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You could own me if you just call me Cobra.

Lethal force security code compromised.

Tiger, Commander Black is in a budget meeting.

Red alert, Sherry.

Washington has to protect our funding.

I'll make Black Hawk aware of that immediately.

Red alert.

I'm relying on you.

I'll handle it, Commander.

There's been unauthorized access to our master computer here in Dallas by a

supercomputer in Washington.

It's only a matter of time before they identify our agents in the field.

Doc Austin is in South Texas, about to bust open the Warriors' fine arts

smuggling network.

Cobras in Beverly Hills, deep cover, posing as an exotic dancer.

She's plugged into his diamond pirating scam.

Our other two agents, Shark and Scorpion, are in Las Vegas. They've

the Warriors' porno operation.

Damn it.

We've got to get word to them. They're in danger.

The warrior is our top priority.

If this break -in is connected to him, he'll kill them all.

Tell me, where is the gold?

Do you want more?

You okay?

You okay?

All right, jeep's in the woods. Go get it and bring it back.

Hey. Mexico's 50 miles that way. Start walking.

Give me the gun, Juan.

There's no way to contact the agents. They're scattered all over. If we call

them, it'll blow their cover.

Tiger, how long has it been since you've been in the field?

About two years.

Well, get it together, sweetheart. You're going out again.

I'll contact Jordan in Washington, fill him in. Then I'm off to Vegas to warn

Shark and Scorpion.

I'm teaming you up with Tyler Ward.

Your assignment is to find Doc Austin.

Tyler is at the Dallas Air Station, just outside of town.

He's taking his yearly proficiency test.

I don't trust anyone else.

Nice flying, Major Ward.

US Reserve could use more men like you.

Just missed out on Desert Storm.

You're the ones who saw real action.

Speaking of real action, there's a beautiful young lady from US Internal

waiting to see you.

Thanks.

Big trouble.

The security code has been violated.

We think it's the Warriors people.

They could have a mole in Washington.

My God.

That means our four agents on this case will be hung out to dry.

Willow is trying to locate Shark and Scorpion in Las Vegas.

What about Cobra?

Is she still in Beverly Hills?

Yeah, deep cover, posing as an exotic dancer.

We haven't figured out how to reach her without revealing her presence to the

other side.

Our assignment is to find Doc Austin.

He's in South Texas, just the side of the Mexican border.

We've got to bring him in from the cold.

Bring him in from the cold?

That's real spy talk.

I love it when you do that.

Affirmative, top dog.

Now, let's clear the area.

Ah, Kim, this is better than I expected.

Paintings from the great masters of Europe, gold and pre -Columbian art from

South America and Mexico.

The warrior will be pleased.

Our share will be worth millions.

Manuel, you are a genius.

I'm proud to be with you. You should be.

Where's your nephew, sir?

Two Mexican federales had him.

Caught him on this side of the border.

Totally illegal.

They were beating him to get him to talk.

Did you kill him?

Not quite, but I got their attention.

Hey, don't worry.

You know they didn't check with the rangers before they chased Juan into

I smoked their radio and jeep.

It's a two -day walk to civilization.

By then, our work here will be finished.

Good thinking.

Killing federales, even the crooked ones, could cause a real problem.

Juan, you are my nephew.

You stole from me.

Then you were stupid enough to let the Mexican police catch up with you.

I should have let them keep you.

But you would have talked.

don't have all day.

Not to worry. You I trust.

I could use more men like you.

Load these things into the van. We must deliver these goods to the warrior's

cabin on Lake Dallas.

Clean up the area.

We're abandoning this location.

We'll be back for you in three days.

It's a long drive, my dear.

Almost to death.

What would you do to entertain me?

Oh, I'll think of something.

Who he is, boss?

The guy the boys caught snooping around the cabin too late.

He's dead.

How was our camping?

I got lost.

He's a badass, boss.

It took four of them to take him. He broke a few bones before they got him

Get in there.

I'm going to give you a break.

If you take me, you walk away clean.

In fact, I'm going to fight you with one hand tied behind my back.

