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You're the best stepsister ever!

Okay, so don't freak out, but someone's coming over later.

Please don't tell me it's the wax lady again.

No, no, someone's in school.

Oh, wow.

Right? I mean...

He's tutorable.

Oh, God,

and his bone structure.

Yeah, he needs help in literature.

I mean, yeah, it's okay for someone who reads.

You should

come down and meet him.

Um, no.

You know how much I hate this room.

Well, I think that he would appreciate a change of scenery.

Don't worry about it. You can enjoy your date with him.

I'll be alone in my room upstairs.

It's not a date, Juju.

I'm just helping him.

You know me.

How noble of you.

In a garden of irony, The author uses the wilting roses as a metaphor for a

tummy.

Wow, yeah, that's dark, but kind of deep.

Yeah, some of the best treats are wrapped in decay.

I'm going to go see my teeth.

Oh, that sounds delicious.

I'll try not to.

You know, Axel, I've always liked how much you listen.

I thought you just, uh...

I

never

knew you felt like this, Lainey.

Are you okay?

Totally, yeah, definitely, yeah.

What is that?

Oh,

you're back.

Did you miss me? I have another surprise for you.

You look like you've seen a ghost.

Yeah, or maybe kissed one.

Give me one second.

Okay.

Why don't you get over here?

Are you kidding me? Oh, relax.

I was just trying to break the ice.

Oh, wait.

There's two of you?

Obviously!

For the record, this one's Julia.

I mean, you can't blame me for trying.

He's cute, confused, and clearly very kissable.

You made the best sister win.

I was born a man.

Peter? Give me that!

Where did you learn how to do that?

Blip, blip, blip, blip, blip.

I'm not even good at that.

Nuh -uh.

I'll show you how it's done.

That's how you fucking do it.

Stop hugging it.

I'm hit. I'm hit.

no no no no

Alright, so which one of you wants to get fucked first?

Obviously, yeah.

I think he wants to fuck me first.

He wants to fuck me first.

He wants to

fuck

me way more than he wants to fuck you.

Amen.

You guys sisters, you can't be making out.

We share everything.

You bet.

Poor guy breathed.

I want you to bend over for me. I don't want you to choke your pussy.

That's a beautiful thing. Yeah.

Because you're such a slut, Lulu.

She's like a little bitch, though.

way. I'm truly the elite.

I didn't have to take my name.

Bitch!

Oh my god.

You barely take that dip.

I did way better than you.

That's a mouthful of her sister's pussy.

Sit on your face.

He's my pussy on his dick, you little bitch.

Oh my god, they're so fucking hard.

Oh my god.

Dick is hard for me, by the way, Nana.

So cute.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh,

that's so fucking good.

Oh,

that's so fucking good.

You take his dick, you little bitch.

Yeah, you're gonna beat me so bad, take that fucking dick.

Yeah, you take that fucking dick

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Clearly I'm superior.

Which one are you again? I forgot.