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Previously on Zoff.

I'm sorry.

Okay, we work by a string grid. Two to a square. One digs, the other sifts.

This one is more recent than the others.

No eyes, no teeth, no fingers, no record.

I'm not happy about this, Mirza.

Not my cup of tea.

What's going on?

Relate him.

Celebration goes on and on about the last thing they demand.

You're a fool to say.

I didn't have much choice, did I?

Get out.

Yeah.

Wait, wait a minute. Repeat that.

Oh, for fuck's sake, you've got to be kidding me.

All right, all right.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

He's still at the base, your husband.

No.

No.

You sat there with the helicopter.

You said last night.

God damn you.

God damn the UN.

Have a good day.

Fucking brass.

You only knew he was taking a dump on half a mil.

Really sure it's safe down there, though?

Who's gonna put their head down a shitter, huh?

Better than Mateo.

Still quiet, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

They may not yet know he's being held here, sir. Inform Captain Graham that

Dragon McHale is still at the base. Yes, sir. That's the word on my chopper.

Zencom says mid -morning by the earliest, sir. I've no idea what we're

on with that son of a bitch. No, sir.

Major Hart?

Stanford Chesworth, special representative to the U .N. Office of

Reconstruction. Never heard of it. You don't have to, Major.

I'd like to see my prisoner now.

Hmm. Well, if due diligence is your pleasure, then by all means get in touch

with my office.

But be prepared for an earful about your unauthorized apprehension of the man in

question. Took a war criminal into custody who was wanted for murder, for

ethnic cleansing.

Wahoo. Congratulations.

Where is she? Is it this one? This one's her son.

I'd like some coffee. You want some coffee?

Coffee? Black, mature coffee.

Fucking brass.

I'll make the arrangement for you.

It's good that you're having the procedure done, Captain.

You seem uncertain.

That's understandable.

I've never been more certain.

I spoke to Anna's mom, and...

We both think it's best that she leave here.

She's got an aunt who's a guest worker in Cologne, and I think that I can get

her in on compassionate grounds.

But it's a distance to agree that her treatment requires it.

This is a lie.

Yeah.

The girl wants this?

Typical. Jesus Christ. Just let her go.

I mean, we both know she has no home here.

For her sake or yours?

What do they say?

What's your dragon is alive?

Held at the UN base.

This is true.

Let's roll.

Okay, why don't you just go ahead and open up that cage.

We'll need you to open it up.

Thank you.

All right.

You look pretty damn good for a man as officially dead and buried.

Oh, fellas, help the man with his jacket.

If you got something here, it'll calm you down for the upcoming trip.

I have heart arrhythmia, but then you know that.

You black -hearted witch.

You see my Dr.

Death? My beautiful mingling.

A nameless, faceless cog.

They know who's responsible.

Legends.

Well, do you ever have any number of shorts in a knot over your alleged

Major? I mean, a U .N. observer commits an act of murder on a local citizen.

That is appalling, sir.

I'd love to know the reason why.

Alright.

Plenty of time.

How much did you pay?

Good morning, brother.

Oh, do I send my bill to Mecca?

Mirza's blood is on your hands.

Please, tell me where his body is.

What are you asking me for?

Don't you ask his head.

You know a Muslim needs to be buried whole.

Please, have some respect.

All this holy talk is going to your head now.

Where's the creature I knew and loved, eh?

The woman who knew where all the bodies were buried.

I don't know.

Hey, did you hear?

Your old pal.

Commander Dragan.

He's alive.

Captured by our Canadians.

Ask his piousness what he's going to do about that rat fuck bastard.

And all he did to you and yours.

What about them?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Oh, Captain Kovacs, I just had the pleasure of chatting with your disgraced

colleague. I'm Stanford Chesworth, special representative to the U .N.

Political Reconstruction. Nice to know you.

I don't have to think we're all special.

Freezer van?

I see that you brought a freezer van with you.

Is it full of Mr.

Mikhailov's grotesques? Yes, sir.

Including his son?

Yes. Nice judge, Captain. You have a flair for the Grand Guignol. I'm going

like you.

I want this convoy ready to go in five here, Major.

What's a leap?

What the fuck was that?

It's Moses, our lawgiver.

Keep them moving. That's my advice.

With your permission, I'd like a word with Major Desjardins.