Latest weather report from Malibu climate looking great.

Two surf nerds downloading soon into your mainframe.

Just as I hoped.

If anyone has infiltrated our operation, we'll know it within a few hours.

Our contact man in Washington has succeeded in breaking into the lethal

computer system.

Who's that?

All you have to know is his code name.

Hard drive.

Hard drive?

Mr. Drive has spoken with his two protégés.

New blood.

A couple of hot shots from Malibu.

They have no police record.

They're supposed to be two of the best hitters around.

tagged to do a job. Cool, JP.

But before we get into this, I need a shower.

No problem. I want to check today's market report anyway.

Cool. So you got that thing wet yet?

What, a surfboard?

No, man, it's just a chick magnet.

So how'd we do today?

Market rocketed to a plus nine points early on.

The overall Dow average at this time is down six.

Two of our stocks are doing pretty well.

The GM is down four and a half points.

That's not good, is it?

We're only up on four stocks this year.

Yeah.

And we're eating it at 19 others.

At this rate, the banks are going to call in our paper and we'll be filing

Chapter 11.

Face it, J .P., we read because investors.

I mean, here we are, a couple of Harvard Business School grads, and they...

We'll give or take a class or two.

And the only way we know how to make a killing is by making a killing.

I'm afraid you're right.

Like Grandma used to say, always have something to fall back on.

So, where'd you get the checks?

I ran into them yesterday at the brokerage house.

They're stock analysts.

MBAs.

From Stanford.

Is that all you know about them?

Hey, they're smart, they're rich, and they're easy. We have something in

We're easy, too.

Oh, yeah, I knew that.

Ladies!

I was telling Chaz here that you're a couple of Stanford grads.

So, what's your GPA?

38, 24, 34.

Ah.

You ladies are looking good.

I hate to ask you to put your clothes on, but we do have an 8 o 'clock at

GP?

Over here, J .P.

So what about that call?

This is it, amigo.

We're going to Dallas.

Big D?

We'll be working for a guy named... Are you ready?

Warrior.

So how's the pay?

Good. Unlike the stock market, we're assured of a record profit surge.

$300 ,000 cash.

Beats investing in pork chops.

Pork bellies.

Oh, yeah, I knew that.

We eat, we drink, we come back here and we play a little Twister.

Will I hate myself in the morning? I hope so.

She's a beautiful lady.

She comes on like a baby.

She makes you think that maybe you can be the one.

Yeah, she comes on with a passion.

But she's really all for action.

Her feminine attraction can put you in the cold.

She's a cobra.

Where will she go? She's a cobra.

No one really knows she's a cobra.

Let me see.

She's a cobra.

She'll always win.

She's a cobra.

Which way does she go? She's a cobra.

No one really knows. She's a cobra.

At least then, she's a cobra.

She'll always win.

The lady's always willing.

To give without forgetting.

To leave without regretting.

Thank you.

These are 12 uncut diamonds from Russia.

We flipped them through customs yesterday morning with a regular

South Africa.

My God, they're beautiful.

Even uncut.

Yes, they are.

Count them and sign this inventory.

This is a one -time operation.

Warrior knows this.

It's far too dangerous to ever try this again.

Notice, I'm putting your signed piece of paper in the case of the diamonds.

I'm sealing the case.

This is the key to a post office box in Beverly Hills.

You'll take this case, put it in the post office box, and destroy the key.

Do this immediately, exactly as I've instructed.

Chances are someone will monitor your every move.

This is my package.

This is. Cool half million.

Pleasure doing business with you.

I hope to never see you again.

Likewise.

Pleasure doing business with you also.

Well, here I am, oh, hot to try.

I got everything that you ever want.

So come on down and check me out.

I'm your man without a doubt. I'm bragging.

I'm bragging on me.

Oh, I'm bragging.

I'm hotter than D.

I'm the man you'll see in your dream.

I'm the one who'll make you be.

Ragging on me.

I'm a hot little man from Togei.

I got more love than you'll ever know.

