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Appearances were
very important to Steve.

A-ha!

Fa'ad is here, sir.

Yes, I know.
For fencing.

Yes, but...
I know.

I challenged him last time,
and he humiliated me.

So he called me
out for fencing,

and yet this time,
he's the one
who shall look the fool.

En garde,
and prepare to...

I'm here to
fix the fence.

Meet Mike Russo,
owner of
Mike Russo Fencing.

Fixing fences
since 1997.

A working man,
forced to watch you
prance down the stairs,

making a first
impression
like a second-rate

John Barrymore in
The Three Musketeers.

How that must
humiliate you.

Thank you,
Mike Russo,

fine fencing since 1997.

No work for you today,
but I will pay your
paltry consultancy fee.

You guys are .

Well, I suppose
that's two fencing
victories for me.

Well,
yes, I may
have been caught

with my codpiece down,

but today I can't help
but feel like a winner.

Migo, get the
New York Style
magazine

with Emmy
and me in it.

You're in
the magazine together?

That's right.
They wanted a picture

because I'm taking her
to a charity gala.

I made a significant
donation in our names.

Since when has Emmy
ever looked like this?

Well, I didn't
have any photos

of Emmy and me
actually together,

so I admit I may have
photoshopped us
into that shot.

Steve had enlisted
Migo's nephew to do the work.

Good, good, good.
Let's have some fun
with her hair.

But once he started
having a little fun,

he couldn't stop, and
he went a little overboard.

I think we could
still go a little
poutier with the lips.

You want to change
her lips now?

That is a great idea.
Yeah, let's do pouty
on her, too.

This photo
is as doctored
as The Zapruder Film.

I suppose.
But look how beautiful
Emmy looks on my arm.

That looks more like
Mike Russo's arm.

So I suppose that means
that she technically
doesn't know about this.

Well, I technically
haven't asked her

because I was worried
that she might say no.

She will.

She already thinks
that you only care
about her looks,

that you're being
superficial.

Well, I had to make
it look like I was

taking someone
who would fit
into this world.

This, I also think,
is slightly superficial.

But it's all for charity.
If anything, it proves

that I'm the opposite
of superficial.

What's the charity?

It's, um...

Safe water in Africa.

Water safety
in Africa.

Which is something
I actually know
a little bit about.

Come on, Africa,
let's water ski
safely. Right?

Oh, I think she'll go.

The challenge will be
getting Emmy to
look like this.

Well, I'm already
one step ahead of you.

I had Migo do some
shopping for me.

What woman can say
no to a makeover?

The woman who
is already beautiful
and lives in your tree.

Meanwhile,
my mom was reading
about the very gala

that Steve was secretly
hoping to take her to.

Now, this is glamour.
The other side of charity.

Not exactly
what we did, huh?

Still, it would be fun
to go to one of these
just once.

You'd think
she'd be happy?

These are some
pouty people.

Mom, that's you!

And Steve.
What?

How am I in that dress?

And why is my hair
so poofy?

What is this?
It's like a fairy tale.

It's nothing
like a fairy tale.

Come down,
fair mistress,
and let down your hair.

Those are the hair
extensions, right?

It's very wise
you have that
sword on you.

What the hell
are you doing?

I'm defending your honor
from this legion of ghosts.

No! Wait! Steve!

Take that, knaves!
Stop!

You're tearing up
all my sheets.

Not exactly how
I thought I'd be
tearing up your sheets.

I come bearing
an invitation.

To the Safe Water
in Africa Gala?

You saw the magazine.

Not only did I
see the magazine,

I saw how you
changed how I look!

Oh, don't worry
about that.

Migo, give her the present.
No.

Give her the present.
You know, I...

Give me the present!
Give it to her.

No!
It's mine!

Hair extensions
and makeup.

All these people care
about are appearances.

Steve, I would
never go to a party

where all anyone
cares about are
appearances.

Oh, it's not
like that at all.

Where do you
even come up
with this stuff?

Steve, you know,
I actually thought

that we were
getting to this

deeper place.
Yeah, me too.

But I guess you're
just as superficial

as I always
thought you were.

