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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,725 --> 00:00:02,642 A little lower to the left. Perfect. 2 00:00:02,642 --> 00:00:04,392 Hi, Daddy. 3 00:00:04,392 --> 00:00:05,892 Uh, Kyle? 4 00:00:05,892 --> 00:00:07,558 Oh, hey, Papa H. You wanna be next? 5 00:00:08,183 --> 00:00:09,350 Off. 6 00:00:09,425 --> 00:00:12,008 - You know what? I better split. - Good idea. 7 00:00:12,008 --> 00:00:15,008 Yeah, but before I go, how about a little sugar? 8 00:00:15,008 --> 00:00:18,008 Here's a candy bar. Goodbye. 9 00:00:18,008 --> 00:00:19,383 I was eating that. 10 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:21,842 Hey, everybody. 11 00:00:21,842 --> 00:00:23,842 Hey, you know what? I was thinking, 12 00:00:23,842 --> 00:00:27,092 why don't we all go out for a pizza and a movie as a family? 13 00:00:27,092 --> 00:00:30,342 Why are you punishing us? 14 00:00:30,342 --> 00:00:33,508 Sounds great. I like it when we hang out like a real family. 15 00:00:33,508 --> 00:00:36,717 Wow! Sarcasm with a smile. 16 00:00:36,717 --> 00:00:39,717 We're used to it with a sneer. Isn't that right, Paul? 17 00:00:39,717 --> 00:00:45,008 Well, honey, we're not used to the "let's all hang out as a family" Kerry. 18 00:00:46,217 --> 00:00:50,008 We're more used to the "my life sucks" Kerry. 19 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,008 She's just in a good mood because a boy asked her out today. 20 00:00:53,008 --> 00:00:55,300 - Oh! - Really? Who? 21 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:58,008 - His name is Jason. - Ooh! Jason, Jason. 22 00:00:58,008 --> 00:01:00,008 Are you gonna kiss him? 23 00:01:02,175 --> 00:01:04,300 He's so cute and he's really smart, 24 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,758 and he wants to go out next weekend. So? 25 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:12,508 Oh, Kerry, I'm really happy this Jason asked you out, but... 26 00:01:12,508 --> 00:01:14,008 You know the rules. 27 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:17,008 Bridget had to wait till she was old enough and so do you. 28 00:01:17,008 --> 00:01:19,800 You think in six months I'll be better prepared? 29 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,300 No, but I'll be better prepared. 30 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,008 Oh, my life sucks! 31 00:01:24,008 --> 00:01:27,342 Now that's the Kerry we know. Right there. 32 00:01:44,717 --> 00:01:47,967 - This is nice. Having fun, Care Bear? - Drop dead. 33 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,508 I hate you. 34 00:01:50,508 --> 00:01:52,633 You had me at drop dead. 35 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:56,217 What will it be? I heard this Robert Redford movie's good. 36 00:01:56,217 --> 00:02:00,800 Oh, please. Robert Redford is such a Brad Pitt rip-off. 37 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,800 How about that new movie, Go Go Go? 38 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,300 It's about really fast cars and girls who like guys who drive 'em. 39 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,800 Is that Kyle taking tickets? 40 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,217 Please, my boyfriend does not work at a movie theater. 41 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:14,175 Welcome to Montross Theaters. 42 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,393 Oh, my God, my boyfriend works at a movie theater! 43 00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:20,060 This is so lame. Why wouldn't he tell me? 44 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:23,685 Oh, I don't know. Maybe he had the crazy idea you would judge him. 45 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,976 Loser. 46 00:02:24,976 --> 00:02:27,893 Now, Bridget, come on. All work is noble. 47 00:02:27,893 --> 00:02:31,643 - There you go. Right through there. - Look at his little bow tie. 48 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:34,393 I cannot date someone who works at the multiplex. 49 00:02:34,393 --> 00:02:36,726 Can't he work somewhere cooler, a music store? 50 00:02:36,726 --> 00:02:38,893 - Or a bookstore. - Being serious here. 51 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:42,393 - I gotta go. I'll be at the food court. - Bridget! 52 00:02:42,393 --> 00:02:44,268 I should make sure she's OK. 53 00:02:44,268 --> 00:02:47,685 Kerry! Come on, guys, it's family movie night. You can't leave. 54 00:02:47,685 --> 00:02:50,101 Now at least we can see this Redford movie. 55 00:02:50,101 --> 00:02:53,393 Actually, that just sold out. The only other movie left is... 56 00:02:53,393 --> 00:02:55,185 Go Go Go. 57 00:02:55,185 --> 00:02:56,893 - Three please. - Go... 58 00:02:56,893 --> 00:02:59,101 Parker was totally flirting with me. 59 00:02:59,101 --> 00:03:03,060 I was like, "Uh-uh," but then I realized he was cute so I was like, "Uh-huh." 60 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:05,060 Who's Parker? 