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1982.
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那年我十三岁
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在我成为喜剧演员之前，我认为最酷的事
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成为青少年.
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我将拥有女人、金钱、还能很晚回家
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我以为那会是个辉煌的开始
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嘿
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Chris! Chris! Chris!
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可是，伙计，我想错了!
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Chris!
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马上去卫生间把马桶座上的尿给擦了!
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恶心!
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人人都
恨
克里斯
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翻译：梁师傅 校对：翊薇
出品：F6中文网
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我十三岁时，我妈说服了我爸搬出Project
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她总是说Project只不过是另一种实验罢了
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在实验室, 政府给小白鼠奶酪吃
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在Projetc,政府给人奶酪吃
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爸，我想吃麦当劳
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你们有吃麦当劳的钱吗?
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Julius,孩子们得吃饭呀
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但他们又不是非得吃麦当劳
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车后面有些beloni饼,我这就停车
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我爸手边总是有些beloni饼以防万一
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我们只能买一个套餐
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Drew吃汉堡, Tonya吃薯条,
Chris，剩下的饮料是你的
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有一次我只吃到冰
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我们搬进了Brookyn的Bedstyle的一个公寓里.
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现在我们才知道Bedstyle是罪恶之城的中心
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我想我们该住别的地方
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Bedstyle甚至有它自己的座右铭:
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"Bedstyle, 行动，或者死去"
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看那儿!看那儿!
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那是一帮将死去的人
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只要让我抓到你们任何一个人在任何一面墙上涂鸦
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我就把我的脚抬得高高得塞到你们得嘴里
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进去吧
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这是我母亲Rochelle.
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她有一百种治你的花样.
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小鬼，我会打得你们跪地求饶
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我会敲打你们一晚上
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我会把你的名字从电话本里删去，
就当没你这个孩子
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这是我的弟弟Drew.
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没有什么比有一个比你个高的弟弟更糟的事了
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Tonya是最小，为了给我找麻烦
她什么都做的出来
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Chris, 清理一下
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- Tonya干的.
- 什么!
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我问你这个了吗？
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就因为我最大，一有状况让我就得跟大人似的担着.
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如果你问到烟味,
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认为是这房子着火了
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赶紧带着你的弟妹撤
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如果闻到瓦斯味,认为是房子要炸了
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赶紧带着你的弟妹撤
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如果你闻到烟味
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是你弟弟着火
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就带着你妹妹快跑
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幸运的是，房子从来没着过火
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我弟弟也是
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妈，为什么Drew和Tonya可以去附近的学校上学？
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而我却要去Brooklyn海滩那么远的地方上学
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Brooklyn Beach在城镇的另一边，
周围住的都是穷意大利人
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就跟Bedstyle一样,
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只是把黑帮换成了暴徒
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因为这里的中学简直就是不良少年的
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制造工厂
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而那些白人的孩子可以受到教育
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可不是哈佛那种教育
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只不过是那种“不要抢劫酒店”的教育
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嘿，老爸
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嘿，宝贝
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嘿，爸
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嘿，爸爸.
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嘿，宝贝
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Tonya是我爸最疼的.
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怎么不喝你的燕麦粥?
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Chris没冲开
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她很会利用这一点
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那你就别吃了
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我就知道你不会倒掉的
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吃了它.
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它要花30美分
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我爸总是知道每样东西的价钱
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$1.09丢在垃圾桶里
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$2被烧糊了
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49美分撒在我的桌子
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有人要把它喝了
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宝贝，你看这次的帐单
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我已经付了
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- 可你只付了一半
- 我知道
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我给了你全款，你怎么只付一半
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我真不敢相信你居然敢问我
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只是个问题，我只想知道答案
知道怎么回事
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不，你不是，你在质疑我的判断
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你说的好像这就就没有这张大赤字的帐单似的
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好吧
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那你来解决吧
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- 我会的
- 好的
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- 我肯定会的
- 很好
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- 好啊
- 好啊
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我父母教导我们爱一个人永远不用
说"拍我马屁吧".
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邮票在哪?
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我的成长史一点都不酷
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最酷的事情就是这双脚上的白色运动鞋了.
