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I woke up late, my car breaks down, and then this happens.

Yeah, I split my pants.

It's going to be one of those days, I guess.

Hey, man, do you know when the bus is going to get here?

Nah, man, probably going to be here in like 10, 15 minutes.

Hey, excuse me. Yeah. Can my father sit here?

Cool.

Thank you.

Excuse me. Do you know when the bus is going to get here?

You know, I was just looking at the schedule and it said it should be here

about five, ten minutes. But I also see there's a delay for whatever reason. So,

I don't know, in a few minutes.

I know. You have somewhere you've got to be?

Yeah, and I don't really do this often.

Yeah, me either. My car just broke down, and that's why I'm here. I've never

taken a bus before, but I have others that do, and they tell me about it, but

don't know.

We'll see how it goes.

Hey, I think that's the bus right there.

No, that's a different company altogether.

See, I don't know these bus routes either.

It's strange, this transportation.

I know subways, but not buses.

Man, I've never taken either.

Are you from here? Are you new to the area?

No, I'm still pretty new. I got a job opportunity out here, so I had to make a

move. Oh, nice.

Very cool.

What's your job? What's your new job?

You know, I just work with numbers.

Yeah? What kind of numbers?

Oh, just like banking info and things like that. Oh, really? Because I got

questions for you. I got so many counts. I was just going to go over them.

Maybe you can help me while we're sitting here waiting for this bus. Is

No.

Geez. I can't be here all day for this.

It's been one heck of a day.

So hopefully you didn't have to walk too far to get to the bus stop.

No, I didn't have to walk too far, thankfully.

That's good, because I'm wearing heels, and it's not fun to walk in all day

long, let me tell you.

I'd imagine.

So this is great that you're working for this new company. I'm trying to think

who else works the number. What's the name of the company?

Just data input.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, as a matter of fact, my cousin works there. I'm

going to see if I can't have her meet you and maybe take you around a little

bit. Let me text her real quick.

Let's see.

Her name's Jackie.

Jackie? Mm -hmm.

I'm texting her right now.

What time is your appointment over there that you're going to start?

I'm assuming it's a newcomer's orientation, right?

Yeah. Is that what I'm assuming?

Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's supposed to start in like 30 minutes or so, so I was

hoping to catch this bus. Man, I hear you.

It's crazy. You know, I did hear that the bus drivers might be striking.

Really? Oh, I don't know if that's today or not.

I'm going to be so screwed.

I'm going to be so screwed.

I'm already late for work. I'm on the verge of getting fired as it is, but,

know, I'm making it happen.

We'll see.

Damn. Let me see. Oh, Jackie just texted back.

She is actually going to be the one that is going to take you around and show

you a few things.

Excuse me, can you keep it down over there, please?

We're trying to have a conversation.

Thank you.

I can't. I mean, I've ripped my pants.

It's just, oh, so many things have happened today. And I don't mean to be,

rude to people, but it's just, oh, I don't know. It's one of those days.

I tell you. Oh, and also, I had a transformer that blew up.

So now I have no electricity at my house either. Can you believe that? Are you

kidding me? I know. It's insane.

Sounds like you're having a really rough day.

Yeah. I haven't remembered a time like this in forever.

So tell me some good news.

Do you have family out here?

Good news? I mean...

Life, you know, sometimes things happen. But, no, I have no family out here or

anything like that. Nobody? Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, you seem like a nice guy. I

mean, you being new to the area, I lived here my whole life. So, definitely, I

can get you some names and numbers and all this other stuff.

And, pal, I could take you around town, too.

Really? Actually, that would be really nice. When you get done with Jackie and

you're doing your thing over at your new job, I'll just come and pick you up and

show you around town. Maybe we'll have dinner.

Yeah, that sounds really nice, actually.

What do you like? You like Italian, French?

Honestly, I'm not too picky.

No? Okay. Well, I know this great little Mexican place, if you like Mexican

food. Best burritos ever.

They have the shrimp, beef, chicken, you name it. It is fantastic.

I could always go for a new burrito. Oh, yeah.

So good.

So how's the weather where you're at?

Is it snowing? Is it decent? Like where you moved from?

City life.

Yeah, yeah, I hear you. I was able to drive a bike everywhere I went. Oh, so

sweet. Okay, now an actual bike or an e -bike?

Because people are into e -bikes now, so I don't know if you do like BMX or dirt

bike.

A little bit of everything or just regular?

It's just regular biking.

Yeah? Nice.

Oh, here comes the bus driver.

Oh, great.

Hey, how you doing?

