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Thanks, Ma.
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Who are they, Pa?
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Get inside, John.
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He's hurt. Let us in.
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- I'll tendto him.
- I'll tell the sheriff.
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The Cheaters' Gang is over with.
This time you lose.
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- Cheaters never lose. Never!
- Get out.
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Kill them!
It'll make for a nice memory!
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- Get your Colt.
- Never! Don't do it!
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Go, Molly!
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You were lucky, John Luke.
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You dodged the Cheaters' Gang.
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And no one ever dodges a Cheater.
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Believe me, you're...
very lucky, John Luke!
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You beat death!
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You're lucky! You're...
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You're... Lucky Luke!
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Got it already.
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Got it already.
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''American Hero''...
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Got it already.
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Lucky Luke!
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Captain Mac Straggle, 20th Cavalry.
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Colonel Mac Straggle has a message
from the President of the USA.
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Thank the President
for checking in on me...
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but I'm on vacation.
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He says he's on vaca...
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There's no vacation
for heroes of the West.
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Kid, I know your father well.
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He knows I stick to my guns.
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He says I stick...
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I'm going to tease pike
out of the Klondike.
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Tell the President
I have an extra rod.
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You can tell him yourself,
boy scout!
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We lead in 2 states
and are neck and neck in the others.
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I won't lose the election!
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This transcontinental railroad
is the answer.
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With the coasts linked,
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America will exist.
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Shortly, sir.
The New York-San Francisco line
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will connect in Golden City
in 3 months.
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That's too long.
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We have to finish
before the elections next month.
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The tracks will join...
in Daisy Town.
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- Daisy Town?
-That's crazy!
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-Too dangerous.
- We should burn it down!
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Destroy Daisy Town!
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Whoever harms my pretty Daisy
answers to me.
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Don't get him wrong.
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The Daisy Town
which Luke remembers
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was heaven on Earth.
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Mr. Maurice Austin Cooper,
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Governor of Utah!
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President...
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gentlemen...
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Pardon my being sentimental, but...
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I'm recalling how
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on July 2, 1831 ,
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I came from Ireland
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on the same boat as his father.
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The Lukes tilled
the red soil of Daisy Town,
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where our cattle grazed in peace.
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But nowadays...
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the area is infested
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with desperados and Indians.
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You know me, Winston.
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If I were you...
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But you're not. Not yet.
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Let me finish this term
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and maybe even another.
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Here, Cooper.
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In 3 weeks I'll drive in this spike
to inaugurate the last section.
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- Mr. President, don't do it!
- It's insane.
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I want Mr. Luke to establish order
in Daisy Town.
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Do you accept this mission?
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Yep.
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How long will it take
to establish order?
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48 hours.
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Cigarette, anyone?
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Still not smoking?
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I have an Apatchi.
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Still not smoking!
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He quit!
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Take care, Coop.
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You're not obliged
to go back to Daisy Town.
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That place is full of ghosts
for you.
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I'll speak to the President.
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I gave him my word.
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Think it over.
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I'm not made for thinking.
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It's him, Miss! Lucky Luke!
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That's enough kids.
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Stay here. Be good.
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Here!
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I love you!
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You're too lucky, Lucky Luke!
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Way too lucky!
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You're lucky, John Luke.
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Very lucky!
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You dodged the Cheaters'Gang.
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You're lucky. You're...
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Lucky Luke!
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BIRTHPLACE OF LUCKY LUKE
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Boots, size 54.
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Andfor the horse?
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Rain coming.
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Up, you maggots!
And in single file!
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You never get sick
of filling up jails?
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Lucky Luke,
the man who never killed anyone.
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You never got over
seeing your parents die.
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That cod-face of yours
got a name?
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Pat Poker.
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Welcome to my town.
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Missed.
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Alas, you're unwelcome in mine.
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How did you do
the 5-dollar bill trick?
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Lousy.
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Leave my office.
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Daisy Town bodes ill for sheriffs.
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The soil is red with their blood.
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Before it gets red with yours,
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bet on black
and get lost before nightfall.
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Expect a gift from me tomorrow.
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You alright with death?
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Tomorrow I clean house.
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John!
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It's Flimsey.
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Remember?
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Down here, John.
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In the barrel.
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Flimsey?
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Flimsey the bug!
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What the heck?
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We're glad to see you!
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- Get out.
- You crazy?
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Want them to kill me?
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Tell everyone it's over now.
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Time to come out of hiding.
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Poker won't let his gang go to jail.
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He hired a bad-ass bandit
to smoke you.
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Who's the fat vat?
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My wife.
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No one's getting smoked, ma'am.
Pleasedto meet you.
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Billy the Kid City! End of the line!
Time to die!
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Billy the Kid's in town!
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I'm worth 5000 dollars!
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Good lolly, Mr. Billy!
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Not Mister.
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Just Billy.
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Billy the Kid. Like you.
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So long, Lilly.
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Don't share with your brother!
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Thanks for the ride!
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Bam! Got the old hag!
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Don't move, you hear?
