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In the midst of an unpopular war with

In the midst of an unpopular war with

In the midst of an unpopular war with Iran and a heated Pope fight, President

Iran and a heated Pope fight, President

Iran and a heated Pope fight, President Trump dropped into a turning point rally

Trump dropped into a turning point rally

Trump dropped into a turning point rally in Phoenix and he brought his creepy

in Phoenix and he brought his creepy

in Phoenix and he brought his creepy uncle energy. So, I traveled to the

uncle energy. So, I traveled to the

uncle energy. So, I traveled to the Grand Canyon State to see if the crowd

Grand Canyon State to see if the crowd

Grand Canyon State to see if the crowd outside was still on board the Trump

outside was still on board the Trump

outside was still on board the Trump train. What stuff has he done that

train. What stuff has he done that

train. What stuff has he done that you're you're proud of?

you're you're proud of?

you're you're proud of? >> Everything. Right. Like America is

>> Everything. Right. Like America is

>> Everything. Right. Like America is [\h__\h] free right now. This is the best

[\h__\h] free right now. This is the best

[\h__\h] free right now. This is the best the country's ever been.

the country's ever been.

the country's ever been. >> Talk to me about the accomplishments.

>> Talk to me about the accomplishments.

>> Talk to me about the accomplishments. >> Venezuela big big

>> Venezuela big big

>> Venezuela big big >> border big.

>> border big.

>> border big. >> He originally brought gas prices down

>> He originally brought gas prices down

>> He originally brought gas prices down and he's going to do that again.

and he's going to do that again.

and he's going to do that again. >> He gets to do it twice. Isn't that

>> He gets to do it twice. Isn't that

>> He gets to do it twice. Isn't that amazing?

amazing?

amazing? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Some goals have been achieved.

>> Some goals have been achieved.

>> Some goals have been achieved. >> Yeah. Some have.

>> Yeah. Some have.

>> Yeah. Some have. >> Ballrooms face on money.

>> Ballrooms face on money.

>> Ballrooms face on money. >> Well, the ballroom is something

>> Well, the ballroom is something

>> Well, the ballroom is something different. And Obama put in a basketball

different. And Obama put in a basketball

different. And Obama put in a basketball court. So, who complained about that?

court. So, who complained about that?

court. So, who complained about that? Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody. >> Which wing did Obama knock down to put

>> Which wing did Obama knock down to put

>> Which wing did Obama knock down to put up that basketball court?

up that basketball court?

up that basketball court? >> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know. >> Probably the east wing.

>> Probably the east wing.

>> Probably the east wing. >> Probably the east wing. He goes in, gets

>> Probably the east wing. He goes in, gets

>> Probably the east wing. He goes in, gets done what he says he's going to do, and

done what he says he's going to do, and

done what he says he's going to do, and he does what he says.

he does what he says.

he does what he says. >> Promises made, promises kept.

>> Promises made, promises kept.

>> Promises made, promises kept. >> Absolutely.

>> Absolutely.

>> Absolutely. >> No new wars.

>> No new wars.

>> No new wars. >> Yes. Yeah. No, nobody wants to go to

>> Yes. Yeah. No, nobody wants to go to

>> Yes. Yeah. No, nobody wants to go to war.

war.

war. >> Nobody does. Yeah.

>> Nobody does. Yeah.

>> Nobody does. Yeah. >> What do you think about the war with

>> What do you think about the war with

>> What do you think about the war with Iran?

Iran?

Iran? >> Uh, I don't pay attention to it. So,

>> Uh, I don't pay attention to it. So,

>> Uh, I don't pay attention to it. So, >> yeah. Yeah.

>> yeah. Yeah.

>> yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, still no new wars. This

>> Yeah. So, still no new wars. This

>> Yeah. So, still no new wars. This particular rally was located at a mega

particular rally was located at a mega

particular rally was located at a mega church in the heart of God's country,

church in the heart of God's country,

church in the heart of God's country, and Trump's holiness was on everyone's

and Trump's holiness was on everyone's

and Trump's holiness was on everyone's mind. When Trump made his acceptance

mind. When Trump made his acceptance

mind. When Trump made his acceptance speech in 2015, I swear I saw the hand

speech in 2015, I swear I saw the hand

speech in 2015, I swear I saw the hand of God reach out and touch Trump.

of God reach out and touch Trump.

of God reach out and touch Trump. >> Was Trump touched sort of like this?

>> Was Trump touched sort of like this?

