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For shit's sake. Again?
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The fuck is going on
that's so important
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you're missing our episodes?
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You should look
into that, buster.
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Okay, here it is.
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Everyone is late
with their rent.
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Evict her ass.
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You fucked with the wrong girl!
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You are about to witness
the rebirth
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of a proactive
member of society.
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I am impressed
by your work ethic
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and your dedication. That's why
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I'm making you supervisor.
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Okay.
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Who are you talking to?
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It's just my stupid boyfriend.
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Wants me to give him
a sponge bath every night.
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- He's paraplegic.
- I'll do it.
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I need a new patient
for my practicum hours.
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Immigration! Nobody move!
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What the hell is going on?
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That's her. She's the leader.
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Thanks for the rehab.
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I biposied your lump, Mr. Ball.
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- It's benign.
- I don't have cancer!
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Frank found seven pounds of meth
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that Monica had,
and it's getting flushed
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- down the toilet.
- Nobody flushes
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70,000 dollars' worth
of maternal bequest
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down the drain.
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So, you're the little fuckers
who stole my meth.
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- Crap.
- Shit!
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Where's my fucking meth?
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He seemed pretty serious to me.
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For a meth head, he ran fast.
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Fuckin' Monica,
fuckin' up our lives,
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- even in death.
- Hey, shh.
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Don't let Fiona hear you.
She'll go ballistic.
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So, how scary was he?
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Was he big? Was he armed?
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- Did he know my name?
- You know, 'cause we can
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be pretty fuckin' scary too
if we have to.
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Agreed.
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Meeting adjourned.
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"Meeting adjourned"?
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You got some magical way
to get 70 grand in meth?
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I do not. I simply don't wish
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to discuss it further.
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Are you high, Frank?
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High on life.
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High on possibility.
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You're the one who stirred up
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all this shit in the first place
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by robbing the storage unit.
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I keep telling you,
that's the old Frank.
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You're talking to the new Frank.
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Or the young Frank.
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God, maybe it's not even Frank.
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Maybe it's Francis now.
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If you don't figure out
a way to help us out
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of this shit,
I'm gonna take a tire iron
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- to old Frank.
- You've been a drama queen
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since the day
you were born, Ian.
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Wouldn't stop screaming until
you were fully detoxed.
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This meth head doesn't know
where we live.
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We just have to stay away
from the storage unit
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and steer clear of the cemetery.
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And if he does manage
to find his way here,
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we stick by our story.
The secret of what happened
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to his meth lies with Monica,
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God bless her rotting soul.
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Shh!
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- Mornin'.
- Morning.
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Hey.
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Well, you're here early, Debs.
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Yup. Gotta go.
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Yeah, you know, me too.
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Yup.
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Looking to the future
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is the order of the day, kids.
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No worrying about old news.
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What old news, Frank?
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I go by Francis now.
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Yevgeny never stops eating.
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The grocery bills
are ridiculous.
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Mortgage is past due,
tips at Patsy's are for shit.
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The Alibi is empty.
Makes me sick to say it,
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but I'm starting to regret
getting Svetlana arrested.
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Kevin, are you listening?
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What? Yes.
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Do we really have to
get these genetics tests?
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- They're expensive.
- Yes, we have to get 'em.
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What if I have the Bracka gene
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- and I gave it to one of 'em?
- Don't think you can get
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ovarian cancer, Kev.
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Well, we still have to find out
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what my shitty orphan genes
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have in store for them.
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Don't want any more surprises.
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Hey.
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You guys still got those,
cleaning products
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from the topless maid service?
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I gotta clean out
the empty unit.
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Yeah, let me get 'em.
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Have you examined your breasts
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in the shower
this morning, Fiona?
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Good morning to you too, Kev.
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A self exam is
no laughing matter.
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Do you even know how
to do it right?
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'Cause it's not just here.
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Let me show you.
Raise your arms.
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- Are you serious?
- He won't stop
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until he shows you.
It's not a sex thing.
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It's a "save your life" thing.
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I thought your lump was benign.
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My lump was benign,
but the scare was very, very...
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Shit, what is the word again?
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- Malignant.
- Malignant!
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Raise your arms, Fiona,
because "malignant"
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is not a word you ever want
to have to remember.
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Drop the overalls.
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All right. It's not just here.
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It's here too,
and under the arms here.
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All right?
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I got it, thanks.
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Thank you.
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- Okay.
- All right, you're good.
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Okay.
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It's like having four toddlers.
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Most action I've gotten
in weeks.
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So, now there's a meth dealer
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coming out
of the fuckin' woodwork.
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Hate to say I told you so.
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Really?
'Cause I think you kind of
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fucking love it.
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Love it more if
you listened to me.
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It's just so twisted.
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The meth dealer wanting
his stolen drugs back?
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That's what's twisted?
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That's what our mother left us.
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- You know, stolen drugs.
- Yeah... yeah,
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that, I'll give you.
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I guess I just never
really saw that before.
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Sobriety goggles are
kind of like
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the opposite of beer goggles.
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Fuckedup shit stops
looking normal.
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Brad, ETA on the red Harley?
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End of the week.
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Brad says "end of the week,"
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so probably next Wednesday.
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And fuckin' Charlie and Sierra.
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III mean, I can't even
hang with Lucas anymore
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'cause... you know,
I can't see them
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or see her, just...
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you know, clean or not,
the guy's a fucking prick.
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All right, and she wants
to be with him?
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I mean, it's... I don't know,
it's fucking depressing.
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You're not depressed, Lip.
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You're selfobsessed.
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Here.
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- The fuck is this?
- This is a piece of shit
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that you're gonna turn into
notapieceofshit.
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Are you giving me a project?
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I'm giving you something
to obsess about
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that isn't you. Fix it up.
