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[siren wails in the distance]
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[drum and bass music fades in]
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[MC Grindah] And you're
locked into the sound
of the legendary...
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[DJ Beats] Kurupt FM!
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Hold tight, the phone-line
crew inside, yeah.
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Phone-line number to get you
through is 07050030, 108.9.
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[DJ Beats] Why are Kurupt FM
so big in the area?
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That's because we're killing it.
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And if you kill it,
you get the respect of others.
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You're now listening to the
best MC in the galaxy right now.
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[DJ Beats] You don't see Richard
Branstone sitting there, like,
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"I think I might start a plane
company." He went and done it.
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He started off
with the pickle jars.
Bang, to the plane company.
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Inside with
the bass-line pressure.
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-DJ Fantasy rolling through.
-And we are the next Branstones.
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Exactly. Kurupt FM,
the brand - I Am Kurupt.
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And then we're going to have
I Am Kurupt trains,
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-I Am Kurupt planes.
-No, you don't have to do
exactly what he done.
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Out to the Brentford man,
out to Alfie Danger,
out to Albatross.
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Out to Wilfie D.
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[Chabuddy] These guys are the
best kept secret in Brentford.
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-It's not a secret.
People still know about us.
-Yeah, not enough people.
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-We have a TV crew.
-We're in our prime right now.
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-We're young.
-We're good looking.
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Make sure you're locked in
this time tomorrow as well,
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cos we're gonna be playing
the most anticipated
track of 2016.
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Exactly! New Kurupt slammer,
instant classic on the streets
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will be coming straight outta
studio tomorrow, like.
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Yeah, cos we're going studio!
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[DJ Beats] There's two types
of studio, actually.
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-Radio studio and
there's music studio.
-Yeah, exactly.
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-Studio!
-It's down there, yeah.
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-Studio! Studio!
-Studio!
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[DJ Beats] Yeah, also
"going studio", it sounds good.
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Press the buzzer, mate.
I can't get my hands dirty.
I'm about to MC.
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You know what I mean?
When someone calls you
or, like, your girl,
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-"What you doing today?"
-"Studio!"
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Hello, mate.
No, no need for that.
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MC Grindah, CEO of Kurupt FM.
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-Oh! What?
-Mate!
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-We're back!
-We're back. Beats
and Grindah are back at it!
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-And Beats.
-That's what I said,
"Beats and Grindah."
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-Yeah, sorry.
-Oh, sick! A chair.
I love chairs.
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-That is a great chair.
It looks pretty good on you.
-Thank you.
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Steves, stop touching things.
Get back on me.
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Let me know if you need
anything. You'll be done
in an hour, you think?
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-You can't rush
these things, mate.
-Music is an art form, mate.
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-It takes as long as it takes.
-Oh, right. Your manager
has only booked an hour.
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It's not gonna take an hour,
is it? It's a four-minute
track, mate.
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-He ain't got a clue, has he?
-Do you want me to talk
you through the equipment?
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-Yeah, that'd be cool.
- Nah, we're good, mate. We
know exactly what we're doing.
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-Are you sure?
-I'm sure. It's none of your
little rock 'n' roll bollocks.
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It's real music. You wouldn't
have a clue about it.
Pop yourself off.
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Come on, real men don't read
instruction manuals, mate.
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-[laughter]
-Decoy, you know what
you're doing though, right?
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-Turn it all on, Decoy.
-It's all wires.
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Take a look at this. Look.
Ah, they're all moving!
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-That's real technology, mate.
-See that. They all
move at once.
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-Push me in the chair.
-Where is it?
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Spin him around!
Spin him around!
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No, don't, cos I'll fall off.
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Ah, see, I've fell off now.
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[tinny music plays, panting]
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One, two...
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[director] Do you wish
you were at the studio?
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The thing is, I'm busy tonight.
I've actually got a date.
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So I'm getting ready for that,
mentally, spiritually and,
obviously, physically.
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Obviously, when you hear
the name Chabuddy G,
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certain emotions come
to your mind, you know?
What do you think?
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Sex symbol, that's a taken, but
if you go further into that...
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Chabuddy G, style icon.
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This is not by accident.
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People ask, "What does the G
stand for?" I tell them.
Gucci, girls, girth.
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Hi, Chabuddy G.