61 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:08,393 This cool senior. We were at the Pennsylvania Pretzel Company, 62 00:03:08,393 --> 00:03:10,518 he started talking to me then asked me out. 63 00:03:10,518 --> 00:03:12,893 I couldn't believe it. He works at Banana. 64 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,851 - And that's cool, working at Banana? - Uh, yeah. 65 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:18,601 - What about Kyle? - Please, Dad, he's a movie usher. 66 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:22,143 You gotta do better than that if you want to hang with this. 67 00:03:22,143 --> 00:03:25,435 Could you never do that again? 68 00:03:25,435 --> 00:03:28,393 You won't let me go out with some guy I really like, 69 00:03:28,393 --> 00:03:31,060 but let Bridget go out with some random pretzel guy. 70 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:36,143 He's not some random pretzel guy. He works at Banana. 71 00:03:36,143 --> 00:03:39,893 This is the most unfair thing ever. Why don't you just lock me in my room? 72 00:03:39,893 --> 00:03:43,393 Your mother won't let me! 73 00:03:43,393 --> 00:03:46,393 You know, it's only one date, and she's so excited. 74 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,851 Maybe we should bend the rules just a little. 75 00:03:48,851 --> 00:03:51,310 Know what happens when you bend the rules? 76 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:55,976 They're not rules anymore. They're just... bent things. 77 00:03:55,976 --> 00:04:00,476 I would've said that differently, but you're the writer. 78 00:04:00,476 --> 00:04:04,393 My point is, dating is complicated and emotionally charged. 79 00:04:04,393 --> 00:04:07,560 Kerry is such a sensitive girl. I don't wanna see her get hurt. 80 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,393 She is more mature and responsible than Bridget was at her age. 81 00:04:11,393 --> 00:04:13,935 I think she deserves a chance. 82 00:04:13,935 --> 00:04:15,435 OK. I'll think about it. 83 00:04:15,435 --> 00:04:16,935 Yes! 84 00:04:18,393 --> 00:04:20,935 Thank you so much for talking to him, Mom. 85 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:28,393 OK, I'm off to pick up Parker. 86 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,226 Wait, you're picking him up? 87 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:33,768 In my day it was customary for the boy to pick up the girl on a first date. 88 00:04:33,768 --> 00:04:37,518 Back in your day women wore corsets and bustiers. 89 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:39,393 No, they didn't. 90 00:04:39,393 --> 00:04:41,393 Really? Then how come Mom has one? 91 00:04:41,393 --> 00:04:44,185 - No, she doesn't. - No, I don't. 92 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:48,351 Anyway, If Kyle calls, tell him I have a headache and I can't come to the phone. 93 00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:50,810 You haven't told Kyle about Parker, Bridget? 94 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:53,143 Well, I can't tell Kyle. He's my safety net. 95 00:04:53,143 --> 00:04:56,435 Wh... I'm not lying for you! 96 00:04:56,435 --> 00:04:58,393 What's a safety net? 97 00:04:58,393 --> 00:05:02,393 Well, you know, in case it doesn't work out with Parker. Which is totally wrong. 98 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:06,601 Did you have any safety nets? 99 00:05:06,601 --> 00:05:10,685 - That must be Jason. - I'll get it. I'll get it. 100 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,893 A father only has a few chances to put the fear of God 101 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:16,435 into a daughter's boyfriend. This is one of them. 102 00:05:16,435 --> 00:05:18,143 OK, just be nice. 103 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,393 I'm always nice. Now beat it. 104 00:05:21,393 --> 00:05:22,810 I'm just gonna... 105 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,476 Get out. 106 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,435 Hi, I'm Jason, Kerry's friend. 107 00:05:28,435 --> 00:05:30,226 Nice to meet you. Oh, sorry. 108 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,768 It's an old habit from my days in the Corps. 109 00:05:34,143 --> 00:05:35,393 Peace Corps? 110 00:05:35,393 --> 00:05:37,393 You wish. 111 00:05:39,935 --> 00:05:41,393 So, Mr. Hennessy... 112 00:05:41,393 --> 00:05:44,976 Please, colonel. Come on in. 113 00:05:46,226 --> 00:05:47,893 Sit down. 114 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:06,476 So I see you went to Michigan. Think their hoop team has a chance this year? 115 00:06:17,226 --> 00:06:20,435 You don't really like basketball, do you, Jason? 116 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:23,393 No, sir. 117 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,018 Let's cut to the chase. 118 00:06:27,018 --> 00:06:28,685 Skooch. 