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- [chorus singing]
- [birds chirping]

[narrator] This is the story of Alejandro.

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- [choir singing]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

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[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[narrator] His mother was an artist.

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[narrator] And he was her project.

She gave him everything.

So, he wished for everything.

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[eerie voice] Ale…

[eerie voice] Ale…

Alejandro!

[Dolores winces]

Hijo!

Ale!

Alejandro!

[narrator] But she had a recurring dream…

[Dolores] Ale!

…of Alejandro wearing all blue…

[Dolores] Hijo!

…leaving the safe world she created,

where he'd face the dangers
she tried so hard to keep him from.

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[choir singing in foreign language]

Hi, hi, hello, hi.

Uh, my name is Alejandro.

I am originally from El Salvador,

but I live in New York now.

Um, and I have a lot of ideas for toys.

Toys these days are wonderful,

but they are a little bit
too preoccupied with, um,

uh… fun.

Um, I have a few ideas
for toys that include

a doll that is kind of like a Barbie,

except she has her little fingers crossed

behind her back.

This, I believe, will add
much tension and intrigue

to any Dream House.

Life can't be all parties.

[gentle orchestral music]

And my personal favorite,
smartphones for Cabbage Patch dolls

displaying their uniquely
complicated lives.

Like Marjorie, for instance.

She should have a little picture
of a spot inside of her mouth,

which she's texting to a friend

because she's worried
that it might be something.

Something bad.

I am career-oriented,

uh, detail-focused,

and enjoy, uh, teamwork.

[narrator] Alejandro did not get the job.

It was as if he had sent
his dreams into a void.

And the void replied with an e-mail?

Signed by no one in particular.

Sent by a mysterious
"do not reply" address.

So, what's exciting about FreezeCorp

is that we are the only
cryogenics facility in the world

that tends exclusively to artists.

[narrator] And so he got a job
at FreezeCorp, a cryogenics facility

which got him a work visa
to stay in the United States.

[quirky music]

Alejandro thinks of his job
as a long, careful,

but steady course.

[shoes squeak]

At the end of it,
there is a job at Hasbro.

At FreezeCorp, he was
assigned to Bobby Asencio…

[keypad beeps]

…an unknown painter,

who exclusively did paintings of eggs.

They're not eggs. They're hope.

They are a promise,

possibilities,

a mystery.

What's inside the egg?

I don't know.

Is it a hen?

Is it a hen with a tragic life
or a beautiful life?

I don't know. I don't know this hen.

You get me, right, Elizabeth?
I could feel that you get me.

[narrator] His wife, Elizabeth,
was an art critic.

When Bobby was diagnosed
with terminal cancer in 1996,

she decided to keep every piece of paper
he ever touched,

becoming the guardian of his legacy.

In the ultimate act of perseverance,
Bobby chose to freeze himself.

[Bobby] I'm going to the future.

I'm going on a long, long journey.

I don't know what awaits me,

but maybe people
will understand my eggs there.

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- [choir singing]

[freezer buzzing]

[narrator] There is no data that suggests
that Bobby will ever get into the future.

Legally, this company
provides a form of euthanasia.

But that's just on paper.

In practice, if you are
approved for "euthanasia,"

you drink our patented CryoPreserve,

and then brr! Your organs get a big chill.

And you go to sleep.

Our scientists are working
around the clock

to one day discover
how to bring our patients back.

[narrator] Life had told Bobby, "No."

Instead of accepting that,
he did the implausible.

He froze himself,

so he could hopefully
come back and try again.

Alejandro found this inspiring.

After all, he immigrated
to the most competitive place on Earth,

in hopes to become
a world-famous toy designer.

[Alejandro] A slinky that simply
refuses to go downstairs.

Forcing the child to go on
the journey, step by step.

The joy comes not
from watching something happen,

but by achieving it.

[painting thuds]

[camera shutter clicks]

- [machine buzzes loudly]
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[generator beeping]

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- [singers vocalizing]

[receptionist] Alejandro?

[machine loading]

Hi.

Was the backup disconnected?

Um…

What?

Was the backup disconnected?

The backup is currently connected.

Uh-huh.

All right.

We-We're closing up.

[keypad beeps]

- [Sharon] I was just suggesting--
- [Elizabeth] I sign them.

She's here.

Brace yourself.

[Elizabeth] Sign a contract
without reading it?

Like some teenager getting
a phone at MetroPCS?

[Sharon] No, I know…
I know you read the contract,

- which is why I'm surprised--
- [Elizabeth] What's the limit?

A limit to what?

A limit to the amount of times
you're going to hike the prices.

Or am I and my poor, frozen husband
going to be held to ransom indefinitely?

Hello.

Hi.

This is Alejandro.
He is the archivist assigned to Bobby.

Oh.

Hi… Hi, Elizabeth,
it's so nice to meet you

and put a… and put a face to the name.

Oh, it's very nice
to meet you too, Alejandro.

You're doing a wonderful job.

Yes, I would like to think

that the astronomical hike in prices
for the Deluxe package

might benefit you in some way,

but I suppose your bosses
are just gobbling up the profits.

Nobody's gobbling up anything,
it is, uh, simple inflation.

We're now getting a lecture on economics
from the good doctor here.

Pace University, was it?

Hmm. Uh, yes, but it is in the contract
as per the signed…

We can… How about…
How about we chat in my office?

Shall we?

- Sharon?
- Yes.

The backup generator was disconnected.

[Sharon] What?

What?

[receptionist whispering indistinctly]

[rhythmic drumming]

[singer vocalizing]

[Sharon] Alejandro, will you, uh,
stop by my office tomorrow?

Um, yeah. Yes.

What did you…
What did you wanna talk about?

- [footsteps approaching]
- Let's talk tomorrow.

I didn't realize
I was interrupting a meeting.

Shall I get you a coffee?

Oh… [chuckles forcedly] …no.

[footsteps departing]

[narrator] Faced with a challenge,

Alejandro called his mother.

Dolores was always ready
to solve his problems.

[water patters]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[clock ticking]

[phone beeping]

Ale!

[automated voice speaking
foreign language]

What are you talking about?

I didn't eat your fucking Oreos,
you fucking wiener.

[door closes]

Hey, good night.

[Spray] Good night.

Can I have some though?

[person] No!

[Spray] Please?

[person] Get your own.

[narrator] That night,

Dolores was supposed
to work on a monument proposal

on the subject of
"the Salvadorian artist."

But instead, she thought about Ale.

[clock ticking]

Her delicate little creation.

[soft music]

[footsteps approaching]

Hi, good morning.

- Morning.
- [Alejandro] Uh, you wanted to talk to me?

Uh, yes, can I have
a moment to get settled?

[door opens]

[water bubbling]

[Sharon sighs]

Okay, you can come in.

[Sharon clears throat]

[Alejandro] How are you?

Great.

How are you?

I'm good.

- [Sharon] Okay.
- Excited to have this check-in.

[inhales] Alejandro,

this is really hard,

- but, um--
- Oh, no.

But, unfortunately, given the incident,

we can't continue having you
as a part of this team.

But nothing happened.

The backup generator was unplugged.

And the subject could have been at risk.

But nothing happened.

That is like removing all
the fire extinguishers from a building.

And then putting them back
before there's a fire.

It's more like parking
in front of a fire hydrant.

For which you get a ticket.
[chuckles forcedly]

B… But why?

If there was no actual fire--

- I-I, but, uh…
- We proved that

it's an honest mistake
and it wasn't your intention

and that you won't do it again.

I… I mean, don't you think--

Uh, my thoughts don't count.

You just would… You would.

- [Alejandro] But--
- You would get a ticket.

- But if you don't employ me--
- We know.

Then, you do know, okay.

But… But then I don't…
I don't have a work visa.

We know.

If I don't have a work visa,
then I can't be here.

We know.

Who is "we"?

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- [clock ticking]

[Sharon] We here at FreezeCorp.

[Alejandro] Look,
I just need a little bit more time

because I'm already applying
for this other job at Hasbro

that I'm really excited about.

No disrespect to… to FreezeCorp and the…

- the FreezeCorp family.
- [Sharon] Uh… Uh--

[Alejandro] Or…
Or I can do this part-time.

- [Sharon] Alejandro, I--
- [Alejandro] Or as an intern.

- [Sharon] Alejandro…
- [Alejandro] Or whatever you--

[Sharon] Listen, I have to go.

[Elizabeth] No more archive.
What a terrible shame.

[Sharon] Elizabeth, I am not--

[Elizabeth] You'll keep his corpse frozen
or you're gonna throw that out as well?

[Sharon] We are simply moving Bobby

from the Deluxe Chamber with archive
to the Basic as per your--

[Elizabeth] And will you
simply help me take his archive

to the dumpster?

Or must I break my back doing that myself?

