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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,336 Next time you miss shameless, 2 00:00:05,377 --> 00:00:07,338 I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog 3 00:00:07,379 --> 00:00:08,714 who lives behind alibi. 4 00:00:08,756 --> 00:00:10,925 But today, you get free pass. 5 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,176 I tell you. 6 00:00:12,217 --> 00:00:13,010 ♪ Rock music ♪ 7 00:00:13,051 --> 00:00:13,845 Phillip. 8 00:00:13,886 --> 00:00:15,011 Tito, senior intern. 9 00:00:15,053 --> 00:00:16,388 - Nice to meet you. - All right, follow me. 10 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:17,348 I'll show you around. 11 00:00:17,389 --> 00:00:18,891 Filling out the paperwork 12 00:00:18,933 --> 00:00:22,144 to disinherit you abortion-should-have-beens. 13 00:00:22,186 --> 00:00:23,938 We are gonna start a maid service 14 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,315 that is not only topless, but also cleans. 15 00:00:26,357 --> 00:00:27,650 We'll corner the market. 16 00:00:27,692 --> 00:00:29,652 Your thing is kind of weird. 17 00:00:29,694 --> 00:00:31,320 It has all this extra skin. 18 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:33,781 Confronted Caleb about that chick. 19 00:00:33,823 --> 00:00:34,991 He's screwing her. 20 00:00:35,032 --> 00:00:35,867 That's a nice stroller. 21 00:00:35,908 --> 00:00:36,659 Where'd you get it? 22 00:00:36,701 --> 00:00:37,910 I found it in the park. 23 00:00:37,952 --> 00:00:38,744 I'm gonna sell it. 24 00:00:38,786 --> 00:00:40,287 - Hello. - Hello. 25 00:00:40,329 --> 00:00:41,664 Care to join us, doll face? 26 00:00:41,706 --> 00:00:42,915 Sure. 27 00:00:42,957 --> 00:00:43,791 Sorry to bother you. 28 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:44,709 I work at patsy's. 29 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:45,710 I'd like to quit. 30 00:00:45,751 --> 00:00:46,919 We should just shut it down. 31 00:00:46,961 --> 00:00:48,713 If I stayed on as manager, 32 00:00:48,754 --> 00:00:49,839 would you keep it open? 33 00:00:49,881 --> 00:00:51,256 Just keep it afloat. 34 00:00:52,758 --> 00:00:55,720 ♪ Rock music ♪ 35 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:02,977 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 36 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:06,146 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 37 00:01:06,188 --> 00:01:09,191 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 38 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:13,738 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 39 00:01:13,779 --> 00:01:16,949 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 40 00:01:16,991 --> 00:01:20,327 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 41 00:01:20,369 --> 00:01:22,621 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 42 00:01:22,663 --> 00:01:27,125 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 43 00:01:34,132 --> 00:01:37,261 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 44 00:01:37,302 --> 00:01:40,431 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 45 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:43,809 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 46 00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:48,146 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 47 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:51,358 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 48 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:55,071 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 49 00:01:55,112 --> 00:01:56,989 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 50 00:01:57,031 --> 00:02:00,659 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 51 00:02:02,828 --> 00:02:05,957 ♪ Rock music ♪ 52 00:02:05,998 --> 00:02:08,166 ♪ hey you ♪ 53 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,419 ♪ come to see me ♪ 54 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:12,922 ♪ it ain't ever ♪ 55 00:02:12,964 --> 00:02:15,674 ♪ soon enough, baby ♪ 56 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:18,052 ♪ come on, come on ♪ 57 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,056 ♪ aah ♪ 58 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,057 Shit! 59 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,809 Shit. Shit. 60 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:26,518 Fuck. Fuck. 61 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,605 You okay, babe? You had a bad dream? 62 00:02:29,647 --> 00:02:31,649 Oh, my god. 63 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:34,068 Hey, uh, we were just, uh, working out. 64 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,360 Just breaking a sweat. 65 00:02:35,402 --> 00:02:37,029 Sorry, got to get that lock fixed. 66 00:02:37,071 --> 00:02:38,530 Yeah. 67 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:40,116 Might take a while to get him back to sleep. 68 00:02:40,157 --> 00:02:43,368 You good to hang, and we can finish our workout? 69 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:45,579 No, you know, actually, I should, uh, I should go. 70 00:02:45,621 --> 00:02:47,372 I got to be at my internship early. 71 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:48,874 What do you do there? 72 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:50,501 I work for free for a bunch of douche bags 73 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,878 whose asses I would've kicked in high school. 74 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,212 - Sounds fun. - Yeah. 75 00:02:54,254 --> 00:02:55,547 You know your way out? 76 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:58,092 Yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out. 77 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,426 Okay. Come on, babe. Let's go. 78 00:02:59,468 --> 00:03:00,803 Lights out. Come on. 79 00:03:03,514 --> 00:03:07,183 No. No, no, no. No. No, no! 80 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:09,603 You have to love me! That's your job! 81 00:03:09,645 --> 00:03:11,229 Shut up, man! 82 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:13,065 No, no! 83 00:03:13,107 --> 00:03:14,942 - Shut the fuck up! - We're sleeping here! 84 00:03:14,984 --> 00:03:17,111 You're dreamin'. 85 00:03:18,278 --> 00:03:20,322 You're cryin' in your sleep. 86 00:03:20,364 --> 00:03:22,491 What you dream about? 87 00:03:23,742 --> 00:03:25,661 Pain. Betrayal. 88 00:03:27,412 --> 00:03:31,375 Fiona and Debbie ripped my skeleton from my flesh. 89 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:33,377 Jesus. 90 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:36,172 Monica was there too. 91 00:03:36,212 --> 00:03:39,133 Sucking my blood through a straw. 92 00:03:40,926 --> 00:03:42,094 And you were there. 93 00:03:42,136 --> 00:03:44,555 - What? - And your kids. 94 00:03:44,596 --> 00:03:47,016 And you put 95 00:03:47,058 --> 00:03:48,684 whiskey-drenched cotton candy 96 00:03:48,726 --> 00:03:50,561 back where my bones had been. 97 00:03:53,355 --> 00:03:55,232 Who's Monica? 98 00:03:56,901 --> 00:03:58,819 Love of my life. 99 00:04:00,362 --> 00:04:02,907 Bane of my existence. 100 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:05,910 ♪ Rock music ♪ 101 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:08,954 When you're all strung out... 102 00:04:11,289 --> 00:04:12,666 You do look a bit like her. 103 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,418 Hm. 104 00:04:14,459 --> 00:04:16,628 ♪ You need an ambition ♪ 105 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:20,632 ♪ so sign a petition ♪ 106 00:04:23,385 --> 00:04:25,137 You taste like her too. 107 00:04:27,181 --> 00:04:29,141 Probably the tooth rot. 108 00:04:29,183 --> 00:04:32,728 ♪ You need a direction ♪ 109 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:36,356 ♪ she says I've got depression ♪ 110 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:38,400 ♪ why don't you make up your mind ♪ 111 00:04:40,778 --> 00:04:42,529 Slut. 112 00:04:42,571 --> 00:04:44,281 I know you are, but what am I? 113 00:04:44,322 --> 00:04:47,118 ♪ Take one day at a time ♪ 114 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:57,044 Come on, Harriet. 115 00:04:57,086 --> 00:04:59,046 Sleeping time. 116 00:04:59,088 --> 00:05:01,298 Pfft. Is she still scared of me? 117 00:05:01,339 --> 00:05:02,716 Well, she did watch you 118 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:04,468 bounce frank's head down a flight of stairs. 119 00:05:04,509 --> 00:05:06,971 How do you say "he had it coming" in Nigerian? 120 00:05:07,012 --> 00:05:08,346 What are you doing up? 121 00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:09,974 Caleb won't stop drunk-texting me. 122 00:05:10,015 --> 00:05:11,100 Begging forgiveness? 123 00:05:11,142 --> 00:05:11,976 Begging, then name-calling, 124 00:05:12,017 --> 00:05:13,811 then begging some more. 125 00:05:13,852 --> 00:05:14,686 Nice sex-hair. 126 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:16,396 Ah, tinder rocks. 127 00:05:16,438 --> 00:05:18,023 Free sex, any time I want it. 128 00:05:18,065 --> 00:05:20,109 - No strings attached. - Yeah, but you're female. 129 00:05:20,151 --> 00:05:21,526 Isn't that always available to you? 130 00:05:21,568 --> 00:05:23,528 Maybe. But tinder makes it simple. 131 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:26,824 No confusion. No misguided weddings. 132 00:05:26,865 --> 00:05:28,993 Now I just bone and go 133 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:31,411 so I can save my energy for more important things. 134 00:05:31,453 --> 00:05:33,872 - Like what? - Like my job. 135 00:05:33,914 --> 00:05:35,666 Patsy's pies? 136 00:05:35,707 --> 00:05:37,001 Sure you want to be directing 137 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,043 all your freed up energy there? 138 00:05:38,085 --> 00:05:39,128 You're one to talk. 139 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:40,336 You spend all day working for free. 140 00:05:40,378 --> 00:05:42,840 - Has a point. - But my bullshit internship 141 00:05:42,881 --> 00:05:45,383 is gonna turn into a non-bullshit career. 142 00:05:48,053 --> 00:05:48,971 What? 143 00:05:50,722 --> 00:05:51,849 It was no offense. 144 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:55,102 Wow. 145 00:05:55,144 --> 00:05:56,020 Some taken. 146 00:05:57,104 --> 00:05:57,855 Hey. 147 00:05:59,606 --> 00:06:02,318 Kind of harsh. 148 00:06:02,358 --> 00:06:04,569 - Only 'cause it's true. - Are you sure about that? 149 00:06:04,611 --> 00:06:06,113 Working for free is called slave labor 150 00:06:06,155 --> 00:06:07,405 last time I checked. 151 00:06:20,252 --> 00:06:21,712 Good morning! 152 00:06:21,753 --> 00:06:22,754 As a reminder, 153 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:24,173 this shelter is closing 154 00:06:24,215 --> 00:06:25,381 at the end of the week. 155 00:06:26,675 --> 00:06:28,468 The container store franchise 156 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:29,928 has taken over our lease. 157 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,763 "The container store"? That's a thing? 158 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:34,058 Volunteers are passing out 159 00:06:34,099 --> 00:06:37,019 the addresses of other local shelters. 