Look, I just thought
it would be good for you

to get out and have
some mindless fun.

And it seems
like something
you'd want to do.

What have I ever
said that would
make you think that?

Well, you actually...

Ah! Okay.

That's enough, Puddle.
We've all said enough.

Okay, I could not
have foreseen that.

Yeah, that one
really snuck by me.

My mom had
just refused to go
to charity event

she wanted to go to.

And I got a new makeup kit
to dress up my thing with.

Okay, maybe
I do want to go.

But the point is,
Steve doesn't care
about this charity.

He just wants to
use this to have fun.

It's, like, he can't
be honest about that.

It would be like me...

Acting like you haven't
been dropping hints

that you wanted to
go to this thing?

But a hint for
charity, right?

You can do things
for charity

that you wouldn't do
in your normal life

because there's
a greater good at play.

So, like,
it would be okay to
suggest to someone

that they glam it up
a little to fit in?

He changed my hair!

Not as much as
he changed his own.

He did sort of look
like a Jonas Brother
in that picture.

Who?

You know what,
I'm glad you don't
know who that is,

and that you're not tainted
by this superficial culture.

Of course, I'm not.

It wasn't
a good time to let her see

that I was dressing up
my thing to look
like Justin Bieber.

Maybe you're right.
Maybe this isn't about
how I look.

Maybe he does
actually care about me.

Actually, at that moment,
it was about how she looked,

because he needed
to find someone

to take to the party
who could pass for my mom.

Maybe this isn't
about how I look.

Maybe this is
because he actually
cares about me.

I don't think we're gonna
cast anyone closer to Emmy.

Yes, she's attractive
on the surface,

but she doesn't have any
of Emmy's inner qualities,

like her metabolism,
or her teeth.

Excuse me. Pardon me
for interrupting. Could I?

So, let me get
this straight.

You're still going
to this event,

but instead of taking
someone else,

you're going to
make it look like...

Like I'm going
with Emmy, yeah.

What am I supposed to do?
Our picture's out there.

Yeah, but doesn't
that prove her point

that you're being
superficial

and only care
about her looks?

You know me.
I'm not shallow.

Hey, Steve,
I owe you an apology.

I don't know why
I thought you were

just focused
on my looks.

Yeah, I like
this one's mouth.

Throw her on
the prettier pile.

Steve!

Just kidding,
real Emmy.

Can I try
one more time, now
that I've seen her walk?

I'm sorry,
you were apologizing?

Well, I do think
it's still
a little creepy

that you weren't
honest with me.

But I wasn't exactly
honest with you.

And I do think
that this is
the kind of party

that it's important
to go to, you know?

It's for a great cause,
and I would be proud

to go with you
and show my support.

Look, you've been
here over a month.

There's no reason
we can't have a little
bit of fun together.

You're right.
I guess I was just
a little upset

about the fake
photograph and
the fake status

and the fake
relationship.

I think I was just
a little paranoid

that everything about
this place was fake.

Listen, I can
assure you,

the only thing that's
fake around here

is the color
of Lunt's hair.

Oh! Oh!
And those apples.

Why are you eating
the fake apples?

Oh, God, I think
I broke it.

Oh, don't worry
about it.
Doesn't matter.

Migo gets me these
things for, like,
$500 a pop.

I'm not talking
about the apple.
My tooth, how bad is it?

Oh, it's broken in half.

Oh, God!

Oh, don't worry.
We can get it
fixed by Saturday.

I can chopper in this
guy called Dr. Chopper.

It's what he does.
He choppers in
and fixes teeth.

I flew him in last week
for a brightening.

No, definitely not.
I'm not gonna waste
money on this.

I'll go to a dental school.

Talk about
wasting money!

What is that, like,
three years?

No, they have students
that do the work cheaply.

You know, it just
needs to be fixed.

It doesn't have
to look pretty.

It doesn't?

Yeah, but you
can see it.

Only when I smile.

Oh, God, we have got to
stop you from smiling.

Plus, Robin Williams
is sitting at our table,

and that guy
will not rest

until everyone's
pretending to laugh.

So you only care about
the way it looks.

And sounds,
Tugboat Willy.

