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Steve had promised me
a fancy miniature car
for Christmas
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if I asked my mom
for permission.
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Mom?
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But it seems like
there was always
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something more
important going on.
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Look at the devastation this
Wilde Oil spill is creating.
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For instance,
this week, it was that.
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You know, it's only
a matter of time
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before I hear from...
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Andy.
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Still think your pig friend
is so wonderful?
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It's Steve's father who's
responsible for this.
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Yeah? Well, then
tell Baby Pig
to tell Daddy Pig
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that it's time for him
to do something about it
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like appoint a certain
environmentalist
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to oversee the cleanup.
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I mean, someone
who's lived down here
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and happens to look
great on camera.
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Who? Me?
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No! Me.
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I mean, you're a pretty woman,
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but the camera isn't
exactly your friend.
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It is horrible.
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I know.
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I mean, you can see
right up his nose.
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No, I meant,
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where is Steve's father
in all of this, you know?
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Well, he did get
the "I'm sorry" commercial
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up there pretty quick.
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Hello. I'm Steven O. Wilde,
president of Wilde Oil.
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As we all know,
accidents can happen.
Oh.
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But we also know
that sometimes
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nature has a way of solving
these problems on her own.
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Oh. Just like this kitty.
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Wow.
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You're doing a better
job than I was.
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Right, Slick?
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"Wilde Oil:
Partnering with nature
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"to lick this thing together."
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Be honest, Migo,
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has Steve heard from him?
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Because no one's
seen this guy.
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I mean, the press
can't find him.
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Well, he's very concerned
about his security.
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Always incognito
to fool people.
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Yeah, it's called "hiding,"
which is probably
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what Steve is doing right
now, because he knows
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how upset I am about this.
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Oh, where's
he gonna hide?
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Is there a reason you're
wedging yourself in a basket?
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Well, my Folding Master
doesn't like it
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when you call it "wedging."
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It's called "yoga-cramming."
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You try to fit yourself
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into as small a space
as possible.
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They say the
Grand Master once
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got into the glove compartment
of a Buick LeSabre.
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It's all about
compacting your chi.
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Getting a look inside
yourself.
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I'm not limber enough
to do it yet,
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but with the right
pair of shorts,
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I can just about
glimpse my entrance.
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This is what you're doing
as oil is gushing
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from the bottom
of the ocean?
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Yes, Father's
livid about it.
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They believe that a school of
hammerhead sharks rammed the
drilly thing.
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You know, they have heads
shaped like hammers.
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That's what they're saying,
all the scientists.
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The point is that
nature has a way
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of working
these things out.
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And how is that exactly?
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Well, like cats...
When kitty...
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Yes, it's like when
a kitty cat
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laps up some spilt milk.
Yes, that's exactly right.
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That's what I was thinking
with the kitty cat.
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Yes, we've all seen
the commercial.
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Well, sometimes it feels
like the only time
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I see my father
is in commercials.
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The last time
I saw my father,
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he was holding
George Bush's hand
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in a political commercial.
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How about we focus
on the one or two ways
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a massive oil spill in Peru is
not about either of you two?
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So yoga cram tomorrow,
friend? Absolutely.
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Whew!
Whew!
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I'm loving
this yoga cram...
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So you're not gonna do
anything about the oil spill?
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What am I gonna do about it?
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Tell your father he
has to appoint somebody
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with real credentials to a
cleanup committee down there.
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I'm not saying me, but... You?
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Me? Oh, that's
interesting.
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I mean, yeah, sure,
it could be me,
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but somebody.
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Look, he'll just say no.
So what?
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At least you'll have stood up
to your father for a change.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Let's not forget
that I'm the one
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who told him that
you and I were
gonna be a couple
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whether he liked it or not.
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When you were 15
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and you were bought off
with a speedboat.
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Yeah, it was the
"or not" that got me.
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Emmy, I am trying
my hardest to change here.
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I did charity.
I stopped drinking.
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Honestly, how do
you stand up
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to somebody who's not there?
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How do you stand up
to an empty chair?
