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I know this isn't a contest,
but mine is real good.
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You used a stencil.
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Still counts.
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Hey, Bridget...
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Don't even think about it,
Kyle will kill you.
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- Oh, Kerry...
- Don't even think
about it.
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You don't have
a boyfriend
to protect you.
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- Yes, she does.
- Eww! Dad!
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- I honked,
like, five times.
- Six.
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Paul, couldn't you
give me a hand?
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Kids, it's Halloween,
what does Dad do?
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Carve the pumpkin.
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- And what does Mom do?
- Everything else.
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See, kids,
it's out of my hands.
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- I'll get the rest.
- No, this is it.
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All the candy
left in the store.
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Some poor kids
are gonna get raisins
and chewable vitamins.
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- Look, our jack-o-lanterns.
- Ooh.
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Very scary.
And you can hardly tell
that you used the stencil
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It still counts.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Adorable.
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Thanks, that's
what I was going for.
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- Look what Kyle and I made.
- Check it out. It's smokin'.
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It's gonna be the new logo
for my snowboard company.
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Oh, Bridgie,
don't let this one get away.
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OK. Which one do you like best?
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Well, I haven't
seen Kerry's yet.
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Finished.
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Yeah, in two weeks,
it'll be rotten like
all the rest of them.
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I don't know why I spend
good money on these things.
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I could just borrow
an X-ray from radiology.
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What?
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All the other nurses do it.
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What does everybody
got planned for Halloween?
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- We're going to
Erin Haywood's party.
- Oh, really? Erin Haywood?
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- Will there be adults there?
- Oh, yeah.
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- We know the rules, God!
- OK, just checking.
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- So, Kerry...
will adults be there?!
- Yes!
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- Lots of them.
- OK.
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So, Kerry, what about you?
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I'm hanging with Christina,
watch scary movies,
make popcorn.
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Well, that's good.
Spend a nice quiet
evening with friends.
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You don't need a party
to have fun.
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- Parties are stupid.
- Parties you aren't invited to?
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Like I really want
to hang out...
Parties are stupid.
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Girls, let's not fight,
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especially at this time
of year, it's Halloween.
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The day our Savior
was what, Paul, scared?
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Be back by 11:00 for our
annual Halloween campout.
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You don't want to go
to the treehouse
all by yourself at night.
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Why, are you gonna terrify us
with the flashlight
under your chin again?
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I might.
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Do we have to spend the night
in that treehouse?
We do it every year.
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- Every year.
- It's our last
Halloween tradition.
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Don't grumble.
You and Kerry won't trick
or treat with me anymore,
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so now it's just
Man-With-Ax-In-Head and
Little-Man-With-Ax-In-Head.
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Hey, Bridget, for Erin's party,
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I think you should
wear a bikini
and go as "hot."
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Oops. I gotta go.
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Why didn't you tell Dad
you're not trick or treating
with him this year? Scared?
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I'm not scared.
I'm not scared
of anything.
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I'm waiting for the right time.
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When? Thanksgiving,
little pilgrim?
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Look at the Doyle's.
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Fred and the girls
are turning their yard
into a cemetery.
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Big deal. We do that
every time we get a pet.
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- Girls, I'll warm up the car.
- - For a happy Halloween.
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For a happy Halloween.
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I don't want to be
in that treehouse,
I want to be with Kyle.
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That treehouse
is like stuffing me
back into a cradle.
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Major regression, stunting
my emotional development.
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Yeah. It makes
my hair really frizzy.
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- Don't you knock?
- No.
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- What do you want?
- I need help.
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I don't want to go
trick or treating with Dad.
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I want to go out
with Hunter and Ben.
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OK. What do you want from us?
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I don't want to hurt
Dad's feelings.
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Look, you guys
are pros at it,
maybe you could ask him?
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Sorry, can't help. We're gonna
tell him we don't want
to camp in the treehouse.
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What?
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I want in.
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You were so up for it
this morning.
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I tell Mom and Dad
what they want to hear
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because I love them so much.
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Girls, what is going on?
Your dad is still waiting
for you in the garage.
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He's gonna get asphyxiated.
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- You tell her.
- Tell her.
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You tell her.
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OK, someone tell me.
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OK, Mom.
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Kerry has something
to tell you.
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We know it's a tradition,
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but we don't want to stay
the night in the treehouse.
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- Hey, join the club.
- What?
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- You don't want to, either?
- No.
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It just hurts everywhere.
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But I do it for your dad.
Now, let's get going.
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So, will you tell Dad for us?
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Oh yeah, I really want
to sleep in the treehouse
all by myself.
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- Tell him.
- You tell.
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- You tell him.
- - Simon, Theodore, Alvin!
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You don't want to be late!
Not on Halloween.
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- Oh, God, I'll tell him.
- Tell me what?
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I have no idea,
I'll be in the car.
