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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:05,016 OK, no, put the first string of lights 2 00:00:05,016 --> 00:00:06,724 close to the trunk of the tree 3 00:00:06,724 --> 00:00:08,139 and then zigzag it down. 4 00:00:08,139 --> 00:00:09,681 Yeah, make it tight, Cate. 5 00:00:09,681 --> 00:00:12,598 The goal is to achieve maximum brightness. 6 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:15,181 - Would you shut up? - What? 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,848 I think I can handle it. 8 00:00:16,848 --> 00:00:19,139 Who do you think usually decorates the tree? 9 00:00:19,139 --> 00:00:23,139 Those little tiny Charlie Brown trees that you usually buy. 10 00:00:23,139 --> 00:00:27,514 I got a bigger one dangling from my rearview mirror. 11 00:00:27,514 --> 00:00:29,848 This year I wanna do it right. 12 00:00:29,848 --> 00:00:32,139 Yeah, by buying the biggest tree on the lot? 13 00:00:32,139 --> 00:00:35,056 This isn't Christmas, it's lumbering. 14 00:00:35,056 --> 00:00:38,056 Honey, I want it to be perfect, the best Christmas ever. 15 00:00:38,056 --> 00:00:40,139 Oh, hell, good enough. 16 00:00:40,139 --> 00:00:42,639 Cate, come on, it's Christmas, don't do that. 17 00:00:42,639 --> 00:00:45,639 Lindsay, I have to be careful what I get Kyle this year. 18 00:00:45,639 --> 00:00:49,764 I don't wanna look needy. I also don't want to look pale. Do you have bronzer? 19 00:00:49,764 --> 00:00:53,056 You don't? Well, you should. 20 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:57,639 Daddy, can I have a party here on Christmas Eve? 21 00:00:57,639 --> 00:00:59,639 Astonishing. No. 22 00:00:59,639 --> 00:01:01,931 - You're right, just Kyle then. - No. 23 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,348 You said no to the party. Meet me halfway. 24 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:06,681 What kind of life lessons are you teaching me? 25 00:01:06,681 --> 00:01:08,848 - Bridget. - Dad. 26 00:01:08,848 --> 00:01:10,723 The Doyles just unloaded a generator 27 00:01:10,723 --> 00:01:12,723 and a huge plastic reindeer for the roof. 28 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:18,306 Oh yeah? We can't let the Doyles beat us like last year, son. 29 00:01:18,306 --> 00:01:21,556 - And whose fault was that? - I couldn't help it! 30 00:01:21,556 --> 00:01:23,139 I hate this lighting competition. 31 00:01:23,139 --> 00:01:25,431 It's like the neighborhood is a bunch of losers. 32 00:01:25,431 --> 00:01:28,389 And this year, we're gonna be number one. 33 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,098 We're gonna have the best tree 34 00:01:30,098 --> 00:01:32,348 and the best decorations on Oakdale Avenue. 35 00:01:32,348 --> 00:01:34,764 How about a best present for the family? 36 00:01:34,764 --> 00:01:38,764 Yeah, Dad and nothing from the airport this time. 37 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:42,014 I cannot believe you are still making me pay for last year. 38 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,639 There was a snowstorm. I was delayed by the weather. 39 00:01:44,639 --> 00:01:46,139 I did the best I could. 40 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,181 I love my "I heart Chicago" coffee mug. 41 00:01:50,764 --> 00:01:52,431 Don't forget the little teddy bear 42 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:54,514 with the "I heart Chicago" T-shirt. 43 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,931 And the "I heart Chicago" bar towel. 44 00:01:57,931 --> 00:02:00,431 Everybody knows that airport gift shops 45 00:02:00,431 --> 00:02:02,306 are crowded during the holidays. 46 00:02:02,306 --> 00:02:04,514 Aw, and Chicago's a hub. 47 00:02:06,014 --> 00:02:08,223 - You poor baby. - OK, make fun. 48 00:02:08,223 --> 00:02:10,181 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get everybody 49 00:02:10,181 --> 00:02:12,139 the best Christmas presents ever. 50 00:02:12,139 --> 00:02:14,056 This will be the best Christmas of all time. 51 00:02:14,056 --> 00:02:15,264 It's like that, um... 52 00:02:15,264 --> 00:02:17,639 you know, that, uh, James Stewart movie, 53 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,181 where he gets hit on the head 54 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,139 and he wakes up in Potterville, 55 00:02:21,139 --> 00:02:23,181 in a bar with drunks and hookers, 56 00:02:23,181 --> 00:02:26,473 and he realizes that he has more friends than anybody. 57 00:02:32,473 --> 00:02:35,139 It's a Wonderful Life. 58 00:02:35,139 --> 00:02:37,514 - Sounds like it. - OK. 59 00:02:37,514 --> 00:02:40,098 What does everybody want for Christmas? 60 00:02:40,098 --> 00:02:42,931 - All right, just give me some hints. - A motorcycle. 61 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:45,181 Anybody. 62 00:02:45,181 --> 00:02:49,973 - I want Kyle to come over. - Anybody? Don't be shy. 63 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:54,014 Look what I found running in the street. Can I keep him? 64 00:02:56,139 --> 00:02:58,056 Anybody? 