[Sharon] No one is going to be moving--

Don't you belittle me!

You middle of the road,
middle, middle, middle

middle, middle manager!

[Sharon] Working around the clock
to one day discover…

Hi.

[Sharon] …how to bring our patients back.

Hello.

Cannot believe that woman!

Screaming at me like that.

Threatening to throw Bobby's body out.

Did you see that?

I'm very grateful to you, by the way,

for helping me like this.

[Elizabeth grunts, huffs]

What were we thinking?

And what are we supposed to do
with all this stuff anyway?

I can see Bobby's going
to wake up in the future

and his wife is going to
throw away all his things!

I don't think you need
to throw anything out.

He didn't leave an insane amount of stuff.

I… I would argue you never needed
that big space to begin with.

So, why don't you just make room
for it somewhere else?

I don't suppose you would

have any time
for a little side project, would you?

[pipe hissing]

[Alejandro] What do you
normally use this space for?

[Elizabeth] Oh, I live here.

Oh.

I live, uh, part of the year here,

part of the time in Maine,

and part of the time in Asheville.

Did you hear the way she screamed at me?

How do you put up with her?

Did she ever yell at you?

Well, I… as it turns out,
I got… I got laid off.

Oh, Alejandro!

That woman, she is out to ruin us all!

And she's a thief, as well, you know.

Um, well, sure.

And she doesn't listen to reason.
I put up quite a fight.

Thank you.

- Thank you for--
- Thank you.

For the job and the memories…

But mainly, she… they didn't
wanna sponsor me anymore.

I'm actually from El Salvador.

Oh, El Salvador?

Pupusas?

Yes.

And those, uh, nuns
they killed in the '80s, yes.

R-Right.

So now, I'm looking for… for a new job.

Oh, you are?

That will maybe sponsor me.

[Elizabeth] Oh.

Well, I'm not sure I could,
uh, offer anything formal.

But, uh, maybe freelance?

And, uh, then we could see?

[Elizabeth's voice echoes indistinctly]

And then we…

Did you use FileMaker Pro at the facility?

No, we used Google Sheets.

[laughs] No, no, you can't… you can't
compare that to FileMaker Pro.

[narrator] It's basically the same,

except FileMaker is harder to use
and not free.

Do you know FileMaker Pro?

Yeah, I love it.

Oh, my goodness, that's splendid.

Oh, yes.

My, uh, former assistant,
Celeste, she ran away with an Italian,

and I could not even begin to tell you,

but anyway, she had this bright idea
of setting up a database

so that I could keep a track
of all Bobby's paintings

wherever they were,
you know, two over here,

couple over here in this gallery,

and to have a sense of order
to have a sense of perspective.

I mean, FileMaker is the Cadillac
of archival software, you know,

recommended by Gagosian,
recommended by the Whitney,

and apparently very, very easy to set up.

And that's what she promised me.

And that's what she failed to deliver.

Because the thing about…
[chuckling bitterly] …Celeste of course,

is that she was on drugs.

Oh, no.

She was constantly coming in
with dirty shoes,

always in the alleys.

You know, that's a very, very clear sign.

And the whole thing just didn't work!

None of the databases matched.

Any assistant of mine will have to come up
to Maine a fair bit.

Do you garden?

Oh, I… I could garden.

Oh, that's great,
so you can drive us up there.

Oh, no, I… I don't know how to drive.

I'm looking now
for the pictures of the begonias,

you'll see them
when you drive us up there.

But the begonias this year
were so beautiful,

and the sweet peas' just beginning,

just the little shoots starting.

And I think next year,
the pinks particularly…

Oh, my goodness,
where are these photographs?

I'm really thinking that
I couldn't have seen these photographs.

Oh, my goodness me,
this software drives me insane.

I can never, ever find what you want,
and it's so hard on the nails.

They said it's likely
to be in the Dropbox now.

Now, we-we-we maybe
in the… [groans] …iCloud.

[groans] How do you get
into the iCloud thing?

They told me once, and it made no sense!

Where are these photographs? [groaning]

Let me, if--

[Elizabeth] You know,
when you're looking for something

- and you can never find it.
- May… May I--

I want someone to invent the thing

where you say, "Look for the photograph
of the blooms,"

and then suddenly there are,
and, they probably have,

but nobody's told me about it.

I bet I can help you with that.

No, no, no, Alejandro.

They say it's simple,
let's hear from them, how simple it is!

Right this minute.

I was on with them
most of the day yesterday.

[call ringing]

[automated voice] Apple Support.

To securely verify your identity--

No, none of those options.

[automated voice] In a few words,
please tell me why you're calling.

[Elizabeth] Human.

Thank you for contacting Apple.

- [Elizabeth] Human being.
- Please hold for an Apple advisor…

[automated voice continues
speaking indistinctly]

[Elizabeth] No, none of those options. No.

Other.

Other. Other.

[service rep] Hello, ma'am.
Are you still there?

Well, of course, I'm here.
Where else will I be?

You've been holding me hostage
on this call.

- I need my photographs.
- [service rep] Ma'am.

[Elizabeth] You're holding up
an important meeting!

Uh, I'm sorry about the hold.

But w… w… where are…
where are my photographs?

You've hidden them again,
you've hidden them from me!

Your… Your pictures
should be on the Photos app.

[Elizabeth] Well, I deleted them
because you told me

that there would be a back up
in the Cloud!

What is the Cloud anyway?
I don't understand!

They wouldn't just
disappear like that, ma'am.

Stop interrupting me! Listen!

I need my photographs.

You… You've hidden them from me,
you keep hiding things from me.

Where are my photographs?

You have erased my memories.
[voice echoing]

- [tense music]
- [singer vocalizing]

And if that isn't enough,

I was forced to switch to voice memos
instead of texting!

Because your tiny, tiny, tiny keyboard
is too bloody small.

Well, you can enlarge the keyboard.

Don't interrupt me!

[service rep gasps]

I want to text with my fingers!

[alarm beeping]

[person speaking foreign language]

[Ms. Fuentes speaking foreign language]

[person speaking foreign language]

[singers vocalizing]

[clock ticking]

[sighs wearily] Uh, Alejandro Martinez.

Yes, hi. That's me.

- [person] Mr. Khalil's ready for you.
- Thank you.

[chorus sings ominously]

All right, so,
you got to get another sponsor.

Pronto, rapido.

What happened to the toy people?

They won't hire you?

I don't know.

I mean, t-t-they're just not going
to be taking applications for a while.

Okay, okay, look,
you… you don't have a while.

You have a month to find someone
to co-sign your visa,

and if you don't,
you have to leave the US.

[clock ticking]

Yeah, I-I… I've been working on that,

I-I started freelancing for this lady,

um, she's, um…

[chorus sings]

…well, whatever, it'll just be
a few hours here and there.

Also today?

Well… [chuckles] …that's rapido.

You think this lady can sponsor you?

I… I mean, we'll see.

"We'll see."

Well, that's a better slogan for us.

We'll see.

Look, other thing is,
you can't take money right now.

Hope this lady's not paying you.

W-What do you mean?

You can't take money
till they officially sponsor you.

[doorknob rattling]

[suspenseful music]

[narrator] The rules of the game
are as follows:

First, he must find a sponsor
for a work visa,

then he must submit it
by paying application and lawyer fees

totaling up to around $6,000.

And only then,
is Alejandro allowed to earn money.

Money, that he needs
so he can submit his application

to, well, earn money.

And he must do it before the fall
of the last grain of sand.

The maze is impossible to navigate,

unless of course,
he's willing to bend the rules.

Cash.

You need cash.

[train rumbling]

[person] Craigs…

[inhales deeply] …list.

[heart thumping]

[exhales] Craigslist…

[eerie ambient music]

Craigs…

list.

[creature bleating]

Despair,

confusion,

misguided journeys,

IKEA BILLY bookcase.

This is Craigslist.

Alejandro. Come on,
we're going to this shitty party.

Oh, I… I can't come. But thank you.

Why not? Just come.

This invite said it was an
"all white party" so I'm going in all red.

It's gonna be at this shitty loft,
and everyone there sucks.

Um, thank you,
but I have a lot of stuff to do.

I… I just have to solve this mess.

Okay, well, I'll text you
if it ends up being fun.

Let's go weenie.

Bowflex.

No bed bugs, clean Bowflex.

Um, no, that's okay, just… just jobs?

Marketing Associate.

No, something more cash.

[grunts] It is the gigs you seek.

Exactly, yes.

Cleaning boy kink…

Oh, um, any… anything else?

Sell salon packages,
make up to $200 an hour.

Yes. Yes! Yes, perfect!

[bicycle wheel creaking]

Hi, can I ask you a question
about your hair?

Hi, quick question about your hair?

Okay…

Hi, can I ask you a question
about your hair?