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OK, Dad,
we know it's really
important to you,
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but, we don't want to sleep
in the treehouse this year.
We've outgrown it.
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You all feel this way?
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I understand and
I appreciate your honesty.
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- But you're sleeping
in the treehouse.
- What? Dad!
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Kids!
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How do you do that?
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Hennessy?
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What are you doing here?
That's sports coffee.
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Doesn't bother me,
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but shouldn't you be upstairs
pouring tea with the feminists?
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- Columnists.
- What'd I say?
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- Feminists.
- I did?
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Tommy, not today,
I feel bad enough already.
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Why? 'Cause you make
your wife work and
she wears the pants?
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No, it's the kids.
They're growing up so fast.
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You're right on that one.
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Last year, my Kevin
had a tiny juvenile
offense, insignificant.
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This year, same thing happens,
he's going to the big house.
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- Well, don't blame yourself.
- I don't. I blame the schools.
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It's just that
every Halloween night
we sleep in the treehouse.
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The whole family,
it's tradition.
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Now they're telling me
they've outgrown it.
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That's the dumbest tradition
I've ever heard.
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- Wanna hear real
family traditions?
- Yeah, sure.
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First,
I don't make my wife work.
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Second, every winter
I take the boys up to
an ice fishing shack.
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It's great. Frozen lake,
wind whipping around.
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Crack a few beers
with some underage kids
who can't take a joke.
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It gets a little ugly sometimes,
but all in all, a good time.
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It's nice you still have that.
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Well, you could do
the same with Rory.
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I'm not worried about him,
it's the girls.
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Kerry's got plans with
her friends. Bridget's going
to this Halloween party.
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Not Erin's party?
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- Erin Haywood, yeah.
- Oh, pal, that's
a wild party.
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Every year Kyle comes back
from that party
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with stories for the ice shack.
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Bridget said... Are there
going to be parents there?
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Yeah... in about nine months.
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Tommy, wait a second.
What do you know? Tommy!
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I cannot speak to you,
you're acting like
a crazy person.
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I am your father
and I will be treated
with respect.
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- I'm punishing you
for lying to me.
- Where? What was the lie?
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You didn't tell me
there weren't parents
at Erin's.
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OK, as I recall, I said,
"God, we know the rules,"
then rolled my eyes.
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It was a lie of omission.
You can't go
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where there aren't parents.
You're staying home.
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How does this encourage
open and honest communicate
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if I get punished every time
I don't tell you something?
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00:09:02,325 --> 00:09:05,450
How could you possibly
be failing three subjects?
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00:09:06,825 --> 00:09:09,575
Cate, are you sure you have
to work at the hospital?
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You're going to miss the fun
with Rory and me.
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Paul, I'm a nurse.
I took an oath.
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The hospital needs me.
The candy's not going
to X-ray itself.
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Can I stay the night
at Christina's?
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No, be home by 11:00.
Have a good time, Care Bear.
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Don't call me Care Bear, Paul.
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Did she just call me "Paul"?
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- Don't call me "Paul," missy.
- Did Paul just call me "missy"?
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I'm sensing attitude.
Is this about the treehouse?
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You know what? Why don't
you girls try to be mature
for just three seconds?
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You're gonna sleep in the tree.
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- I'm gonna go
to Christina's.
- Home by 11:00.
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See ya later, Bridget.
See ya, Pa...
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- Don't call me Pa.
You'll be sorry.
- Pa... Paul.
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- Have a seat,
you're grounded.
- Dad!
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Please, call me Paul.
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You're staying in until
Rory and I get home
from trick-or-treating.
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- My son, the boy.
- Hey, Dad.
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Get your costume,
gotta get going.
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Dad, I was thinking...
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- He's gonna go for it.
- Never happen.
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I was thinking, maybe...
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...I was old enough
to go by myself this year.
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Go by yourself? Oh.
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Well, yeah, I guess
you are old enough
this year.
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Well, actually,
I was old enough
last year,
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but you worked so hard
on your costume.
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You go ahead, have a blast.
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I just want you to know that
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Man-With-Ax-in-Head
is gonna miss
Little-Man-With-Ax-In-Head.
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- Don't make it
worse than it is.
- OK.
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- You have fun, buddy.
- Thanks, buddy.
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Oh, please!
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You know, if you were
more respectful like
your little brother,
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- more trustworthy,
perhaps...
- Look in his bag.
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- What? Wait, no!
- Look in his bag?
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Toilet paper,
shaving cream and eggs!
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- What? That's not my bag!
- Get on the couch!
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Trick or treat! I'm an angel.
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You're an angel now,
in a few years you'll be
killing your father.
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Daddy!
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Hi! Look at your costumes!
Come here, guys, here you go.
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That went on the floor,
let me get that.
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There you go, you take some.
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Freeze!
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Turn around.
