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So tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had an A.

Desert wind, an A perverse desire to win.

Victory, very unsure.

All those beating drums.

Celebration goes. The bumper and the lapper.

The boxing and the members.

All those beating drums.

Celebration goes on and on.

Last thing they remember.

Good night.

Celebration goes on and on.

Last thing they remember. Good night.

Celebration goes on and on.

I came to

your country to make good people. I never taught. I

find

love.

Everyone,

come on!

Romana! I'm sorry I'm late.

What are you doing here? I'm just playing.

Give me the camera.

Look at this guy.

He's so cocky.

He is.

He's a little smart, you know.

You will see it.

That was my first thought.

It is up in the hills.

Always on drugs.

Precisely.

There could be another one coming. That's the pattern. Set him up to knock

down. The oldest trick in the book. Yeah, that's why I'm clearing the

It's stupid. Where are the stretchers? Major, I need this area secured for

equator analysis so I can figure out where the shot came from. All right. As

soon as you know, let me know. Hey.

Hey, people are already talking about payback here. As soon as you can tell me

where that shell came from, the better for everybody, don't you think? I think

we need to sit down with TDAC, ASAP, and get him to keep his goddamn people in

check. Bravo Alpha, go ahead.

Simon, I need you on the crate.

You think he's the right man for the job?

Precision work, then.

He's the best.

that you appear to have let us through to your show. I know who done this. Oh,

yes, I know. I know they can't.

Maybe it was Muslims firing on themselves.

For what reason?

Same as they always do.

It's a game of sympathy.

The world sees dead Muslims on the television screens automatically

the war criminals.

All I can say is I hope it wasn't us.

But then you would know that, Mrs. Mihailov.

Oh, yeah. She was blind while walking about, eh?

Made me look like collateral fucking damage.

Not all this for you, George.

For stealing her smack, you fucking moron.

Come on.

That's enough, that's enough. Leave it, leave it.

Come on.

Get all the men together, you hear me?

It's two of theirs for every one of ours.

Where the fuck have you been? The church is full as this day, the market. Clean

the guns.

What's he doing here? Get him out. He was a good man. It's not said, Mickey.

mother is... You sober up, you fat fuck!

We have business to do.

Bloody

thing

isn't working.

Battery's been probably dead.

God damn it, Taffy. It's that little prick, Nico. He keeps stealing our

Well, we need pictures, so make drawings.

Me? I can hardly draw stick figures.

Can we quit fucking the dog, please?

She says she doesn't want to speak to me. She wants her own people to

Oh, for fuck's sake. All right, all right.

Listen, if you don't...

She said the shot came from the hills.

Right. Which hills?

Which hills?

It's like a fucking bloody Lewis Carroll.

Get their names. We'll take statements later.

It's a waste of time.

Taking witness statements is a waste of time. From them, yeah.

But there were some local cops on duty.

Well, there's one.

I think he'll give us much.

An officer named Culkin's the one that we want. He's at the hospital.

Get our transport, will you?

Aye, aye, Captain.

How you doing?

Is this okay?

Looks like 82 millimeter.

You seen one of those in a while?

I gotta leave for a bit.

Mr. Culkin, are you okay to talk?

You were at the check point.

Yeah,

it was a training day.

I was supposed to work with Major Desjardins.

But then I found out that I'm missing a button.

And I knew I had to find this button because your major's like, how do you

so by book.

And I stopped looking. But I heard the sound I hoped to never hear again.

And I saw the motor come over and I arrived.

Okay, so over the building. It was from the hill then.

Maybe they were aiming at the building.

So it was an accident?

Sorry, Captain. We don't have accidents here.

Are you a Christian or a Muslim, officer?

I'm a policeman.

Right. I saw what I saw with my eyes, and these are policeman eyes.

Thank you, officer.

I thought we are now.

Forget it. Rookie mistake.

Captain, how long until that crater announced?

Look, I said... We've got some major shit brewing with the Muslims, Captain.

sooner you can tell me when they're going to...

Hey,

do we have an understanding here?

Absolutely. Did you set up to sit down with T -Deck?

No.

Let's go.

You're all right?

I think so.

Hell of a mess.

Tried to prepare you for it, but... You're up with it?

I remember when I was just a girl.

My sister and I would stand on the balcony of our apartment building and

the show.

Every night the mortars fell and...

We would say, oh, look, that's Marcus' house, or that's the school.

Bomb the school?

Bomb the school.

Do you have a cigarette, Lieutenant?

I don't like my brand.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing, mate?

Put him down. We're still investigating there.

He's telling you that his land of ritual demands it. Let it go.

Let it go.

All right.

It's funny.

It's funny.

I'm telling you, it's good stuff. I got right up close.

I got guy without leg. It's perfect for CNN.

Old plays.

