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I wanted to talk to you about finalizing some things for the wedding. Ugh, that

wedding. That wedding so should not be happening.

But, I mean, what now?

I thought I'd already given you like thousands of dollars, but now what else

needs to happen? Well, I found some more stuff.

What is that? It's a pretty garter and just one more deposit to do. So I

thought... For what?

The food. I changed it up a little bit. Oh, because Skip has another food

allergy? Oh.

That's probably it, right?

That's a pansy! That guy, oh my god, this is such a waste. Like, seriously, I

don't mind spending money, but I hate this cause.

I just don't see him as being, like, the one.

Really? No. It just works well together. I mean, on paper, it seems to be fine.

Even paper, right? Like, paper, paper.

This is ridiculous.

Like, he's boring.

He's a boring guy. He looks like a little perfect Kendall, but he's totally

boring. He's okay. We get along.

We get along doing what?

Reading? Well, we watch TV and go out to dinner.

Yeah, the video. Everybody does that.

That's basically cool. I watch TV and go to dinner. Where's the excitement?

Where's the passion?

If you're going to get married and throw that... Pussy away forever.

You're going to get stuck with one guy that is, like, so boring that, like, you

can't even have a conversation. He doesn't even laugh.

He never laughs. He's not funny. He doesn't laugh. Sometimes I do just kind

zone out when he talks.

Well, yeah, I zone out all the time when he talks because he's so boring.

Yeah, I mean, that is true.

And his family's boring.

Look at the kind of shit that they wear. Their mom doesn't know how to dress.

And they have all that money, and they don't even spend it on anything useful.

She has no good handbags. She buys her fucking handbags at Target. Like,

She's nice.

As nice as, like, a teapot.

Nothing. Like, I mean, how's the sex life?

On Friday nights at 7, it's fine.

Friday nights at 7.

It's ridiculous. You would tolerate, well, Friday night at 7, we're going to

have sex. Yeah, totally. Once a week.

Once a week? And you're not even married yet? Like, oh, my God. Like, you should

be having it, like, a couple times a day or some shit. What?

Yeah. Like, that's what people that are going to be excited. I mean, like, this

is ridiculous. No, not this gift.

And it should be, like, passionate, not planned.

Like, that sounds so boring. But we have a couple different positions sometimes.

Does he?

Did you buy him any dot com future book or go to any of those tech stores I told

you? No, I was too embarrassed.

He wouldn't go.

Well, you know, I just feel like for all this money and all this whole thing,

you're just not going to have the life that you want. You're going to be

to have an affair with the pool boy the first second that you're in that

marriage. I don't. And I just don't see that happening. You have no experience.

You have had hardly any.

People, I don't even know how many people you've been with.

Yeah, but, okay, not many, which is why I think Skip's just fine.

Just fine for what?

Like a piece of dental floss or something? I mean, that's good.

I just don't see it. Like, how does he eat your pussy?

He doesn't.

He doesn't eat your pussy?

Oh, my God.

What? This is like 2022.

I think this is gross.

1910. He just thinks it's gross, so I just don't ask him.

How can you even do that? What is he going to do after you have a child? He's

going to be so disgusted.

That's not even going to work. I don't even think about that.

You know what? I think before I write one more text for this shit, you and me

need to have an experience with an experienced man, and you can see what

like to actually feel good.

Because this is ridiculous.

Like, experienced experience?

Yeah. Ask your...

rod with you when he gets back no and he's a good man he seems wild and

everything but he can fuck and fuck he can like lick your pussy he'll show you

then you'll know what it's like you need to know yeah i guess i don't really

know anything so i think we should just get ready we'll go to my room we'll

chill out we'll have a little drink and put on some lingerie you probably don't

have any but i do i mean i have a Two. From a couple years ago.

Oh, like, yeah. Really old ones that are probably, like, got balls on them.

Like, the laundry and shit. Like, yeah. No, let's go to my room.

Wow.

Passion, huh?

Mm -hmm. You're supposed to have them?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

So, are you ready for this?

I guess.

I'm a little nervous.

I really have to do this before I pay for that wedding because I think you're

going to change your mind.

Yeah, I get what you're saying. That's fair.

Yeah. And do you like what I can tell? I mean, it's very different.

Yeah, I think it looks really flattering on you. Oh, I've never been in anything

like this. Yeah, I think it looks really good. Oh. Turn around.

But, you know, after he comes in, we talk to him, and I'll have to explain to

him. Okay. And then, you know, we'll take this stuff off. Oh, because he

know. Well, no, I didn't tell him yet, because I can't reach him or either

He went hunting. Yeah, that's gorgeous on you. But, yeah, but you want to just

kind of, like, make sure they know just how tough you are.

Okay. Kind of, you know, approach it a little bit subtly. I mean, it's not

subtle, because what we're doing is a little bit crazy. Okay.

Yeah. I'm learning. And then we get him dressed.

I'll show you what's up.

Totally nude?

We'll start out with a similar. We'll end up nude before it's over.

Okay. I don't give a fuck if you're not nude.

No, I know, but sometimes Skip and I just, we don't get totally nude.

What? Well, yeah, just have the top still on.

That's so weird. I mean, okay, if you're out in a parking lot maybe, but like if

you're in your house, right? Yeah.

Okay, well, hopefully they'll be here soon.

Okay. Yeah.

