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And you may now kiss the bride a second time.

Why not?

You want to go for a third?

You upset your boundaries.

It's your home.

Hello?

Sister Andrea?

Can I help you?

I'm sorry, Father.

I left something in here.

Please excuse me.

Oh, hello.

I know you two, don't I? Yes, Sister Andrea.

I'm Leo. That's right.

High school calculus.

You were terrible.

Guess what I'm doing now?

Teaching calculus.

No, I'm a sound accordist. But once I did have to use calculus.

Well, I'm very proud of you.

I'm Amalia.

Sister, remember the one that kept smoking in the bathroom?

Sister? Yes, yes, Amalia, yes.

Are you okay?

David, could I see you for a second?

No. Yes.

I hope you're not holding my smoking against me, sister. I don't smoke

No, no, Amalia.

It's just a spiritual matter. We'll be right back.

There's a demon in there.

There's... What does that mean? It means there's a demon in there between them.

It has its hands on their shoulders.

I didn't see anything.

Because you're not as good.

Look at your feet.

What do you see?

My feet.

No.

There's a trail of slime here.

Like a snail.

Are you sure?

Don't patronize me.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to find out what the issue is.

There's something possessed in their marriage. They've only been married a

It doesn't matter if it's an hour. Find out what the issue is. And if there's

nothing? Then I'm wrong, Father.

And I should just clean up your room.

Hi, uh, Sister Andrew's here to take notes.

She's a valuable consultant on, uh, marital issues.

I don't think we really have any marital issues.

We were just joking about our in -laws.

Is it an intimacy issue?

Fuck you.

If you don't feel comfortable... No, it's not that.

You know that we saved ourselves for marriage, Father.

Well, now, now that we're married, we're having sexual issues.

Do you feel comfortable talking about it? Or I could recommend a mental health

professional. No, we don't want that.

When ever we try to be intimate We have a physical

reaction like we're allergic to each other I break out and my stomach

it's ridiculous, okay This is sounding more like a medical condition not a

spiritual one We have an assessor I could get a reference from. Actually,

Father, I think it's better if the church do a thorough assessment before

recommending a doctor. Sister, I disagree.

I think this is sounding more like a medical condition.

No. Leo, Amalia, this allergic reaction that you have, do you have any

premonition of something dark?

What do you mean?

Yeah. What do you mean, bitch?

Do you have a sense in your marriage of something demonic?

Perhaps we should talk about this later. Leo.

Amalia.

Children.

That's why my mom wanted us to see you, Father.

She said that you deal with issues like these.

Issues like?

This is what happened last time in bed.

I didn't do that.

I could feel fingernails clawing into me.

We had to stop.

You don't have a pet? No.

And I didn't do it.

It just suddenly appeared.

Help us, Father. We don't know what's going on.

Is it even possible that a marriage can be possessed? Well,

officially it's diabolical oppression, which is why we need you.

It might just be a psychological reaction to a new marriage.

Right, so I'd be there to see if it's just marital dysfunction.

Yes. They were virgins when they got married.

Really? So there could be a therapeutic answer for their physical reactions.

What are their physical reactions?

Hives and...

Well, that sounds to be expected, right? Just one thing.

The hives are in the form of claw marks.

Okay.

Um, tomorrow?

See you then.

So, um, the door to the master bedroom would be right there. And the master

bathroom would be adjoining. Uh -huh.

And how long is all this going to take?

Two or three months.

Okay, well, let me look at these.

I do need an answer. I have other jobs.

And you will have an answer tomorrow.

I also do plumbing. You want me to take a look upstairs?

No, I've got someone.

You're making it unhappening. Yeah, well, it's making me unhappy. What did

guys put down here?

A kid from school?

Yeah, but a short one. What is that?

It's a snake.

What does it do?

Don't you just have homework to do, don't you? Have you noticed you're not

magnificent lately?

Yeah, you used to think you were funny. Yeah, well, he used to be funny. Your

shoes don't match.

Ben the Magnificent, you are falling apart.

Okay, you know what? I need to do this on my own. Could you guys go away?

I told you it's haunted. Okay, would you just shut up, please?

Whoa!

We are not supposed to say that.

What, please?

Help.

I think that's why you're sad.

What? You can't figure it out anymore. Things have gotten weird, and you don't

like it.

Where'd you get all that?

From my psychology class.