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You neither!
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Don't move!
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The boss is waiting.
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Drop the gun, Q-Tip.
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Start walking and keep them up.
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So?
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Got my money, wizard?
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Andthe bird's unharmed.
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So?
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How much did your hen
drop from its ass?
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- 15,000.
- Billy the Kid...
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kill Lucky Luke for 15,000 dollars?
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You're right.
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10,000.
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Lucky Luke sent me to reform school
when I was 7.
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And I'd done nothing wrong.
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I thought you'd killed your parents.
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Exactly.
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I'd done nothing wrong.
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So I came to kill Lucky Luke
for personal reasons.
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I'll pick up my money
once he's dead.
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You offendatedme
by implying I could be bought.
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And get me some cherry juice!
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Next time, I want cherry juice!
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He's coming! Barber Street!
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Gentlemen?
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I assume you know the way to jail.
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Yep...
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Sometimes life can get prickly.
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Fourteen...
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Pistol Pete.
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Go on...
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Fifteen...
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RattlesnakeJoe.
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So, Hank, what's up with you?
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Goldie.
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Digger's daughter?
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Pregnant with our 6th.
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You're not lonesome, cowboy.
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Stop by sometime!
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Next time, bud.
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Won't be no next time.
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I like you, Billy.
Don't make me hurt you.
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Pretty lousy last words...
for a guy of your stature.
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Out of luck.
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Farewell, Lucky Luke.
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This is my snack.
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It's my snack! It doesn't count.
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Farewell, Lucky Luke.
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That's your water gun.
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Nope.
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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It worked in front of the mirror!
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Poop! What's wrong?
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Shut your traps, retards!
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You're out of luck. So long.
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He killed me!
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I'm cold.
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I'm hot.
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Give me a snuggle...
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I'm a monkey's uncle!
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His bullets hit mine!
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Banana-chocolate.
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I wasn't hit.
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I wasn't hit.
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I'm not dead!
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It hurts. It stings.
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It stings a little.
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You missedthe coach.
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In the meantime,
I'll read you a story.
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I don't want to go!
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Tomorrow...
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Luke will grow his blade of grass...
six feet under.
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It's between us now.
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Hey, guys!
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Barrels in the buff!
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This saloon is for denizens
of Daisy Town.
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So pay for your last whiskies.
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Hear that, friends?
Time to pack up and leave.
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No! Stay put, you idiots!
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Bet on 1 7, Lucky Luke.
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16 sheriffs await you
at the cemetery.
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Chips down.
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No more bets.
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Seventeen.
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Black, odd and pray to God.
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He rode off into the smoldering sky
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He went off and let our kisses die
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He left me
with just two eyes to cry
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My lonesome cowboy...
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shot my heart
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like a bullet from his peacemaker
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Thanks, Sam.
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Rode in on his horse,
used all his force
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Took me for a ride
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Took his Belle with pride
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My lonesome cowboy shot my heart
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like a bullet from his peacemaker
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I await my lover, await my hero
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so that he and I
can start again from zero
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Abullet for Belle
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or ring your death knell
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Abullet for Belle
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or Belle will blast a bullet
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into your heart
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No, Pat!
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Losing hand, Poker.
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That hurts.
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It's too late to fight.
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Like my watch?
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Lucky Luke.
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The man who never killed anyone.
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Killing has its good sides.
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There's before the kill, and after.
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It's in your head, your skin,
your bones.
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It leaves traces.
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And memories.
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What will you do now?
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Shoot the chandelier
to knock me out?
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Poor little hero...
who never killed anyone.
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Outside!
278
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,995
Get lost!
279
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,794
He's dead.
280
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,677
LUKE KILLS
281
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,754
I'll never kill anyone.
282
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,074
Never!
283
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,437
You never got over
seeing your parents killed.
284
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,399
You're not obliged
to go back to Daisy Town.
285
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,879
He's dead!
286
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,839
Killing has its good sides.
Alright with death?
287
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,195
Don't do it!
288
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,350
Outside!
289
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,270
Cowboy! Aren't you overdoing it?
290
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,080
Use your head.
No trains come by here.
291
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,995
Come on, kid. Let's go home.
292
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,793
Was that you who...?
293
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,477
Go on.
294
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,192
Do it again.
295
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,351
Are you done yet?
296
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,349
You talk!
297
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,677
You talk! Damn, he talks!
298
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,714
Okay, I got it.
I can talk. No news to me.
299
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,838
Now climb on me
and let's get going. Okay?
300
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,559
My name is John Luke.
301
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,268
I'm pacing around
and my horse can talk.
302
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,917
You done? Start smoking again!
303
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,235
I'm losing it.
304
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,468
Don't sit back down!
305
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,749
We have work, Lulu!
306
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,395
Have you forgotten?
307
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,950
The train, the President,
the mission, Daisy Town...
308
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,668
Your horse and only friend,
JollyJumper.
309
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,592
That true, unsung hero...
hidden under your butt.
310
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,513
- Have you forgotten or...
