Original subtitles

Rreeze! staythere! stop going!

Stop! Bitch! stand there!

"" Kickyourass if ' getyou

Howdare you!

Let me go!

Go! go!

Let me go!

You are a dead woman. Go!

Let me go! R'ease!

R'ease! No!

Bitch! you can'tgetoutof my contro'

You daref'ee away! Take her inside! Go!

Bitch! you dare escape! Beat her!

Stop!

Mother! what is going on?

' Bought her in 100tae's yesterday

Butshef'ed today

What? Shewantstof'ee away?

' See

We" then she dese[Vestothat

You wanttof'eefrom this brothe'?

You are dreaming!

Mother! 'et metake her

And "" he'p you toteach her

She is good 'ooking

You wi" earn big money

You 'ove money! don'tyou?

We"! that's it

Somebodytake herto Kaixian's room

You're such idiot! Why did you escape?

Why are you here?

Whataboutyou?

'T is a 'ong story

' a'ways cheated

Rea"y?

My husband is a shithead

He said ' had committed adu'tery

So he so'd metothis brothe'

Butatter ' have sett'ed down

"m quite happy

You two adu'terers! Go! Go!

Come on! go!

Bxcuse me! do you have a urine pot?

Yes! ' have

My Daxu broke ityesterday

This is era 'arge

This shou'd bethe right pot foryour husband

Thanks

Howdid you know his size?

Wang Daxu

What is it! Mr. Diao?

Do you have a pen?

Ren?

Towrite down the account

' don't have it Askthe madam acrossthe street

Thanks

Morning! madam! can ' borrowa pen?

What?

A pen

Ren. Justte" me c'ear'y

What?Are you writing a p'aintagain?

Thetwo menjust passing by

Who?

Oh! Mr. Tao! going outagain?

Mr. Diao

Where are you going thistime?

Xuzhou

' wi" be back in 3 days

'f Mr.Ling comesforde'ivery

youjusttake care of it

Okay. Can you rea"y come back in 3 days?

Rrobab'y

Don'tgoto brothe'

' saythat not because "mjea'ous

But because "m afraid you wi" get some diseasesto me

Nonsense

Mr. Diao! "m going

Bye

Are Mr. Tao going outagain?

He is going toXuzhou to co"ectthe money

Hewi" be back in 3 days

3 days

Who?

Whowi" be back in 3 days?

Mr. Tao

Hey! "m in period now

'tcame on 19th 'ast month. Today is 15th

We"! it usua"y comes afewdays ear'ier

"m going to buy some candies

What is up?

She is in period now

't's none ofyour business

't 'asts at 'eastfor3 days

't's not 'ong for3 days

You don't understand

She is differentfrom otherwoman

Otherstake rest in their periods

Butshe needs more sex instead

We have sex3times a day when she is in period. 't's ki"ing me!

Watch outforthiefand fire!

Deeper! come on

Come on! deeper

God! Coo'! You're ki"ing me!

Watch outthethiefand thefire!

Don'tcome out! You're sofantastic!

'S it big?

'T's big!

'S itthick?

Yes! it isverythick indeed! ' can'ttake it!

'S itcoo'?

Yes! it's coo'!

Deeper!

Deeper! deeper

Siton me

't'stoo much!

"M exhausted! ' can'ttake itanymore!

' Can'tdo it now!

Dar'ing

Deeper! deeper

't's ki"ing me!

"M back

"" ki" you tonight

No! You stink!

' Don't have sexfordays. Come on

No! don'tdothat

' wantto have you

' swear "" make you happy

Come on! 'itt up your 'egs

Howdo you fee'? 's itcoo'?

'Fyou can't! justforget it

Good night!

Watch outthethiefand thefire!

"M hot! My body is pouring with sweat!

Bastard! You said you were good! Lookand 'earn from him!

What isthe noise?

Where?

No! no

You're so demanding!

'T's hairy

' want it

You're great!

Deeper! deeper

Whatare you doing?

Nothing

Hey! hey

What isthe noise?

' Don't hear it

You'retoo suspicious. S'eep now

What is it?Athread!

Don'tgo away!

Goddamn it! You can'tgofarsway!

Shit!

Mrs Rong! my husband s'eepwa'ks again!

Can you he'p me?

Or hewi" give me a good beating

' can'ttake itanymore!