It's called cultural derealization. It's when you become depressed by how weird

the world is.

Oh, my God. Are you hurt?

What is happening?

I think you should... Are you okay?

Lexus?

Hey,

Mom.

What were you doing?

Nothing. No.

You were chanting.

Was it from Leland? No, Mom, no.

And you got this out of my closet?

Lexus.

I told you about Leland. He's attacking this family. No, this isn't about

Leland, Mom.

It's about Lynn.

What? I told you that Lynn was dating Rent.

And I... Look, I wasn't supposed to. Wait, so Lynn made you wear this? Yeah,

it was me. I wasn't supposed to tell you. What, the truth?

Yeah, but it's okay, Mom. I don't... Mom!

Family meeting downstairs right now.

What did you do?

No, you did something. You ate all the cookies.

No,

girls, everyone just sit on the couch. Normally. We can't sit on the couch

today. My brown body cannot fit on the couch. Okay.

Remember when I told you I was going to treat you like more mature girls?

So that's what we're dealing with right now.

What's this about?

That's from your closet. I didn't take it. Why was Lexus wearing it while

chanting? What did you say to her? No, this is not about Lexus. This is about

as a family.

Okay, Lynn, you're the oldest. You're supposed to be setting an example. Why

you punishing Lexus? I'm not punishing him. Yes, you are. Hold on.

You told us, Mom, to support each other.

Family is more important than anything.

Yeah, you said that. And what Lexus did hurt one of us.

Me. No, Lexis told the truth. She made you tell the truth. But she did it

because she wanted to hurt me. I'm feeling a little attacked.

This is what we're going to do.

Everybody be quiet until I talk.

What's she going to do, hit us? It's not even my fault. Like, Lexis told me. I

didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, it's Lexis' fault.

It's your fault. You said it. You said it. You said it.

Quiet!

I'm creating a Ten Commandments for this family. What?

Ten rules that must be followed no matter what. But the nuns say we have

Commandments already. Yeah, but my girls aren't following them.

So this is the first one.

Thou shalt not ever lie to

mom.

Do we all understand that?

Yes. Yes, what?

Is that a right to lie to other people? No.

What if we have Jews in our basement? Or Trump with immigrants?

Okay, look, as real as these examples are, we're just going to have to figure

out as we go.

Okay? But what's most important?

Thou shalt not ever lie to mom.

Very good.

All right, number two.

If Leland approaches you, tell mom.

Beautiful. Number three.

Do not go into Mom's closet.

There are a lot of commandments without you. Yeah, because until you're 18 and I

kick you all out, I'm the most important person here. Okay?

Uh, Mom, I think Ben needs our help. Hey, stay.

Which leads us to number four.

Do not interrupt Mom.

Ben, are you okay?

No, I'm not.

While dollar bills are traded through a bank, Macabre is traded peer -to -peer.

Once you have Macabre, what can you do with them? Spend them! More and more

retailers are accepting Macabre as a method of payment. You can purchase

anything from computer parks, toiletries, to pet supplies.

In a global economy, Macabre is the new frontier.

Macabre? What is that?

It's a coin. A cryptocurrency.

Like Bitcoin, like Doge, like Ethereum.

But this one is... Macabre, see? It's real, it's solid, and it's trading for

.30 per coin.

This trades for $11?

No, it's like a billboard for the real thing. The real thing is in here.

So your goal this week is to get Macabre to trade for $135 per

coin.

Wait, $135 for what? It's not real.

What is real?

Okay, this desk, my purse, but not that.

I can sell anything, but if it's just there, how do I do that?

It's up to you.

You have a team of 30 employees, all minimum wage millennials with

promises of stock options.

They all work for me? They work for Macabre, and this is your executive

assistant, Taylor.

Hello, ma 'am. I'm Cheryl.

Gotta go.

Remember that moment in Working Girl where Harrison Ford says, make me money

I'm going to kill you?

No. Well, get my cob up to 135 or I'm going to kill you.

Taylor will keep me posted on your progress.

Oh, Taylor.

Why don't you call the team together?

Taylor?

Okay, Boomer.

Hello,

I'm Cheryl Luria, and I know I'm new here, but everybody,

sorry,

I just need a minute, okay? I just want to say there's no bad ideas here, all

right? I just want to hear your thoughts, so why don't we all just

my office for a minute? It's okay.

Just keep working.

Who are you?

The office manager.

