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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,967 - Hey, Dad. - Down here. 2 00:00:02,967 --> 00:00:05,675 Is it OK if I go skateboarding with some friends? 3 00:00:05,675 --> 00:00:09,050 They drained the pool at the rec center, makes an awesome half-pipe. 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,842 Sure, just be back by... 5 00:00:10,842 --> 00:00:13,925 Before your mother gets mad at me. 6 00:00:13,925 --> 00:00:15,800 - Hey, honey. - Hey. 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,133 I appreciate you doing Thanksgiving shopping. 8 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:20,217 - Yeah. - Hey, where'd Rory go? 9 00:00:20,217 --> 00:00:22,717 He went skateboarding with some friends. 10 00:00:22,717 --> 00:00:26,133 Did he bring his kneepads, helmet, mouthpiece and wrist guards? 11 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:29,633 Yeah. 12 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:31,925 More kids come into that emergency room 13 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:34,925 and they forgot their... 14 00:00:34,925 --> 00:00:38,883 - Uh, where are the eggs? - Ooh, eggs. 15 00:00:38,883 --> 00:00:40,967 How could you forget? I put 'em on the list. 16 00:00:40,967 --> 00:00:45,133 Ooh, list, you know, I... Here, I forgot the list, actually, 17 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:47,967 but I figured if I walked around the store 18 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:49,717 I'd remember the important things. 19 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:50,925 Like a nutcracker? 20 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,175 No, that was by the cashier and I remembered 21 00:00:53,175 --> 00:00:55,842 that you wanted walnuts for your Waldorf Salad. 22 00:00:55,842 --> 00:00:59,217 - So did you pick up the walnuts? - Ooh, walnuts. 23 00:01:00,383 --> 00:01:02,342 I am not gonna get mad today. 24 00:01:02,342 --> 00:01:04,925 We just have too much to be thankful for this year. 25 00:01:04,925 --> 00:01:07,217 Yeah. Like your parents are staying in Sarasota. 26 00:01:07,217 --> 00:01:09,883 Paul. Yeah, you got me there. 27 00:01:12,342 --> 00:01:14,925 Wait a minute. I'm bored. You wanna have some fun? 28 00:01:14,925 --> 00:01:16,508 Yeah. 29 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,342 Why'd you do that? 30 00:01:19,342 --> 00:01:21,925 Let's make my Dad think we were fooling around. 31 00:01:21,925 --> 00:01:24,300 I don't wanna have fun. I don't wanna have fun. 32 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,342 Wait. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 33 00:01:26,342 --> 00:01:29,467 What happened to the "no boys upstairs" rule? 34 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,925 - Oh, I waived it for Jason. - Cate, did you know about this? 35 00:01:32,925 --> 00:01:35,508 Oh, relax. They were only up there a minute. 36 00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:36,925 What can happen in a minute? 37 00:01:38,925 --> 00:01:42,675 Kerry, you know the rules. No boys upstairs. 38 00:01:42,675 --> 00:01:46,383 God, it's freezing in that basement. Hey, Kerry, Jason. 39 00:01:46,383 --> 00:01:48,925 Hey, guys. Um, Jason, do you know Kyle? 40 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:51,217 Yeah. I think you shoved me into a locker once. 41 00:01:51,217 --> 00:01:53,092 Oh yeah. What up? 42 00:01:53,092 --> 00:01:55,050 What is going on in this house? 43 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:57,258 What were you two doing in the basement? 44 00:01:57,258 --> 00:01:59,717 Relax, Papa H, we were playing Ping-Pong. 45 00:01:59,717 --> 00:02:01,925 We got rid of the Ping-Pong table a month ago. 46 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:05,592 Oh, well it was hard to see with the lights off. 47 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,758 Why are you getting all bent? The rule is no boys upstairs. 48 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:11,717 We were in the basement, which, look it up, is downstairs. 49 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:14,008 Ipso facto, no rule breakage. I need lip gloss. 50 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,175 OK, Bridget, you've raised a valid point. 51 00:02:16,175 --> 00:02:19,633 So this is the new rule. No boys upstairs, downstairs... 52 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:22,550 - Dad, wait! - ...anywhere until after the holidays, 53 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:25,758 which includes Christmas, New Years, Fourth of July, 54 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,925 and for good measure, Ground Hog Day. 55 00:02:27,925 --> 00:02:29,967 Can they come for Thanksgiving dinner? 56 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:33,633 I applaud that you would even ask me that. No. 57 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:37,925 OK, Daddy. Can they come Thursday? 58 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:00,300 - Morning. - Morning. 59 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,258 Isn't that the sweater I got you two Christmases ago? 60 00:03:03,258 --> 00:03:04,758 Uh-huh, I like it now. 61 00:03:04,758 --> 00:03:09,258 Oh. Uh, could you give me the tank top in your backpack. 62 00:03:09,258 --> 00:03:12,383 OK, you. You got me. 63 00:03:12,383 --> 00:03:16,300 - Now give me the other one. - Oh, God, that is so unfair. 64 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:19,300 Oh, get down here. And don't take off that sweater. 65 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,300 I cannot go to school in this. It's a grandma sweater. 66 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:26,300 - I thought it was really cute? - Yeah, on someone named Nana. 67 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:30,300 I am not in the mood for this today. Your dad had me up half the night. 68 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,050 Eww. 69 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:34,300 Tossing and turning. 