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Previously on Zoss.

We may

have

something.

So tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had an A.

Desert wind and a perverse desire to win.

Victory, very unsure.

Last thing they remember

This beauty would put hole in his head, not even my dick can feel.

What's my name?

What's my name?

Hey, get off, get off, get off!

He's a busy, busy beaver, his piousness is.

Where the hell does he think he's come?

Being awfully thorough, Captain.

I understood you filed your report.

You had no prior intelligence.

You?

As -salamu alaykum.

How do you do, Major Hart?

I am Imam Zaid Hamd.

Captain Kovac, military observer.

Alaykum salam.

My papers, Major Hartz.

I trust you were informed that I was coming.

Is it your first day, sir?

Much to do.

Would it be possible to meet with you this afternoon?

I'll have to check my schedule.

Till then, Major.

If God and your daytime are permit.

Someone's come a big spender?

The Christian council summoned me to discuss that very fact.

Perhaps you'd join me when I do meet with this gentleman, Captain?

It's better. I appreciate your assessment.

Let me know when.

It'll be my pleasure to receive you.

You see me.

You coming around here next?

Tidy up the other girls, will you?

And make sure the booze is moved down to the basement.

The gun's still in the mouth, George.

That is to blame for that, eh?

You keep praying, Creech.

Praying to that Amman's God, eh?

Ask for a merciful killing.

See what kind it gives you.

You know the name, or you'll learn it soon enough.

George T -Tac.

I apologize for neglecting your training.

Neglecting you.

As I stated, I believe the rule of law is the foundation for all civilized

endeavor.

And I expected police force.

It's vital to that rule.

I am talking about you, gentlemen.

You are your community's best hope.

The recent tragedy in the square only proves the need, sir. Is there something

you wish to share, officer?

I say, if I am so important, how come it is I cannot feed my daughters?

You are missing your sidearm, officer.

It was stolen.

Stolen or sold?

Come back when you've recovered.

Find the raisin.

We should single out Muslim officers, too.

Major, I mean, no disrespect, but Officer Gratiot speaks true.

We have no pay for months now.

The Islamic Republic won't say?

Well, neither Christian nor Muslim.

Both councils were given ample grants by the UN.

You know, our politicians like to talk as much as yours.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, order.

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

As I said, the UN is not in the business of denying spiritual counsel to anyone.

No.

Allow this man to desecrate our holy church.

Well, I believe you're referring to a mosque, Mr. Novakovich, so...

from us.

When? When was this?

1389. At the martyrdom of St.

Lazar.

You can't possibly believe... For five centuries, we have been the defenders of

Christianity.

Don't expect us to bow down meekly to the view and Islamification, Major.

We still honor our martyr's flag here, not wear it as underwear.

Good.

No.

We wait for Mrs. Mikhailov's word.

And she called.

Then the bull was back.

The bull was back down. The bull was back. The bull was back down.

Why would you even ask me that?

It's a reasonable question.

You're a soldier.

A military observer in a foreign land who tells me she might be pregnant?

I'd be remiss if I didn't ask about the circumstances.

I'm happy to see another doctor. Hold it.

I can test for HIV and STDs at the same time.

Do you wish to accept the added expense?

Yes.

Roll up your seat, please.

How's Anna?

She's much better.

I cannot justify keeping her any longer.

Well, I thought her mother came in there. Her mother has a husband.

There is an orphanage that will take her, despite the mix.

Well, still, please.

Which cocksucker advised him?

Mirza? Mirza, but others too.

Sakis has offered him his apartment.

Sakis.

Suck of shit.

Not the only time I ever saw him on his knees.

Was in the room next door.

He's coming, George.

We have to play this real smooth.

You never can tell with the religious.

Which one will break your balls and which ones will play with them.

Even a prophet needs a gun in the other, George.

This one will learn. He will deal or... What the hell?

The fuck has gone over to the Christians?

Yeah.

There he is, brother.

You know very well that what you call a mosque was one... Mr. Chairman, how does

it help us to debate these ancient injustices?

