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Oh, did you miss another
episode of shameless?
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Jesus Christ.
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Look,
find a fuckin' five-year-old
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to help you program
your dvr or something.
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You guys can come back
and visit anytime.
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And if dcfs calls,
I could really use your support.
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Where's Ronnie?
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We're gonna keep her awhile,
Debbie.
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What?
What do you...What?
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You may be able to trick dcfs,
but you can't trick us.
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Hey!
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Give me back my baby!
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Your appeal hearing.
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Thought you might come around.
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You could have a bright future,
but we stand by your expulsion.
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Don't...don't keep me
from my son.
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Hey. I told you,
go away, asshole!
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Jesus Christ, lip!
Stop!
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- Lip, please!
- Hey!
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I'm sorry.
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I already have one out of
control addict in my life.
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I don't need two.
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You steal my Van,
which I love,
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and...and you sell it,
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and you spend my money
on all of this?
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- Where are the kids?
- They're upstairs with my aunt.
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You don't even know
if she's related to that lady.
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Go get 'em.
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- Kevin...
- I mean it!
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This seemed easy.
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Now I feel like a fuckin' idiot.
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Free drinks for a full week
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if you come help me out
right now for a few hours.
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You can stay on
the floor in the back
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if you leave etta out of it.
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Deal.
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♪ Funky rock music ♪
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Speaking Russian
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stop!
I have to ask you something!
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Why was the broom late
for the meeting?
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It overswept.
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Stay out!
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Oh, you commie cunt.
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Frank!
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It's me, baby.
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Great.
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I fucked up.
I know I fucked up.
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I fucked up bad,
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but i-I'm gonna make it up
to you and the kids.
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Frankie.
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I need your help.
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You could at least turn around
and look at me.
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Frank?
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Go fuck yourself.
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Shit.
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♪ Rock music ♪
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♪ think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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Fiona.
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Monica.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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How are the rest of the kids?
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Good.
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Can I see 'em?
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Everybody's sleepin'.
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Could you and I talk
for a minute?
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Nope.
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Debbie?
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Brought you some hot cocoa.
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This is breast milk.
Do you want me to walk it up?
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You gonna go back
to Neil's today?
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He came by patsy's last night.
He feels awful about all this.
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Monica's back.
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Got your breast milk!
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You know, I'm gettin' real tired
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of comin' around here
every morning.
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This is bullshit.
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Just give us the baby back
already.
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The dcfs has
all the info they need
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to place franny with us.
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If Debbie keeps sleeping
on the lawn,
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I'm gonna call the cops.
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We should be the ones
callin' the cops.
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Kidnapping is worse
than trespassing.
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Just hand us the baby,
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and we'll all go back
to our lives.
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We'll see you tomorrow
at the dcfs meeting.
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Anyone important?
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Someone named
"answer at your own risk."
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Oh.
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Shit.
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It's my mom.
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Didn't even know you had a mom.
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Haven't talked to her in months.
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What's she like?
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Uh, unmedicated. Bipolar.
Drug addict.
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Mm.
My kind of gal.
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Kidding.
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Are you gonna text her?
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Um...
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Later.
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You can't just dive into Monica.
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You got to dip your toe in
slowly.
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Mm.
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Should we, um, invite her
to the backend tonight?
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- Could be a hoot.
- Yeah, for you, maybe.
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I am charming.
Parents love me.
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I don't know.
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Um...
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Monica's brand of crazy can be
kind of terrifying sometimes.
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Mm.
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I don't scare easy.
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I'm gonna shower.
Think about it.
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♪ Dj plays my track ♪
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Great TV.
Who bought it?
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You did,
with your credit card,
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and then I called
and returned it
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and canceled the order.
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Then you bought it again,
so we kept it.
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You also bought
those new washers.
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I got 'em hooked up last night.
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Well, how about that?
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Yeah, I told Wendell
we should've years ago.
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Hey.
You clockin' in?
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Yeah, just wanted to
check out the new digs.
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Where'd all the cats go?
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Uh, upstairs.
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We're gonna soft-open today.
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There's a coffee station.
Free pie.
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Oh, and I'm starting
a fluff-and-fold service.
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The dry cleaner
over on 83rd and racine,
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he got bought
by the shake shack,
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and the guy said that I can
just have his laundry scale.
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And those things are,
like, 500 bucks.
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Sweet.
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Ooh, can I be
your first yelp review?
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Sure, as long as it's a rave.
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Hey, love of my life.
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I got your prescriptions,
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some heat cream...
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And a bran muffin.
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Oh.
You are so good to me, Wendell.
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I'm the luckiest girl
on the planet.
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Well, it's the least I could do
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after that wild flight
of passion
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you commandeered last night.
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Oh, my.
Was I any good?
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You were a tiger.
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Aw, thanks!
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Oh, poopsie,
would you rub my knees?
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They hurt somethin' awful.
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Absolutely, my love.
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I got to admit.
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It's the happiest
I've seen her in a while.
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She's got you washing
her sheets,
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managing her doctors visits,
buying her food.
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Well, it's a cheap price to pay
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for a warm bed,
a kind heart,
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and cable TV.
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Monica's back.
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Yes, she is.
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- You saw her?
- Who's Monica?
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Ancient history, my love.
How's this feeling?
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Like heaven.
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The homeless shelter's
down the street, lady.
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Get up!
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What?
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- Oh, my god.
- Holy shit.
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Monica?
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Deb.
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Oh, my god.
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You're a woman.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, i'm...I'm back.
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I'm looking for frank.
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He isn't here.
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No, I know.
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I saw him.
He wouldn't talk to me.
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I was hoping that you kids
could help me out.
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You should go.
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Okay.
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Maybe a cup of coffee
before I go?
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I mean,
it's kind of cold out here.
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Look, Monica,
my baby got stolen,
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and I have to go get her back.
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You have a baby?
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Yes.
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Oh, my god!
I'm a grandma!
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Oh!
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- Later.
- See you, man.
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Catch you later, man.
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Hey.
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Hey, how's Lucas?
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I'm sorry.
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Again.
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Did you call the police?
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Yeah, like, 80 times.
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They're useless.
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Dcfs too.
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They don't even seem to care
that franny got kidnapped.
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What?
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Wow.
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Monica?
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- Hey, kev.
- Hey.
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What brings you back?
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Uh, it...Was time.
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So, you staying here?
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Oh, sleeping on the couch
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until I get over
my two wives betraying me.
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What?
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Long story.
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No luck this morning, debs?
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No.
I miss her so much.
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A part of my body's
been chopped off.
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That is exactly the way I felt
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the first time
they took Fiona from me.
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I screamed my throat raw.
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Tore my hair out.
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And I was on acid,
but...Awful.
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I didn't neglect my baby
because I was on drugs.
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I'm a good mom.
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I would never do half the shit
that you did to us.
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What are you even doing here?
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Well...
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Liam!
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Look at you!
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Who are you?
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I'm Monica.
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I'm mama.
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Oh.
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He's huge.
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Oh, my god.
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And so...
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We are getting your baby back.
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♪ Rock music ♪
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Whoa, you sure
you want to do that?
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Nobody takes
my fucking granddaughter.
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All right, stand back, honey,
'cause it's gonna get rude.
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Attention, residents!
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According to the bylaws
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of public act 94-704...
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The child
is only granted custody
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to the grandparents
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only when the child's mother
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is deemed unfit by the court,
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which has not happened yet!
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- Nor has the baby been...
- Speaking Spanish
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in any physical danger.
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Nor has the child's home
been deemed hazardous
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by a social worker!
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So you have no legal right
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to keep franny from her mom!
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So give us the fucking baby!
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I'm calling the cops!
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What the hell is going on?
272
00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:57,649
- Give us the fuck...
- Franny!
273
00:12:57,691 --> 00:13:00,402
I'm getting my motherfucking
granddaughter back.
274
00:13:00,444 --> 00:13:01,737
Get back, bitch!
275
00:13:01,777 --> 00:13:03,196
Before I knock
those cheap extensions
276
00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:04,531
right off your head!
277
00:13:04,573 --> 00:13:06,658
Go! Go! Go! Go!
278
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,368
You're gonna fuckin' burn!
279
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:10,370
She's a hot
piece of ass, your mother.
280
00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,080
Don't get me wrong.
281
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:15,875
But within that fine mortal husk
lies a rotting pile of filth,
282
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,419
and I don't want her
soiling you,
283
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,045
so, from now on, you fight.
284
00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:19,879
Fight mama?
285
00:13:19,921 --> 00:13:21,423
Yes, my son.
286
00:13:21,465 --> 00:13:23,675
Fight her with every muscle
in your wee body,
287
00:13:23,717 --> 00:13:26,511
or she will drag you
into her pit of despair
288
00:13:26,553 --> 00:13:28,930
and murder your soul.
289
00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:29,889
So...
290
00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:34,018
Remember, whenever you see
the blonde woman
291
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,271
with the green boots
and the blue parka,
292
00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:38,106
you yell, "stranger, danger,"
293
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,442
and kick her
until an adult shows up.