' Beg you! R'ease!

Takethese as atoken of my gratitude

Can you s'eep insidethe b'anket?

No matterwhat my husband does

R'ease remain si'ent

' wi" thankyou foryour he'p

Damn it! Bitch!

Scum! Get up! Scum!

Damn you! Don'tdareto speak?

"M going to sett'ethese scores with your brothers

Let me cutyour hairforevidence

't's itchy! Can you scratch it?

"M coming

Dar'ing! you have a big dick!

Gosh! You hurt me!

Oh my god! You're coo'! 't's ki"ing me!

Come on! come quick!

' Have so'id evidence

That bitch can'tdeny

Where have you been atthistime of night

Bitch!

What happened! brothers?

Whatare you doing here?

That'sthe question ' wantto askyou

He said you cheated on him

Right! heto'd usthat he beatyou up

And even cutoffyour hair

Hair?What hair?

Look

Does it be'ong to me? What'swrong with you?

My hair isfine. No one has itcut

Whose hair isthat?

Te" me! te" me

Who e'se? 't be'ongsto you!

Do you mean that ' framed you?

You'rethe onewho cheats

You said you beat me up

Sowhere isthe bruise?

Where arethey?

You can'twrong an innocentwoman

Sister! mothergotvery angry

She said shewou'd get hung

ifsomething had happened

Rine! you'rethe onewhofoo's around

' haven'tsquared upwith you yet

Nowyou get myfami'y intotroub'e

You're going toofar

What'swrong with my previous 'ife?

That 'eads meto marry you son ofa bitch

Sister

Let me go! ' knewthat...

"m an eyesoreto him

My 'ife is so miserab'e

A'right! a'right! a'right

Justforget it

Whatdid you say?

We Jing fami'y can't be humi'iated

But he keepsta'king nonsense

Howcan weforget it?

Are you trying to stopthem from quarre' or provokethem into it?

"M tired ofyou brothers and sister co"aborating with each other

God knows! you know! ' know

You"' see

How 'ong does ittakethistime?

10to 15 days

You he'p metotake care ofthe shop

Okay! you can counton me. Don'tworry

Take care! Get backsoon!

A'right! Don'tworry! Bye!

Mr. Tao! going outagain?

Yes! "m going to C'am City

' wi" return in ha'f month probab'y

Thisway

Come here

Coming

Get in

Do you fee' good?

Yeah! ' a'most hurt my head

Squeeze in! squeeze in

Come on!

Rantastic! Coo'!

'T's ki"ing me!

She is staring at us

Wonderfu'! Oh my god!

Deeper!

You two! thatway. You two! there

The restof usfo"ow me

Oh my god! Shit!

Don'tsay so 'oud

Ortheywi" find us

't's big! Deeper! ' fee' good!

Catch them! Catch thesetwo adu'terers!

Don'tthinkyou can go away

' wi" castrate you!

Hey! don't messwith it

You don't need to do ityourse'f

Justdrag them tothe governmentoffice

Takethem away

't's big! ' fee' good!

Shut up! Otherwise "" ki" you!

Deeper! Deeper!

"" Escape someday if ' getchance

Si"ywoman! Once you were so'd to thewhorehouse

you"' be doomed forever

You thinkyou can f'ee easi'y?

Bven you can getoffthe hook

who can you seekfor refuge?

' Can goto Brhu

Brhu?

He is myfiance

His name is Ran Brhu We kneweach othersince chi'dhood

And ' was betrothed to him very ear'y

But myfather 'ovesthe rich and deteststhe poor

Hethen betrothed meto Gaofami'y

What happened atteryou got married?

Nothing happened

Because my husband isjust7 years o'd

You husband isjust7 years o'd?

Get up!

The peach tree is young and e'egant Bri"iantare itsf'ower

This 'ady is going to herfuture home And wi" orderwe" herchamberand house

Yourwedding with Miss Han is coming

Han fami'y is a reputab'efami'y

Afami'y of 'iterature and cu'ture

Miss Han is a'so a cu'tured 'ady! too

She is 24 years o'd

24? She is even o'derthan my aunt

Shut up! You're going to 8 years o'd

According tothe BookofWor'd'yWisdom

Man can ferti'e at8 and becomes inferti'e at64

"m 64

"m degenerating

No! you're strong and hea'thy

You're notdegenerating

' 'ookstrong but in fact "m not 't is a big differentfrom the past

' fee' dizzy. Mywaistand my backache

'f ' sit here 'ong

"" fee' dizzywhen ' stand up

My motherto'd me

't'sthefau'tof Ritth Aunt and Seventh Aunt

't's none ofyour business

Master! yourdeer b'ood is ready

Whatdid Ms Ke say?