What the hell?

I just walked in the house from hunting, hanging off the fan. I mean, what

happened? What is this shit? What's going on here? We were talking about

wedding again, that whole wedding we were trying to pay for for her.

Yeah? Yeah.

The one that I just paid $100 ,000 for?

Yeah. And?

Okay.

So, we've been paying all this money. You're trying to be nice to me, all

So, I put my gun down right over the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hit me. I have something I want us to do.

Because before we actually go through with this and truly really pay for it,

like, we just have deposits, you know? It's like I'm having heart

All right. Well, okay.

What is she doing? I'm just like, this is your daughter first of all.

Why did I just walk in?

Okay. Okay, but the thing is, okay, that gift guy is so boring and it's like her

whole life. It's not going to work.

That fucking nerd got down.

I know, but like. Like, imagine if she only can have sex with him forever.

Well, I think it's a dipshit anyways. Who cares?

Well, we agree, right? Okay. So she agreed that we're going to show her what

it's like to really have sex. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm confused.

And, like, actually have good sex. So then if she can see what it's about, she

might change her mind and try to, like, continue on her path and find somebody

better.

So for years you complained about my sex, and you're saying I'm good sex,

actually. So you're just kind of rope -a -doping me, right?

Compared to Skip.

I guess. Compared to Skip. No, but. Oh, okay.

No, but for me it's not. I mean,

I think. Sometimes, I guess.

No, that's ridiculous. You make me feel happy. That's a 30 -year marriage right

there. All right. Well, we do have passion, please.

And you're unpredictable.

And crazy and fun. Unpredictable. Yeah.

But that's your stepdaughter, so what do you want to do?

Well, I said it was okay. And she's okay.

Like, we're all adults.

You know, so, like, yeah. I'm following my sex. Yeah.

Are you serious?

No, I'm serious. I want us to have a threesome with her.

Wait, wait, wait.

Back to hell, yeah?

Because I don't want to know.

It's less good to show her, but then I want her to understand what real sex is.

Because she's having sex on a Friday at 7. 7. And he won't even eat her pussy.

Like, what the hell is that about? It's disgusting.

This is like the definition of pacing.

White tail for a hunter.

Just saying.

Well, did you get anything? Did not, but I did now.

Okay, well then we gotta get to it.

Oh. Yeah, I got outfits. I do love the outfits.

I mean, she let me borrow them.

Oh my God.

Look at you.

Yeah, see?

So did I call her stepdaughter, daughter? What am I doing here?

Just call her her name. Call her that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That was a...

Alright,

I'm ready for this.

Okay. Tell me where.

We are too, I guess.

Wow. First of all, you want to be interested and help them get undressed.

Uh -huh.

Never had to do that.

No. No.

Okay.

Hmm.

Hmm.

this is not how we start out with like a good blow job

Okay.

You don't do that, Nana? Oh, I go.

Magic in your mouth, right?

Mom knows I did.

I guess, yeah.

She knows what you like.

He gets hard pretty fast. Yeah.

Sometimes he's hard already, but like, I think we shocked him.

You're not that bad at that.

You can move up to the bed. Yeah, okay.

You guys picked it up. Oh, you want to see the bed?

Yeah, go ahead, get on the bed, babe. I think I should kind of help you.

Lean back here. Oh, you got it? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, Kylie.

Where were you at?

Since you were like five, what the hell?

Good baby.

Good.

I'm taking this off.

You're telling me Skip don't want to do this?

Not like the... Oh my god.

No. Like the bath.

Not like the... Not like the... No.

But he rarely plays with my nipples, right?

I don't know how many plays your nipples.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

This is so good.

That looks good.

Yeah, if he's not getting you ready like this, then that's not good. No, mm -mm.

Oh, my God.

No.

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm. I can't take this off.

Okay.

I guess we're all naked.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm. Mm -mm.

Mm -mm.

Don't you pleasure yourself on Thursdays? Oh, my God. To prepare for

Not this schedule.

Oh, my God.

That guy's a deal weed.

I know. This is so crazy. I can't believe I'm dealing with this. Oh, my

Oh,

yeah. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

You look at this a lot better.

I'll mop that against it. Oh.

Oh.

He knows how to lick pussy.

Yeah. It looks like it. He didn't know to lick it. He sees it.

Oh, my God.

One secret here is to, like, you know, not feed them that much dinner so

still hungry.

Oh. Don't overfeed them.

This is really good to know. Yeah.

Okay.

They can eat whatever they want at lunch, unless you're trying to have sex

lunch. Maybe one day.

Oh, yeah.

But it's really good to talk first thing in the morning, too. Like, when you

wake up, you just roll over and talk.

Okay.

All right, here we go.

But I kind of like the...

Yeah. Good.

I need to know what it feels like to be with you.

That was amazing.

It feels good.

See? I told you. Yeah.

Was it better? Uh -huh.

Much.

I didn't realize

how fast that was. Yeah.

yeah for sure

Uhhh...

Bye.

Bye.

That's a good thing.

Good little girl.

I think I'm going to ground you for a week now.

No, because she needs to go dating to find somebody else. Yeah, maybe.

Not that I don't think I'm going to ground her.

Oh, you're not going to? No.

Okay, yeah.

Is that wedding off?

No wedding's off. Do you need to skip, skip?

I'm skipping them.

Do you beg anyway?