>> Was Trump touched sort of like this? >> Recently, Trump caused a stir when he

>> Recently, Trump caused a stir when he

>> Recently, Trump caused a stir when he posted this AI picture. The image

posted this AI picture. The image

posted this AI picture. The image appearing to depict the president as

appearing to depict the president as

appearing to depict the president as Jesus, drawing backlash from many of his

Jesus, drawing backlash from many of his

Jesus, drawing backlash from many of his own supporters, some calling it

own supporters, some calling it

own supporters, some calling it blasphemy.

blasphemy.

blasphemy. >> I can see a lot of people being offended

>> I can see a lot of people being offended

>> I can see a lot of people being offended by Trump. Trump's not perfect.

by Trump. Trump's not perfect.

by Trump. Trump's not perfect. >> He's not perfect. He's just literally

>> He's not perfect. He's just literally

>> He's not perfect. He's just literally breaking the very first commandment.

breaking the very first commandment.

breaking the very first commandment. I don't think Trump thinks he's Jesus or

I don't think Trump thinks he's Jesus or

I don't think Trump thinks he's Jesus or anything like that. I think he posted it

anything like that. I think he posted it

anything like that. I think he posted it thinking it was a beautiful picture.

thinking it was a beautiful picture.

thinking it was a beautiful picture. >> Turns out Trump also denied the Jesus

>> Turns out Trump also denied the Jesus

>> Turns out Trump also denied the Jesus comparison.

comparison.

comparison. >> It was me. I I did post it and I thought

>> It was me. I I did post it and I thought

>> It was me. I I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor.

it was me as a doctor.

it was me as a doctor. >> He posted because he thought he looked

>> He posted because he thought he looked

>> He posted because he thought he looked like a doctor called

like a doctor called

like a doctor called to heal the sick. He's beautiful. He

to heal the sick. He's beautiful. He

to heal the sick. He's beautiful. He looks like a doctor. Look it. He's got

looks like a doctor. Look it. He's got

looks like a doctor. Look it. He's got his magic for a long time. He's got his

his magic for a long time. He's got his

his magic for a long time. He's got his magic hand.

magic hand.

magic hand. >> Doctors traditionally have magic hands?

>> Doctors traditionally have magic hands?

>> Doctors traditionally have magic hands? >> Well, to you and I they do. Do you know

>> Well, to you and I they do. Do you know

>> Well, to you and I they do. Do you know how to carve somebody up in the stomach

how to carve somebody up in the stomach

how to carve somebody up in the stomach and cure whatever if they have like an

and cure whatever if they have like an

and cure whatever if they have like an intestinal ailment? Can you do that?

intestinal ailment? Can you do that?

intestinal ailment? Can you do that? >> I'm I'm poor with the scalpel. You're

>> I'm I'm poor with the scalpel. You're

>> I'm I'm poor with the scalpel. You're correct.

correct.

correct. >> Fair enough. Point Maga. But Trump's

>> Fair enough. Point Maga. But Trump's

>> Fair enough. Point Maga. But Trump's brush with organized religion didn't end

brush with organized religion didn't end

brush with organized religion didn't end there.

there.

there. >> Pus versus the Pope.

>> Pus versus the Pope.

>> Pus versus the Pope. >> I'm not a big fan of Pope Leo.

>> I'm not a big fan of Pope Leo.

>> I'm not a big fan of Pope Leo. >> Blasting Leo for opposing America's war

>> Blasting Leo for opposing America's war

>> Blasting Leo for opposing America's war in Iran.

in Iran.

in Iran. >> Pope needs to stay just stay religion.

>> Pope needs to stay just stay religion.

>> Pope needs to stay just stay religion. Keep politics out.

Keep politics out.

Keep politics out. >> Pope should stay out of politics.

>> Pope should stay out of politics.

>> Pope should stay out of politics. >> I believe so. Yeah.

>> I believe so. Yeah.

>> I believe so. Yeah. >> Should politics stay out of religion?

>> Should politics stay out of religion?

>> Should politics stay out of religion? >> Uh yes.

>> Uh yes.

>> Uh yes. >> Should there be the Ten Commandments in

>> Should there be the Ten Commandments in

>> Should there be the Ten Commandments in schools?

schools?

schools? >> Yes. Mhm.

>> Yes. Mhm.

>> Yes. Mhm. >> There should there should be pledge of

>> There should there should be pledge of

>> There should there should be pledge of allegiance in school. There should be

allegiance in school. There should be

allegiance in school. There should be >> prayer.

>> prayer.

>> prayer. >> There should be prayer.

>> There should be prayer.