She said shewas on theway

"m inferti'e and you're not mature enough toferti'e

We" mywish forthree generations 'iving together! "m afraid...

Butyesterday Ms Keto'd methat...

someone had a son at7

Had a son at7? Rea"y?

Ms Ke a'so said

there is a bookwhich says

a big fami'y in Lingbo named Zeng Rami'y

had an ancestorwhowas 7 years o'd

Ms Ke is awoman ofeensive know'edge

That'swhy ' cameto her

And asked hertoteach you aboutthe wedding ritua's and brida' chamber rites

You must 'earn that

Master! that means you asked Ms Ke...

Toteach young master aboutconjuga' rites

Yeah! ' want hertotake some measurement forYuzhu

To see if he can s'eepwith hiswife

' can

' a'ways s'eepwith Yuzhen

Whatdid you say?

We a'ways s'eeptogether

Young master! we're notta'king about...

that kind ofs'eep

Goddamn it!

He can'teven understand that

'fwe don'tteach him aboutthat

hewi" become a 'augh...

in frontof Miss Han

' think Miss Han wi" forgive young master

's Ms Ke rea"y ab'eto know...

ifyoung mastercan have sexor not

She can

Master! master

Master! what happened to you?

He is having a stroke dueto sexua' excess

Whatare you saying?

Behind you

Master! tortoise

You bastard isthetortoise

Master! it is atortoise rea"y

That's mine! father

Don't ki" thattortoise

Goddamned you!

Master! Ms Ke is here

R'ease bring her in

Yes

"" kickyourass! bastard

Measurefrom the nosetiptothe ear

'f it is 'ongerthan the ear

That means he can dothe conjuga' rites

'f not! thewedding ofyoung master...

shou'd be de'ayed

' heard the emperor

'ost hisvirginity atavery young age

So he became impotentvery ear'y

Doesthe BookofWor'd'yWisdom saythe samething?

Yes! ' have read the book

There're some sound evidences in it

They arethe rea' facts indeed

Becausethefourgrannieswhotaughtthe emperoraboutconjuga' rites

One ofthem is mythird aunt byfather's side

Another is myfourth aunt by my mother's side

Nowonder

Ms Ke have awe"-dese[Ved reputation

Thankyou. Come on! come on

Measure it. Wow! 't's great!

He doesn't 'ook 'ike an 8 years o'd boy

Likefather! 'ike son

That's right. You have a good name

GaoTiande! which means you're gitted

Congratu'ation! ' supposewithin one year

you wi" have a hea'thy grandson

We're counting on you

You can'tsaythat Teacher isjustan en'ightment

The rest is upto him

Liketeacher! 'ike student

' be'ievethat

Let me make sure ofeverytrif'ing matter before generosity

The Confucius said! The appetitefor food and sex is partofour nature

But manythings can'tgoto excess

Bspecia"y conjuga' rites So you haveto contro' yoursexua' desire

You wi" have a period of prohibition

R'us Heaven Day! Barth Day and Human Day

'n a year! there are 101 days

thatthe conjuga' rites can't be preformed

The beginning ofthe autumn and spring winterso'stice and summerso'stice

thethird and fourth day attersummerso'stice

the seventh and eighth day atterwinterso'stice

Worship Day! Bstab'ishment Day! Sky Day

the birthday ofthe coup'e

the seventeenth day of big month the sieenth day ofsma" moth

Those arethe prohibition days

You haveto remember

Oryou"' sufferwhen you're o'd

Yourwaistand 'egswi" ache And you"' have cough and asthma

A'right! we can start now

Okay! you may begin

You wantto be here! too? "m sorry

Our business is a secret business

'foutsiders are here

' can'tgivethe 'esson

A'right! ' understand

Whatare you standing therefor? Getout!

Yes

Getout! getout. You too

You! too

Master! ' said you. "m sorry

A'irght! getout. Go

Go! getout! go

See you 'ater. Go! getout

Go

Why are you taking offyourc'othes?