[cell phone buzzing]

[Elizabeth] Alejandro, this is Elizabeth,

speaking to you as if
from a walkie-talkie,

since that man told me
I could not enlarge the keyboard.

This is so last minute,

but could you meet me in 20 minutes?

[door bell chimes]

I'm late. I'm… I know I'm late,
I'm so late, I don't know, how late am I?

- Oh, that's okay.
- Can you move the table so I can get in?

- Oh, yeah.
- It's a little bit of a squeeze.

- [groans]
- Great.

- Yes, well, I've--
- How are you?

I've just been held up.
The other people holding me up all day.

- Oh, no.
- Obstacles, obstacles.

I went to the upholster, you know,
for the little bench under the window?

- The… The nook?
- The nook! The nook, yeah.

Exactly, very good.

Yeah, so I was getting some new,
um, cushions made, you know,

and I went to pick them up,
and they're horrible!

- They're awful.
- Oh, no.

They're red velvet, if you can imagine.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

I've been waiting for a very long time.
Uh, is something going on?

- Are you closed?
- No, um, I'm sorry.

Do you… Do you know what you'd like?

I'd like this charged.

Red velvet. Who am I?
Cleopatra, lying around eating grapes?

She said that I had picked it.

As if.

Uh, they have a… they have a
goat cheese salad that looks good.

Oh, this menu… What is it with walnuts?

Walnuts, walnuts, walnuts.

It's like a cafe for squirrels.

Uh, the walnuts,
they go very nicely with the salad.

Do I look like I need educating
on fine cuisine?

Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't saying that.

Don't scream at me.

Uh, I wasn't. [chuckles]

I'll… I'll have the goat cheese salad.

But is it possible
to do it with no cheese?

Yeah.

Awesome.

Um, oh, well, all right.

I'll have the same thing.
But I'll have it with cheese.

And, uh… And uh,

an iced tea,

please.

Awesome.

They like it when you say "please."

It's like giving them a little morsel
for them to nibble on.

Don't you like goat's cheese?

Oh, no. I'm… I'm… I'm vegan.

Oh.

Who else is vegan?

Um, I don't know.

Um, uh, a lot of people--

Bill Gates.

Someone awful.

[Elizabeth] Extortionate.

I mean, one of the most horrible lunches

I've had for a long time,
and not for the first time.

I am vowing never to come here again.

Uh, how many paintings
is the gallery returning?

Oh, uh, they never understood
Bobby's work, Alejandro,

that's the truth of it.

The poor paintings,

they used to sit in the back room,

and they'd never made any
attempt to market them.

Um, but there's interest now.

Yeah.

- I, um… I bet.
- That's the thing.

Having a young man of your intelligence,

who now has an insight
into Bobby's working methods, uh,

I truly believe that together,
we could curate a show.

Oh!

- Yes.
- Right?

And I mean, curators have no imagination.

I mean, none of them see what I see.

Yeah.

[Elizabeth] But if we do
their homework for them--

We could pitch it around even.

We could pitch it around, exactly.

Was there something wrong
with your salad, Alejandro?

Oh, no. No, no, it's fine.

It's just I can't help noticing
that they neglected to hold the cheese

as we specifically asked them to.

[waiter] Oh, I don't think
you said no cheese, uh,

I'm sorry.

We did and, uh,
this young gentleman cannot eat cheese.

It… It's… It's fine.

You tell him.

I, um… I'm vegan.

He's allergic.

- To goat cheese or--
- Everything.

Oh, I apologize.

We'll… We'll refund the salad.

Well, that's not what we want.

Uh, okay, I…

I just don't know what else I could do…
I… I can't go back in time.

Fetch somebody else
who'll say something different.

I'll get my supervisor.

Oh, you're gonna hold us hostage now?

Okay, so get my supervisor or don't?
Those are the choices.

I either get him or I don't get him.

[suspenseful music]

[pen clicking]

[dial up tone beeping]

So, Elizabeth, you… you were mentioning
pitching the show around?

- Elizabeth.
- I don't have anymore time

to waste on you.

Uh, yes,

once we have gathered the paintings,
we curate a show,

and we get a reputable gallery
to take them, you know,

Gagosian, Pace, maybe even the Whitney.

And we sell them, and pay Bobby's bills.

And if you help me do that, I promise you,

I'll sponsor you.

[triumphant music]

And we'll get your visa.

That sounds… That sounds great.

It's so simple, Alejandro.

And this is it.

This is it, the sky's the limit.

Now, let's go get those paintings.

Should Alejandro go help her?

[Celeste] She'll be right out, Elizabeth.

How's everything going, Celeste,
since you worked for me?

Your skin looks better.

Thank you.

And how are you? Are… Are you okay?

Well, there is no colored ink
in the Epson.

And no cartridge.

Mmm.

The Epson.

I was always intrigued
by your insistence on us having an Epson.

You swore by them, so you said,

and then you chose the most
expensive cartridge on the market,

and then lo and behold, suddenly gone

in a puff of smoke,

flown to Italy, and I could
never quite work out

how you managed to fund
that particular escapade.

So you think I broke into your house,

stole an ink cartridge,

bought a plane ticket,

flew to Italy and paid for my Master's

by presenting them with ink?

Easy, Celeste.

Remember your skin.

Oh, I thought you had five.

We already returned two.

Oh, the database is in such disarray,

- I mean, nobody can find anything.
- [Celeste breathing deeply]

Alejandro's going to
have to sort it all out.

He's, uh, helping me curate
an exhibition, by the way.

- [Celeste] An exhibition?
- Hmm.

A solo show, just Bobby's eggs?

Do I have to speak slower?

Good luck with that.

Maybe a Marriott breakfast buffet

will show some interest if you're lucky.

Oh! [chuckles sardonically]

Now she has taste.

Just try a pseudonym this time

if you're going to write your
husband a glowing review.

[Bobby] Everyone's laughing at me.

They think I slept with you for exposure.

[Elizabeth] Don't scream at me.

They hate my eggs.

[Elizabeth] Bobby,
I was just trying to help.

Well, she was…
she was on something, right? [chuckles]

Drugs.

Drugs and vodka.

She reeked of it.

I mean, I…
I can smell it all the way from here.

Thank you for all of your help.

You're probably thinking,
"What am I doing,

running around with a crazy lady?"

No, I…

I… I enjoy working with you.

Where are my bloody keys?

I wouldn't put it past
her for taking them.

I mean, she was always taking things
when she was with me.

I'm not going back there!

No, here. Let's open your bag,
and we'll search for everything,

and we'll… we'll put
every item here, one by one.

- And we'll find it like that.
- Oh.

- One by one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Good thinking.
- Um-Um-Um, I'll hold this

- while you take this out.
- All right. Huh.

- That's good. Very, very good.
- One by one.

One by one. One by one.

Is it any of these?

No.

You know, people are always asking me,

"Elizabeth, why don't you relax?

Why are you always so tense?

Why are you always obsessing
about Bobby and…"

You know, they don't know what it is

to really want something, you know?

To really, you know, be on a mission,

all… all out there.

Alone.

[enchanting music]

[narrator] Bobby met Elizabeth
at a show at his commune.

He was feeling down
because his work did not make the show.

He felt invisible.

Until she came in.

[Elizabeth] Make your own rules up…

You invited… You invited me!

Late?

[Bobby] Excuse me, ma'am.

No smoking in here.

Ma'am?

[narrator] He could tell
no one understood her.

Just like no one understood his eggs.

He invited her upstairs
to show her his paintings.

[Bobby] What do you think?

That's beautiful.

[Bobby] This one I call "A Shy Egg".

Oh.

His cousin,

"Intellectual Egg".

[Elizabeth chuckles] Oh, right.

Oh.

And that one is "Eggs for Dinner".

[Elizabeth] Ah.

I want people who don't even like art
to see the hope, the mystery,

the beauty, and one day be like…

- [snaps fingers]
- …Ding!

I dream of having my own show.

Hmm?

"13 Eggs".

"13 Eggs".

Yeah, but no one likes them.

[narrator] The unlikely pair
became a love for the ages.

She saw him,

and he didn't walk away.

I wanna tell you
that I called the company today.

And they said they're
gonna send a syringe,

and you will have to inject me.

[gasps] No.

Don't look at me like that's weird, okay?

You're gonna have to inject me
so you can freeze my inside

as I slowly die.

Okay.

I know this is not fair to you.

And it's really, really expensive.

But we could cover the fees
if we sell some more paintings.

We'll make it work!

Oh!

Aha!

I'll make sure of it.

We have… We'll sell your paintings.

Gonna have to paint some bigger eggs.

[soft music]

[Elizabeth] How are the shelves coming?

[objects clattering]

Uh, great.

I just think that we have
the wrong screws, maybe.

I think we need to put that Blue Egg
back where we had it before,

because we need to finish
with something very strong.