160 00:06:37,061 --> 00:06:39,730 This says the nearest one is 60 blocks away. 161 00:06:39,771 --> 00:06:41,523 Are we supposed to just walk? 162 00:06:41,565 --> 00:06:44,818 - Where are we gonna go to? - Back to tent city, baby. 163 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,653 I hate tent city. 164 00:06:46,695 --> 00:06:48,572 That Santa Claus-lookin' dude is always trying 165 00:06:48,613 --> 00:06:50,115 to make me sit on his lap. 166 00:06:50,157 --> 00:06:52,450 No, we are not going to sleep in tents 167 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:53,952 like Indians and hikers. 168 00:06:53,994 --> 00:06:55,746 I'll find a place for us to squat. 169 00:06:55,787 --> 00:06:59,333 Someplace clean and dry, or at least indoors. 170 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,751 I'm the patriarch of this family, 171 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:02,336 and I will provide. 172 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:03,754 Patriarch? 173 00:07:05,672 --> 00:07:08,967 My dream last night wasn't just a dream. 174 00:07:09,009 --> 00:07:11,929 Was it a hallucination from all the drugs? 175 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:14,723 A message from my highest self. 176 00:07:14,765 --> 00:07:17,851 I was awake all night thinking about this. 177 00:07:17,893 --> 00:07:21,688 My kids ripped my bones out. 178 00:07:21,730 --> 00:07:24,066 They betrayed me. They gutted me. 179 00:07:24,108 --> 00:07:25,901 But you were there... 180 00:07:25,943 --> 00:07:27,611 You and your kids... 181 00:07:27,652 --> 00:07:30,822 Rebuilding me into the man I was meant to be. 182 00:07:30,864 --> 00:07:33,158 Are you sure you're not still high? 183 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,745 Monica, I need this. 184 00:07:36,787 --> 00:07:39,164 I need a new family of gallaghers, 185 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:42,293 and...you need a man to take charge. 186 00:07:42,334 --> 00:07:44,836 My name ain't Monica. 187 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:46,338 Did I call you Monica? 188 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,632 - Yeah. - It's...It's another sign. 189 00:07:48,673 --> 00:07:50,259 Can we come with you? 190 00:07:50,301 --> 00:07:52,428 - Where are your parents? - Mom's dead. 191 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:53,971 Dad went out to score last week 192 00:07:54,012 --> 00:07:56,432 and never came back. 193 00:07:56,473 --> 00:07:57,933 Jesus. 194 00:07:57,975 --> 00:08:00,477 Sign number three. 195 00:08:00,518 --> 00:08:03,814 - Wha...? - God is handing me a do-over. 196 00:08:03,855 --> 00:08:06,024 Uh, uh, new Carl. 197 00:08:06,066 --> 00:08:07,109 New Debbie. 198 00:08:07,151 --> 00:08:08,402 I'm a boy. 199 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,487 Really? You need a haircut, debs. 200 00:08:10,528 --> 00:08:12,030 Uh, new Ian. 201 00:08:12,072 --> 00:08:12,906 New lip. 202 00:08:14,783 --> 00:08:17,202 You. Yeah. 203 00:08:17,244 --> 00:08:18,454 You alone? 204 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,414 Yeah. 205 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,040 New Fiona. 206 00:08:22,082 --> 00:08:24,084 Oh, no, I don't do three-ways. 207 00:08:24,126 --> 00:08:25,461 Jesus, new Monica. 208 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:28,255 She's my new daughter, not a three-way. 209 00:08:28,297 --> 00:08:29,631 I'm... 210 00:08:29,673 --> 00:08:31,425 Although we should discuss the three-way thing, 211 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,926 because you're really missing out. 212 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:34,803 But no, that's not what this is about. 213 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:36,138 What is it? 214 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,555 You need new parents. 215 00:08:37,597 --> 00:08:39,016 I need new kids. 216 00:08:39,057 --> 00:08:40,725 Grateful kids. Loving kids. 217 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:43,187 Whiskey-drenched cotton candy kids. 218 00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:47,065 Not the fucking ingrates that I've raised. 219 00:08:47,107 --> 00:08:48,942 Welcome, new gallaghers. 220 00:08:50,277 --> 00:08:51,153 Come on. 221 00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,279 Give daddy frank a hug. 222 00:08:52,321 --> 00:08:53,864 Come on. 223 00:08:53,905 --> 00:08:55,573 Come on. 224 00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:57,409 Come on! We... 225 00:08:57,451 --> 00:09:00,537 Yeah, there you go. 226 00:09:00,578 --> 00:09:02,122 Yeah. 227 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:04,291 Okay. 228 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,625 Come on, buddy. Can't be late. 229 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,461 Day care's for losers. 230 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,462 Thank you, frank. 231 00:09:09,796 --> 00:09:11,840 Oh, here. 232 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:13,509 I'm not violent, joyalisi. 233 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:14,885 Just in a hurry. 234 00:09:14,926 --> 00:09:17,471 Her name is jolayemi. 235 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,014 She can call me what she wants. 236 00:09:19,056 --> 00:09:20,974 Oh. 237 00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:22,767 You owe me for the week. 238 00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:24,144 Right. 239 00:09:24,186 --> 00:09:25,687 I'm sorry. I'm a little short. 240 00:09:25,729 --> 00:09:27,272 My Internet business had a slowdown 241 00:09:27,314 --> 00:09:28,815 due to a lack of inventory, 242 00:09:28,857 --> 00:09:30,317 but I'll have it for you tonight. 243 00:09:35,697 --> 00:09:37,657 Okay, thanks. Have a great day. 244 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:41,370 Luther, what's up? 245 00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:42,871 'Sup? 246 00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:44,415 'Sup is you gave my daughter gonorrhea, 247 00:09:44,456 --> 00:09:45,790 you little shit stain. 248 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:46,917 - That's what's up. - I did? 249 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,043 Run, Carl! 250 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:51,046 ♪ Rock music ♪ 251 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:55,133 What the hell? 252 00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:04,976 You better run, Gallagher! 253 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,908 ♪ I've been down ♪ 254 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:22,453 ♪ to the point of nothing ♪ 255 00:10:22,494 --> 00:10:24,955 ♪ looking for someone ♪ 256 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:28,625 ♪ to bring me round ♪ 257 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:32,129 ♪ help us all ♪ 258 00:10:33,922 --> 00:10:37,008 ♪ help us all ♪ 259 00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:40,971 What? 260 00:10:41,012 --> 00:10:42,764 Worried about Fiona. 261 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:45,100 I don't know what to say. I keep texting and deleting. 262 00:10:45,142 --> 00:10:46,726 - Why worried? - Haven't heard from her. 263 00:10:46,768 --> 00:10:48,479 Haven't had time to stop by. It's weird. 264 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,314 I have no idea what's going on in her life. 265 00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:52,107 Well, she's busy fucking strangers. 266 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:53,609 It's new hobby. Very time-consuming. 267 00:10:55,193 --> 00:10:56,903 Kev is on his way with the ice cream truck. 268 00:10:56,945 --> 00:10:58,655 Titty Van, you mean? 269 00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:00,491 He already has seven bookings. 270 00:11:00,532 --> 00:11:02,826 So what, I watch bar, you strip, kev watches babies? 271 00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,828 Be more fun to strip together. 272 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:06,330 So kev watches babies behind bar? 273 00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:08,123 No, 'cause he wants to drive us around. 274 00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:09,666 Act as a bouncer just in case. 275 00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:10,875 A pimp, you mean. 276 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,002 So who's gonna watch bar? 277 00:11:14,505 --> 00:11:15,964 That's kev. 278 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:24,348 Check it out, sister-wives! 279 00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:25,765 We gonna ride around in that? 280 00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:27,934 Right? 281 00:11:29,936 --> 00:11:31,313 Whoo! 282 00:11:31,355 --> 00:11:33,106 You know, my tits are smaller than this. 283 00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:34,483 Our customers won't mind. Hey, pal. 284 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:38,320 Uh, topless maids that actually clean. 285 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:39,279 Pass it along. 286 00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:41,823 Where are the kids? 287 00:11:41,865 --> 00:11:42,782 Check it out. 288 00:11:42,824 --> 00:11:43,950 Custom-built. 289 00:11:43,992 --> 00:11:45,410 Are you ready for this? 290 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,206 What do you think? 291 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:50,332 Is that genius or what? 292 00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:51,500 They love it. 293 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,376 They can't... Look at 'em. 294 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:53,751 Look at. They love it. 295 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,587 What's that smell? 296 00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:57,755 That's not coming from the Van. Excuse me, sir. 297 00:11:57,797 --> 00:11:59,299 This is a legitimate business here. 298 00:12:05,472 --> 00:12:07,265 - Whoa! - What the fuck? 299 00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:09,226 No, Lana, Lana! 300 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,268 - Aah! - Stop! 301 00:12:11,562 --> 00:12:13,480 Oh! 302 00:12:13,522 --> 00:12:14,606 - No! - I got...I got... 303 00:12:14,648 --> 00:12:15,649 Shit. 304 00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:25,116 What the fuck is going on here? 305 00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:31,707 This is my father. 306 00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:33,709 He's staying with us for a while. 307 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:40,507 Guy at table eight sent back his burger 308 00:12:40,549 --> 00:12:42,092 and left without paying. 309 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,219 Said it tastes like ketchup-flavored cardboard. 310 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,017 Johnny, come on. 311 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:52,561 You burn any more of these burgers, 312 00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:54,187 I'm gonna deep fry you. 313 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:56,814 You get me better meat and I wouldn't have to char it. 314 00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:58,609 That shit you bought tastes like freezer burn. 315 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:00,527 Well, I had to cut costs. Otherwise, we all lose our jobs. 316 00:13:00,569 --> 00:13:01,777 You get what you pay for. 317 00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:02,987 Yeah, well, can't you get creative? 