Good, how are you? Good.

I'd be better if you could tell me when this bus is going to show. I know,

right? Yeah, so what did they tell you?

Uh, excuse me?

Well, don't you know when the bus is going to be here?

I mean, I checked the schedule. It said probably 10, 15 minutes, something like

that. Oh.

Aren't you the bus driver?

No. No? Well, you're in uniform. Like, why? No, this isn't. Oh.

All right.

I'm a security guard.

Yeah. So are they saying security to protect us while stuff goes on? Is this

like a bad neighborhood?

No. I think this might be a bad neighborhood.

No? Oh, my God. Really? No. I didn't know my first time on the bus, too.

Yeah. Somebody stole my watch recently. Are you kidding?

So this is a little sketchy. Should I be worried with my purse? I wouldn't worry

about it. No, I wouldn't worry about it.

I don't know. I think it's really sketchy. Okay, you sure?

Yeah. Okay, so do you take the box off? What did your watch look like?

It was kind of like I had a gray band and a silver sort of black face to

it. It's sort of like yours, actually.

Wow, that's crazy, actually.

Yeah, it's pretty identical to that one. The same one?

Yeah, I love it. It's a great watch, right?

Yeah, definitely. What a coincidence.

You know, he is new to the area.

Yeah, I was going to say, I know most of the people here. I don't recognize you.

Yeah. No, yeah. So I'm not sure. Was it near the bus stop?

To be honest, I fell asleep on the bus. Yeah. I fell asleep on the bus recently.

I worked a graveyard shift and then woke up, watch was gone.

That's terrible.

I'm so sorry to hear that. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my God. That's horrible.

Yeah. Lord. Did you file a report or anything?

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do right now, but I've been going back and forth

with the chief, and he's mostly a back, not so much forth, you know?

Do they have cameras at this bus stop?

No. No, none at all? No. Well, I'll talk to city council about maybe getting

some put in. I know. There's some wild stuff that happens here sometimes.

That's crazy.

Absolutely.

So how long have you been a security guard?

Two weeks.

Two weeks? Yeah?

Yeah. At the police you're at now, I take it? Or, I mean, where were you at

before? I was a security guard at a different place. Oh, okay. All right.

let go. Oh, nice. My nephew's a security guard, as is you. Oh, really? Yeah,

yeah. He loves it. It's his best place because he can walk around, see the

animals. Everybody loves animals.

Does he ever have to intervene on, like, guerrilla fights?

No, no, no, no. He doesn't get involved with that. It's mostly people arguing

over, like, cotton candy.

Yeah, whatever. I don't know.

Sounds like a pretty stress -free job, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

But, yeah, my new friend here, he's got a new job as well. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I am

introducing him to my friend Jackie. So she's going to, like, have him just rush

around.

And then we were thinking about maybe, since he's new, maybe take him out to

dinner or something later. That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'm not new,

but I like to eat. I'll tell you that.

I got it, but you're just starting your shift, right?

You know, yeah.

So, like I was saying, you know, my nephew is working at the zoo and

Just loves it. Absolutely enjoys everything about it. If they're hiring,

love, you know, a referral.

Oh, yeah, because I know you don't like this job that you got right now. So, I

know plenty of contacts. Is there a certain place that you'd like to work, a

certain section in the zoo?

Like pandas, lions, elephants are the best.

Well, if elephants are the best, I'll take elephants.

Yeah? Okay.

Well, you don't mind shoveling poop, right? No.

No. Really?

You don't mind shoveling poop?

I'm open to it.

I don't know if I could ever do something like that. Do you think you

Me? Yeah. If I'm around elephants all day long. I like big trunks.

You're a funny one, huh? Uh -huh.

I spend all day at the zoo.

Spend summer camp there one year as a kid.

Wow.

Summer camp at a zoo. That sounds unique.

Most I've ever done is like a science camp.

Science? You like numbers and sessions?

Experiments? Yeah, we do a couple of experiments and things. Just basic

Yeah, a little funny connector. You know, we made that elephant foam.

Stuff that swells up.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

So, if you don't mind my asking, what happened to your car?

The car.

I don't know. It wouldn't start.

Honestly. It wouldn't start? Really? Uh -huh.

I think... I don't think I put enough gas in it to be truthful.

I don't know. I didn't have time to work it out, so... I just had to come to the

bus stop.

Wow. I'm happy I did. I met you.

Yeah, right back at you.

It's good to see a friendly face around here.

I don't know when this bus is going to get here.

I have no idea.

I just got an alert on my phone.