- Okay.
- I am not now…

I'm not sure now about whether
any of this is gonna work.

[sighs] God, I'm not sure.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Well, what about…

ending it with this one?

Oh, no, Alejandro! Not that one!

That's so unresolved.

Look at that egg,
it's just like negative space.

Bobby didn't even sign it!

I know, I know, but… but,

there's just something that feels so
hopeful and optimistic about it.

Even if it's so messy

and… and unresolved.

It's… I don't know, it just feels so,
so Bobby, in a way.

[chimes ringing]

[Alejandro] I happen to like
the later work.

When it… When it's just
at its most erratic and optimistic.

[enchanting music]

I think it's because they
were made to fund his journey.

They were made with the intention
of waking him up.

With the hope that he would
wake up in the future.

And that way, the show
doesn't end with an ending,

but with a, "to be continued."

"To be continued."

I like that. [laughs]

Yeah, like his life.

"13 Eggs".

- "13 Eggs".
- Yeah.

- Why did you say that?
- 'Cause he wrote that in his sketchbook.

"13 Eggs"! Yeah, "13 Eggs".

That was Bobby's dream show.

- That was the exhibition he always wanted.
- Well, then, let's call it that.

That's it! That's our show.

Oh, Alejandro, that is brilliant.

That… You are brilliant.

That is perfectly… We have it.

We have the concept.

We just need to track down
the rest of his paintings

and find the final piece,
and then we have the show.

So, if you can add this
one into the FileMaker now.

And then we can have a
fully comprehensive list.

[dramatically scary music]

So, you go and, uh, enter in the database,
so that it all syncs,

that way I have access
to the exact same database

from here or the iPad, or in Maine.

You absolutely have to
make it all sync up,

so there will, at long last, be order.

Can you show it to me? Show it to me now.

- [tense music]
- [singer vocalizing]

There's no reason
to overwhelm the software at this point,

with excess information like that.

- Oh.
- It's a very delicate system.

- Powerful, but delicate.
- [Elizabeth] Oh, right. Okay.

[lilting music]

Craigslist. [hissing]

[person] Wait in line
for the new iPhone, $60.

[inhales] Teach me to use
Twitter so I can be famous!

$100.

$20, untangle my necklace. [hissing]

Clean the windows.

Paint the wall.

Wake me up at three a.m.
to make my flight.

[chorus vocalizing]

[Alejandro] A toy truck
with a tire that slowly deflates.

Children must play knowing
that they're running out of time.

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[person] Coat check
at Lower East Side night club,

$75 plus tips.

Give me my coat, man.

I lost the ticket, but
I told you it's black.

- Black?
- Yes, black.

[narrator] And while
Alejandro confronted things

he never thought he'd face,

Dolores faced a challenge of her own.

Not being able to help.

[gentle orchestral music]

Felicity just got a Venmo request

for the California Roll
she had with Marjorie

two weeks ago on a playdate.

A blow she didn't see coming.

[bell dings]

Hi, can I ask…

So sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hi, can I ask you a question
about your hair?

Have you ever wondered
how to get salon-quality for 50…

[voice from cell phone
speaking indistinctly]

So, I was wondering
should I, like, send you an invoice or…

- or how does that work?
- Yeah.

How many have you sold?

Oh, um,

I think I haven't, yet.

But the, uh…

the Craigslist ad said $200 an hour?

Yeah, if you sold something.

[Alejandro] But it…
it gave an hourly rate.

[narrator] The promise
was riddled with trickery.

[discordant music]

But I… I've worked at least,

like, 10 hours.

I need to get paid.

Look, man. You're barely speaking up,
you're whispering to these ladies.

Look at these two over here.

Hey, ladies.

I like that jacket.

That's yellow, right?

Yeah, Just a real quick
question about your hair.

[foreboding music]

[Elizabeth laughs]

[Bingham] Not front row, I hope.

Oh, Bingham,
this is the magnificent Alejandro,

I've been telling you about.

This is Bingham…

[bell tolls]

…he's our newest…
well, our first foundation intern.

Oh.

And-And he gardens.

And uh, what's even better,
he's gonna drive me up to Maine.

Oh, great!

Hey there, Ale.

He's a very clever boy.

He's at Columbia, I've known him
since he was a tiny, tiny tot.

[Bingham chuckles]

Uh, his father is a very,
very, uh, important collector.

Oh, wow.

[narrator] Bingham's father forced him
to take the internship

after he wrecked the car.

And I have other talents too.

- I'm not implying any nepotism.
- Mm-hmm.

And what I should have mentioned is
he knows FileMaker Pro.

Oh, good.

[chuckles] No. No, no.

I said I might be able to figure out
FileFinder Pro.

More importantly, Ale,
what is this lady doing

not using Google Sheets?

Oh, I mean, FileMaker Pro
is the Cadillac of archival software.

That's what we say.

That is, that's the truth of it.

And look, he… he put up the shelves.

[Bingham] Oh, yeah.

And you did have the right screws.

Oh, are you sure?

Uh, yes, it's just drywall.

What kind of screws did
you think you'd need?

Well, hopefully, it doesn't fall off
in the middle of the night, right?

She's been having trouble sleeping, so…

Oh. I think it'll be okay,
Alejandro. [chuckles]

Um, anyway, I have to go.

I have a hot date,

uh, with a photographer… [chuckles]

…who wants to take my picture.

Well, have a wonderful time.
Don't keep him waiting.

Tell your mother I sent my love.

- And kisses.
- [Alejandro] Bye.

- Bye.
- I'll see you soon.

- Yup.
- Yeah.

[Elizabeth] A breath of fresh air.

What a team.

You two are going
to have a lot of fun in Maine.

Blue.

Blue.

I know which…

I know which painting we're missing.

Oh, which one?

Blue…

"Egg on Yellow Satin".

The… The egg is blue?

No, no, no, no! The egg is gray!

"Blue… Egg on Yellow Satin".

- [Alejandro] Where is it?
- She has it. She's got it.

Look for it, look.

[soft music]

[narrator] She was Dalia,

Bobby's most promising student.

Now this is your best egg.

It's brilliant.

[sighs] I'm so jealous.

[Bobby] This will look great
at your place.

Okay.

She stole it.

That's our 13th egg.

Without it, there is no show.

[narrator] Elizabeth immediately noticed
that the painting was gone.

And Bobby came clean
about giving it to Dalia as a gift,

to which Elizabeth said--

That pathetic tramp stole it.

[narrator] They never even spoke
about the affair.

Well, the good news is
that we have so many other fantastic--

No, no, no,
we need "Blue Egg on Yellow Satin".

I know, but given that we don't have--

What, I can't have "Blue
Egg on Yellow Satin"?

Well, have you tried reaching out?

I screamed as much as I could!

Right, right.

I don't know, the whole thing
seems like a terrible idea.

What, the show?

[ominous music]

Well, I said to her, "Name your price."

And… And what she wanted was an apology.

She wanted an apology from me!

An apology for what?

An apology for I don't know what!

[narrator] "Messy, Unresolved
Nightmarish Interiors by Dalia Park.

Spoiled an Otherwise Fantastic Show
at Columbia University"

by Elizabeth Asencio.

I can't deal with these people, Alejandro.

It's not healthy for me,
it's not good for me.

No, no, we're not doing the show.

[foreboding music]

[glass breaking]

[chorus singing]

I can't do a pro bono, kid.

Why are we even talking?

Has this lady agreed to sponsor you?

[Alejandro] Um, not… not… not yet,
but I'm working on it.

And even if it does work out,

I-I have to pay for half
of your fees upfront, right?

Listen, uh, you need to get creative
and find a way to get that money.

- Okay?
- [Alejandro] Yes.

No, I'm… I'm on it.

My little Craigslist jobs
are barely keeping me afloat,

and with things at work
are getting tricky.

Hold on a sec, okay?

What's going on here?

She… [sighs] …I think she won't let us
mail her the notice.

No!

No. [speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro] "No, no, I already told you
I don't have a permanent home address."

[person speaking foreign language]

"Sometimes I stay with my cousins,

sometimes I stay with my Mom
if she's sick."

[person speaking foreign language]

"My mail gets lost there."

[person speaking foreign language]

"It's better for me
to pick up the documents here."

Okay, we can do that.

Okay, listen.

I'm going to get started
with the paperwork.

But make yourself
indispensable to this lady.

As for the money, well,
how much is your rent?

[siren wailing]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[dial tone beeping]

[person] You have a message.

Do you wish to speak into Craigslist?

[Alejandro] Yes.

[eerie music]

Speak.

[Alejandro clears throat]

Need to rent a room in Bushwick, $850.

Two roommates.

Need subletter immediately.

Hey,

what's goin' on?

This is Travis.
He's going to sublet my room.

Hey. What's going on?

Okay.