That.

Oh, yeah. You talk to your boss yet?

How much?

For major human rights violation?

Listen,

I'm in negotiations with Al Jazeera, Rai, and BBC.

Hey, Private Nash.

Come here, mate. Of course, tell the captain how you tell me.

Oh, since you're asking me, no one has till now.

I think it was a suicide bomber, sir.

Go on.

We were just binding the checkpoint.

Usual bullshit, right?

Keeping an eye on the locals.

I turn to say something to Horcroft, and as I turn to my head, I, uh, seize,

uh... Oh, whip it!

Oh, whip it! Oh, whip it!

Like, boom, this bomb goes off, like, from right there in the marketplace.

You didn't hear any incoming?

Nah, nothing like that. It was from there, in the crowd.

Someone looking kind of Muslim -y, right?

Sir.

All right, soldier.

Thank you.

Yeah, keep the pack, bro.

Nice.

You buying any of that? No.

Definitely an 82mm.

Thank you for the confirmation.

What do you got?

The round was fired from the direction of vector H. I don't have precise range

or trajectory yet.

All right, you and Mick, Rex, do the Christian gun positions up top.

We should ask Mila's permission first.

Fuck Mila.

I think that would help.

Dipshit.

We talked to him. We... Talk to Mila, make nice, verify that the guns are

blah, blah, blah. You know the drill.

Blah, blah, blah, Mick.

A lady who knows how to drink.

24 hours is all I'm asking for.

24, 48, take as long as you want, Captain.

What'll be said in the end, eh?

What we know now. The Christians have renewed hostilities.

You don't know that. You need to let us investigate.

I can recognize a shot being fired across me bow.

It's them telling us to keep our place, isn't it?

Hear me out, George. We will find out who did this. Shell, make, position,

fucking rank.

And once you've determined it was Mikhailov's murderers who fired that

you'll watch.

This is your condemnation. No, sir. We'll take out their position.

You're talking an airstrike. If required.

A man of action.

It's an honor to have you in my establishment, Major.

Back to camp and have the men fall in, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

Out of your fucking mind.

I'd play all in, Captain.

You can't pretend to call in an air star. I'm not pretending.

You know how many times we've tried that in Coca -Cola?

Sick. Do I look like a meatball?

Great. Blow it all up.

Who do you think has to pick up the pieces? Let's go, Mateo. Will you talk

him? We're losing it. Mateo! Sir.

What is this?

You proved to the infidels that the glory of the Kosovo knights is still

in this town.

You are our little tiger, just like our commander Dragan was our king Lada.

What a fool!

Does he want the world to condemn me?

Many more like it, Mrs. Mikhailov. Many people seem impressed.

A sure statement denying all responsibility for this tragedy.

Absolutely. Well spoken.

Write it up, but don't release it.

The gentleman with the nice manners.

Pleasure to see you again, Mrs. Mikhailov.

Captain Graham investigated the Muslim atrocity at my farmhouse.

I hope this atrocity wasn't payback.

What can I do for you?

We'd like to inspect the Christian artillery up in the hills.

Why ask me? The UN is free to go wherever it pleases.

In theory, yes, but a kind word in the right ear wouldn't hurt.

I don't think that you or your people knew anything about this attack.

How magnanimous of you.

That's not what everyone else thinks, is it?

What's the harm in letting us go up and prove that your guns weren't fired?

Our friends in the hills will give you a good Christian welcome.

I appreciate that, Mr. McConnell.

Oh,

murder.

Not possible.

Our motor shell didn't come from the hill.

Look at the angle of descent.

An 82 mil never could have reached that building from the high ground, let alone

cleared it.

What if they jerry -rigged an artillery piece to fire it? No, no, no.

It would have to be the start of the century to come in at this angle.

Are your figures right?

I don't make mistakes.

Think about what you're saying, Simon.

Christian gunmen sneaking into the Muslim quarter?

Muslims firing on their own?

I am not saying who fired.

I'm saying that this shell did not come from that hill. You can call the other

two back.

You saw him.

A simple yes or no would mean a lot to me, Sean.

I am confident in the truth about my facts and figures, but little else.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Hang on, talk to the little prick.

The UN -brokered ceasefire in the Yadik region of the former Yugoslavia was

shattered today by a mortar attack in a crowded market square.

At least seven Muslim civilians were killed in the blast.

that is believed by UN spokesmen to be the work of Christian extremists, women

and children. There it is, eh?

Tell the gospel.

Come here, look.

Here's their checkpoint.

There's the cunt's chop shop.

Now, I want men on the roof, here, here and here.

Right?

Men who can shoot.

I'm not talking fucking smack.

All right?

Clear? I tell his death in the past year.

The Orthodox Metropolitan Church in Belgrade has condemned... I mean, Mrs.

