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No. Fuck. You. Way.

Mom, my doll's here!

Watch the door.

Is this Sarah's suit?

No longer.

Oh, it's sticking to my head.

How do I put it on?

Zero6000 comes pre -charged at 85%. Battery life could last two orgasms. How

they know how long it takes when they're not?

So it's like a two minute battery life.

MC9 volt charge.

Instructional DVD.

Who the fuck has a DVD player anymore?

Remote to access.

On.

To begin vocal command.

and access your new Sera 6000,

programming her voice.

Good morning, Sera.

Good morning.

I am your new master.

My name is Sean.

Hi, Sean.

Begin to give her commands so that she understands your voice.

Stand up, Sarah.

Sit down, Sarah.

No fucking way.

A new lifelike, there are 5 ,000 at your command and at your disposal.

Feel free to utilize all of her orts.

Your orts?

That's not a very sexual way to say that.

Sarah, where did this go?

In my ear.

Upon applying LED transmitter, she is now sexually active.

Uh, should, uh, Sarah, show me your boobs.

My weekend deal with that.

What am I?

Have vocal cue responses?

Sarah, finger yourself.

Faster.

Rub your clit.

This is so nuts.

Mom, don't come in the living room.

I'm cleaning.

It's a surprise.

Sarah, give me a water.

If there's beer, I'll have a beer, but it's probably just water.

Here you go.

That was quick.

That is my other head.

In case you want to change it.

Alright, I want to change it. How do I change it?

It's okay. It's fine.

Can both heads give me a head?

Take that, Chelsea.

Ain't no lip -frog, bitch.

Sarah,

do you like me?

Yes. Yeah, I know it.

Sarah.

Touch my penis.

Sarah, what planet are you from?

From this planet.

Good answer.

Sarah,

keep doing what you're doing.

I'll just bring my video games out here.

Sarah, what's your battery percentage at?

So you can do this all day?

Sarah,

pull my balls out.

Try to make it a little like that.

Do you have like telepathy?

You know, like re -muscles?

So kill that bug.

Oh, yeah. Sarah, take your high heels off and rub your feet on my dicky dick.

Sarah, do you have a boyfriend?

No. Yes, you do. It's me.

Oh, that's good. Keep doing that.

Sarah,

tell me a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know why.

Have you delivered your door?

That's morbid.

She has a sense of humor. I love it.

Do you like knock -knock jokes?

No.

There, I fucked my dick.

Wow, that's lifelike.

Sarah, if I come to your mouth, where do you go?

Milla?

Sarah, suck my balls.

Ow.

Not so hard, Sarah.

God damn it. Suck my dick, Sarah.

Sarah, stand up and take your shirt off.

Oh, I love that you do whatever I say.

Yeah, come sit on my dick.

Oh my god.

Startin' to ride that dick.

Yes, maybe come in your mouth, Sarah.

Oh, fuck yes. Oh, yeah, yes. Stroke it faster like that.

Oh, shit, Sarah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Watch the tip. Watch the tip.

You can sit back up now.

In the meantime, I gotta call all my boys. Get them over here and try this.