318 00:13:03,029 --> 00:13:04,698 Some new spices or something? 319 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,408 You think you can do my job better than me? 320 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:07,576 You're welcome to it. 321 00:13:07,618 --> 00:13:10,412 You pick up that attitude in prison? 322 00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:11,371 Hello? 323 00:13:13,665 --> 00:13:14,916 Liam punched him where? 324 00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,462 Okay, did he say that he was sorry? 325 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,257 No, I'll come pick him up. 326 00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:24,509 I got to go pick up my kid brother at day care. 327 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,886 Try not to poison anyone while I'm gone. 328 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:40,108 What, are you gonna eat breakfast off of that floor? 329 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:41,443 How long have you been here? 330 00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:42,736 Came in early. 331 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,154 Caleb and I broke up. 332 00:13:44,195 --> 00:13:46,239 Need something to fill my time. 333 00:13:46,281 --> 00:13:48,659 Well, the shine's hurting my eyes. 334 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,327 Medic 12. First and Indian heights. 335 00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:51,620 Agitated female. 336 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,079 Tried to run into traffic. 337 00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:55,707 Police have her subdued and cuffed. 338 00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:56,832 That's us. Let's hit it. 339 00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:58,042 Coming. 340 00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,295 ♪ Intense percussive music ♪ 341 00:14:00,337 --> 00:14:02,130 Come on. Let's go. 342 00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:06,259 Yes! 343 00:14:08,512 --> 00:14:09,763 Yo. 344 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,264 Smells like a brewery in here. 345 00:14:11,306 --> 00:14:13,725 Because that is the smell of victory. 346 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:14,976 Yes! 347 00:14:15,018 --> 00:14:17,729 Yes! 348 00:14:17,771 --> 00:14:19,063 How long's he been playing for? 349 00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:21,107 Uh...about 18 hours. 350 00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:22,150 Jesus. 351 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,485 You guys watch him all night? 352 00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:24,486 I got to piss! 353 00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:25,821 That's you, man. 354 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,071 Yeah? 355 00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:31,827 Hey, so you...You want me to play for you 356 00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:33,662 while you go to the bathroom? 357 00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,497 I'm...I'm not bad, but I can't make any promises. 358 00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:41,002 What? 359 00:14:41,044 --> 00:14:42,962 Listen, you're not playing for him. 360 00:14:43,004 --> 00:14:44,964 You're changing his piss bag. 361 00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:46,508 His what? 362 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:48,218 Well, he's wearing an external catheter. 363 00:14:50,637 --> 00:14:52,430 What the fuck is that? 364 00:14:52,472 --> 00:14:54,224 Well, it's a condom attached to his dick 365 00:14:54,265 --> 00:14:57,853 attached to a tube, and it fills up that bag. 366 00:14:57,894 --> 00:14:59,062 Why? 367 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:00,564 'Cause that's what champions do. 368 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,319 Look, just change it before it overflows. 369 00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:10,782 Are...are you fucking with me? 370 00:15:10,824 --> 00:15:12,033 Well, it's either that 371 00:15:12,075 --> 00:15:14,035 or you can pull the catheter off his dick 372 00:15:14,077 --> 00:15:17,038 and hold the bottle, and he can piss in it. 373 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,081 You're an intern. 374 00:15:18,122 --> 00:15:19,416 Grunt work is the job, 375 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:20,834 and I've changed it twice already, so... 376 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,588 I have got to piss! 377 00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:31,177 All right. 378 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,223 ♪ Rock music ♪ 379 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,619 Why is he covered in shit, Lana? 380 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,955 He rode into country hiding on cow freighter. 381 00:15:59,997 --> 00:16:01,165 He can't stay with us. 382 00:16:01,207 --> 00:16:02,834 He's covered in tattoos. 383 00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:04,669 Is that a penis fucking a skull? 384 00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:06,713 Kev, he sold her into sex slavery. 385 00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:10,425 Yeah, he can't stay with us. 386 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:11,509 Tell her. 387 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,470 - Hey, svet. - Yo. 388 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:15,597 Uh, he can't stay with us. 389 00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:17,474 Yeah, sorry, we discussed it, 390 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:19,559 and we just don't think it's a good idea. 391 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,229 So, we live together. 392 00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:24,564 We love together. 393 00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:26,775 We even raise babies together. 394 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,152 But this decision we do not make together? 395 00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,280 She's right. 396 00:16:32,322 --> 00:16:33,865 We're just worried about him being 397 00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:35,784 in the house with the babies. 398 00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:37,577 Ah, he's good for babies. Sweet. 399 00:16:37,619 --> 00:16:39,078 He is also good behind bar. 400 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,538 He solves bartender problem 401 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,540 while we go out and do titty Van business 402 00:16:42,582 --> 00:16:44,542 so we can save money for college for babies. 403 00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:45,919 You want us to leave our bar with him? 404 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,003 Does he even speak English? 405 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:48,755 English does not matter. 406 00:16:48,797 --> 00:16:50,089 Make drink. Take money. 407 00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:52,342 Hurt people who do not pay money. 408 00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:53,927 I grew up in his bar. 409 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,513 Everything I know, I learn from this man. 410 00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:04,688 ♪ Rousing music ♪ 411 00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:07,565 - I'll go get him some clothes. - Don't you dare leave. 412 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,611 Dude, can you just slow down? 413 00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:12,904 Call said "agitated woman." 414 00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:14,322 Agitated is code for mentally ill. 415 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,949 The cops already have her cuffed. 416 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,117 - She can't do any more damage. - She's suffering. 417 00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:20,328 Well, Jesus, we're not gonna be able to help her 418 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:21,538 if you kill us first. 419 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:22,789 Almost there. 420 00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:29,045 You burst your stitches again? 421 00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:30,839 What the hell did you do to me? 422 00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:33,049 Excuse me, but he has his finger up my ass. 423 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,134 Take a seat in the waiting room. I'll be with you in a minute. 424 00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:37,261 - The gonorrhea? - What? 425 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,263 You gave me gonorrhea! 426 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,808 - Jesus. - I didn't give him gonorrhea. 427 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,727 I gave him a circumcision. 428 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:45,520 He's a little old for that, isn't he? 429 00:17:45,562 --> 00:17:46,521 That's what I said! 430 00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:47,772 All right. I've seen TV. 431 00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:49,065 I know how you can get infections 432 00:17:49,106 --> 00:17:50,400 from these surgeries. 433 00:17:50,441 --> 00:17:51,776 Why do you think you have gonorrhea? 434 00:17:51,818 --> 00:17:53,152 You have swollen glands? 435 00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:54,654 A discharge? 436 00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:56,322 No, but my girlfriend has it, 437 00:17:56,364 --> 00:17:58,992 and her dad wants to kill me, and the dude's a cop! 438 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,284 Okay. First things first. 439 00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:03,705 Let's run a test. Hop up on the table. 440 00:18:10,628 --> 00:18:14,007 That's not the hole it goes in. 441 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:17,010 Whenever you consider not using a condom, 442 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,262 remember this pain. 443 00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:21,639 Aah! 444 00:18:21,681 --> 00:18:22,473 Barkeep! 445 00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:24,183 Six bloody Marys. 446 00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:25,518 Hold the Mary. Here we go. 447 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,437 I hate bloody Marys. 448 00:18:27,478 --> 00:18:30,440 Tomato juice prevents scurvy, and beggars can't be choosers. 449 00:18:30,481 --> 00:18:32,025 Put your stuff over there. 450 00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:37,363 Who's this? 451 00:18:37,405 --> 00:18:39,198 Svetlana's father. 452 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,909 Welcome, comrade. 453 00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:43,327 I'm frank Gallagher. Me and my kids drink for free. 454 00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:44,704 Also, we're gonna be staying 455 00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:46,706 in the apartment upstairs for a while. 