- Will you shut up?
311
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,433
What's ''shut up'' in Horse?
312
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,633
In Horse?
In Horse it goes like this...
313
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,878
We don't say it often
because it's a bit long.
314
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,952
Why didn't you talk to me before?
315
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,589
You never laid on the tracks before.
316
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,079
You know, Jolly...
317
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,517
- You're my only friend.
- True.
318
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,310
I'd have been nothing without you.
319
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,788
True too.
320
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,675
Yeah...
321
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,436
You got that right.
322
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,998
Eleanor... Eleanor's in love!
323
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,913
Too cute, Johnny-Johnny.
324
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,754
I don't love you, Eleanor.
I love no one!
325
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,151
He's hurt. Let us in.
326
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,276
I'll tend to him.
327
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,590
- I'll tell the sheriff.
- Don't do that.
328
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,752
The Cheaters Gang is over with.
This time you lose.
329
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,638
Cheaters never lose.
330
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,871
Kill him.
Make for a nice memory.
331
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,396
- Get your Colt.
- Never! Don't do it!
332
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,951
I swear, Coop.
I always thought I was doing good.
333
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,237
In fact I was seeking revenge.
334
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,318
You were seeking justice.
335
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,394
The West wouldn't be the West
without you.
336
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,514
You're Lucky Luke...
337
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,634
Astar in our flag.
338
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,439
I killed a man.
339
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,950
You rid the West of a scoundrel.
340
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,998
And life goes on.
341
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,479
As Governor,
I shouldtell you to continue.
342
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,798
But if I weren't afraid
of betrayingAmerica,
343
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,637
I'd tell you this death
is the chance of your life.
344
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,636
Anew life,
without guns, without violence.
345
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,197
In any case, a train
will soon run coast to coast.
346
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,713
Cities will take over
the great outdoors.
347
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,431
It's the end of our world, John.
348
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,151
All these farmers, these families...
349
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,913
They count on me.
350
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:29,076
- Who'll defend them?
-They'll find someone else.
351
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,470
Trust me. Change your life
before it's too late.
352
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,953
I'm here for you.
353
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,517
You realize what you're doing?
354
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,193
No, cowboy, not your Colt!
355
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,991
You realize what you're doing?
356
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,510
Do you realize?
You can't hang it up for good!
357
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,796
Cowboy... You're Lucky Luke!
358
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,429
KILLED BY LUCKY LUKE
359
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,191
I foundthat in the dust.
360
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,039
That's why I'm here, Sam.
361
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,548
For Daisy and her kids.
362
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,599
You have 280 years to go.
363
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,470
Geezer! Give us two cherry juices.
364
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,237
Your jail is full of drafts.
365
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,154
And soon your body will be,
Lucky Luke.
366
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,677
Have a lolly. I'll be a minute.
367
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,788
Thanks, Lucky.
368
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,949
You're the best triggers
in the county.
369
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,113
This town needs a sheriff.
370
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,910
Doesn't anyone want a clean slate?
371
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,479
To stop being a loner?
372
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,593
Being on the run?
373
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,958
To be respected and loved?
374
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,270
I don't know... to start a family.
375
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,952
Haven't we all dreamt of it?
376
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,754
Where's your Colt?
377
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,109
He has no gun!
378
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,510
Kill him!
379
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,155
You sent me to jail!
380
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,513
- Our fate is for us to decide.
- My fate wasn't 15 years in jail.
381
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,108
Kill him nice and slow!
382
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,478
Go on, you retards!
383
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,748
This will keep your mouth shut!
384
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,029
Nineteen...
385
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,076
Twenty.
386
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,629
Thanks, gentlemen.
387
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,390
I'm Billy the Kid!
388
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,149
And I'll ridthe West of Lucky Luke!
389
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,796
Out of my way, bowling ball!
390
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,395
Beautiful.
391
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,833
If any of you hyenas touches him,
you won't see the sun set.
392
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,471
Calamity!
393
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,316
Jane...
394
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,792
Hats off for a lady!
Lily-livered, snot-nosed lowlifes!
395
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,030
1 against 100.
396
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,229
You think you really got a chance,
397
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,994
Calamity Jane?
398
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,715
Two...
399
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,433
against 100.
400
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,030
Jesse James...
401
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,351
''To be great...
402
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,831
''is not to stir...
403
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,159
''without great...
404
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,113
''argument!''
405
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,469
Hamlet.
406
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,871
Act IV, scene 4.
407
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,393
Is what I hear true?
408
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,916
You hung up your Colt, Luke?
409
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,754
Jesse...
410
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,393
''The evil...
411
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,631
''men do...
412
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,837
''lives after them!
413
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,599
''The good, O the good...
414
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,435
''is oft interred...
415
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,597
''with their bones.''
416
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,399
Julius Caesar.
417
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,712
Act III, scene 3.
418
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,072
Luke is a legend.
419
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,276
He deserves to die in a duel.
420
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,676
And I won't let anyone
421
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,316
kill him, besides me.
422
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,312
I don't like your reason.