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Smouldering. I mean,
what woman can resist that?
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I look a bit Japanese
when I do that, innit?
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Arigato! [laughs]
Isn't it?
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These rather beautiful gardens
were the inspiration.
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-Oh, my God!
-And this is the house.
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-Speaks for itself, doesn't it?
-It does. It says, "'Ello.
'Ello, Miche."
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Oh, let's go!
Let's get up there!
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-This is your bride!
-Oh, yes!
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I'll be like this at the top.
I'll like jump out from here
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and I'll just walk down,
get some photos.
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[Miche] So Grindah's
let me handle all the
decisions for the wedding.
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-It's actually really
romantic of him, you know?
-Yeah.
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Behind us is our wedding wall
that we've been working on.
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-So just like a big collage
of our big day.
-A little bit terrifying.
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-[they laugh]
-It's like a horror film.
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-Like there's something
wrong with you.
-[they laugh]
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-He's saying that cos...
-"Stop putting so much on
there!" And she puts more!
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It's partly just to remind us
both that we are getting
married.
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-I can't forget with that
in the background, can I?
-I know.
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-Loving this though.
I just love all the white.
-Me too.
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-Yeah.
-What's your policy on ponies?
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Ponies? Um, well, I'd have
to check on that for you.
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-Yeah, course.
-It is a protected building.
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Protected? Oh, that's great,
cos we'll need some security
on the day.
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My fiancé's actually famous,
so it's ideal.
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[Decoy] What do you reckon
of this, boys?
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[drumbeat plays]
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-[whispers] What you thinking?
-Mmm?
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-Turn it up.
-Turn it up. Yeah, that
was what I was thinking too.
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-Yeah, yeah, that's really
much better, innit?
-Yeah, yeah.
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-Do you think it's better?
-I think it's better, yeah.
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Still quite repetitive,
to be honest. It does need
something more.
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What about something
from next door?
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Yeah, come on.
I'll have a look with you.
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-[plays bass note]
-That's quite good,
innit? Decoy?
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My role in studio
is kind of the, um, like,
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the provider of...
the inspiration.
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I'm like a muse.
Yeah, I'm an ideas man.
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-[glass shatters]
-Oh, for...
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Actually, that sounded
quite sick. Do that again.
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When the mic's on, Steve.
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-You ready, Decoy?
-Mm.
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-[glass shatters]
-Oi! That's the one.
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-That felt good, yeah.
-I dunno, man.
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I still reckon
I could do better.
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-[glass shatters]
-Perfect! That'll do.
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Can I show you something
really special?
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Now this is where the actual
ceremony would take place.
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-Fuck off!
-Fucking hell, Miche,
look at that!
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-That is well posh.
-And the dome, as you can see,
the very famous dome.
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-Fucking love the dome. Mental!
-Yeah.
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It looks a bit
like Dad, don't it?
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-Yeah. Poor sod.
-Yeah.
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Ooh, while I think of it,
could you do thrones as well?
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Thrones? Yes,
that'd be a nice touch.
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I'm sure we could come up
with a price to accommodate
thrones for you.
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Ah, thank you. We'll definitely
be taking the pillars,
so that's great.
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-Six, we'll have six.
-Well, they are
a permanent fixture.
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So listen, darlin', what price
are we looking at here?
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Well, with everything
we've discussed this morning,
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I'd say we're looking in
the region of 15,000 to 19,000.
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-We'd better jog on, Miche.
-No, I mean, that's the...
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the mid to top range that
I had in mind in my range
sort of thoughts, so...
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Is that something we'd have
to pay all at once or could
we do it on credit?
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You know, like when
you buy a new sofa?
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Listen, um, we'll
get back to you, yeah?
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-[glass shatters on track]
-Oh, sick, there's free Wi-Fi!
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Type in "Tupac
still alive in Cuba".
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No, no, not all that
weird Steve shit.
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-Boys, we need to finish
this track, yeah...
-Shh!
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Decoy, you've got
no clue sometimes.
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Inspiration is a very important
part of the creative process.
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What about "Jean-Claude
Van Damme fight sequences
all in one montage"?
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Perfect.
Ooh, move it here a bit.
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Oh, I love bad guys
with scars.
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Look! He punches him.
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[Beats laughs]
I can't believe he's French.