You come to profit our workers. And you call this ancient?

I believe I said, by God's mercy, we have ample funds and so are willing to

your own unemployed in the rebuilding of our house of worship.

We want no blood money. Good day.

You must excuse the intrusion, Mr. Chairman. I must address the council on

matter of importance.

The grants to your police force.

The agenda's full, Major. Make an appointment and come back another time.

Please. The fact your police officers aren't being paid isn't a priority?

This is not your concern.

The UN funds your police force's equipment and training.

Will they still do so after I make my report?

What are you implying, Major?

The law cannot be enforced if its officers are held in contempt, Mr.

Your language is offensive to us, Major.

I suggest you take your accusations across the square.

If the Muslim Council has been delinquent, it will be rectified.

If you are unable to pay for your own officers, we would be willing to

the interim financing of the entire police force.

This matter is tabled for further discussion.

Oil money.

American money?

Looks so, sir.

He's here under the auspices of an Islamic charity based in the States.

So, there are links to similar Saudi foundations.

Any red flags? Any GI talk?

Not yet, sir. So, what are we talking here? Is he traditionalist?

Fundamentalist? Is he Muhammad Ali -ist?

Not sure.

I could ask Ms. Vukovic to translate his speeches.

We'll send them out for translation.

You'll have to excuse me. I've got a webcam conference right now.

Yes, sir.

Lieutenant? Sir?

When I'm done here, I want you to dig a whole lot deeper.

Yes, sir.

Hello?

Major Hart.

Who are you?

I'm Maggie.

You're babysitting?

Do you want my wife on, please, Maggie? She's expecting my call.

6 a .m. on a Saturday morning.

I think she said something about a prayer breakfast.

Is my daughter awake?

Uh -huh.

Could you put her on, please?

Maggie.

Hey, you princess.

Does that smile for me?

Are you being a good girl for your mom?

Roe?

Roe?

House bells, woman.

It's only my invoice, Major.

Do you want me to start giving them to someone else? No, that's fine.

It's always nice to see you, Mrs. Vukovic.

Um, the Virginia.

Major.

Senator?

Sorry, my husband suffered too much. And she's not.

It's only going to get worse for her, Mrs. Message.

Talk to him. Make him see what he's doing. You don't know.

He... My son, his... His son is dead.

Listen to me.

You are not to blame for being raped.

And God knows Anna's not. Oh, please, don't you judge me.

You don't understand.

Anna is not his daughter.

I tell you, I can't.

I'll take Anna to your farmhouse, and you can tell her that yourself.

Happy families.

That's the

What the fuck was that? Pea keeping?

Did I miss something?

That's a scene what you do I do I'm David Bowie not fucking Elton John

Come.

Marin, don't be this way!

Marin!

What can I do for you, Captain?

We both were speaking with this newer man. I had a bit of time to kill.

Looks like I'm out of luck.

Unless, of course, you want to have a go.

You want a haircut?

Gross.

You think you can squeeze me to shame a big dipper?

Come this way.

Good day.

Well, that's nice, Captain.

Well, the UN's paying.

Don't chop away.

Is this your wedding album?

A book of remembrance.

Do you mind?

Is that your husband's hair?

It's a thing.

Does that mean to offend?

Must be hard for you here, I think.

Do you?

Everyone looking to you is some sort of paragon.

No fault for what you might want for yourself.

You know, some people around here say your husband and your son ain't dead,

Mikhailov. Ow.

I don't suppose you'd give that sort of rumour much credit.

I come from the former Yugoslavia major. I know its need.

That's why I've come back from America to serve you.

The focus of my work will be practical.

The Islamic community has been without leadership for too long.

They need jobs, law and order, schools, drug rehabilitation, modern medical

services. Excuse me, Imam.

How exactly do you intend to fund all this?

I'm here with the support of Muslims in both America and Canada.

Is that a problem, Major? I hope not.

Must reconstruction money come from the Red Cross or perhaps Halliburton to meet

with your approval?

