this is Helga. 236 00:14:15,117 --> 00:14:17,867 I just met them down at the Regal Beagle. 237 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:22,117 They're Swedish and they're twins. 238 00:14:22,117 --> 00:14:23,867 Say hello, sisters. 239 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:28,867 I love it when they do that! 240 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:33,575 - Rory... - Kyle, what do you say we take these ladies out for a little... 241 00:14:33,575 --> 00:14:34,909 ...night on the town? 242 00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:37,742 Why would Kyle be interested? He's gay. 243 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,450 Kyle? 244 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:40,700 Gay? 245 00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:46,867 Are you kiddin' me? This guy's the biggest ladies' man in town. 246 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,867 - He's what?! - I'm afraid he's right. 247 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:53,367 I just acted like I was gay so I could have both of your daughters. 248 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,700 - Right, girls? - Right. 249 00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:03,909 Kyle! Open up. 250 00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:06,242 I know you're in there. 251 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,034 Mr. Hennessy. 252 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:22,659 Before you come any closer, 253 00:15:22,659 --> 00:15:25,367 there's a letter at my house instructing the police 254 00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:27,742 to question you in the event of my death. 255 00:15:27,742 --> 00:15:30,575 - Where's Bridget? - She's not here. We broke up, remember? 256 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:33,867 Then what is that? Bridget, get out here. 257 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,409 - Kerry? - Dad. 258 00:15:35,409 --> 00:15:36,950 Kyle. 259 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:40,117 I have one question for you. Are you gay? 260 00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:42,117 - No. - Wrong answer. 261 00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:45,534 I'll get it. 262 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,867 - Dad? - Bridget. 263 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,867 - Kerry. - Kyle! 264 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,450 - You are dead! - You are dead! 265 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,367 - It's not what it looks like. - It's not what it looks like. 266 00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:01,867 Sweet. This is better than my birthday. 267 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:05,492 - Rory, get in the car. - Oh, man. 268 00:16:05,492 --> 00:16:07,325 Give me this. 269 00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:10,492 All right, I want somebody to tell me what is going on here. 270 00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:13,784 Isn't it obvious? She came to finish stealing my boyfriend. 271 00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:16,325 Right. That's why I brought our little brother. 272 00:16:16,325 --> 00:16:18,909 I didn't say you were good at it. 273 00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:22,909 The reason I came here was to try and fix things between you and Kyle. 274 00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:25,867 - Oh, please. - Please stop shutting me out. 275 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,159 I can't stand you hating me. 276 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:30,867 Is she still here? 277 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,617 Wait... Kerry! I'm not through with you, 278 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:37,867 and I'm following you home. Kerry! 279 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,867 - So, I guess... - No, don't. 280 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,867 I just came here to give this back to you. 281 00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:48,867 Now we're officially broken up. 282 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,867 Wow. 283 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:57,825 Well, I guess we both knew that was coming. 284 00:16:57,825 --> 00:17:00,117 I don't think we should be exclusive right now. 285 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:03,325 Are we still friends? 286 00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:05,617 I hope so. 287 00:17:05,617 --> 00:17:09,950 - So we can still hang out, right? - In a little while. 288 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,534 I just don't want anybody to get hurt. 289 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,409 'Cause I think we're mature enough... 290 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:18,617 No. My dad really wants to hurt you. 291 00:17:18,617 --> 00:17:20,534 Let's go, Bridget! 292 00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,200 I gotta go. 293 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:37,867 Kids, do me a favor. If your mom asks, I didn't go to Kyle's. 294 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:40,367 Tell her that I went to the store for some milk. 295 00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:42,867 Right. Mom, Dad didn't go to Kyle's. 296 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,367 He went out for milk. 297 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:48,784 Honey, you're up. 298 00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,575 - That's mine! - No, it's not. 299 00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:53,200 - It is. - So I'm taking something 300 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,534 that belongs to you. That sounds familiar! 301 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:59,784 This ends now! You two are making this house unbearable for all of us. 302 00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:01,700 I'm kind of enjoying it. 303 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,450 Rory, wait in the car. 304 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,325 - But we're home. - In the car! 305 00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:13,867 - Give it back, boyfriend stealer! - I have done all I can... 306 00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:16,700 - Is someone talking to me? - OK, look. 307 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,867 You know you're gonna get over this, right? 308 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:21,075 - I seriously doubt it. - Really? 309 00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:23,867 Honey, do you remember that Merry Melanie doll 310 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,867 - you had when you were little? - Yeah. 311 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:29,242 - I remember Kerry ripping its arm off. - By accident. 312 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,367 And you swore that you would never speak to Kerry again. 313 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:35,950 Do you know how long that lasted? Three hours. 314 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,700 - It was just a doll. - Right. 315 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:43,200 And one day you're gonna be saying that Kyle was just a boyfriend. 316 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,700 Now look, I know this is a huge deal right now. 317 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,784 But, the fact is, you're gonna have a lot of boyfriends. 318 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,284 Oh, that's true. 319 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:58,284 But you are never gonna have another sister. 320 00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:01,950 Tears of a Clown notwithstanding. 321 00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:06,325 Please, Bridget? 322 00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:09,159 Well, I guess I can't be mad at you forever. 323 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,284 Maybe it was partly my fault. 324 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:16,034 Maybe I was ignoring Kyle just to drive him away. 325 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:18,742 I just didn't think I'd drive him to my sister. 326 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,700 Well, honey, what did you expect, 327 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:25,367 that he'd pine for you the rest of his life and die alone? 328 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,742 Uh-huh. 329 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,284 It's a girl thing. 330 00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:33,742 So are we OK? 331 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,284 Yeah, I guess. 332 00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:44,450 God, can you believe Dad barged into the house like that? 333 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,409 - Did you see what he was wearing? - Look at those shoes. 334 00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:48,867 He must buy them in bulk. 335 00:19:50,784 --> 00:19:54,867 - So back to our romantic evening? - Yeah, in one minute. 336 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:58,117 - What now? - I gotta let Rory out of the garage. 337 00:19:58,117 --> 00:19:59,867 Oh... 338 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,117 Rory! 339 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,034 Ah, forgot my notebook. 340 00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:36,242 Oh! 341 00:20:37,825 --> 00:20:40,075 Cate, I had another strange dream. 342 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,909 Cate. 343 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,075 Honey, you're not still upset because I ruined our romantic evening, are you? 344 00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:55,950 I always thought you were a little fruity. 345 00:20:57,284 --> 00:21:00,409 Well, you better nip it. Nip it in the bud! 346 00:21:15,659 --> 00:21:16,659 Cate. 26688

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