294
00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:41,735
Okay.
295
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,903
All right,
go make the rich kids feel bad.
296
00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:49,159
Later.
297
00:14:04,591 --> 00:14:06,884
Here's your fair-trade coffee.
298
00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:08,804
Great, thank you.
299
00:14:08,844 --> 00:14:10,806
Hey, you want me to write me
a good yelp review?
300
00:14:10,846 --> 00:14:12,390
Hell yeah.
301
00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:13,600
Okay.
302
00:14:13,642 --> 00:14:14,850
Hi, everybody!
303
00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:16,019
I'm Fiona.
304
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,228
I'm the owner at Wendell's.
305
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,896
I just wanted to let you know
306
00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:21,608
that today, when you buy
a cup of our organic roast,
307
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:24,444
you're gonna get
a free piece of homemade pie.
308
00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:26,613
So, tell your friends.
Enjoy.
309
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,239
I'll mention the pie
in my review.
310
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:29,449
Perfect.
311
00:14:29,491 --> 00:14:31,159
Hello, love.
312
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,744
I brought lunch.
313
00:14:32,786 --> 00:14:37,040
Uh, vegetarian chili,
Spanish sardines,
314
00:14:37,081 --> 00:14:40,293
and...the hell?
315
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:41,753
Pickled baloney?
316
00:14:41,795 --> 00:14:44,005
I'm not eating that shit.
317
00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:46,383
Why don't we ever go out
anymore?
318
00:14:46,424 --> 00:14:47,592
You're right.
We don't.
319
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,886
Let's go scare us up
a real meal.
320
00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:51,054
Whoopee!
321
00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:52,597
You got any cash?
322
00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:54,766
Well, I took out
some walking-around money
323
00:14:54,808 --> 00:14:56,601
from the bank yesterday.
324
00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:58,645
Let me just put on my face.
325
00:14:58,687 --> 00:14:59,604
Okay.
326
00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:01,147
Whoa.
327
00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:02,524
Holy moly.
328
00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:04,401
What?
329
00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:06,236
If someone gave this place
a bad review,
330
00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:07,738
would you want to know about it?
331
00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:09,030
We've been open,
like, four hours.
332
00:15:09,072 --> 00:15:11,074
- How bad?
- Bad.
333
00:15:12,158 --> 00:15:15,036
Yeah, read it to me.
Quietly.
334
00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:16,413
"I was unfortunate enough
335
00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:18,498
to attend the soft open
of my local laundromat
336
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:19,583
early this morning.
337
00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:21,125
Used to be a cool, shabby joint
338
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,669
run by a mean old cat lady,
339
00:15:22,711 --> 00:15:24,003
but the current owner
340
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:26,964
is apparently
some clueless southside chick.
341
00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:29,967
If I could give this place
negative stars, I would."
342
00:15:30,009 --> 00:15:31,553
And then, in all caps:
343
00:15:31,595 --> 00:15:33,054
"Do not spend money here!!!!"
344
00:15:33,096 --> 00:15:35,223
Four exclamation points.
345
00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:38,685
Four? Amazing.
Who is this person?
346
00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:41,062
Jesse.
Cute picture.
347
00:15:41,104 --> 00:15:42,480
Let me see.
348
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:47,235
She looks about 15.
349
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:49,362
Yelping since July 2009.
350
00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:51,114
Oh.
351
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:52,532
She must live around here.
352
00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:55,827
All her recent reviews
are of the nearby places.
353
00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:58,580
Frank, are you gonna let her
go out like that?
354
00:15:58,622 --> 00:16:01,040
You're kidding.
She's a knockout.
355
00:16:01,082 --> 00:16:03,835
If anyone asks,
I am on a date
356
00:16:03,877 --> 00:16:07,547
with my radiant
and captivating wife.
357
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,351
Yeah, come in.
358
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,690
- Did I wake you?
- No. No, I can't sleep.
359
00:16:25,732 --> 00:16:27,651
- Working nights sucks.
- Oh, I feel you.
360
00:16:27,692 --> 00:16:29,778
Yeah, I'm about to hose off.
You mind if I borrow your razor?
361
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,195
- I left mine at home.
- Sure, yeah.
362
00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:32,322
And a clean pair of socks,
363
00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:35,325
some deodorant,
and some tweezers.
364
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:37,368
So, Monica's back, huh?
365
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,370
Yeah, when you think
you're gettin' out of here?
366
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:40,831
I don't know, man.
367
00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:42,290
I-I didn't plan on
staying this long.
368
00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:43,750
I want v back,
but I don't trust Lana,
369
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,251
and v wants me back,
but not without Lana,
370
00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:47,003
and who knows what Lana wants?
371
00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:49,005
We're like the "hour-obe-ras."
372
00:16:49,046 --> 00:16:50,131
Like the what?
373
00:16:50,173 --> 00:16:52,216
Snake eating its own tail.
374
00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:55,136
- I saw a label in the alibi.
- Sure that's how you say that?
375
00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:57,180
Well, whatever.
We're stuck.
376
00:16:57,221 --> 00:16:59,599
And I don't even know
who to ask for for advice.
377
00:16:59,641 --> 00:17:03,311
It's like the only time
you see this kind of thing
is on Maury povich.
Should we do that?
378
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:07,315
- Do what, Maury povich?
- Yeah, he's got experts.
379
00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:09,526
Yeah, v wouldn't allow it.
380
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,362
Plane tickets aren't cheap.
Who's local?
381
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:15,573
That bald, chubby,
Richard-pryor-lookin' dude.
382
00:17:15,615 --> 00:17:16,700
Steve Harvey?
383
00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:19,703
I'll call him.
Nothing to lose.
384
00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,499
I could've predicted
she'd bail on us.
385
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:26,459
Chaos junkie.
386
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,045
Thank you, my good man.
387
00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:31,422
But can you blame me?
388
00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:32,924
That's what I fell for.
389
00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:34,718
She was electric.
390
00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:36,553
The first night I met her,
391
00:17:36,594 --> 00:17:39,389
she threatened to put
a cigarette out on my arm.
392
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:41,016
I dared her to do it.
393
00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:42,851
And look.
394
00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:45,729
After I stopped screaming
from the pain,
395
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,355
we fucked like rabbits.
396
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,940
And from that night on,
397
00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:52,027
I knew I would give up
everything for that woman.
398
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:54,320
Oh, my god, we had fun.
399
00:17:54,362 --> 00:17:55,780
Listen to me.
400
00:17:55,822 --> 00:17:58,324
I sound like
I'm still stuck on her.
401
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:01,536
She Burrows under my skin
like a fucking tick.
402
00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:02,871
Evil.
403
00:18:02,913 --> 00:18:04,956
Oh, my god,
and the years I wasted,
404
00:18:04,998 --> 00:18:06,875
broken up over her.
405
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,501
I don't know you.
406
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:10,045
Sure, you do.
407
00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:11,838
It's...it's me, Wendell,
your poopsie.
408
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,340
Wendell's dead.
409
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,519
- Hey.
- Hi.
410
00:18:26,561 --> 00:18:27,812
Is Lana here?
411
00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:29,439
She just left for the alibi.
412
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:33,234
Hey, little Gemma.
413
00:18:33,276 --> 00:18:34,986
Hey, little Amy.
414
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:37,989
Hey, boy from the mother
I'm still pissed at.
415
00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:40,324
Gemma tenderized Amy's skull
with an etch a sketch
416
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:41,785
before lunch.
417
00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:43,745
I think they miss their daddy.
418
00:18:43,787 --> 00:18:45,622
Their daddy misses them too.
419
00:18:45,663 --> 00:18:48,458
Daddy also misses holding
their mommy at night.
420
00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:50,043
One of their mommies.
421
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,753
The other mommy,
he's still confused about.
422
00:18:51,795 --> 00:18:53,755
- When will he figure it out?
- He doesn't know.
423
00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:55,506
He thinks they should
get help with it.
424
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:58,051
What kind of help?
425
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,428
So, I called Steve Harvey.
426
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,721
Not the guy.
The show.
427
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,014
To see if they'd take us.
428
00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:05,642
Take us where?
On the air?
429
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:06,935
Yeah, kind of.
430
00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:08,478
He said
they're focused on weddings,
431
00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:11,689
divorces, celebrities,
obese women over 40,
432
00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:13,441
and may do alternative families
next year,
433
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:15,151
and I was like,
"I can't wait that long.
434
00:19:15,192 --> 00:19:16,653
I got no clean drawers,
435
00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:18,488
and my junk hasn't been
lady-touched in a week."
436
00:19:18,529 --> 00:19:20,615
- So they gave me phone numbers.
- For what?
437
00:19:20,657 --> 00:19:22,366
Marriage counselors.
438
00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:23,994
I don't know what else to do, v.
439
00:19:24,035 --> 00:19:25,286
We can't keep going around
in circles
440
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:26,913
like the "hour-obe-ras."
441
00:19:26,955 --> 00:19:28,957
- The what?
- The "hour-obe-ras."