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不行, 不行, 不行
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嘿，你不能连去学校都穿它.
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信不信由你，不是什么地都能穿运动鞋的
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为什么,大家都在穿
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因为你很邋遢
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外加你今还有个聚会
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嘿，不知道你怎么想的
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我妈讨厌邋遢的人
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她总是说穷但整洁好过富却邋遢
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我想她这么说是因为我们是穷人
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给
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穿Drew的这穿好鞋
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我讨厌这种鞋
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学校里每个人都会笑话我的
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你只去了一个星期
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你还谁都不认识呢
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我是学校唯一的黒人
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可他们认识我
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真太丢脸了
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为什么他穿我的鞋
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因为你就两只脚
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但，Chris,下学后别闲逛
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你要回家，给Drew和Tonya开门，好吗？
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你不在吗？
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我今天要上班
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知道规矩吧
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知道，知道
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不就是爸爸要睡觉，不到五点别叫他
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没错
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Chris!
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你拿乘车证了吗？
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对,啊...
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- 我记得放这了
- 啊...啊..
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你收好，如果你要丢了的话，以后你
就走着去学校吧
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哦
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- 这是你2元的午餐费
- 谢谢
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好了，乖点啊
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- 再见，妈
- 再见，妈妈
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拜拜，宝贝
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拉着你妹妹的手
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上学去吧
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Keisha是邻家女孩
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13岁时, 我对性了解不多
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但我知道这事要她参与才行
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嘿, Drew!
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Drew?
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嘿, Keisha?
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你认识她?
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Yeah.
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Drew太酷了，他十岁钓到的马子，
我三十岁才有戏
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听着，当你们回家以后
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不要按门铃，也不要敲门
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就在那儿等着, OK?
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随便啦
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万一我想去厕所怎么办？
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去学校上
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那里的厕所太脏了
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记住...
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你吵醒爸爸的话，
他会我把的脸揍平了
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如果真那样的话，他怎么揍我，
我就怎么揍你
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接着他就会杀了我，然后去坐牢
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你想让爸爸坐牢吗？
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不想
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不想是吧？
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那就记住
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即便我妈很生气，
但她还是会给我爸做饭的
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...我觉得.
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蔬菜, 马铃薯还要最喜欢的:
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一大块鸡肉.
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我每天上学要倒一次车.
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街对面的中学真的有那么糟糕吗?
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就像摇滚一样,
校园枪击也是黑人发明的，
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但却被白人发扬光大了
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我第一趟车是26路.
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我每一天都在车上看报纸.
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我在去学校的路上学到的要比
在学校里学到的还多
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我要换乘44路.
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我是车上唯一的黑人
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我旁边没人坐
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我的意思是没人愿意坐
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如果她现在就这么生气,
你想象一下如果她女儿带着O.J回家的话
(O.J.辛普森:美国著名的黑人棒球明星)
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我妈妈认为去白人的学校意味着我会得到更好的教育
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并且会更安全
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大错特错!
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这是Joey Caruso.
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一个有着大块头皮屑的小痞子.
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我本来打算避开他的
但是这双鞋
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鞋不错啊, Bojangles.
（Bojangles：一个黑人踢踏舞明星）
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Bojangles?
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昨晚我和你妈跳踢踏舞时她可不是
这么叫我的
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我知道你以为我疯了
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如果我第一次就这么放过他
他这一年都不会让我消停
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现在我还打不过他
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但是我想也许我可以唬住他
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- 你说什么?
- 我没说清楚吗?
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你知道我是谁吗?
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00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:05,556
如果你再踩我鞋，我就让你知道我是谁！
202
00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:07,408
我才不吃你这套呢
203
00:09:07,529 --> 00:09:08,960
我可是出身Bedstyle,老兄.
204
00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,918
我能带一班兄弟过来.
205
00:09:11,624 --> 00:09:15,270
我会把你打得屁滚尿流，让你做梦都得拄拐
206
00:09:15,776 --> 00:09:16,918
嗨，没准他怕了
207
00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:18,299
你知道我还能做什么吗？
208
00:09:19,803 --> 00:09:20,704
你叫什么?