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How do you stand up
to a phantom?
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How do you storm out
of an empty room?
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It's easy. You gather up
those two little round things
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that little girls
do not have and
you tell your father
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exactly what you think
of him and what
he has been doing.
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I'm not sure if this
is thing that you
were talking about
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that little girls don't have,
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but is it a luxury mini car?
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I realize now that this
was a bad time to ask.
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It uses real gas.
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Also bad timing.
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Steve said I
could have one.
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This is when you ask her?
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You win.
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I'll call my father and tell
him that I want to talk to him.
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Oh, better yet, Lunt,
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I want you to call
and tell him
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I want to see him here at
my house,
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A-stat! On it.
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I know what
you're doing, okay?
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You're gonna make it
seem like Lunt
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is gonna call him
and I'm telling you,
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if you don't demand
that he send up
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a cleanup committee
down there, I will!
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And my mother found out
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it was hard to storm out
of an empty room.
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Okay, you got
to bind me tighter.
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Oh, I shouldn't have had
that huge lunch.
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I'm sure Fa'ad
is starving himself
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and I got into
that yoga box.
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What do you think
of this mini luxury car?
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I'm sorry.
You blew it.
Your mom said no.
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At least you have
a parent who cares.
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My father gave
me everything
I ever wanted,
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except his respect.
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Yeah, I never
knew my father.
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Yeah, mine's sadder.
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Well, you're getting
his respect today, Steve.
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They're only
a few minutes away.
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Who's this?
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Your dad.
Your dad's coming.
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Are you
kidding me?
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Why?
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You told me
to contact him.
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You said to tell him
you want to see him
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at your house, A-stat.
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It's his house,
you...
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Cautionary tale for
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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He's probably furious
at that.
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Maybe it's time for you
to be furious at him.
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Hide me.
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Steve, don't!
Please, come on!
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I was sitting there.
I was sitting there.
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Why did I have
that huge lunch?
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Steve, he'll look in there.
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To the car.
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Quickly, before he
gets here. No, Steve!
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If you stand up
to him now,
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Emmy will see that
you've actually changed!
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I haven't changed!
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Then I guess you have
no choice now.
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If you want his respect,
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you can't be a coward.
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Is he mad?
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Told him I needed
to see him.
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Are you kidding me?
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I need to see you too, Son.
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Help me.
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Steve's father
had just arrived
and he was a mess.
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Mr. Wilde, so good
to see you.
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You're just
saying that.
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You hate me.
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Everyone hates me.
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And the portrait of me
that they are painting
in the press...
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Well, you can always
change the portrait.
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My life is in shambles.
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I'm overextended.
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And that idiotic
well blows up
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and you know...
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You know they are gonna
blame me for it.
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Sure, they're gonna
go after the big
guy in the portrait.
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And the environmentalists,
well, they're just up my ass.
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Didn't you marry one?
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Who's that? No,
Emmy? No, no, no.
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No, I mean, I care
about her a great deal.
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I was just trying to cheat
a trust fund actually.
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Oh.
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You know, maybe some
good can come out
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of the wreckage of my life.
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Now that I'm here, we...
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Can finally spend some
time together.
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Get our relationship
back on track.
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Dig it out, you know?
Dig that sucker out.
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How long you staying?
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One night. Okay.
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Why don't I get you
some tea?
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Would you? Okay.
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He is really having a
breakdown.
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I'll get the PMS blend.
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Can't believe this
is the man
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you're having a hard time
standing up to.
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Migo, what am I
supposed to do?
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He's the one who taught me
you never kick a man
while he's down.
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Or was it "always"?
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It was "always."
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It's now or never, Steve.
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You have to do
this for Emmy.
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You're right.
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Your tea.
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This is tea?
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Yeah, it's... Oh, did
I not make that clear?
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Thought you were getting me
a drink.
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Actually, I quit drinking, Dad.
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Thanks, yeah.
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I'm really trying
to clean up my life.
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Yeah.
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That's what I was talking about
with Emmy.
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She's kind of turned me
into a happier person.