442
00:19:28,999 --> 00:19:30,834
That...that new Tequila
we got at the alibi.
443
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,503
It had a snake
eating its own tail.
444
00:19:33,544 --> 00:19:34,879
We can't be
the only throuple on earth
445
00:19:34,921 --> 00:19:36,589
that's gone through this, right?
446
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:38,508
Marriage therapists have seen
this stuff all the time.
447
00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:39,509
They'll know what to do.
448
00:19:41,552 --> 00:19:42,971
Oh, look at her.
449
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:45,890
Those cheeks!
450
00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:47,976
She must've missed you so much.
451
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:51,270
Daughters always miss
their mommies.
452
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:52,939
Do you miss me?
453
00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:55,066
You disappeared.
454
00:19:55,108 --> 00:19:56,442
Again.
455
00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:01,447
Well, I'm here now,
and I'm staying put.
456
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,868
All minors out of the bar,
457
00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:07,162
or else I pour gas on you
and light matches.
458
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,164
She can't go out.
459
00:20:09,205 --> 00:20:10,957
The cops are prowling around,
460
00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:12,792
looking for
a red-headed teenager
461
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,627
and a loony blonde with a bat.
462
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:16,087
I'm not going home.
463
00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:17,755
I'm going to Neil's.
He misses us.
464
00:20:17,797 --> 00:20:19,174
Good call.
465
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:22,510
I'm gonna hang here
in case frank shows up.
466
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,012
Where you gonna sleep?
467
00:20:24,054 --> 00:20:26,890
I'll find someplace.
468
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,391
You can crash with us tonight.
469
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:30,810
- Really?
- Yeah.
470
00:20:30,852 --> 00:20:34,605
Aw, Deb.
You're a doll.
471
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:35,857
Thanks.
472
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:38,484
Can you take my duffel too?
473
00:20:38,526 --> 00:20:40,028
Sure.
474
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:41,612
Here's our address.
475
00:20:41,654 --> 00:20:43,406
Our key's under the mat.
476
00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:45,200
We're unit one.
477
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:46,826
Thank you so...
478
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:49,245
And thank you
for making me a grandmother.
479
00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:53,332
I haven't been this happy
since the summer you were born.
480
00:20:53,374 --> 00:20:56,586
Winter.
My birthday's in December.
481
00:20:56,627 --> 00:20:58,462
See you later.
482
00:20:58,504 --> 00:21:01,257
I'm a motherfucking grandma!
483
00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:02,926
- Whoo!
- Thank you.
484
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:06,596
I got to freshen up for frank.
485
00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:08,431
Show him I still got it.
486
00:21:08,472 --> 00:21:10,433
Got what?
Crabs or herpes?
487
00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:13,811
- So, I talked to kev.
- And?
488
00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:16,522
He thinks we should go see
a throuples counselors.
489
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:18,357
I said I'd talk to you about it.
490
00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:21,318
Hey, yo, v, can I get
whatever's cheap and ugly?
491
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,196
Maybe we can go once?
492
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,406
If we hate it,
we don't have to go again.
493
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:26,741
- Okay.
- Really?
494
00:21:26,783 --> 00:21:28,701
We go to throuple counsel.
495
00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:31,328
We go and sit in front
of old man with shit breath.
496
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,747
Talk about fucking.
He takes notes.
497
00:21:32,789 --> 00:21:35,166
He goes home
and spanks his monkey.
498
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,293
If you both want this,
I do it for you.
499
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:41,131
His drink's on me!
500
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:42,840
No, no, I got my own drink.
501
00:21:42,882 --> 00:21:44,675
- Monica?
- Hey, v.
502
00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:47,095
Last ball,
I got side-titty.
503
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:48,512
Boom!
504
00:21:48,554 --> 00:21:50,223
Who is this spastic woman?
505
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,933
Frank's wife.
The kids' mother.
506
00:21:51,975 --> 00:21:52,934
Kids have a mother?
507
00:21:52,976 --> 00:21:54,351
Barely.
508
00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:56,146
You gonna tell us
where you've been, Monica?
509
00:21:56,187 --> 00:21:57,354
Iowa.
510
00:21:57,396 --> 00:21:59,649
Some shitsville roadhouse
off the 80.
511
00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:01,234
Bunch of truckers.
512
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,987
More guns than teeth
in that place.
513
00:22:04,028 --> 00:22:07,991
Once, I saw a guy
skin a buck in the parking lot
514
00:22:08,032 --> 00:22:09,575
with a rock and a rope.
515
00:22:09,617 --> 00:22:12,495
Wow, civility is alive and well.
516
00:22:12,536 --> 00:22:14,164
So, what brings you back
to town?
517
00:22:14,205 --> 00:22:16,040
Frank and the kids.
518
00:22:16,082 --> 00:22:17,667
I'm gonna make good.
519
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:19,043
You hear that, lip?
520
00:22:19,085 --> 00:22:21,171
I got a plan.
521
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:23,380
I'm gonna set
you and the kids up for life.
522
00:22:32,098 --> 00:22:34,391
I trust
you licked your wounds by now.
523
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:35,852
What do you want?
524
00:22:35,893 --> 00:22:37,187
I scored you an interview.
525
00:22:37,228 --> 00:22:39,730
Hedge fund.
Just went public.
526
00:22:39,772 --> 00:22:42,483
- Internship?
- Yes.
527
00:22:42,525 --> 00:22:44,902
- No. No, thanks.
- But this one pays.
528
00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:46,403
I need you to go in
tomorrow morning.
529
00:22:46,445 --> 00:22:47,864
Early.
Real early.
530
00:22:47,905 --> 00:22:49,824
We're on wall street time.
531
00:22:51,284 --> 00:22:52,493
Come on.
532
00:22:52,535 --> 00:22:54,078
I feel rotten
533
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,080
I put you through
that board of appeal bullshit.
534
00:22:56,122 --> 00:22:57,623
Ease my conscience
and make a buck.
535
00:22:57,665 --> 00:22:59,876
Two birds, one stone.
536
00:22:59,917 --> 00:23:01,169
I don't know.
537
00:23:01,211 --> 00:23:03,629
You still washing diner dishes?
538
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,969
Text me the details, okay?
539
00:23:10,011 --> 00:23:11,054
Good.
540
00:23:11,095 --> 00:23:12,763
Don't blow it.
541
00:23:12,805 --> 00:23:13,806
Yep.
542
00:23:18,393 --> 00:23:19,229
Etta?
543
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,646
What are you doin'?
544
00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:22,899
Bus is late.
545
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:24,692
This isn't a bus stop.
546
00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:26,443
That explains it.
547
00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:28,487
Have you seen Wendell?
548
00:23:28,529 --> 00:23:30,365
There you are!
549
00:23:30,405 --> 00:23:34,369
I got your leftovers,
your purse, your coat.
550
00:23:34,409 --> 00:23:35,870
You just ditched etta?
551
00:23:35,912 --> 00:23:37,330
What, Monica showed up?
552
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:38,373
I didn't ditch anyone.
553
00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:39,916
She left of her own free will.
554
00:23:39,957 --> 00:23:41,376
And fuck Monica.
555
00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:43,460
My heart is a dead,
black hunk of coal
556
00:23:43,502 --> 00:23:45,213
as far as she's concerned.
557
00:23:45,255 --> 00:23:47,006
Come on, poopsie.
558
00:23:47,048 --> 00:23:49,550
Laundromat is just
around the corner.
559
00:23:49,592 --> 00:23:51,928
Let's get you in a hot bath.
560
00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:01,687
For fuck's sake.
561
00:24:01,729 --> 00:24:03,522
Where the hell is frank?
562
00:24:03,564 --> 00:24:06,109
Probably with that batty
old broad from the laundromat.
563
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:09,279
Frank's living with a woman?
564
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,948
Shit.
565
00:24:11,989 --> 00:24:13,783
V, another Tequila.
566
00:24:16,202 --> 00:24:19,080
How long you plan
on sticking around this time?
567
00:24:21,165 --> 00:24:23,084
Forever.
568
00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:24,752
Hey, babe?
569
00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:26,503
Yo, when's our liquor vendor
supposed to come?
570
00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:28,256
- Tomorrow.
- Good.
571
00:24:28,298 --> 00:24:30,465
He botched up our booze order.
572
00:24:30,507 --> 00:24:32,885
Damn snake Tequila.
573
00:24:34,595 --> 00:24:36,222
So...
574
00:24:36,264 --> 00:24:40,351
I got Debbie's baby
back for her.
575
00:24:40,393 --> 00:24:42,979
Let me do something for you.
576
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,230
What do you need?
577
00:24:44,272 --> 00:24:45,940
Money?
Something for college?
578
00:24:45,982 --> 00:24:47,524
I'm not in college anymore.
579
00:24:47,566 --> 00:24:48,818
Why not?
580
00:24:48,859 --> 00:24:49,819
Got drunk.
581
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:51,821
Smashed a car up with a crowbar.
582
00:24:51,862 --> 00:24:53,572
They kick you out for that?