209
00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:21,777
Chris.
210
00:09:22,288 --> 00:09:24,294
我是Raymond教授， 你的新校长
211
00:09:24,576 --> 00:09:25,959
从我脚上起来.
212
00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:29,498
这好笑吗?
213
00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:31,254
一点也不.
214
00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:32,769
你叫什么名，孩子?
215
00:09:33,063 --> 00:09:33,908
Caruso.
216
00:09:34,328 --> 00:09:36,766
想来我的学校，下次就穿像样点.
217
00:09:38,505 --> 00:09:40,237
看看这双鞋
218
00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:41,975
他们意味着某些事情
219
00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:43,685
他们意味着我是一个学生
220
00:09:44,156 --> 00:09:45,153
我想学习
221
00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,376
我要像这样多点
222
00:09:49,452 --> 00:09:50,585
像那样少点
223
00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:54,746
不要再撞到我了
224
00:09:56,109 --> 00:09:58,115
尽管Caruso被我搅得有点乱
225
00:09:58,402 --> 00:10:00,499
但这么丢脸令他更生气
226
00:10:00,686 --> 00:10:02,146
所以你知道接下来要发生的...
227
00:10:02,287 --> 00:10:03,574
这事没完, 黑鬼!
228
00:10:05,326 --> 00:10:07,559
那天他叫完我黑鬼就走了.
229
00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:10,309
但后来在DMX的演唱会上也那样叫来着
（DMX:一个黑人歌手）
230
00:10:10,558 --> 00:10:12,563
就差点被踩死
231
00:10:13,866 --> 00:10:16,065
你真的就是来自那个号称
"Bedstyle，行动，或者死亡"的地儿吗?
232
00:10:16,347 --> 00:10:16,971
就是.
233
00:10:17,303 --> 00:10:18,414
你被枪打中过吗
234
00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:19,403
没有
235
00:10:19,512 --> 00:10:21,456
至少目前没有
236
00:10:21,971 --> 00:10:23,788
- Greg.
- Chris.
237
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,869
Greg不是我最想要的那种朋友
238
00:10:26,964 --> 00:10:29,643
同样都是受欺负的境遇让我们走到一起
239
00:10:29,783 --> 00:10:32,065
- 好酷的鞋.
- 谢谢.
240
00:10:32,352 --> 00:10:34,323
如果刚才那个校长是新来的,
241
00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:35,742
老校长是谁?
242
00:10:36,681 --> 00:10:38,015
我没摸她!
243
00:10:38,196 --> 00:10:39,816
我不知道你们说什么呢
244
00:10:40,112 --> 00:10:43,696
Palmer先生被起诉的罪名
我们不能告诉你
245
00:10:43,745 --> 00:10:45,105
因为那是一些关于网络色情的
246
00:10:45,198 --> 00:10:47,014
学校最终庭外和解了
247
00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,635
而他再也不能教书了
248
00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:51,023
如果他搬到你的隔壁，
你可要小心了
249
00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,781
再看家里，我爸这会应该在睡觉
250
00:10:54,957 --> 00:10:57,359
可他宁愿少睡觉，也不愿少了钱
251
00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,256
你在干什么?
252
00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:00,631
付帐单啊
253
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,384
看，这里写着$40
254
00:11:02,714 --> 00:11:04,047
我就付$40
255
00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:06,596
这就是为什么我不让你付帐单
256
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,762
- 你要去哪?
- 上班!
257
00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:15,000
Chris能准时回来叫醒我吗？
258
00:11:15,096 --> 00:11:16,577
我又不能未卜先知
259
00:11:16,948 --> 00:11:18,141
你有毛病啊？
260
00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,661
我没准倒知道你将来什么样!
261
00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:28,713
可该吃午饭了，我饿死了
262
00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:29,947
我要来个热狗
263
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,438
我要吃块PIZZA
264
00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:43,481
给我乘车证
265
00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:45,677
想要吗，来拿啊，臭....
266
00:11:50,385 --> 00:11:52,003
放学见，Satchmo.
（Satchmo：一个黑人小号手）
267
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,963
下学后,我想了一个作战计划
268
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:09,098
你不要命啦!