456 00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:48,959 If Kevin were here, he'd sign off on that 457 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,501 because he once tried to kill me 458 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:53,296 and he would like to avoid prison. 459 00:18:57,425 --> 00:18:58,885 Also, assuming you're a communist, 460 00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:02,513 you understand the rich helping out the poor. 461 00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:10,396 So I'll just need those drinks. 462 00:19:10,438 --> 00:19:12,023 Not for the kids. 463 00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:14,692 No alcohol for the kids. They drink virgin Marys. 464 00:19:16,987 --> 00:19:18,404 And the key, 465 00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:21,992 which kev keeps in the register right there. 466 00:19:23,785 --> 00:19:25,244 Sprechen sie English? 467 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,629 Christ on a cracker, Russians are strong. 468 00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:37,048 - Are you okay, daddy frank? - Course I am. 469 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,050 Ah. My spirit is like a cockroach. 470 00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:40,802 It can't be crushed. 471 00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:42,679 My back's a little weaker than my spirit. 472 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,139 Come on, kids. 473 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,141 Let's go dumpster diving behind the donut shop. 474 00:19:46,182 --> 00:19:47,558 - No. No! - We're hungry. 475 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,226 I said I will provide. 476 00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:51,146 I-I-I will provide. 477 00:19:51,187 --> 00:19:53,023 Help me up. 478 00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:55,316 I know a joint. 479 00:19:55,358 --> 00:19:56,901 Great pancakes. Shitty service. 480 00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:58,444 Cunty manager. 481 00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:00,488 We'll get food there. 482 00:20:04,951 --> 00:20:06,911 Ma'am, I need you to calm down. 483 00:20:06,953 --> 00:20:08,412 Why aren't you listening to me? 484 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:09,747 Let me go! Let me go! 485 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:11,082 He's coming for me! 486 00:20:11,124 --> 00:20:12,917 - I have to go! - Kaylee Jones. 487 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,170 She ran into traffic. Said the demon was chasing her. 488 00:20:15,211 --> 00:20:17,047 History of schizophrenia, but no violent crimes, 489 00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:19,507 so I'd rather not book her if I can avoid it. 490 00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:22,343 All right, Kaylee. Kaylee. 491 00:20:22,385 --> 00:20:23,845 I'm Ian. Where's the demon now? 492 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:24,971 He's coming! Please! 493 00:20:25,013 --> 00:20:26,305 Then we better keep you safe. 494 00:20:26,347 --> 00:20:27,598 I can do that, 495 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,142 but you have to trust me, Kaylee. 496 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,476 - Can you do that? - He's coming! 497 00:20:30,518 --> 00:20:32,228 I know. 498 00:20:32,269 --> 00:20:34,689 Demons have been after me before too. 499 00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:39,569 All right. 500 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,071 You just have to get to the ambulance, 501 00:20:41,112 --> 00:20:42,906 and then you're safe, all right, Kaylee? 502 00:20:42,947 --> 00:20:44,448 All right, you can do that, right? 503 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,325 - Mm-hmm. - Good, let's go. 504 00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:50,496 It's okay. 505 00:20:50,538 --> 00:20:51,414 It's all right. 506 00:20:51,455 --> 00:20:52,415 I'm here. 507 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:01,758 OMG, your bag is to die. 508 00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:03,093 Oh, thank you. 509 00:21:03,134 --> 00:21:04,552 It's a limited edition. 510 00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:05,762 Oh, clearly. 511 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:07,555 Is there anything I can help you with? 512 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:11,226 Um...well, Harry's only six months old, 513 00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:14,020 but she's already wearing clothes for 18 months. 514 00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:16,313 Do you have this cashmere sweater in a larger size? 515 00:21:16,355 --> 00:21:19,234 I think I do in the back. Love her name, by the way. 516 00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:20,151 It's so retro. 517 00:21:20,193 --> 00:21:21,027 Thank you. 518 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,622 ♪ Rousing music ♪ 519 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,506 I just want to know how long he's gonna stay. 520 00:21:42,548 --> 00:21:44,926 He kept roof over my head and borsch in my bowl 521 00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:47,344 until I was ten years old, ready to work on corner. 522 00:21:47,386 --> 00:21:48,596 For this, I owe him. 523 00:21:48,638 --> 00:21:50,389 I also owe him the money he spent 524 00:21:50,431 --> 00:21:51,808 to smuggle me into country. 525 00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:53,601 You owe him the money he paid smugglers 526 00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,603 so you could be a sex slave in america? 527 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:58,189 This is land of free, home of brave. 528 00:21:58,231 --> 00:22:01,109 And if he had not smuggled me, I would not have met you 529 00:22:01,151 --> 00:22:03,027 and become happy wedded thrupple bliss. 530 00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:04,570 - She's got a point. - Shut up, kev! 531 00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:06,363 I'm just saying, if I had a dad, 532 00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:07,698 I would forgive a lot too. 533 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,826 - You know what... - Enough! 534 00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:10,743 We strip now. 535 00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:12,495 Pimp, watch babies. 536 00:22:21,879 --> 00:22:23,089 Hi. 537 00:22:23,131 --> 00:22:25,925 Uh, sorry, but, uh... 538 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:27,302 Can you move your Van? 539 00:22:27,343 --> 00:22:28,886 I live right over there, 540 00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,221 and I have some little kids 541 00:22:30,263 --> 00:22:32,265 who are about to come out and play in the yard. 542 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,850 And? 543 00:22:33,891 --> 00:22:37,854 And, uh, your Van is very graphic. 544 00:22:37,895 --> 00:22:39,189 It's pornographic, really. 545 00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:41,316 Oh, thank you. Those are my wives. 546 00:22:41,356 --> 00:22:42,859 - Well, lucky you. - Mm-hmm. 547 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,862 Uh, my wife... I just have the one... 548 00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:47,280 Highly emotional woman. 549 00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,240 And if my five and seven-year-old sons 550 00:22:49,282 --> 00:22:51,284 are exposed to pornography for the first time 551 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,328 while playing in our yard... 552 00:22:53,368 --> 00:22:55,454 She's just likely to cry until I agree to move 553 00:22:55,496 --> 00:22:57,123 to an even more expensive neighborhood. 554 00:22:57,165 --> 00:22:58,499 Look, man, you tell your wife 555 00:22:58,541 --> 00:22:59,709 this is a legitimate business, 556 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,127 and under the 14th amendment, 557 00:23:01,169 --> 00:23:03,546 we have every right to exercise our right 558 00:23:03,587 --> 00:23:05,340 to free speech and show boobs. 559 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:08,343 The 14th amendment abolished slavery. 560 00:23:08,383 --> 00:23:09,969 God damn right it did. 561 00:23:10,011 --> 00:23:11,971 Good thing too, because one of my wives is black, 562 00:23:12,013 --> 00:23:13,181 and the other one was a slave. 563 00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:14,807 Dude, what the hell are you talking about? 564 00:23:14,849 --> 00:23:17,143 Oh, good, thanks a lot. Now you woke up my kids. 565 00:23:17,185 --> 00:23:19,937 - Look, all right? - Shh, shh, shh. 566 00:23:19,979 --> 00:23:21,272 Please. 567 00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,732 I'm begging you. 568 00:23:22,773 --> 00:23:25,276 Father to father. Husband to husband. 569 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:28,696 Oh, man. 570 00:23:31,699 --> 00:23:34,285 I'll pull the Van around the block. 571 00:23:34,327 --> 00:23:35,452 Hey, you, uh... 572 00:23:36,954 --> 00:23:39,498 Want a business card, just in case, uh... 573 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,876 Your wife goes out of town or something? 574 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:55,098 Please, I can't breathe. 575 00:23:55,139 --> 00:23:57,100 I will not let the demon near you, Kaylee. 576 00:23:57,141 --> 00:23:58,393 I promise. 577 00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,603 I can't move. Please undo them. 578 00:24:00,644 --> 00:24:03,231 I'm not supposed to do that. 579 00:24:03,273 --> 00:24:05,566 Please. Please. They're hurting me. 580 00:24:05,608 --> 00:24:07,693 It's gonna be okay. All right? 581 00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:10,154 You're okay. 582 00:24:10,196 --> 00:24:12,282 It hurts. 583 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,451 Ian! 584 00:24:18,621 --> 00:24:21,749 - She's gonna be okay. - It is not protocol. 585 00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:22,750 Please help me. 586 00:24:22,792 --> 00:24:24,835 Take a deep breath, Kaylee. 587 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:25,711 All right? 588 00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:30,174 - I'm gonna open them. - No, god damn it, Gallagher! 589 00:24:30,216 --> 00:24:31,466 She's fine, sue! 590 00:24:31,508 --> 00:24:32,802 - Watch the road, all right? - No... 591 00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:34,137 She's fine. You're all right, right? 592 00:24:34,178 --> 00:24:36,389 - Oh, yes, yes. - All right. 593 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:37,681 Yeah, look. You're okay. 594 00:24:37,723 --> 00:24:38,724 - Thank you. - Okay. 595 00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:39,725 Ian! 596 00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:40,810 See? She's fine. 597 00:24:40,851 --> 00:24:41,978 Jesus... 598 00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:43,187 Kaylee! 599 00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:47,942 Oh, my god. 600 00:24:52,738 --> 00:24:55,366 When is the last time someone ordered liver and onions? 