So come on over and give me a try.

You're thinking, how would it be to have the greatest man in me?

Well, baby, you have no doubt.

Bring it on me.

Oh, it's a top story.

Bring it on me.

How long have you been using this act as your cover?

Six months.

Not exactly packing them in.

Hey, I haven't hit my stride yet, babe.

Yeah, right.

Fu, I have a suite here at the hotel, and we have a lot to cover.

This guy Warrior.

Who the hell is he, anyhow?

The bastard was on our side.

He was a world -class athlete, won gold medals in wrestling in two international

events. He was a perfect candidate for the CIA.

He did damn good work for the CIA in Russia for four years.

Then the Cold War ended.

Like many other agents, he was dismissed.

His services were no longer needed.

Warrior's mother was part American Indian.

So after his Russian gig, he came back to this country.

With his great athletic ability, he became a professional wrestler.

In memory of his mother's heritage, he put on war paint and called himself the

Supreme Warrior.

With this masquerade, he was able to travel throughout the world as a

professional wrestler.

Through contacts he made when he was with the CIA, he set up a black market

network. He was able to smuggle fine art out of Europe.

Especially from Russia.

Diamonds from Siberia. And gold and silver and precious artifacts from

The SOB's even into pirating porno films.

And he's involved in furnishing women for clients in the Mideast.

White slavery, if you will.

Can you believe this guy?

Yeah, I can.

As we Asians say, truth is stranger than fiction.

Cool it with that rice paddy crap, Fu.

Continue, Grasshopper.

I'm here because Shark and Scorpion have infiltrated his porno business.

And now that the warrior has accessed our computers, their lives are in

danger. If we don't get to Shark and Scorpion fast, they're going to get

whacked.

Since you were stationed here, I wanted to recruit you to help me find them

before it's too late.

The last time Shark contacted me... He said he and Scorpion would be working in

an industrial park area, but they did not know which one or where.

Due to security reasons, I'm unable to make contact with them.

Chuck did say that they would be driving a white Audi station wagon with

Louisiana plates.

All we can do is hit it in the morning, try to find that white wagon and them.

We're approaching the area where Doc was last contacted.

Man, there are a lot of trees down there.

Not like West Texas, where I'm from.

It's really flat where I come from.

How flat is it?

It's so flat, when your dog runs away from home, you can see him for three

That's flat.

Hey, look at the map.

There's a hunting cabin up ahead. We'll spend the night there.

Is there room service?

Yeah, right.

When Hard Drive recommended you, he said you had a certain flair for the absurd.

I see your cover is that of a couple of California surfers.

You got it.

You are?

Smith, sir.

And you are?

Barney, sir.

Smith and Barney?

Yes, sir.

They're code names.

Not our real names.

Not our real names.

Can either one of you work a video camera?

Dude, are you kidding?

We're totally celluloid literate.

Cyberspace film school, two -day intensive.

Isn't it amazing what you can learn on that map?

Enough.

You'll take the next plane to Vegas.

Your instructions are in here.

Radical. Go.

You, Mr. Barney, my name is not Dude.

I can dig it.

Do that.

Dig it.

That damn owl again.

Shut up!

Kim, the facts.

My, my, my.

What's it say?

There's strong evidence that our gringo friend, Doc Austin, is working both

sides of the panel.

I will take care of it personally.

Then what do we do?

I said shut up!

Pack this to water.

Finish loading these things into the cabin and guard it with your life.

Okay, Kim.

Get in.

We have a long drive back to our camp.

That southern owl is an endangered species.

Well, it's not endangered anymore.

You think you'll need that?

Never know.

Explosive tip right?

Everything I touch has a way of exploding.

Mind if I try it sometime?

Be my guest.

There's something I have to get off my chest.

What is it?

This.

How do you like these?

I just got them. Really?

Who got them before?

Hello? Smokey and I, do you believe? My name is... Pete.

And I'm stoked.

We've heard about you and Shark, and we've seen your audition tape. Now we're

ready to do it big time for all the world to see.

We've been waiting for your call.