583
00:24:53,614 --> 00:24:56,242
Kids get drunk and smash shit up
all the time.
584
00:24:56,284 --> 00:24:57,827
It's what college is for.
585
00:24:57,868 --> 00:24:59,203
Those jerks.
586
00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:04,292
Well, in ten years,
when you cure cancer,
587
00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:06,877
they're gonna come at you
with an honorary...
588
00:25:06,919 --> 00:25:09,297
Hey, Monica, fuck off, huh?
589
00:25:21,392 --> 00:25:24,687
And I don't know where she's at
with her meds, so...
590
00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:26,439
If it turns into
a total shit show...
591
00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:29,025
I'll still want to bang you.
Probably more.
592
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:32,611
What?
593
00:25:32,653 --> 00:25:35,614
They can't close down
the entire place for one party.
594
00:25:35,656 --> 00:25:37,241
Ah, fuck.
Uh...
595
00:25:37,283 --> 00:25:39,660
We can hit that cowboy car
that we passed down the street.
596
00:25:39,702 --> 00:25:42,579
- Oh, no, they card.
- You're over 21.
597
00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:45,582
It's all slimy queens
jacking off into urinals anyway.
598
00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:47,960
Then don't use the bathroom,
all right?
599
00:25:48,002 --> 00:25:49,586
Hey.
I'm paying.
600
00:25:49,628 --> 00:25:51,130
One drink,
then we'll, I don't know,
601
00:25:51,172 --> 00:25:52,256
go grab food somewhere else.
602
00:25:52,298 --> 00:25:53,716
I'm not going to a place
603
00:25:53,757 --> 00:25:56,135
where they fucking card
at the door, okay?
604
00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:57,094
Hey!
605
00:25:58,179 --> 00:25:59,305
- Hi!
- Hey.
606
00:25:59,347 --> 00:26:00,848
Oh, my god.
You're so...
607
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,350
You're gorgeous!
608
00:26:02,392 --> 00:26:04,727
I made a gorgeous man.
609
00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:06,396
Ah, and here's
his gorgeous friend.
610
00:26:06,437 --> 00:26:07,230
Hi.
611
00:26:07,271 --> 00:26:08,772
Yeah, pleasure.
612
00:26:08,814 --> 00:26:10,900
- Wow. Hey.
- Bar's closed.
613
00:26:10,941 --> 00:26:11,942
Ah, shit.
614
00:26:11,984 --> 00:26:14,487
Well, I went by a cowboy bar.
615
00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:17,490
Oh, no, Trevor won't go there
'cause they card.
616
00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,534
Are you underage?
617
00:26:19,574 --> 00:26:21,494
- No.
- No?
618
00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:23,162
- You sure?
- Yes.
619
00:26:23,204 --> 00:26:24,705
- Let me see your ID.
- Fuck no.
620
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,541
Ugh, you are underage!
621
00:26:26,581 --> 00:26:28,376
Why wouldn't you just get
a fake ID like everybody else?
622
00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:29,752
I'm not fucking underage.
623
00:26:29,793 --> 00:26:30,669
- Give me your license.
- No.
624
00:26:30,711 --> 00:26:32,129
- Come on.
- No.
625
00:26:32,171 --> 00:26:33,506
Okay, if he doesn't
want to show you,
626
00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:34,507
he doesn't
have to show you, hon.
627
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,342
Forget it.
Come on.
628
00:26:36,384 --> 00:26:39,178
- It's an old license.
- So?
629
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,846
Pre-transition.
630
00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:42,557
You're trans?
631
00:26:42,597 --> 00:26:43,558
I couldn't tell.
632
00:26:43,598 --> 00:26:45,142
Oh, thanks.
633
00:26:45,184 --> 00:26:47,103
They make you show proof
of gender confirmation surgery,
634
00:26:47,144 --> 00:26:49,313
so let's all gawk
at the freak show, yeah?
635
00:26:49,355 --> 00:26:51,232
Oh, hey, no.
636
00:26:51,274 --> 00:26:52,567
Wait, wait.
637
00:26:52,607 --> 00:26:53,859
Wait!
638
00:26:53,901 --> 00:26:55,403
You want to see
prom pictures too?
639
00:26:55,445 --> 00:26:56,487
That's too bad.
640
00:26:56,529 --> 00:26:57,780
I was in the hospital
641
00:26:57,821 --> 00:26:59,115
with my wrist bandaged
that night.
642
00:26:59,156 --> 00:27:00,491
I forgot to bring my camera.
643
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:01,992
I didn't ask for prom pictures.
644
00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:03,869
How about ballet pictures?
645
00:27:03,911 --> 00:27:05,620
I was just giving you shit,
dick wad.
646
00:27:05,662 --> 00:27:06,747
Oh, fuck you.
647
00:27:06,789 --> 00:27:08,623
No, stop the name-calling, okay?
648
00:27:08,665 --> 00:27:10,084
It's getting crazy here.
649
00:27:10,126 --> 00:27:12,753
Ian just gets a little wound up,
just like his mom.
650
00:27:15,672 --> 00:27:16,840
Why are you here?
651
00:27:16,882 --> 00:27:18,092
To see you.
652
00:27:18,134 --> 00:27:20,719
No, why are you here now?
653
00:27:20,761 --> 00:27:22,513
- I...
- See, this is what she does.
654
00:27:22,555 --> 00:27:24,432
She just parachutes
into your life like,
655
00:27:24,474 --> 00:27:26,434
"hi, I'm here now."
656
00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:27,684
As if nothing happened.
657
00:27:27,726 --> 00:27:29,228
That's...
I'm...
658
00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:30,980
I'm so sorry.
659
00:27:31,021 --> 00:27:32,523
You know, I could've used a mom
660
00:27:32,565 --> 00:27:33,857
when I broke my collar bone
at 12.
661
00:27:33,899 --> 00:27:35,359
Or when I got my heart smashed
662
00:27:35,401 --> 00:27:36,444
for the first time.
663
00:27:36,486 --> 00:27:38,028
She apologized.
Move on.
664
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:40,531
- I'm sorry.
- Move on?
665
00:27:40,573 --> 00:27:41,782
- No.
- Okay.
666
00:27:41,824 --> 00:27:43,618
Ian, come on.
667
00:27:43,658 --> 00:27:45,495
Dude, I'm sorry.
668
00:27:45,536 --> 00:27:46,829
- Come on, babe.
- Ian, come on.
669
00:27:46,870 --> 00:27:49,081
Ian, I just got here.
670
00:27:52,209 --> 00:27:55,379
Fucking Monica.
What the fuck?
671
00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:56,713
You saw her,
I'm guessin'?
672
00:27:56,755 --> 00:27:58,257
Yeah, at the alibi.
673
00:27:58,299 --> 00:28:00,009
So she got franny back?
674
00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:01,676
What?
How?
675
00:28:01,718 --> 00:28:04,388
No fucking clue.
676
00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:06,474
I was at Derek's house
every mornin',
677
00:28:06,516 --> 00:28:09,185
but Monica waltzes in,
takes all the credit.
678
00:28:09,226 --> 00:28:12,062
I thought you were trying
to let debs do her own thing.
679
00:28:12,104 --> 00:28:14,482
They took franny.
She needed help.
680
00:28:14,524 --> 00:28:15,983
When is the dcfs meeting?
681
00:28:17,692 --> 00:28:19,320
It's tomorrow.
682
00:28:19,362 --> 00:28:21,113
I'm nervous about
leavin' etta alone.
683
00:28:21,155 --> 00:28:22,739
She's gettin' worse.
684
00:28:22,781 --> 00:28:25,868
I can't trust her with frank,
not with Monica in town.
685
00:28:25,909 --> 00:28:27,370
What are you readin'?
686
00:28:27,411 --> 00:28:30,747
Some idiot gave Wendell's
a bad review.
687
00:28:30,789 --> 00:28:33,292
She loves the new dog run
at the park,
688
00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:35,085
and she gave the cvs five stars.
689
00:28:35,127 --> 00:28:36,837
I'm her only shitty review.
690
00:28:36,879 --> 00:28:37,921
That sucks.
Hey, you, uh,
691
00:28:37,963 --> 00:28:39,549
you want another beer?
692
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:42,051
Uh, yeah, please.
693
00:28:42,092 --> 00:28:43,511
All right.
694
00:28:43,553 --> 00:28:45,304
Here you go.
695
00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:48,391
Tell Carl about Monica?
696
00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:51,768
Huh?
No. No.
697
00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:54,397
I don't want to bother him
during hell week.
698
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:58,067
- You off booze again?
- Yeah.
699
00:28:58,108 --> 00:29:01,111
So you had a coke
at the alibi too?
700
00:29:01,153 --> 00:29:02,071
Yeah.
701
00:29:03,947 --> 00:29:06,992
I'm doing darks and towels
if anyone has one.
702
00:29:07,034 --> 00:29:09,704
Svetlana agreed
to go to throuples counseling.
703
00:29:09,745 --> 00:29:11,414
That's a thing?
704
00:29:11,455 --> 00:29:13,249
Oh, I'm flippin' out.