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Take off the mask.
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And that one.
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- Nice try, Kyle.
- Kyle?
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What are you doing here?
I told you I was
being punished.
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So I'm spending the entire
evening in my room,
overlooking the trellis.
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I'm sorry.
I'll be going right now.
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- Bridget, downstairs.
- Darn it!
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- And you put so much
planning into it.
- I know!
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- Now, Bridget...
- Don't be mad at me.
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I didn't do anything.
I didn't leave the house,
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you never said Kyle
couldn't come over,
besides you let him in.
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If you'd focus that
brainpower, we wouldn't
have a straight spoon.
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- Why do you hate Kyle?
- I don't hate Kyle. Should I?
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I mean, you're 16.
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I'm going to be
a little hawkish about
any boy you date.
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Especially one who
lies to me about adults
being at a party.
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There were adults.
Joey's been a senior
for three years,
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he's 18 if he's a day.
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There you go.
Anyway, he's a bad
influence on Rory.
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Where is Rory? Rory!
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It's no fun egging
your own backyard.
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Sit on this couch, right now!
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- Hey, everybody.
- Cate.
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- Our kids are impossible.
- I'm going back to work.
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No, wait.
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Sit down. Everybody
just sit down and listen.
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I've been thinking...
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- Here we go, more punishment.
- No, it's not punishment.
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Hear me out.
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When baseball legend
Ted Williams
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stepped up to the plate
at age 41...
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Ted Williams?
Isn't he the frozen guy?
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He wasn't frozen then.
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Ted Williams hit a home run
his last time at the plate...
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...ever. People have
remembered that for decades.
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- Do you want us to freeze you?
- No. I don't want...
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- I'm saying...
- What do you want?
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- I wanna be in the treehouse.
- When you're dead?
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That's kind of creepy.
243
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I understand that
you're growing up.
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All I'm asking is that
we spend one last night...
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...in the treehouse
at Halloween.
246
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This is the last time
we'll ever have
to do that again.
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It's my last time at bat.
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Kids!
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00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,991
Seriously, you have to
show me how you do that.
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00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:26,408
The s'mores are great, honey.
Much better than last year.
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00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,325
Yeah, it's my mom's recipe.
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The secret is using
marshmallows, graham
crackers and chocolate.
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OK, let's see.
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S'mores, did it.
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Séances, did it.
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00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:42,200
- Ouija board.
- We didn't officially
do the Ouija.
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00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,908
- Kerry was cheating.
- Nuh-uh.
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I have it on good authority
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that Paul Hennessy is not dead.
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00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:53,533
Oh, look at this.
A foot fight, just
like the old days.
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You girls used
to have feety pajamas
with clowns on them.
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- Get your smelly foot
out of my hair!
- I hate you.
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00:14:59,908 --> 00:15:02,075
See, I told you
this would be fun.
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00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,908
Paul, could you move a minute?
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00:15:03,908 --> 00:15:07,450
My knee is pinned
under that loose board
with the rusty nails.
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- Is that better?
- Yeah, well it depends.
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00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,700
When did I have
my last tetanus shot?
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- Yeah, I'm OK.
- All right.
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I can't believe
you're making us do this.
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Come on, we're all
enjoying ourselves.
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What treehouse are you in?
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I don't know about you guys,
but I intend to have fun. Cramp!
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00:15:26,908 --> 00:15:29,116
Are we spending
the entire night here?
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00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:33,033
Come on, this is
very important to me,
I don't ask for much.
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- Yes, you do.
- From them! From them!
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00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:39,991
Guys, please,
stop complaining and let's
try to have a good time.
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If I had a jet pack,
I would never ride my bike.
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Rory.
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I love you. OK, guys...
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Now, I'm gonna tell you
a ghost story.
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And you guys are all
gonna be really scared.
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- Fine, whatever.
- OK.
283
00:15:58,408 --> 00:16:00,616
Ooooooh!
284
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:05,658
- Kyle?
- Hand it over.
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00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:07,033
I'm in hell.
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00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,908
Oooooh.
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00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,408
Ooooh.
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00:16:19,908 --> 00:16:22,366
- Paul?
- I forgot the story.
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00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:30,116
If you wanna go, go.
Go right now, that's fine.
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00:16:34,741 --> 00:16:37,158
I am so tired of being
the only one of us
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00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:38,908
that wants
to spend time together.
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00:16:38,908 --> 00:16:41,908
- Well, I'm still here.
- Yeah, but this is
a disaster.
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00:16:41,908 --> 00:16:43,908
No! No, no, no.
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00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:46,908
Well, yeah.
295
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,200
Look at this treehouse.
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00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,575
Look at all these memories...
297
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:57,575
Kerry's family portrait
she painted when she was
five years old.
298
00:16:57,575 --> 00:17:02,325
- Where's Bridget?