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-You would have thought
he was English or American.
-He seems normal, don't he?
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Oh, yeah! [sniffs]
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Oof! Very pungent, you know?
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A few stains and that.
It's fine. It adds character.
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So, uh...
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Aah! I'm actually really
excited about the date tonight.
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I think, uh, I think
it could go really well.
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So... Yeah.
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Let's just hope she doesn't
break my heart and steal
all my stuff again.
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[false laugh]
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-What d'you think?
-Oh, look at it. Yeah, lovely.
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-I like the windows.
-Ah, here we go!
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-Oh, have a word!
-World class! That's us.
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-Look at this.
-I like it.
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-This is out of this world!
-I really like them.
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They've got pillars,
light-up pillars with bubbles.
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-Bish, bash, bosh!
-I love the Buddha.
Proper spiritual that.
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[director] What's important
from a wedding venue?
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Got be a big size, got to
have a dance floor in there.
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One of the big things
that's important for me is,
what d'you call it? Ambi...
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-Ambiu..
-Ambulant.
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-Ambion.
-Don't, you got me at it now.
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-Like, the vibe.
-The vibe.
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Oh, look, they've got
an air-conditioning unit.
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Yeah, we have fully functioning
air conditioning.
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-They didn't have that
in the last place.
-No, it didn't actually.
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-Oh! And you have a buffet.
-Oh?
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So I presume they'll be food
in here on the day?
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[laughs]
Yeah.
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[director] So are you
going to take his surname?
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I've been thinking hard about
whether to change my name.
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But I am definitely going to
be becoming Mrs Zagros...
Zagrofoss?
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-Zagrofoss?
-Zagrafoff.
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-It's a strong Greek name.
-Mr and Mrs Zagrofoss.
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-Foff.
-Foff. Zagrofoff.
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-Zagrofoff?
-Yeah, it's just
how my family say it.
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How do other families say it?
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Dunno, I've never met
another Zagrofoff.
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Yeah, I really like it. What
d'you think about the ponies
going down the middle there?
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Yes! There will be three
or four ponies.
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-Two probably.
-Ponies?
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Yeah, we're not going
to be able to do that,
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because it's a restaurant
and the premises...
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-We're not gonna eat 'em.
-No, I didn't...
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I didn't think you
were going to eat them.
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-[drum beat plays]
-Okay, yeah, listening.
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♪ Said I'm kicking man
like Van Damme ♪
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♪ Who's on the mic
with a rough slang ♪
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Aah, no.
It's all right, but...
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-You want it a bit more...?
-Yeah, a bit tougher.
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-Okay. All right.
-You're doing well though, mate.
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Cheers, mate.
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-♪ Said I'm kicking man
like Van Damme ♪
-No, no, no, no!
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That wasn't it.
Really doing well, but...
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If we could just try it again
in a different way, like.
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-I need to speed this up.
-Man, shut up.
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♪ Said I'm kicking man
like Van Damme ♪
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♪ Who's on the mic
with a rough slang ♪
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♪ Kick to the cheek
just like I'm Jet Li ♪
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♪ And a triple backflip
off a jet ski ♪
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-That's it! Done it.
-Sweet.
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-Smashed it, bruv. Come through.
-Am I done?
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-Yeah.
-Sick.
215
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,480
-Is that all right, yeah?
-Yeah. Done really well, mate.
216
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,560
-Wicked.
-Yeah, killed it.
217
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,600
I've got to go hospital
now, so...
218
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,720
All right, mate. Good luck
with it all. I'm still hoping
it's a false alarm, so...
219
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,000
Yeah. I'll let you know
how it goes.
220
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,200
All right, mate. Nice one.
Cool, mate.
221
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,320
-See you fannies in a bit, yeah?
-Keep it Kurupt, yeah?
222
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,400
Always do, mate.
223
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,960
-Play it back.
-[drumbeat plays]
224
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,240
So does it have to be
on a Saturday because...
225
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,560
-Yeah. It's a wedding.
-Yeah.
226
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,080
-Yeah, okay...
-When did you get married?
227
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,400
-Well...
-On a Tuesday?
228
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,800
The only reason I say that
is because we've got
an 18-month waiting list
229
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,520
-if you want to do it
on a Saturday.
-18 months?!