Nope.
Are you really
this superficial?

You don't care at all
about this cause.

You only care
about the way
I look at the party?

Steve knew that
there was only one answer

my mother was looking for.

You're right.

Then we'll just
skip the party
altogether.

Yeah, that wasn't it.

My mom's tooth had been fixed,

but her feelings
were still bruised.

Why can't we just
buy new sheets?

Because, unlike some
people, we don't just
throw things out

when they have
a slight imperfection.

I can make these sheets
look as good as new.

Look, I know
he didn't
express it,

but he was concerned
about your health.

And it's a good thing
you went to the dentist.

You could have had
some nerve damage
or something.

Okay, I don't think
he was concerned
about my health.

I think he's just
as superficial

as I was worried he was.

Rich guys like Steve
just toss things aside

as soon as the slightest
imperfection appears.

Like the way
he threw out

that fancy Italian
cappuccino maker

just because that
little rubber thing

at the end of
the milk steamer
got loose.

Not true.

It actually
kind of was true.

But Migo had always
benefited from it.

Those are just things,

except for Wee Biscuit
and Carla.

I mean, how do I know
he's not gonna toss me
aside

the second I get
my first wrinkle?

Well, it would be
nice not to have to

fight with Mr. Lunt
about something.

But listen,
I know Steve,

and that's not
who he is.

I just wish there was
a way to prove that,
you know?

I should have left
my tooth uncapped

and seen if he
canceled going
to that event.

So what are you gonna do,
make yourself hideous

to see how he reacts?

For a person like you,
that would take
a lot of makeup.

And thanks to you,
that's exactly
what we have.

No, Emmy.

Migo, I am swearing
you to secrecy.
Fine.

But I'm telling you,
the last thing
he cares about

are your looks.

He just failed
a little oral test.

Well, then, he's lucky
I'm willing to give him
a makeup one.

How's that tooth look?
You see it in the light?

Come on.

So is it the right
shape and everything?

I mean, how good can these
dental-school children be?

You really don't
have a handle

on this dental school
thing, do you?

Do you really
care this much

how she looks
at this event?

Of course, I do.
All my friends
are gonna be there.

I guess that does make me
look pretty superficial,
doesn't it?

Yes. It's kind of
the definition
of superficial.

Oh, so this is
what you've been
trying to tell me.

Your entire life, yes.
It's a horrible quality.

You know, I always thought
you'd do the right thing,

that you had this hidden
depth you could access.

How do you access that?

Well, you can start
by saying to Emmy

that you're going to
take her to this event

that she's been foolish
enough to accept
the invitation for.

I will.

Yes, but you say
you're taking her
no matter what, okay?

I don't get it.
I just said I will.

I've already
said too much.

You're a good man, Migo.

Hey, do you think
you could give me
a hand

getting your desktop
computer into my truck?

It needs to
be rebooted.

Well, then, let's
get rid of it now
before it gets worse.

Yeah.

And so my mom set out

to see how superficial
Steve really was.

Oh, hey, Steve.
Let me just
sink this.

Three ball,
corner pocket.

Good shot.

How do you like
this dress?

It's not too revealing
for this event,

now that my tooth's
all fixed up.

I figured you'd still
want to go, right?

Are you kidding?
Of course, I do.

That was all
just a big
misunderstanding.

And you know
what I am?

I'm a big
Mr. Understanding.

Mmm. Well, I'd
really love to go
if you'd have me.

Oh, I definitely
want to have you.

Play your cards right,
and you just might.

Seems like we're
both on the verge
of doing something...

Rash!
Oh, is it worse?

Is what worse?

Come on, I know
you can see it.

The thing is,
it's already
above the waist,

and there is a lot
around my ankles.

I can't even reach it
on my back,
but the good thing is,

the dress covers
most of it,

so you can just try
to forget it's there.

How did this barely
noticeable thing happen?

Well, when that
dental student
pulled my tooth,

he did warn me
that there was
a lot of jungle rot

in my abscess.

Apparently, it's something
I picked up in the Amazon.

God, that is so many
awful things together.

They keep telling me
not to scratch it,

but it's so hard
not to scratch
something

that's so scabby,
you know?