601 00:24:55,408 --> 00:24:56,742 Just that old dude. 602 00:24:56,784 --> 00:24:58,493 Comes in Tuesdays for the early bird. 603 00:24:58,535 --> 00:25:00,413 Sorry, old dude. 604 00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,040 So you can spend money on this camel toe I'm forced to wear, 605 00:25:03,082 --> 00:25:05,042 but the liver and onions is just too much? 606 00:25:05,084 --> 00:25:06,085 Uniforms bring in business. 607 00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:07,462 Liver and onions don't. 608 00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:12,425 - Table for seven, please. - No, I'm sorry, I don't... 609 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:13,926 - Out! - There's a booth open. 610 00:25:13,968 --> 00:25:15,761 - Come on, kids. - Out. 611 00:25:15,803 --> 00:25:18,014 - Come on, kids...I got it. - Dad! Mommy! 612 00:25:18,055 --> 00:25:19,598 - Hey! - Aww! 613 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,100 She's not your mother, Liam. 614 00:25:21,142 --> 00:25:22,643 Water is thicker than blood these days. 615 00:25:22,685 --> 00:25:24,728 Yeah, and thanks to your influence, frank, 616 00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:26,730 Liam is no longer welcome at day care. 617 00:25:26,772 --> 00:25:29,484 He punched a kid in the balls and called him a gringo. 618 00:25:29,524 --> 00:25:30,818 Okay, son. Glad to hear it. 619 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:32,236 Give 'em hell. 620 00:25:32,278 --> 00:25:34,071 - What's your name? - It's... 621 00:25:34,113 --> 00:25:35,490 Uh, this is new Carl. 622 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:38,075 And that's new Ian and new lip, 623 00:25:38,117 --> 00:25:40,577 and this cute one right here is new Debbie. 624 00:25:40,619 --> 00:25:41,954 Can't I be new Dan? 625 00:25:41,996 --> 00:25:42,955 There's no Dan. 626 00:25:42,997 --> 00:25:44,374 I'm hungry. 627 00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:46,209 I'm sorry, but you can't eat here 628 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,044 unless somebody shows me some money. 629 00:25:48,085 --> 00:25:49,128 How about this? 630 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:50,796 Oh. Perfect. 631 00:25:50,838 --> 00:25:53,716 Mrs. Wilson. 632 00:25:53,757 --> 00:25:55,968 Let me just take care of that for you. 633 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,470 - Oh! - Ah, come on. 634 00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:59,680 You're a heartless little twat, aren't you? 635 00:25:59,722 --> 00:26:01,765 Almost positive I'm not. 636 00:26:01,807 --> 00:26:03,142 I got money. 637 00:26:03,184 --> 00:26:05,436 Took it all from teacher's purse. 638 00:26:05,478 --> 00:26:06,437 You what? 639 00:26:06,479 --> 00:26:08,314 Just like I taught you! 640 00:26:08,356 --> 00:26:10,274 Okay, can we get some food for my... 641 00:26:10,316 --> 00:26:11,650 - No, frank. - Hungry... 642 00:26:11,692 --> 00:26:13,152 - You all stink. - Formerly homeless... 643 00:26:13,194 --> 00:26:15,238 And six bucks won't even cover coffee. 644 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,571 Okay, kids. 645 00:26:16,613 --> 00:26:18,157 As we discussed. One, two, three, go. 646 00:26:20,117 --> 00:26:21,744 - We're starving! - She's gonna throw up. 647 00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:22,870 Where's the bathroom? 648 00:26:22,912 --> 00:26:24,247 We've been doing drugs. 649 00:26:24,288 --> 00:26:26,374 She's sick. So go throw up. 650 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:27,500 Um, okay. 651 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,878 Fine. Fine. Just shut up! 652 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,672 - There we go. - No, none for the adults. 653 00:26:33,714 --> 00:26:36,509 - Bitch. - You tell her, new Fiona. 654 00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:37,385 That's new Fiona? 655 00:26:39,262 --> 00:26:41,013 - If the bra fits... - Okay. 656 00:26:41,055 --> 00:26:43,433 Out, or I swear to god, I'm gonna call the cops. 657 00:26:43,474 --> 00:26:44,934 You wouldn't. 658 00:26:44,975 --> 00:26:47,770 - Here I go. - Wait. 659 00:26:47,811 --> 00:26:50,481 - You'd call the cops? - Uh-huh. 660 00:26:50,523 --> 00:26:52,108 What kind of a Gallagher are you? 661 00:26:52,149 --> 00:26:53,443 I'm not a Gallagher. 662 00:26:53,484 --> 00:26:56,487 You disowned me, remember? 663 00:26:56,529 --> 00:26:58,739 You just keep ripping my bones out, don't you? 664 00:26:58,781 --> 00:27:00,615 Out. 665 00:27:00,657 --> 00:27:02,201 Come on, kids. 666 00:27:02,243 --> 00:27:03,786 Leave it. 667 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:08,416 Hello? 668 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,878 Ian what? Where? 669 00:27:15,548 --> 00:27:17,133 Oh, shit. 670 00:27:19,051 --> 00:27:20,595 Yeah. 671 00:27:20,635 --> 00:27:21,762 Yeah, I'll be there. 672 00:27:23,973 --> 00:27:25,433 Sierra. I got a situation. 673 00:27:25,475 --> 00:27:26,976 Can I borrow your car? 674 00:27:27,017 --> 00:27:29,186 - Yeah. - I'm leaving you in charge. 675 00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:30,605 Text me if there's a problem, 676 00:27:30,645 --> 00:27:32,148 and I'll talk you through it, okay? 677 00:27:32,189 --> 00:27:35,109 Uh, are the asses in the window gonna be a problem? 678 00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:38,070 Oh, Jesus. 679 00:27:38,112 --> 00:27:40,114 ♪ Rock music ♪ 680 00:27:40,156 --> 00:27:41,949 Cops are on their way, frank. 681 00:27:41,991 --> 00:27:44,827 Guess I'll be adding public nudity to my complaint. 682 00:27:44,868 --> 00:27:46,454 Traitor! 683 00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:49,415 Who do I got to blow to get a meal around here? 684 00:27:49,457 --> 00:27:51,834 You don't need to blow anyone. 685 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,002 Listen... 686 00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:56,713 Ask... 687 00:27:56,755 --> 00:27:58,090 And daddy frank will provide. 688 00:27:58,132 --> 00:27:59,425 - Follow me. - Where? 689 00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:03,762 To the best free chocolate chip cookie 690 00:28:03,804 --> 00:28:05,139 in the upper midwest. 691 00:28:05,181 --> 00:28:06,474 Come on. 692 00:28:08,725 --> 00:28:10,186 In Russia, family is family. 693 00:28:10,227 --> 00:28:11,562 We aren't used to parents 694 00:28:11,604 --> 00:28:13,063 seeing their children as sex objects. 695 00:28:13,105 --> 00:28:15,065 Oh, your husband fucked your mother to make babies. 696 00:28:15,107 --> 00:28:16,609 You want to ride on high horse? 697 00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:17,901 I have two daughters. 698 00:28:17,943 --> 00:28:19,153 You don't see how that might worry me? 699 00:28:19,195 --> 00:28:20,571 He will not be interested in baby girls 700 00:28:20,613 --> 00:28:22,198 until they reach at least ten years old. 701 00:28:22,239 --> 00:28:23,533 You don't see how that's disturbing? 702 00:28:23,574 --> 00:28:25,159 - Oh! - Put your boobs away fast. 703 00:28:25,201 --> 00:28:25,993 Babies are in the truck. 704 00:28:26,035 --> 00:28:27,453 We're not done. 705 00:28:27,495 --> 00:28:29,288 No, I know, but it turns out we can make way more money 706 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:31,248 by driving the truck around and just parking it. 707 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,166 Come on. 708 00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:33,334 Oh, sir, no, uh, charge 709 00:28:33,376 --> 00:28:34,751 for lack of completion. 710 00:28:39,798 --> 00:28:44,053 ♪ Ooh ♪ 711 00:28:44,094 --> 00:28:48,098 ♪ ah, ooh ♪ 712 00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,016 ♪ ah ♪ 713 00:28:50,518 --> 00:28:52,687 Help yourself to a cookie and have a look around. 714 00:28:52,728 --> 00:28:54,146 Take all the time you need. 715 00:28:54,188 --> 00:28:55,565 I'm here to answer any questions you may have. 716 00:28:55,606 --> 00:28:56,899 Hey, kids, you heard her! 717 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,317 - Help yourselves! - Frank Gallagher. 718 00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:00,194 You working with a realtor this time, 719 00:29:00,236 --> 00:29:01,654 or you just here for the baked goods? 720 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,406 No, I'm my own salesman, 721 00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:05,324 so no need of a real estate agent, 722 00:29:05,366 --> 00:29:07,577 but thanks for asking, sylvie. 723 00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:09,745 She's a shark, this one. 724 00:29:09,786 --> 00:29:11,330 I hope you know how to negotiate. 725 00:29:13,082 --> 00:29:14,667 Mmm, too bad you're not as good a realtor 726 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,001 as you are a baker. 727 00:29:16,043 --> 00:29:18,212 You've got your cookies. On your way now. 728 00:29:18,254 --> 00:29:20,005 Let me just show you the master bathroom. 729 00:29:20,047 --> 00:29:21,424 Oh, oh, oh. 730 00:29:21,465 --> 00:29:23,467 Make sure you show them where Mrs. Kevitz died. 731 00:29:23,509 --> 00:29:25,302 How long was it before they found her? 732 00:29:25,344 --> 00:29:26,136 A week? Two? Oh. 733 00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:27,555 It was months ago. 734 00:29:27,597 --> 00:29:29,806 She died of old age, peacefully, at home, in bed. 735 00:29:29,848 --> 00:29:31,601 It's what we all wish for, isn't it? 736 00:29:31,642 --> 00:29:33,977 It's...it's hard to believe that you got the smell out. 737 00:29:34,019 --> 00:29:35,938 It must've been a lot of air freshener. 738 00:29:35,979 --> 00:29:37,189 Her nephew lives overseas. 739 00:29:37,231 --> 00:29:38,815 Very motivated to sell. 740 00:29:38,857 --> 00:29:40,025 So, the master bathroom. 741 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:41,277 It needs a little work, 742 00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:44,113 but there's lots of potential there. 743 00:29:44,154 --> 00:29:45,906 - Nice to meet you two. - Mm-hmm. 744 00:29:48,576 --> 00:29:51,245 Is this gonna be our new house, daddy frank? 745 00:29:51,287 --> 00:29:52,788 Ha-ha. 746 00:29:54,498 --> 00:29:57,251 You know, new Debbie, that's not a bad idea. 747 00:29:59,044 --> 00:30:00,837 - I get the biggest bedroom! - Dibs on the shower! 748 00:30:00,879 --> 00:30:02,673 What? Hey. 749 00:30:05,384 --> 00:30:07,637 What do you think, moni? 750 00:30:07,678 --> 00:30:10,640 Home sweet homeless shelter. 751 00:30:10,681 --> 00:30:12,349 Yeah? 752 00:30:16,019 --> 00:30:17,563 Fuck me, I need a break. 753 00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:18,939 Only break for you 754 00:30:18,981 --> 00:30:21,191 is the record you're about to break, brah! 755 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:23,902 Whoo! 756 00:30:27,698 --> 00:30:29,659 Hey, uh, let's replenish his food, all right? 757 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,410 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. 758 00:30:34,288 --> 00:30:36,081 Hey. 759 00:30:36,123 --> 00:30:37,667 Hey, what the hell, man? 760 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,168 I'm not a fuckin' slave. 761 00:30:39,209 --> 00:30:40,961 Okay, I'm supposed to be learning something. 762 00:30:41,003 --> 00:30:43,464 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 763 00:30:43,506 --> 00:30:44,298 All right, listen. 764 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,966 I have a rhodes scholar, 765 00:30:46,008 --> 00:30:47,968 an mit valedictorian, 766 00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:49,512 and a chick with a great ass 767 00:30:49,553 --> 00:30:51,096 and a master's degree from carnegie mellon 768 00:30:51,138 --> 00:30:54,016 who all want this internship. 