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Happy. Oh, God,
I miss happy and fun.
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I don't remember
the last time I had fun.
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Well, no, the motorcycle
ride was okay.
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Uh, better that
you're not like me.
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You know,
a guy who gets drunk
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so he won't deal
with his real problems.
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Well, speaking of that,
I think we have
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a real problem,
you and me.
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Hey, why don't we go in the
city and let's just get drunk?
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
Let's do that.
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Unfortunately, he forgot
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about his yoga-cramming date.
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Where's Steve? I'm sorry.
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He's gone into town
with his father.
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But I won't know anybody
in yoga-cramming class.
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Aw, do you want
some PMS tea?
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I suppose that did sound
rather pathetic.
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Be my friend.
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I'd feel awkward being
your friend.
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I know my place.
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But who will help me
out of my yoga singlet?
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I'll go get into
my stretchy pants.
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After the first full day
Steve ever spent with his dad,
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they bonded over
Cocoa and Cinnamon Buns.
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Cocoa, Cinnamon Buns, why don't
you look around the house?
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Let Steve have a moment
with his father.
253
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,710
No, no,
I will take them.
254
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,538
But, first, I have
to take a bigger leak
255
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,322
than the Wilde Oil disaster.
256
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,977
Come on, ladies.
257
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:48,544
He's leaving tomorrow.
258
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,241
Now sober up
and talk to him.
259
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,982
I'm fake drunk, Migo.
260
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,201
Just doing it to show off
for my dad.
261
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,985
Actually learned it from W.
262
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:58,989
Anyway, I also told
my dad that I wanted
to talk to him at the bar.
263
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,948
But now I'm thinking, since
Dad's leaving,
264
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,037
I could just hide him
from Emmy.
265
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,996
Look, she doesn't even need to
know that he was actually here.
266
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,871
Honestly, these two are
worse than Slick the Cat.
267
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,786
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
268
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,266
Hey! Shh! Shh!
Emmy's sleeping.
What is going on here?
269
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,616
Oh, I've just been palling
around
270
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,661
with my new buddy,
Mr. Lunch.
271
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,663
He took me to a night club
272
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,840
in the Greenwich Village
where the mens dress as womens
273
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,321
and sing 1940s army tunes.
274
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,279
Oh, what a night!
275
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,454
I'll go get a broom.
276
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,502
He should be
riding a broom.
277
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,373
Wait a second.
You're not drunk?
278
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,201
No, I'm just pretending to
be to hide my revulsion
279
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,377
at that crumpled
diaper bag of a man.
280
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,553
You know, he can't even
do yoga-cramming.
281
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:44,078
Well, he'll never be able
to fit into a small basket.
282
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,166
Oh, he can
get in all right.
283
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,558
We just couldn't
get him out.
284
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,212
Ah! Stop helping me!
285
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,562
My keys are down there.
286
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,045
All right, listen. My father is
leaving tomorrow, so we can
hang out then.
287
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,787
Oh, no! I
am not going anywhere!
288
00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,834
This is... My house.
289
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,792
And where are my hookers?
Hey, hookers!
290
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,098
Hookers!
291
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,796
All right, listen.
292
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,842
Take him to the East Wing
away from Emmy, all right?
293
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,801
Just talk to him now while
he's practically
unconscious.
294
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,324
I'll never
abandon you, Steve.
295
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,805
Let's always
do everything together.
296
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,067
Yeah, okay.
297
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,852
God, you really don't
like Mr. Lunt, do you?
298
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,550
We never found
those keys.
299
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,814
Choke yourself.
300
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,729
No, with my hand.
Father?
301
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,078
Where am I?
302
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:30,559
It's okay. You're in the Dick
Cheney suite of the Long Island
house.
303
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:31,647
With the man-sized safe?
304
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,388
Yeah, of course.
305
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,520
Though a real man
should be able to fit
into a hotel room safe.
306
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:39,786
Look, I have some things
that I need to say to you
and they're sort of personal.
307
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:40,961
Oh, can we do it tomorrow?
308
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,702
No, it's actually better
that you're drunk.