Where should we meet you?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't meet us. We'll pick you up.

You have a lot of props.

Perhaps we should follow you.

They have props.

Okay, that may do. You stay right where you are.

We'll be in touch.

At last we have their truck.

We'll be on the inside.

We have to be performers in a porno film to do it. So be it.

Yeah, we may as well give it the whole nine yards.

It'll distract them. Then we'll nail the bastard.

I think we should rehearse when they get here.

Shark, you can't start without me.

Could be about a half a mile up the road.

Juan's getting a little ripe.

Son of a bitch, it's heavy.

You know something?

The dead deserve respect.

I'm gonna give this guy a one -gun salute.

Foo, I'm calling Jordan right now.

You call that foreplay?

Okay, I understand.

Tyler and Tiger have gone to locate Doc.

You and Fu are in Las Vegas searching for Shark and Scorpion.

How the hell did this leak out, Jordan?

You told me this couldn't happen.

We are trying to locate the problem.

Obviously, it's internal here in Washington.

Dietrich and I are on our way to Dallas.

Locate your people. Meet us there the day after tomorrow.

If I'm successful here, I'll need to locate Cobra in Beverly Hills.

Cobra's on her own, Willow.

You can't mean that.

The hell I can't.

You have your orders.

Dallas, two days.

We've got to salvage what we can from this mess.

I don't trust that bastard.

Come on, fool, let's go.

I have a way to contact Cobra. With this phone, I can activate her warning

device. Her device will respond in 60 seconds. It's a code red signal. Return

Dallas home base immediately.

So do it, Willow.

It's not that simple, Fu. Why?

The Warriors people could intercept the signal, and if they know she's being

warned, they'll kill her immediately.

But we have no choice.

Hey, where's Tony?

He, uh, came down with a real bad headache.

I'm filling in.

Boy, my pool man's really gonna be pissed.

I hope he doesn't clog my filter

Hey,

that looks like Manuel's car something's up

You gringo bastard.

You work for Jordan.

This will be fun, getting you to talk.

Take him inside.

They're shooting! Duck!

Kim, get in the car!

Kim!

That son of a bitch has got a big gun.

You wanted to try this?

You're my guy.

Yeah.

See you, Doc.

Yeah.

Damn it, how'd this happen? These bastards trusted me. I've been here for

months. I was this close to getting everything we need to nail them.

I discovered a security leak in the computer system.

The four agents on this mission are on red alert.

You mean someone on our side's giving us up?

Afraid so.

Ain't life grand.

Matter of fact, it ain't.

Let's go, Doc. We got a plane over here.

What's the status on the others?

Cobra, Shark, and Scorpion.

Cobra's on her own.

Willow is trying to locate Shark and Scorpion in Vegas.

This used to be a sleepy little town. Now look at it.

There must be dozens of industrial areas.

Finding a white Audi station wagon is going to be tough.

She looks good.

Shark and Scorpion, this is Pete. I'm Charlie.

We're going to make a hell of a film. Oh, yes, we are.

Flight 1628 departing Los Angeles for Dallas -Fort Worth International Airport

is ready for immediate boarding at gate 41B.

Come on, man, it's your turn.

Take off the robe.

I'm going to go hand in hand.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

Oh,

I love you, baby.

I'll get the car.

Dallas office, about 15 minutes.

Hey, this way.

I think we got some good stuff.

Hey, that was great, but we're going to need a few more shots. We'll meet you

here tomorrow at noon.

Cool.

We set the line, dude.

Let's see if the fishies bite.

We have to meet with Jordan tomorrow.

I can't wait.

I got a few things to settle with him.

Cobra here. I've arrived in Dallas.

Okay. What's the combination?

1851. Let's go back. Okay.

The camera recorded him going behind this screen.

Look at this. They're counterfeiting every kind of film ever made.

This is a multi -million dollar scam.

Look at this little puppy.

I'm good.

I bet I'd get fiscal neighbors two thumbs up. I don't think so.

This is one tape they're not going to get.

We've got what we need.