There was one other symptom,
but I can't really remember.

Maybe I could just
comb my hair forward,

and that way no one
could see it.

Yeah, well, you've got
such beautiful hair,

there's no reason
you can't just
pull it forward...

Out of your head.

That was it.
That was
the other symptom.

I knew it was
something funny.

So what time
are you gonna
pick me up,

Mr. Understanding?

I really think
that we need to
get you to a doctor.

I went. They sent me
to this infectious
disease specialist.

He assured me,
purely cosmetic.

Just a little virus
trying to leave my body

and take some hair
and eyelashes,

and maybe make my nose
a little runny.

So I should be back
to normal in six months.

Oh, unless you'd rather
cancel the whole thing.

But this time, Steve
did remember Migo's warning,

and he came up with
the right thing to say.

I mean, not right away.

No, I want to go.

No matter what,
I want to go with you.

Oh, really?

And at that moment
my mom realized

that Steve had more
depth than she thought.

Why is it so
dark in here?

Lunt,
turn off those lights!

Steve had finally
done the right thing

by agreeing to take
my mother to the gala,

despite how she looked.

That's fantastic.
I'm really
proud of you.

I had a little feeling
you'd do the right thing.

And now I can tell you
what I couldn't
tell you before.

Oh, no, don't
worry about it.

I told her exactly
like you told me to.

The only problem now is
how am I gonna get out

of taking her
to this thing?

But I thought
you said you
would take her.

No, I said
I said I would take her,
which I did.

No, but, Steve,
we talked about

how you don't want
to be superficial.

No, I don't.

Look, there are
a lot of things

that I don't like
about myself.

I drink too much.
I'm too easy on myself.

But it's not like
any of those things
are very bad.

No, they are.
And you can do
something about it.

Well, I'm not gonna
beat myself up

because I don't
beat myself up.

Look, I can't take her
looking like that.

Even Lunt would agree
because he got
a good look at her.

So we already set up
another casting session.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What is wrong with her?

Well, it's a
real rush job
on the makeup.

And we can do more
once she's cast.

Shave off some hair...

Deformed Emmy has already
agreed to go with me,
you ginger-haired corpse.

You've totally
missed the point!

Or maybe
you've totally
missed the point.

That's very wise,
Mr. Lunt.

Did that sound wise?
I was just being bitchy.

Back to makeup, girls.

Well, I've got news for you.
You're looking for trouble.

Emmy thinks she's
going to this event,

and the doctor
said she could.

Well, we'll just find
another doctor
who says otherwise.

I doubt you're
going to find one

who says,
"I completely disagree."

I completely concur.

I'd love to play
your doctor.

Why do you want
to help me, anyway?

I thought you were
hoping that things
would fall apart

between Emmy and me.

I have my reasons.
But I have your best
interests at heart.

His own reasons were
that he actually just wanted

to see things fall apart
with my mom and Steve.

She already knows you.
She's not gonna believe
that you're a doctor.

We already knew
Marlon Brando,

but we bought him
as The Godfather

or Colonel Klink
in Apocalypse Now.

Trust me, you'll
never know it's me.

Only 'cause
you're not doing it.

Is that a challenge?
No, it's...

Challenge accepted!

How does he
get in here?

But I must admit
I do like this idea

that you and he
have come up with

where we hire
a professional actor

to play the part
of a doctor.

No, I'm not part of this.
Oh, you're in it, Migo.

And I am swearing
you to secrecy.

Why does everybody
always do this to me?

Lunt, we're gonna need
a new casting list.

You know what, Steve,
you really are
a broken man.

Maybe even too
broken for my family
to receive for free.

Thanks, buddy.

The next few days were
a dizzying waste of time.

Oh, well, I'm sorry.
All right, thank you.

Steve went after actors
that were famous
for playing doctors.

And when none of them
were available,

he went to non-doctor actors.

Matt Damon's office?
Oh, I see, I see.
He's just too busy.

And Mr. Fox is with family.
Well, that's very sweet.

After more no's, Mr. Lunt
finally booked the cousin

of a friend who claims to be
an actor on some TV show.

Dr. Maulik Pancholy
is here.