705
00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:15,668
I mean, what if I say stuff
I don't want people to know?
706
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,670
They can't force you
to say anything embarrassing.
707
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,715
Yeah, but don't these dudes
have, like, powers?
708
00:29:20,756 --> 00:29:22,132
Do you mean like Aquaman?
709
00:29:22,174 --> 00:29:24,134
No, man.
Not superpowers.
710
00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:26,136
They, like, look at you
in a certain way,
711
00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:28,514
and then, suddenly, you have
a memory of your foster mother
712
00:29:28,556 --> 00:29:30,349
forcing you to clean the toilet
with a toothbrush
713
00:29:30,391 --> 00:29:32,017
'cause you wrote on the wall
in black marker.
714
00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:33,269
Holy shit.
715
00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:34,562
That's my memory.
716
00:29:34,604 --> 00:29:36,897
It's already happening.
I need a beer.
717
00:29:36,939 --> 00:29:38,190
So you're trying
to stay together
718
00:29:38,232 --> 00:29:40,359
after all that?
719
00:29:40,401 --> 00:29:42,903
I know
you don't think we should,
720
00:29:42,945 --> 00:29:45,281
not that I do either,
but I need somebody to say,
721
00:29:45,322 --> 00:29:48,284
"hey, you blew it.
Throw in the towel."
722
00:29:48,325 --> 00:29:51,828
Or "hey...You're doing great.
Hang in there."
723
00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:53,706
'Cause I can't tell either way.
724
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,335
Fuckin' Monica.
725
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,837
What'd she do to you?
726
00:30:01,922 --> 00:30:03,257
Fucked up my night with Trevor.
727
00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:04,634
Fucking narcissistic asshole.
728
00:30:04,675 --> 00:30:06,761
She was always nice to me.
729
00:30:08,929 --> 00:30:09,972
Yeah, fuck her.
730
00:30:11,056 --> 00:30:12,808
If she comes near me again,
731
00:30:12,849 --> 00:30:15,018
I'm just gonna pretend
like she's not there.
732
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:17,187
Just like she's been to me
my whole life.
733
00:30:17,229 --> 00:30:19,148
No, no.
Not a chance.
734
00:30:19,189 --> 00:30:21,651
All right? She is gonna find
a crack in your shell.
735
00:30:21,692 --> 00:30:24,987
She is gonna slither in,
and she's gonna start plucking
736
00:30:25,028 --> 00:30:27,990
at that one nerve no one else
on the planet can reach.
737
00:30:28,031 --> 00:30:29,575
You want to bet?
738
00:30:29,617 --> 00:30:31,327
Bet you 20 bucks
you lose your shit.
739
00:30:31,368 --> 00:30:32,953
Not gonna happen.
740
00:30:38,459 --> 00:30:41,587
He's mine, bitch!
741
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,507
Is it the japs?
742
00:30:45,966 --> 00:30:47,551
It's just a homeless woman.
743
00:30:47,593 --> 00:30:48,844
Go back to sleep.
744
00:30:48,885 --> 00:30:50,346
Come on out.
745
00:30:50,387 --> 00:30:54,850
Let me kick your ass, slut!
746
00:30:54,891 --> 00:30:58,187
Frankie!
Come out now!
747
00:30:59,938 --> 00:31:03,442
I need you, and you need me!
748
00:31:03,484 --> 00:31:06,570
Nothing can keep us apart!
749
00:31:06,612 --> 00:31:08,947
You know you can't keep this up!
750
00:31:08,989 --> 00:31:10,199
You know it!
751
00:31:12,326 --> 00:31:14,411
Frankie!
752
00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,414
I know you!
753
00:31:17,456 --> 00:31:20,000
I know you!
You...
754
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:23,379
You're gonna talk to me
eventually!
755
00:31:28,634 --> 00:31:30,386
Debbie.
756
00:31:30,427 --> 00:31:32,137
What are you doing up?
757
00:31:32,179 --> 00:31:33,806
Come to bed.
758
00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:35,516
I can't sleep.
759
00:31:35,558 --> 00:31:38,686
I'm freakin' out
about the dcfs meeting tomorrow.
760
00:31:38,728 --> 00:31:40,479
You need rest.
761
00:31:40,521 --> 00:31:42,815
I can't put her down.
762
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:45,067
Feels like she might disappear
at any moment.
763
00:31:48,987 --> 00:31:51,532
Hey.
764
00:31:51,574 --> 00:31:53,367
You got franny back!
765
00:31:53,409 --> 00:31:55,327
Yeah.
My mom did it.
766
00:31:55,369 --> 00:31:56,912
Really?
767
00:31:56,953 --> 00:31:59,456
Yeah, she's trying to change,
I guess.
768
00:31:59,498 --> 00:32:02,084
I told her she could stay
with us for a few days,
769
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,461
since you and Lucas
are moving out, anyways.
770
00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:10,426
I haven't put a deposit down
on an apartment.
771
00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,636
I mean, I found one place,
but it's a wreck.
772
00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:14,179
It's gonna need tons of work,
and I just...
773
00:32:14,221 --> 00:32:17,516
Okay, so, like,
Monica takes up a lot of room.
774
00:32:17,558 --> 00:32:19,309
Like, emotionally.
775
00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:21,729
And I don't know how long
she's gonna be here for.
776
00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:22,813
So...
777
00:32:22,855 --> 00:32:24,106
You said a few days.
778
00:32:24,147 --> 00:32:25,900
Oh, and I packed some stuff
for you.
779
00:32:25,941 --> 00:32:27,943
In a box.
To help out.
780
00:32:33,866 --> 00:32:35,534
♪ Funky rock music ♪
781
00:32:46,587 --> 00:32:48,088
What?
782
00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:50,507
♪ I left my heart
in the chords ♪
783
00:32:51,884 --> 00:32:54,511
♪ when the wall came down ♪
784
00:32:56,012 --> 00:32:58,557
♪ it was after the fall ♪
785
00:33:06,189 --> 00:33:07,023
♪ Yes ♪
786
00:33:09,025 --> 00:33:10,527
Hey, debs.
787
00:33:10,569 --> 00:33:12,613
Checking in to see what time
the dcfs meeting is today.
788
00:33:12,655 --> 00:33:13,906
So call me.
Bye.
789
00:33:15,115 --> 00:33:16,241
Morning, etta.
790
00:33:16,283 --> 00:33:18,702
Made a profit yesterday.
32¢.
791
00:33:18,744 --> 00:33:21,121
Big news.
Call the papers.
792
00:33:21,163 --> 00:33:23,833
See? That shitty yelp review
didn't do Jack.
793
00:33:23,874 --> 00:33:26,877
What kind of person
would bother writing
794
00:33:26,919 --> 00:33:30,046
a bad review of a laundromat?
795
00:33:30,088 --> 00:33:32,341
Apparently,
some dumbass narcissist
796
00:33:32,382 --> 00:33:34,092
who's got nothing to do
with my life
797
00:33:34,134 --> 00:33:35,344
but needs to start shit
798
00:33:35,385 --> 00:33:36,637
'cause it makes her
feel important.
799
00:33:36,679 --> 00:33:39,014
Hey, uh, where's Wendell?
800
00:33:39,055 --> 00:33:40,641
Dead.
801
00:33:40,683 --> 00:33:42,017
Right.
802
00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,315
Ow.
Fuck.
803
00:33:50,484 --> 00:33:52,486
Fiona?
804
00:33:52,528 --> 00:33:54,488
Is frank here?
805
00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:56,490
Frank!
806
00:33:56,532 --> 00:33:57,950
Frank!
807
00:34:02,538 --> 00:34:05,248
I don't blame you for hating me.
808
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,459
Kind of hate myself.
809
00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:09,795
But I'm gonna make good.
810
00:34:12,339 --> 00:34:16,969
So, Debbie showed me a photo
of Carl in his military uniform.
811
00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:18,929
So sharp.
812
00:34:18,971 --> 00:34:22,307
And Liam at Hopkins academy?
813
00:34:22,349 --> 00:34:23,934
And Debbie's a mom!
814
00:34:25,769 --> 00:34:27,938
Must've done something right.
815
00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:33,903
And you did
great things too, Fiona.
816
00:34:35,237 --> 00:34:38,114
Taking care of all the kids.
817
00:34:38,156 --> 00:34:41,535
You are amazing.
818
00:34:41,577 --> 00:34:44,705
You did such a better job
than I could've.
819
00:34:46,081 --> 00:34:48,166
I'm proud of you.
820
00:34:51,670 --> 00:34:53,255
Mm.
821
00:34:53,296 --> 00:34:54,464
Can I have an advil?
822
00:34:54,506 --> 00:34:57,009
My head is killin' me.
823
00:35:11,023 --> 00:35:13,984
- Fuckin' Monica.
- What's up?
824
00:35:14,026 --> 00:35:16,278
- Nothin'.
- You check yelp yet?
825
00:35:16,319 --> 00:35:18,447
We all wrote great reviews
to Bury the bad one.