65 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:24,556 When was the last time that dog ate? 66 00:03:24,556 --> 00:03:28,306 Well, if you include tinsel, about five minutes ago. 67 00:03:28,306 --> 00:03:30,473 There is no way Kerry's keeping that dog. 68 00:03:30,473 --> 00:03:33,223 Well I support you one hundred percent. 69 00:03:33,223 --> 00:03:35,098 I've done my tour of duty with pets. 70 00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:37,306 There must be a dozen Popsicle stick crosses 71 00:03:37,306 --> 00:03:39,598 out behind the garage. 72 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:44,014 It's like a tiny little Normandy. I'm off. 73 00:03:44,014 --> 00:03:45,889 - Where you going? - Choir practice. 74 00:03:45,889 --> 00:03:48,848 Christmas Eve is closing in and I hope we're ready. 75 00:03:48,848 --> 00:03:50,598 With all the years I've put in, 76 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:53,139 you'd think they'd give me a shot at solo, 77 00:03:53,139 --> 00:03:55,014 but they always give it to Mary Beth. 78 00:03:55,014 --> 00:03:56,764 And you know why? Politics. 79 00:03:56,764 --> 00:03:59,306 She always bakes brownies for everybody. 80 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,389 Probably eats half of 'em herself. 81 00:04:01,389 --> 00:04:03,931 Oh, am I a bad person, Paul? 82 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:06,389 So I have to tell Kerry about the dog? 83 00:04:07,723 --> 00:04:09,181 I swear to God, Paul. 84 00:04:09,181 --> 00:04:13,139 - Don't step in the tinsel. - Yeah. 85 00:04:14,681 --> 00:04:17,306 - Come here. Come here. - Kerry? 86 00:04:17,306 --> 00:04:18,723 Come on, Puppy. 87 00:04:18,723 --> 00:04:21,556 Come on, Puppy. Oh, Dad, isn't he cute? 88 00:04:21,556 --> 00:04:22,723 I named him... 89 00:04:22,723 --> 00:04:24,764 No. Don't do that. Don't name him. 90 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,014 How come? 91 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:29,223 Because if you name him, it'll make me feel worse 92 00:04:29,223 --> 00:04:30,889 for what I'm about to say. 93 00:04:30,889 --> 00:04:33,306 - Dad... - Kerry, 94 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:37,139 your mother says you can't keep the dog. 95 00:04:38,306 --> 00:04:39,764 What? Why? 96 00:04:39,764 --> 00:04:41,931 Because he needs attention, a lot of it. 97 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:43,931 No one's at home to take care of him. 98 00:04:43,931 --> 00:04:47,389 - You're at home. - That's just an expression. 99 00:04:47,389 --> 00:04:50,431 Honey, look, I tried talking to your mom. 100 00:04:50,431 --> 00:04:52,139 Dad, you can't...! 101 00:04:52,139 --> 00:04:53,723 You can't take him to the pound. 102 00:04:53,723 --> 00:04:55,931 Do you know what they do to dogs at the pound? 103 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:57,973 It's not the pound. It's a shelter. 104 00:04:57,973 --> 00:04:59,598 They'll find him a good home. 105 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:02,473 - But, come... - Honey, I'm sorry. 106 00:05:03,764 --> 00:05:05,931 Fine. 107 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,806 Oh, Dad, look. He found a ball. He wants to play. 108 00:05:10,806 --> 00:05:14,931 Wait a minute. This is from my autographed baseball collection. 109 00:05:24,556 --> 00:05:27,306 Best wishes, Ty Cobb. 110 00:05:29,389 --> 00:05:30,764 No big deal. 111 00:05:32,306 --> 00:05:33,889 Dad, can I get a... 112 00:05:33,889 --> 00:05:37,639 No motorcycle, no monkey, and no monkey on a motorcycle. 113 00:05:37,639 --> 00:05:40,348 Lindsay's on the case, I'll have the info in no time. 114 00:05:40,348 --> 00:05:42,348 Ooh, thank God. About what? 115 00:05:42,348 --> 00:05:44,598 About how much Kyle spent. If I spend more, 116 00:05:44,598 --> 00:05:46,806 I look needy and lose the upper hand. 117 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:50,014 And her heart grew three sizes that day. 118 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:53,514 God! I hate these crowds, annoying holiday Muzak, 119 00:05:53,514 --> 00:05:56,848 herding lemmings to their spiritual death. 120 00:05:56,848 --> 00:05:59,306 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 121 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:02,223 Paul, honey. 122 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,681 At least somebody's in the Christmas spirit. Hi. 123 00:06:04,681 --> 00:06:07,056 - Something great happened. - What? 124 00:06:07,056 --> 00:06:09,014 You know Mary Beth who gets the solo? 125 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:11,306 - Yeah? - She fell off a ladder. 126 00:06:13,389 --> 00:06:15,639 - I was at the hospital. She's fine. - Good. 127 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:17,806 But there is no way she can do a solo! 128 00:06:17,806 --> 00:06:22,306 - I think they're gonna give it to me. - Oh, Cate. 129 00:06:22,306 --> 00:06:26,014 - Ooh. I'm a bad person. - No. Well, no. 130 00:06:26,014 --> 00:06:28,889 - Did you wipe your prints off? - Oh, stop. 131 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,848 - That's great. - Congratulations. 