That's an interesting leap, sir.

As a Muslim living in America after 9 -11, I've learned to read the signs

Is it wariness, Major?

Caution.

Based on... My service experience in Afghanistan, for one.

Well, I can't speak to Afghanistan.

But I once had an unfortunate experience with a drunken lout of a Canadian

working as a Santa Claus in a Chicago department store.

And yet my wife still shopped there.

All right.

You say a school. What kind?

A good one.

If there is no future for our children, there is no future.

Indeed, I would like you to consider lending your soldiers engineering

to help in the construction.

I will give any proposal you send me my close attention.

Good.

I'll have one for you as soon as I can, God willing.

Thank you for making time, Major.

You as well, Miss Kovacs.

My wife and I are hosting a reception tonight. We would be honored if you and

your colleagues would attend.

Well, I'll have to get back to you on that.

It's a question of protocol.

We all have a higher power.

Not usually so quiet, Captain.

May I ask what this silence speaks of the man?

He's Jesus.

For God's sake.

I think it's clear that he hopes to do good here. That's what makes him

dangerous.

What do you advise?

We watch him.

That's what everybody else is going to be doing.

Mikhailov, bad boys in the hills, especially our friend T -Dak.

Wilmer came to open conflict the other night. I do not want to repeat the

experience.

He shows up.

Stop.

Do you see some kind of higher power working here?

Do you?

So you find faith in a loving God amusing?

I didn't mean to offend.

The devil just seems a more reasonable proposition to me.

I do better at hating him than... I almost

got myself killed powwowing with a so -called imam in Afghanistan.

Taliban fraud.

All my instincts are telling me to keep away, but...

If, as you say, this guy... And I recognize

that my situation is not without irony.

You're the church -going man, Major.

Look at that. Think of him as Jesus.

And how well that turned out.

You know,

you will go today to my house.

My wife will make some cassoulet for my French friend. And we are going to get

drunk. Perhaps another time.

Happy if they would call you and represent you well.

We're going to get drunk with you. I will get drunk with you.

In the name of God, the compassionate and the merciful, good deeds and evil

deeds are not equal.

The pay evil with good, and he who is your enemy will become your dearest

friend.

You're clean, Captain.

No disease.

And you're pregnant.

Six weeks.

Now, I can do the procedure.

Or I can arrange for it to be done in Tuzla.

That would be more discreet.

Please.

Are you all right?

God, I've got a girl in a girl act. It'll be romantic, too. All set against

real -time backdrop of explosion in square air.

Welcome to Yannets.

This is Sanza. George C. Tuck.

I'd like a word with your husband, if convenient.

He... He knows the name.

No sale.

The

devil

is this.

What's she doing here?

Our new friends are hosting a reception inviting Nya that is notable.

What impudence.

Fanatics like this are reviving Islam in all our towns using jihad's money.

This is our future we're looking at if we don't nip this in the fucking...

You look beautiful.

You want me to.

That's why you bought it for me.

Did you see his face?

Do you believe in original things?

They don't.

The Turks.

They think a boy is pure and innocent until 13.

Then he decides to love God or the devil.

Have you ever heard such a fucking fairy tale?

I know.

I know.

We are born in sin and violence, and that violence will out.

Done. We do again.

Fuck.

I'm coming.

Boy! Boy!

Oh! Sarah!

Sarah!

Stop at the door!

That was it.

I missed my fucking shot.

I missed my fucking shot.

Where are you going?

We're doing games.

Of course we have.

But weapons can kill us even more.

We are Muslims, but we are not.

You revolted him.

Violence involves nothing, Sean.

Didn't feel that way.

Stop chatting.

I took the test, Simon. I'm pregnant.

What do we do?

Don't make this yours.

But it could be mine.

For God's sake.

You know what they say.

Shut up.

Apparently, it's impossible for a man to get an erection or to cum.

unless he's aroused.

Thank you for this, Mount Hunter.

menu down not at all major thank you

perhaps

you will give me your opinion on it tonight if you are free to attend of

currying favor and successfully so

This reception.