The best thing for you to do is go back to your office and do some online

shopping and let us do your work for you.

Okay, Boomer.

Go away, Karima.

Nope. In fact, I know what it's going to be, too.

My God.

How many phones do you have?

As many as I need.

What's going on with you? Nothing.

It's called a siesta. Your little Catholic friend's called worried about

There's an exorcism or something they need you at?

Hey!

Oh!

Okay, what the fuck?

Get up. Why? Because you're worrying me. Look at yourself. You look depressed. I

am not depressed.

I was diagnosed as culturally derealized by a bunch of 12 -year -olds.

Culturally... Derealized means disgusted with the insanity of reality.

What's insanity?

Um, the cases that I have been trying to solve that don't make any sense.

Photos of angels, a soul -weighing machine, my girlfriend with a twin

I try to figure out these cases.

That don't make any sense.

And then we just move on to the next thing.

Okay.

Ben?

Sit down.

Actually, you know, I was sitting down. I was actually laying down.

Listen to me. I'm taking you out tonight.

What?

Where? The Super Secret Science League.

It's a group. 50 scientists and programmers who examine the world. What

are you talking about? I'm inviting you.

You need to talk to people who talk your language, who aren't shoving angels and

ghosts at you. Super secret what?

Science League, ignore the name. We're voting on a better name. Some people at

work invited me, so I'm inviting you.

Was this like a Mensa thing?

No. These are actually smart people.

Tonight, I'm taking you.

You need a steadying influence.

I'll pick you up at seven.

Okay, and you didn't live together before your wedding?

And how's that going?

Sharing space.

Being around each other more.

We both had roommates before.

College roommates.

I had three. So we're used to living with other people.

All right.

I'd love to try some role playing.

If you're up for it.

Would you get up? Okay.

This is going to be good. Face each other.

Who usually initiates sex?

Probably me.

Actually, I'd say equal.

Amalia, why don't you...

Act out how Leo initiates sex.

Really? Mm -hmm.

We usually... He gets this... He gets

this book on his face. Okay, okay, we'll act it out.

You did this.

Sister, can I help you? No, David asked me to take notes.

Oh, I'm taking my own notes.

Leo, Amalia.

Hi.

Um, could I talk to you for just a minute?

Sister, marital therapy is very sensitive.

Yes, and it seems to be going well.

Yes, but only if the subjects feel completely open.

Christian, right?

Yeah.

I'm not here to undercut your therapy, ma 'am, but there's a spiritual

here. And I would agree, but the spiritual needs to come after the

haven't finished.

There's a spiritual and even supernatural component here. That is how

you.

Are you finished? Yes.

Your presence, ma 'am, sister.

Presence, sister, is, well,

it's keeping these newlyweds from speaking honestly. I mean, we are

about sex, and a nun's presence can keep these people from speaking their minds

freely. Let me be blunt, ma 'am.

Doctor.

Doctor, I can see something you cannot.

There's a demon between those two.

It's trying to possess them. The good news here is that it's in pain.

and being diminished by your questioning.

How much are we speaking metaphorically? I never speak metaphorically. You need

me in there, doctor.

I can tell you when your therapy is diminishing a demon or encouraging one.

Okay, this is what I say.

If I feel like your presence is keeping these newlyweds from speaking honestly,

then I need you to excuse yourself.

I need you to agree with me.

I agree with you.

Good.

I know you both are religious, but you know, sex is just between the two of

If you think of it as something holy, it can smother desire.

This is blasphemy.

You're a fucking nun.

Tell her.

You and I.

Bring it on.

Oh, my God, I need this. Don't leave, Reggie.

I'm not going that far. I found a house two blocks away, and I expect you to

come over every single day.

Can I? Well, just so you do, I'm taking my book back.

What's that?

Oh, that's the Ten Commandments. Really?

Now she'll not ever lie to Mom.

Don't, uh... Wait, these are all from your mom?

Uh -huh. Want to see what we did?

Sure.

These are our Ten Commandments.

You girls?

Uh -huh.

We decided we need some other ones for school, or else we'll get beat up.

Let's see.

Don't hit first, but hit back.

That's one.

No, it's good. It just should be hit back harder.

Huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Sisters before ministers love that.

If you can't be popular, be scary.

Oh, I could actually use these at work.

What's wrong with work?

Same as at school.

There's a lot of bullying going on.

Yeah, you should.