Mihailov, if they are planning a reprisal, you should think to perhaps

You run.

...has expressed the hope that the tragic incident is... You screwed us up!

What? You should be happy for me. I had such luck today. I made my first sale.

We haven't even found a mortar position yet, and these assholes are assigning

blame. Look, of course it was Christians killing Muslims, and now... Godwins

will kill Christians. It's the same old story, Captain. The only story.

Show me everything, frame by frame.

I came... I came to your... Hey, hey, hey, that's my beret.

Well,

that's what options have we got.

Uh -huh.

And you still don't think that... Just let me finish.

You don't think there's any good way out of this for us?

All right. Okay.

I hear you. Yeah, I gotta go.

Because I am sitting on a powder keg here, and if you can't or won't give me

straight answer, then I'll have to find my own, as usual.

Give my love to Rowena.

I've got enough in my plate. My fucking wife chooses now to... Any news from

Argon, sir?

About? Here's your coffee.

Don't ask for miracles, Lieutenant.

Sarajevo, Srebrenica.

Rwanda? Does pussy send in air?

All we got is ten dead Muslims in a one -horse town my wife can't even

pronounce. Sorry, sir, I thought... Time, Lieutenant.

Time's the only thing can heal a wayward passion. If I've bought us any, I'll

forgive myself for prevarication.

The men assemble?

Yes, sir.

We've got a deal, sir.

Married, Lieutenant?

Me, sir?

You, sir? No, Major. Got a girl?

No, sir.

Our interpreter.

Tempting as that may be, that way madness lies, Lieutenant.

There is gun in fire.

There is gun.

Easier to find Holy Ghost.

I have a question for you, mate.

Right away, Scooby -Doo.

Where's the gun just like that that used to be right here?

This one.

Broke. Is that right?

What, you think we send artillery?

Forgive me, bro, but the thought did cross me mind. You say it was 82

millimeters. This is 122 millimeters.

Did you ever hear of a piggy in a blanket, mate?

A piggy in a blanket. You wrap it up, pop it in.

Bob's your uncle, isn't he?

Good idea, Scooby -Doo.

But we find this little piggy in the square?

Ewan, look, please.

What is between us and Muslim checkpoint is not hard to see, yes?

You are my friends, and Mrs. Mikhailov's friends.

So, now I will tell you the truth.

Come.

Come here.

I am fucking this beautiful woman.

I'm tying fucking hair and fucking hair. It's the most beautiful piece of art

ever I've had.

From the corner of my eye, I see this flash.

It starts on the roof. It goes up, up, up, up, then down, down, down, down.

And to the square.

My friend, are you trying to tell me that the Muslims are fighting on

themselves?

Whatever you think is least likely thing is most likely thing.

Five Muslims killed their own to make us look bad.

Then all people say, aha, those bad Chetniks, they kill again.

Okay, that's how they want to play.

So, we play.

I am like Bush.

Yes! Bring it on!

Sorry,

my friend.

What the hell did you do that for? Sorry.

Are you crazy?

How could he have a wife? A wife that he loves, he looks for. A family man.

The mind boggled.

What were the others?

A policeman?

A judge?

A priest?

What do you want me to say, Simon?

Yes, they pass us on the street. We don't know.

They look at us. We don't know. They get to know. Why are we even talking about

this?

Pick the stairs.

What are we doing, Simon?

Looking for mortar positions.

I missed you.

The old Simon.

I as well.

I knew it.

They set the base plate here.

Probably set up like this.

Drop, boom, gone.

Not good.

They left in a hurry.

Whiskey Charlie, over.

Whiskey Charlie, this is Whiskey Spurs and Whiskey... Waffle.

Whiskey Waffle.

Whiskey Spurs 15035 and Whiskey Waffle 15024.

Ready to come back in, okay, Albert?

Affirmative.

We may have something.

Good, because we've been chasing our tails, Albert.

Tell me when you see me. Over. How can I believe this? Our bathing duty says the

shot was fired from a rooftop of a building in the magic M -word sector,

Shut the fuck up.

What seems to be the problem, darling? Over.

We are unsecured. You don't give shit like that out over the radio. Out!

Blimey, moron.

Whiskey Charlie?

Whiskey Charlie? Are you there?

Now,

I have been hectoring you for some time about your duties tonight.

As is my want.

Now it's your turn.

Any questions?

Anything at all?

Donald? Sir, is it true the bomb was set off by a suicide bomber, sir? We don't

know who set the explosion or why, Private. Our military observers have yet

complete their investigation.

But should we be on the lookout for suicide bombers, sir?

You should be on the lookout for anything and everything that might

your returning home in a garbage bag, soldier.

This is no drill, people.

For many of you...

It'll be the first time that you stand between two armed camps with their blood

up.