230
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:43,160
We'll have to have it at
the working men's club. I get
a special discount for weddings,
231
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,120
-cos I had my last two there.
-I'm not having it there.
232
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,000
They haven't got pink
lighting or Buddhas.
It's not the same.
233
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,160
So do you want me to pop you
down on the waiting list then?
234
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,520
I'll have to check with my
fiancé, won't I? He might not
be up for waiting that long.
235
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,920
I said I'm in a studio.
236
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,720
I'm in a studio. I can't
talk now. Oh, signal.
237
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,480
[director] So are you excited
about the wedding, Grindah?
238
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:09,120
Uh, yeah. Like, obviously,
if she's happy, I'm happy.
239
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,360
Everyone keeps going, "Oh,
you was fucked out of your head
when you proposed to her."
240
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,240
But I wasn't even that fucked.
241
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,920
And anyway, they say when you're
fucked that's when the truth
comes out, so...
242
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,520
I reckon it's what
I wanted deep down.
243
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,360
-Probably.
-Aah!
244
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,480
-Hello.
-Sorry, babes.
245
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,880
I had no signal,
cos I'm at studio.
246
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,960
Yeah, studio, yeah.
What you saying?
247
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,040
I found an amazing venue.
Like you'll absolutely love it.
248
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,960
-But there's an 18-month
waiting list.
-Oh, really?
249
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,360
-Seems mental to wait that
long but it is the dream.
-Although...
250
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,640
-I'd say we should
just wait it out.
-You sure?
251
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,560
You said it's
your dream place.
252
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,000
I think that's it's probably
my dream place as well.
253
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,680
-Yeah, you would
absolutely love it.
-So it's probably best to wait.
254
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,760
-All right, bye.
-All right, in a bit.
255
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,120
Oh...
256
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,520
That's a shame, innit?
257
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,040
-Do you believe in marriage?
-To be honest...
258
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,280
I'm married to the music,
do you know what I mean?
259
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,680
It's more for her, innit?
It's like a prestige thing.
260
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,360
"I've married one of the
top MC's in the game,"
which I get.
261
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,920
It don't really mean
nothing to me.
262
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,080
-Hello, mate.
-All right.
You've got five minutes.
263
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,480
What do you mean five minutes?
I haven't done my lyrics yet.
264
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,440
But you've only paid
for an hour, so...
265
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,080
Yeah, but come on,
it's your place, so...
266
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,480
-Give us some extra time. Make
you part of musical history.
-No.
267
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,680
I wouldn't know anything
about real music, would I?
You've got five minutes.
268
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,840
-Ooh! I've got five minutes!
-You've got four minutes now.
269
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:41,240
I'm gonna do it in three minutes
then and I'll expect a minute's
money back then!
270
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,160
Decoy! We've got
four minutes left.
271
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,400
Soon as I get in there,
start recording.
272
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,120
Just one second, yeah?
273
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,960
Mate, you know we're not going
to do this in four minutes.
274
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,680
D'you know what? Fuck this!
275
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,560
Little prick thinks
he can tighten me, yeah?
276
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,200
I'm locking us in!
Steve, blockade the door.
277
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,000
-We're blockading the door?
-Yes, mate.
278
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,840
Decoy, we're
blockading the door.
279
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,440
Get a piano. Block it properly.
280
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,320
-What the Clavinova or the P80?
-Just get any of them.
281
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,160
Grab anything you can get.
282
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,360
Get some more shit.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
283
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,760
Leads. Do you reckon
I should lock it as well?
284
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,400
Yeah, do that as well.
285
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,520
As soon as I lock myself
in there, you start doing that.
286
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,480
Oh, mate, this takes me back.
Me old squat party days.
287
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,120
-All right, Decoy?
-Yeah.
288
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,720
-It's my time.
-All right.
289
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,560
[drumbeat plays]
290
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,520
[siren wails in the distance]
291
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,000
Hello.
292
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,880
-Hi, sorry I'm late.
-Where have you been?
293
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,200
[sighs] Studio.
294
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,360
I've got a very, very
special announcement to make.
295
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,480
Me and Roche are pregnant.
296
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,320
Well, her mainly, but I was
there when it happened.
297
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,760
Yeah. It's amazing, actually,
cos it's our first baby
together.
298
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,440
Hello, mate.