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Make it run, make it pretty.
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What's the point?
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The point is to get
your head out of your ass
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before you decide to drink again
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and hit an even worse bottom.
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Dios mio.
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Brought you that
chocolateflavored soy shit
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you like to pretend is coffee.
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With a side of snark,
just like I like it.
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I thought you had work today.
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Soon, yeah.
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So, that drug dealer
that chased me?
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Can't seem to shake it off.
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I don't know what's wrong
with me.
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You laughing at me?
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Only because it's still hard
for me to tell
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when you're joking.
Are you serious?
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Um... well,
nothing's wrong with you.
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I think it's probably hard
for a normal human
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to shake off a drug dealer
chasing them.
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Well, Gallaghers are generally
not normal humans.
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Grief can change people.
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What?
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Um... grief.
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I mean, your mother died.
It changes you.
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Maybe you should
talk to the counselor.
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Rather talk to you.
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In fact, I'd...
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rather do something with you
that doesn't involve talking.
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Well, sorry.
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I am busy trying to help
atrisk youth.
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Fuck... Jesus.
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- Hey.
- What is that?
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Pretty sure it's baby shit.
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The woman you evicted
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wiped baby shit everywhere?
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Yeah, parting gift.
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And I'm hoping it's baby shit.
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Right.
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- "Slumlord twat."
- Yeah.
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Kind of a nice ring to it?
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- Yeah.
- So, you...
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You here to tell me what
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your little family meeting
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was about this morning?
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I was gonna ask about
borrowing your car.
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I got a friend who's in trouble.
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- What kind of trouble?
- It's a DUI.
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Right here.
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Great. Thanks, Fi.
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Sure.
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Hey, what time
are you coming back?
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Hey.
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Brought you a latte
from my fancy new latte maker.
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Ooh, thanks.
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You weren't kidding
about this place.
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So, did you find a renter yet?
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No.
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I did spend $140
on credit checks.
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Turns out that nice clothes
and the appearance of money
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do not make for great credit.
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Why are you drawing
on the walls?
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'Cause I'd rather
my one good applicant
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not read the words
"thunder cunt."
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Guy insisted
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on seeing the place today,
and I don't have time
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to paint before he gets here.
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Hey, good news.
Charlotte and Trotter...
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From the gym?
They wanna move in here.
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Wha... what is that smell?
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It's human feces.
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Do we like Charlotte
and Trotter from the gym?
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Charlotte's cool.
Trotter's a bit of a shitshow.
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So, you'd rather live
next to some stranger
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that your new
sidepiece picks out?
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Can your friends pass
a credit check?
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They're cool.
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And we pay our rent on time
and we vouch for them.
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I still have to run the report.
And I have to meet them.
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Fine. I'll set it up.
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My girlfriend's kind of
a thunder cunt.
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Not just kind of.
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It's the fertility hormones.
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Is it?
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What up?
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What up, what up?
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How are you guys doing?
Come on, bring it in.
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Jesus.
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Aye... what the fuck happened?
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I drove into a house.
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Serious?
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Yeah.
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You kill anybody?
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By the grace of a god
I don't believe in,
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the only thing I destroyed
was my own life...
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and the house itself.
262
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,708
- Are you in pain?
- Both physical
263
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:49,207
and existential.
264
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,083
We'll stop by the drugstore,
265
00:12:50,084 --> 00:12:51,749
see what they got
for existential pain.
266
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,291
Probably something
over the counter.
267
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:11,917
Watch your head.
268
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,999
Hey, Frank?
Some kid knocked over
269
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,666
- a bunch of orchids...
- It's Francis.
270
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,082
What?
271
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:28,124
My name.
I made a new tag this morning.
272
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,457
Did you know that
the name Francis means
273
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,749
"comes from France,"
which is a little galling,
274
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,374
because the French use
too much butter
275
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,041
in their cooking and they refuse
276
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,958
to pronounce the letter H.
277
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,124
But the name Francis
is more commonly used
278
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,582
to refer to Saint Francis
of Assisi.
279
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,958
"Francis was designated"
280
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:45,874
patron saint of Italy.
He later became associated
281
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,791
with the patronage of animals,
282
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:50,374
and it became customary
283
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,082
to hold ceremonies
blessing animals
284
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,040
"on his feast day
of four October."
285
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:59,165
Now, I do like being named
for a saint,
286
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,083
and I've always
been a lover of animals.
287
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,374
Do I bless them?
288
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,457
I would say yes.
289
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:13,959
Yes, I do.
290
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,165
And I will...
291
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,416
on my new birthday,
292
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,332
which shall forthwith
293
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,916
be held on four October.
294
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,165
Did you wanna ask me something?
295
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:41,458
I... forgot.
296
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,541
Is it because my presence
brings you peace?
297
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,667
Sorry I had to call you.
298
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,208
It's not a problem.
299
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,395
No one in my family
would take my call.
300
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,999
What's funny?
301
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,125
They're gonna take away
my tenure and fire me.
302
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,333
Why is that funny?
303
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:44,499
Also, there's the G1
and G2 APOL gene
304
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:48,249
that causes kidney disease.
I really don't want that one.
305
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,249
Or the Bracka 1, or Bracka 2,
306
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,290
or the RET protooncogene...
307
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,083
Which, I don't even know
what diseases it causes.
308
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,625
It just sounds horrible
saying it.
309
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,833
Mr. Ball, you are in fine shape
310
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:02,667
as inheritable diseases go.
311
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:05,290
I'm in fine shape.
312
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,207
I'm in fine shape.
I'm in fine shape.
313
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,833
What the hell is
that supposed to mean,
314
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,541
"I'm in fine shape"?
Because in science,
315
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,124
a positive can mean a bad thing.
