Original subtitles

I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

So, would you promise there will be guys that like their guys that are my type?

Okay. Well, hold on. Let me put you on speaker. I'm going to get you.

People always say I have it all.

The career, the money, the freedom.

And they're not wrong.

I've worked hard for this life.

There's one thing I don't have.

One thing I can't shake the feeling of wanting.

I want to be a mom.

Not a wife, not part of some picture -perfect couple.

Just a mom on my own.

One of my friends, she said, Girl, stop taking your birth control and just find

the guy you actually like.

One night, that's all it takes.

I laughed at first, but then I started thinking, maybe she's right.

Stop taking my birth control?

I mean, maybe.

Maybe that's the move nowadays.

You know what?

I think it could be.

So tonight's party, it's not just for fun.

It might just be the beginning of everything.

I thought I'd be more winning in the night.

Yeah, maybe they just didn't get the memo.

My psych told me I'd meet my wife soon, so... And you paid it?

Yeah.

How's that working for you? I mean, hopefully good, but... So far, I'm

little lied to.

That's right, I'm over here pretending like I know how to play pool.

It's better than being over there.

Oh, nice.

Thank you.

Oh, snap.

Hello, hello, hello.

Daniel Sherrick, your service. Check this out.

All right, guys.

You know what I'm saying?

Pretty good.

I made a promise. Okay, I'm going to give you a promise on that one. That was

pretty solid. That was smooth.

Appreciate you.

What's your name?

Kimora. Kimora. I like that.

Meant to do that. It's all part of strategy.

Strategy. Oh, Kimora. It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

So you guys are friends?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we roll around every once in a while. Yeah,

we're actually co -CEOs.

For what?

An invention company.

Oh, an invention.

Yeah, you wouldn't get it.

Pretty much print money, so.

Print money?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah, you like that?

I'm sure it's working out great, right?

I know you like that.

She loves it.

She's going to love this, too. Watch this.

This one's for you, baby girl.

I'll get you on the next one. I'll get you on the next one.

We got her.

We'll see about that. Yeah, you got her on it. I guess.

What's your sign?

Mary.

Perfect for me.

Yeah. My psychic actually told me I was going to meet my wife pretty soon. Your

mom? Yeah. She said it was going to be an Aries, so nice to meet you, Miss.

Nice to meet you.

How do you like it?

Yeah.

I mean, let's cut the bullshit, right?

Why waste time?

Yeah.

You want to get out of here?

I didn't want to go. It's my favorite.

It's nice.

It's nice. I'm sorry I didn't compliment it sooner.

I don't want to do it.

When someone compliments you, you say thank you.

Oh, shit.

Have a good one for Homeboy, too. Bye. I'll be back. Don't you worry.

Homeboy said he didn't need me.

for what?

Taking paper scissors.

Aww.

It's getting a little hot in here.

I think I want to go get a drink. Can I get you anything?

Shirley Temple.

All right. Shirley Temple coming right up.

Alright, I've got one Shirley Temple right here.

Oh, thank you so much.

I appreciate it.

Cheers.

I hope I'm not being too bold,

but you want to get out of this part of the house?

Go somewhere a little bit more private?

Yeah.

That'd be fun.

Let's do it.

come prepared, huh? Yeah, of course.

Wait! Will, don't do it.

Do not do it. What the fuck, bro? You have to trust me, okay? She's trying to

trick you. Trust me. Look at this, okay?

You remember I got kicked out of that magic class?

Right? I don't know how to do tricks, but I'm telling you.

Look.

Bro, do you even know how to use one of those? I was about to find out.

Okay, now look at this, okay?

This is not me doing anything to this. This is what she did to this. You

understand?

I have no nails, all right? This couldn't be me.

Now watch this.

They're going to try to tell you.

Imagine this is your feet, right?

You want your feet doing that?

Huh?

A little drip drop?

Huh?

Yeah, that's not how that's supposed to work from what I understand.

Come on, we hit it off so well. What is it?

Yeah, I just like you so much and I really wanted a baby, so I mean, I

just... You want a what?

A baby.

Look, I like you too.

Josh, I'd love to have a fucking baby, but you are just absolutely sexy as

Really? Yeah, all you had to do was ask.

What the fuck?

Could I have asked?

That should work.

I'm so excited.

Oh gosh, I've been wanting to fucking see this all night.

That's so you girl, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Get that nice and fucking wet now.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Oh, shit.

You got a baby in you? Yeah. Yeah, but you're fucking pregnant.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah. Bye.

Oh, gorgeous.

That little fertile pussy.

to that fucking party then.

I need someone so sexy to get me pregnant.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Let me open my heart.

You clearly like that.

Fucking excited to get pregnant.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, boy.

Oh, you felt me. I'm so good.

Oh, yeah.

You felt me up in that fucking car.

That's a very fucking inch. Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. His legs buggy shake.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. The more times you come, the easier it is to get pregnant. Oh, you

my little pussy.

Yeah.

Fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

You're such a pretty mommy. I'm happy.

You're the best.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Fucking good.

Oh, boy.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

They keep hugging me.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's just how I feel.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Tasting my fertile pussy off a big cock.

I'm so glad I'm ovulating too.

Yeah, do you want to go back and sit down? Yeah, I do.

Do you want to go back in there?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, no.

You're a big fucking load.

Oh, I'm sorry, my pussy.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Oh, bye.

Oh, he feels so fucking good. Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

That little beautiful pussy.

Fucking rat.

Right there.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Just a little bit of pre -covering

I want to really get it in.

Come here.

That's it, yeah. Come here.

Right there.

Oh, I want to start doing this.

Fucking come inside me

You really don't make sure you do.

Oh, Jerry. Oh, boy.

Yeah,

boy.

Just like that. Jerry, get me fucking pregnant, please.

I'm still going to put that in.

There we go. Oh, my.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What should we name her?

What makes you think it's going to be a girl?

I don't know.

Maybe she would put like a gender neutral name.

We'll see.

She's the cutest baby ever.

I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.