299
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,640
I wasn't there when
she made Craig, but...
300
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,920
apparently,
it was a great night.
301
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,600
[director] Was it a great night
with this one as well?
302
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,320
Well, actually, to be honest,
it wasn't one of them
special nights.
303
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:27,160
It was more just four strokes
and done type thing.
304
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,400
-Is that your date of birth?
-Yes.
305
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,120
You're officially a cougar.
306
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,400
-[she laughs]
-Yeah.
307
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:41,040
-I quite like that.
-Yeah, I did some research
on the internet.
308
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,760
-Craig showed me this thing.
-I don't want to know
about that...
309
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,000
It's got a weird name. It sounds
like a hamster but it's not.
310
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,800
[director] What are you doing?
311
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,480
I'm actually applying
my own face mask.
312
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:10,600
It's my own blend of yoghurt,
avocado and chilli,
313
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:15,320
which, you know, waters
the eyes, makes them water,
and also cleans them out.
314
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,920
It also gives a red rouge
effect to the skin.
315
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,800
So...very smouldering.
316
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:27,440
[musical ringtone]
317
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,120
Hi, Chabuddy G.
318
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,800
Yeah, manager of Kurupt FM.
319
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,320
[director] So is Chabuddy
your manager?
320
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,960
-Yes.
-Well, technically...
321
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,600
he said he'd pay for studio
if he could be our manager,
so we just said yeah.
322
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:47,360
-So he is your manager?
-Yeah, he's our manager
if you say so, mate.
323
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,920
Well, I mean, we all say so.
It's been said.
324
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,400
Oh, they want me to come
down to the studio?
325
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,960
Oh, right.
326
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,240
No, no, no.
327
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,440
No police! No police, no!
328
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,920
Okay, please! Don't call police,
don't call police.
329
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,800
I'm coming down now.
Fucking panic jobs, man!
330
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,280
Okay, get the wet wipes.
331
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,040
Fucking...
332
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,480
Oh, the chilli in my eye.
Bastard! Aw!
333
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,800
Aah!
334
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,600
I can't see anything.
335
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,120
-[banging]
-That's fucking ridicu...
336
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,000
What, you think
you can lock me out?
337
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,520
[Steves] Grindah, I can see him.
He's getting in, bruv!
338
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,040
He must have a spare key.
He's through the first
barricade.
339
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,640
[Grindah raps]
340
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,280
This is it! Come out!
341
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,560
You ain't getting in, bruv!
342
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,840
-What are you doing?
-You're not getting in today,
rude boy!
343
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,760
-Mate, you're dealing
with a seasoned pro!
-You fucking idiots!
344
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,240
-Get out now!
-I'm doing my lyric.
345
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,120
I will win! Ha-ha!
346
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,200
Get out now! Fucking moron.
347
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,000
[Grindah raps]
348
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,360
-Get out of the booth!
-Oi, listen!
349
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,440
You're interrupting my flow.
Get off me! You're jealous
of my lyrics!
350
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,360
Listen, listen,
he's gonna call the police.
351
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,120
It's just lyrics, mate.
I did, I asked normally.
352
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,000
-What's the damage?
-Look at the damage, you idiot!
353
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,840
That was like that
before we got here.
354
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,600
-Are you fucking mad?
-They told me there was
broken glass there.
355
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,680
-[beeping]
-There's your little
girl's arm. You see it?
356
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,600
-[both] Yeah.
-And there's the other one.
357
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,200
[Beats] Wow! That is mad.
358
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,560
-I didn't realise it would
have arms this early on.
-What?
359
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,120
Looks a bit like a wasp.
360
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,440
It doesn't look like a wasp.
It looks like a baby.
361
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,920
[director] What are your
hopes and dreams for the baby?
362
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,240
I just want it to have teeth
and fingers and that first.
363
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:42,240
Well, it won't have teeth
straight away.
364
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,760
But don't get freaked out
about that.
365
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,800
-It'll have teeth later.
-Okay.
366
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:52,760
-So how does it eat?
-It just drinks to start with.
It drinks milk.
367
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,680
And then you mush
all its food up.
368
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,080
Yeah, cos that's what
Robocop eats.
369
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,760
Yep. It's gonna be like Robocop.
370
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,880
Call the police!
Call the police!
371
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,160
No, don't call the police!