This one's mine.

Influence the influencers.

What the heck does that mean?

It's based on Melinda's.

You get popular and then no one can hurt you.

Hmm.

Who's Melinda's?

So why me?

Because you're one of the top influencers.

And I need an influencer.

And what is this?

It's Macabre, the latest cryptocurrency.

I'm giving you a chance to get in on the ground floor.

It's the same thing Reese Witherspoon did with Ethereum or Paris Hilton.

And what do I get out of it?

20 ,000 Macabres.

No. Look, it's like a stock option.

20 ,000 macabres can mean everything if you can get the value up.

Have you ever heard of the Fyre Festival?

Yeah. Well, a lot of influencers got burned recommending a festival that was

bullshit.

The only thing that made it worthwhile is that they were given $50 ,000 to $100

,000 up front.

You pay me $100 ,000 and I'll say whatever you want.

I'll give you $10 ,000 cash now, and the rest after you say it.

This is the place.

Science League.

Yeah, I'm getting a very high school -budget vibe.

One of the sorority dudes here.

Wait, is that why you come here?

Ben, stop it. Oh my god, are you husband hunting in nerd Narnia? Just give it a

chance. Okay, alright.

If one person comes up to me and says any nerd cliche, I am - Greetings,

earthlings.

Whoa, what was that?

UIC! Put it on the floor! New guys

have to pass the test to get into the demo club.

Okay, what's the test?

Gotta blow something up.

What whatever you can find in the kitchen you and your sister you have

three minutes Two

-thirty

One minute.

Here we go.

This

is

the asteroid Bennu, and this is the NASA spacecraft Osiris -Rex. Now, what is

odd is that NASA has discovered that Bennu keeps spitting out rocks.

Some of the rocks Bennu spits out are hazards.

You're right about this.

I'm always right.

All right.

Fine. Then help me.

Help me solve all the weird things that have happened recently.

Sure, but listen to him.

There's an asteroid that spits out rocks and scientists have no idea why it's

happening.

Yeah, but that's not like demons.

I agree, but still, as scientists, we have to acknowledge when something is

beyond our knowledge.

Yeah, but that's not the same as believing in God.

Allah? Sure, Allah.

I don't believe in Allah, it's just true.

You don't believe in something that's true, like the room you're standing in.

Okay, please, don't get all Socratic on me. I don't believe that it's real, it

just is.

Because I can see it.

Well, who's to say that's not a deep fake?

Okay.

Okay, Karima, please don't try to get me to believe in God, okay? Just help me.

Sure.

I'll drive by.

Good.

So,

roughly 100 million miles from the sun. So the first color you should work with

from your eyeshadow palette is caramel blush. And mix it with like a little bit

of... light latte and while you're doing that i want to talk about a cool new

investment you should look at macabre bitcoin is for

billionaires not working girls like us you want to get in on the ground floor

a crypto

I fantasized about last night.

You, you are so hot.

Hey, sister.

Leo. Amalia.

It's not going well.

What's not?

You're counseling.

The demon's larger. It's in control.

Sister, I... I need to do what I do.

Do it better.

So, how did it go?

Good. Yeah? I think.

Yes, uh, we did everything just as you said.

So, no more, um, hives or nausea?

No.

Okay, let me break this down.

The amount of time that you guys spent intentionally avoiding physical intimacy

has conditioned your bodies to elicit this negative response.

Did you try the role -playing?

Yeah.

But, um... It was... Awkward. Just really weird.

Oh, weird's good.

I'd love to try one more thing, if you're open to it. I'd like to split you

up.

Do with ask.

Don't flatter yourself.

What do you want?

I could never resist a man with that sexy ankle.

You know you're losing, so just lose.

Mr. Townsend, what is the issue today?

Sister Andrea and her health issues.

Amalia, our imagination is a really important tool in figuring out what we

in bed.

I've never thought about another man in my life. I know, I know, I know.

Sex is something you don't want to domesticate.

You want it to run wild.

That's why I split you two up. I want you to surprise each other. I want you

stop thinking about God.

I want you to do what your body wants you to do.

Leo, do you have a minute?

Sure.

Congratulations, Influencies.

Not only do you look great, and I love that shade of lipstick, by the way, but

you're rich!

If you got in on the ground floor with Macabre, it has gone from $10 to $27!

That's right!