70 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,092 Eww! 71 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:39,300 - He couldn't sleep! - Oh! 72 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:42,300 If you guys are smart, you'll be nice to your dad today. 73 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,092 - There's a lot going on at work. - Hey, we're always nice. 74 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:49,092 Dad's the problem. He won't let our boyfriends come for Thanksgiving dinner. 75 00:03:49,092 --> 00:03:53,008 He's the one who says we should feed the homeless. We don't know them. 76 00:03:53,008 --> 00:03:55,467 - Morning. - Hey, honey. 77 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:58,883 So you ready for your breakfast meeting with your new editor? 78 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:02,467 If by ready you mean panic stricken with writer's block, I'm ready. 79 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:05,175 Aw, good for you. 80 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:08,508 - You don't listen to me, do you? - Oh, love you, too. 81 00:04:08,508 --> 00:04:11,300 Come on, girls. You don't wanna be late for school. 82 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,300 I gotta have a good day today. 83 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:16,342 That's a cute sweater, Beach. Nana has one just like it. 84 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:24,550 Cate, he never showed. Some newspaper editor; can't even make a deadline. 85 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:28,300 I waited 45 minutes for the big jerk. 86 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,883 - Paul Hennessy? - Yeah. 87 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:33,925 - Nick Sharpe. Big Jerk. - Don't call him that, honey. 88 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:37,800 It's all right, I am, and I am so sorry for missing breakfast. 89 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,300 - Family emergency. - Everything OK? 90 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,592 Oh, fine, fine. Everything's fine. 91 00:04:42,592 --> 00:04:44,300 It's just... 92 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:48,675 God, you got no idea what it's like being the father of teenage girls. 93 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:55,842 And Jenna, who I caught sneaking out to get her belly button pierced at... 94 00:04:55,842 --> 00:04:58,300 - ...The Navel Station? - That's the one. 95 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:01,300 For 20 bucks a month, Vinnie, the manager, will call you 96 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:04,300 - anytime one of them comes in. - Outstanding. 97 00:05:05,842 --> 00:05:09,300 I gave up being a foreign correspondent to spend more time with them. 98 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:13,425 But sometimes, I miss the serenity of Baghdad. 99 00:05:13,425 --> 00:05:16,133 I gave up sports writing for the same reason. 100 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:18,300 Don't get me wrong. I love my girls, dearly. 101 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,508 - How many? - Four. 102 00:05:20,508 --> 00:05:24,925 Four? I only have two, although it seems like four. 103 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:27,300 That means you'd have eight. 104 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,633 Cate, Cate, look what I found out in our yard. 105 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,383 - Put them down! - Dad, you're hurting Jason! 106 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:40,258 I told you, if you feed them, you'll never get rid of them. 107 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:42,092 Bye-bye now. 108 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,800 Uh, is that why you brought 'em in, so you could kick 'em out? 109 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,383 Uh, yeah. 110 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:49,967 If this is what happens when I bring a boyfriend over to our house, 111 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:53,008 I'm just gonna find ways of seeing them behind your back. 112 00:05:53,008 --> 00:05:57,300 Yeah. I should start doing that too. 113 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:02,258 So, she said, pretending she lived in a normal house, how was your day? 114 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:05,300 It was great. Nick and I spent lunch at an indoor driving range. 115 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:08,300 - Oh, did you pick up the walnuts? - Ooh, walnuts. 116 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:13,300 - This is the worst day of my life. - Rory, what happened? 117 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,258 We were having a great time skating. 118 00:06:15,258 --> 00:06:17,050 Were we wearing our helmet, kneepads, 119 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:19,133 wrist guards, and mouthpiece? 120 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:21,883 - Yeah. - Yeah. 121 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:25,717 And after, we went to this girl's house and her dad came home and went psycho. 122 00:06:25,717 --> 00:06:27,133 What do you mean psycho? 123 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:28,758 He was screaming and calling me names 124 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:30,300 like, "You little punk." 125 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,008 Then he grabbed me by my shirt. 126 00:06:32,008 --> 00:06:33,717 - What? - He put his hands on you? 127 00:06:33,717 --> 00:06:36,008 - I'll kill him! - Easy, girl. 128 00:06:36,008 --> 00:06:39,425 And the worst part is, I left my skateboard and I'm afraid to go back. 129 00:06:39,425 --> 00:06:41,883 The nerve of that guy. What did you do? 130 00:06:41,883 --> 00:06:45,300 Nothing. He just went nuts. He's a psycho dad. 131 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,258 He messed with the wrong Hennessy. 