119 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:36,393 Now... you're a teenager with raging hormones. 120 00:06:36,393 --> 00:06:39,893 I'm a father with a raging temper. 121 00:06:45,393 --> 00:06:49,310 If your hormones get into the ring with my temper, they will lose. 122 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,393 You understand? 123 00:06:51,393 --> 00:06:55,393 Yes, sir. Hormones, temper, lose every time. 124 00:06:57,893 --> 00:07:00,893 Look, Colonel Hennessy... 125 00:07:02,435 --> 00:07:04,935 ...I'm not after anything. 126 00:07:04,935 --> 00:07:08,435 All I want is for Kerry to like me as much as I like her. 127 00:07:08,435 --> 00:07:12,185 Oh... well said. 128 00:07:12,185 --> 00:07:15,685 OK. I'm ready. Let's get out of here. 129 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:20,643 You kids have fun. But no pulling over and parking somewhere. 130 00:07:20,643 --> 00:07:22,893 Dad! 131 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:26,226 No, sir, I mean, not with my Mom driving us. 132 00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:30,476 Hi there. 133 00:07:37,393 --> 00:07:39,643 Shut up. 134 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:43,185 What? I just wanted to know how your date with Jason went. 135 00:07:43,185 --> 00:07:45,351 Oh, it was fine. 136 00:07:45,351 --> 00:07:46,643 Good. 137 00:07:46,643 --> 00:07:49,601 Did you have to kiss Jason's mom good night too? 138 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:53,685 So how'd it go, honey? 139 00:07:53,685 --> 00:07:56,393 Oh, he's so awesome. We had such a great time. 140 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,393 Thank you so much for letting me go. 141 00:07:58,393 --> 00:08:01,685 Oh, my pleasure, Care Bear. I knew you were ready to date. 142 00:08:01,685 --> 00:08:04,101 You know what? You are so much cooler than Dad. 143 00:08:05,226 --> 00:08:08,018 Well, it's not a competition. 144 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:10,601 But if it was, I'd win. 145 00:08:10,601 --> 00:08:12,393 All right. Bye, honey. 146 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:16,851 - So how'd it go last night? - Just OK. 147 00:08:18,726 --> 00:08:21,018 - Hello? - Is that Jason? 148 00:08:21,018 --> 00:08:24,893 Could be. Does Jason have a thick accent and need to talk to Rudolfo? 149 00:08:26,476 --> 00:08:29,893 OK, no one in this house get on the phone. 150 00:08:29,893 --> 00:08:31,935 - Hey, Dad. - Where you going, Bridget? 151 00:08:31,935 --> 00:08:34,393 Kyle's taking me shopping. If he asks where I was, 152 00:08:34,393 --> 00:08:36,393 do not say I was with Parker. 153 00:08:36,393 --> 00:08:39,185 I was at Mandy's watching Bring It On then went for pizza. 154 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,851 Make that the Smoothie Shack for a fro-yo... 155 00:08:41,851 --> 00:08:44,351 I don't like Bring It On. Dude, Where's My Car? 156 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:47,643 Enough! I'm not lying for you. 157 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:50,268 - Is Mom here? - Wait! 158 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:54,393 She's not lying, either. Bridget, you know, this is... You gotta stop. 159 00:08:54,393 --> 00:09:00,351 I mean, as much as it pains me to say this, even Kyle doesn't deserve this. 160 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:02,393 I think you need to tell him the truth. 161 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:05,851 - But I'm getting away with it. - You need to tell him the truth. 162 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:12,018 - Ready to go? - Yep. 163 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,518 Bridget, don't you have something to say to Kyle? 164 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,101 - Kyle, we have to talk. - What's up? 165 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,268 I went on a date with Parker Jarvis. 166 00:09:22,268 --> 00:09:25,143 - Parker? You did? - But it wasn't serious at all... 167 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:26,810 - I break up with you. - What? 168 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:30,393 I see where this is going, and I want credit. I break up with you first. 169 00:09:30,393 --> 00:09:32,018 Later, Papa H. 170 00:09:34,018 --> 00:09:36,893 See? Doesn't the truth just feel better? 171 00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,018 What's for dinner? 172 00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:46,185 Vegetarian meatloaf with polenta. 173 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:49,018 Mm. Can I have a Hot Pocket? 174 00:09:49,768 --> 00:09:51,435 No. 175 00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,601 Hi, Care Bear. 176 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:58,851 OK, hypothetically, if a girl has a really good date with a boy, 177 00:09:58,851 --> 00:10:01,643 and the boy doesn't call her for more than two days, 178 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,643 there's something wrong, right? 