316
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,207
And a negative can
mean a good thing.
317
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,791
It's crazy confusing.
318
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,332
Fascinating.
319
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,250
What is?
What are you writing down?
320
00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:20,999
What is fascinating?
What is fascinating?
321
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,457
Okay. Doctor, just... tell us
322
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,874
about his genes.
And speak in plain language.
323
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,624
This is a little over our heads.
324
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:31,457
You have a very rare
chromosomal pattern, Mr. Ball.
325
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,290
You are, more specifically,
one in two billion.
326
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:38,582
Were you aware you are from
the Huntsville subgroup?
327
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,583
What the hell is that?
328
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,791
It's a genetic signature
that only comes from
329
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,999
one very particular area
in Kentucky.
330
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,666
They were cut off
from civilization
331
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,040
by the Johnsville flood in 1826.
332
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,499
Trapped in a rural area
known as a "hollar,"
333
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,165
until someone found them again
120 years later.
334
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:56,207
As a result, they are one of
the most inbred populations
335
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:57,667
in the United States.
336
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,999
Did you say "inbred"?
337
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Did you say "Kentucky"?
338
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,332
What's that smell?
339
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,666
It's... it's temporary.
340
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,749
It'll be gone way before
you move in.
341
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:19,500
And I'm gonna give these walls
342
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:22,874
a nice coat of fresh paint too.
343
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,207
Ooh, how's the water pressure?
344
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,083
It's great. Feel free to check.
345
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,000
- You a smoker?
- Nah, I prefer edibles.
346
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,624
- Pets?
- Allergic.
347
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,582
- Kids?
- No kids.
348
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:38,040
No parties.
349
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,874
Pretty much
no life outside of work.
350
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,749
- What do you do?
- Tech.
351
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,124
90 hour weeks,
and that's if I'm lucky.
352
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,165
I basically just need
a place to sleep and shower.
353
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:48,875
Well, I need first month,
last month,
354
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:51,374
and security deposit.
355
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,999
Not a problem.
356
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,457
Come on in.
357
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,750
Easy.
358
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,750
Gotcha. I'll grab this.
359
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:17,542
Are you hungry?
360
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:19,916
No.
361
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,000
- No?
- No.
362
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,916
Hey, I'm gonna get you
some groceries.
363
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,999
Don't bother.
364
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,541
They'll just go bad
while I'm in prison.
365
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:40,416
Prison?
366
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,082
As soon as I get
in front of the judge,
367
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,792
they'll lock me up for good.
368
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,541
Well.
369
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,416
Get you some food.
I'll come back,
370
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,082
we'll make some calls, and...
371
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,363
find you a lawyer, all right?
372
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,791
It's, like, the most perfect
situation in the world.
373
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,958
Lakisha gets her nursing
practicum hours,
374
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,666
and I'm free.
375
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,124
What?
376
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,457
She'll be giving him
sponge baths.
377
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,958
And you're okay with that.
378
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,416
You guys,
she's making him happy.
379
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:28,624
- Exactly.
- Not like that.
380
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,667
You guys think like that?
381
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,082
Well, you seem pretty
over Neil anyway.
382
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,207
No, I'm not over him.
I mean, I am...
383
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,499
over him, I guess, but...
384
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,708
I can't afford to lose
Neil's disability
385
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:44,290
and have to pay for childcare
and rent and everything.
386
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,749
Then you might want to try
387
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,709
to be the one
who makes him happy.
388
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,165
All right, so, I'll Venmo you
by Monday.
389
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,624
Perfect. Thanks.
390
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,750
Thank you.
391
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:01,916
Hey.
392
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,749
Are you applying to live here?
393
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,875
Yup. Bahir.
394
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:08,875
It's really not a good idea,
Bahir.
395
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,708
I've been here three years.
396
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:16,165
The place is fucking riddled
with bedbugs.
397
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,041
And the new landlady,
she's too cheap
398
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,332
to bug bomb the place.
399
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,208
Shit.
400
00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:22,457
Hey, thanks for the headsup.
401
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,708
Yeah, of course.
402
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,874
And... I dunno,
403
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,374
you might wanna burn
those clothes.
404
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,874
Little fuckers are...
405
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:32,833
like, bouncin' off
the walls in here.
406
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:33,667
I know.
407
00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:36,542
Okay, bye.
408
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:40,709
Yeah, you handle DUI?
409
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,917
No, no, it's... it's for a friend.
410
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:49,249
- Sure, yeah, I can hold.
- Wasting your time.
411
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,041
Hey, shut up and eat your fries.
412
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,457
Yeah, I'm still here.
413
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,999
Um, I don't know. He blew a...
414
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,750
1.8.
415
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,667
I promise
I won't drive anywhere.
416
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,570
Sorry, yeah.
I'm still here, yeah.
417
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,708
He blew a 1.8.
418
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,499
Yeah, he hit a house.
419
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,749
Um, but he didn't injure anyone.
420
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,333
Got lucky.
421
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,040
First DUI?
422
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,749
No, it's his second.
423
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:27,791
Fifth.
424
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:30,708
What?
425
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,749
No, sorry. It's, um...
426
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,000
it's his fifth DUI.
427
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,458
Hello?
428
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,624
Prick hung up on me.
429
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,082
Told you
you're wasting your time.
430
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,708
Fifth DUI?
431
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:48,749
I mean, hhow does that
even happen?
432
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,500
Ask me again when you're 60.
433
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:58,624
Place smells like... dog shit.
434
00:21:58,625 --> 00:21:59,791
It's baby shit, actually.
435
00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:01,124
Wow.
436
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:05,082
You should go into sales.
437
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,708
I scrubbed the place down,
438
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:09,040
but the smell seems
to be lingering.