372
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,280
Just... Fuck, shut up!
Don't call the police!
373
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,560
-What about them ones?
-Just get out!
374
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,920
That's six grand right there.
Just take that. Take it!
Take my watch!
375
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,400
-I don't want your watch.
-Take it! Take it!
376
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,840
Mate, you're trying
to hustle a hustler.
377
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,600
-I'm not hustling anyone.
-I'm gonna hustle you
right now, yeah?
378
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,640
-Mate, you've just brought a
bunch of morons into my studio.
-They are artists, artistes.
379
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,600
-Morons, mate, morons.
-Creative artists!
380
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,080
-Shut up and get out.
-How much is there?
381
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,120
-I'm counting, okay?
-Our manager to the rescue.
382
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,480
-It's what they're here for.
-So I'm definitely
your manager then?
383
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,400
Yeah. Just keep paying him!
Keep paying the man.
384
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,200
-Manager!
-Just come on, keep paying.
385
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,720
All right, mate.
386
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,440
Grindah.
387
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,160
-I stole a cable.
-Ah-hooo!
388
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,200
They ain't gonna be
seeing that again.
389
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,840
So, listen, boys, the track went
well, yeah? Can I have a listen?
390
00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,080
-No, it ain't even finished yet.
-You can do it all on a laptop.
Dec'll finish it off.
391
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,080
What, you can do
it on your laptop?
392
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,080
Yeah, you don't need
any of that bollocks.
393
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,040
Well, why did I pay
all that money?
394
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,520
You said you'd pay for it,
plus it's a good day out, innit?
395
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,360
-A little blaze, go to studio.
Sounds good, don't it?
-It's a laugh, innit?
396
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,680
Catch! Catch! Catch!
397
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,320
Ooh-woooh!
398
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,080
'Ere are then.
Let's have a little toast.
399
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,440
To the...
400
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,200
-venue and the bride.
-Cheers!
401
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,080
And the mother of the bride
as well. That's you.
402
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,320
Yeah, I know! Beautiful.
403
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,400
I'm going to move along
on my wedding timeline
404
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,560
-to dress shopping.
-Oh, yeah! Nice!
405
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,440
-Exciting.
-That's that dress
I was talking about.
406
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,360
Have a look.
Look, Mick loved it.
407
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,720
Aaw! Bless him!
Mikos was so sweet.
408
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,120
Weren't he just?
409
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,120
Not sure on the dress though.
410
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,640
-It hasn't got that regal vibe
that I was after.
-Really?!
411
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,080
-I'll keep it in mind though
in case I get really desperate.
-Love that.
412
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,160
Ho-ho! There she is.
413
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,720
She looks just like her
profile picture.
414
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,680
I bloody don't.
415
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,520
Hey, jump in, baby!
[laughs]
416
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,840
-Sorry...
-Yes, I'm just joking.
417
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,160
Let me just park up.
Sorry, one second.
418
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,720
Ladies love the van.
419
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,680
It's very roomy, very spacious.
420
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,640
So put the seats down...
421
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,760
we can have a bloody,
you know, bloody sauna.
422
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,440
Champagne Steam Rooms in there,
mate. You know what I mean?
423
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,600
But you haven't had
any ladies in there yet?
424
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,640
No ladies in at the moment.
425
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,200
But once I do, it's gonna be
like that scene from Titanic,
426
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,840
you know, when she puts her
hand. Bloody be like that, mate.
427
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,720
-Hi, Lisa, right?
-Yeah.
428
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,000
Sorry, I was a bit busy.
I was back at the studio
429
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,760
with some artists that
I'm managing at the moment.
430
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,720
-Hi. Chabuddy.
-Oh... Sounds exciting.
431
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,760
Not really. They're bloody
bankrupting me, the bastards!
432
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,040
[she laughs and coughs]
433
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,520
Chabuddy G's an
entrepreneed, yeah?
434
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,040
So I've decided to transform
my club, the Champagne
Steam Rooms,
435
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:54,720
into a classy, elegant cocktail
bar, the Champagne Steam Bar.
436
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,280
Think about it. If I've got
my own cocktail bar,
437
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,760
the ladies will come to me,
mate, you know what I mean?
438
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,560
I've created the honey pot
and now all the bees are coming
439
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,240
for a taste
of the sweet nectar, yeah?