769 00:30:54,057 --> 00:30:55,601 The only reason you're here 770 00:30:55,643 --> 00:30:57,812 is because youens let me take my particle physics final 771 00:30:57,853 --> 00:31:00,063 after I slept through it the first time. 772 00:31:00,105 --> 00:31:03,442 Now, your attitude sucks. 773 00:31:03,484 --> 00:31:06,320 And I am this close to using whatever little power I have 774 00:31:06,362 --> 00:31:09,490 in this position to get rid of you. 775 00:31:09,532 --> 00:31:11,367 Do you want that? 776 00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:15,245 Just think about it. 777 00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:23,420 ♪ Dramatic rock music ♪ 778 00:31:28,467 --> 00:31:30,511 Hey! Shoes off the bed! 779 00:31:31,721 --> 00:31:32,555 Get dressed! 780 00:31:34,181 --> 00:31:37,100 You've had your fun, frank. Now, get out! 781 00:31:37,142 --> 00:31:40,020 I'm afraid you're gonna have to be the one to leave, sylvie. 782 00:31:40,062 --> 00:31:41,438 I got a lease. 783 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,649 I went behind your back and contacted the owner. 784 00:31:43,691 --> 00:31:45,776 No, you most certainly did not. 785 00:31:45,818 --> 00:31:47,903 - Prove it. - You prove it. 786 00:31:47,944 --> 00:31:50,447 One year with an option to buy. 787 00:31:50,489 --> 00:31:52,074 You can't smoke in here. 788 00:31:52,115 --> 00:31:54,159 Oh, come on. 789 00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:56,579 Hey, kids! 790 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:59,498 I need you to show miss sylvie the door. 791 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:01,751 You sick bastard. 792 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:03,836 Using these kids for your own selfish... 793 00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:04,837 Ow! 794 00:32:06,922 --> 00:32:09,675 I'll be back! With the police! 795 00:32:09,717 --> 00:32:11,218 You stay here with the kids. 796 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:13,136 Don't leave, no matter what. 797 00:32:13,178 --> 00:32:14,555 - Don't leave. - Okay, okay, okay. 798 00:32:14,597 --> 00:32:15,639 I'll be back. 799 00:32:15,681 --> 00:32:17,266 Where you going, daddy frank? 800 00:32:17,307 --> 00:32:20,310 There's power in numbers, new and improved gallaghers. 801 00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:22,312 Lock the door behind me. 802 00:32:22,354 --> 00:32:25,733 Use force to hold our position, if necessary. 803 00:32:25,775 --> 00:32:26,942 Mm. 804 00:32:28,026 --> 00:32:30,654 Please. Please. 805 00:32:30,696 --> 00:32:31,655 One, two... 806 00:32:33,407 --> 00:32:35,534 I'm sorry. It was a judgment call. 807 00:32:35,576 --> 00:32:39,455 You took the restraints off a schizophrenic en route? 808 00:32:39,496 --> 00:32:41,164 You are lucky she isn't dead. 809 00:32:41,206 --> 00:32:42,499 It was a mistake. 810 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:43,584 I won't make it again. 811 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,128 You sure as shit won't. 812 00:32:46,169 --> 00:32:49,506 I'm gonna cover for your ass this time. 813 00:32:49,548 --> 00:32:52,468 - But I need you to watch this. - Rita, I'm taking my meds. 814 00:32:52,509 --> 00:32:54,637 You want to keep your job, Gallagher? 815 00:32:54,678 --> 00:32:57,306 Shut up and watch this. 816 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:02,645 Ian, if Rita's telling you to go home, 817 00:33:02,686 --> 00:33:04,605 you need to listen. 818 00:33:04,647 --> 00:33:07,107 Even if it seems unfair. Even if you're feeling great. 819 00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:09,318 You made a promise to Rita that no matter what, 820 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:10,861 if she thinks you're off your game, 821 00:33:10,903 --> 00:33:12,613 you're gonna go home, so go. 822 00:33:12,655 --> 00:33:14,281 Right now. Don't fight her. 823 00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:15,950 I'm serious. Just go. 824 00:33:15,991 --> 00:33:18,368 All right? Go! 825 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:21,371 Come on, Ian. I'll drive you home. 826 00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:22,873 What are you doing here? 827 00:33:22,915 --> 00:33:24,082 She's your emergency contact. 828 00:33:24,124 --> 00:33:25,459 Well, I'm not having an emergency! 829 00:33:25,501 --> 00:33:26,543 I disagree. 830 00:33:26,585 --> 00:33:29,296 Rita, I'm not manic, okay? 831 00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:32,424 You drove way too fast on the way. 832 00:33:32,466 --> 00:33:34,384 You scrubbed the rig three hours before work. 833 00:33:34,426 --> 00:33:36,428 Woody had just cleaned it last night. 834 00:33:39,014 --> 00:33:42,267 You were making breakfast in the middle of the night, Ian. 835 00:33:42,309 --> 00:33:43,769 Your meds can go out of balance 836 00:33:43,811 --> 00:33:45,187 when you go through a high-stress thing 837 00:33:45,228 --> 00:33:46,897 like a break-up. 838 00:33:46,939 --> 00:33:49,859 Just take the week off and... And go to a doctor. 839 00:33:57,616 --> 00:33:58,868 - Okay. - Good. 840 00:34:00,786 --> 00:34:03,747 ♪ Mellow rock music ♪ 841 00:34:10,796 --> 00:34:12,297 Do you need any other sizes? 842 00:34:12,339 --> 00:34:15,592 Um, yeah, I'd love to see the, um, jeans 843 00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:17,845 and, uh, pink sweater in the next size up, please. 844 00:34:17,887 --> 00:34:19,429 Still working on losing the baby weight. 845 00:34:19,471 --> 00:34:21,598 Oh, I know. It's just the worst. 846 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,183 Take your time. I'll be right back. 847 00:34:23,225 --> 00:34:24,184 Thank you. 848 00:34:36,279 --> 00:34:37,823 Been texting you. 849 00:34:37,865 --> 00:34:39,491 Jeez, Carl. You scared me. 850 00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:41,744 Yeah, well, your pops tried to kill me this morning. 851 00:34:41,785 --> 00:34:43,286 Yeah? Probably best to avoid him. 852 00:34:43,328 --> 00:34:45,163 I'm so sorry. 853 00:34:45,205 --> 00:34:47,165 I don't know how I possibly could've gotten gonorrhea. 854 00:34:47,207 --> 00:34:48,918 You better get out of here. 855 00:34:48,959 --> 00:34:50,669 - My dad'll be home soon. - Wait, so that's it? 856 00:34:50,711 --> 00:34:52,671 You're just gonna ride off on the bike I bought you? 857 00:34:52,713 --> 00:34:54,631 I cut the tip of my dick off for you. 858 00:34:57,426 --> 00:34:59,344 Dom! I love you! 859 00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:11,147 Yeah? 860 00:35:19,865 --> 00:35:23,577 Hey, your little pixie tribe's in there trashing the place. 861 00:35:23,619 --> 00:35:26,162 Total shit show. 862 00:35:26,204 --> 00:35:27,581 Ma'am, I understand. 863 00:35:27,623 --> 00:35:28,582 I'm gonna get you your right order. 864 00:35:28,624 --> 00:35:29,583 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 865 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:30,876 What...what's going on? 866 00:35:30,918 --> 00:35:32,086 - I... - This has mold in it. 867 00:35:32,127 --> 00:35:33,963 Ow! 868 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:35,130 Okay, stop. 869 00:35:35,171 --> 00:35:36,632 - Burn. - Stop, stop, stop. 870 00:35:36,673 --> 00:35:37,841 - What's happening? - Johnny walked out. 871 00:35:37,883 --> 00:35:39,134 We couldn't reach you, 872 00:35:39,175 --> 00:35:40,427 and we tried calling that guy Chad, 873 00:35:40,469 --> 00:35:41,804 but he doesn't pick up his phone. 874 00:35:41,845 --> 00:35:43,263 Okay, oh, fuck. Okay, go...Go back to the floor, 875 00:35:43,305 --> 00:35:44,681 and I'll handle this. 876 00:35:44,723 --> 00:35:46,391 Uh, offer free drinks, and tell everyone 877 00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:47,977 we're just doing the cold menu right now. 878 00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:49,436 Salads and sandwiches. 879 00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:50,687 Salads and sandwiches. 880 00:35:51,772 --> 00:35:52,982 What's going on? 881 00:35:53,023 --> 00:35:55,358 Uh, I had a... Uh, the cook quit 882 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,360 in the middle of the lunch rush, but I'm handling it. 883 00:35:57,402 --> 00:35:58,779 Adam, hi. 884 00:35:58,821 --> 00:36:00,614 Uh, I need you to come in right now. 885 00:36:00,656 --> 00:36:02,365 I'm saying pretty please. 886 00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:03,742 Okay, thanks. 887 00:36:07,412 --> 00:36:08,664 Chad, you want to help? 888 00:36:08,705 --> 00:36:10,833 Grab an apron. Start making a blt. 889 00:36:10,874 --> 00:36:14,711 Otherwise, get out of my way, and you can yell at me later. 890 00:36:16,338 --> 00:36:19,299 ♪ Intense percussive music ♪ 891 00:36:35,315 --> 00:36:36,566 You're leaving? 892 00:36:36,608 --> 00:36:38,401 Uh, yeah. Sorry, nothing fit. 893 00:36:38,443 --> 00:36:39,235 Bummer. 894 00:36:39,277 --> 00:36:40,403 Well, could I tempt you 895 00:36:40,445 --> 00:36:41,947 with this new white-gold baby cuff? 896 00:36:41,989 --> 00:36:43,281 Just got it in this weekend. 897 00:36:43,323 --> 00:36:44,407 Cute, uh, maybe next week... 898 00:36:44,449 --> 00:36:45,742 Could you have taken any longer? 899 00:36:45,784 --> 00:36:46,660 That's her. She's stealing. 900 00:36:46,702 --> 00:36:48,037 What? 901 00:36:48,078 --> 00:36:49,329 I'm not stupid like your baby's name. 902 00:36:50,956 --> 00:36:51,957 I'm saying if you're in over your head... 903 00:36:51,999 --> 00:36:53,792 I'm not. 904 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,794 You can't leave the diner unattended during busy hours. 905 00:36:55,836 --> 00:36:56,670 I understand. 906 00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:57,796 Look, I need assurance 907 00:36:57,838 --> 00:36:59,339 that this will never happen again. 908 00:36:59,381 --> 00:37:01,216 Look, I have to take shit every day, all day, 909 00:37:01,257 --> 00:37:03,635 from a high-school dropout who could buy and sell me, 910 00:37:03,677 --> 00:37:05,054 'cause that's my job. 911 00:37:05,095 --> 00:37:07,056 I don't have time to also do yours. 912 00:37:07,097 --> 00:37:08,807 Margo's a high-school dropout? 913 00:37:08,849 --> 00:37:11,060 That is so not my point. 914 00:37:11,101 --> 00:37:12,978 Sorry that I wasted your time. 915 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:14,604 It won't happen again. 916 00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:15,856 Do better. 917 00:37:30,996 --> 00:37:32,081 Hello? 918 00:37:33,874 --> 00:37:36,085 You have got to be kidding me. 919 00:37:36,126 --> 00:37:37,127 No. 920 00:37:37,169 --> 00:37:39,088 No, I-I cannot come right now. 921 00:37:40,296 --> 00:37:42,674 No, no, don't call the police. 922 00:37:46,053 --> 00:37:47,971 Uh, yes, I'll be right there. 923 00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:56,230 The container store! 924 00:37:57,981 --> 00:37:59,858 They're closing this shelter, shutting it down, 925 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,484 not even bothering to replace it, 926 00:38:01,526 --> 00:38:05,822 so they can bring in a... The container store! 927 00:38:05,864 --> 00:38:09,243 A whole building that used to house human beings 928 00:38:09,284 --> 00:38:11,453 will now be dedicated to selling things to people 929 00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:13,205 who own so much stuff, 930 00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:15,415 they can't contain it themselves, 931 00:38:15,457 --> 00:38:17,751 so they need the help of a store. 