It'll have to be brief. I've been instructed to ship them out in the same

convoy.

Why?

I think we both know the answer, actually.

Was it for her you did it?

Did she betray you, too?

Was it over money?

They're transferring you to U .N. command.

Don't say a word as for French military counsel, okay?

Just give me some time, Simon, and I'll find a way out of this.

Simon, look at me.

I can help you.

Yes, Sean, please. Please help me.

Let me go.

Nothing of your involvement with the victim needs to be known. You think that

I'm here to protect my fucking career?

Where you taking me?

Huh? You taking me to see my wife?

Go on. Go see my wife.

You too, sir.

I need some time, son.

Court martial. Back off before you dig yourself a deeper grave. Get out of my

fucking face, woman. You just watch yourself. You want to get sent back

From a few bodies?

God damn it.

All right.

Option number one, we wait them out.

We sit here and wait until their tummies start expanding and they start getting

homesick for their goulash, whatever it is these little goat fuckers eat. Do you

get that if you stand there singing witticisms, militias from neighboring

are on their way?

Already happening, darling.

Or option number two, we take a chopper.

Without negotiating, we don't. Because if the Christians don't shoot it down

before it arrives, the Muslims will once he's on board.

Well, thank you, Otto von fucking Bismarck.

Diplomacy, is it?

Diplomacy it is.

Would you set up sit -downs with all effects?

That's my job. I've dealt with both those councils for months. No, Captain,

my job. Had you been doing your job, I'd be sitting in my hot tub right now with

a martini in one hand. And your dick in the other.

Already quoted, law number one, the beep motherfucking beep.

All it would have took was a couple of run -over little goat fuckers. That's

all, Major. That is a colorful term, sir, for the citizens we're mandated to

protect. You do work for the U .N., don't you, Mr. Chesmer? Correct.

Special representative.

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't mind just taking a little walk with me,

would you, Captain?

Captain Graham?

I find the quiet man provides.

Very stimulating conversation.

Captain.

Watch out for friendly fire.

You must be the prosecutor.

And you, the judge. And jury.

And hangman.

All in one milk -fed, cute -bottomed Canadian girl

package.

Shut the fuck up.

You got a filthy mouth, Canadian girl.

Mr. Prosecutor, what are the charges? Never mind, I'll read them to you.

The defendant is hereby accused of murder, rape camps, and

ethnic cleansing.

It is what you're writing, isn't it?

Your Honor, how am I to defend myself against such charges?

War is hell, your honor, and hell is other people.

L 'enfer c 'est l 'autre, and people are people, so why should it be that you

and I get along so awfully?

I will give you the real clients.

Refuso to be a puppet to the West.

Attempted to staunch my country's... Islamification.

The restoration of a homeland to its rightful owner.

C 'est de la merde.

All your justifications are bullshit. You are an animal with no law, no

morality.

You give me a lecture on morality?

You? A killer?

Yes. Yes, I killed a man.

But not for your fascist anarchism.

but because of what he did to me, an old, old tale.

You call me an animal, and you quote the law of the jungle.

I intend to pay for what I did, but you, not you.

To pretend what you did was done out of righteousness?

Ah, no, no, no, no.

I never said that. That I leave to the hypocrites.

in the UN, or will you sit there writing your drivel and honestly tell me that

the UN has ever, ever acted in the interest of the weak and the poor?

No, Mr.

Peacemaker.

It is only when the people stand up and show power, when the price of condos

drop in London or Manhattan, that's when they take an interest in the

niggers.

White or black.

Your own world.

Power and money, that's all.

Another old, old tale.

By your own world, you're nothing but a gangster and a thief.

C 'est tout.

C 'est tout.

C 'est tout. What about it, Your Honor?

C 'est tout.

C 'est tout.

When they nail me to the cross with the sign above my head, say, thief,

c 'est tout.

What about you, Canadian girl?

Huh?

Why do you have this shit assignment, huh?

Did you do something shitty?

Are you a thief, too?

Like you, you shut -up asshole.

I want you to tell me about the hairdresser. Would you do that?

Nina Mikhailov. Yeah.

It's a fact to edit the Christians here in the adepts.

That I know.

Is it a powerful woman? Yeah.

Take your head off, you know, Captain.

Opportunistic.

Who's else been here?

Just say a pal.

All right.