The editor of Yad Vatrugna tells me he will attend.

And Father Theodosius as well.

I'll speak to the priest.

One of us needs to accompany them to protect our interests.

You know what needs doing.

My husband likes to say the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

No doubt.

Are Chetniks going to destroy their mortars?

What will he do when they attack?

Pray? I'll kill the holy fucker, might tell George.

Where are my mother's eyes?

They're mortars.

Leave us.

Leave us, fatos.

It would be a model.

Christian and Muslim.

Separate classrooms, but not in the playground.

And where would this model school be?

On Christian or Muslim?

I would welcome your suggestion, Mrs. Mikhailov. And the curriculum?

Each council determines its own.

Religious education?

If the councils decide so, yes.

Does religion frighten you, Captain?

Well, Monk May just confuses me, but if it teaches intolerance, then yes.

Intolerance?

You voiced a secular paradox.

So tolerant. Tolerant of anything.

Except a believer's needs to live faithfully.

Major Arts, what do you think?

I think it's a proposal that merits... Merhaba.

Welcome to our home.

Thank you all for coming.

Your wife is very beautiful.

She is American?

Yes, we met in Chicago.

Her family emigrated from Tehran.

Were you living in America when the World Trade Center was attacked?

Yes.

Tell us, Imam.

I know there are crazy theories, but who do you think committed this crime

against humanity?

The Muslims?

Christians?

Or the Jews?

Satan.

Would you excuse me, please?

You're still very silent, Captain.

Reservations? Look, I admit that his proposal sounds good.

Maybe he can even do what he says and bridge the divide.

I want it to work.

It's too soon to know.

500 euro pairs.

George fucking Cinderella.

That should be my name.

Always on the outside looking in at the ball.

When I was a kid in Manchester, we were the only Muslims on the block.

Dagos.

Of course, we weren't really Dagos, but that's all the obs needed to call us.

They used to kick the shit out of me.

We looked just like them.

But we weren't.

We couldn't be.

Oh, no, not with Mum and Dad taking us to a mosque instead of a chapel, eh?

There was this one kid.

A real darky. From Jamaica.

He used to hang around with.

He used to beat the shit out of him, too.

Do you think his mum ever invited me over for roti?

No, no, no.

She were too worried about the yobbos.

Ah, yes, fucking Cinderella, that's me.

Phil, that slippery cunt's all right with the prince, isn't she?

Come on, Creech.

Have a drink.

What are you talking about?

You remember.

So do I.

Go away.

Go away!

What?

You want to kill me, huh?

Prophet, you want to kill me, right?

It's got to be.

Sex and death.

If they don't rhyme, they should.

My theory, well, it is not just mine, is that they have the same root.

We want to have sex because we don't want to die.

It's animal, not moral at all. Some people can have sex once or twice a

and they're fine. The others need much more sexual relief to express their

feelings.

What do you make of that, Lieutenant?

Come again?

No worries, mate.

Are you married, Captain Kovacs?

It's not as easy an answer as yes or no.

Do you have children?

Nor I.

Soon, I hope.

Such a blessing.

And you, Mrs. Mikhailov?

Yes, I have a son.

He was murdered.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Don't be naive.

One fool is enough.

Gentlemen,

friends, our meal awaits, please.

Please, come.

Major, I apologize.

I'm not feeling well.

Could one of your soldiers take me home to my mother's house, please?

I'm sorry to ask.

You see, Miss, we'll get back as quick as you can, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

My name is...

of this meddlesome priest.

He's an imam, George.

Amy.

You smell of piss.

Go and clean yourself up.

Send Nadia up to my room, will you?

I'd like to read some words in honor of our Christian guest.

The words of the prophet Jesus, son of Mary, beloved of God.

Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be

satisfied.

Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are those that mourn, for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the poor, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

For they shall be called sons of God.

Amen.

So tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had an A.

Desert wind, an A prefers to fire to wind.

History, very unsure.

Lastly, there was