439
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,791
I'm gonna give the walls
a fresh coat of paint.
440
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,916
Should take care of it.
441
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,416
- We'll take it.
- Great.
442
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,833
- Actually...
- So, what
443
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:17,166
do you need?
First, last, security?
444
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,040
1,800?
445
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,082
No.
446
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,332
Well, yes, I need first,
last, and security,
447
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,541
but the rent is 1,000 a month.
448
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:27,333
- 1,000?
- You're not serious.
449
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:30,165
Mel and Nessa said they pay six.
450
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:32,333
Well, that's 'cause
they've been here a while.
451
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,500
Will the oven full
of baked shit cost extra?
452
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,290
I'll clean that up.
453
00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:45,332
Look, I will give you
454
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,999
2,100, cash, right now.
455
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,290
That's 700 a month.
456
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:50,708
The rent is 1,000 a month.
457
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:52,332
And I already promised it
458
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:53,374
to a nice, quiet tech guy
459
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:56,708
who's happy to pay the 1,000.
460
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,207
So, you can put in,
an application
461
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:03,165
for any future vacancies,
but they'll be a grand too.
462
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,667
Tech guy named Bahir?
463
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,709
Yeah.
464
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:13,958
Come on, ladyfriends.
465
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:14,834
I'll make you a fancy coffee
466
00:23:14,835 --> 00:23:16,874
while you fill out
the application.
467
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,374
Gallagher, your uncle find you?
468
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,666
- What uncle?
- He stopped by
469
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,874
looking for you. 50s, skinny.
470
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,290
Kind of dirty sexy.
Cheekbones for days.
471
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,457
Shit. What'd you tell him?
472
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,541
That you weren't here.
He said no problem,
473
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,083
he'll see you back
at your house.
474
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,582
Fuck.
475
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,582
We have a shift!
476
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:48,916
Carl!
477
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:51,999
Fiona!
478
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,874
Anybody home?
479
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:58,457
Fuck! Where is my fucking meth?
480
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:04,082
You need to think about
it a little more?
481
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,083
Hey!
482
00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:07,959
Let him go!
483
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,541
Monica's dead.
We don't know anything
484
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:18,749
about your meth.
485
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,207
Bullshit.
486
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,791
Monica is fuckin'
indestructible.
487
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,541
There's no way she just lost
seven pounds of meth,
488
00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:27,749
so either she smoked it,
or she sold it,
489
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,541
or her fuckedup family stole it.
490
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,290
And in any one
of those scenarios,
491
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:34,416
I am still owned 70fuckinggrand!
492
00:24:34,417 --> 00:24:36,749
Fucking stop! Stop!
493
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:37,542
My money or my meth.
494
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:40,124
You got 24 hours.
You understand?
495
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,582
After that, you start worrying
about little Debbie,
496
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:47,041
little Liam,
and pretty little Fiona.
497
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,416
Okay.
498
00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:57,374
You all right?
499
00:24:57,375 --> 00:24:58,624
- Yeah.
- You all right?
500
00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:00,125
Fuck.
501
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,833
No, I mean, it's bad. You know?
502
00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:07,374
It's "nothing but vodka
and mustard"
503
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:08,999
"in the fridge" bad.
504
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,666
Wonder what he's putting
the mustard on?
505
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,833
And five DUls?
I mean, I don't even think.
506
00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:14,332
Frank has five DUls.
507
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,332
Only 'cause
he doesn't have a car.
508
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,082
I tried six lawyers.
They all hung up on me.
509
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,000
I mean, he's fucked.
510
00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:21,124
Right?
I mean, he's going to prison?
511
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:22,457
Not necessarily.
512
00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:23,999
If he can get sober for real
513
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,249
and show a judge he's serious...
514
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,250
But that's his only shot.
515
00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:31,249
I don't know... you know,
I don't think
516
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:32,999
this guy could ever get sober.
517
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,749
Know who else
they said that about?
518
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:38,041
You and me, and everyone
who ever got sober.
519
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,165
Can I help you
find something, sir?
520
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,082
Fertilizer?
521
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:54,958
Yes, sir. Against the wall,
522
00:25:54,959 --> 00:25:57,749
next to the roses.
She's a good girl.
523
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,249
Yes, aren't you a good girl?
524
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:02,416
Yes, you are a good girl.
525
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:04,207
Are you feeding her?
No, don't do that.
526
00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:06,582
But I'm her patron.
527
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,207
What? No, she's a service dog.
528
00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:11,749
You're not even
supposed to pet her.
529
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,457
I'll lead you to the roses.
530
00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:16,541
- This way.
- Thank you.
531
00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,374
- There are steps.
- Thank you.
532
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,166
Hey, Frank, great.
You didn't lose
533
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,124
your job yet.
534
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,374
Fiona, when you address me,
535
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,290
I'd prefer you call me "Dad,"
536
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,833
or "Father," or "Francis."
537
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:30,416
Or on more formal occasions,
I'll also accept "Saint."
538
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:33,165
You get,
539
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,499
an employee discount,
Saint Francis?
540
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,582
- I do.
- That's great,
541
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,791
'cause this stuff's pricey.
542
00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:40,332
How much off?
543
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,624
I'm sorry,
but my discount doesn't cover
544
00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:44,374
family or friends.
545
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:45,916
All right, then you buy it,
546
00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:46,917
and I'll pay you back.
547
00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:51,165
N... that would be unethical.
548
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,166
Here.
549
00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:56,749
So, what is that, seven dollars?
550
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,417
I give what I have to the poor.
551
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,875
Fuck off, Frank.
552
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,875
Yo!
553
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:11,457
Shit! Fuck.
554
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,040
Hey! Hey!
555
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:15,457
Youens! Hey, hey!
556
00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:16,541
Come here.