Who is this?
I don't know
who this is.

He plays Jonathan
on 30 Rock.

From the sun?

No, that is 3rd Rock.
I'm on 30.

How many rocks are there?

It's a different show.
It's very popular.
In fact...

I'm a little worried
she's gonna recognize me.

I'm not.

I play Alec Baldwin's
assistant.

Sorry, man, nobody
here is a fan.

But you know
your lines, right?

Yeah. One problem.
How am I supposed to
know she's too sick

to go to your event?

Just look at her.
What am I,
a psychic doctor?

I knew we should have
gone with Kenneth.

Meanwhile,
Migo was taking us
to the appointment.

This isn't a frozen
yogurt run, is it?

Maybe after
we get back,
but right now,

Steve wants me to
take you to a doctor.

He's very worried
about your health.

He is?

Perhaps you didn't notice
because I have
my driving gloves on,

but I put "worried"
in quotes.

I get it.
He's really
concerned about me.

And I'm the one
who's so superficial
that I'm playing games.

Not exactly what I meant,
but I've said too much
already.

Look, maybe you
should just stay here
and phone in the apology.

No, he deserves
an apology face to face.

He's probably lined up
some famous doctor already.

Yeah. Hopefully
not too famous.

Oh, good.
There you are.

Migo was
relieved when he saw

Maulik Pancholy
from 30 Rock.

But he shouldn't have been
because it turns out

the only show my mom
watched is 30 Rock.

So I was telling
the doctor about
all your symptoms.

What was your
diagnosis, Doctor?

Well, based on nothing...

Ah, she is too sick
to go to any events.

Well, it's settled, then.

Could I at least
give her some pills?

Why, do you have
some pills?

Yes, I do.
I keep them in this
little mint container.

Oh, yes,
I'm horribly sick.

I might need
some assistance.

Whoa, now, what
you doin' in my office?

You're not
a doctor here.

No, this is Jonathan
from 30 Rock.

From the sun?

And they did
all of this
to convince me

that I was sick
and could not
go to an event.

Oh, so you're not
really sick.
No.

Well, that doesn't
make you any better.
You've been lying, too.

And what happened
to your little rash?
It was makeup.

Yeah, sure is amazing
how people can be fooled
by a little makeup.

It is I, Fa'ad.

Yeah, we know.

You should have
used me as the doctor
instead of this day player.

She never
would have known.

Hey, sorry, guys.
I know you're
in the middle

of your little skit here.
I just need to grab
the culture that was here.

It was here.
Did someone
drink this?

Emmy!

My mom did. But only
to wash down her fake pills.

Hey, maybe
one of you doctors
could help her.

Oh, my God!
He thought
I was a doctor!

And that's how
my mom really did get sick.

And in the days that followed,

Steve did everything he could
to take care of my mom.

How you feeling?
The shaking stopped.

Oh, absolutely.
But you know what,

I think it's 'cause
I haven't been
grossed out.

I meant me!

I am feeling
a little cold, though.

Do you want me to
take your temperature?

You know it's
in the ear now, right?

Since when? Lunt!

It turns out
that after a lifetime

of being taken care of,

he was pretty good at
taking care of someone else.

I gotta tell you,
I was a nervous wreck.

That was stupid of me
to bring you there.

I can't believe that
you drank that water.

Ironically, I got sick

from the exact kind
of water damage

this charity event
is all about stopping.

Wow. Important.

If those people in Africa
could see you right now,

they'd be hanging up
their water skis

and heading home to
some weird jungle gala

trying to raise
money for you.

Hey. You think
you feel well enough to
go to the gala tonight?

Yeah, I think I do.

Migo!

We're going
to the gala tonight.

So glad
to hear it.

Oh, God, look at me!

No, no, no,
my hair's a mess,

I have big circles
under my eyes,
my lips are chapped.

No, a chipped tooth
is one thing,

but I cannot go
to a gala
looking like this.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I almost got stuck
with bringing her
looking like that.

Yeah, you really
caught a break
on that one.

So can I have
your tickets?

Oh, you bet.

Hey, feel free
to take one
of the Emmys.

Lunt!

The casting list!