132 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:33,306 - Ah, big whoop. - Kerry. 133 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:35,223 Puppy's at a shelter with 100 dogs 134 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:36,848 that are never gonna find a home. 135 00:06:36,848 --> 00:06:39,306 But maybe he made a lot of little doggie buddies. 136 00:06:39,306 --> 00:06:42,306 Who knows? Maybe he's got a little doggie girlfriend. 137 00:06:42,306 --> 00:06:43,389 I'm not five. 138 00:06:43,389 --> 00:06:45,681 I know. It didn't work then, either. 139 00:06:45,681 --> 00:06:48,306 About as good as, "Goldie's gone to the ocean." 140 00:06:48,306 --> 00:06:49,639 What? 141 00:06:51,514 --> 00:06:55,098 Dad, now I know what I really want. A chemistry set. 142 00:06:55,098 --> 00:06:57,639 Think of the explosions... 143 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:01,598 ...of knowledge in my brain. 144 00:07:01,598 --> 00:07:03,848 Uh-uh. No. No chemistry set. 145 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:06,306 Absolutely not. Paul, do you hear me? 146 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:07,973 Loud and clear. 147 00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:10,598 No. 148 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,306 - I mean it. - Right. 149 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:17,348 - No. - No chemistry set whatsoever. 150 00:07:17,348 --> 00:07:20,014 Kids, come with me and help me look for your father. 151 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:21,473 - Dad's not our father? - I knew it! 152 00:07:21,473 --> 00:07:22,973 Told you. 153 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:26,514 I mean, a gift for your father, smart guys. Come on. 154 00:07:30,931 --> 00:07:32,598 Lindsay saw him coming 155 00:07:32,598 --> 00:07:34,931 out of Spencer's Gifts and he said my name. 156 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:37,181 Of course she wore these stupid shoes... 157 00:07:39,098 --> 00:07:41,806 If he got me something from a novelty store, it so over. 158 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:44,514 For the love of God, be quiet! 159 00:07:47,056 --> 00:07:49,931 So much for the Christmas spirit, huh, Paul? 160 00:07:49,931 --> 00:07:52,764 Not you, honey, Bridget. Mostly Bridget. 161 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,681 Would you...? 162 00:07:55,681 --> 00:07:57,806 I'm just trying to write here. 163 00:07:57,806 --> 00:07:59,889 I don't have time to get mad at you. 164 00:07:59,889 --> 00:08:03,014 I have to go get ready to rehearse for my solo. 165 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:05,431 Oh, no, did I let that slip? 166 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:08,306 - They gave it to... - ...you? 167 00:08:10,973 --> 00:08:13,389 - Congratulations. - I'm gonna go get ready for practice. 168 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:17,014 I'm so proud of you. Way to go! Woo! 169 00:08:17,014 --> 00:08:22,306 Dad, code red. The Doyles just unloaded a blow-up Santa bigger than their house! 170 00:08:22,306 --> 00:08:25,639 Rory, I'm writing. Bigger than their house? 171 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:29,098 I gotta see this. No, I gotta write. I'm sorry. 172 00:08:29,098 --> 00:08:31,556 Maybe you can write us some Christmas lights. 173 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:35,264 Because we're losing, man. And it's your fault. 174 00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:45,014 Santa heard that. 175 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:47,639 - Well, Santa can bite my... - Hey! 176 00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:53,223 Feel good about yourself, Dad? 177 00:08:53,223 --> 00:08:55,639 I'm guessing no? 178 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:58,889 I just went to the shelter to visit Puppy, and guess what? 179 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:03,139 They placed one dog this week and 15 came in. 180 00:09:03,139 --> 00:09:06,348 That's like the circus. Remember when they put that dog 181 00:09:06,348 --> 00:09:10,973 in the clown car and then 15 came out of the trunk? 182 00:09:10,973 --> 00:09:14,306 Where do they all come from? 183 00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:18,431 Everybody wants the perfect pedigreed dog. 184 00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:21,139 I can't believe how superficial people can be. 185 00:09:21,139 --> 00:09:24,431 OK, Kyle better not be getting me anything from the soap store. 186 00:09:27,348 --> 00:09:30,306 Kerry, honey... 187 00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:34,889 - ...this might cheer you up. - What is it? 188 00:09:34,889 --> 00:09:38,473 I wanted to help so I wrote a column encouraging my readers 189 00:09:38,473 --> 00:09:40,931 to adopt pets from animal shelters. 