826
00:35:18,488 --> 00:35:20,198
It's fine.
I'm over it.
827
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,117
- Yo.
- Hi.
828
00:35:22,158 --> 00:35:23,326
It's your day off.
829
00:35:23,368 --> 00:35:25,287
Yeah, no, I just came in
for my check.
830
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:27,748
- Oh, let me grab it.
- Cool, thanks.
831
00:35:32,044 --> 00:35:33,128
Black?
832
00:35:34,504 --> 00:35:35,965
Yeah.
833
00:35:36,006 --> 00:35:37,591
Yeah, thanks.
Here.
834
00:35:39,134 --> 00:35:40,844
Your mom's a piece of work.
835
00:35:40,886 --> 00:35:42,304
You met her?
836
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:44,681
She trashed my house
and puked in my bed, so yeah.
837
00:35:44,723 --> 00:35:46,058
For her, that's a good day.
838
00:35:47,893 --> 00:35:50,228
This morning, I found her
in my closet trying on shoes.
839
00:35:50,270 --> 00:35:51,605
'Cause she lost hers.
840
00:35:53,398 --> 00:35:55,317
Must've been rough as a kid.
841
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:57,903
Yeah.
842
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,324
Put a deposit down
on a studio today.
843
00:36:02,365 --> 00:36:05,619
This dump on the corner
of Garfield and laflin.
844
00:36:05,661 --> 00:36:07,370
Oh, yikes.
That old crack house?
845
00:36:07,412 --> 00:36:09,832
That's the place.
Real fixer-upper.
846
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,584
Suppose I should
give your mom credit
847
00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,294
for the, uh, kick in the ass.
848
00:36:14,336 --> 00:36:16,130
I bet she'd take it.
849
00:36:19,049 --> 00:36:21,885
So, are you still pissed at me?
850
00:36:21,927 --> 00:36:23,637
Warming up a bit.
851
00:36:23,679 --> 00:36:26,181
Whatever you do,
don't go in the laundromat.
852
00:36:26,222 --> 00:36:27,307
What, she's over there?
853
00:36:27,349 --> 00:36:30,268
Yup.
Looking for frank.
854
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:31,728
You unleash your wrath
855
00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:33,689
on any poor,
unsuspecting victims yet?
856
00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:36,525
No.
Cool as a summer breeze.
857
00:36:36,566 --> 00:36:38,276
Might as well
kiss that 20 good-bye.
858
00:36:38,318 --> 00:36:39,736
Day's still young.
859
00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:03,135
I was up all night
googling "throuples."
860
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,678
Very exciting.
861
00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,682
So, what brings you here?
862
00:37:08,724 --> 00:37:12,268
So, um...Me and my two wives
863
00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:14,354
are having trouble
seeing eye to eye.
864
00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:17,024
Eyes to eyes.
865
00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:19,568
We keep going around
in the same circle.
866
00:37:19,609 --> 00:37:21,695
Like the snake
eating its own tail.
867
00:37:21,737 --> 00:37:23,030
The ouroboros.
868
00:37:23,072 --> 00:37:24,614
Yes.
I was saying it wrong.
869
00:37:24,656 --> 00:37:26,075
Oh, that's such a badass word.
870
00:37:26,116 --> 00:37:28,660
I want to get the tattoo
of the snake on my hip.
871
00:37:28,702 --> 00:37:30,204
- Right above the v-line.
- Kevin.
872
00:37:30,245 --> 00:37:32,706
I am totally uncomfortable, v.
873
00:37:32,748 --> 00:37:35,209
Try starting
with your situation.
874
00:37:37,002 --> 00:37:38,587
Okay, so...
875
00:37:40,672 --> 00:37:45,052
V is in love with both of us,
but I'm not in love with Lana.
876
00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:48,931
I mean, I like her a lot.
At least, I used to.
877
00:37:48,972 --> 00:37:51,016
But then shit got all fucked up,
878
00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:52,976
and sometimes I feel like...
879
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:55,729
I...
880
00:37:55,771 --> 00:37:57,606
...I'm scared that...
881
00:37:57,647 --> 00:37:58,982
...that v might love Lana
882
00:37:59,024 --> 00:38:01,693
more than she loves me.
883
00:38:01,735 --> 00:38:04,487
V.
Are you hearing Kevin's fears?
884
00:38:04,529 --> 00:38:05,655
Yes.
885
00:38:05,697 --> 00:38:08,408
- Is he right?
- Hell no.
886
00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:10,660
V, do you have any fears?
887
00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:13,038
Yes.
One.
888
00:38:15,582 --> 00:38:16,499
Go on.
889
00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:21,922
I'm afraid that Svetlana
890
00:38:21,964 --> 00:38:24,007
doesn't love either of us.
891
00:38:24,049 --> 00:38:26,718
Svetlana, is this true?
892
00:38:28,762 --> 00:38:30,472
Speaking Russian
893
00:38:30,513 --> 00:38:31,431
English?
894
00:38:33,892 --> 00:38:34,810
Of course not.
895
00:38:35,894 --> 00:38:38,188
I do not show love regular.
896
00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:39,856
I show by doing.
897
00:38:39,898 --> 00:38:42,400
I fix bar.
I watch kids.
898
00:38:42,442 --> 00:38:44,569
I cook.
I give oral.
899
00:38:44,611 --> 00:38:46,655
I protect
from dangerous Russian.
900
00:38:46,696 --> 00:38:48,531
Everything for these two.
901
00:38:49,908 --> 00:38:51,868
Kev and v, are you hearing Lana?
902
00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:53,162
Yes.
903
00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:54,246
What is she saying?
904
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:55,705
She gives oral.
905
00:38:56,957 --> 00:38:59,251
She smashed all the windows?
906
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,295
It's not her fault.
She's bipolar.
907
00:39:01,336 --> 00:39:02,712
She better pay for them.
908
00:39:02,754 --> 00:39:04,589
You can sue for damages
in civil court,
909
00:39:04,631 --> 00:39:07,217
but today we're here
to talk about franny.
910
00:39:07,259 --> 00:39:09,761
You took the child
without the mother's consent?
911
00:39:09,803 --> 00:39:11,680
She's a hot-ass mess.
912
00:39:11,721 --> 00:39:13,682
That's not for you
to decide whether she is or...
913
00:39:13,723 --> 00:39:15,558
Hi, sorry I'm late.
I'm the grandmother.
914
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,019
I'm the grandmother.
915
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:18,687
Okay, settle down.
916
00:39:27,112 --> 00:39:30,115
The father of the child withdrew
from the child's life initially.
917
00:39:30,157 --> 00:39:31,074
Is this correct?
918
00:39:31,116 --> 00:39:32,408
- Yes.
- She forced him
919
00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:33,827
to knock her up.
920
00:39:33,869 --> 00:39:34,995
You can't force someone
to do that.
921
00:39:35,037 --> 00:39:36,621
She did.
She was desperate.
922
00:39:36,663 --> 00:39:39,249
I was in love.
He left me pregnant.
923
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,416
Ever hear of condoms?
924
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:41,960
Ever hear of "suck a dick"?
925
00:39:42,002 --> 00:39:43,419
Hey!
926
00:39:43,461 --> 00:39:45,588
Y'all got to cut this shit.
927
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:46,673
You two.
928
00:39:46,715 --> 00:39:48,175
No more showing up
at their house
929
00:39:48,217 --> 00:39:49,425
with a baseball bat.
930
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,014
You two.
No more baby-napping.
931
00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:55,932
All of you.
932
00:39:55,974 --> 00:39:58,727
This child is not the Messiah.
933
00:39:58,768 --> 00:40:00,270
Don't need to be
fightin' over her
934
00:40:00,312 --> 00:40:01,437
like pit bulls.
935
00:40:02,689 --> 00:40:04,482
Mama gets the baby.
936
00:40:04,524 --> 00:40:06,318
- Yes!
- On the condition
937
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,322
she keeps herself and her home
in check.
938
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:13,367
Everyone else can visit.
939
00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:16,745
Any other shit go down,
I'm calling the FBI.
940
00:40:16,786 --> 00:40:18,038
- Thank you so much.
- Yes.
941
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,539
Oh, baby!
942
00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:21,041
Baby, baby!
943
00:40:27,589 --> 00:40:29,007
Lip?
944
00:40:30,592 --> 00:40:32,552
Hi.
945
00:40:32,594 --> 00:40:34,054
I, uh...
946
00:40:35,513 --> 00:40:36,598
You were right.
947
00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:38,516
Uh, place is a dump.
948
00:40:38,558 --> 00:40:40,102
How'd you know
which one was mine?
949
00:40:40,143 --> 00:40:42,062
Your name and apartment number
were on the mailbox,
950
00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:43,939
and the door was unlocked.
951
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:45,523
Security's tight.
952
00:40:49,152 --> 00:40:50,237
How long you been here?
953
00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:52,364
Well, it's my day off.
954
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:54,408
Yeah, what else am I gonna do?
955
00:40:56,285 --> 00:40:57,827
We broke up.