Let's get out of here.

Chaz, here we come. It's showtime, baby.

Come on. Come on.

You mean you have the chance? Yeah, and I got the guy. Now go over there and

finish him off. Me?

My head. I got your covered.

Make sure they're under 24 -hour guard. I want you two back in my office by noon

tomorrow.

By the way, Kerber checked in 10 minutes ago.

She made it back here okay.

Thank God.

Hey, come here. There's someone locked up inside.

Willow, I'm coming with you.

happened to you guys?

We were jumped yesterday by two maniacs. They tied us up and threw a dozen

burgers at us. Yeah, with extra ketchup.

You two must be the real Pete and Charlie. Yeah, right. That's right.

I'm lucky to be alive. I could have died of indigestion. Right.

something's wrong tiger you take the outside you got it

Hey, it's okay, Tyler.

Blondie's home.

Damn, Cobra. You scared the hell out of me. You scared me, too.

I could use a little protection.

What's the similarity between real estate and kissing?

Location.

Location.

Location.

Location.

Yeah. Yeah, okay, Tyler.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

First, I gotta get something off my chest.

The shark and scorpion were only wounded.

And you idiots knocked out Pete and Charlie at my studio.

They worked for me, you morons.

Hey, we went there, we told them who we were, they got real pissy with us. Yeah,

yeah, they showed us no more spec, man.

We're college educated.

My whole damn Vegas operation is up in smoke now.

Well, who would have figured that Foo and Willow would have showed up? They

cool, man. Pros like us, packing heat. Yeah, yeah, and hand -to -hand with Foo

and Willow was out.

Word on the street is that they're both black belts.

Really?

That's very interesting.

Well, I'm going to give you two monkeys one more chance.

Go work out.

Get your bony little lasses into shape.

Your boy Doc got away, too.

We were attacked.

surrounded by a small army.

Not to worry, sir.

All the items were previously taken to your cabin at the lake.

There was nothing left at my camp to implicate our operation.

Hard Drive wants his money tomorrow.

You know what to do.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Just follow his orders.

He can be brutal.

By the way, where's your lovely associate, Kim? I left her at the hotel.

She was going to go shopping.

Please, put in a good word for me with the warrior.

Of course, Manuel.

Don't worry.

My dear, you are a woman of a thousand faces.

That's one way to put it.

Kim, I don't know which part of your body to kiss first.

Surprise me.

All right, all right.

Settle down, everyone.

We've got to get back on track.

Hey, track this, Jordan. You want to fire me, be my guest.

I can retire in two years, or you can can me now and pay me off.

Four of us put ourselves on the line.

We infiltrated the Warriors' top operations, and your department let some

turncoat jerk -off give us up?

Can I say something?

No, no, I mean something off the record.

All right.

Sure. I'm not so sure you're not the jerk -off who fingered us. Me?

You son of a bitch! Yeah, you. Who else knew what we were up to and how to

access the master computer in Washington?

What was it, Jordan? Money?

What'd you get?

30 pieces of silver?

You're crazy, Doc.

The only person in this room that can access the computer is Tiger.

I'm the only one as far as we know.

but it can be done by any expert given enough time, data, and access code.

Face it, Jordan.

It could be you.

Why did you get so ticked off when Cobra told you I contacted her on the red

alert beeper? You could have compromised the whole operation.

My call saved her life.

You want to talk about Shark and Scorpion? The leak that put their asses

death's doorstep came from your end. It came from Washington.

All right!

Let's stop this.

We aren't getting anywhere.

I say, when we've arrested the warrior and this operation is over, you kick

Jordan's ass on general principles.

What about you, Dietrich? Have you got anything to say?

I must advocate Jordan's feelings on this matter.

The computer infiltration was an unfortunate incident.

Unfortunate incident, my ass.

Dietrich, you're not in the field dodging bullets.

Come on, folks. What are we going to do next?

Well, let's consider our options.

The Warrior obviously has a central computer office somewhere in the city.

We don't know where.

