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Johnny?

Johnny, are you in here?

Katie, I'm in the bathroom. What are you doing in the bathroom?

You screwed up, Katie. I don't know what I'm going to do.

What are you talking about?

It's humiliating. I can't tell you.

Do you want me to get your mom or my dad?

No, no, no.

I'm sorry. I just... I can't make it to the ceremony.

I can't help it.

It's a personal problem.

Katie, stop.

Please, be quiet.

Listen, douchebag, this is gonna -

funny, Kate. I'm so screwed. I can't go now.

You have to go. You're salutatorian.

You've spent months working on that speech.

Tell them I got stage fright.

I mean, tell them...

class think?

I mean, what would their parents think?

God, what would their grandparents think?

What's Emily Peterson gonna think?

Jesus Christ, she's gonna be there too?

I mean, now I'll never have the chance to be with her. She'd think I'm some

of freak.

She's gonna think you're some sort of pervert.

That's the last thing I was thinking. I mean, is she really gonna think I'm a

pervert?

Now I can't go.

That's it.

Well, what if I was down?

How can you?

I could, I don't know, take off my gown and show you my panties. You wouldn't

even have to look at my face. Just my panties.

You could pretend I was Ellie Peterson.

Your panties?

Great idea, just... I'm a little nervous seeing my stepsister in her panties.

There's no need to be nervous.

But listen, they're talking about leaving soon, so we gotta hurry this up.

Please don't look at me, okay?

Okay.

Stop thinking of you being my stepsister. I mean, you're just talking

Sorry.

Go on.

You think you can move your panties just a little bit, please?

Totally. I saw a stripper do this on TV once. It was so hot.

Do you think I could see your bra, too?

It doesn't match my panties.

It's okay. I'm sure it'll work.

Ta -da!

Oh, pretty.

Thanks!

Pretty as Ellie's?

Well, I've never seen Ellie's bra before.

I know that!

I mean, my friend.

You're pretty, honestly, but can you stop talking, please?

You can lay on the bed and then I'll warm up for dancing.

That way our parents won't come in.

On their bed?

Yes, just dancing, John.

Not anything gross.

You're right. Let's do it.

What do you think about letting me use the satin to rub on my problem area?

Your penis?

Katie, come on. You know I meant my penis. Just, we don't have that much

and I feel like the material would help.

You peed.

No, I didn't.

Come on, quickie and feeny. Let's get to work.

Good?

Yes, this is great.

You think Ellie Peterson would ever do this for you?

She is so uptight.

She walks like she has a stick up her ass.

Jesus fuck, Katie. Shut up.

You think that's a great idea?

I just said it was!

Dumbass! Free from the Notorian!

You really are a dumbass.

You'd think you'd be grateful for my help.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Let's just get the bra off.

around your problem area.

I don't know how you come up with such great ideas.

Well, I might not be salutatorian like you, but I know a thing or two.

Great. You think you could spit on it?

It was so warm and so soft. I wonder

what your mouth would feel like.

Why is my room locked?

Uh, sorry, we were just practicing John's speech.

In my room?

Yeah, it's quietest in here.

I hope you don't mind, Mom.

Come downstairs, we're going to be late.

Okay, just give us like 15 minutes?

30 minutes, top.

Jesus, please, we're going to be late.

Please? Alright, hurry up.

We've got this.

You think I can stick it in just a little bit?

I don't know.

I mean, if you're okay with it, of course.

I mean, it's not really sexy if it's just the tint, right?

You're right. I mean, I read that online somewhere.

Good.

I can feel it.

It's working.

My sister could feel so good.

Yes, you're so good.

You're so fucking good.

You're the best at this.

Maya, your sister's back.

Oh, fucking Bessie, Charlie's so fucking mad.

You can see me in the video.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

See, my steps are just a tiny little...

type.

Just like that.

You're the best stepsister ever.

I want you to bend over for me.

than those satin underwear.

I'm not better.

Are you sure?

Sure did. Thank you. You're welcome.