132 00:06:47,258 --> 00:06:49,675 I got half a mind to punch his lights out. I'm going. 133 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,800 - Get him, Dad. - And you're going with me. 134 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,300 I got a lot of homework. 135 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,883 Rory! 136 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:02,342 Looks like nobody's home. Let's go. 137 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:04,300 No, wait, I know you're afraid, Rory, 138 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,967 but this guy has gotta apologize to you. 139 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:09,092 Nobody treats you like that. 140 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,800 Oh, hey, Paul, what are you, uh...? 141 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,133 You! 142 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,300 Hit him, Dad! 143 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,633 This puts me in an awkward position 144 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:31,133 of being a concerned parent, a friend... 145 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:34,467 - My employee. - Employee, yes. 146 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:37,967 - Can I have my skateboard back? - Timing, Rory. 147 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:41,800 Skateboard? I don't know about any skateboard that you 148 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,425 or any boy that I catch with my daughters leaves over here. 149 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:48,925 I also don't know anything about a scooter, a couple of bicycles, 150 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:52,217 a '98 Honda 750 mint condition. 151 00:07:52,217 --> 00:07:57,175 - Daddy, can I go to the mall? - No, Jenna, you're grounded. 152 00:07:57,175 --> 00:07:59,383 - For what? - For going to the mall. 153 00:07:59,383 --> 00:08:00,758 That was Amanda's fault. 154 00:08:00,758 --> 00:08:03,425 She had to go to the mall to buy Melanie a present, 155 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:06,633 like that's gonna make up for leaving play rehearsal with Tyler. 156 00:08:06,633 --> 00:08:08,467 Yeah, right, Amanda. 157 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,467 Sweetheart, can we talk about this later? 158 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:15,425 You never listen to me! God! 159 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:20,717 - Sorry about that. - No problem. It's like Muzak. 160 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:24,050 Anyway, so Rory came home very upset 161 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:26,800 because... some father, 162 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,467 apparently you, uh, threw him out of the house for no reason. 163 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:32,383 No reason? 164 00:08:32,383 --> 00:08:33,842 How about I walk into my kitchen, 165 00:08:33,842 --> 00:08:37,050 find your son kissing my baby girl. 166 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:41,883 - You left that part out. - Oh. Yeah. 167 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:45,800 I'm sorry it was your kid, Paul. 168 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,467 But my experience tells me that all boys are after one thing. 169 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:50,925 Their skateboards. 170 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:55,175 - Michelle, are you...? - I hate you. 171 00:08:56,217 --> 00:08:58,008 Michelle. My oldest. 172 00:08:58,008 --> 00:08:59,467 Pretty. 173 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:03,633 So, Rory, is it true, what Mr. Sharpe said? 174 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:06,008 - Yeah, but... - I can't believe you lied to me. 175 00:09:06,008 --> 00:09:07,883 - Dad. - Not a word until we get home. 176 00:09:07,883 --> 00:09:10,217 - Dad! - What? 177 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,758 Sorry. 178 00:09:12,758 --> 00:09:15,217 Tell Michelle to stop using my hairbrush. 179 00:09:15,217 --> 00:09:17,217 I don't want her disgusting dye in it. 180 00:09:17,217 --> 00:09:18,633 Michelle dyes her hair? 181 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:23,550 No, Dad. That shade of brass runs in the family. 182 00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:29,425 This is getting eerie. 183 00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:33,133 Well, happy Thanksgiving, everybody. 184 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:38,300 This is a little out of the moment, but what do walnuts mean to you? 185 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,967 Oh, my God, walnuts. 186 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,133 - Dad, this is totally unfair! - I don't wanna hear it. 187 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,467 You didn't hear my side. 188 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,175 What is going on? 189 00:09:49,175 --> 00:09:51,175 Dad's mad at the boy for a change. 190 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:55,133 Kerry, knock it off. Although I should get a camera. Paul? 191 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:57,633 - Get him, Ground him. - Tell him you didn't teach him 192 00:09:57,633 --> 00:10:00,258 - to act like this! - Make him put on a different top! 193 00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:03,467 Bridget, Kerry, not now. This isn't cute. 194 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:06,008 Rory was caught kissing my boss' daughter. 195 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:08,508 I am having the best day ever. 196 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,800 I didn't kiss her, she kissed me. 197 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,925 - Eww! - I didn't even like it. 198 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,467 - I told you. - I knew it. 199 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:17,425 Girls! All right, Rory, tell me what really happened. 