179 00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:06,476 Well, maybe Jason doesn't want to seem too eager. 180 00:10:06,476 --> 00:10:11,018 Who said I was talking about Jason? God, Dad! 181 00:10:11,018 --> 00:10:14,518 I'm just saying that there could be many reasons why... 182 00:10:14,518 --> 00:10:18,101 ...a hypothetical guy wouldn't call. 183 00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:21,101 I mean, after your Mom and I went out for the first time, 184 00:10:21,101 --> 00:10:23,226 I waited a week before calling her. 185 00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:24,601 How come? 186 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:27,018 I didn't want her to know I was interested. 187 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,518 But one morning when I went out to get the paper, 188 00:10:29,518 --> 00:10:32,018 I caught him kissing my car. 189 00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:34,226 But I didn't call. 190 00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:37,393 Hey, Beach. How was your day? 191 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:40,268 Awful. Everybody talked about how I got dumped by Kyle. 192 00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:43,726 Amanda told Sara told Sabrina told Erin. It was humiliating. 193 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:47,018 When Parker found out I got dumped by an usher, he broke up with me. 194 00:10:47,018 --> 00:10:49,310 I'm the biggest loser in the school! 195 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:52,018 I hope you're happy because it's all your fault! 196 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:55,810 OK, I'm a bad person. Point taken. 197 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:58,726 Now, can we have a nice, quiet, family dinner? 198 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,018 Kerry, stop staring at the phone. 199 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,435 So, what's new with my little family? 200 00:11:04,435 --> 00:11:08,351 - Well, no one loves your daughters. - Mom! 201 00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:10,018 - Dad! - OK, Rory, that is it! 202 00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:11,060 Upstairs. No dinner! 203 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,476 - Oh, man! - Go! 204 00:11:12,476 --> 00:11:15,310 And we were having vegetarian meatloaf and polenta. 205 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,726 Get out! 206 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:25,351 Guys are the worst! 207 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:29,018 Not Kyle. Here we are inside the mall. 208 00:11:29,018 --> 00:11:32,726 Here we are outside the mall. Where was this one? 209 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,935 - The mall? - Oh, yeah. 210 00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:39,018 Our mall. 211 00:11:39,018 --> 00:11:42,518 What do you do when you go out with a guy and you have a good time 212 00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:44,018 and then he doesn't call? 213 00:11:44,018 --> 00:11:46,351 I don't know. Does that happen to people? 214 00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:51,643 God, you know, I mean, I thought Jason and I had a really good time. 215 00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:54,351 Maybe it's me. Maybe he hates me. 216 00:11:54,351 --> 00:11:59,018 - OK, start at the beginning. - OK, well, he... 217 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,643 Yeah, I'm bored. Let's get to the good stuff. 218 00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:04,101 - Did he make a move? - No. 219 00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:06,310 - Did he try and kiss you? - No. 220 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,726 - Did he hug you real tight? - No. 221 00:12:08,726 --> 00:12:11,018 Kerry, are you sure you had a date? 222 00:12:11,018 --> 00:12:12,101 Bridget! 223 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,018 OK, did you even hold hands? 224 00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:16,560 Kind of. I mean, he couldn't get his seat belt on. 225 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,643 His mom said she wouldn't leave until the dinging stopped. 226 00:12:19,643 --> 00:12:22,018 I reached over to help him put his seat belt on, 227 00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,601 and I kinda touched his hand. 228 00:12:23,601 --> 00:12:26,226 Oh, God. No wonder he's blowing you off. 229 00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:28,018 Why? What did I do wrong? 230 00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:32,018 Maybe you shouldn't have buckled him up in front of his mommy. 