932 00:38:17,793 --> 00:38:20,045 Well, I, for one, 933 00:38:20,087 --> 00:38:21,337 am not waiting for them to 934 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,339 close this shelter at the end of the week, 935 00:38:23,381 --> 00:38:26,802 and I am not wandering on foot for 20 miles 936 00:38:26,843 --> 00:38:29,138 to find my way to another shit hole 937 00:38:29,179 --> 00:38:31,974 that they'll close next week to open a box store 938 00:38:32,015 --> 00:38:34,684 or um...A paper store, 939 00:38:34,726 --> 00:38:37,771 a bag store, or a goddamn pet store! 940 00:38:39,106 --> 00:38:40,857 Because animals are more important 941 00:38:40,899 --> 00:38:44,694 in this country than homeless human beings! 942 00:38:44,736 --> 00:38:49,032 Well, I'm not waiting, and I'm not wandering. 943 00:38:49,074 --> 00:38:51,660 I have found a new place to lay my head. 944 00:38:51,701 --> 00:38:54,537 It's warm, it's dry, and it's local, 945 00:38:54,579 --> 00:38:58,708 and I invite you all to join me there right now! 946 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,961 Right now! 947 00:39:01,003 --> 00:39:02,296 Right now! 948 00:39:02,337 --> 00:39:03,630 Let's go. Right now. 949 00:39:03,672 --> 00:39:05,674 Yes! 950 00:39:05,715 --> 00:39:09,427 But first, everybody grab a cot. 951 00:39:21,273 --> 00:39:22,649 I'm here. 952 00:39:24,484 --> 00:39:26,028 She's sorry. 953 00:39:26,069 --> 00:39:27,112 Let's go, debs. 954 00:39:27,154 --> 00:39:28,488 Uh, not so fast. 955 00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:30,073 She was shoplifting, 956 00:39:30,115 --> 00:39:31,867 so unless you're able to pay for everything 957 00:39:31,908 --> 00:39:33,243 that she was taking, then I... 958 00:39:33,285 --> 00:39:36,746 - How much? - $2,423.82. 959 00:39:36,788 --> 00:39:39,415 - In baby clothes? - And mommy clothes. 960 00:39:39,457 --> 00:39:41,626 And if you're not gonna pay, I'm calling the police. 961 00:39:41,668 --> 00:39:42,794 Don't call the police. 962 00:39:45,839 --> 00:39:47,966 She...she wasn't shoplifting. 963 00:39:48,008 --> 00:39:50,010 She just forgot to pay. 964 00:39:50,052 --> 00:39:51,594 She...she does that sometimes. 965 00:39:51,636 --> 00:39:52,846 She forgets things. 966 00:39:54,556 --> 00:39:56,599 It's a symptom of her low IQ. 967 00:39:56,641 --> 00:39:57,976 Fiona! 968 00:39:59,186 --> 00:40:00,729 She's retarded? 969 00:40:02,438 --> 00:40:04,649 That's a...That's a deeply offensive word. 970 00:40:04,691 --> 00:40:07,069 That's right, debs. You tell her. 971 00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:08,570 Sorry again for the trouble. 972 00:40:08,611 --> 00:40:09,863 We're leaving. 973 00:40:26,796 --> 00:40:29,299 - You okay, man? - Yeah, fine. 974 00:40:29,341 --> 00:40:30,884 It's just, you opened that same cabinet, 975 00:40:30,926 --> 00:40:31,718 like, three times. 976 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,178 I'm thirsty. 977 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,971 So you just try the fridge. Second shelf. 978 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:49,403 So what happened at work today? 979 00:40:49,444 --> 00:40:51,738 They sent me home. 980 00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,365 I'm fine, you know, 981 00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:55,367 but 'cause I have a history of mental illness, 982 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:56,910 they send me home when I make one mistake. 983 00:40:56,952 --> 00:40:58,787 Okay. I get it. 984 00:40:58,828 --> 00:41:00,289 No, you don't. 985 00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:02,791 What, I don't get how shitty Gallagher genes are? 986 00:41:02,832 --> 00:41:04,126 I have to set a timer 987 00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,919 every time I want to have a beer. 988 00:41:05,961 --> 00:41:07,921 Frank's genes might not be quite as bad as Monica's, but... 989 00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:09,172 But they suck. 990 00:41:09,214 --> 00:41:10,465 Yeah. 991 00:41:10,506 --> 00:41:12,842 Yeah, man. They fucking do. 992 00:41:16,763 --> 00:41:18,932 I haven't slept in a couple nights, 993 00:41:18,974 --> 00:41:22,394 and it's not 'cause Caleb's been texting. 994 00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:23,728 I don't feel manic, 995 00:41:23,770 --> 00:41:25,688 but I never feel it when I'm manic. 996 00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:28,817 I just feel fine or great 997 00:41:28,858 --> 00:41:29,985 until obviously I'm not 998 00:41:30,026 --> 00:41:31,778 'cause I did something crazy. 999 00:41:35,490 --> 00:41:39,035 When you feel like your meds might be, like, out of balance, 1000 00:41:39,077 --> 00:41:40,370 what are you supposed to do? 1001 00:41:40,412 --> 00:41:42,164 Up my downers. Sleep it off. 1002 00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:44,207 See the shrink as soon as possible. 1003 00:41:44,249 --> 00:41:45,792 All right, then, you do that. 1004 00:41:48,753 --> 00:41:50,588 I don't want to. 1005 00:41:55,635 --> 00:41:57,179 Yeah, I know. 1006 00:41:59,264 --> 00:42:01,433 You know, I didn't want to go to fucking rehab, 1007 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:02,600 but I did it. 1008 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,106 You know, and if I was gonna bare my soul to you, 1009 00:42:08,148 --> 00:42:11,526 which I'm not, but if I was... 1010 00:42:13,278 --> 00:42:16,031 You know, I might admit that I wish 1011 00:42:16,072 --> 00:42:17,991 I had done it a lot sooner. 1012 00:42:19,993 --> 00:42:22,078 You know, like, uh, 1013 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,374 before I got kicked out of college 1014 00:42:25,415 --> 00:42:27,876 and ruined my whole fucking future. 1015 00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:44,976 Yeah. 1016 00:42:46,228 --> 00:42:47,479 How do you say sorry to a girl you gave 1017 00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:48,855 a disease that could kill her? 1018 00:42:48,897 --> 00:42:51,066 - Flowers? - You...You gave a girl what? 1019 00:42:51,107 --> 00:42:52,275 Gonorrhea. 1020 00:42:52,317 --> 00:42:54,486 Ah, shit. You get antibiotics? 1021 00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:57,155 No, I tested negative, so I don't need 'em. 1022 00:42:59,408 --> 00:43:01,368 O-Okay, but dom, she tested positive? 1023 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:02,744 Mm-hmm. 1024 00:43:05,997 --> 00:43:08,833 Uh...look buddy, 1025 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,919 if...if you don't have it, 1026 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,713 there's no way that you could've given it to her. 1027 00:43:15,215 --> 00:43:16,591 I couldn't? 1028 00:43:16,632 --> 00:43:20,595 No, but it means she, uh, got it from... 1029 00:43:20,636 --> 00:43:21,513 Somewhere else. 1030 00:43:22,638 --> 00:43:23,973 Like from a toilet seat? 1031 00:43:24,015 --> 00:43:26,184 Uh... 1032 00:43:26,226 --> 00:43:28,978 No, no. 1033 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:30,564 More like, um... 1034 00:43:32,899 --> 00:43:34,692 Another guy's dick. 1035 00:43:36,278 --> 00:43:37,779 I was just trying to be a good mom, Fiona. 1036 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:39,697 You are so lucky that they called me 1037 00:43:39,739 --> 00:43:41,032 and not the police. 1038 00:43:41,074 --> 00:43:43,034 I mean, you realize they can take Harry away 1039 00:43:43,076 --> 00:43:44,077 if you get arrested. 1040 00:43:44,119 --> 00:43:45,579 They could also take her away 1041 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,122 if they think I'm special needs, Fiona. 1042 00:43:47,163 --> 00:43:48,331 Wait, whoa...Whoa, what happened? 1043 00:43:48,373 --> 00:43:50,125 She was shoplifting. You believe that? 1044 00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:51,460 Fuckin' Prada diapers. 1045 00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:53,211 Huh. My money was on stripping. 1046 00:43:53,253 --> 00:43:55,755 I was gonna sell them for money to pay jolayemi. 1047 00:43:55,797 --> 00:43:57,549 I-I just wanted to get sleep at night 1048 00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,134 so I could be a good mom. 1049 00:43:59,175 --> 00:44:01,177 Good moms stick around, 1050 00:44:01,219 --> 00:44:03,012 and going to jail would drastically affect 1051 00:44:03,054 --> 00:44:04,806 your ability to do that. 1052 00:44:07,267 --> 00:44:09,018 You really think I was making money stripping? 1053 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,979 Don't get any ideas. 1054 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,147 Where you going now? 1055 00:44:12,188 --> 00:44:14,149 I have a job. And so do you. 1056 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:15,942 Aren't you supposed to be washing dishes tonight? 1057 00:44:15,984 --> 00:44:18,445 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. 1058 00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:22,407 Oh, my god. 1059 00:44:22,449 --> 00:44:24,493 What have you done? 1060 00:44:24,534 --> 00:44:27,162 Okay, easy, easy, easy. 1061 00:44:27,203 --> 00:44:28,371 Papa frank's got this. 1062 00:44:28,413 --> 00:44:30,123 Calm down. 1063 00:44:30,165 --> 00:44:32,959 Uh, they're closing the homeless shelter on winslow, 1064 00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:34,628 so we decided to move in here. 1065 00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:37,088 Sir, who gave you permission to occupy these premises? 1066 00:44:37,130 --> 00:44:38,881 Uh, the statue of Liberty when she said, 1067 00:44:38,923 --> 00:44:41,468 "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." 1068 00:44:41,510 --> 00:44:44,262 Jesus Christ when he washed the feet of the homeless 1069 00:44:44,304 --> 00:44:45,888 and also shared with them his wine. 1070 00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:49,725 And finally, uh, the owner of this residence. 1071 00:44:49,767 --> 00:44:51,227 That's a lie. They're trespassing. 1072 00:44:51,269 --> 00:44:52,728 Where is the owner? 1073 00:44:52,770 --> 00:44:54,230 He's on a Norwegian cruise at the moment, but... 1074 00:44:54,272 --> 00:44:55,689 I didn't have any trouble reaching him 1075 00:44:55,731 --> 00:44:56,858 just a little while ago. 1076 00:44:56,899 --> 00:44:58,818 How would you even have his number? 1077 00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:01,029 I've lived in this neighborhood for I don't know how long. 1078 00:45:01,070 --> 00:45:03,114 I was very close with the old aunt. 1079 00:45:03,156 --> 00:45:04,533 She gave me the number a long time ago, 1080 00:45:04,574 --> 00:45:05,617 in case of emergency. 1081 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:06,660 What's his name then? 1082 00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:08,578 If you don't know that, 1083 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:09,871 I'm not going to tell... 1084 00:45:09,912 --> 00:45:11,831 Oh, sylvie. 1085 00:45:11,873 --> 00:45:14,209 Sylvie has trouble letting go, officer. 1086 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,169 She always has. 1087 00:45:17,962 --> 00:45:19,548 I'm sorry, lady, but I think 1088 00:45:19,589 --> 00:45:20,882 this is one for the courts. 1089 00:45:20,923 --> 00:45:22,217 You must be joking. 1090 00:45:22,258 --> 00:45:24,052 - This man is... - I know who he is. 1091 00:45:24,093 --> 00:45:26,054 And I know he's probably lying. 