200 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:21,925 Well, Katy and I were just talking and out of nowhere, she plants one on me. 201 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,133 My mouth was full of cocoa. I burnt my tongue. 202 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,467 Then Mr. Sharpe walked in and went crazy, 203 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,883 screamed at me, and threw me out of the house. 204 00:10:29,883 --> 00:10:33,133 So I guess Nick jumped to conclusions and so did I. 205 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,467 Rory, I'm really sorry. 206 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,133 Thanks, Dad, but he still has my skateboard. 207 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:41,050 Maybe I can ride your apology over to his house and get it. 208 00:10:44,842 --> 00:10:46,717 You know, I can't believe that Nick. 209 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:50,092 After Thanksgiving, I am going over to give him a piece of my mind. 210 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:52,883 What kind of man would do something like that? 211 00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:57,675 What? Cate? 212 00:11:00,008 --> 00:11:03,217 Officer down, need backup. 213 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:06,592 Kyle can't hold my hand without you thinking that he's a sex maniac. 214 00:11:06,592 --> 00:11:08,842 God forbid Jason puts his arm around me, 215 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,300 you've got me pregnant and dropping out. 216 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,467 - Which would never happen. - Of course not. 217 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:17,175 Kerry's so smart she could graduate high school if she had two babies. 218 00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:23,467 It's no wonder you and Nick are so close. You're both psycho dads. 219 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:28,342 Don't compare me to him. Nick judged Rory without even knowing him. Cate? 220 00:11:29,342 --> 00:11:31,758 Are you even listening to yourself? 221 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:35,050 When have you ever taken the time to get to know any of the boys 222 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,175 Kerry and Bridget have brought over here? 223 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,550 Oh, I know them. I get inside their heads. 224 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:42,008 I know what they're gonna do before they do. 225 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:45,883 This isn't helping your psycho dad defense. 226 00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:48,800 Trust me, it... It's completely different. 227 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,883 No, it isn't. It's exactly the same as what Nick did to Rory. 228 00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:56,467 - Yeah, Dad, Mom's right. - You hurt our little brother. 229 00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:01,467 - Oh God, I am a... - Say it. 230 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,008 ...psycho dad. 231 00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:05,967 Cool. Say it again. 232 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:10,967 Good morning, Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. 233 00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:12,467 Psycho dad. 234 00:12:14,092 --> 00:12:15,842 Uh, remember our discussion 235 00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:18,633 about having guests over on Thanksgiving? 236 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,467 Oh, happy Turkey Day, Papa H. 237 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,258 You can call him Papa H, too. 238 00:12:23,258 --> 00:12:26,467 I know, I know, I'm just waiting for the right moment. 239 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:30,092 We decided to help you by inviting Kyle and Jason over 240 00:12:30,092 --> 00:12:32,842 so you can get that chance to know them better. 241 00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:35,133 Well, you know, I was just kinda thinking 242 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,842 that I'd get to know the lads over time. 243 00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,217 That time being after Thanksgiving. 244 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,467 Psycho dad. 245 00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:48,383 Beach, Care Bear, you know, 246 00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:51,967 we always do pancakes and parade in our PJs. 247 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,467 You know, only stuff that starts with P. 248 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,467 Like puh-psycho dad? 249 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:03,800 Don't worry, we can leave, Papa H. 250 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,300 See, it just sounds stupid coming from me. 251 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:12,092 Look, I'm flexible. Adopt, adapt, improve. 252 00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:15,467 Sherlock Holmes. Never mind. 253 00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:18,467 OK, since you guys are both here, 254 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,467 maybe we can use this chance to get to know each other better. 255 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,467 - So, Kyle, how's school this semester? - Pass. 256 00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:31,592 - You can't pass on the question. - I'm not good at school. 257 00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:34,467 - Maybe the next one's about sports. - - OK. 258 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:37,300 What's up, Jason? Do you do sports? 