269
00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:12,365
老兄，这只是校园打闹
校园打闹最多持续一分钟
270
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:14,287
总会有人出来劝架的
271
00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:16,089
只要我先揍了第一拳
272
00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:18,338
就会有人出来阻止了！
273
00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:24,657
打架喽! 打架喽!打架喽! 打架喽!
274
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,081
你在等什么呢
275
00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:27,218
软饼!
276
00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:32,100
随时都会结束的!
277
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:57,468
会有人出来阻止的!
278
00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:13,421
等等! 等等!等等!
279
00:13:13,797 --> 00:13:14,603
等下我!
280
00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:15,960
谢谢!谢谢!
281
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,976
快点,女士!快点!我不能晚点！
282
00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,613
等下!请别关门!
283
00:13:21,786 --> 00:13:23,172
有个孩子要在追车.
284
00:13:23,264 --> 00:13:24,454
我看见了
285
00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:26,592
等等! 等等!等等!
286
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:32,970
我打赌你明天肯定上不来
287
00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:33,948
我赌我行
288
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:34,917
你行？我关门了！
289
00:13:34,953 --> 00:13:36,152
到此为止吧，你们这帮小痞子！
290
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:37,205
滚!
291
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:44,254
尽管我还是很饿，但终于快到家了
292
00:13:44,387 --> 00:13:45,709
不可能再有差错了吧？
293
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:46,901
爸!
294
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:48,627
爸!
295
00:13:49,731 --> 00:13:50,588
爸!
296
00:13:51,154 --> 00:13:52,776
这个孩子正在谋杀我！
297
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:53,772
老爸!
298
00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:55,073
老...
299
00:13:55,682 --> 00:13:57,402
小丫头，你想让老爸坐牢吗？
300
00:13:57,644 --> 00:13:58,790
我说过她了
301
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,310
我想上厕所
302
00:14:00,395 --> 00:14:01,537
我不让你在学校上吗?!
303
00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:02,964
太脏了！
304
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,017
听着，我们现在就进去.
305
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:10,831
可一旦进去，就别弄出任何声响
306
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,594
一丁丁点儿都不行，明白?
307
00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:13,310
嗯
308
00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:28,713
我爸总穿着工作服睡觉
309
00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:29,948
这样他一起来,
310
00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:31,290
就可以直接走了
311
00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:37,533
...该付帐单了，我会付的...
312
00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:55,303
你也许觉得弄脏一双$40的鞋没啥大不了
313
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:59,017
但是你必须清楚我老爸的汽车才$65
314
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:01,002
我必须把他们弄干净
315
00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:31,525
这是今天头一次，事情进展的很顺利
316
00:15:36,884 --> 00:15:40,141
现在我所要做的只是，在5点之前，
让每个人保持安静
317
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:53,386
老爸. 老爸.
318
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:55,414
该起了
319
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:58,437
5点了?
320
00:15:59,326 --> 00:15:59,891
对滴
321
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,093
不是4:59?
322
00:16:03,718 --> 00:16:04,685
不嘻.
323
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,750
我要去做哪份工?
324
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:11,644
开卡车
325
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:22,111
喂
326
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:23,912
嘿，宝贝，是妈妈
327
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:25,078
你爸起了吗?
328
00:16:25,263 --> 00:16:26,695
- 起啦.
- 不错，不错
329
00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:30,116
把你爸的那盘菜从冰箱拿出来，
拿到微波炉里热下
330
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:31,360
哪盘菜啊?
331
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:33,106
有一大块鸡肉那盘
332
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:51,728
我不是告诉你
"不要吃有一大块鸡肉那盘吗"?
333
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:52,962
但是我还是没吃饱
334
00:16:53,128 --> 00:16:56,384
我妈妈并不是真的生我气，
她只不过是怕我爸
335
00:16:56,527 --> 00:16:57,763
你也看到他多大块了
336
00:16:57,961 --> 00:16:59,577
她不愿他没吃饱就上班
337
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,216
因为如果他吃不饱就工作的话
他会不高兴
338
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,593
如果他不高兴
他没准会给他的老板Cracker打电话
339
00:17:04,735 --> 00:17:06,177
如果他给Cracker打电话
340
00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:08,360
我们就又要搬回Projects了
341
00:17:08,546 --> 00:17:13,874
但不要吃最大块的鸡肉
342
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,670
知道了吗?