440
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,600
Build it and they will come,
literally.
441
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,800
[drum and bass plays]
442
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,360
You should have put a flash on,
cos it's well dark.
443
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,040
Yeah, it wouldn't fit up there.
444
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,920
"Ooh, look at me!
I'm having a baby."
445
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,400
Everyone has a baby.
It's no big deal.
446
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,120
Decoy, what's the track saying?
447
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,520
I actually had a sick idea
at the hospital.
448
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,960
-I had a brain wave.
-About what?
449
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,520
-About the track.
-Well, finally! Fucking hell.
What is it?
450
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,000
Okay, I tell you what,
I'm going to go for
a Sex On The Beach au bar.
451
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,120
-Okay.
-And, uh...
452
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,120
-Can I have a...
-I'll order for you.
I know what you want.
453
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,560
Get her a Peanutini.
454
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,720
It's actually, uh,
one that I designed myself.
455
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,640
It's like a martini but with
peanut dust around the rim.
456
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,680
So...crusty rim.
457
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,480
Do I believe in love?
Does it exist? We don't know.
458
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,560
It's like oxygen. We can't
see it, but it's there.
459
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,400
Is it a feeling, you know?
Is it a sensation?
460
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,880
Is it a vibe? We don't know.
461
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,400
-Oh, yeah.
-Can I have your cherry?
462
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,560
Oh! [chuckles]
463
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,240
-Please take my cherry.
-Thanks. Get the taste
out of my mouth.
464
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,320
Please be gentle.
It's my first time.
465
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,360
-[she laughs]
-No, I'm not a virgin, though.
466
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,800
Had loads of sex.
467
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,960
What do you think about,
like, walking down the aisle?
468
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Ask Mick to walk you
down the aisle.
469
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,440
-Really?
-Yeah, why not?
470
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,680
It sort of makes sense, cos,
obviously, legally he is my dad.
471
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,640
-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh!
472
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,960
-Exactly.
-Never thought of it like that.
473
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,800
Technically, I'm older than him,
but that doesn't matter,
does it?
474
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,360
-[ringtone]
-It's probably Grindah
worrying about the wedding.
475
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,760
-What's that plum want now?
-Oh. He just says, "Listen
Kurupt, new track now."
476
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,720
Thank God he let us know,
otherwise you might
have missed it(!)
477
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,960
-Who's ready? Who's ready?
-I'm ready.
478
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,920
-Who's ready?
-I'm ready!
479
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,640
Ladies, open up up your ears.
Mandem too.
480
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,400
We are about to drop
the new instant classic.
481
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,280
-Decoy, run that!
-Run the rhythm!
482
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,360
Play it, Decoy. Shh!
483
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,680
-♪ Raw, there's a dead MC
on the floor ♪
-Sample.
484
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,720
-♪ Who is that
standing above him? ♪
-[beeping]
485
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,720
Can you lot hear
the hospital sounds?
486
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,040
No, no, this bit's me as well.
487
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,960
♪ I think it might be
MC Grindah ♪
488
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,520
-The heart monitor.
-This is my bit.
489
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,720
-[mouths]
-MC Grindah!
490
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,160
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
491
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,760
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw leaving every MC
down on the floor ♪
492
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,040
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
493
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,800
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw leaving every MC
down on the floor ♪
494
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,480
♪ Bang, bang, bang, it's an
emergency! Beats and Grindah ♪
495
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,320
-[rap plays on radio]
-I tell you what, this is shit.
496
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,680
You might be a little
jealous sometimes.
497
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:58,560
-Yeah, maybe.
-You're a good singer, too.
I've heard you at karaoke.
498
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,320
♪ I'm kicking man like
Van Damme who's at the mic
with the rough slang? ♪
499
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,920
♪ Flying kicks I learned
from Jet Li with a triple
backflip off a jet ski ♪
500
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,280
♪ Word to the technical
ninjas here, lyrical karate
mixed with kung-fu! ♪
501
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,720
♪ What you gonna say now,
what you gonna do when Beats and
Grindah are coming for you? ♪
502
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,680
♪ We're bandaged up with
the victim in close, leaving
every MC up on their arse ♪
503
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,840
♪ Lyrical dragon fight,
so damn fast, leave your head
spinning for more of my bars! ♪
504
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,320
♪ Beats and Grindah up on
the track, guess you could
call that double impact ♪
505
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,080
♪ Why are we so lyrically big?