231 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,143 Maybe I should call. 232 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:36,060 No! No, no. You never call the guy. 233 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,226 It's needy. It's pathetic. 234 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:40,018 Wouldn't it be more honest? 235 00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:43,018 Honest? Dad told me to be honest and look where it got me? 236 00:12:43,018 --> 00:12:46,018 - Sitting home alone on a Friday night. - I know. 237 00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:49,851 God, Colonel Dad probably freaked Jason out. God, he sucks. 238 00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:53,018 I know. Dad made me break up with the only guy I'll ever love 239 00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:55,310 just because he was a movie usher. 240 00:12:59,851 --> 00:13:04,018 Go Go Go, theater three. Thanks for coming to Montross Theaters. 241 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:05,726 Enjoy the movie. 242 00:13:05,726 --> 00:13:08,726 - Hi, hi, hi. - Hey, Papa H. 243 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:11,726 Kyle, mind if we have a little chat? 244 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,768 Sure. What's up? 245 00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:17,185 Kyle, you know I've always liked you, right? 246 00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:20,101 Nuh-uh. 247 00:13:20,101 --> 00:13:24,018 Well, I have. I just... I'm worried about Bridget. 248 00:13:24,018 --> 00:13:27,310 She's been really upset ever since you broke up with her. 249 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,226 Oh, yeah, I've been upset too. 250 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:33,018 The only reason I got this job was so I could take her to nicer places. 251 00:13:33,018 --> 00:13:35,310 Really? Well, that's really nice. 252 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:39,476 She should never have lied to you. You know she's really a good person, 253 00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:41,726 but I may have said a few things 254 00:13:41,726 --> 00:13:44,643 that might have pushed her in the wrong direction. 255 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,518 What are you getting at? 256 00:13:48,518 --> 00:13:52,935 Well, I thought that if you still liked her, maybe you could, I don't know... 257 00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:57,435 Mr. Hennessy, are you asking me to get back together with your daughter? 258 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,435 - Yes. - Oh. 259 00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:02,768 Are you begging me? 260 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:09,143 What are you watching? 261 00:14:09,143 --> 00:14:12,310 My social life being flushed down the toilet. 262 00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:16,351 Is it any good? 263 00:14:21,018 --> 00:14:23,935 Kyle! It's so good to see you. 264 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:28,018 - Kyle? What are you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 265 00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:30,310 I'll give you kids some privacy. 266 00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:35,518 Oh, more? 267 00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:39,851 Bridget and Kyle? Do you have anything to do with this? 268 00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:44,018 I don't want to brag, but it depends on how it turns out. 269 00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:48,726 Listen... I'm sorry about the whole breakup thing. 270 00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:54,560 You know, it was stupid to worry about my reputation, but... I miss you. 271 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,185 I miss you too. 272 00:14:56,185 --> 00:14:58,143 So do you want to get back together? 273 00:14:58,143 --> 00:14:59,935 - Yes. - Yeah. 274 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,851 OK, now I break up with you. 275 00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:09,893 And just so we're clear, I get credit this time. 276 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:13,643 Oh, you definitely had something to do with this. 277 00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:16,435 I thought you wanted to get back together with Kyle. 278 00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:18,810 I will, as soon as I get my reputation back. 279 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:22,685 I'll call Erin who will call Sara, Sabrina, Amanda who will tell the world. 280 00:15:22,685 --> 00:15:25,643 She's got the biggest mouth. It should take about a week. 281 00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:29,018 Well, that's terrible! You can't just use Kyle like that! 282 00:15:29,018 --> 00:15:30,726 So... next Saturday? 