- Kerry said she
ran out of chalk.
299
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,741
Look, that's where
we all wrote our names
300
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,491
on our first night up here.
301
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,866
- Rory, Kerry...
- With a backward "K."
302
00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:10,825
- ...Bridget...
- Oh, without a "D."
303
00:17:10,825 --> 00:17:13,408
Paul, our kids
are horrible spellers.
304
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,116
See, this place
is filled with memories.
305
00:17:18,575 --> 00:17:21,575
Bridget, how'd you
ditch your parents?
306
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,241
Oh, you scared me.
I thought you were Bridget.
307
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,741
I'm tearing
this place down tomorrow.
308
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:41,991
Hey, Cate, would you
please rub my back?
309
00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:50,825
Oh! That was great.
310
00:17:50,825 --> 00:17:53,533
Maybe this weekend
we can all go away
together.
311
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:57,241
Paul, give it a rest.
You can't make the kids
play with you.
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00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,158
Play? They live
in my house,
they don't like me.
313
00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:03,200
They're not kids, they're cats.
314
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,283
They loved you before
and they're gonna
love you later.
315
00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:08,741
This is just the time
in-between.
316
00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:12,783
But even Rory, my buddy,
317
00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:14,950
crossed some
invisible line today.
318
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:17,991
- Yeah, I know.
- You know what I think?
319
00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:21,491
In a few years, they'll
be out of the house,
we'll never see them.
320
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,783
No. They're still
gonna need money.
321
00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:28,491
You guys OK?
322
00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:31,450
- Come on, crawl in.
- Come here, buddy.
323
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:36,075
- That's loud!
- Are you scared of thunder?
324
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,700
I'm not scared, you are.
325
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:44,116
- Great, now the power's out.
- Fine, look at this.
326
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,575
- Mom?
- Come here.
327
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:50,450
Rory, get over here. Bridgie?
328
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,575
Kerry, you sit down.
There we go.
329
00:18:57,283 --> 00:19:01,825
- This is nice.
- I know where Bridget
is tonight.
330
00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:04,908
Remember when Dad
used to say thunder
was 'cause God's mad.
331
00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:07,908
Yes, and Rory used to sing
little songs to make it stop.
332
00:19:07,908 --> 00:19:08,991
No, I didn't.
333
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,158
It wasn't me!
334
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:20,325
- I love our little
slumber parties.
- Me, too.
335
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,700
- Paul...
- Yeah?
336
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,825
This is a family tradition.
337
00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:28,908
- Yes, and no splinters.
- And no Kyle,
I like this one better.
338
00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:32,991
Look at that.
The Doyle's lights are on.
339
00:19:32,991 --> 00:19:34,991
Naturally. Fred, Mr. Fix-It,
340
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:38,450
is probably prepared
with his own
personal generator.
341
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:40,908
- Idiot. What?
- Paul!
342
00:19:40,908 --> 00:19:45,075
Don't talk about the Doyles
like that. It's a bad
example for your children.
343
00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:47,908
- We should be charitable.
- I hate Beth Doyle.
344
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:49,908
She wears a scrunchie.
345
00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:53,158
I have math class with her,
she has monogrammed pencils.
346
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,991
- Stop it,
that's just not nice.
- Alison's worse.
347
00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:59,283
She says, "often."
Often, with the "T."
348
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,908
Often!
349
00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:06,158
Well, look who her mother is.
350
00:20:06,158 --> 00:20:09,158
It's not nice
trashing the neighbors.
351
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:11,491
It's Halloween.
352
00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:15,075
Even though Fred
does mow his lawn
from the outside in.
353
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,491
The guy's got some demons.
354
00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:23,283
Hey, Dad, you never
finished telling
the scary story.
355
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:26,908
So now you wanna
hear the story? OK.
356
00:20:27,991 --> 00:20:29,658
Here we go.
357
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:32,616
Oooooh.
358
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,033
It was a dark and stormy night.
359
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,783
The Doyle's lights
were burning brightly.
360
00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:41,908
And down in the basement
of the Doyle's
361
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:45,408
there was an electrical
charge that went...
362
00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:55,866
Bridget? Hey, Bridge.
363
00:20:58,075 --> 00:21:00,075
Me, again.
364
00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:02,908
Hey, Papa H, I was just
looking for Bridget.
365
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,825
Sure you were, come on in.
It's time you and I
had a little talk.
366
00:21:05,825 --> 00:21:08,408
Come on.
Make yourself comfortable.
367
00:21:09,825 --> 00:21:12,450
Rule number one,
when dating my daughter
368
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:14,950
you will only come
to the front door.
369
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:19,075
You will knock and
await a response that
may or may not come.
370
00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:20,116
Oooooh.
371
00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:21,450
Got it?
372
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,700
Rule number two...
373
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,908
- Oooooh.
- Yeah.
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