423
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,318
But my choices are limited.
424
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,835
You're deputy sheriff, JesseJames.
425
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,551
Where are you taking my Lucky?
426
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,351
And why a duel? Let's kill him now!
427
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,997
What matters is not
the blood spilled, but the ink.
428
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,359
In 100 years,
kids will read in history books
429
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,279
thatJesseJames,
the greatest outlaw ever,
430
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,794
killed Luke in a duel.
431
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,474
That's how it is.
432
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,518
Load of crap,
your greatest outlaw routine.
433
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,231
I'm the greatest outlaw ever!
434
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,597
I should kill Lucky Luke!
And I will kill Lucky Luke!
435
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,909
Give me that!
436
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,239
And in 100 years,
437
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,635
kids will read
438
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,309
that the Kid
was the greatest outlaw ever!
439
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,994
Billy the Kid,
the greatest outlaw ever,
440
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,395
killed Lucky Luke.
441
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,119
And Jesse James!
442
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,388
Catchy, isn't it?
443
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,029
Find another one.
444
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,470
I need your carriage, Doc.
Move.
445
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,796
I'll watch him.
Watch over the town.
446
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,430
You have 48 hours
to walk tall in your boots, Luke.
447
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,795
Become a legend again.
448
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,595
From hitherto forward, I'm sheriff.
Everyone in the saloon!
449
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,356
Hot cocoa for everyone.
450
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,552
And if you don't drink it,
451
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,109
straight to jail. That clear?
452
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,994
There's one left.
453
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,879
Is someone not thirsty?
454
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,790
That's better.
455
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,310
- What do we do?
- Put bad guys in jail.
456
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,149
Why?
457
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,356
To protect Lucky Luke. Get it?
458
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:07,995
Because he has no gun?
459
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,475
- Because I'm killing him.
- No, I am!
460
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,358
Where can we get badges?
461
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,955
- In the sheriff's office.
- So let's go there.
462
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,554
I'm a poor lonesome cowboy,
463
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,950
and a long, long way from home...
464
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,671
Let's get you comfortable.
465
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,913
Take off these pants.
466
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,558
I'll take care of that.
467
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,670
He needs the help of a real woman.
468
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,751
Let's see if I'm real or not.
469
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,835
Sweetie-pie!
470
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,273
I'll keep guard.
471
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,194
I'm dead.
472
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,638
You're the angel
of lonesome cowboys.
473
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,433
Good night, Jolly.
474
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,355
What the hell?
475
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,279
I'm sorry.
I thought you were my horse.
476
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,070
- Force of habit.
- Sorry.
477
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,759
It's called water, cowboy.
478
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,834
Feel any better?
479
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,235
Nothing to see here.
480
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,310
What are you doing?
481
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,829
Removing your boots.
482
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:58,957
What for?
483
00:48:59,400 --> 00:48:59,991
It's better.
484
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,954
Boots never come off!
485
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,553
Relax, tenderfoot.
486
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,634
Nails like that
keep you on your toes.
487
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,873
They'll skin your hide.
488
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,078
At least it'll be clean.
489
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,673
Got any dreams?
490
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,833
To walk on the moon.
491
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,719
Walk on the moon?
492
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,669
Why not?
493
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,113
Some man will do it
before I even see Paris.
494
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,838
Traveling is my dream.
495
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,314
For it to come true.
An old family custom.
496
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,551
Thanks.
497
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,470
Never say thanks.
498
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,875
Never!
499
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,634
Had any adventures?
500
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:43,989
Yeah, lots.
501
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,469
I'm Lucky Luke.
502
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,676
''Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons''...
503
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,194
I meant...
504
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,069
adventures...
505
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,228
in love.
506
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,676
Hold on.
507
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,276
What?
508
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,553
We squashed a snail.
509
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,915
Like my dad's hand.
510
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,713
The hand of a farmer.
511
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,674
Damn!
512
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,234
Farming is a pain.
513
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,158
This is no life for you.
514
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,469
Look at yourself.
515
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,798
You've even lost your luck.
516
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,998
You've become unlucky, Luke.
517
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:55,670
You're right.
518
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,197
You hit the nail on the head.
519
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:13,916
You okay, man?
520
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,468
Want some more?
521
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,395
Dumb ass!
522
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,828
Night, man.
523
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,509
Thanks.
524
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,158
Don't even try to change.
525
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,313
Some hero!
526
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:51,992
Goodnight!
527
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,588
I love you Belle. You're so soft.
528
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,389
So pretty.
529
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,313
But so damn hairy!
530
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,470
I love you Belle. You're so pretty.
531
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,632
Chill out, Lulu! Cowboy, wake up!
532
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,031
- Come closer.
- He's petting me!
533
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,316
- What is this?
- No touching!
534
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,232
Are you out of your mind?
535
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,670
Sorry, man! Come back!
536
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,189
Come back, Jolly!
537
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,278
BARE HAND LUKE
538
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,478
Bad guys: 84
Good guys: 41
539
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,917
Billy, we said no killing.