309
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,442
No, I was pretending
to be drunk,
310
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,836
but only to avoid
a personal conversation
with you.
311
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,055
Of course.
312
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,839
Emmy was right.
313
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,754
It's just like you're
doing down in Peru.
314
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,929
No.
315
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,105
She is just trying
to protect those people
316
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,628
and clean it up in the same
way that she protected me
317
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,456
and cleaned me up.
318
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,590
And you know what?
I'm grateful for that, Dad.
319
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,418
I am. I'm in her debt.
320
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,246
So I'm sorry if I came
on a little strong,
321
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,726
but you'll understand
that I had to.
322
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,118
You know what
we should do?
323
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,252
We should put her in charge
of the cleanup in Peru.
324
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,819
Fly her down first-class...
325
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,516
No! No, you heartless monster!
326
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,213
I will not let you break
Emmy and me up again
327
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,824
before we even have a
chance to get going.
328
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,782
I won't let you interfere
with my life again!
329
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,479
And I'm sorry,
Cinnamon and Cocoa,
330
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,699
that I had to
raise my voice!
331
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,537
The next morning,
Steve felt great.
332
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,191
I did it.
333
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,062
I told off my father.
334
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,761
You did?
Well, that's fantastic.
335
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,763
How did you find him?
Oh, he's here.
336
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,721
I told Lunt to get him out
here and Lunt did it.
337
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,853
Wow, I thought you
were bluffing.
338
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,028
You must have really
let him have it.
339
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,030
Oh, yeah,
I almost fired him.
340
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,162
I meant your dad.
341
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,468
Yeah, well, I mean,
that's the point.
342
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,165
He wanted to try
to separate us again.
343
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,036
No! Yeah.
344
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,864
He wanted to send you away.
345
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:58,995
Except this time it wasn't
a speedboat he offered.
346
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,475
It was a first-class trip.
347
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,911
I said,
"Not this time, you..."
348
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,608
Well, actually, I called
him a heartless monster.
349
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,654
Wow, that's a little...
Sexy?
350
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,482
Yeah. Really?
351
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,876
Steve Sr.
is outside
352
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,094
loading the cars.
353
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,617
He wants to see you.
354
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,576
Is he mad?
355
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,665
Hey, don't lose
that sexy, okay?
356
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,101
We're not afraid
of this guy anymore.
357
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,234
Not you. You.
358
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,322
Me?
359
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,325
It's okay.
It's all sexy on you.
360
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,456
Oh, thanks.
361
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,067
But... Just go.
362
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,246
And so my mom
talked to Steve's dad
363
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,117
and she found out that he
wasn't getting rid of her.
364
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,119
Are you... Are you
kidding me?
365
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,774
But of course my
mom has her principles.
366
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,123
Yes!
367
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,997
I guess he's just a
really hard guy to tell off.
368
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,176
Steve had just found out
369
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,831
that my mother had accepted
a job from his father.
370
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:52,962
You what?
371
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,398
Well, you didn't tell me
that your father
372
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,965
offered to put me in charge
of a whole cleanup committee.
373
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,314
I mean, that's the exact
kind of foundation
374
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,881
I said he needed to start.
375
00:13:58,925 --> 00:13:59,969
It's what I wanted.
376
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,101
Yeah, well,
I wanted a speedboat.
377
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,885
This is nothing
like a speedboat.
378
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,321
This is about humanity.
379
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,757
I mean,
he's even getting me
380
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,063
my own deepwater
oil skimming boat,
381
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,978
which, yes, is sort of
like a speedboat,
382
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,981
but, Steve, I think
he's ready to change.
383
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,724
Yeah, well, you might want
to get proof of that.
384
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,987
I'm going to,
as is the world.
385
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,032
We're gonna
go down there.
386
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,033
We're gonna clean up
those beaches.
387
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,251
He's gonna
put me on TV.
388
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,905
I'm gonna
be the spokesperson.
389
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,429
I'm gonna be bigger than Spit
the Cat!
390
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:27,823
Great.
391
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,607
I've finally grown...