190 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:44,348 - Really? - This is my present to you. It was from the heart. 191 00:09:44,348 --> 00:09:47,306 OK, see, "shar pei" is two words. 192 00:09:47,306 --> 00:09:50,431 Thank you. There's no need to hug me or tear up, 193 00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:52,306 just Merry Christmas to you. 194 00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:55,098 OK. If you really wanna get me a present, 195 00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:57,306 you can help me with the pet adoption fair 196 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,306 at the mall on Christmas Eve, all of you. 197 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,639 But, Kerry, that's Christmas Eve. 198 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:03,431 Sorry, I have plans with Kyle. 199 00:10:03,431 --> 00:10:06,473 And I've got numbness in my extremities. 200 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,014 Dad, eww. 201 00:10:11,014 --> 00:10:12,598 Dad's right. Christmas Eve 202 00:10:12,598 --> 00:10:15,014 should be like the very first Christmas, 203 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:19,306 cavemen sitting around the tree with Jesus opening presents. 204 00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:23,306 OK, that's it! We're all going to Christmas Eve services, 205 00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:26,264 especially you, Rory, and pay attention this time. 206 00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:28,723 We're gonna hear your mother sing a solo. 207 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:31,764 - Oh... - "Oh," what, honey? 208 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,723 Well, I just realized I'm gonna be singing 209 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:36,139 in front of you guys and what if I screw up? 210 00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:37,806 I don't wanna screw up in front of you. 211 00:10:37,806 --> 00:10:39,389 You won't even notice us. 212 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,889 There's gonna be a couple hundred people in church. 213 00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:43,764 Oh. 214 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:45,598 Don't look at it like you're singing 215 00:10:45,598 --> 00:10:47,306 for a church packed with people. 216 00:10:47,306 --> 00:10:49,473 You're singing for God. 217 00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:51,598 Oh. 218 00:10:53,098 --> 00:10:54,348 You guys can't come. 219 00:10:54,348 --> 00:10:56,931 What? Wait a minute, this is your first solo. 220 00:10:56,931 --> 00:10:58,598 Exactly and I'm nervous enough. 221 00:10:58,598 --> 00:11:01,306 Paul, please, just think of it as a present to me. 222 00:11:01,306 --> 00:11:03,014 Hang on. Everybody was counting 223 00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:04,723 on spending Christmas Eve together. 224 00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:06,848 I've gotta hold this to a family vote. 225 00:11:06,848 --> 00:11:09,931 Kids, your mother doesn't want us to come 226 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:11,598 to midnight services. 227 00:11:11,598 --> 00:11:12,723 - Cool. - OK. 228 00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:13,973 - Fine by me. - See ya. 229 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:19,223 Dad, I can't get these untangled. 230 00:11:19,223 --> 00:11:21,264 It's OK. Maybe we have enough. 231 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:24,056 Sure you don't need help? Kyle is great with undoing knots. 232 00:11:24,056 --> 00:11:26,014 And hooks. And buttons. And snaps. 233 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:27,306 Rory, shut up! 234 00:11:27,306 --> 00:11:28,931 OK, here we go. 235 00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:34,639 Hey, Fred. Fred Doyle. Think I have a chance this year? 236 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:43,973 Would you keep up? 237 00:11:43,973 --> 00:11:45,556 People might think we're together. 238 00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:49,306 God forbid anyone think we're a family. Come on. 239 00:11:49,306 --> 00:11:51,306 Kerry's not gonna be with us Christmas Eve, 240 00:11:51,306 --> 00:11:52,556 we'll go be with her. 241 00:11:52,556 --> 00:11:54,806 OK, fine, I'll keep it three steps behind you, 242 00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,473 only because it's Christmas. 243 00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:08,473 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 244 00:12:08,473 --> 00:12:10,098 - What now? - Hide me, it's Kyle. 245 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:13,139 If he hasn't figured out we're together by now, he's a moron. 246 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,223 I can't believe him! He got me jewelry! 