540
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,355
It wasn't me. I didn't kill him!
541
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,875
It wasn't me!
542
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,553
He's telling the truth.
543
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,792
McGriddle died of fright
just before the gunfight.
544
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,229
You see?
545
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,793
Okay... Jail.
546
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,515
- Jail!
- I just told them.
547
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:15,950
Oh yeah.
548
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,993
Sorry, Phil Defer.
549
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,192
Where is Luke?
550
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:30,439
You'll have to kill
Billy and Jesse first.
551
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,309
67 customers,
that makes 8200 dollars.
552
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,118
So long, sheriffs.
553
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,553
Honest money...
554
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,837
If the Daltons ever found out,
555
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,400
we'd be like a joke
on a lollypop stick.
556
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,399
Us! The baddest bandits in the West!
557
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,352
His blade of grass is stronger
than a cigarette!
558
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,354
What if the cowboy
is taking us for a ride?
559
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,397
What if he's tryingto escape?
560
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,833
No one can escape his fate, Billy.
561
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,109
Luke will take up arms again.
562
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,634
Fate tells me he'll take up arms...
563
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,233
starting right now!
564
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,438
''How poor they are,
565
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,830
those bereft of patience.''
566
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,948
Hamlet...
567
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,030
Act...
568
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,312
I'm sick of your ham!
I've eaten it for 3 days!
569
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,550
I already shot a teacher
because I hated her rhymes!
570
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,553
Yeah, keep on laughing!
571
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,553
It's the redhead
they'll read about instead.
572
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,189
I'll make history
and I'm starting now!
573
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,598
Damned right, flea-bite!
574
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,752
Jesse James.
Act I, scene 1 .
575
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,994
You okay, Jesse?
576
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,475
Night falls fast on El Paso...
577
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,755
This grass ain't made for smoking.
578
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,155
Sure ain't.
579
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,393
- Don't be stupid, Defer.
- You owe me for 5 years in prison!
580
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,028
You stand no prayer
581
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,676
with Phil Defer!
582
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,109
Don't move!
583
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,993
I'll be fine...
584
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,079
Sure, you will be.
It's a shoulder wound.
585
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,150
I'll have your lambkins
up and walking.
586
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,988
I'm sorry.
587
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,519
Never say sorry.
588
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,869
Cowboy!
589
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,069
Lucky Luke!
590
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,039
Where are you off to?
591
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,599
Saying bye to a pal.
592
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,153
- You want to leave?
- Yes. The two of us.
593
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,349
I won't follow you to kingdom come!
594
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,999
It's not that far.
595
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,549
I know a lake, with a log cabin.
596
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,472
Fish and clovers...
597
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,951
Jolly loves clovers.
Agood place to raise horses.
598
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,949
And kids.
599
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,235
Kids?
600
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,036
I meant to tell you some day...
601
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,879
I think it's about time...
to get married.
602
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,029
And have kids.
603
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,429
Thanks, I...
604
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,115
It may not mean much to you, man...
605
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,112
But Belle's the girl for me.
606
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,191
And don't feel
you have to come along.
607
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,797
First of all: I'm not a man.
608
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,396
Second: your saloon dancer
isn't worth a coyote fart!
609
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,352
Don't tell me you thought...
610
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,511
What?
611
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,228
Sorry, man... Calamity.
I apologize.
612
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,996
I'm not saying
you can't settle down.
613
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,832
It's that... You understand!
614
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,836
You need a girl who's a legend too.
615
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,229
Agirl...
616
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,390
like you!
617
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,314
Exactly.
I wasn't meant to be a legend.
618
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,675
Me neither.
619
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,310
I usedto want to run
a Ladies Saloon.
620
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,879
Drink tea.
621
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,030
Bake cakes...
622
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,633
It's my right!
623
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,635
You barely know her!
How do you know she loves you?
624
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,792
How do I know?
She risked her life for me!
625
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,279
Risked her life?
626
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,508
What do you think I do?
Sit around plucking my raccoon?
627
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,917
I'll tear every bone
from his stinking carcass,
628
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,072
use his ribs for a ladder
and piss on his face!
629
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,156
Son of a hyena!
630
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,038
Strange guy, that gal.
631
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,190
Mr. Cooper
is waiting in the sun room.
632
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,032
Thanks. Can you feedJolly?
633
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,918
It's taken care of, Mr. Luke.
634
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,277
Very nice. Fit for a horse!
635
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,236
Come in, John.
636
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,669
Coop...
637
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,918
How is she doing?
638
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,595
You know already?
639
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,150
In the West
news travels fast as a bullet.
640
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,069
I can't surprise you.
641
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,710
Have you forgotten
I think faster than my shadow?
642
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,833
Goose deuce,
codfish flush, ace-in-the-sole.
643
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,070
That.
644
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,389
Very well, sir.
645
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,391
Open it.
646
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,828
You set sail from Baltimore
in a week.
647
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,717
First stop, Dublin.
648
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,477
You can meet your cousins.