283 00:15:30,726 --> 00:15:31,935 Yeah, I'd love to. 284 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,185 What just happened? 285 00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:42,018 Well, I guess you fixed it, so congratulations. 286 00:15:42,018 --> 00:15:44,351 Has anyone called for me? 287 00:15:44,351 --> 00:15:47,018 You know that guy Jason you went out on a date with? 288 00:15:47,018 --> 00:15:49,351 - Yeah? - Yeah, he didn't call. 289 00:15:49,351 --> 00:15:52,268 Are you out of your mind? That's not nice, Rory! 290 00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:55,143 If you gave me a brother, we wouldn't have this problem. 291 00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:57,018 Get upstairs. 292 00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,351 Bear? 293 00:16:04,351 --> 00:16:07,310 It's not fair! Jason hasn't called. 294 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:10,810 And he even stopped saying hi at school. It's all weird now. 295 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:15,018 You know, how come I'm the nice one, and I get blown off? 296 00:16:15,018 --> 00:16:17,893 Bridget's mean to Kyle, and he comes crawling back. 297 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,685 I have no idea how that happened. 298 00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:25,851 Look, Kerry, maybe... 299 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,018 You know, I've been through all the maybes. 300 00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,643 Maybe I'm just not what a guy wants. 301 00:16:30,643 --> 00:16:34,476 Maybe I should be more like Bridget and dress like a lap dancer. 302 00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:41,518 - Maybe I'm just not sexy enough. - Look, Kerry, you are plenty... 303 00:16:41,518 --> 00:16:43,435 Forget that. 304 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:47,018 Let's talk about what's important, and it's not your clothes. 305 00:16:47,018 --> 00:16:51,851 It's what's underneath. I mean, no... 306 00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:54,976 This is why I think my kids should wait before they date. 307 00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:58,976 You don't have to worry about it because I don't ever wanna go on a date again. 308 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,601 Alrighty then. Dinner in an hour. 309 00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:04,351 All guys are jerks! 310 00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:08,018 You really liked this guy, didn't you? 311 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:14,560 Honey, not all guys are jerks. 312 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,018 The truth is, and... 313 00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:22,018 ...here's the painful part, sometimes, there are good guys like Jason, 314 00:17:22,018 --> 00:17:24,518 but it's just not meant to be. 315 00:17:24,518 --> 00:17:27,643 - I know. - So don't give up on all guys. 316 00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:31,935 Don't cheat all the others who are gonna find you beautiful 317 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,143 and talented and amazing. 318 00:17:34,143 --> 00:17:36,018 OK. 319 00:17:36,018 --> 00:17:37,393 OK? 320 00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:38,601 Amazing, huh? 321 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:39,726 Truly. 322 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,643 - Thanks, Dad. - Yes. 323 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,518 Kerry, Jason's on the phone. 324 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:45,310 - Really? - No. 325 00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:55,018 Gee, honey, you look a little undressed for family movie night. 326 00:17:55,018 --> 00:18:00,018 It's just a little extra punishment for a certain movie usher. 327 00:18:00,018 --> 00:18:02,643 You know I'm talking about Kyle, right? 328 00:18:02,643 --> 00:18:04,518 I wanna see Go Go Go again. 329 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:08,060 What was it, Rory, the timeless emotions, the witty banter? 330 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:12,060 I liked it when the car flipped over, but he didn't spill his Coke. 331 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,101 Yeah, me too, that was cool. 332 00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:16,226 Didn't we just have family movie night? 333 00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:19,435 That doesn't count. In order for it to be family movie night, 334 00:18:19,435 --> 00:18:22,101 the family has to actually see a movie. 335 00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:26,226 Jason. 336 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:27,935 - Colonel. - At ease. 337 00:18:27,935 --> 00:18:29,268 Mrs. Hennessy. 