To do conjuga' rites?

Who said that? ' can't be'ieve you!

Bu"shit! You're dreaming!

Ruton yourc'othes

Then howcan you teach me?

Whatare you doing? Go!

Quick! Master is b'aming us now. Go!

"" Teach you termino'ogyfirst

You wantto practice?

Not now

This represents yourdick

What is a dick?

That means your private part

' see! my private part is ca"ed the dick

What is your private partca"ed?

Shut up! Miss Han is a cu'tured 'ady

Shewon'tsaythis kind ofdirtyword

So don'tforget

When you ta'kaboutyour private part don'tsaythe dick

Sowhatwou'd ' say?

'T has many names. So don'tforget

Don't 'etyourwife knowthat...

you have no know'edge

Don'tca" itthe penis. 't'svu'gar

You can ca" itgenita's 'fyou wantto be more decent

you can say 'ove stick! tongue off'ame partofshame...

't has many names!

Do you understand?

' Understand

A'right! can you repeatonce again?

What isthis one ca"ed?

'T is ca"ed...

What is its name?

'Ts name is...handkerchief

Man hasfive constantvirtues and woman has seven desires

Man has seven 'osses and eight benefits Woman has nine breaths and ten movements

Sexski"s are everchanging

But in conc'usion

there are 9ways

1. Dragon Trip! 2. TigerStep 3. Monkey Right!

4. CicadaAdhere! 5. Turt'e Jump! 6. RabbitSuck

7. Rhoenix R'y! 8. Rish Ro'd

9. Crane Rairing

But in yourage

Simp'e isthe best

Man is yang! woman is yin Heaven is yan! earth is yin

The sun is yang! the moon is yin

So on yourwedding day

atterworshipping heaven and earth

you havetofo"owthe 'aw of heaven and earth

The sun is yang! the moon is yin

The 'awof heaven and earth is about...

Heaven above! earth be'ow

sun above! moon be'ow

That means you shou'd be above Miss Han shou'd be be'ow

Oryou wi" have 'esion ofthe five interna' organs

What isthe 'esion ofthe five interna' organs? 'sthattrue?

'T'strue

Shit!

What'swrong?

Dayu is ki"ing me

Who is Dayu?

The maid of my Seventh aunt

Whatdid Dayu doto you?

Bverytimewhen she has sexwith me

she is above me

Wa'koverthefire basin wi" bring you big 'uck

Thatway

May you give birth as soon as possib'e

Liveto ripe o'd age in conjuga' b'iss

Wish you happiness

Have more drink

A'right! 'et's p'ay afingerguessing game

May you give birth as soon as possib'e

Wish you happiness

Goddamn it!

Wearto ripe o'd age in conjuga' b'iss

Cheers

Cheers! Mr. Gao

Don'tforgeteveryword ' to'd you

Be niceto Miss Han

She is an e'egantwoman

Be po'ite

Oryou wi" scare her

Don'tforget heaven above! earth be'ow

Sun above! moon down

Tonightyou shou'd be above

Oryou wi" have 'esion of thefive interna' organs

"m going now

You're on yourown now. Be smart

"m going now. See you 'ater

Dar'ing! you're beautifu'

Bveryone! p'ease enjoy yourse'f

Bxcuse me. Be my guest

My p'easure

'sthe dump'ing good enough?

'T'svery hot

How isthe dump'ing?

They are notcooked

't's ridicu'ous!

'S itgood enough! our bride?

B'oody good

God!

Herass isfine

Heaven above! earth be'ow Sun above! moon be'ow

Me above! her be'ow Heaven above! earth be'ow

Sun above! moon be'ow Me above! her be'ow

Shut up or "" ki" you

Getoffthe bed. Sitdown! Now!

No!

S'ow'y! be carefu'

Gosh! No! 't'stight! Be gent'e

Gosh! No! 't hurts! 't'stight!

' Te" you! "m Ran Brhu

"m hercousin

Wewere engaged sincewewere young

But herfather 'ovesthe rich he broke offthe engagement

So she got married to you

What is itfor marrying a kid?

Today ' haveto do conjuga' rites with her

You stay here. Don't make any noise!

Or "" stab you

Then the b'ood wi" come out Do you hear me?

Don't make a noise

't's big! 't hurts!

'T's big! 't'stight!

Yuzhu is young but he is coo'!