>> There should be prayer. >> But going back to that whole thing about

>> But going back to that whole thing about

>> But going back to that whole thing about pope, stay away from politics. Politics,

pope, stay away from politics. Politics,

pope, stay away from politics. Politics, stay away from religion.

stay away from religion.

stay away from religion. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Ten Commandments, put it in school.

>> Ten Commandments, put it in school.

>> Ten Commandments, put it in school. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

>> Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

>> Are you seeing what I'm seeing? >> Yes. I know what you're saying.

>> Yes. I know what you're saying.

>> Yes. I know what you're saying. >> Okay. Just I know what you're saying. I

>> Okay. Just I know what you're saying. I

>> Okay. Just I know what you're saying. I feel it makes me know what you're

feel it makes me know what you're

feel it makes me know what you're saying.

saying.

saying. >> It makes me feel crazy.

>> It makes me feel crazy.

>> It makes me feel crazy. >> So, while they might not be devoted to

>> So, while they might not be devoted to

>> So, while they might not be devoted to the establishment clause, it was clear

the establishment clause, it was clear

the establishment clause, it was clear they remained faithful to Trump's

they remained faithful to Trump's

they remained faithful to Trump's America First policies. How do you feel

America First policies. How do you feel

America First policies. How do you feel about this war with Iran?

about this war with Iran?

about this war with Iran? I think if it needs to be done, it needs

I think if it needs to be done, it needs

I think if it needs to be done, it needs to be done and Trump will get it done.

to be done and Trump will get it done.

to be done and Trump will get it done. >> You think it needs to be done?

>> You think it needs to be done?

>> You think it needs to be done? >> If Trump does, I do.

>> If Trump does, I do.

>> If Trump does, I do. >> How do you feel about the war in Iran?

>> How do you feel about the war in Iran?

>> How do you feel about the war in Iran? >> I'd say bomb the [\h__\h] out of them and

>> I'd say bomb the [\h__\h] out of them and

>> I'd say bomb the [\h__\h] out of them and get it over with.

get it over with.

get it over with. >> Wasn't the whole thing though, no new

>> Wasn't the whole thing though, no new

>> Wasn't the whole thing though, no new wars.

wars.

wars. >> It's a conflict. It's not a war.

>> It's a conflict. It's not a war.

>> It's a conflict. It's not a war. >> Not a war.

>> Not a war.

>> Not a war. >> It is a conflict.

>> It is a conflict.

>> It is a conflict. >> Now, who says conf I know Trump calls it

>> Now, who says conf I know Trump calls it

>> Now, who says conf I know Trump calls it a war. Well, they say it's a conflict

a war. Well, they say it's a conflict

a war. Well, they say it's a conflict because war would be you'd have to you'd

because war would be you'd have to you'd

because war would be you'd have to you'd have to um declare war, right?

have to um declare war, right?

have to um declare war, right? >> Not declare war,

>> Not declare war,

>> Not declare war, >> right? Right. Yes. It's a conflict.

>> right? Right. Yes. It's a conflict.

>> right? Right. Yes. It's a conflict. >> If you go illegally around it, you can

>> If you go illegally around it, you can

>> If you go illegally around it, you can have a war and call it a conflict.

have a war and call it a conflict.

have a war and call it a conflict. >> Right. Exactly.

>> Right. Exactly.

>> Right. Exactly. >> I don't count this as a war.

>> I don't count this as a war.

>> I don't count this as a war. >> Even if you do count it, it's a

>> Even if you do count it, it's a

>> Even if you do count it, it's a necessary war.

necessary war.

necessary war. >> This is uh what taking out the trash.

>> This is uh what taking out the trash.

>> This is uh what taking out the trash. >> Have we won the war? Are we winning the

>> Have we won the war? Are we winning the

>> Have we won the war? Are we winning the war? Yes.

war? Yes.

war? Yes. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Which one?

>> Which one?

>> Which one? >> The Iran war.

>> The Iran war.

>> The Iran war. >> You're confident about this war?

>> You're confident about this war?

>> You're confident about this war? >> I'm confident. Yes. Once we win this war

>> I'm confident. Yes. Once we win this war

>> I'm confident. Yes. Once we win this war with Iran, where is Israel going to have

with Iran, where is Israel going to have

with Iran, where is Israel going to have us invade next?

us invade next?

us invade next? >> That I can't answer. I don't know that.

>> That I can't answer. I don't know that.