338 00:18:36,893 --> 00:18:38,143 Um... 339 00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:45,018 Hi. 340 00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:47,018 Hi. 341 00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:48,726 Hi. 342 00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:50,851 You said that. 343 00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:53,518 Right. Um... 344 00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:55,726 So, what have you been up to? 345 00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:59,101 Oh, I've been really busy, so if you tried to call, I didn't get it. 346 00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:05,435 No. I know you didn't call. I just... 347 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,810 I don't know why. I had a really nice time. 348 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:09,310 Me too. 349 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,018 Why didn't you say hi at school? 350 00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:14,560 I was waiting for you to say hi first. 351 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,268 I would have called you, but my brother told me not to. 352 00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:21,851 My sister told me not to call you. 353 00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:24,435 We have so much in common. 354 00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:29,018 I don't know, I was all embarrassed because I hate having my mom drive us. 355 00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:31,476 I mean, that housecoat. 356 00:19:31,476 --> 00:19:35,935 You know, but... if you just wait three months, 357 00:19:35,935 --> 00:19:37,518 I'll have my driver's license. 358 00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:43,226 There's a yogurt stand in the food court. 359 00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:45,435 My mom wouldn't have to drive us. 360 00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:50,268 Ew, Dad, don't do the thumb. 361 00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,351 What's wrong with this? 362 00:19:52,351 --> 00:19:54,351 Honey, just put that away. 363 00:19:56,018 --> 00:19:59,435 Well, we lost Kerry. Four out of five isn't bad, right? 364 00:19:59,435 --> 00:20:01,393 - Yo, Bridge! - Oh, come on! 365 00:20:01,393 --> 00:20:04,060 Hey, Kyle. Why aren't you taking tickets? 366 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:07,268 I got a job selling snowboards at Barenaked Board & Skate. 367 00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:09,768 No! Really? Let's take me shopping. 368 00:20:09,768 --> 00:20:12,935 Well, I would, but I thought we were still broken up. 369 00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:15,226 For another 24 hours. 370 00:20:15,226 --> 00:20:17,018 Oh, yeah. 371 00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:21,435 Here's... here's a thought, you could say the whole thing was mutual. 372 00:20:21,435 --> 00:20:23,726 - I'll say it if she will. - I will if he will. 373 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,310 - Are you gonna say it? - Are you? 374 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,560 Oh, for God sake, I now pronounce you mutual. 375 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,185 - What's so funny? - You. 376 00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:33,018 Why? 377 00:20:33,018 --> 00:20:36,810 For not wanting your daughters to date, you've been a regular matchmaker. 378 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:41,351 You're right. I guess I like seeing 'em happy, even if it has to be with boys. 379 00:20:41,351 --> 00:20:46,018 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Our movie's sold out. All that's left is... 380 00:20:46,018 --> 00:20:48,101 - Go Go Go. - Oh, no. 381 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:52,768 I guess you're wondering how that kid ended up in a rug. 382 00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:56,310 Look at him. Easy on the eyes, isn't he? 383 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,351 You'll hear about this. 384 00:20:58,351 --> 00:21:02,476 Maybe at school, or maybe a friend will IM you. 385 00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:05,685 Or maybe you'd like to get the real facts, 386 00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:09,060 the real scoop, the whole enchilada. 387 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:12,685 He was just spying on his sisters. So what? 388 00:21:12,685 --> 00:21:18,060 Personally, I think they're jealous of him. But that's a story for another day. 389 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:22,560 Ironic, isn't it? He always wanted to stay up all night. 390 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,435 I guess he got more than he bargained for. 30731

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