343
00:17:22,064 --> 00:17:24,265
至少，你没把去学校穿的鞋弄脏
344
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,157
过来，让我亲下
345
00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:37,010
去睡吧
346
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,585
- Rochelle.
- 什么事?
347
00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:46,538
听着, 我不是想告诉你该怎么做
348
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:49,306
但是为了能在这安家，我真的工作很努力
你知道的
349
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:52,579
Julius, 你只是会挣钱并不代表你也会花
350
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,667
你要知道该怎么运作这个系统
351
00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,043
- 什么系统?
- 负债系统
352
00:17:57,795 --> 00:18:00,187
我管理这个家就像他们管理国家一样
353
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,363
赤字原则
354
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,740
房租应该每月3号付
355
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:05,768
我9号才付，是因为我7号才能拿到薪水
356
00:18:05,847 --> 00:18:07,560
如果现在就付照明费
357
00:18:07,611 --> 00:18:09,819
我就没钱买菜，房租也要晚交
358
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,282
然后你就要加班.
359
00:18:11,312 --> 00:18:12,803
你还想加班吗，Julius?
360
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:13,898
不想吧
361
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,423
如果我们不欠别人钱
362
00:18:15,516 --> 00:18:17,484
我们根本就没钱
363
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:21,109
呃...
364
00:18:22,213 --> 00:18:24,830
那你那时为什么不说
365
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,518
因为你没问啊
366
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:31,859
宝贝...
367
00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:33,765
别叫我宝贝
368
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:35,521
过来
369
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:37,564
对不起，还不行吗？
370
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:42,917
到底谁让你看这些帐单的?
371
00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:45,530
过来, 小甜甜.
372
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,035
上次你叫我小甜甜的时候，我怀孕了.
373
00:18:48,147 --> 00:18:49,998
你就我的小甜甜. 你永远是我的小甜甜.
374
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:50,698
别叫小甜甜了
375
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,560
好吧,可以叫几声
376
00:18:53,922 --> 00:18:55,697
- 我爱你
- 我也爱你
377
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:02,175
我爸爸总在做两份工的间隙看看我们:
378
00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:04,851
他的夜班和他的深夜班
379
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:06,614
老爸?
380
00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:09,359
嘿，儿子，我以为你睡着了
381
00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:13,063
对不起，我吃了你大鸡肉
382
00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,538
那块值89美分
383
00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:17,959
怎么?你在学校没吃饱吗?
384
00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:19,245
我还是有点饿
385
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,619
现在轮到我饿了
386
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,614
听着，下次，多吃点早点，0K？
387
00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:26,368
Ok.
388
00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:28,400
给.
389
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:31,052
别把钱露出来.
390
00:19:31,146 --> 00:19:32,624
有人会打劫你的
391
00:19:34,066 --> 00:19:35,581
别告诉你妈
392
00:19:37,983 --> 00:19:39,279
学校还好吗
393
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,222
我没有告诉他关于打架的事
394
00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:44,135
我爸爸是在民权时代上学的
（民权时代：美国第二身份的公民
所争取更多权利的时代，其中也包括黑人）
395
00:19:44,485 --> 00:19:48,001
和被欺骗、被坦克镇压还要被狗咬比起来
396
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,816
Joey Caruso根本不算什么
397
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,417
还好啦
398
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,117
好，明天早上见
399
00:19:58,008 --> 00:20:00,464
我爸不是那种会说“我爱你”的人
400
00:20:00,589 --> 00:20:03,269
这个街区里有四个当爸的，他是其中之一
401
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,951
"明天早上见"就是“他回到家了”
402
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:09,055
“回到家”就是他的“我爱你”
403
00:20:09,571 --> 00:20:12,396
把表关了，睡觉不需要知道时间
404
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,247
1小时2美分呢
405
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,965
我的毛巾怎么成这样了?
406
00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:22,721
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