All right. She tends to play the advantages, but a true believer, I'd

How much does she want her husband back? Does she want her husband back?

She might be motivated to make a deal.

Sir!

Sir!

The Major's asked me to accompany you at the negotiations, sir. To the

negotiations, Lieutenant, not that.

It's Lieutenant.

Oh, please now, tell me, this is my new translator, is it?

Yes, Natasha Vukovic, sir. Natasha, did you grow up around here?

Uh, not enough, but yes.

And do you have to be drop -dead gorgeous in order to work as a

the Dudley Dews?

Do you?

Because you are gorgeous.

What happened?

mountain assault, is there any guarantee that my husband wouldn't be killed in

it?

Better to let him be taken to the Hague for a show trial?

This is Mikhailov.

Can I just start off by offering my condolences on the death of your son? I

so sorry for your loss. I thank you for your kindness. Now, pleasantly decide

what you want.

It's not about what I want.

It's about what I have that you need.

And what would that be?

Well, you see, now, I'm obliged to deliver your husband to the Hague. You

obliged, as I see it, to stop that from happening and keep him here, at least as

far as your supporters are concerned. Am I about right? Your husband was a

powerful man. Now, powerful men make powerful enemies.

It could not have been easy for you, little lady, to take control here, nor

maintain it.

I'm listening.

I'm all about you maintaining control, ma 'am.

Go on.

And that's the last of the permission papers. Thank you.

I'm sure Captain Kovacs appreciates this.

Why did they come here?

What are the papers?

Captain Kovacs didn't talk to you.

About what?

Don't worry, little girl. She will.

Did you get... Oh, man. So close.

Okay, try again. Try again. Okay.

Here we go.

Welcome. Come on ahead.

Thank you, ma 'am.

I'm very grateful you decided to sit down at our table, sir. Please, if you

would.

All right.

I must apologize in advance.

for not being fully briefed. Now, as I understand things, you are from

are you, sir?

Chicago. Yeah, but you studied in Pakistan at a... I understood that this

meeting was to obtain our cooperation in the transfer of Dragan Mikhailov to a

court of justice.

Absolutely, sir. Yes. It is a Muslim's duty to see that justice is done.

Yeah. At a madrasas where you studied... Am I pronouncing that correctly?

What are you asking me, Mr. Chesworth?

Excuse me. Is the UN or is it the US State Department?

Concerned with where I did my religious training.

The man is just curious to know where you learned your trade, Imam.

Take me.

I grew up in Manchester.

I never spent a day away until I came back here to help me people.

Whereas you went to Pakistan.

I will not sit here and have insinuations made. Not by this man.

Don't go all Al -Qaeda on me.

You are a kafir.

You are no Muslim.

It's a joke, mate.

May Allah damn you for what you have done.

Now it's out of my hands. It's in yours, the UN.

You collected the evidence, made the arrest.

I'm sure you're going to be called as a witness.

Why? Why would he do this? I don't believe that such a man like Major

will kill somebody unless... Unless?

Unless he was supposed to do this.

So without defense, then?

Yes, in a sense.

Something terrible did happen to him or to who he loved.

That might help him.

If I could talk to him, perhaps he would tell me how it really happened.

Revenge is going to become a defense. A lot of people in this country are going

to go free.

Did you know Osama bin Laden used to hang around here in the bad old days?

he?

What am I saying? Of course you knew, Mr Chesworth, you would, of course.

Oh, that place was crawling with terrorists. We had no security, you

I don't want those bad old days to come back.

What would you say if I could give you the mobile phone of a certain gent of

your recent acquaintance, eh? You're saying you have a cell phone? Yeah.

The made calls might be of interest to you and yours.

And this cell phone, it just happened to fall into your lap, I suppose.

Well, you know, needs must, eh?

As opposed.

I could also show you what's hidden in the basement of a certain mosque.

A most unholy sight, I must say.

Very generous.

But I'll have to assume now your generosity comes with a price tag. What

want? No, no, no, no. I don't dream of it, not at all. No, no, no, no.

I'm a Muslim who believes in the future of the arts.

I don't want to see me hometown dragged down into madness just because of some

fanatic's hatred of freedom.

So it's just we want the same things out of life, you and I.

Exactly. Exactly.

That's good.

Come on, baby.

Boy, I got almost down.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Shut the fucking door!

Perhaps

I

can help you make amuse.