956
00:41:00,205 --> 00:41:02,707
That's a decision
I had no part in.
957
00:41:02,749 --> 00:41:04,209
Gave up the right
to that decision
958
00:41:04,251 --> 00:41:06,253
when you punched my ex
in the face.
959
00:41:06,295 --> 00:41:08,213
We were having fun, right?
960
00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:13,051
We were...We were good.
961
00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:15,178
Don't do this.
962
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:17,973
Hey, come here.
Come here.
963
00:41:19,975 --> 00:41:22,852
- I want it back.
- Fuck.
964
00:41:22,894 --> 00:41:24,438
You do too.
965
00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:30,068
What?
966
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:32,988
- You been drinking?
- No, hey.
967
00:41:33,029 --> 00:41:36,783
Hey, you're strong.
Right?
968
00:41:36,825 --> 00:41:39,869
I mean,
you got your shit together.
969
00:41:39,911 --> 00:41:42,538
You're good for me.
970
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:43,957
What?
971
00:41:43,999 --> 00:41:45,167
Good for you?
972
00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,126
Yeah.
973
00:41:48,295 --> 00:41:49,379
Okay, great.
974
00:41:49,421 --> 00:41:52,132
What am I, support staff?
975
00:41:52,174 --> 00:41:54,676
No, that's...That's not
what I'm saying.
976
00:41:54,717 --> 00:41:56,678
Okay, you've had Fiona
putting out fires for years,
977
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,431
so, what, you need a replacement
because she's too busy?
978
00:41:59,473 --> 00:42:00,765
What fuckin' fires?
979
00:42:00,807 --> 00:42:02,351
College. Internships.
Whatever.
980
00:42:02,392 --> 00:42:03,852
Where's the guy
that was gonna make six figures
981
00:42:03,893 --> 00:42:05,354
and take over the world?
982
00:42:05,395 --> 00:42:07,189
I'm sorry,
so...So this is about money?
983
00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:09,607
This is about you growing up
and owning your shit.
984
00:42:09,649 --> 00:42:10,984
I am not a function
985
00:42:11,026 --> 00:42:13,320
on your personal journey
toward enlightenment.
986
00:42:13,362 --> 00:42:15,613
I'm a human fucking being
with issues,
987
00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:17,407
and I don't need another one.
988
00:42:20,243 --> 00:42:21,244
Get out.
989
00:42:21,286 --> 00:42:22,996
Please.
And get help.
990
00:42:44,017 --> 00:42:46,186
Speaking Russian
991
00:42:47,812 --> 00:42:50,065
I feel like
a tractor ran over my face.
992
00:42:50,106 --> 00:42:53,068
Speaking Russian
993
00:42:53,109 --> 00:42:54,444
what's that?
994
00:42:54,486 --> 00:42:57,406
"It is impossible
to pull fish from a pond."
995
00:42:57,447 --> 00:42:59,491
That was stupendous!
996
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,493
Oh, I'm ten pounds lighter.
997
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,870
And my insides are all tingly!
998
00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:05,288
And I am super touched
999
00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:07,040
that you both
went through that with me.
1000
00:43:07,082 --> 00:43:08,791
Does that mean
you're gonna move back in?
1001
00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:10,293
I'm still hurt
and a little annoyed,
1002
00:43:10,335 --> 00:43:12,254
but I think I can handle.
1003
00:43:12,295 --> 00:43:13,380
Aw, let's celebrate, yeah?
1004
00:43:13,422 --> 00:43:14,923
You pour drinks,
I check on babies.
1005
00:43:14,964 --> 00:43:17,217
Hell yeah.
"Euro-bore-uses" all around.
1006
00:43:17,259 --> 00:43:18,760
- Still wrong.
- Don't care.
1007
00:43:18,801 --> 00:43:20,178
Happy kev time.
1008
00:43:23,098 --> 00:43:24,224
Where's jarmel?
1009
00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:25,308
Who?
1010
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:26,851
Our regular guy.
1011
00:43:26,893 --> 00:43:28,186
Are you with allied?
1012
00:43:28,228 --> 00:43:29,896
Tri-state.
You changed distributors.
1013
00:43:29,938 --> 00:43:31,022
Says who?
1014
00:43:31,064 --> 00:43:32,857
Says the owner.
Last week.
1015
00:43:32,899 --> 00:43:34,067
You changed distributors?
1016
00:43:34,109 --> 00:43:35,485
Nope.
I like the other dude.
1017
00:43:35,527 --> 00:43:36,861
Gives me samples.
1018
00:43:36,903 --> 00:43:37,987
There's been
some sort of mistake.
1019
00:43:38,029 --> 00:43:39,364
We didn't change distributors,
1020
00:43:39,406 --> 00:43:40,698
and we didn't order
snake Tequila.
1021
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:42,325
You sure did.
Four cases.
1022
00:43:42,367 --> 00:43:43,743
Just sign for it.
1023
00:43:43,785 --> 00:43:45,203
We'll call allied tomorrow
to clear it up.
1024
00:43:45,245 --> 00:43:47,956
- Here, gimme.
- Owner has to sign for it, bro.
1025
00:43:47,997 --> 00:43:49,791
I am the owner.
Bro.
1026
00:43:49,832 --> 00:43:52,461
Paperwork says Svetlana Fisher
owns the joint.
1027
00:43:52,502 --> 00:43:54,254
Old vendor changed labels
on bottle.
1028
00:43:54,296 --> 00:43:55,797
Charged more for cheap liquor.
1029
00:43:55,838 --> 00:43:57,966
So I changed vendor.
You have sheet?
1030
00:43:58,007 --> 00:43:59,468
You can't just change
the vendors
1031
00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:01,303
and change the orders
without telling us.
1032
00:44:01,344 --> 00:44:04,013
I make decisions in bar now.
It's easier this way.
1033
00:44:04,055 --> 00:44:05,181
Do you have a pen?
1034
00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:09,018
Lana.
What's going on?
1035
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:11,938
I am new owner of alibi.
1036
00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,189
Huh?
1037
00:44:13,231 --> 00:44:15,984
To being a family again.
Ypa!
1038
00:44:16,025 --> 00:44:18,445
♪ Russian pop music ♪
1039
00:44:21,656 --> 00:44:22,824
Hi.
1040
00:44:22,865 --> 00:44:25,827
Hi.
Hi, baby.
1041
00:44:25,868 --> 00:44:29,331
Hi, pretty lady.
How are you?
1042
00:44:29,372 --> 00:44:30,999
Where's Monica?
1043
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,125
Not sure.
1044
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,629
How'd the dcfs meetin' go?
1045
00:44:35,670 --> 00:44:38,298
They told me I could keep her.
1046
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:40,467
Great.
Congrats.
1047
00:44:40,509 --> 00:44:41,759
Thanks.
1048
00:44:43,386 --> 00:44:44,679
You're pissed.
1049
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,390
Nope.
Why would I be pissed?
1050
00:44:47,432 --> 00:44:50,768
'Cause I didn't tell you
when the meeting was gonna be.
1051
00:44:50,810 --> 00:44:52,312
I would've,
but Monica wanted to come.
1052
00:44:52,354 --> 00:44:54,356
That's all right.
I was busy anyway.
1053
00:44:55,565 --> 00:44:56,483
Okay.
1054
00:44:58,485 --> 00:45:00,403
So they said
I needed to get a job,
1055
00:45:00,445 --> 00:45:04,907
so I wanted to ask if it would
be okay if I worked here.
1056
00:45:08,203 --> 00:45:10,622
You, uh, can't take orders
from me, remember?
1057
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:12,207
I can.
I will.
1058
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,793
I don't want to fight
every time I ask for something.
1059
00:45:15,835 --> 00:45:17,837
I won't fight.
I promise.
1060
00:45:23,092 --> 00:45:26,429
I need somebody to run
my fluff-and-fold service.
1061
00:45:26,471 --> 00:45:28,348
Can I bring franny to work
with me?
1062
00:45:28,390 --> 00:45:29,516
Okay.
1063
00:45:29,558 --> 00:45:30,517
Oh.
1064
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:32,143
Thank you so much, Fiona.
1065
00:45:32,185 --> 00:45:33,769
I can't wait to tell Monica.
1066
00:45:35,855 --> 00:45:37,399
Wow.
1067
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,068
You really fell for it
this time, didn't you?
1068
00:45:40,109 --> 00:45:41,944
What do you mean?
She got back franny.
1069
00:45:41,986 --> 00:45:44,364
And that makes up
for a lifetime of bullshit?
1070
00:45:44,406 --> 00:45:46,157
No.
But...
1071
00:45:46,199 --> 00:45:48,493
Hurricane Monica
blows into town.
1072
00:45:48,535 --> 00:45:49,827
Saves the day.
1073
00:45:49,869 --> 00:45:51,538
Let's give her a fuckin' medal.
1074
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:52,788
Fiona?
1075
00:45:54,082 --> 00:45:55,542
What?
1076
00:45:55,584 --> 00:45:57,627
That chick who gave you
the bad yelp review?