259 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,675 Can I have the school question, sir? 260 00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:46,342 It's come to my attention that I've been a little rough on you guys 261 00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:50,467 and from the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry. 262 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:54,925 So, Daddy, can our boyfriends stay for Thanksgiving dinner? 263 00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:56,883 Sure. 264 00:13:58,675 --> 00:14:01,717 Hey, you can't imagine the fun I had 265 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,133 shopping on Thanksgiving morning. 266 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,883 I almost lost a hand in the nut bin. 267 00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:09,508 This is enough for a family of five. 268 00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,342 Uh, Cate. 269 00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:14,925 Oh, and the boys are over. Well, good for you. 270 00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:18,883 - And they're staying for dinner. - And... 271 00:14:18,883 --> 00:14:21,633 ...you're going back to the store. 272 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,592 Did you get the whipped cream for the pumpkin pie? 273 00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,592 Uh, yeah. 274 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,425 Did you get the pie? 275 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,508 None of your business. 276 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:41,175 Uh, I need help setting the dining room table. Where'd the girls go? 277 00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:43,592 - I thought I saw them go upstairs. - OK. 278 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:47,342 Into their bedroom, with Jason and Kyle, could be mistaken. 279 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,383 Bridget, Kerry, everybody downstairs. 280 00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:55,050 So you wait until they're in their bedroom before you rat them out? 281 00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:56,467 Yeah. 282 00:14:58,258 --> 00:15:03,050 - What? - Get down here. I... I missed you. 283 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:07,217 All right, guys, you can use those busy hands to help me set the table. 284 00:15:11,425 --> 00:15:13,883 - Hi, Paul. - Nick. 285 00:15:13,883 --> 00:15:16,258 So, love your column for Monday. 286 00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:19,217 I haven't written it yet. 287 00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:23,467 Well, I've got a feeling it's gonna be a good one. 288 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,050 What's this really about, Nick Sharpe? 289 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,467 I, uh, I thought I'd return Rory's skateboard. 290 00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,592 Hey, buddy. 291 00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:41,467 This isn't my skateboard. My skateboard's all beat up and... 292 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,342 Yeah, this one's mine. Thanks. 293 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,258 Well, that was very nice of you. 294 00:15:47,258 --> 00:15:49,675 Not really, I need to apologize. 295 00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:53,258 I found out that Katy was the one who initiated the kiss. 296 00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:57,633 Katy, my, um... baby. 297 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:02,342 Well, at least your baby was honest with you. 298 00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:04,508 - No, her sister ratted her out. - Of course. 299 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,467 I really appreciate you coming by. 300 00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:09,925 My baby. 301 00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:15,217 Hey, are we OK? 302 00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:17,800 'Cause, you know, with the girls, 303 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,342 I don't get out much, 304 00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:23,383 so I think you're... my best friend. 305 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:30,467 We're good. 306 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,633 OK, good. All right, I gotta be going. 307 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:37,467 Could I see what a boy's room looks like? 308 00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:40,675 Thanksgiving. Some other time. 309 00:16:40,675 --> 00:16:43,050 - OK. - You know what, though. 310 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:47,008 You don't really want to go home, do you, Nick? 311 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,467 Not really. 312 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,300 We fathers, we need to support each other. 313 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,467 I've practically become this... 314 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:58,800 - Psycho dad. - You're the psycho dad. 315 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,092 - Sorry. I'm a little sensitive. - No. 316 00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:03,883 That's what my girls call me. 317 00:17:03,883 --> 00:17:05,758 You can't let your girls get to you. 318 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,967 It's just every time I give my girls an inch they take a mile. 319 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:13,467 Go on, Jason, sit at the head of the table in my dad's chair. 320 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,633 Go on. Sit in my dad's chair. 321 00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,383 Well, maybe your girls are different. 322 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,467 Happy Thanksgiving. 323 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,092 Yeah, right. 