247 00:12:18,223 --> 00:12:20,014 This is the worst Christmas ever. 248 00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:21,556 Why would you say a thing like that? 249 00:12:21,556 --> 00:12:23,681 Because I only got him massage oil. 250 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,681 You got him massage oil? 251 00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,056 And now I'm gonna look cheap. 252 00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,473 - Uh, yeah. - OK, you're right. 253 00:12:28,473 --> 00:12:30,973 Level the playing field. Get something better. 254 00:12:30,973 --> 00:12:32,306 Rory, help me. Come on. 255 00:12:32,306 --> 00:12:36,556 Don't buy anything you have to rub on him, sweetie. 256 00:12:48,556 --> 00:12:52,639 Make it a real Christmas. Take a homeless dog home. 257 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,889 Idiot. 258 00:12:54,889 --> 00:12:56,806 Hey, Care Bear. 259 00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:59,723 - Dad, what are you doing here? - Where else would I be? 260 00:12:59,723 --> 00:13:02,556 It's Christmas Eve and I wanna spend it with all my kids. 261 00:13:02,556 --> 00:13:05,473 Then where's Bridget and Rory? 262 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:08,264 I don't know. Come on, honey, let's go. 263 00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:11,598 No, I am not leaving until I find at least one dog a home. 264 00:13:11,598 --> 00:13:15,931 I can't even get people to stop. It's like they just don't care. 265 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:18,931 Hey, you're a good-looking family. 266 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,473 But you know what's missing? 267 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:24,723 A good-looking dog. Hey, kid, you want a dog? 268 00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:25,931 - Puppies. - Please. 269 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,306 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 270 00:13:37,848 --> 00:13:40,723 - Hey, what's going on? - We found one a home. 271 00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:42,806 - I thought you were hiding from... - Dad! 272 00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:44,681 Hiding from Santa, because he knows 273 00:13:44,681 --> 00:13:46,264 when you've been bad or good. 274 00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:51,639 Don't worry, babe, that's just an urban legend. 275 00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:55,473 OK, come on, let's go. We got a dog adopted, which is... 276 00:13:57,014 --> 00:13:58,806 ...not nearly enough. 277 00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:02,181 Bridget, Rory, Kyle grab a dog. 278 00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:06,473 - Great sad face. - Thanks. It's new. 279 00:14:15,848 --> 00:14:20,348 Merry Christmas. Enjoy your pre-owned dog. 280 00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:27,431 - You guys, thank you so much. - No, Kerry, this was nice. 281 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,139 It was odd, but a nice way to spend Christmas Eve. 282 00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:31,639 I got what I wanted. 283 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,598 I got to spend Christmas Eve with all my kids. 284 00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:36,306 - Dad, don't touch me! - We're in public. 285 00:14:37,389 --> 00:14:39,306 Don't even think about it, Dad. 286 00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,598 You're the dog nobody wants to play with. 287 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:47,223 Well, been there, pal. Been there and back. 288 00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:51,473 - Bye. - Bye. 289 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:56,306 Thanks for your help. I'll take it from here. Merry Christmas. 290 00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:59,223 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 291 00:15:01,056 --> 00:15:04,764 - I'm gonna miss him. - Me too. 292 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,473 Nobody should be alone tonight. 293 00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:09,848 Well, we better get going. 294 00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:13,473 We have to make a stop on the way home. Oh, sorry. 295 00:15:17,598 --> 00:15:21,056 This isn't the Home of the Big Boy. 296 00:15:21,056 --> 00:15:23,473 You know, in a way it is. 297 00:15:24,473 --> 00:15:26,806 Sir, could you move down... 298 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:34,681 Mary Beth. 299 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:40,764 Bridget! 300 00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:43,306 Dad, I gotta do it or it'll drive me crazy. 