1077
00:45:57,669 --> 00:45:59,170
Table nine.
1078
00:45:59,212 --> 00:46:02,173
♪ Rock music ♪
1079
00:46:06,595 --> 00:46:07,887
Excuse me.
1080
00:46:07,929 --> 00:46:10,806
- Are you Jesse?
- Why?
1081
00:46:10,848 --> 00:46:14,394
Did you write a yelp review
of Wendell's across the street?
1082
00:46:14,436 --> 00:46:15,769
Yeah.
1083
00:46:15,811 --> 00:46:17,397
Oh, cool.
1084
00:46:17,439 --> 00:46:20,316
Cool, wow, that must've taken
a lot of time to write.
1085
00:46:20,358 --> 00:46:22,569
Put a lot of thought into that,
huh?
1086
00:46:22,611 --> 00:46:25,779
That line about the...
The clueless south side chick?
1087
00:46:25,821 --> 00:46:27,115
That was hilarious.
1088
00:46:27,156 --> 00:46:29,325
Who are you?
1089
00:46:29,367 --> 00:46:31,327
The clueless south side chick.
Hi.
1090
00:46:31,369 --> 00:46:32,746
Oh.
1091
00:46:32,786 --> 00:46:35,789
Um...it was...It was just
honest feedback.
1092
00:46:35,831 --> 00:46:39,210
Does that mean that I have
permission to give it back?
1093
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,505
'Cause that shirt's hideous.
1094
00:46:44,549 --> 00:46:45,675
You know what?
1095
00:46:45,717 --> 00:46:49,345
Let me review Jesse
for you, sir.
1096
00:46:49,387 --> 00:46:51,681
Jesse is a...Is a condescending,
1097
00:46:51,723 --> 00:46:54,100
entitled, privileged piece
of hipster trash
1098
00:46:54,142 --> 00:46:56,810
who thinks that she's making
the world a better place
1099
00:46:56,852 --> 00:46:58,605
with her shitty opinions.
1100
00:46:58,647 --> 00:47:00,523
But, really,
she's too much of a coward
1101
00:47:00,565 --> 00:47:02,400
to bring her issues
to the owner directly,
1102
00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:04,860
so she's got to tell
the fucking Internet.
1103
00:47:07,238 --> 00:47:10,366
I took out a mortgage
on my fuckin' house,
1104
00:47:10,408 --> 00:47:14,287
and you just dumped on it
like it was nothin'.
1105
00:47:14,329 --> 00:47:16,331
I'm sorry.
1106
00:47:16,372 --> 00:47:18,166
You're sorry?
1107
00:47:22,587 --> 00:47:24,172
Oh.
1108
00:47:24,213 --> 00:47:26,215
Yeah. That feels pretty bad,
doesn't it? Huh?
1109
00:47:26,257 --> 00:47:27,967
It's okay, baby.
1110
00:47:28,009 --> 00:47:30,553
Yeah, maybe you should stop
being such an asshole, huh?
1111
00:47:30,595 --> 00:47:32,514
Go cry to your daddy
about your trust fund,
1112
00:47:32,555 --> 00:47:33,515
you little bitch!
1113
00:47:45,193 --> 00:47:46,528
Frank!
1114
00:47:46,569 --> 00:47:47,821
Frank!
1115
00:47:47,861 --> 00:47:50,031
Uh, just checking
on my granddaughter.
1116
00:47:50,072 --> 00:47:52,241
- I heard we got her back.
- Oh, bullshit!
1117
00:47:52,283 --> 00:47:54,035
- You still care about me.
- What?
1118
00:47:54,076 --> 00:47:55,036
- Yes.
- No. Fuck you.
1119
00:47:55,077 --> 00:47:56,371
- Admit it!
- No, I do not.
1120
00:47:56,412 --> 00:47:57,664
- No, you don't...
- Admit it!
1121
00:47:57,706 --> 00:47:59,290
- Just...
- Frank!
1122
00:47:59,332 --> 00:48:01,875
Why did you come back?
1123
00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:04,838
Haven't you ruined my life
enough already?
1124
00:48:10,134 --> 00:48:11,678
Come on.
1125
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:14,888
Frank, come on.
I got something to show you.
1126
00:48:23,606 --> 00:48:27,819
Ct scan.
Mri.
1127
00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:29,945
Cerebral angiogram.
1128
00:48:29,987 --> 00:48:33,616
And this is the little grenade
in my brain
1129
00:48:33,658 --> 00:48:36,411
that's about to blow up.
1130
00:48:36,452 --> 00:48:39,955
I am dying, frank.
1131
00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:43,793
They said that I probably got it
1132
00:48:43,835 --> 00:48:47,547
from an infected needle
or something.
1133
00:48:50,258 --> 00:48:52,009
♪ Poignant music ♪
1134
00:48:52,051 --> 00:48:54,596
Oh, no.
1135
00:48:54,637 --> 00:48:57,931
No, it's okay, Frankie.
1136
00:48:57,973 --> 00:49:00,142
Oh, Frankie, no, no, no.
1137
00:49:00,184 --> 00:49:02,353
No, it's okay.
1138
00:49:02,395 --> 00:49:05,899
I have a plan.
I have a plan.
1139
00:49:05,939 --> 00:49:08,109
I need your help.
1140
00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:09,819
It's okay.
1141
00:49:11,863 --> 00:49:14,073
Frankie, I missed you.
1142
00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:19,579
Oh.
Thanks.
1143
00:49:22,206 --> 00:49:23,666
So, you, uh...
1144
00:49:26,252 --> 00:49:29,046
Hang out with Monica
after I left?
1145
00:49:29,088 --> 00:49:31,758
Not long.
Couple of drinks.
1146
00:49:34,176 --> 00:49:35,177
Did you have fun?
1147
00:49:36,262 --> 00:49:37,847
Not quite the word I'd use.
1148
00:49:41,726 --> 00:49:42,936
What'd you talk about?
1149
00:49:44,437 --> 00:49:47,398
You.
She misses you.
1150
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,609
You can't take her side
with that kind of stuff.
1151
00:49:49,651 --> 00:49:52,862
And I would be fine to never
hang out with her again.
1152
00:49:52,904 --> 00:49:55,573
She's nuts.
1153
00:50:00,035 --> 00:50:02,288
Humans, man.
It's a fuckin' mess.
1154
00:50:02,330 --> 00:50:03,122
Mm.
1155
00:50:04,499 --> 00:50:06,417
- Not for the weak.
- Mm-mm.
1156
00:50:07,752 --> 00:50:10,171
- Not for pussies.
- Mm.
1157
00:50:15,217 --> 00:50:17,094
Mm.
1158
00:50:17,136 --> 00:50:19,096
Mm.
Yeah.
1159
00:50:23,351 --> 00:50:24,686
Holy shit.
1160
00:50:24,727 --> 00:50:26,688
- Look at your hair.
- Yeah.
1161
00:50:26,729 --> 00:50:27,897
I grew up in Jersey,
1162
00:50:27,939 --> 00:50:30,608
so that's a whole can
of aqua net.
1163
00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:32,234
No.
1164
00:50:32,276 --> 00:50:34,529
Is that tan real?
1165
00:50:34,570 --> 00:50:37,532
It's bronzing lotion.
1166
00:50:37,573 --> 00:50:39,534
Hey, fuck you.
1167
00:51:01,347 --> 00:51:03,349
I don't want to talk about it.
1168
00:51:09,772 --> 00:51:12,149
- Fuck.
- Whoa!
1169
00:51:12,191 --> 00:51:13,651
The fuck is that?
1170
00:51:17,196 --> 00:51:20,783
- Does Ian Gallagher live here?
- Why?
1171
00:51:20,825 --> 00:51:23,536
Detective Raymond.
Just need a minute of his time.
1172
00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:30,125
Hey, Ian!
1173
00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:31,794
Can you come out here?
1174
00:51:37,926 --> 00:51:39,134
Ian Gallagher?
1175
00:51:41,429 --> 00:51:42,471
Yeah?
1176
00:51:42,513 --> 00:51:43,973
According to
corrections records,
1177
00:51:44,015 --> 00:51:46,059
you visited
mikhailo aleksandr milkovich
1178
00:51:46,099 --> 00:51:47,518
in prison on multiple occasions.
1179
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,937
Mickey?
1180
00:51:48,978 --> 00:51:51,104
Has he contacted you?
1181
00:51:51,146 --> 00:51:53,024
No.
1182
00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:54,901
He escaped last night.
1183
00:52:01,156 --> 00:52:04,117
♪ Aw tonight
I'm a little too turned on ♪
1184
00:52:04,159 --> 00:52:06,788
♪ to talk about us ♪
1185
00:52:06,829 --> 00:52:09,498
♪ and tomorrow
I'll be too turned off ♪
1186
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:14,503
♪ and won't give a fuck
about you and I ♪
1187
00:52:16,338 --> 00:52:19,008
♪ I don't want to see you cry ♪
1188
00:52:19,050 --> 00:52:21,677
♪ but it feels like
a matter of time ♪
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