But what we do know, he has a home in the Knob Hill district of North Dallas,

very expensive gated community.

He pretends to be a solid citizen, he frequents the arts, and he donates to

charity. Puts up a very good front.

We know his primary contraband.

Paintings, artifacts, and gold.

were transported from Manuel's location in South Texas to a secluded barn on

Lake Dallas.

Those artifacts are priceless.

The Las Vegas porno operation, that was small potatoes, just for kicks.

The contraband from South Texas and the diamonds Cobra handled in Beverly Hills,

that's his score.

The warrior is consolidating. He's going to make a big move soon, like out of

the country.

I can feel it.

Tyler and I'll stake out his place in Nob Hill tonight.

See what we can come up with.

Cobra, Tiger, and Fu can stay at our place.

In case you need them.

That'll be fine.

Willow, I'll need you for a while longer.

We have a hell of a lot of paperwork to cover.

Sure.

I'll get my files and be right back.

I don't trust those bastards. You guys keep your mouth covered.

Yeah, that's why I mentioned the stakeout. See how they'd react.

Which one of these cars belongs to Jordan and Dietrich?

That white one right there.

Good luck, guys.

This should keep tabs on it.

Man, it's working out stuff. It's killing me.

Yeah, after this set, we can have a cigarette break.

There's a lot of construction going on around here.

Doc, that's the weirdest place right over there.

Are we on the same page here?

Yes, sir.

Everything's under control.

The cowboy's in the woods behind us, about 100 yards back.

Do your thing.

Don't screw up.

It's our worst nightmare, Tyler.

That's someone in our organization giving us up.

Probably for money.

I'm going to drop out, go race my bike, get laid.

How bad is it? You okay?

Oh, my God, we're lucky we got away.

I've seen your dossier.

So you're a California girl.

That's right.

The bio said you were working at Disneyland when you were recruited.

What did you do there?

I was one of the rides.

All righty, here we go.

Let's hit the bar for a cool one.

See you in the morning, Dietrich.

We'll hit it early.

This should really piss off the agency.

I don't know, man. I think most of it will rub out.

There's a general store a couple miles back on the road. Can you make it? Yeah.

Let's go.

I wonder how the rest of our troops are making out.

Jordan, do you think anyone in our department knows about us?

God, I'd hope so.

Otherwise they would suck as agents.

I'll get us some grub. You get us a cab.

How special.

Donuts, chili, ice cream and beer.

Well, that pretty much covers all the food groups.

Yes, sir. I'm parked right out front.

I'll get ready. I'll meet you downstairs in ten minutes.

That was Dietrich.

He received a top -priority fax from Washington.

We're meeting two Interpol agents at ten o 'clock.

He says his agents have received information from the La Crosse

Information as to where the warrior has his treasured stash.

service, please.

Hey, I'm going to grab some breakfast and call food to pick me up.

We'll meet you at the office this afternoon.

It's back, sir.

Ah, La Crosse satellite.

I'm always amazed at the amount of information that can be gathered by a

satellite 200 miles up in the sky.

We're to meet the Interpol representatives at that lake site. It's

-minute drive from here.

This is Fu. Fu, I'm at the holodome.

Pick me up in half an hour.

I'll be waiting out front.

I assume you will have much to tell me, little butterfly.

Your body is like a temple.

You must have used it.

To extract an enormous amount of information from Mr. Jordanson.

I didn't get jacked from him. All we did was hump our brains out.

You have a way with words, little flower.

I shall be there in 30 minutes.

God, all this.

Put that down right there.

Today's special, waffle a la Beretta.

And you better make that to go.

We leave tonight on my private jet for South America.

This is my day, Ron.

The day of the warrior.

First, I'll kill these two with my bare hands.

I can feel the power.

Then, I'll leave this wretched country, taking riches beyond my wildest dreams.

The world is my oyster.

Ron, take these to the Lake Heaven and pack up everything.

Prepare them to fight.

Here's a gift for you.

Thanks.

When Fu left to get Willow, he said he'd be right back.

That was over two hours ago.