If you invest it, it's like...

hundred dollars with macabre if you didn't i feel sorry for you you are now

worth ten thousand dollars oh

yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah okay

taylor how are you i'm good ma 'am how are you good did you get the chocolates

sent you i did they're very good Congratulations, by the way. Thank you.

get in here now.

Move it.

Close the door.

Taylor, it's a new day, and your services will no longer be needed here.

Okay, well, I'm not resigning, and you can't fire me.

That's true. Leland did put you at that desk to spy on me, but here's the thing,

and Bobby, I want you to pay close attention.

I checked your entrance interview, and you're allergic to Brazil nuts.

And you know what?

It was some of that chocolate I gave you.

No, no, no, no, no. I took it. Your epinephrine.

No, no, no, no, no.

Here is a resignation letter, Taylor.

Before your little throat swells up and you choke on your own vomit, I would

sign it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Sign it.

Good girl.

No, no, no, no. I insist on seeing you out. Thank you for your service. Your

security card will be deactivated and your belongings will be mailed to your

home address.

Oh, I know.

Must be so hard.

I get emotional, too. Just try not to panic.

Everyone has their weaknesses, Bobby.

Don't make me find yours.

Yes, ma 'am. I'll get back to work.

Faster, you fucking millennial!

L is for the way you look at me.

O is for the only one.

So what do you think?

I think I desire you.

And I do you.

Say it.

I just did.

No, you said, and I do you.

Say it.

I want you.

What?

Say it.

Take my heart and please don't break it Love was made for me and you

I'm

sorry. I'm sorry.

Amalia, I'm sorry. I thought... L is for the way you look at

me. O is for the only one I

see. Fuck me now.

I'll kill you.

I love you so much.

I love you, Tucker.

Is all that I can give to you.

Love is more than just a game for two.

Two in love can't take it. Take my heart and please don't break it. Love

was made for me and for you.

Okay, all your nonsense, all the nonsense you're getting from your

-workers, I'm going to solve with you. The two of us. And anything we can't

solve, we're taking to the secret science league.

You know why?

Why? Because this is what I believe.

Everything that God has given is solvable.

So what do you got first?

Hey, guys.

What's up?

Hey. Did you do something to yourself?

You seem to have a lot more... something.

Oh. Hanging around with new people, new places, doing new things.

Boom.

Boom. Yeah.

Boom.

Come on.

It's like a... A huge weight's been lifted from our shoulders.

That's great.

Ben can look over your house and make sure there's no toxicity.

No, we're good.

Your suggestions of fantasizing really worked.

I'm so glad.

That's great.

Let me call you, sweetheart. Are you sure?

Yes, we are, sister.

Leave us alone, sister.

We're happy, the three of us.

I'm glad you came in.

I'm glad it worked out. You asked

to see me, Monsignor?

Yes, sister.

I expect you'd like me to shut the door.

Please.

If you would.

Have you been feeling all right lately?

I've been feeling like I always have.

Perfectly fine.

Has the Mother Superior said something about my work?

No, but you've been observed lately acting in a manner that may suggest ill

health. Really? In what way?

I don't mean any disrespect, Sister, but I have noticed an unsteadiness of

gaze and of hand.

That time when you were serving the Monsignor and myself and you

poured tea in my lap.

There is an accelerating forgetfulness, understandable, as time takes

its toll.

What is most concerning of all, others, like me, have witnessed an unsettling

tendency toward hallucination.

What others?

It is only out of concern.

that we feel compelled to point out what we have seen.

Thank you, Sister.

You may return to your duties. I'm not to be permitted to defend myself?

There is no need to defend yourself, Sister. We are all part of God's

Your excuse.

I think it's better if I

stay. No, but thank you.

David, do you mind closing the door?

And Leland, do you mind stepping out too?

Are you sure?

Yes. I just need a moment.

I'll make this brief.

There have been reports that Sister Andrea is in declining health.

Declining?

How? Some physical, but also cognitive.

The worry is...

Liability.

I work closely with the sister. No, David, I don't need to hear from you.

I know you two are friends. In fact, do you mind stepping out, too?

Are you sure, Monsignor?

Yes, David.

Please.

In terms of any mental issues, Ms. Bouchard, I'm anxious to hear what

observed.

I'm hearing that Sister Anvia is talking to imaginary figures.

Is that true?

No, not at all.

She's been good.

Thank you for your help, sister.

You're welcome, Doctor.