1092 00:45:26,095 --> 00:45:27,639 But I'm not about to arrest 1093 00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:29,349 a couple of dozen homeless people and their kids 1094 00:45:29,391 --> 00:45:30,975 when it's your word against his. 1095 00:45:31,017 --> 00:45:32,310 If you can get the owner on the phone... 1096 00:45:32,352 --> 00:45:33,603 I told you I can't. 1097 00:45:33,645 --> 00:45:35,522 Thank you for your service. 1098 00:45:35,564 --> 00:45:37,023 And thank you for your protection. 1099 00:45:37,065 --> 00:45:39,442 You be careful out there, okay? 1100 00:45:39,484 --> 00:45:40,734 Promise? 1101 00:45:40,776 --> 00:45:42,696 Thanks for dropping by, okay? 1102 00:45:43,821 --> 00:45:44,906 Thank you. 1103 00:45:50,245 --> 00:45:51,496 When's dinner? 1104 00:46:01,839 --> 00:46:03,216 What the fuck? 1105 00:46:03,258 --> 00:46:06,219 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1106 00:46:15,478 --> 00:46:17,647 ♪ It's not the same not the same ♪ 1107 00:46:17,689 --> 00:46:20,191 ♪ not the same old way yeah ♪ 1108 00:46:20,233 --> 00:46:24,820 ♪ you used to ignore but you moved from the summer yeah ♪ 1109 00:46:24,862 --> 00:46:29,075 ♪ I know there's something in the soul of a vulture's mouth ♪ 1110 00:46:29,117 --> 00:46:33,329 ♪ inside the glove is the hand that'll take you out ♪ 1111 00:46:33,371 --> 00:46:35,164 ♪ you have been sold and bought ♪ 1112 00:46:35,206 --> 00:46:37,709 ♪ lost in a Chinese market ♪ 1113 00:46:37,751 --> 00:46:40,920 ♪ in the year of the cock with a rodent ♪ 1114 00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:42,838 ♪ swearin' to your cause ♪ 1115 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,841 ♪ I don't think you're a martyr hey ♪ 1116 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,778 ♪ I know it's right ♪ 1117 00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:06,738 ♪ I know it's cold ♪ 1118 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:10,950 ♪ I know it's closer to you my love ♪ 1119 00:47:10,992 --> 00:47:12,952 ♪ I know it's right ♪ 1120 00:47:12,994 --> 00:47:15,079 ♪ I know it's cold ♪ 1121 00:47:15,121 --> 00:47:18,750 ♪ I know it's closer to you my love ♪ 1122 00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:21,919 ♪ and I'd hate for you ♪ 1123 00:47:21,961 --> 00:47:24,673 ♪ to turn me around ♪ 1124 00:47:44,108 --> 00:47:45,318 Daddy frank? 1125 00:47:53,284 --> 00:47:54,661 Can I help you? 1126 00:47:54,703 --> 00:47:58,623 Sweet sister, I surely hope you can. 1127 00:48:04,086 --> 00:48:05,505 Mm-hmm? 1128 00:48:07,006 --> 00:48:08,508 Hey, fi. 1129 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:09,883 Uh, there's only a couple stragglers left. 1130 00:48:09,925 --> 00:48:11,594 Cool for me to clock out? 1131 00:48:11,636 --> 00:48:13,555 You know the woman who owns this place 1132 00:48:13,596 --> 00:48:15,056 dropped out of high school, 1133 00:48:15,097 --> 00:48:18,059 and now she owns, like, half the south side 1134 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:20,729 and a whole neighborhood in Indianapolis? 1135 00:48:20,770 --> 00:48:23,981 Jesus. She must've worked her ass off, huh? 1136 00:48:24,023 --> 00:48:24,982 Never got married. 1137 00:48:25,024 --> 00:48:26,275 Never had kids. 1138 00:48:26,317 --> 00:48:27,652 Paid her dues. 1139 00:48:27,694 --> 00:48:29,195 Invested her money. 1140 00:48:29,237 --> 00:48:31,698 Leveraged it, whatever the fuck that means. 1141 00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,533 Holy shit. 1142 00:48:33,575 --> 00:48:35,493 She's worth 300 million? 1143 00:48:35,535 --> 00:48:36,910 Yeah. 1144 00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:44,669 So it's cool if I go? 1145 00:48:44,711 --> 00:48:45,961 Mm-hmm. 1146 00:49:11,153 --> 00:49:12,946 It wasn't me, okay? I'm clean. 1147 00:49:17,827 --> 00:49:20,496 What is this? Where is she? 1148 00:49:20,538 --> 00:49:22,123 She's supposed to be at latisha's. 1149 00:49:22,164 --> 00:49:25,042 Unless latisha's the name of a college, she's not. 1150 00:49:26,753 --> 00:49:29,088 Are those Greek letters on that motherfuckin' house? 1151 00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:33,342 Do you remember where this place is? 1152 00:49:33,384 --> 00:49:34,928 Yeah. 1153 00:49:34,968 --> 00:49:36,095 Come on. 1154 00:49:36,137 --> 00:49:39,098 ♪ Dramatic rock music ♪ 1155 00:50:13,257 --> 00:50:15,301 Yo, does anybody need a coffee? 1156 00:50:15,343 --> 00:50:16,344 Beer? 1157 00:50:16,385 --> 00:50:17,762 - Beer. - Beer. 1158 00:50:17,804 --> 00:50:18,763 Right. 1159 00:50:30,107 --> 00:50:33,319 - Is there gonna be gunfire? - I sure as shit hope so. 1160 00:50:34,529 --> 00:50:35,864 Go. Go, go, go. 1161 00:50:37,365 --> 00:50:38,324 Police! Open the door, motherfuck...! 1162 00:50:39,868 --> 00:50:42,370 Dear god, thank you for daddy frank. 1163 00:50:42,411 --> 00:50:45,164 He's the best new daddy we've ever had. 1164 00:50:45,206 --> 00:50:47,583 And please let him let me be a boy named Dan 1165 00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:49,210 starting tomorrow. 1166 00:50:51,295 --> 00:50:52,630 Good night, kids. 1167 00:50:52,672 --> 00:50:54,757 Good night, daddy frank. 1168 00:50:54,799 --> 00:50:56,801 You want a quick bj, daddy frank? 1169 00:50:58,761 --> 00:51:00,221 That's just not right. 1170 00:51:10,690 --> 00:51:12,025 What's going on? 1171 00:51:12,107 --> 00:51:13,526 Called a family meeting. 1172 00:51:13,568 --> 00:51:15,110 'Cause apparently she's the queen. 1173 00:51:15,152 --> 00:51:16,612 Hey, don't start shit. 1174 00:51:16,654 --> 00:51:17,822 You stay up all night with a screaming baby 1175 00:51:17,864 --> 00:51:18,740 and tell me that. 1176 00:51:18,781 --> 00:51:19,908 I'm not invited? 1177 00:51:19,949 --> 00:51:21,617 I just didn't want to wake you. 1178 00:51:21,659 --> 00:51:22,994 How'd you sleep? 1179 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:24,495 Good. Slept all night. 1180 00:51:24,537 --> 00:51:26,497 You guys mind? I-I got to get to work. 1181 00:51:26,539 --> 00:51:28,416 - Yep. - All right. 1182 00:51:28,457 --> 00:51:32,670 So, it used to be that we had a squirrel fund 1183 00:51:32,712 --> 00:51:34,589 and everybody contributed what they could, 1184 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:39,218 but I'd carry the bulk of it because I was the only grown-up. 1185 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,430 But time's passed, and things have changed. 1186 00:51:42,471 --> 00:51:44,807 Most of us are grown-ups now. 1187 00:51:44,849 --> 00:51:47,309 Or at least pretending to be. 1188 00:51:47,351 --> 00:51:49,437 So, I ran the numbers 1189 00:51:49,478 --> 00:51:53,024 and I came up with a system that I think is fair. 1190 00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:55,234 - What's this? - That's your share. 1191 00:51:55,276 --> 00:51:57,653 That's what you have to pay every month towards the bills 1192 00:51:57,695 --> 00:51:58,988 if you want to stay here. 1193 00:51:59,030 --> 00:52:01,198 If we want to stay here? 1194 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,700 If you want us all to stay together. 1195 00:52:02,742 --> 00:52:03,910 To stay a family. 1196 00:52:03,952 --> 00:52:05,661 Otherwise, I'll rent out your rooms 1197 00:52:05,703 --> 00:52:07,830 or sell the house 1198 00:52:07,872 --> 00:52:09,498 and everyone can fend for themselves. 1199 00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,751 Why is mine higher than Carl's? 1200 00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:15,379 'Cause Carl doesn't need diapers and rash cream and baby food. 1201 00:52:15,421 --> 00:52:18,424 I fired jolayemi because I can't afford to pay her anymore. 1202 00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:21,427 How am I gonna afford $375? 1203 00:52:21,469 --> 00:52:23,012 You're not in school, debs. 1204 00:52:23,054 --> 00:52:24,597 You could get a job. 1205 00:52:24,639 --> 00:52:27,016 Who's gonna watch the baby? 1206 00:52:27,058 --> 00:52:28,810 Not my problem. 1207 00:52:28,851 --> 00:52:31,562 The house belongs to me. I'm not gonna be paying rent. 1208 00:52:31,604 --> 00:52:33,856 The house and the bills are all in my name, 1209 00:52:33,898 --> 00:52:36,109 and it's my credit that's fucked if we don't pay. 1210 00:52:36,149 --> 00:52:37,610 And it's not rent. 1211 00:52:37,652 --> 00:52:40,488 It's water and power and property taxes. 1212 00:52:40,529 --> 00:52:42,698 Since when do you care about your credit? 1213 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:44,867 Since now. 1214 00:52:44,909 --> 00:52:47,328 The only one who gets a free ride around here anymore 1215 00:52:47,369 --> 00:52:48,621 is Liam. 1216 00:52:48,663 --> 00:52:50,123 So if you're out of work, 1217 00:52:50,163 --> 00:52:53,584 file for disability or welfare or get a job. 1218 00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:57,212 Also... 1219 00:52:59,757 --> 00:53:01,926 I want you all to put me at the bottom 1220 00:53:01,968 --> 00:53:03,886 of your emergency contact list. 1221 00:53:03,928 --> 00:53:05,721 Put lip first, 1222 00:53:05,763 --> 00:53:07,389 and then Ian, 1223 00:53:07,431 --> 00:53:09,475 and then kev and v, 1224 00:53:09,517 --> 00:53:12,478 and then me. 1225 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,939 Because I have a plan for my life, 1226 00:53:14,981 --> 00:53:17,817 and I can't do it if I'm getting a call every five minutes 1227 00:53:17,859 --> 00:53:20,361 about one of you. 1228 00:53:20,402 --> 00:53:23,322 And just so we're clear, 1229 00:53:23,364 --> 00:53:25,741 I am just as likely as anyone else in this family 1230 00:53:25,783 --> 00:53:28,201 to make something of myself, 1231 00:53:28,243 --> 00:53:29,787 and it's about time you got that, 1232 00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:32,581 you arrogant shit. 1233 00:53:32,623 --> 00:53:35,292 You see what frank's doing down the block? 1234 00:53:35,334 --> 00:53:38,295 ♪ Funk rock music ♪ 1235 00:53:42,424 --> 00:53:43,718 Pile it on, friends. 1236 00:53:43,759 --> 00:53:46,179 Don't be shy. Get your fill. 1237 00:53:46,219 --> 00:53:49,515 God does not want you to go out into your busy day of begging 1238 00:53:49,557 --> 00:53:52,476 without a full belly. 1239 00:53:52,518 --> 00:53:53,769 Wow. 1240 00:53:53,811 --> 00:53:55,938 My family is really upping the ante, huh? 1241 00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:57,106 Tell me about it. 1242 00:53:57,148 --> 00:53:58,900 I got three kids, a wife, a husband, 1243 00:53:58,941 --> 00:54:00,568 and a father-in-law with a giant Johnson 1244 00:54:00,609 --> 00:54:02,235 that I've seen twice already. 1245 00:54:02,277 --> 00:54:04,237 - What? - We have a lot to catch up on. 1246 00:54:04,279 --> 00:54:05,406 What is this? 1247 00:54:05,447 --> 00:54:07,992 Looks like communist Russia. 1248 00:54:08,034 --> 00:54:09,702 "Gallagher home for the homeless"? 1249 00:54:09,744 --> 00:54:11,495 That shit smells good. 1250 00:54:11,537 --> 00:54:14,373 Hey, frank, you can't have a homeless shelter here. 1251 00:54:14,415 --> 00:54:17,168 I beg to differ, neighbor. 1252 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:18,794 - Mama! - Aww. 1253 00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:29,222 ♪ Telephone ♪ 1254 00:54:33,059 --> 00:54:35,228 ♪ what a means to win ♪ 1255 00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:43,819 ♪ Telephone ♪ 1256 00:54:47,198 --> 00:54:50,159 ♪ calling you to guarantee ♪ 1257 00:54:54,663 --> 00:54:57,499 ♪ calling you to guarantee ♪ 1258 00:55:11,597 --> 00:55:15,226 ♪ Telephone telephone ♪ 1259 00:55:19,188 --> 00:55:22,566 ♪ telephone telephone ♪ 87059