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Mommy, can you put on Justin Bieber?
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In a minute, sweetie. I haven't had a
chance to tell you where we're going.
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Surprise vacation?
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It's a surprise playdate.
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I've been talking with a nice lady
online who coordinates playdates with
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that have the same interests as you.
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Her name is Hannah, and her and her
mommy can't wait to meet you.
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This is weird. I don't want to go.
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Turn around. Let's go home.
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Buddy, Mommy has a new job, and we
really need this. So I need you to be a
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girl until 6 p .m.
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You're going to leave me. Oh, my God.
You're going to abandon me here.
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Oh, my God. I knew this was going to
happen. You're going to drop me off
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forever.
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Buddy, I'll be back in eight, eight and
a half hours, okay?
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No.
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You abuse your power.
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I heard you like Justin Bieber.
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Well, we're playing music inside.
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And I ordered pizza.
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Come on.
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Do you want a slice?
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Well, I don't like pepperonis or
anything like that, John.
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It's cheese only.
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That's your favorite bunny.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah?
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I've just had a lot of experience with
daughters like ours.
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I'm Naomi, by the way.
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I'm Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz.
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So nice to meet you.
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So, I'm guessing you're not her real
mom.
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We grew up in the same foster home, so I
like to think of her as my sister.
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I got out relatively unscathed, but
Caitlin is... Well, she's Caitlin.
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And the doctors just don't really know
what to make of her. The latest one
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thinks you've got borderline personality
disorder.
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I've heard that one before.
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Borderline. I think it's something more
like regressive autism.
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But no one can really be sure.
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You know, I've talked to a lot of
mothers like us, and the doctors really
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figure it out.
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I quit medicating Caitlin years ago. I
think it's best to just think of her as
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my permanent...
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18 -year -old little girl.
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Would you like to come in for a slice?
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Maybe a glass of wine.
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That sounds great, but I better go. It's
my first day.
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Okay.
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Well, just know that your daughter will
be in great hands today.
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Thank you so much. I really appreciate
it.
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No problem.
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Well, thank you so much. I've got to go.
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Okay. I'll see you at 6.
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Maybe I'll save you a slice.
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Who are you?
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Um, I'm Caitlin.
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My mommy just shut me off.
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Um, I guess that we're supposed to hang
out.
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Oh no.
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It's only mom.
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I only want to hang out with girls my
age.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry I'm not 40, but,
like, I'm pretty cool.
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One of those girls that thinks they're
teenage.
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I'm 18, weirdo.
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No, you're not, dork. Take a look in the
mirror.
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And how old are you supposed to be?
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19.
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So why don't you get out? I just want to
play with girls my age.
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Um, I will, gladly.
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And thanks for the slice of pizza, not.
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Bitch? Who do you think you are?
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Well, I think I'm Caitlyn fucking
Daniels, and I don't take shit from
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especially bullies like you, okay?
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Well, you're in my room.
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Girl, Dana.
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Hi.
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Hey, Mommy.
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Um, did Penny get all the pizza?
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Liar! You did!
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I did not!
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I didn't do that!
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She is so lying, Mom.
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You know I don't eat gluten, unless it's
a play date.
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And you know the rule is only two slices
of that tempting but tasty gluten
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pizza, right, monkey?
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Yeah, but Mom, I don't... Hannah, did I
tell you you could have sugar?
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Can you drink it? I did not!
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Liar! Check her tongue.
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Show me your tongue.
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Stick it out or you're grounded.
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Mm -hmm.
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I promise to play real nice with
Caitlin.
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Yeah. We're already best friends.
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Mm -hmm. That's right. And we'll be
really quiet, ma 'am. We promise.
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Okay.
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Maybe Mommy just needs a little time
out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we'll be super quiet, ma 'am. I
promise.
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If I hear any commotion out of either of
you, both of you are going in the time
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-out room. Do you understand?
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That's shit crazy when I don't do
exactly what she says to do.
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My God.
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You know, I'm just going to run away
like my older sister did.
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Why'd she run away?
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Why?