557
00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:18,374
Come here, come here.
558
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:19,416
You're good, you're good,
559
00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,624
you're good.
560
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:22,290
You're okay. You're all right.
561
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:23,624
You're all right.
562
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,290
You're all right.
563
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,958
You're all right.
564
00:27:27,959 --> 00:27:29,624
Okay?
565
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:32,708
That's all right. There you go.
566
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:35,417
The broken ribs hurt
worse than the broken arms.
567
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,959
What are you doing back?
568
00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:45,416
I got you some groceries.
569
00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:47,833
Pasta, 'cause it's easy.
570
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:52,208
You know, frozen meals
for the microwave.
571
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:59,083
And I wanna talk to you
about rehab.
572
00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:03,124
You know, I...
573
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:06,874
I haven't had a drink
in months now, and...
574
00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:09,417
believe it or not,
it feels pretty fucking good.
575
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:18,040
I appreciate your help today.
576
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,457
But I have to...
I have to figure out
577
00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:23,791
some very pressing things...
578
00:28:23,792 --> 00:28:25,457
like how I'm gonna wipe my ass
579
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:27,499
when it comes time
to take a shit...
580
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,874
And how quickly I can
drink myself to death,
581
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,916
so I don't have to work up
the courage
582
00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:36,040
to commit suicide...
583
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:38,542
because there's no way
I'm going to prison.
584
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,666
So...
585
00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:45,708
with great affection...
586
00:28:45,709 --> 00:28:49,207
and gratitude...
587
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,082
I'm gonna have to ask you
to piss off.
588
00:29:15,417 --> 00:29:16,708
I think I'm gonna go.
589
00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,541
No, no, no, don't go.
590
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:20,082
It's been so quiet around here.
591
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:22,457
It makes me feel weird
about day drinking.
592
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,666
That's 'cause
all the fucking hipsters
593
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:25,374
chased away the locals.
594
00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,082
Then the Russians chased away
all the hipsters.
595
00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:27,917
And then ICE chased away
all the Russians.
596
00:29:27,918 --> 00:29:30,582
And now we can't
pay our mortgage.
597
00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,082
Okay,
598
00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:33,624
finish your day drink.
Next one's on me.
599
00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:35,416
My goodness!
600
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,541
I found them.
601
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,874
What?
602
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,749
What do you mean, "What?"
603
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,541
You don't see that?
604
00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:43,624
- See what?
- What?
605
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,374
What are we looking at?
606
00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:46,874
The Huntsville subgroup.
607
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:48,125
Which is what?
608
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:53,249
Whoa!
Kev, you found your family.
609
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,791
- No, I don't have a family.
- Kev, baby,
610
00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:57,916
this is huge.
These are your ancestors.
611
00:29:57,917 --> 00:30:00,749
When we dig deeper,
we'll find your family.
612
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,457
You're not an orphan anymore.
613
00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:04,082
V, do you remember
what that doctor said?
614
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,374
They're inbred.
What if they try to eat us?
615
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,708
- I think that's cannibals.
- Well, whatever.
616
00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,207
They abandoned me,
617
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,625
so they're terrible people,
right?
618
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:28,332
Why don't you try Eric Scarton?
619
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,333
Spell it?
620
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:34,666
"Eric Scarton."
621
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,040
The dude sounds like a pussy.
622
00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:38,374
Shit.
623
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:39,833
What?
624
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:40,958
Found his criminal record.
625
00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:43,332
Spent over a decade
in the Statesville Pen.
626
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:45,541
Why?
627
00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,207
Tried to kill a guy...
628
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:48,499
with a spoon.
629
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,499
With a spoon?
630
00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:54,749
He carved out
some dude's eyeball
631
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:55,375
and fucking ate it.
632
00:30:55,376 --> 00:30:57,666
Shit.
633
00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:59,124
Monica could really pick 'em,
634
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,625
Hey, guys.
635
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,959
Came home early
to spend some quality time.
636
00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,290
Um.
637
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:10,958
It's over, Debbie.
638
00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:12,791
I'm in love with my nurse
639
00:31:12,792 --> 00:31:14,958
- and you're a horrible person.
- No offense.
640
00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,791
- "No offense"?
- You know he can't
641
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,791
edit his thoughts.
642
00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:21,457
You don't love me,
643
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:23,290
and Lakisha does.
644
00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:25,541
She helped me discover...
645
00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,374
my prostate.
646
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,791
And my nipples,
and my other erogenous zones,
647
00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:31,499
and you were just using me
for my money...
648
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,041
which is mean.
649
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:37,999
What, Carl?
650
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,290
Come home right now.
651
00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:39,875
Emergency family meeting.
652
00:31:39,876 --> 00:31:41,125
Don't tell Fiona.
653
00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:46,207
All right, so he tells me
to piss off.
654
00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,207
You told me to piss off
first time I met you.
655
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:48,875
No, I didn't.
656
00:31:48,876 --> 00:31:51,040
Right, you just accused me
657
00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:52,624
of wanting to suck your dick.
658
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:54,874
Look, he's...
he's covered in puke,
659
00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,833
passed out, facedown
on his broken arms,
660
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,290
and I clean him up.
661
00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:00,833
Right? Which is may wore than
662
00:32:00,834 --> 00:32:02,833
I've ever done
for my prick of a father.
663
00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:05,082
So why am I feeling guilty
that I'm not over there
664
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,124
wiping his ass for him?
665
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,374
Well, maybe it's because
he wiped your ass for you
666
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:10,749
- when you needed it.
- Fuck that, he just wrote
667
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,624
- a check.
- Yeah, with money
668
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,082
that he worked hard
to earn and didn't owe you.
669
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,749
You... you know what
you haven't been
670
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,499
since your old professor
ran his car
671
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,124
- into a house, though?