You know what?

I think I know why.

It's so late.

Really? There's a shortage of buses right now.

A shortage of buses? Uh -huh.

Have you heard about that?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

You know,

I think I did read something about that on the papers.

Really? What did it say?

There was like a huge fire that broke out in it.

It happened in one of the buses and it just chain reacted and took out a few

more while they were all stopped overnight.

We might be here all day. Who knows if our bus is even going to show.

Would better.

I got things to do today.

I don't even know where the next route is.

So I'm kind of screwed if it doesn't show today.

I really need to get to work.

Yeah.

Same here. I really need to make that orientation.

Oh, come on.

Would you all want to go in on a bus together?

I'm looking on eBay. I see some buses. We could, like, buy a bus.

Oh, you mean a bus? It's not a bad idea.

Okay.

One of those, like, mini buses, something. Not a big one. I couldn't

big one. I want the big one.

I don't know. If I get my car fixed, though, and put gas in it, I may not

bus. But I could come pick you guys up. You should buy it.

Us, the big pie. Well, we'd all have to chip in, and it sounds like she's maybe

out, so that pizza pie just got bigger for everybody, but... Who's driving this

bus?

We're all going to drive the bus. Yeah, I mean, if we all own it, we all take

turns driving it. Don't you need a special license for that, though?

Like, more than just a driver's license?

A CDL or something, I think it is?

Something like that, right?

I mean, to drive, like, a city bus, yeah. Yeah. Or to drive our bus.

We own it. Our rules.

You should be our bus driver.

Maybe we could get a Sprinter van, too.

This is actually a security uniform. A lot of people make that mistake, but it

gets confused all the time.

I've never driven a bus. I've never even driven a car. Really? Yeah.

I feel like I can do it, though.

Yeah, I mean, you look like the type. Yeah.

Thanks.

Has anyone seen my glasses? I've put them here somewhere.

I would go safe in the bus if you were dragging me.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. You're welcome.

Thank you so much.

I found him.

Can't forget those. I can't do anything without him.

Much better.

I don't think I would feel safe if you were driving the bus.

I feel wonder.

I will break up a fight if it breaks out.

Because those sound like fight noise to me.

All right. Well, good news is, I think...

The bus might be on the way. However, I'm supposed to get a Zoom call here

pretty soon.

Yeah, so I don't know if I'm going to be able to take this Zoom call if the bus

shows up.

Well, with the way that we've been waiting, I feel like you'll be okay.

You think so?

I mean, the day's a waste in here.

My boss has already called me twice.

Yeah, go ahead and take it. It doesn't seem like anything's going to be moving

anytime quickly, so... Yeah, I'm waiting.

Have you ever done Zoom calls?

Yeah. Yeah, what do you think?

They're not my favorite, honestly.

No? No, the tech forum, it's just a little complicated.

Yeah, I get it. I'm not a very technological person either.

Although you said you went to a science camp, right?

Yeah, I did.

Science and apps, you know, not always the same thing.

Yeah, true.

I don't know, I'm fascinated with how it all works, but I'm not good with

numbers, so...

Yeah, I mean, I never was either, which is really ironic considering the job I

decided to get into.

Yeah? Yeah, no kidding.

That's okay.

At this point, I feel like the bus is never going to come.

Probably not.

Good news is it's not raining or snowing.

Right.

Although we could use the rain. It's been awfully dry around here.

Gosh, yeah. I can't even remember the last time it rained.

Swear to God, I've seen at least one of every vehicle except a bus go by.

I know.

What about airplanes?

You ever like airplanes?

No, I had some family who got into flying planes.

And they said that they loved it, but it's never up my alley.

How about you?

Hmm.

I don't mind getting up in that big blue sky from time to time in a plane.

You ever think about flying one?

No, but I'll be a passenger in it.

Great minds think alike.

God, I'd really hate to think that I'm going to miss this entire seminar.

I'll call Jackie.

Let her know what happened.

That would be really appreciated, actually.

She can reschedule your appointment.

How did you say that you knew Jackie?

We go way back.

Well, that's cool.

I think your phone is ringing.

Oh, no.

Hi, guys. Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry I'm not in the office, but we can still do the Zoom call. It's not

going to be an issue at all.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

No, we're doing monthly reports today. I need to look over some of the

statistics. Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, we have some new hires that are coming in, too.

Yeah, and I need to see attrition because I need to see, I need to plan

year's fiscal.

Mm -hmm. Yep.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes, of course.

Yeah. Not a problem.