Uh, room's that way, Travis.

Um, yeah, I can't afford to make rent

and pay for the lawyers and all the other
immigration stuff, so I thought,

"Well, why don't I just sublet my room,
and sleep on the couch?"

If that's okay?

Oh, I mean, of course.

Can you just tell him to be super careful
around my baby whatever's?

Hey, uh, do you have Wi-Fi?

Yeah, uh, it's on the fridge.

I mean, this is just, like,

I keep getting these emails that are like,

"I put your necklace on,
and it immediately broke.

Can you refund me?"

And I'm like, "No. [chuckles]
Sorry." [sighs]

I mean, this sucks so much for you.

Can't you just apply to the
toy thing from your mom's?

Oh, I can only apply for it
from within the US.

So you have to stay in the US
to apply online, from within the US?

Yeah.

But it's online.

- [cell phone buzzing]
- So, like, it could be anywhere.

Oh, um, I'm sorry, I have to go.

Okay.

Just change your IP.

[objects clattering]

[lively music]

[singer vocalizing]

[doorbell buzzes]

[children laughing]

- Hi.
- Hi?

Uh, I'm looking for Dalia Park.

Yeah! I'm… I'm Dalia Park.

Oh, oh, great!

Uh, hi… Uh, my name is Alejandro Martinez.

Mm-hmm.

Uh, I work for, um, Elizabeth Asencio?

- Leave. Your boss is a monster.
- Okay.

Why do you think her husband
was handing out paintings

- to girls left and right?
- Sure.

I named my price, an apology.

That's it.

They're free, you know?

Well, actually, that's what this is.

Um, Elizabeth?

[objects clattering]

Okay.

[children chattering]

[Dalia sighs]

[Elizabeth] Dear Dalia,

I won't lie, I'm still deeply, deeply hurt
by what transpired between you and Bobby.

- [Dalia sighs wearily]
- I cannot even bring myself

to say this to your face,
and God knows that if I tried,

things would get messy, so
I wrote it down instead.

I'm not just hurt by the affair,

but for the name calling, the demonizing,

the pain that came with the fun you had.

Galleries all over downtown
referred to me as the Hydra

for many years.

I have, however,
come to realize that my retaliations

through the cruel and childish review

of your painting in the
Columbia group show was worse.

The truth is, I didn't even
bother to spend a minute

with your painting.

I did not see your work. I saw my pain.
And I weaponized it.

I understand that my venomous words

contributed to you not being
included on other shows,

causing a domino effect on your career.

You did not deserve that.

And Bobby does not deserve for his legacy
to be forgotten over my mistake either.

The painting in your possession

is the only thing keeping us
from getting Bobby a show,

which we need to get some
money to keep him frozen.

Frozen!

What a narcissist.

But you called him out on
that even before I did!

Take my sincere apology, not for me,

but for Bobby, and the
time you spent together,

which I'm now willing to
accept brought him immense joy.

I hope you've made it to the end of this
without me jumping at you

and betraying what I actually feel.

Sincerely, Elizabeth.

[Dalia sighs happily]

[singer vocalizing]

Thank you.

Can I at least read the damn thing?

- No, no.
- [printer whirring]

Mortifying.

- Well, we got the painting.
- We did.

We did, we did.

We have our 13 eggs, thank you, Alejandro.

Did you see how many children she had?

All from different fathers, clearly.

She runs a daycare.

Ah!

There he is.

Our knight in shining armor.

- Oh, me?
- Oh, you.

We'd be lugging this through the subway
if it wasn't for you.

- [cell phone buzzes]
- Oh!

Finally, you answer,

I've been waiting an hour
on this virtual queue.

[service rep] If I may please have
your name and account number.

Yes! And your name is?

Ah, she's such a nightmare.

[Elizabeth] Alonso?

[Bingham] I get it, and I do
feel bad for her but, like, yikes.

[Elizabeth] This is no way
to do business, is it?

Could she be making this
any harder on herself?

Well, I have, I've been on for days
talking to your company.

- It… It's no surprise to me--
- I don't think she's a nightmare.

[Elizabeth] …in such disarray.

Well, how much longer will it take?

- Hmm.
- [Elizabeth] Well, thank you for nothing,

it's a total waste of time.

- Shall we?
- [Bingham] Sure.

To the loft?

Uh, well, Alejandro
and the painting to the loft

and I need to get to the
MET before the Klee closes.

Okay, uh,
those are in opposite directions.

Well, the Klee closes
in an hour and a half,

and Alejandro has to get to
the loft to work urgently.

They're in opposite directions, I'm sorry.

I'm… I'm not like you Elizabeth,

I can't just bend the
rules of time and space.

Don't make me go in an Uber!

Not after all they've done.

[narrator] She's banned from the app.

Bingham can take you to the MET.

And you'll take the car to the loft.

[narrator] The car would cost him
18% of his net worth.

Looks like she's all mine.

[door closes]

[lively music]

Pathetic.

Tragic.

Could she make this any harder on herself?

What's a visa?

When I was in high school,
I probably ran over someone,

but my dad just fixed it.

[lively music continues]

Oh, hello, hello.

That show was so horribly curated,

I could only stay five minutes.

Hmm.

They're, uh… They're, uh… They're clever.

Your ideas, very clever.

Is this your dream?
Your big dream, the toys?

[chuckles nervously] Um, maybe.

Yeah.

You know, I've been
applying through this thing

called the Talent Incubator Program.

Well, you have talent.

Thank you.

Um, yeah, no, it's just complicated

because they only look at applications
once in a while

and they haven't gotten back to me.

They? Who's "they"? "They" who?

Well, "they", they, the company.

You don't get anywhere in life

if you're hoping for
answers from an entity.

Get a name and become a problem for them.

Anyway, first things first,

the show, and then your visa.

And we have a lot of work to do.

- [footsteps departing]
- [enchanting music]

Hey, what's going on?

- [switch clicking]
- [music stops]

[enchanting music continues]

[Alejandro] One of those snakes
that pop out of a can,

except this snake
comes with a little sign hanging

from its neck saying,

"I'm sorry I was trapped in this can

and scaring you was the only way out."

[pen clicking]

[singer vocalizing]

[Elizabeth] Hello, Alejandro,
this is Elizabeth, it's Saturday.

11 a.m.

Bingham and I are making
good time on the road,

he's just stopped to get some tea.

Uh, kombucha, good for
the digestion, he says.

Let me know if you have any
troubles getting in the loft.

The first gallerist arrives at one,

the Whitney at four,
let's hope they love the eggs.

I hope you're well.

Let's teach you how to drive,
so we can do this trip together next time.

You're sorely missed.

[soft synth music]

Bobby.

We did it.

We found all your paintings.

Cataloged them, and synced the databases.

We will get you your show.

Oh.

[Bingham sighs]

[Bingham sighing wearily]

- There will, at last…
- [sighs]

be order… [voice echoes]

[Bingham sighs wearily]

[computer whirring]

[computer chimes]

- [tense music]
- [singers vocalizing]

[music intensifies]

Hmm.

Thank you.

[cell phone buzzing]

Hi.

[Elizabeth] Alejandro, we need to talk.

[eerie voice] Ale.

Ale.

[Elizabeth] I just clicked
on to the database here in Maine.

Oh, okay.

And, uh, the database does not match.

[foreboding music]

On my iPad, Alejandro, it declares

that "Egg on Red Satin" is
still at the Kraushaar gallery,

when you know perfectly well
that we brought it back to the loft.

[Alejandro] Yes, I know that.

Oh, I'm sorry,
was that a different Alejandro

who brought all those paintings back
with me to the loft, having devoured

an entire salad on my dime
at, uh, Le Grainne's Cafe?

- No, no, that… that was me, I was there.
- All the salad your twin could eat!

What's so difficult about
this project, Alejandro?

No, it… it's… it's not difficult. No,
it's not, I don't think it's difficult.

[Elizabeth] I remember
distinctly asking you

to code Blue Egg as UMBIMC.

[narrator] Under My Bed In Maine Cottage.

Not UMCIMC.

[narrator] Same, but couch.

- Okay, I think… I think maybe--
- Excuse me?

- Well, I think, maybe--
- You thought maybe?

Let's just see
if you're connected to the Internet--

You think that I may not be connected
to the Internet?

Well, I don't know, I don't know

if you're connected to the Internet,
I'm not there,

- so how could I--
- Don't scream at me!

I'm not screaming.

I just… I'm just saying
if you want me to help you from here,

then you need to tell me
what's going on there.

[Elizabeth] Oh, I'm your IT now?

Oh, I see, so I suppose
since I work for you now,

it's time for me to start
misrepresenting my abilities

- at FileMaker Pro?
- No.

Do not scream at me!

[tense music]

[Alejandro breathing heavily]

How can we have a show
if the databases are a mess!