324 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:30,300 - Uh, where do you think you're going? - To play Ping-Pong. 325 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,300 No. Everybody! Come here, I have an announcement. 326 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,467 Kerry, Jason, right here. 327 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,300 You know how you two girls have 328 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:41,217 helped me open my heart and welcome others into my home? 329 00:17:41,217 --> 00:17:43,758 Well, it didn't take. You and you, out! 330 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,300 - What? - You can't do that. 331 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,592 That which was done is now undone. 332 00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:50,550 The king is taking back his castle. 333 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:53,592 Uh, Sire, prithee a word? 334 00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:57,383 The girls are walking all over me. 335 00:17:57,383 --> 00:18:01,467 Honey, you cannot invite those boys and then uninvite them at your whim. 336 00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,758 The girls will think... 337 00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:05,467 Think what? That I'm some sort of.... 338 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:07,467 - A psycho dad! - You're the psycho dad. 339 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,925 No, I'm sorry. 340 00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:12,550 Paul, those boys are somebody's Rory. 341 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,467 What happened to getting to know them a little better? 342 00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:18,383 Fine. I'll get to know them better before I toss 'em. 343 00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:20,967 I'll start with Jason. Jason, come here. 344 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,592 Can't you start with Kyle? 345 00:18:22,592 --> 00:18:26,550 Look, Jason, how come you're not with your family 346 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,467 on Thanksgiving anyway? 347 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:33,425 Well, Thanksgiving weekend's a really big deer-hunting weekend. 348 00:18:33,425 --> 00:18:35,925 My dad and my brother always bring home these bucks 349 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:38,467 and I'm not really into it. 350 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,467 I'd kinda rather not be there. 351 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:45,050 Oh. Well, OK, 352 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,467 Jason can stay for dinner. 353 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,758 Thank you, Daddy. 354 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,508 All right, let's eat, dear. 355 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:52,008 No, no, I meant turkey, 356 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,967 I meant let's eat turkey, dear. 357 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,467 Not... 358 00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:57,592 ...not Bambi. 359 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,550 OK, let's eat. 360 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:10,217 Dad, Dad, you forgot Kyle. 361 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,467 Thank you, Rory. 362 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:19,467 OK, Kyle, I guess to be fair, why aren't you with your family Thanksgiving? 363 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:25,175 Because, well, because my family never has Thanksgiving dinner. 364 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:26,925 Never? 365 00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:31,508 - Well, it is an overrated holiday. - Paul! 366 00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:34,383 All right, no, wait, OK, Kyle can stay for dinner. 367 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:37,508 But, Kyle, son, I've known your dad for years and years, 368 00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:41,050 I can't believe you guys don't have Thanksgiving dinner. 369 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:45,300 I know. My mom usually serves the turkey around 2:00. It's more like lunch. 370 00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:49,342 I'm gonna go get that. 371 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:52,967 - Thank you, Daddy. - Yes, thank you. 372 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:56,008 - You are so not a psycho dad. - Do I detect gratitude? 373 00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:58,425 What do you know, and on Thanksgiving yet. 374 00:19:58,425 --> 00:20:00,092 You know what I'm thankful for? 375 00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:04,467 Mom! Dad! What are you doing here? 376 00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:05,883 - Nana. - Grandpa. 377 00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:07,300 Presents! 378 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:16,258 This is a masterpiece of form meeting function. 379 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,300 It weighs only six ounces, 380 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,217 yet has the crushing power of a Bengal tiger. 381 00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:29,467 Paul, come look at the pictures of Mom and Dad's new condo in Sarasota. 382 00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,675 Don't leave. 383 00:20:32,675 --> 00:20:35,092 The boys are in the middle of a story. 384 00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:39,717 Guess how much I paid for this baby. 385 00:20:39,717 --> 00:20:42,967 Go on, guess. Ballpark figure. 386 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,217 Take a crack at it? 30787

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