If you take off your pants and you slip one leg into the other, it might serve

as a good choker for you.

Very funny, my friend.

But I'm not the type to kill myself.

Just your son.

Oh.

A comedian.

Very unhappy people.

You see, Corporal, every monster eats its own in time.

Yes, you are right.

monster. I am the terrible knife that cuts out the cancer.

I serve a purpose.

I am needed. I am wanted.

I serve.

And unlike your monsters, Bush, Blair, Clinton, I pay for what I do.

My son, may God forgive his betrayal.

Will you give the same speech to your wife?

Deep writing.

Peace maker.

Deep writing.

No, thank you.

Corporal.

Kindly give this.

My confession of murder.

And mine alone.

To Major Hunt.

And fish and...

Bravo.

$100 ,000 gone.

God, man, it's got to be.

Diesel?

Lieutenant! Lieutenant!

Permission to recover our mascot, sir.

Yeah, it's got to be down there, sir.

It ain't right to just leave little Domi in a shithole, sir.

All right, come on.

Yeah.

I want that bitch cunt arrested.

It wasn't Miss McKinley. I want her ass thrown in that brig with her ass

-shitting husband.

Are you fucking deaf?

I said it wasn't her. Not to Christ would you know that, pal.

She gave us the information that led to her husband's arrest.

Well, that would have been a nice slice of information to have before, Major. We

made a deal with the lady. I don't like to run egg on deals. You got a law that

covers that? Law number 15.

Do not shit where you eat. And as a con, commit into that or attend him if you

like.

Do not fuck the local.

Stop it!

Bring her in here.

Let me force her hand. It's the only option.

What, you think she's going to come down to this madhouse because you fucking

psyched her?

Not me.

What?

From the gun that killed Vilka.

There's one clear fingerprint on it that belongs to the killer.

I don't know why I'm carrying this.

When Ilka's wife came, report her missing husband.

Honestly, secretly, I hoped that the man was dead.

He was a bastard.

Raped Muslim women during the war. Was a thief.

And then comes your Patriot Desjardins teaching me justice.

He's a good man.

Give me a drink.

No.

Whiskey Charlie, come in. Whiskey Charlie here.

Bravo Alpha here, Whiskey Charlie. Need a favor? Need you to bring a good

Christian woman to the bait. Over.

Can't. No one's getting through.

She will.

Tell her she needs to come down here and calm these people down.

And if she doesn't? Tell her Captain Graham asked especially for her.

Is this a spook talking?

If she requires further motivation, tell her she can have a quiet word with her

husband about their son.

Rock,

buck, and bow. Well spoken, Major.

What friends give?

She'll be happy if I don't beat up a woman.

Next time, you'll be buried with your son.

I'm not leaving.

I don't want to go. I want to stay here, dad.

I'm not your father.

Your father is some Turkish moron. Get lost from here.

Get lost.

What are you waiting for?

Get lost.

What is it? What are you looking at?

Motherfucker.

Who of you is responsible for this fraud?

I said there was to be no assault.

Treacher, you call it?

It was no treacher to give our commander up in the first place.

How dare you?

How dare you accuse me?

I only said that someone had to give him up.

Who would do this?

I don't think you see so clearly today, Mrs.

Mihailov. Oh.

Blinded by passion, you mistake others in the bed of the U .N., so to speak.

What are you saying, Ojo?

Mrs. McCullough, have you heard from Justice Bakersfield?

I'll be with you in a moment.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

With all due respect, your husband.

Who is in custody?

Perhaps you want to keep him there, Mrs. Mihailov, away from your marriage bed.

He saw the English UN leaving your house this morning.

I see what my heart longs to believe is not true, Mila.

So that's what this is about.

You are jealous.

Oh, Gorgio, Gorgio, Gorgio.

You owe me that one.

Shoot me or get rid of the body.

This is Mikhailov.

It's a pleasure to see you again.

That is my husband.

We're going to get to that.

Oh,

Captain. I suggest that you give UN command a call, clarify your future

What the hell are you talking about?

Law number one.

Have a safe flight, dear. You hear me?

Safe flight now.

The evidence in the police investigation is gone.

Disappointing, but not unexpected.

Did you hear what I said? Yes.

You goddamn crazy French fuck. The case against you has been dismissed.

I'm trying to understand.