[Alejandro] No, no.
Elizabeth, let me talk.

The whole point of the… of the database
is to tell us where the paintings are.

And we know where they are,
they're right here in front of me.

- [hydra growling]
- [sword clangs]

[head thuds]

[Bobby] You could solve a problem,

but she'll come back at you with two more.

She's the Hydra.

[hydra growling echoes]

My iPad still has games on it.

You told me you'd look
into removing the app,

but then you also told me
that you knew FileMaker Pro,

so here am I with Darts on my iPad.

What? [chuckles] What?

Well, okay, okay, all right, Elizabeth,
are we talking about the databases

or are we talking about the iPad?

This is what is going to happen.

- You are going to burn a disk-
- Burn a disk?

[Elizabeth] Of the master copy
of the database in the loft.

Then you are going to make
copies of that CD-ROM,

and overnight them here,

the Asheville house and
extras at Bingham's.

- No, no, Elizabeth.
- I will want tracking numbers.

- I will corroborate--
- No, no, no.

The information matches
the information on the iPad

when I get to those computers.

[Alejandro] Let's just make sure
that you're connected to the Internet.

[Elizabeth] We can revisit
the sponsorship conversation,

once I have the disk!

Even if I did that, I'm not sure

how you would insert a CD-ROM
into your iPad.

[hydra hissing]

[Bingham] Elizabeth.
I can take a crack at it.

Bingham will take a crack at it.

No, Elizabeth.

I don't have a lot of time.

Days at this point.

Alejandro, I question
if you are ready for this job.

[ground rumbling]

Elizabeth, I'm ready.

I… I… I'll figure it out.

We're so close.

Elizabeth, please.

Okay, okay.

I'll… I'll send you the disk.

Please.

[computer whirring]

All right, that'll be 250.

$250?

[store clerk] Yup.

For overnighting these three.

You need them to get
there tomorrow, right?

[tense music]

Yes.

- [tense music]
- [singers vocalizing]

[metal clangs]

[machine beeps]

[store clerk] This fucking machine.
Do you have cash?

[tense music]

[discordant music]

But I'm sorry, that's just not
the amount I should have.

According to my calculations,

that is not the amount
I should have in my account.

[bank agent] What balance
were you expecting?

Well, I… I don't know.

Zero would be great. [chuckles]
Just… Just get me to zero.

Again, every time you overdraft,
the bank must impose a penalty of $35.

[chuckles] So, uh, what?

Like an $8 sandwich
becomes a $45 sandwich?

[bank agent] $43.

Again, that's the policy, Mr. Martinez.

But that… [winces] …that
makes absolutely no sense.

I distinctly recall making a cash deposit.

Hmm.

And that deposit was flagged
as potentially fraudulent.

So, it's on hold now.

For your protection.

Right, but then that hold
made me overdraw.

For your protection.

[chuckling bitterly] I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, but do I seem
protected right now?

Why would you let this happen?

Why not just have my card get declined?

That's not the way things work.

But that is the way things should work.

Otherwise, the bank
is just benefitting from my misfortune.

From the misfortune of people
who can't afford to make any mistakes.

From people who have no margin of error.

It's policy.

It is what it is.

No. No. Look at me.

Just look at me.

I know that you can hear me.

I know that you can hear my voice

when I tell you that I know
that this is not your fault.

You didn't do this, the bank did this.

And there is no reason for you
to be defending them to me.

Please.

Please, at this point,
I'm not even asking for my money back,

I'm just asking for you to tell me

that you agree with me,
because I know that you do.

I know that there's
still a person in there.

And I know that she can hear me.

[dramatic orchestral music]

Please.

I stand with Bank of America.

[gun firing]

[cats meowing]

[Lily] So I, like, started crying,
like, full Pisces move.

Tear, tear, tear.

So dramatic. [giggles]

[Spray] Oh my God, Alejandro.

Hey, what's up?

Um, nothing… nothing much.

Nice.

Uh, this is Lily.

Michael's GF.

She's kind of been holding court here…

[chuckles] …inviting a
lot of her friends over,

even though we're trying to
get ready to go to a thing.

[Lily] So much fun. [chuckles]

Wait, Alejandro, are you from El Salvador?

[Spray] Yeah, I was telling you
about Alejandro.

He's gonna be
the coolest toy designer at Hasbro.

I don't think you were, Spray.

I literally was, just one minute ago,
telling you.

My God.

I'm, like, always on a little trial…
[chuckles] …with you.

- [chuckles forcedly] Okay.
- Feel like I would have remembered.

But hello. [giggles]

Wait, speaking of,

have you guys seen
the Cabbage Patch things?

So funny. [Lily giggles]

What… What's the…
What's the Cabbage Patch thing?

[Lily] @HasbroOfficial posted it.

[chuckles] They, like,
gave them smartphones,

and they, like… It comes up
with a funny message like,

- "Oh, are u ghosting me?"
- [dramatic music]

"Ah, your Uber's here." So fucking funny.
Like, who thinks of that?

How did they think of that?

I love it.

- [Lily laughing]
- [suspenseful music]

[person] Craigslist…

I'm here for a… for a job
that you've shown me before.

Sell salon packages.

No.

The one I kept turning down.

[ominous music]

Cleaning boy.

That one.

[person laughing wickedly]

[person] A boy to clean my apartment.

You clean, I watch.

And then, who knows? [laughs wickedly]

I-I… I'm Alejandro.

Yeah, I know.

[Alejandro] So do you think
the buzzer was broken or…

That works.

You've done this before,

for kink, I mean?

[scoffs] Yeah.

You can drink and work.
Not precious about it.

Great.

Do the windows.

Hmm?

Hmm, mm-hmm.

[person breathing heavily]

[bottle spraying]

Um, nice… nice windows.

[person] What?

[chuckles nervously] Um,
I don't… I don't know, I'm just…

I'm just saying nice… nice windows.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

No, yeah.

[bottle spraying]

Pants off.

Hmm?

- Pants.
- Oh, yeah.

You can put 'em next to you.

Backpack too.

Oh.

Yeah.

[person breathing heavily]

[bottle spraying]

[bottle spraying]

Keep cleaning.

[bottle spraying]

Keep cleaning.

Turn and face me.

Um, while cleaning…

- [person shushing]
- …or how do you prefer…

[person breathing heavily]

I was gonna ask, "Is this okay?"

Um, uh, yeah, it's okay.

You're not freaking out?

Uh, no.

[person breathing heavily]

You're beautiful.

[Alejandro] Um, hi.
Um, my name is Alejandro Martinez.

And I applied to be a part of
the Hasbro Talent Incubator Program,

and I… and I… You…
Well, you had to turn me down,

but I know that you liked my ideas
because one of the…

one of the ideas on the application,

I… I… I just… I just wanna apply again.

And I know that there
hasn't been a lot of time,

but I'm… I'm running…
I'm running out of time.

And since you do like my ideas…
I'm s… s… sorry, what's your name?

You… You… You reading this,
do you make the decisions?

Or… Or… Or who does?

[person sighs]

[Alejandro chuckles]

'Cause if I could just talk to someone,

person to person, so…
so… so you could hear me

and I know there's rules, but just,
just give me a name.

Who do I talk to? I just, I… I just…

[phone thudding]

- [lively music]
- [all chattering]

Did you lose your keys?

[Alejandro] No, I gave them to Travis.

I don't know who that is.

[Lily] Right?

[Alejandro] He's the subletter.

He's why I can't go into the room.

Are you okay?

[Alejandro] You think
I don't want to go to parties?

You think… You think
I don't want to go to bars?

I can't… I can't even sleep.

You can go in there.
Trent's not even there right now.

[Alejandro] And I don't want him
to come back and find me in his bed.

[Spray] It's your bed.

And he's literally never even here.

[person] Yeah, yeah.

What do you mean he's never here?

I mean, I've never seen him
one single time,

and I don't know what his face looks like.

[all chattering]

[person] Oh, okay, awkward turtle.

[Elizabeth] Do you know FileMaker Pro?

- Bingham will take a crack at it…
- [Bingham] What's a visa?

[person] I'm… I'm, like,
I'm gonna just go.

[notifications chiming]

[cell phone lock clicks]

[cell phone buzzing]

Why did you want to see me, then?
What's the matter?

Uh, nothing's the matter.

Hey, um, would you be interested
in becoming a paralegal?

What, like, you mean, like, here?

[chuckles] Yes, here.

I can get you on a visa,
get you some training.

All right?

It's not rocket science.

You're a hard worker and
most of all, you're patient.

You speak Spanish, you're sane.

Uh, you seem trustworthy. [chuckles]

These are basically the requirements
for being a paralegal.

Oh.

Thank you but I-I don't
even know, um, law.

You know how to e-mail? It's just e-mails.

E-mails and… and filing.