- What?
672
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:24,499
Depressed. Know why?
673
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:25,749
'Cause fixing a fellow human's
674
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,082
even better than fixing a bike.
675
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:30,749
And by the way,
it's how we stay sober...
676
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:33,749
By being of service,
and by wiping asses
677
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,541
when they need wiping.
678
00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:38,332
And by helping other drunks
get what we got.
679
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,666
You... yyou think I like
680
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,290
listening to your shit?
681
00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:42,457
- I don't.
- No?
682
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,166
No.
683
00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:44,874
'Cause I'm a selfcentered prick
684
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,082
like you, but...
685
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,375
when I listen to your shit,
I feel better.
686
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,332
So, it's a selfish thing.
687
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,457
Yeah, now you're getting it.
688
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:56,959
Gimme a sec, be right there.
689
00:32:58,917 --> 00:33:00,125
Yo, Carl, what's up?
690
00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,040
Wait, what?
691
00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,457
All right.
692
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,125
All right.
693
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,457
No.
694
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,332
Damn!
695
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,165
Kevin!
696
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,166
I got the bill for your surgery.
697
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:25,457
$1,500 just for anesthesia?
698
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:26,458
Kevin!
699
00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:33,082
What's this?
700
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,708
It's me.
701
00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:37,541
It's the only picture
in my foster child folder.
702
00:33:37,542 --> 00:33:39,916
Cops found me at a gas station,
703
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:41,332
and no one ever
came looking for me,
704
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,708
and now you want me
to go back to 'em.
705
00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:44,666
Well, don't you want to?
706
00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:46,374
Yes.
707
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:48,290
Who will give me
tour of the back, please?
708
00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:49,166
Who are you?
709
00:33:49,167 --> 00:33:50,749
I am realtor.
710
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,916
Hired by owner
to sell shithole bar.
711
00:33:52,917 --> 00:33:53,750
- What?
- Svetlana.
712
00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:56,457
She can't do that, can she?
713
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:57,166
She own, she can.
714
00:33:57,167 --> 00:34:00,165
That's it. Enough of this shit.
715
00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:10,250
Show her nothing, Kev.
716
00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:20,708
Do you examine your breasts
on a regular basis?
717
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,791
Monica's ex found us?
718
00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:29,708
Yeah, he tried to
drown me in my own hot tub.
719
00:34:29,709 --> 00:34:30,874
Ian and I got,
like, nine grand between us.
720
00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:33,624
You got any money left?
721
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:35,582
No. Only a couple hundred.
722
00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:37,708
I had to pay off some debts.
Debs?
723
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,332
- Doesn't have any.
- Spent it all
724
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:39,709
on equipment and welding school.
725
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:40,874
I'm broke.
726
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:43,708
- Liam?
- Yeah?
727
00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:44,916
You have,
any idea what Fiona did
728
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:47,500
- with your meth?
- No.
729
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:51,959
- We have to ask her.
- No.
730
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,082
- No.
- Hell no.
731
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,207
Well, has somebody got
a better idea?
732
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,916
Something you can sell? I mean,
733
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,416
someone you know
that could loan us
734
00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:01,499
- that kind of money?
- Hey, Debs,
735
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,833
how about Neil?
736
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,124
He literally just broke up
with me.
737
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:05,709
He said I'm a horrible person.
738
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,667
Evening, family.
739
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:12,165
- Jesus, Frank!
- Whoa.
740
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:14,582
- Is that a squirrel?
- What the hell is that?
741
00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:16,416
Roadkill, I'm afraid.
742
00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:18,457
I'll give him
a proper burial tomorrow.
743
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,708
Jesus.
744
00:35:20,709 --> 00:35:22,165
- Indeed.
- Frank,
745
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:22,875
do you have any cash?
We gotta pay
746
00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:24,874
this Eric guy, for real.
747
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,083
Of course.
748
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,083
Thanks.
749
00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,959
Seven fucking dollars?
750
00:35:34,959 --> 00:35:37,666
We could rob where you work.
751
00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:38,458
Know where they keep the safe?
752
00:35:38,459 --> 00:35:40,624
- Absolutely not.
- You're the one
753
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,624
that got us into
this shit, Frank.
754
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:44,040
Monica. Not me.
755
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:46,499
And it's Francis now.
756
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:49,124
I no longer resonate
with a hard K.
757
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,791
Fuck it.
758
00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:52,666
Let's talk to Fiona.
759
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:53,916
Yep.
760
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,124
That's strange.
761
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:07,499
I have...
762
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,040
I have a strange...
763
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,749
a strange feeling. I... oof.
764
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:17,666
Liam, do I feel warm to you?
765
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,542
Nah.
766
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:27,709
My back.
767
00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:31,999
It's like...
768
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,166
my blood is warming.
769
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:50,917
Sign over the bar to me
and I'll tell them
770
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,332
that we were legit married
771
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,749
and this was all
just a big mistake.
772
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:57,541
No.
773
00:36:57,542 --> 00:36:59,541
I will sell my bar
and live like a queen
774
00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:02,582
- in Russia with all my money.
- Bullshit.
775
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:05,625
Your dream is a Quiznos
in Kansas.
776
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,999
I keep twothirds of bar.
777
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,958
Onethird, and you pay
Kev's medical bills.
778
00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:17,582
You also agree to take care of
779
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,457
the three kids
three days a week.
780
00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:21,374
- We are thrupple again?
- No.
781
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:23,124
I manage bar and all bills.
782
00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:25,499
We do that together,
and you teach me
783
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,708
- what I don't know.
- I teach you.
784
00:37:27,709 --> 00:37:30,749
But Kev,
he is too stupid for math.
785
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:32,791
- It's the inbreeding.