649
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,595
I didn't intend to go so far.
650
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,435
Without your gun,
how will you protect your wife?
651
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,549
You've sent half the country
to jail.
652
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,592
You'll never be safe here.
653
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,989
If I were you, I'd move to France.
654
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,794
Or Belgium.
655
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,439
You could do a show.
656
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,956
Or sell your sketches,
if you still can draw.
657
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,313
Take the tickets.
658
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,440
You can't live in the West
without a gun.
659
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,999
If he'd understoodthis,
660
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,396
your father
would have done the same.
661
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,595
I owe you one.
662
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,633
Be happy with your wife.
Have lots of kids.
663
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,269
That's enough for me.
664
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,992
I'll miss you, John.
665
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,069
''He that ceases to be a friend
never was one.''
666
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,276
Act III, scene 4. Othello.
667
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,749
Shakespeare.
668
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,353
You left this
on your parents' gravestone.
669
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:44,999
I want what I'm owed.
670
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:48,199
Aduel, to fuel the history books.
671
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,953
Forget it, Jesse.
672
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,793
You know it's over.
673
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,158
Get your gun
or I'll widen her a-hole.
674
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,035
I mean the hole in her arm.
675
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,197
''A'' as in arm. You understood.
676
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,355
The hole in her arm. Her arm-hole.
677
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,033
I'll make it bigger.
678
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,836
I'll give her another a-hole.
Asecond one. Bigger.
679
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,632
I see why you need Shakespeare.
680
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,588
Get your Colt.
681
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,393
You know that I won't.
682
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,590
You have no reason to shoot Belle.
683
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,555
It's raining.
684
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,036
Yep.
685
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,359
You're still in the West.
686
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:42,757
To lay down the law,
you have to carry a gun.
687
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,749
Pick up your Colt.
688
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,115
Or die.
689
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:50,832
If I end up with lead in me,
690
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,558
at least it'll be from you.
691
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,315
No, John!
692
01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,790
Say farewell to your cowboy, lady.
693
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,634
No way, Jos�!
694
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,672
You sure shut up the poet!
695
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,753
Finally a fair duel!
696
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:39,711
Give him a gun!
697
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,358
''Give him a gun!''
698
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:45,954
Want a gun?
699
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,635
- Don't get wet.
- No more games, Billy.
700
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,397
You stole my childhood, Luke.
701
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,035
I'll steal your old age.
702
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,034
With your Colt.
703
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:15,954
Blanks...
704
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:19,037
Wait!
705
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,118
You said
you'd never shoot your gun again!
706
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,919
It's not mine.
707
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,559
Hold on, Lulu!
708
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,553
It was just a joke!
709
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,676
To impair you.
No, to scare you!
710
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,633
- Who put in blanks?
- No one.
711
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,518
- Who?
- No one!
712
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:40,112
I've had my eyes on your gun
since Jesse took it from the grave!
713
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,232
I had no choice.
It was that or be killed.
714
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,558
Poker promised me
I could leave with you.
715
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,918
John, please forgive me!
716
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,748
We'll have a family... kids...
717
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,997
The boat's waitingfor us!
718
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,072
John, don't go, please!
719
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,113
Stop calling me John.
I'm Lucky Luke!
720
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,275
Holy guacamole!
What's going on?
721
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,149
- Sorry, Sam.
- Lucky Luke!
722
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,555
Your gun!
723
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:35,556
You alone?
724
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,509
The bandits left at dawn.
725
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:44,672
The others are at the station,
waiting for the President.
726
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,355
The train...
727
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,439
It's over 4 hours late now.
728
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,275
The President...
729
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,230
Right. The tracks were wiped clean.
730
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:07,313
The arrows smell of sequoia sap
and whiskey.
731
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,276
They want to frame the Indians.
732
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,639
Poker to a tee!
733
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:45,550
You were right.
734
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,669
Saloon dancers
aren't worth a coyote fart!
735
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,279
You're a real pal.
736
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,833
The President pardoned me once.
737
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,879
I owe him one.
738
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:08,914
Wait for me!
739
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,039
I want to come too!
740
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,392
History is me!
741
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,388
- What's that horse?
- It's a rental.
742
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,432
I promisedto return it
to its owner
743
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,593
before I shot him!
744
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:28,908
Where are we going?
745
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,557
There's nothing this way.
746
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,076
Except sure-fire death.
747
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,111
Yep.
748
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,353
''He who dies this year
is all square
749
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:43,709
with next year!''
750
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,515
Hot diggity dead dog!
751
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,951
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
752
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,514
It's a mirage.
753
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,516
It was hidden behind a mirage.
754
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,512
Aone-armed bandit!
755
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,559
Looks more like a gigantic
slot machine...
756
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,992
Aone-armed bandit, that is.
757
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,075
How do we get in?
758
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,072
Looks like your luck's back.
759
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,792
Billy, Jesse, try the back.
I'll try the front.
760
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,838
Exactly what I had planned.
761
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,954
But I don't like
getting orders from you.
762
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:41,876
Want a boost?