392
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,872
And you've become shallow.
393
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,149
Over the next few days,
394
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,890
my mom and Steve's dad
started working
395
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,153
on getting the
beaches cleaned up.
396
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,111
Well, they worked
on a commercial about
397
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,721
getting the beaches
cleaned up.
398
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,462
We did it!
399
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,550
They made a comic strip.
400
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,987
There you go.
401
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,991
Although they
didn't want any real help.
402
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,340
Get out!
403
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,956
They got to play with toys.
404
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,262
Beep.
405
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,570
Although,
as Steve pointed out,
406
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,617
getting toys from his dad wasn't
supposed to be the point.
407
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,926
And then they finally
brought in a crew,
408
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,145
but not a crew to clean up
the beach in Peru.
409
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:33,019
It was a crew to make the beach
in Long Island look like Peru.
410
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,935
And they got to use
chocolate instead of oil.
411
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,329
And Steve soon went back to
that old abandoned feeling.
412
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,896
Oh, hi, Steve.
413
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,332
It's crazy.
414
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,855
I finally stand up
to my father
415
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:44,987
and everyone abandons
me for the guy.
416
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,771
I mean, Emmy's with him
all the time.
417
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,425
Lunt's down at the beach trying
to get into her commercial.
418
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,079
Can't find Migo anywhere.
419
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,124
Oh, don't worry.
420
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,908
I got this for
the both of us.
421
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,344
Oh, Fa'ad.
422
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,955
Of course you
won't abandon me.
423
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,958
Although you can't expect
us both to fit into that.
424
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,524
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not a tandem.
425
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,091
I was referring
to me and Migo.
426
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:05,007
We're going on a picnic.
427
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,574
Your father said we could
come to the beach
428
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,706
to watch them film
the commercial.
429
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,231
Come on, Steve.
430
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:14,147
Everything's covered
in chocolate.
431
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,021
At least you understand
what it's like to be ignored.
432
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,284
Because of my dad, your mom
hasn't had time for either of
us.
433
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,590
I know.
434
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,766
I was gonna tell off
your dad, too.
435
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,115
Good for you.
436
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,379
But this morning, I found
this next to my bed.
437
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,992
I think he got me
a tiny Cadillac!
438
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,299
But when the computer rang,
439
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,432
Steve found
an unlikely ally.
440
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,868
Well, if it isn't
the Earth Ruiner.
441
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,478
Oh, give me a break, Andy.
442
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,567
At least my dad's got Emmy
working with him on the cleanup.
443
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:46,440
Cleanup? I'm down here all alone
trying to help these people.
444
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,920
I mean, the oil has ruined
everything down here.
445
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,010
Look at this bird.
Look at it.
446
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,750
Ruined! Is that a stuffed bird?
447
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,057
Yeah, the real ones are
too slippery to catch.
448
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,625
But it's not just stuffed
animals that have been ruined.
449
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,106
It's the food supply.
I mean, look.
450
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:04,066
Look at this sandwich. I dropped
it on the beach. Ruined!
451
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,328
But my dad told Emmy
452
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,330
that he's got crews
working down there.
453
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,028
Oh, yeah, well, tell that
to this romance novelist
454
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:12,031
who decided to take
a dip. Ruined!
455
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,859
Yeah, of course.
He's just using Emmy.
456
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,731
Taking advantage
of her good name.
457
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,125
I've got to get down
to that beach.
458
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,170
You know, it's funny we're
actually getting along...
459
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,433
Unfortunately,
Steve soon discovered
460
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,870
that all the vehicles were
gone.
461
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,091
Well, almost all.
462
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,093
I need this. Um, Steve,
463
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,139
I don't think you'll be
able to wedge yourself
in here.
464
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,837
The word is "cram"
And I'm an expert at it.
465
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,143
Get out.
466
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,326
But it was almost too late.
467
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,374
Did he walk you through it
Yeah, right through it, actually.
468
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,202
It's harder to get the
chocolate off than the oil.
469
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,030
I still... I feel like
we should be in Peru.