You know, straightforward stuff.

[cell phone buzzes]

Oh, I'm… I'm sorry.
Do… Do you mind if I take this?

- It might be about work.
- Uh-huh. Go. Go, go, go, go.

[Alejandro] Uh, hello?

[Nadine] Hi, this is Nadine Moore

from the Roosevelt
Island Fine Arts Gallery.

Is this Alejandro?

Yes.

[Nadine] Hi! Oh, my God, yay!

So I got the PDF
for the show you sent out.

Sorry we hadn't replied.

I'll… I'll go straight to the point.

We were supposed
to have a show open tomorrow night,

had a lot of dealers
and, well, the community excited

but due to circumstances
out of our control, whatever…

Point is, we want the Asencio show.

We want the eggs.

We need the eggs! Insane, I know.

[chuckles] Like… Like… Like, tomorrow?

[tense music]

Where's my disk?

I suppose you'll be charging me
by the minute for this call.

I got Bobby a show.

Excuse me?

[Alejandro] A-A solo show… A-A real show.

Oh, then the New Museum called back?

- No, no, no, um--
- [Elizabeth] Well, what, then?

The… The Whitney…

- No, it's, um--
- [Elizabeth] …would like to revisit?

It's The Roosevelt Island
Fine Arts Gallery.

[tense music]

Say that again.

Elizabeth, I know
they're not as reputable--

Those people show evil Mickey Mouses
and glittery Marilyn Monroes.

Yes, that investors do
pay a lot of money for.

You lied to me!

What, okay… What lie? What is a lie?

I don't believe I have lied, Elizabeth.

You told me that you would only pitch
to real institutions!

- Nobody's gonna take us seriously now.
- [Alejandro] This is the only way.

Think of the eggs.

You're trying to destroy me,
to destroy his legacy.

You only came to me,

so that you could go
laughing off to the bank

and then scurrying off to Guatemala.

I know you're in cahoots
with these people.

And I know you want to sell
his eggs to the Chinese,

so that you can get your green card.

For what?

So that you can make
Barbies for Toys-R-Us?

Well, don't bother!

Don't you worry your pretty little head.

I am fine.

[choral music]

I don't need you.

I have something better.

I have Bingham.

[suspenseful music]

[sword clatters on ground]

[Alejandro] Do you think
he gives a shit about you?

Do you think he gives a shit
about Bobby or any of this?

[choral music]

You are not from the same universe.

He has no idea what it's like
to desperately want something.

He knows FileMaker Pro.

No one knows shit about FileMaker Pro.

[tense percussive music]

[singer vocalizing]

He's helping with the website.

He knows all about the widgets.

You know nothing of widgets.

Why are you bringing up
the website right now, Elizabeth?

Why… Why are you making
everything so difficult?

Oh, that's rich coming from you.

[tense music]

You, who adore difficulty.

You cannot get enough of it.

You seek it out round every corner.

Not Mexico City, not Montreal, not Berlin.
Nowhere easy to migrate to.

And not a doctor, not a software designer.

Nothing that anybody's
gleefully handing out visas for.

No.

An aspiring maker of toys.

[choral music]

Well, if we're doing that,

why don't we address the
elephant in the room?

You want to keep your husband frozen.

You want to be this high-society lady,

keep eating your $28 salads.

With what money?

We're both so tired, Elizabeth.

Let's go sell some paintings.

Yes, well, you need
to drop the theatrics, Alejandro.

We have work to do.

[gentle music]

I'll see you soon.

[grand orchestral music]

[choir vocalizing]

We're doing well on time for once.

Have you ever been to, uh,
Roosevelt Island before?

No.

[Elizabeth] "It's practically Manhattan."
That's what the curator woman said.

Three times on the phone.

[soft music]

Elizabeth, Elizabeth.

My beautiful Hydra.

How dare you?

I know. [sighs]

What I don't know
is how you ever put up with me.

How do you put up
with this stupid, womanizing,

soon-to-be-frozen-cutlet of a husband?

Don't forget a narcissist.

It's your scales.

Stop it.

[soft music continues]

Where's Bingham?

Well, I have it on good authority
that he's been working the docks.

Uh-huh.

How do you mean "working"?

There is an underbelly
of closeted fishermen

that little tricks like Bingham fall into.

[narrator] Bingham was
not working the docks.

In fact, he was just
awarded a Guggenheim grant

to further pursue being cute in the arts.

The deviousness in those eyes, Alejandro.

You'll be hearing all about it on 20/20,
you mark my words.

Where's "Blue Egg on Yellow Satin"?

I thought you had "Blue
Egg on Yellow Satin".

It's on the station!

- [dramatic music]
- [choir vocalizing]

The egg is alone in Manhattan!

- Someone will steal the egg!
- No one's gonna steal the egg.

No, they will! We have to stop the tram.

They can't… They're not
gonna let you do that.

Stop the tram! We have to.

I don't think you can even do that.

- They can't stop the tram.
- Stop the tram.

- Excuse me?
- We have to go back.

There's a very, very valuable egg
on the station.

We need it for the show
that will save my husband's legacy

and his body.

- We can't do that, lady.
- Stop the tram now, immediately!

- [conductor] Listen, lady, I can't.
- Right now, stop it!

- What do you mean?
- I can't.

- I'm a customer and I'm telling you to.
- [conductor] I can't.

- Serve me! Serve me!
- Who the hell are you?

Do it now!

I can't… I can't do… It's not possible.

Do it now, immediately!
Do it now, instantly!

Now!

[tram creaking]

[sighs]

[wind howling]

[majestic music]

So we only have one wall?

Well, it's our best wall.

I thought this was a solo show.

Just you, solo on this wall.

We have to reserve
the other areas, unfortunately.

We already have some interest in the eggs.

[Alejandro] Well, they're clearly
not all gonna fit.

Yes, they won't all fit, unfortunately.

The show is called "13 Eggs".

Well, we can hang some near the restroom,

but that'll still only get you up to 12.

Call it "12 Eggs". Easy.

It's like an even dozen.

I'll tell you what will happen now.

We are leaving this place.
We are taking our eggs.

Elizabeth.

[soft music]

You can put them in your back office.

You can put them in your catalog

and send them in your e-mail blast,
I don't care.

But there will be no compromised version

of this show.

[Nadine] So it's all or nothing, then?

It's all or nothing.

[narrator] They didn't get Bobby his show,

but they sold all 13 paintings.

Insufferable.

[Alejandro] "Just call it an even dozen."

[Elizabeth laughing]

Oh, Bobby, forgive me.

Forgive us.

[Elizabeth laughs]

Do you think he'd hate this?

[Elizabeth] I'd like to think
he'd have known it had to be this way.

For him, for me.

For a wonderful young man
by the name of Alejandro.

You just seem so convinced
that this is gonna work out.

That he will wake up in the future.

That he will be healed.

Probably sounds idiotic to you. [exhales]

No.

No, it really doesn't.

It sounds brave.

Brave?

[Alejandro] Yeah.

He took a nap.

That's the extent of his bravery.

Oh, poor him.

How gutsy.

Journeying into the unknown.

Meanwhile, who stays behind
and makes sure that he arrives safely?

The Monster.

I'm the thorns that protect the rose.

I assured him I was
strong enough for this.

But, if it works out,
my Lord, I'll… I'll be so old.

A handsome young painter
married to some old hag.

[Alejandro] No, Elizabeth,

when he wakes up, he's gonna
have a lot to thank you for.

You've had a lot of patience.

It takes a very, very special person
to deal with the impossible.

[cell phone buzzing]

[Dolores] Ale.

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[soft music]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[Alejandro speaking foreign language]

[phone chiming]

[phone beeping]

[bird chirping]

[Elizabeth] Alejandro, many apologies

for you to be receiving
this information now

but when you return to the loft,

you're about to discover
my inert frozen body.

I just drank the cherry-flavored
CryoPreserve

to freeze my insides
and catch up with Bobby in the future.

Well, wish me a good trip.

- [suspenseful music]
- [choir vocalizing]

[Bobby] Elizabeth, Elizabeth.

My beautiful Hydra.

Maybe I'll come and join you.

[Bobby] Why?

Will you do me a favor?

Will you wait for me?

I'll be waiting for you
with my arms wide open.

[Elizabeth exhales]

I called that woman ahead of time.

They know to come and get me now.

She said, "Elizabeth, I didn't
know you were terminally ill.

I'm so sorry."

Moron.

Anyway, with what we made tonight,

we'll be able to keep us
both frozen for a while.

But also, there's enough to
repair the cottage and sell.

There's already interest in the loft.

I've written to realtors.

Please see to this,

and by God please, please,
please, please sort the databases

and have them reflect
the most recent sales.

I'll have much work to do when I get back,
so I'll need this done properly.

I trust the government
won't have any issues

with my sponsorship of you,
even though they know I'm not around.