763
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:55,829
Thanks, man.
764
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,349
''To be...
765
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:10,478
''or not to be.
766
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,552
''That is the question.''
767
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:19,311
I was good, huh? I acted well!
768
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:22,074
You're an outlaw, not an actor.
Let's go.
769
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,353
I'm not an actor?
770
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,828
Say that again.
771
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,992
You're an actor.
An amazing actor, Jesse.
772
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,192
Best actor in the West.
773
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,628
You're Sarah Bernhardt,
only hairier.
774
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,272
You're a shitty actor!
775
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,708
What do I do? Watch the ponies?
776
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,799
I'll play solitaire.
777
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,514
Two cards.
778
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,273
Lucky Luke vs. Pat Poker.
779
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,831
Doesn't it feel like d�j� vu
from another life?
780
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,434
I'm all in.
781
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,113
Careful, President.
782
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,275
Your life's at stake.
783
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:41,709
Set him free or...
784
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,829
Or what?
785
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,629
You'll kill me?
786
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:46,915
You've forgotten.
787
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,799
I'm already dead.
788
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:50,839
That's magic!
789
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,830
Poker... I think I've won.
790
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,389
I call you.
791
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,032
Straight flush, hearts.
792
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:00,675
Good going!
793
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,073
Full house.
794
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,272
Aces high.
795
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,117
Pathetic.
796
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,076
Kill them!
797
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,593
I'm counting on Luke
and his lucky star.
798
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:25,952
It better be a shooting star.
799
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,069
Hey, girls!
800
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,518
Billy, trying to look taller?
801
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,677
At least I don't walk on my coat!
802
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,150
- Done reloading?
- Relax. I have 2 guns.
803
01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:50,795
Those morons
won't even see us come in.
804
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:51,916
One, two...
805
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:52,871
Five!
806
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,794
You're right, Billy.
They all fell for it.
807
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,989
The stage door's always in the back.
808
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,116
You ugly mugs...
809
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,833
no more slugs?
810
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,150
Quad aces, Poker.
811
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,756
In a dead end,
nothing like a friend.
812
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:20,836
That's us!
813
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,196
Kill the President!
814
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,188
Jesse, the President!
815
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,391
You okay?
816
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,676
''My will is my body's gardener.''
817
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,079
Othello. Act I, scene 3.
818
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,998
Kill the President!
819
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,759
Behind you, Caca!
820
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,832
Stop calling me Caca!
821
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,148
Thanks, Kyky!
822
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,310
Kill the President!
823
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:32,476
It's not my fault!
824
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,518
I swear on the life of...
825
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:36,869
On whose life?
826
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:40,995
On Belle's life, how's that?
Honestly, it should do.
827
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:42,629
On Belle's life...
828
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,434
You wait here.
829
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:37,795
Watch out, John!
830
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,229
Why didn't you take that boat, John?
831
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,075
Coop?
832
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:41,078
You can't be behindthis!
833
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,599
You should have left!
834
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,670
How could you? This is crazy!
835
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,269
I'll be President!
836
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,028
Agreat President!
837
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:44,916
I knew no bullet could kill you!
838
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,109
I had to destroy you from within!
839
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:54,310
From within!
840
01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,669
I knew it! I knew it!
841
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,589
I knew killing a man would kill you!
842
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:43,836
I knew it!
843
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:57,550
Give up, Cooper.
844
01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:00,316
- You've lost.
- Remember, John.
845
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:03,998
Cheaters never lose... Never!
846
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,158
The Cheaters' Gang.
847
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:08,238
You were one of them.
848
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:12,709
It's you.
849
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,713
You killed my parents.
850
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:16,829
It's you.
851
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,354
Your father...
852
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:37,472
was a brother to me.
853
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:39,438
Until he met that...
854
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,438
that filthy Indian squaw!
855
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,671
Who became your mother.
856
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,837
He wanted to turn us in.
857
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,718
He left me no choice.
858
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,313
Like you, today.
859
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,198
Don't deceive yourself.
860
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,149
I won't think twice.
861
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:03,032
I didn't hesitate either...
862
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:07,356
To kill your mother...
to kill your father.
863
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:08,795
So do it, John.
864
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,149
Kill me!
865
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:12,918
Kill me if you're a man.
866
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:19,273
I can draw,
867
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,069
sing... collect medals...
868
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:25,110
I can even speak a little Horse.
869
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,148
But I can't kill.
870
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,479
Farewell then!
871
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:05,432
You had it all built backwards.
872
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,156
Everything but the ''C''
on your hat.
873
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,388
The hat...
874
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,670
500 feet, John.
875
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,154
Fantastic!
876
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,348
Here, John.
877
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:56,439
Try this now.
878
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,674
With this...
879
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,792
you'll be a man.
880
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,036
Squeeze... tight!
881
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,953
The badge looked good on you.
882
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,555
But it made holes in my outfit, sir.
883
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,153
The cripple meant me!
884
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,436
The United States
needs men like you,
885
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:40,113
courageous and honest.