Cos we've been training,
punching a tree for a week ♪
506
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,520
[track reloads]
507
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,160
Yeah, I invented that.
Mid-point reload it's called.
508
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,760
It's a great little reference
to the garage sound.
509
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,520
Also it saves the DJ
from having to reload it.
510
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,560
Plus we didn't have much
time to finish it from studio,
511
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,600
so it's only a minute and a half
long. So now it's three minutes.
512
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,440
-So tightly wrapped track.
-Hear the hospital sound though?
513
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,800
-[beeping]
-Yeah, that's quite good.
514
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,960
But also my lyrics are sick.
And then you hear it again,
the whole track again.
515
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,440
MC Grindah!
516
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,760
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
517
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,480
♪ Bang! Lyrical
blow to the jaw... ♪
518
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,800
He's started from
the beginning again?
519
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,680
-Yeah.
-He's just repeating himself.
520
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,680
Cannie!
Go on, son, celebrate, innit?
521
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,560
♪ Dial 999, it's an emergency!
Beats and Grindah... ♪
522
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,760
Ooh! Look at that. Even
the beer's getting excited!
523
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,640
You just witnessed musical
history, do you know what
I mean, like?
524
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,880
That is a beautiful little drop.
525
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,000
You light it for me, mate.
I've done enough work.
526
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,960
-[they laugh]
-Oh!
527
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,600
Then she ended up bloody
taking all my stuff,
528
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,880
robbing me clean, breaking
my heart and bloody pissing off.
529
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,040
[he laughs]
530
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,000
-There you go, guys.
-Oh, thank you, dear.
531
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,760
No, no, please, allow me.
I have a calculator on my phone.
532
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,720
You had two cocktails.
533
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,360
You had the olives as well,
didn't you? So add that.
534
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,920
-There's a service charge.
-Sorry, isn't this your place?
535
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,160
-Yeah.
-Can't you just...?
536
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,120
I mean, I won't have to pay
my half. You just pay
yours, isn't it?
537
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,000
-£15.
-Seriously?
538
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,360
I'm running
a business here, baby.
539
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,320
It's not including service
charge as well, so leave
a little tip as well.
540
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,720
Ah, thank you.
541
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,520
The best advice I'd give to
people who are seeking love...
542
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,640
ladies like power,
wealth, status.
543
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,160
Can we go?
544
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,560
-You wanna get out of here?
-Sure.
545
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,640
I mean, I'm the most, uh,
the most official bachelor
546
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,520
in Hounslow at the moment
and, uh...
547
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,880
you know, I'm a great catch.
Ladies, come on! You know?
548
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,880
Their loss.
549
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,160
-Call me.
-Yeah(!)
550
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,360
See you, guys.
551
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,880
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
552
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,440
-♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! ♪
-Bang!
553
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,080
This one's gonna be your
inheritance, mate. This
one's you, bubba, trust me.
554
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,400
Mm, that bit.
Is Daddy good in it?
555
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,680
♪ It's an emergency.
Beats and Grindah... ♪
556
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,760
-Oh, my God!
It's the wedding venue.
-Tell 'em you'll call back.
557
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,320
-This is the best bit!
-Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
558
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,880
It's the venue
from yesterday.
559
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,760
Tell them I'm fuming at them
making us wait 18 months.
560
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,400
God, yeah, that's
brilliant news. Amazing.
561
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,760
Just hang on a second. They're
saying they've got a space
in five months.
562
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,560
You know, at your favourite
venue? The one you wanted
to hold out for?
563
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,600
-Yeah.
-Okay. So when can I come in?
564
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,520
Tell them that's good, but...
Tell 'em we've got options.
565
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,080
Okay. Well, throw in the bespoke
food and we will take it.
566
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,600
-Don't say take it!
-Okay, brilliant!
567
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,000
-I haven't checked my calendar.
-Thank you so much!
568
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,200
Miche, I haven't checked
my calendar.
569
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,040
-Aw, thank you.
-Still got to have...
570
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,000
Oh, my God! We're getting
bloody married!
571
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,760
-Ah...
-We're gonna get bloody married.
572
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,800
Yeah.
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