This is all I have.

I have given my confession in writing.

There is no mention of you.

This is what you tied her with.

Oh, yeah, stupid me. I didn't think a fucking missile was gonna come take a

crap. God!

Fucking Tim franchise, double -double, shit!

Who's gonna tell Summers?

I want all four of you up to the front gate. And keep your eyes open for

anything suspicious.

It's Smith!

Captain Kovac, everything's lined up for your missile now.

I made sure the men didn't touch the projectile debris.

I figured you'd want to do in and out.

You telling me those people outside my gate are not your people?

Of course there might be.

But they're not the ones who shot at your helicopter.

Mrs. Mikhailov, common sense would suggest that the missile was fired by

sympathetic to your husband.

Common sense? Common sense is for commoners, not for a rarefied creature

this.

What do you suppose they might think if they knew that your husband was captured

by an active betrayal? What do you suppose they might think?

They would think they're being manipulated by liars and hypocrites. Oh,

right? Is that right?

They wouldn't think there was a grain of truth to that at all.

They wouldn't wonder why it is your husband had to come out of hiding right

Oh, cash flow problem. That's right. That's what you said, Mrs.

McIloff. Cash flow? I don't know.

Seems to me there was sufficient flow for a certain someone.

to secure a sweet little piece of property in Monte Carlo that was funded

offshore account from the Turks and Caicos. And that's kind of funny. I just

thought of that. That's ironically amusing, don't you think so?

They wouldn't think it weird that a certain someone was now getting her

scratched by a certain slimy limey United Nations military observer.

It's in all our best interests that my husband have a chance to challenge the

unjust charges made against him. Right.

Good. If someone could take me to him now.

Go this way.

Major Hart.

Mira, I knew you would come.

What does Gregor say?

When will he free me?

Such a time.

Thank you, oh, Lord, for sending me this angel.

You, poor female.

You're crying.

Why, my love?

The money?

I know you took it. I don't blame you.

You've always been a very clever girl.

My love.

For our son.

From heaven may he shit on you in hell.

He was going to betray us.

Mila, you must believe he was going to betray us. He was going to get me out of

here.

Mila!

Thank you for watching.

Oh, my God.

You're a quick study of the laws there, Alberta.

You magnificent bastard.

Don't worry, my love.

Let's go to the table. You'll see, it's beautiful in Germany.

Yes, sir.

Well, if I could just explain... Tom, can I see you for a second?

Yes, sir.

I'd be a shit mom, wouldn't I?

That's like asking if you're fit.

All right, get our guests out. We're going to change vehicles right here and

now. Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Are you going to shoot me? Am I going to shoot you? I don't think so.

Okay, Lieutenant, stand open. Let's go.

In you go.

Wait.

One say this to another. Okay, okay. Come on, boy. Get him in.

Get him in.

Sir. Sir, this is a gross violation of the Geneva Convention. Lieutenant, just

get him to the airstrip, okay? I want to hear it.

Sir.

So you, are you ready for the bright lights, sir?

Come on.

Oh,

yeah? Yeah.

Yeah,

you like that?

What did you say?

Very good.

Do it to me again.

Yeah? Yeah?

Oh, my God.

The girl went home.

Then the both of them showed up here.

The mother changed her mind. She wants to go with her now.

It's good, I think.

Good work, Tavi.

I'm going to be flying home with them tomorrow.

I've been recalled back to Canada because I have some questions to answer

my leadership in light of Simon's arrest and my team's involvement in Michaela's

capture.

So you're the new team leader, Taffy. You've been here the longest.

Exam starts.

What do we got here?

Oh, yeah.

Mr. T -Tac delivered it himself, sir.

Looks beautiful.

Well, well, Ari, Mom's got quite the little armory in his mouth.

Mr. T -Tac delivers the goods.

Would you do me a favor and get hold of Siowa there at the State Department for

me, please?

I'll just break.

May I just say, excellent work as always, Mr. Chesworth.

Well, that's awfully nice of you to say. I appreciate that, Tally. Thank you.

By the by, what was that little filly mowing while we was in the throes of

passion? Did you happen to catch that?

Fuck me, you old faggot. Fuck me.

Sure.

Thank you, Tally.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Though tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had a name.

Desert wind and a perverse desire to win.

History buried in shame.

All those feelings of celebration go.

Lasting day of my life.