Yeah. Yeah, have Audrey look into that. I appreciate that.

Absolutely.

Yes, of course.

Not a problem.

Yeah, fantastic.

You guys are the best.

Absolutely. Yeah, we'll get the reports in later. Actually, can you just email

them over to me? I'd appreciate that.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Well, Thomas, how's your department holding up?

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

All right.

We have some overseas people, right? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to bring them over as soon as possible.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Absolutely. Fantastic.

Yeah.

Sounds like a plan.

Love it. All right. Anyone else have anything?

No?

All right. Remember, our convention's coming up in about a month, so make sure

that everybody registers, and we'll get flights and everything together.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, just talk to the county about that. That'll be fine.

Mm -hmm.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

All right. Well, that sounds like a plan.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yes. Absolutely.

No, no. We'll go over that next month.

Yeah. That sounds good.

Mm -hmm.

All right. Any other questions?

No? All right. Well, listen. Be sure to say happy birthday to Mary. It's her

birthday today.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Happy birthday, Mary.

Yes, everyone at the bus stop is saying happy birthday.

Okay, all right. If there's no further questions, then the meeting's adjourned.

See you all next month.

Can you adjourn something without a gavel?

You know, that's a great question.

I thought you had to have a gavel to adjourn. That is a great, great

Do you know?

Yes, I don't know.

Now we have to look it up. No?

Huh. I have no idea.

Someone Google that. We need research on that.

Every judge has one. Right? I don't know if it's required.

I think it's just for looks. Maybe it's like, oh, I'm cool. I got a hammer.

Hmm.

So how long do you think it'll be until your car gets all situated and figured

out?

You know, I gotta make a few phone calls and see if I can come and tow it.

First, I think I'll try and get some gas and put in it.

I'll do that when I get home, if I ever get home.

I'm sure you'll get home.

As soon as one of these buses finally makes it here.

Right.

It's not turning out to be too terrible of a day.

No, honestly, it's been some pretty good company. Yeah.

It's been a lovely coincidence running into you here.

Good idea taking my pants off. I don't want them to get wrinkled before I get

into the office.

Yeah, you just gotta think ahead sometimes.

I like the way you think.

Professionalism, looking nice, it's always important.

Can I ask you guys something?

What's up?

Do you think my uniform is too small?

Honestly, it's a little small on you, yeah, man.

A little bit.

Yeah. My family was teasing me and saying that it looked tight on me and

needed to lose weight.

Well, I think you look fine for a bus driver.

Even though I know you're not a bus driver. Kind of.

You look great for a bus driver.

Don't worry about it. The second nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. No

problem.

Do you like being a bus driver?

I guess we'll find out if we end up winning this auction.

And are you guys cool with getting a limo if I can't get the bus?

A limo? Of course.

That would be a really nice one. Yeah.

Can you get a limo and a bus?

I mean, that's the dream. Hopefully one day we'll get there.

Okay, let me know. I think one vehicle at a time for us.

My boss is calling me again for another Zoom meeting.

Cool.

Sir, do you mind holding this while I take this off? Sure. Thank you.

Yeah,

we're releasing freight.

Yeah, we're going to go over a few more numbers.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, well, we'll see.

We'll try to work that out.

Yeah, we'll get the overseas people here soon enough.

It seems working on it.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Yeah, county's going to get you all the financials.

Probably around the first of the month, they said.

Yeah, everyone's doing well. I think we're going to open up a new department

soon.

So it requires at least, I'd say, 12 or more employees that we'll have to hire.

Yeah.

Yeah. But we'll get accounting and such involved.

We'll get the financials on it for sure.

Yeah, no problem.

Absolutely.

You know, we'll see. We'll see.

Some of the new recruits need some more training, but other than that, they're

doing well.

I could use a job as well if you guys are hiring. Keep it on me. Keep it on

please.

So, yeah. So, Mr.

Daniels, for sure. Yeah.

I'm going to get some of those reports over to you as soon as possible.

We do need to talk about next year's fiscals.

It's coming up pretty quick.

I don't know. I foresee the numbers being pretty good. I've gone over with

accounting. And, yeah, they seem all right. We seem to be doing well.

Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Everything's looking good.

Mm -hmm.

Yep.

Yes, absolutely, Mr. Daniels. That's not a problem.

Yeah, I can have it over to you later today if you're going to be around.

Yeah? Oh, that's wonderful.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Well, I appreciate it, and I'll have my secretary get a hold of your

secretary. And then my contact info, I'll give it to her. Keep it to me.

I'll just give it to her.

Sorry, Mr.