470
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,249
Oh, no, no, honey.
471
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,772
They're really
working down there.
472
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,208
I mean, we can't stop them,
what, for a photo shoot.
473
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,557
Now listen to me.
474
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,342
We've got to go out there
and we got to show them
475
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,822
this is a grave and urgent
tragedy, all right?
476
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,129
So big smile. It's
fun.
477
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,217
Don't worry about the
chocolate.
478
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,740
The world is full of candy.
479
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,915
Ready to shoot!
480
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,848
Everybody makes mistakes.
481
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,937
Hi, I'm Emmy Kadubic,
482
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:36,071
Chairwoman of the Wilde Oil
Cleanup Foundation.
483
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,813
I know many of us have been
affected by the spill.
484
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:42,208
And whether its cause
was a school of sharks
485
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,253
or some other unforeseen
natural cause,
486
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,386
everybody makes mistakes,
487
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,040
but now is not the time
for finger-pointing.
488
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,260
Stop!
Stop all this!
489
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,262
Um, uh, keep going! STEVE:
Stop it! Stop it!
490
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,308
Cut it! Cut the tape! Cut!
491
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,613
Keep going!
492
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,049
Stop it! It's a lie!
493
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,182
This whole thing,
it's all a lie!
494
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,444
What are you doing?
495
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,664
What are you doing, Dad?
496
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,666
You're pretending
that you've changed.
497
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,102
You wanted to dig
our relationship out.
498
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,191
Meanwhile, you're just
painting over everything
499
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,193
with your chocolate-
covered lies.
500
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,455
Steve, Steve...
501
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,543
No, that's
exactly what they are.
502
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,023
Yeah, hey,
503
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,156
and we just keep
asking for more.
504
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:20,115
Can I lick the
spoon please, Dad?
505
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,899
Mmm. It tastes so good.
506
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,205
Oh, God!
507
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,467
What the hell is this?
508
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,295
It's oil for the
camera dollies.
509
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,167
Oh, you eat this?
510
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,212
We're losing
the light.
Steve, it's okay.
511
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,040
The real crews are down there
cleaning.
512
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,955
We just didn't want
to get in their way.
They're down there working...
513
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,391
I'm sorry, Emmy.
It's all a fraud.
514
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,219
There is no foundation.
There's no cleanup happening.
515
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,395
How do you know? Andy.
516
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,792
I've said a lot of
unkind things about him,
but at least he cared.
517
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,229
Is this true?
518
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,492
Just most of it.
519
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,581
Come on, let's go.
Uh, excuse me.
520
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,149
Hey, I got a lot
of money in this.
521
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,195
You don't just
walk away.
522
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,199
You do not
abandon somebody
when they're in need.
523
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,591
You know what, Dad?
524
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,245
That's actually the one
thing that you taught me
525
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,464
to do really well.
526
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,424
Come on, Emmy.
I'm driving you home.
527
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,252
Very impressive.
528
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,473
Well, this is gonna
be a little less so.
529
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,214
So this is...
530
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,824
Yeah, hop in.
531
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,308
Okay.
532
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,138
Man, I really
told off my dad, huh?
533
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,187
Later that night,
534
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,580
we had kind of a
celebration dinner.
535
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,973
I haven't thanked you
enough for stopping me
536
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,714
from being that monster's
spokesperson.
537
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,151
Yeah, but that's
coming though, right?
538
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,371
Oh, I get it. Do you want to
wait for Puddle to go to bed?
539
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,590
Mind if I drive?
540
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,070
Oh, honey, I don't
know if that's safe.
541
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,333
Oh, come on.
It's a huge house.
542
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,247
Who's she gonna hit?
543
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,335
Yay!
544
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,779
You know what?
That's the first time she's
ever kissed me good night.
545
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,651
Lots of firsts today.
546
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,914
Like you standing up
to your dad.
547
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,221
I guess I can thank you
for making me a better man.
548
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,268
Maybe it's time
you make me
a worse woman.
549
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:13,184
I guess there's nothing
left in our way.
550
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,448
No more obstacles.
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