Dangerous passions are inflamed. It is scary shit out there.

Yet let me remind you once again that you are not to raise your weapon unless

weapon is raised against you. You are not to fire your weapon unless a weapon

fired at you. Those are your rules of engagement.

I did not write them, but I do expect them to be followed.

To the best of your abilities.

Understood? Yes, sir!

Any more questions?

Squad, attention!

Squad,

dismiss!

Well, fucking time.

Keep the peace, man.

Yeah, keep the peace.

Now, I can't believe this. Our bathing deal. He says the shot was fired from a

roof... Shut up. ...in the Magic M -Word Sector. Over. Shut the fuck up.

What seems to be the problem, darling? Over.

What the fuck are you saying?

He's bullshit.

Play it again.

Again we are accused of God's justice.

And again we have sinned in the eyes of the West.

And Muslims will attack us tonight, knowing that there will be an iniquity,

but only if we let them in.

Interpretation of peacekeeping major.

Little knife fight to bring a gun, Captain.

Listen, we found it. Hey, you.

We traced the mortar to a Muslim apartment building.

That one.

There's burning plate marks on the roof. There's packaging for 82 millimeter

shells. There's video evidence that the shot was fired from a Muslim quarter.

Firing on their own? I don't know yet.

But even if it isn't true, it's a lie that we can use to calm this shitstorm.

Meaning what? What am I supposed to do with your possibilities?

The present circumstance.

We sit down with T -DAC and we pressure him to pull his people back.

Not the time. Good work, though.

Jesus Christ, I... I'll ask you not to invoke that particular oath, Captain.

My grandfather was moderator of the Presbyterian Church in Canada.

Excuse me.

Why? Why aren't you telling this limey prick what the problem is?

Fucking Albert.

He's a fucking cowboy. Fucking meat bed. Oil soap.

Fucking cow.

Fuck.

Come to report, have you?

I have something to say on NW.

Integrity.

Hey, give me a minute.

So,

What are your findings?

I can't tell you that.

Do you have the free booze?

Well, if I were to tell you it was them, I would be accused of sympathizing.

Was it?

On the other hand, I were to tell you that it was your own people.

Based on what evidence?

I can't show you that.

Of course not.

Because you're bluffing, you fucking cunt.

I'm going to tell you a little bedtime story, George.

There were a couple of idiots, at least one of whom was a junkie.

They climbed to the top of a beanstalk right over there in your neighborhood.

They drank themselves stupid.

They shot up.

And then they shot down.

Who were they?

Christian? Muslim?

Rastafarian? I don't know. The DNA analysis fingerprints, that'll tell us

that.

Now, did they shoot on purpose or was it by accident? I don't know that either.

But I do know.

that there hasn't been an 82mm mortar fired in Yadich in over a year.

And I suspect that there's been a shitload of heroin traded recently for a

shitload of guns.

So now, when it comes to another, you wouldn't happen to know where I could

a brand new, unfired 82mm mortar, would you, George?

Because it would be a hell of an embarrassment if that story turned out

true.

Ain't you gonna say hello to your Chetnik junkie friend?

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

Now, which crate is that 82mm mortar in?

This one, George.

George, we don't need to use tonight, do we?

Where is it?

It's not there.

I was going to make a speech.

Now I don't think I'll.

Fucking junkie traitor.

Please, please, please, George.

We were so fucking drunk, I swear.

High, high up in the morning. She looked so beautiful.

And I don't know.

I don't know what happened.

Joe.

Listen. We were talking shit.

Talking crazy. I make a joke. Just put a scam to the Christians. It's all over.

Come on.

Let's take a look at it.

No, no,

no, no, no.

I swear to God. George, I swear to God it's true. I don't know how.

I don't know how. I swear to God.

You don't believe in God, my creech.

Bring him.

And bury that other piece of shit.

A bit of a state here.

Aren't we, brothers?

Thanks to our... fact book.

We're able to defend what some might call indefensible.

But who's to blame in the end?

Eh? Them.

Always them!

How many have we lost to their butchery, eh?

How many of our dear ones?

Do you hear them calling?

Do you?

Do you hear them calling?

I do.

That's what we're defending tonight.

Our people.

Our heritage.

Honour.

with Levi, Playboy Channel, Oprah Winfrey, Kawhi Allen with cheese.

Simon, I think I'm pregnant.

That's right.

Pray.

All my work.

All I've done.

I'm done.

So you pray hard, you fuck.

What the hell was that about?

Sir?

No idea.

Well, hallelujah and pass the peace.

So tomorrow there will be another number for the one who had an A.

Desert wind, an A prefers desire to win.

History, Barry and Sherry.

All the beating drums, celebration goes. Open and laugh, the blocks and

the members.

All the beating drums, celebration goes.

Last thing they remember.