301 00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:46,473 - Do it. I dare you. - Dad, there's Mom. 302 00:18:03,556 --> 00:18:05,764 Tell the truth. If we hadn't shown up, 303 00:18:05,764 --> 00:18:07,473 you'd have been mad, wouldn't you? 304 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:11,848 Well, it's Christmas Eve and I was a solo. 305 00:18:11,848 --> 00:18:16,473 - You sang beautifully. - You guys showing up was the best Christmas present ever. 306 00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:17,848 - Was it? - Thank you, honey. 307 00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:22,473 Eww. 308 00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:24,681 What are you doing outside? It's freezing. 309 00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:26,723 We were looking at the Doyle's lights. 310 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:29,056 The Doyle's lights. 311 00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:30,514 Can we open presents? 312 00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,556 Rory, not until tomorrow morning. 313 00:18:32,556 --> 00:18:35,473 - Come on. - OK, you can each open one. 314 00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:36,473 Rory, you first. 315 00:18:36,473 --> 00:18:38,931 There's one right over there by the bookcase. 316 00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:42,014 I think you'll like it. 317 00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:49,264 A chemistry set! Thanks, Dad. 318 00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:50,514 Paul! 319 00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,098 So... 320 00:18:54,473 --> 00:18:55,889 So where are our presents? 321 00:18:55,889 --> 00:18:57,473 Uh, well, why don't you look 322 00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:59,473 under the tree, Kerry and Bridget, 323 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,348 if you're ready for your presents. 324 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:05,306 If you're ready for your presents! 325 00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:07,473 - Where? - Yeah, I mean, 326 00:19:07,473 --> 00:19:10,223 - none of these have our names. - Keep looking. 327 00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:14,514 This could take all night. Girls, turn around. 328 00:19:16,181 --> 00:19:21,473 Puppy! Oh, my God! Thank you, Daddy. 329 00:19:21,473 --> 00:19:25,056 Thank you. 330 00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:29,473 - Kyle, help me find my present. - I am your present. 331 00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:33,473 Oh, Daddy, thank you. 332 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,139 I'll feed him, walk him, and play with him every day. 333 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:39,139 I will too. 334 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,014 Hey, everybody, it's snowing. 335 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,473 Oh, wow. 336 00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:48,014 - Nah, I'm just kidding. - Rory! 337 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:50,973 Whoa! What the hell happened? 338 00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:53,723 It looks like the Doyles' lights blew out. 339 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:56,181 Totally blew out. 340 00:19:57,181 --> 00:19:59,264 Rory. 341 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:02,056 I didn't do anything. I swear we were just looking. 342 00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:06,764 You mean it just happened? Thank you. 343 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:11,389 Merry Christmas, Dad! 344 00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:13,389 I just... I just don't know what to say. 345 00:20:13,389 --> 00:20:15,473 This is the perfect Christmas. 346 00:20:15,473 --> 00:20:18,473 - I'm here with my family and... - And puppy. 347 00:20:18,473 --> 00:20:20,348 - And puppy. - And Kyle. 348 00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,764 And... Kyle. 349 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,181 And the Doyles are gonna lose this year. 350 00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:28,389 I'm the richest man in town. 351 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:33,139 God bless us, every one. 352 00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:49,556 - You got me soap? - Gourmet soap. 353 00:20:49,556 --> 00:20:53,806 See, it says right there on the box. This one's made of oatmeal. 354 00:20:53,806 --> 00:20:56,598 I think you use that one in the morning. 355 00:20:58,014 --> 00:21:00,223 I saw you coming out of the jewelry store. 356 00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:05,181 Oh, yeah. Check out this awesome watch. Three time zones. 357 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,431 - You got yourself a watch? - Yeah. 358 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,848 Ask me what time it is. 359 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:09,598 I think it's time for you to leave. 360 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:10,598 Not in London. 27282

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