Nobody's heard from Jordan or Dietrich.

It's a late cabin.

It's the only lead we have.

Let's go.

This is it. According to the map, this is where we're supposed to meet him.

You know what?

Please help me, Nicky.

This is a bomb.

Very simple.

We give Mr. Hard Drive the case.

We get back in the car.

He drives away.

I press the button.

He blows up.

I like it, Manuel.

You think of everything.

So we burn up a few doors with the explosion.

It costs money to stay in business.

It'll be money well spent.

We've got to find their cabin. Somewhere on this lake.

The homing device signals we planted only carry five miles, Doc.

We need to get lucky.

Here it is.

It makes a hard drive, I believe.

Open it.

One million dollars in unmarked bills.

This should keep you in style for the rest of your life.

Money goes far in certain parts of Europe if you don't overdo it.

This is only a fraction of what I helped the warrior amass. If I decide to

overdo it, tell him I'll be back for more.

I'll do that.

Back roads are tough.

Camp's about 100 yards this way.

Come on.

Gonna get killed?

I've told you a thousand times, you've got to think positive.

I'm positive we're gonna get killed.

So am I.

The bug on Jordan's car.

Oh, my God!

What happened to you?

He's lucky to be alive.

He's got some broken ribs.

I'll be okay.

I'm lucky I have my bulletproof vest on.

Dietrich is the mole.

That son of a bitch, he did this. In some cheesy blonde.

They turned north past those trees.

Let's get him into the boat. We can't go back.

Willow and Fruit could be at the cabin.

If they're alive.

Come on, baby. Come on, baby.

Come on, big boy.

Tostada, baby.

Manuel was a thieving son of a bitch.

We gotta get this stuff loaded up. Take it out to the airstrip.

We're gonna fly here with the warning in about six hours.

Let's get started.

Hey, while they're loading up, let's go patrol the area.

That's a great idea.

Hey. You see anything fishy, you drive, I'll shoot.

Cha -cha -cha.

Here I come.

Champ, there they are. Let's open fire.

They're shooting at us. Hit the deck. They're shooting at us. Hit it. Shoot.

Shoot. Come on, Jimmy. Shoot.

Come on, Jimmy.

I got it now.

They're all shooting at us.

We got to go.

Come on. Let's go. Hey, let's get out of here. Let's go the other way.

Come on.

Let's rock it.

The less you bleed,

to this post boys party's over we'll send for you later

Without that gun, I could tear you apart with my bare hands.

You spit in Doc's face, you slut.

Whoops.

Hey, nothing like a red cross.

Everything else just stuck.

That

son of a

bitch has one of those big guns, too.

Give me that cane.

My cane?

I told you everything I touch is a way of exploding.

Weren't you listening?

Willow and Fu are not in the cabin.

Nothing would please me more than to blow your head off.

You have five seconds to tell us where Willow and Fu are.

Murder one.

Word from the hospital in Las Vegas that Shark and Scorpion are doing fine.

They'll be released in two days.

This riverboat here in Louisiana is fabulous.

Yeah, and it's just a stone's throw from Big D.

This is great.

A little gambling, good food, great company, good sex.

Oh, look at this.

Big, he's best friend.

Three weeks here and I left free.

Let's hear it for Foo. I love you guys.

I'll drink to that.

We'll all drink to that.

I'm hotter than me.

I'm the man you'll see in your dream.

I'm the one who'll make you be right.

Bragging on me.

I'm a hot little man from a tall guy.

I got more love than you'll ever know.

So come on over and give me a try.

Oh, bragging on me.

Oh, go, cat.

Ah, go.

Ow.

Go, Matt, go.

Oh, cat.

Well,

to bet your thing.

it be to have a great as a man as me?

Well, baby, you have no doubt that all my lovin' will wear you out.

I'm braggin'. I'm braggin' on me.

I'm braggin'. I'm hotter than tea.

Look here.

I'm the man you see in your dreams, but I'm the one who'll make you be braggin'.

Bring it on me.

Oh, there's a chop to every.

Bring it on me.