- What?
786
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,541
We have a deal?
787
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,082
If we weren't so screwed,
we wouldn't ask for your help.
788
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,749
The dude almost drowned me
789
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,332
- in my own hot tub.
- You don't have to
790
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,416
help us, but it would
be really helpful
791
00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:48,624
if you could just tell us...
Tell us what you did
792
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:51,375
with the last two pounds
of meth.
793
00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:54,749
Is this the part
where you lecture us?
794
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,416
'Cause if you could just speed
it up a little bit, that...
795
00:37:56,417 --> 00:37:58,297
You wanna be a smartass,
or do you want my help?
796
00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:03,082
I'm taking my time with this
797
00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,624
because I want you all
to remember this...
798
00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:09,541
How hard you tried not to
have to come to me.
799
00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:10,582
Because if you didn't
have to come to me,
800
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:13,833
then maybe you could
just get through all this
801
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,124
without having to admit...
802
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,208
one simple truth.
803
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,791
Which is that I was right.
804
00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:28,040
When I told you
that keeping the meth...
805
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:30,250
was a bad idea...
806
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:34,416
I was right.
807
00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:38,624
When I begged you
not to take it...
808
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:41,124
I was right.
809
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:44,457
When I told you that selling it
810
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,125
and turning yourselves
811
00:38:45,126 --> 00:38:49,332
into fucking meth dealers
812
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:53,207
was a terrible decision
that could go horribly wrong,
813
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:57,457
I was... super fuckin' right.
814
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,499
- Well...
- I am the one who saw
815
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,499
to your survival...
816
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,207
since you were babies.
817
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,541
I am the only reason
that you are still breathing
818
00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:09,249
and have limbs intact.
819
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:13,874
So, I want you
to remember this moment.
820
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,833
So that the next time
821
00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,624
that I try to warn you
against a plan
822
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:22,416
that Frank and Monica
thought was a good idea,
823
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,333
maybe...
824
00:39:23,334 --> 00:39:28,249
just... maybe you will
fucking listen!
825
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,370
Are you gonna tell us where
the meth is or not, Fiona?
826
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:40,082
I am, Debs.
827
00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,040
I am.
828
00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:47,040
Right after every single one
of you says...
829
00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:49,040
"you were right."
830
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:51,458
"And I was wrong, Fiona."
831
00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:54,207
Are you serious?
832
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:56,332
Yeah.
833
00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:04,332
Time is awastin'.
834
00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:06,916
I wanna hear those words.
835
00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:09,708
Okay.
836
00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:11,875
You were right
and I was wrong, Fiona.
837
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,625
You were...
838
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:25,083
right and I was wrong.
839
00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:28,834
Fiona.
840
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,416
You were fuckin' right
841
00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:33,697
and we were fuckin' wrong,
Fiona.
842
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,666
I wasn't wrong.
843
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,749
I took what was mine.
I'm not sorry for it.
844
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,250
That's how life works sometimes.
845
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,250
It didn't go my way.
846
00:40:45,251 --> 00:40:47,666
Now, can you please tell us
847
00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:48,833
where you put the rest
of the drugs
848
00:40:48,834 --> 00:40:49,958
so that motherfucker doesn't
849
00:40:49,959 --> 00:40:51,249
eat your eyeballs too?
850
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,791
Guilt!
851
00:40:52,792 --> 00:40:54,666
It's guilt! It's guilt.
852
00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,999
This feeling I've been having
in my stomach
853
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,124
and in my bones and in my veins.
854
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,999
I've discovered guilt.
855
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,457
Don't you understand?
856
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,791
I'm here to help.
857
00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:11,625
Does "help" include use
of your employee discount?
858
00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:16,375
'Cause we're gonna need
a lot of shovels.
859
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,708
This is some
860
00:41:19,709 --> 00:41:21,332
seriously sick shit.
861
00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,290
It's no joke, Fiona.
862
00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:24,791
God, who buries her mother
with meth?
863
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:25,625
Shouldn't you be asking
what kind
864
00:41:25,626 --> 00:41:28,791
of a mother leaves
her kids meth?
865
00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,999
For fuck's sake.
I gotta take a piss.
866
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,332
I wonder what other new feelings
867
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:35,833
life has in store for me.
868
00:41:35,834 --> 00:41:38,791
I've known glee, passion,
869
00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:42,791
joy, grief, despair.
870
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:45,374
Were you planning on naming,
all the human emotions?
871
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:46,791
'Cause maybe you could help
dig while you did that.
872
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:49,124
Regret... that would be a new one.
873
00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:50,874
Remorse... don't think
I've had that one, either.
874
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,207
Jesus Christ.
875
00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:54,624
Crucifixion I have known.
876
00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:57,666
The woman we're digging up
saw to that.
877
00:41:57,667 --> 00:41:58,500
She nailed you to a cross?
878
00:41:58,501 --> 00:42:01,332
It was a sex thing.
879
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,083
I don't like to talk about it.
880
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,375
God damn it, this is hard.
881
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:26,375
Go! My God!
882
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,833
Whoa, careful, Carl!
883
00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:41,994
Don't go too deep, all right?
884
00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:16,499
Oops.
885
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,500
No.
886
00:43:19,417 --> 00:43:20,875
What do we do?
887
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:24,624
Maybe we should hold hands...
888
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:27,375
and take a moment of silence?
889
00:43:34,917 --> 00:43:35,792
Fuck.
890
00:43:35,793 --> 00:43:38,874
Jesus.
891
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,457
All right,
where's the fucking drugs?
892
00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:42,917
I put them under her.
893
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:48,417
I'll get the drugs
if you guys put her
894
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:51,125
back in the coffin.
895
00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,375
Fuckin' A...