886
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,869
I don't like this.
What flavor is it?
887
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,873
The flavor
of a change of profession.
888
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,351
Gentlemen, I can offer you
150 dollars pay
889
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:54,673
and no job security,
but the prestige of the badge.
890
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:58,276
Like you, my face belongs on posters,
my name in books.
891
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:01,751
Me too.
But my name in bigger letters.
892
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,952
In that case, gentlemen...
893
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,150
I suggest you be
as far away as possible
894
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,118
when these cigars go out.
895
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:12,670
''Mercy is not strained.
It drops from heaven
896
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:15,798
''as a gentle rain.
It blesses him that gives
897
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:17,519
''and him that takes.''
898
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:20,558
The Merchant of Venice. Act IV.
899
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:21,835
Scene 1 .
900
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:24,234
Beginner's luck.
901
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:25,636
Lolly, Pops?
902
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,155
There they are! Goddamn scumbags!
903
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:40,030
- Game of poker?
- Get in!
904
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,790
10 blind, andflush beats straight!
905
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:44,029
Shut up!
906
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:45,759
Shut up, you oldfart!
907
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,070
Shut up, you very oldfart!
908
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,435
I knew it!
909
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:59,117
Go to hell! Filthy lout!
910
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:09,033
I swear I didn't know.
911
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,795
Poker said you'd change.
I wantedto give you a family.
912
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:16,038
-To give us a chance.
- Achance for what?
913
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:19,592
When you put in the blanks,
we hadn't even met.
914
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,356
I always loved you, Johnny Johnny.
915
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:36,196
Eleanor! Eleanor's in love!
916
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:39,075
Someday I'll marry you,
Johnny Johnny.
917
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,273
I don't love you, Eleanor!
I love no one!
918
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:49,954
Eleanor?
919
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,279
But you were so...
920
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,468
I was awful with you. I'm sorry.
921
01:31:57,480 --> 01:31:58,833
I'm leaving, John.
922
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:02,358
Paris, London, Rome...
My dream awaits me.
923
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:05,348
I wish you the best.
924
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,039
An old family custom.
925
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:15,948
They're kissing!
926
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:18,633
I'll always love you.
927
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:33,439
Save your death for me, Luke Lucky.
Jesse James, end of Act I.
928
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:36,833
But it'll be me
who smokes your hide!
929
01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:39,150
Lollypop?
930
01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:44,275
Farewell, Lucky Luke.
Or rather...
931
01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:46,239
See you around!
932
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,914
Real friends, huh?
933
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,830
We're all wild brats
of the Wild West.
934
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,435
Your steam horse
won't change a thing.
935
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:07,718
My dear friends,
936
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,999
dear friends of Daisy Town...
937
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,431
What have you done with my gifts?
938
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:17,275
On Judgment Day
one of us can hold his head high.
939
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,353
Thanks to him... your town is free!
940
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,195
The railroad
will span the United States.
941
01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:28,034
And I'm alive to see it happen!
942
01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:32,998
Thank you... Lucky.
943
01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:34,070
Don't mention it.
944
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:35,275
So...
945
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:38,673
So I solemnly do bestow upon him
946
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:41,078
the Hero's Star.
947
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,439
The twenty-first of our great flag.
948
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,311
Where is he?
949
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,552
He has that medal already.
I'll hang it over my bar.
950
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:52,119
It's tea time!
951
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:53,828
Drinks for everyone!
952
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,753
Earl Grey, Indian Breakfast,
Ceylan and cookies!
953
01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:59,559
There's whisky too.
954
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:05,475
Miss, do you need a pianist
in your tea room?
955
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:08,234
Maybe I do.
Can you make cookies?
956
01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:09,913
I do wicked apple strudel.
957
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:12,720
Change your clothes
and call meJane.
958
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:33,915
Can't you finish the song someday?
959
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:34,831
Yep.
960
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:35,796
Go ahead!
961
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:38,038
Let's not start bickering now!
962
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:40,350
I don't know how the song ends.
963
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:42,431
I'll tell you how it goes.
964
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:45,399
I got a gorgeous, handsome horsey!
965
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,469
- Know that part?
- No, I don't.
966
01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:48,869
Yes, you do.
967
01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,157
Then I have
another possibility.
968
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:54,359
The real hero
is the mustang...
969
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,114
Whose hum-hum
goes bang-bang!
970
01:34:57,360 --> 01:34:59,112
I have an idea.
Just shut up.
971
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,429
Excellent.
972
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,509
Like the man says:
me hero, you horse.
973
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:24,154
Enjoy the scenery.
974
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:30,239
Look at that sunset.
975
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:31,833
It's pretty pretty.
976
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:36,874
By golly, Jolly!
977
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,635
Jolly?
978
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,956
- Try to act jolly, Jolly.
- Okay.
979
01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:51,914
Hey!
980
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:56,476
My name's Lucky Luke.
I quit smoking in 1983.
981
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:58,631
I'm much better now.
982
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:01,390
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983
01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:04,200
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