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Well, you know, Polly and I just didn't
get along. She didn't want to play nice,
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so Mom said that she had to move. And so
she did, on her own.
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Oh, so you drove your sister away.
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Whatever.
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She didn't want to be here anyway, so
she moved, and it's all good. She was
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on her own. She lives in the Beach Point
apartment.
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It's really nice.
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Oh, cool.
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Well, she lives there, like, all alone?
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Yeah.
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Mommy says that I can never live alone,
but I'm cool with that because I'd be so
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lonely.
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What a baby.
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There we go.
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Thanks to you, we have to stay in here
and be quiet for the rest of the day.
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Yep, you're a real bonehead, blondie.
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Do you think that my mommy's never going
to come and get me, and I'm going to
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have to take it with you and your heck
of a mommy?
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Nah, nah. She, uh, she sends in a spy to
watch me,
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like, every six months or something.
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It's quite exhausting.
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Um, I'm not a spy.
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Why would anybody spy on you?
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Why else would she send in a woman my
mother's age to watch what I'm doing?
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Obviously to spy on me.
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Look, I'm 18 years old.
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Why would I lie about that?
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I don't know. To spy on me. To snitch me
out when I'm eating gluten or drinking
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sugar or any of the other dirty things I
want to do.
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Okay, so how do I prove that I'm not a
spy?
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How about you do me a favor and just lay
over there and listen to Justin Bieber
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on low and just wait until your mom gets
here and just be quiet.
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Look,
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I can do it. I can prove it. I'm not a
spy.
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I will...
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See, but your mommy doesn't let you
kiss.
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Not kiss girls.
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I'm not allowed to kiss anyone.
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See?
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Since I was a peck, my mom and
grandmother give me peck kisses all the
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That's not breaking the rules.
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Your lips are really soft.
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You ever do a kiss, like the kind of
kiss that makes the hairs on the back of
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your neck stand up and makes your toes
curl?
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Yeah.
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You're dirty, aren't you?
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A little bit.
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Right?
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Like me, aren't you? Yeah.
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Break the rules.
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Rules breaker.
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I'll break them.
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I can break some more rules, too.
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You want to see?
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Yeah. Yes, we have.
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Can it tickle? Can it tickle?
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Oh, my God. Touch me, touch me. Touch
me.
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Oh, yeah, look at that.
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I'm crying all over again.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Do you have to do a pillow like that
sometimes?
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Yeah. Me too.
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Do you have my shoes? I still got my
shoes. Oh my God.
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Keep grinding.
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I know, they're still crying I think.
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So warm down there So warm
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I'm trying to do it.
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It's cool.
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See, I told you I was pretty cool.
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Do you think I'm cool now?
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I'm not a spy or anything.
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I'm just like a teen.
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Just like you.
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I like your balance.
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Thank you.
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My mommy got up for him.
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I love you.
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They're going to go.
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They're still.
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They're pretty good.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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I'm going to have to tingle.
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Can we help?
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I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Wow, you did such a good job.
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Maybe I don't know what I'm doing, but I
can take my pants off.
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You're gonna play with your wife.
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You're so soft everyone.
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You're struggling a little bit, but it's
like a good time.
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Like a good time? Yeah. Yeah?
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Yeah,
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touch yourself like that.
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Do you know what it feels like how you
touch yourself? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I like
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to
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wipe my finger when I do it.
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What?
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Show
me.
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We're not naked. We're not naked.
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So we're not naked all the way. Yeah,
we're not all the way.
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I'm always going to think we're jumping.
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Why do you think she calls me monkey?
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Oh my god!
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You really like to break the rules.
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I do like to break the rules.
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Me too.
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I break the rules.
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Oh my god.
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You're so pretty.
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You're so pretty.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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oh my god
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Like this? Yeah.
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So you can watch the door.
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Okay.
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Consensual love.
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Your daughter's batshit crazy.
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Language.
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Sorry.
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But she told me that she does dirty shit
all the time.
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So, obviously, she has a couple of
screws loose.
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Kaylin, time out for you.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I would love to go to
time out. Anything to get away from
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