896
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,917
God.
897
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:06,708
You were so right, Fiona.
898
00:44:06,709 --> 00:44:08,958
You were right.
We were fucking wrong.
899
00:44:08,959 --> 00:44:11,457
My God.
900
00:44:39,959 --> 00:44:42,040
Come on in.
901
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:43,666
Get in.
902
00:44:57,208 --> 00:45:00,165
Sweet Jesus.
903
00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,667
What is that smell?
904
00:45:06,291 --> 00:45:10,000
God.
905
00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:14,666
I... I have my hot tub.
It's worth, like, four K.
906
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:16,667
It's, like, 33,000 in all.
907
00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:19,374
That's not enough.
908
00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:22,457
- You still owe me 37 grand!
- Stop, stop.
909
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,374
Let me handle this, please.
910
00:45:24,375 --> 00:45:26,374
Eric, is it?
911
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,040
You were Monica's partner,
I take it?
912
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:31,999
Which means half of the drugs
belonged to her,
913
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,207
and we have done all we can
914
00:45:34,208 --> 00:45:36,416
to pay you back for your half.
915
00:45:36,417 --> 00:45:40,874
That smell? That reek, Eric?
916
00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:44,541
That stench that's filling
your nostrils?
917
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,582
That's Monica.
918
00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:51,165
Dead, rotting, beautiful,
tortured, magnificent,
919
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:54,374
ridiculous, worminfested Monica.
920
00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:57,207
She died.
921
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,874
We watched her die.
922
00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:01,749
And then
we put her in the ground.
923
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:04,499
We buried some drugs with her,
924
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:05,500
but that's neither here
nor there.
925
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:08,082
And then we dug her up.
926
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:10,916
But two bags of meth...
927
00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:13,541
plus nine grand and a hot tub?
928
00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:15,333
That's all we've got.
929
00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,708
That's it.
930
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:21,291
And now
she's six feet under again.
931
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:27,082
And if you come near
my family, Eric,
932
00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:28,708
as God as my witness,
933
00:46:28,709 --> 00:46:31,750
I will bury you with her.
934
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,291
Are we clear?
935
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:44,500
Yeah. We're clear.
936
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:21,792
Thanks... Francis.
937
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:13,249
Did you have a chance
to reconsider
938
00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:14,041
my friends' application?
939
00:48:14,042 --> 00:48:17,207
I did not have that chance, Mel.
940
00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:21,874
I was dealing with a...
family situation.
941
00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:25,541
And I was too busy texting Bahir
942
00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:27,916
and discovering
your bedbug bullshit.
943
00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:28,917
So?
944
00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:35,207
So...
945
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:39,708
I've been trying to be... nice.
946
00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:42,249
Been trying to be mature.
947
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:45,250
Trying to rise above
my station in life.
948
00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:50,582
But if you wanna
go ghetto on me...
949
00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:54,041
I will beat you at that game
every fucking time.
950
00:48:57,458 --> 00:48:59,249
So, you're gonna call Bahir
951
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:03,416
and tell him
that you were lying.
952
00:49:03,417 --> 00:49:05,624
'Cause if you don't...
953
00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:08,249
I'll fill your bed
with real bedbugs
954
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:12,916
just so I have an excuse
to burn all your shit
955
00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:15,457
in the street.
956
00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:17,040
And then I'll evict you
957
00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:21,124
so that I can double your rent.
958
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,333
'Cause you don't scare me.
959
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,333
We clear?
960
00:49:36,959 --> 00:49:40,290
All right, baby.
You can do this.
961
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,041
I'm right here.
962
00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:56,082
Hello? Hello?
963
00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:57,833
- Is anybody there?
- Who is it?
964
00:49:57,834 --> 00:50:00,165
Hello?
965
00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:03,958
Um... I was...
966
00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:05,082
found at a gas station...
967
00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:08,666
Outside of Skokie, Illinois,
968
00:50:08,667 --> 00:50:10,541
when I was two years old.
969
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:13,958
That was about... 30 years ago.
970
00:50:13,959 --> 00:50:15,165
And I...
971
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:16,499
My God, it's Bart!
972
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:17,749
What?
973
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:19,499
Bart, is that you?
974
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,750
I think it's Bart. My God.
975
00:50:25,542 --> 00:50:29,332
I'm Bart?
976
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:30,333
I'm Bart from Kentucky.
977
00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:33,625
Is that you?
Bart, are you there?
978
00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:09,290
Well, shit.
979
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:23,666
Svetlana Fisher.
980
00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:38,749
Spasibo.
981
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:58,040
Hey.
982
00:51:58,041 --> 00:51:59,958
Okay, you don't have to
go to rehab, 'cause...
983
00:51:59,959 --> 00:52:02,708
we brought rehab to you.
984
00:52:02,709 --> 00:52:05,916
Go away.
985
00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:07,958
- No, look.
- Hey.
986
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:11,791
I'm not let you just roll over
and die, all right?
987
00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:13,541
We're just gonna
tell you our stories,
988
00:52:13,542 --> 00:52:15,499
- see if you relate.
- Yeah.
989
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,958
Brad can tell you about the time
990
00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,290
he almost killed his girlfriend,
991
00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:20,749
and, Dan has some surprising
992
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:22,666
hookingfordrugs stories.
993
00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:25,082
It's good stuff.
994
00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:27,541
Didn't know AA made house calls.
995
00:52:27,542 --> 00:52:29,874
Yeah. Think of us like,
996
00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:32,250
foulmouthed Jehovah's Witnesses.
997
00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:37,165
You don't have to do anything
but listen, all right?
998
00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:39,165
Can I drink while I listen?
999
00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,624
Not a problem.
1000
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,249
Go up with the hips.
1001
00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,750
Go left, right...
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