Daniels. All right.

Anyway. Okay. Talk to you later. All right.

Have a good one. We're going to buy a bus or a limo if you want to. No, keep

on. Bye, Mr.

Daniels.

That guy seemed rich. He seemed rich.

He does well. He does well.

I'll try and get you a job. We'll see. Thank you so much. Yeah, of course.

How long has it been that you've been working for that guy?

Twelve years.

12 years.

12 years. Yep.

Wow. It's been 12. I know.

It's been great, though.

I love every minute of it.

He's a good dude.

I actually met in college.

In college? Wow. Yeah.

We've been friends for a long time.

How'd you guys meet? Did you share the same class?

No, actually, we didn't have one class together.

We were passing in the halls, and we both went into the cafeteria at the same

time, and we grabbed the same bag of Doritos. So we decided we both liked

Doritos.

Doritos of all things, huh?

Cool Ranch.

Cool Ranch.

Cool Ranch Doritos.

You know what? That's the way to go. It was the last bag, so we both reached for

it. And that's how we started talking.

I mean, he sounded like a pretty cool guy on the phone.

Oh, he totally is.

Definitely the type of guy you want for your boss.

That's really good to hear.

Did he found the company himself?

Did he have any help? Yeah, he has a partner.

Yeah, him and his partner have done tons of startups.

Have you ever known anyone to do a startup?

One of my buddies tried to do a startup. It didn't go too well.

Oh, no?

No. I think he just didn't know what the people wanted or something.

Wasn't making it.

What was it in?

It was in, like, the plastic toy thing.

It was kind of like a kid's toy, honestly.

Really? But he intended for adults to play with it. It's kind of like a little

puzzle. Hello,

Internet family.

My only family. I love you all. Thank you so much for sticking with me

throughout all these tough times.

As most of you know, I do have a new job, but I might be losing it today

I... I'm waiting on a bus that has not shown up. Been here for quite a while

now, and somebody stole my watch, so I don't even know how long.

Might be on the hunt for a new job after this, so if anyone has any leads,

please let me know. I do have a new reference.

I met my friend here this summer, Ms. Stevens.

Could you tell them what you were saying earlier? Hi, everybody. Yes, I mean,

this gentleman is such a lovely gentleman, and he would be a great asset

company. Wonderful employee.

Highly recommend him.

That's so nice.

And if you need any references, let him know because I absolutely will vouch for

him no matter what.

So sweet. Thank you so much. Of course. It was a pleasure meeting you. Oh,

likewise.

The pleasure was all mine.

Sorry, I couldn't help it. I noticed your tattoo. It's really nice. What is

that?

Oh, you like it? It's been there forever.

It's a feather. Oh.

Yeah, I got it when I was 17, and I had $45, and that's exactly what a $45

tattoo will get you.

Very cool.

Yeah, I need to add more to it.

I need to cover it up, too. I wish I had $45.

I'll tell you that.

Do you have any tattoos?

Yeah, I'm going to get a couple more references if that's okay.

Yeah, of course.

Could any of you maybe vouch for me? Is that something you're willing to do?

Yeah, yeah. You're really a great bus driver, and I can't wait for you to buy

our bus. You can drive me around.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

So kind.

Well, two out of four ain't bad, I guess.

No, not too bad.

I'm not going to twist your arms, guys, but I think I've shown myself to be a

pretty respectful, nice guy. Yeah, that's fine. If you don't... I don't

to... You know, don't force it. If it's not genuine, you don't have to vouch for

me, that's fine.

Actually, I went ahead and texted my buddy not too long ago. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and he's going to come and pick me up, because this is taking forever.

Right.

So, uh...

If you need a ride or anything like that, you know, I can totally give you

You've been super kind to me this entire time. Oh, for real? That would be

amazing.

Oh, my goodness. You sure it's not going to bother your buddy at all?

No, no, no, no. He wouldn't mind.

That would be incredible.

I'll even give him gas money, too.

Oh, then it's a shoot -in.

There's no reason to complain.

Mm -mm.

That's amazing.

Yeah.

He's a pretty good guy.

He also owes me.

Quite a lot of favors at this point, so it's the least we can do.

My buddy should be here in the next few minutes. We shouldn't have to wait too

much longer.

Oh, fabulous.

Perfect timing.

My buddy just showed up.

That's awesome. So excited.

Yeah, you ready to go?

Yeah, let's go.

Could I hop in with you guys? Can I get around?

Sorry,

there's really no room.

But it was nice to meet you guys.

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Okay. Yep.