>> That I can't answer. I don't know that. >> But what MAGA does know is that this war

>> But what MAGA does know is that this war

>> But what MAGA does know is that this war is actually very close to home. In fact,

is actually very close to home. In fact,

is actually very close to home. In fact, Iran might be up to no good. Even in

Iran might be up to no good. Even in

Iran might be up to no good. Even in suburban Phoenix,

suburban Phoenix,

suburban Phoenix, >> those people standing right there, they

>> those people standing right there, they

>> those people standing right there, they all getting paid from the Iranian

all getting paid from the Iranian

all getting paid from the Iranian regime. The protesters playing musical

regime. The protesters playing musical

regime. The protesters playing musical instruments out here are getting paid by

instruments out here are getting paid by

instruments out here are getting paid by >> they're getting paid by sources from

>> they're getting paid by sources from

>> they're getting paid by sources from Iranian regime. Look at them. You have

Iranian regime. Look at them. You have

Iranian regime. Look at them. You have to go look at them. They do not have

to go look at them. They do not have

to go look at them. They do not have teeth. They don't have a right dress on

teeth. They don't have a right dress on

teeth. They don't have a right dress on a welfare because they don't work.

a welfare because they don't work.

a welfare because they don't work. >> How does a toothless person get money

>> How does a toothless person get money

>> How does a toothless person get money from Iran?

from Iran?

from Iran? >> They have connection.

>> They have connection.

>> They have connection. >> Do they have a Venmo situation?

>> Do they have a Venmo situation?

>> Do they have a Venmo situation? >> Yes. These toothless Iranian sleeper

>> Yes. These toothless Iranian sleeper

>> Yes. These toothless Iranian sleeper cells were out in full force with their

cells were out in full force with their

cells were out in full force with their comfortable hookas and tasteful sun

comfortable hookas and tasteful sun

comfortable hookas and tasteful sun hats. But then big news hit on the day

hats. But then big news hit on the day

hats. But then big news hit on the day of the rally.

of the rally.

of the rally. >> The Straight of Hormones is fully open

>> The Straight of Hormones is fully open

>> The Straight of Hormones is fully open and ready for business.

and ready for business.

and ready for business. >> Straight is open as of this morning.

>> Straight is open as of this morning.

>> Straight is open as of this morning. >> Who do we have to thank for that?

>> Who do we have to thank for that?

>> Who do we have to thank for that? >> Well, we have to thank President Trump

>> Well, we have to thank President Trump

>> Well, we have to thank President Trump for that.

for that.

for that. >> Yeah. Joe Biden wasn't trying to open

>> Yeah. Joe Biden wasn't trying to open

>> Yeah. Joe Biden wasn't trying to open the straight.

the straight.

the straight. >> Exactly. He has the balls to do this to

>> Exactly. He has the balls to do this to

>> Exactly. He has the balls to do this to >> to open the straight.

>> to open the straight.

>> to open the straight. >> Yeah. I mean to do all this. What other

>> Yeah. I mean to do all this. What other

>> Yeah. I mean to do all this. What other president would have done this? Nobody

president would have done this? Nobody

president would have done this? Nobody else before him has done it.

else before him has done it.

else before him has done it. >> Biden wouldn't open the straight. No.

>> Biden wouldn't open the straight. No.

>> Biden wouldn't open the straight. No. Baba wouldn't open the straight do it.

Baba wouldn't open the straight do it.

Baba wouldn't open the straight do it. >> Clinton wouldn't open the straight.

>> Clinton wouldn't open the straight.

>> Clinton wouldn't open the straight. Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly. >> All because the straight was already

>> All because the straight was already

>> All because the straight was already open until Donald Trump became

open until Donald Trump became

open until Donald Trump became president.

president.

president. >> So now

>> So now

>> So now >> is that the genius that like you can't

>> is that the genius that like you can't

>> is that the genius that like you can't open straight unless you close the

open straight unless you close the

open straight unless you close the street, create global pandemonium, raise

street, create global pandemonium, raise

street, create global pandemonium, raise gas prices, and then open the straight

gas prices, and then open the straight

gas prices, and then open the straight and still no one's talking about the

and still no one's talking about the

and still no one's talking about the Epstein files.

Epstein files.

Epstein files. >> Well, that is true.

>> Well, that is true.

>> Well, that is true. >> Sadly, the straight was closed again

>> Sadly, the straight was closed again

>> Sadly, the straight was closed again just a few hours later. But hopefully

just a few hours later. But hopefully

just a few hours later. But hopefully we're near the end of this terrible war.

we're near the end of this terrible war.

we're near the end of this terrible war. I I mean conflict.