'T's ki"ing me!

'SYuzhu rea"y ab'eto make hercry 'ikethat?

Bven mastercan't be so coo'

't's deep!

What is it?

Dog fashion! dragon trip! tigerstep cicada adhere

Wait me awhi'e

Why are you ye"ing?

Let us make 'ove again

Come on!

'T's deep

Gosh! You'refantastic!

Young master! 'ady! p'ease have breakfast

Young master! p'ease have breakfast

Get up! young master

Don't make any noise

Get up! young master

Te" herto putthe breakfastoutside

Don't 'et hercome in! do you understand?

Rutthe breakfastoutside! they said

They said?

You wantto be ki"ed?

'Tsounds 'ike a man

What? 't's a'most noon

Open the door! Now!

They shou'd wake up

Go

Open the door! young master

Madam! open the door

"m coming. Just putthatdown

Getoutor "" ki" him

Go!

Yes

Master! troub'e!

A man is ho'ding young master in hostage

What? Damn it!

You ca" the constab'es "m going to check itout

Yes Hurry up!

Don'tget in! or "" ki" him! Go!

Go!

Come on!

Master! the constab'es are here

Staythere. Don'tcome near

Te" the constab'esto getout

Or "" ki" him

Wait! ifyou don'twantto see him to suffer

get us some good food and wine now

Go! go

Go! getout! now! don'tget in

Whatsha" we do?

Don'tworry

'fthey dareto hurt us

' wi" hurt his son

'fthey don'twantto see us happy

wewi" be happy in frontofthem

Don'tworry! don't be afraid

't's itchy

't's ki"ing me! ' want it!

Can you te" mewhatto do?

Te" them! ifthey insist

' wi" bring Han Reiqin's parents here

And givethem 40 s'ashes!

Don'tworry! Mr. Gao

' can on'y counton you

't's deep! Gosh! 't's deep!

Gosh! 't's ki"ing me!

Ruckyou! Ruckyou!

What's up?

'T's noisy inside

Whatsha" we do?

' Have no idea now

Master

What is it?

' Have an idea

Te" me

That is...

Try it

A'right

Trust me

't's coo'! "m done!

Don'tworry! He can'tgetaway!

Thanks!

Here

Come on

He said hewou'd beat up my parents

Rine! it's none of my business

' don'tcarethis kind of parents

'ftheywere good parents theywou'dn't make me marry Gaofami'y

40 s'ashes? Bven 80 s'ashes are notenough

"m sta[Ving! "m sta[Ving

Batand be quiet!

You don't need to care about him

Again?

When thetunne' is dug up

you can give outthe smoke and burst in

Why isthere smoke?

What?

' Won'tfearyoursmoke

Come on!

'T's deep! Ho'd metight! Ho'd metight!

' Fee' good!

"M done!

Thetunne' is dug! Readyto go!

Go!

Wait! don'tcome near

What happened then?

Brhu was beat up

Hewas sentenced to death Hewi" be executed atterfa"

And ' was so'd tothiswhorehouse

Kaixian! can you guess...

whowas myfirstcustomer?

Hewasthe county magistrate who decided ourcase

They'reta'king mora's

'n fact! they are robbers and whores

Your Brhu is in prison

Howcan you see him?

That's it! Kaixian

'f ' can see Brhu

' wi" be happy

Reiqin

Hey! who are you? You're nota"owed to go inside

Don'tstop me

Go

Reiqin

Who are you?

Go!

Brhu

Reiqin

Go!

Giveway!

Come here!

Whatare you doing?

Come here. Get in first

You're nota"owed to get in

How're you?Arethey niceto you?

Don'task mefirst

Howcan you escape?

' Sneaked out

You can'tdothat

You wi" be damned ifyou getcaught

' don'tcare aboutthat! Reiqin

' can'tsee you in the prison

"d ratherdie

Brhu

He is in the room. Let's get in

Shit! the constab'es are here

Let me gowith you!

No! you can't. 't's dangerous

No! ' can't 'eave you a'one

' wantto gowith you

Come on

They are in that room. Come on

Rreeze! Don'tgo!

Come on!

Rreeze! Staythere!

Rreeze! You wi" be damned ifyou getcaught

Don't 'etthem go! Getthem!

No! Brhu...

Reiqin

Brhu! don'tseparate us...

Reiqin...