I certainly hope not.

I've left you a glowing
recommendation letter

addressed to "Whom it may concern."
I wasn't sure who to address it to.

The President?

I've left detailed instructions
for the accountant.

This process has been so difficult.

But I must say,
meeting someone who understands me

has made it all feel attainable.

You've been an absolute delight.

I'll miss you.

I'll miss you drinking
wine at a snail's pace.

I'll, uh, miss you getting
that little smile on your face

and writing in your little notebook.

[wistful music]

No, listen, Alejandro, it's gonna work.

The doctors, you know, who
told Bobby he was gonna die

and that nothing could be
done, they were imbeciles.

Anything can be done.

I think we've proved
that to ourselves now.

All I needed was a little more time

and, uh… and I think I needed you.

So thank you for getting the show

and, uh, I want you to promise me

that you don't just plump for these, um,

unacceptable options that
the thoughtless people

who run this planet
are gonna put in front of you.

When they tell you you can
only turn left or right,

you let them know that you're going up.

Always send the food back,
uh, stand up for yourself

and remember, it's not
just a matter of everything

or nothing at all.

It's everything or everything.

Oh, and by the way,
the name of the idiot at the toy company,

is Brian Kissane.

I had to negotiate an entire day
of the phone tree for that one.

Go and inform him that you work there now.

Go, do it.

Do it.

You know, Alejandro, I really…

I really…

cannot believe that with
all that time on your hands,

you did not fix those databases.

[voice note whooshes]

[choir vocalizing]

[Elizabeth sighs]

[choir vocalizing]

[dog barks distantly]

[lively music]

[choir vocalizing]

[Alejandro] Hi. I need to talk to Brian.

Is he expecting you?

No. But I need to talk to Brian right now.
Instantly, please.

- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.

If he is not expecting you,
how did you get in here?

You seem confused.
I just need to talk to Brian.

Is that Brian? That's Brian.

Brian? Brian? Brian?

- Hi.
- Yes?

Can you excuse us?
Brian and I need to have a little meeting.

Thank you.

- Hi, Brian.
- Hi.

My name is Alejandro Martinez.

We've been corresponding quite
a little bit regarding my application.

Oh, did your aunt or someone
call the other day?

[Alejandro] Yeah, see, I felt compelled
to kindly follow up,

given that you have
implemented one of my ideas.

Excuse me?

[Alejandro] Yeah.

We have a problem here, Brian.

Because it seems like

you took one of the ideas
from my application,

then you presented it
as if it were your own.

What are… What are you referring to
when you say I took your idea?

Don't scream at me.

The little messages
on the Cabbage Patch dolls' smartphones.

Uh-huh.

[Alejandro] That was
in my application, Brian.

Remember?

Susana has a screenshot
of an annoying post that Marjorie made.

Oh.

Uh, I mean, look, it is possible that

- the two of us both came up with--
- [Alejandro] Uh-huh.

And isn't it also possible

that if I were to post a
side-by-side comparison

of the idea that I came up with a year ago

and the idea that you
guys produced a month ago,

well, that wouldn't go so well?

Yes, that is possible.

And don't you think there is a world where
if I were to go to your bosses

and tell them that you're taking ideas
from people's applications

and not even hiring them,
they wouldn't love that?

There is also this world, yes.

Yeah, so, actually,
I think this is what's gonna happen.

You are going to hire me
and you're gonna put me

in the Hasbro Talent Incubator Program.

Sure. Great.

Yes. We are always looking for new talent.

Well, from within the US
and its territories.

What?

The dropdown menu
in the application, Brian.

I think that you've never sat
and thought about this,

that it only allows you to select
one of the 50 states or its territories.

And if you're not applying
from one of those places,

then you're out of luck,
'cause the website won't let you through.

Did you know that, Brian?

No, I did not know.

[Alejandro] Oh, well, now you know.

So this is what's going to happen.

You are going to call the website people

and you're gonna say,
"Hi, it's me from upstairs.

I want you to put 'other'
as part of the options."

That way, no one gets stuck in that step

and anyone can apply from anywhere.

- Great.
- Great.

And you're also going to sponsor me,

which is really expensive and really long.

But you're gonna do it
and I'm not even gonna hear about it.

You're just gonna send me an e-mail
saying it's all done.

Okay.

Okay.

- Great.
- [Brian] Great.

So I know my tone has been a little stern.

[Brian] Mmm.

But I want you to know that I look forward
to seeing you every single day.

- Wonderful.
- Yeah.

I can't wait.

Welcome.

[triumphant music]

[choir vocalizing]

[birds chirping]

[Dolores speaking foreign language]

[gentle ethereal music]

[wheels squeaking]

[gentle upbeat music]

[narrator] FreezeCorp
and its many competitors

all woke their clients from their slumber
after finally figuring out how.

Some had been frozen
for a few years prior,

some decades ago.

Upon waking up in the future,

patients stayed under observation
at the Center For The Recently Awoken.

[robot] May I serve you coffee or tea
prior to the mingle?

Leaving. None of those options.

- May I serve you coffee…
- Leaving.

- Done.
- …prior to the mingle?

[Elizabeth] I am not going
to this idiotic mingle.

- The mingle is mandatory.
- [Elizabeth] Leaving.

[robot] Unfortunately.

[Elizabeth] Other. None of those options.

- Other.
- Coffee, fruit cup.

- May I offer something else?
- Leaving. Done.

Could you please
leave the little guy alone?

[Elizabeth] You are,
once again, siding with the robot.

Humiliating me in front of
a toaster on wheels.

[robot bleeps]

We're supposed to relax, Elizabeth.

Ease into this thing.

I am very relaxed!

I'm very relaxed as well.

- Okay?
- Good!

What are you looking at?

[person] And what do you do?

[Elizabeth] Bobby's
a very talented painter.

[person] Oh.

And, uh, we are looking
to mount a solo show

just as soon as we can
locate all his paintings.

Well, we'll see, you know?

We'll see what?

I don't know.

Do people even care
about paintings anymore?

To be honest,
I'm not sweating that right now.

What do you do?

What do you mean you're not sweating it?

[Bobby chuckles nervously]

- [person] I'm a poet.
- Oh.

[person] Because of this whole thing,
I'm in a substantial amount of debt, so--

[Bobby] I'm sure
you write beautiful poems.

Welcome to the future, ma'am.
The bar will reopen after the speeches.

I would like a glass of white wine.

- Please. Oh.
- Hello, everyone.

[gentle music]

[robot whirring]

And welcome to the future.

Now, I bet you're all wondering,

"I woke up for this?"

Uh, sorry, but the bar
will reopen after the speeches.

- I would like a glass of white wine.
- [person shushing]

I mean, the wine is there
and all of these people are drinking.

And I don't see the difference.

Um, if you could just wait a few minutes,
it'll just be a moment.

No, you're the one who's supposed to wait.
You're the waiter, right?

[Bartender] If you just listen
to the speeches and enjoy the speeches.

[Elizabeth] What speeches?

I can't hear any speeches.

As you can see,
you're each wearing different colors.

Each color represents the decade
that you went to sleep in.

Please.

[Bartender]
I cannot help you at this moment.

That woman's crazy.

- [Elizabeth] You could--
- If you'll excuse me,

I'm here to serve you.
However, we are closed.

I'm not sure I-I do feel
like excusing you, in fact.

And don't walk away from me like that.

You say you're here to serve me,

but you're clearly not here to serve me
anything other than insubordination.

And quite a lot of cheek.

[Bartender] Ma'am,
you're not allowed to be back here.

[Elizabeth] Well, I think I am.

I mean, if you're not allowed
to serve me any wine,

I think I'm allowed to come back here.

And by the way, the state of this kitchen
is absolutely revolting.

Don't walk away from me.

And don't scream at me like that.

[celestial music]

Oh, my God.

That's Alejandro Martinez.

He designed all those toys, um,

My Little Problems,
with his mother Dolores.

[Elizabeth continues arguing indistinctly]

[celestial music continues]

[narrator] Alejandro lived
a long and beautiful life.

Alejandro?

[narrator] Near the end of it,

he took a nap for hundreds of years…

[Elizabeth] Is that really you?

…to stand in front of a cave,
wearing all blue,

lovingly looking at the Monster.

Oh, my God.

[narrator] Just as Dolores dreamt
many years ago.

Alejandro.

The databases are out of sync.

They do not match.

[Alejandro chuckles]

I compared the copy on my laptop,

which has the key
for the letter D missing,

which you might think is a suspicious
and maybe convenient occurrence.

They are done.

What?

[Alejandro] The databases match.

The project is finished.

What do you mean?

I know FileMaker Pro.

Do you promise?

I did it.

Order reigning supreme at last?

Elizabeth?

Come out.

Let me show you how the databases match.

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