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I got picked up for a DUI.

KEEGAN:
I think Scarlet has this one
in the bag, doesn't she?

I hope to become
your next District Attorney!

KEEGAN:
You want a coked-out,

self-absorbed
pathological liar

running your campaign,
be my guest.

Are we even sure
that Glenn's available?

Oh, I'm sure Glenn is
available for you, sweetheart.

Well, what about the fiancee?
What's her deal?

Your Mikki is his Mikhaela?

He's marrying
an ex-prostitute.

How does a client account

that's supposed to have
at least $300,000 in it

wind up that far
in the red?

I'm taking this matter
to the police.

(ALL SCREAMING)
(THUD)

(GASPS)

KEEGAN: Robert?
Oh, boy.

100 bucks says
I bang her again
before you do.

Let's make it
1,000, bitch.

(SOFT MUSIC)

Hi, Dr. Falcon!
Hey, Alice.

How are you?
Good, good.

Did Becca and Mrs. Falcon
have a nice vacation
in Hawaii?

They had a great time.
Thanks.

LAUGHS:
Oh.

Okay, it's $87.98.

Is something wrong?

My briefcase.

Where's my briefcase?

(GROANS)

Just tell me
the damn truth.

It is such
a simple question, Keegan.

If you choose not
to answer this,

you have to realize

there is no future for us.

What future are you possibly
contemplating, Mikki?

We're done.

I'm sick and tired of you
coming over here

like some low-rent
Holly Golightly

to tell me when
and when we can't be friends,

asking for favors.

I just need to know
who I can trust
right now, okay?

Please just answer
the question.

Did you tell Scarlet
about my past?

No.

I didn't tell Scarlet
about your past.

Okay.

Hey, um, Kee,

I think, um,
maybe we shouldn't
see each other for a while.

Yeah, you took the words right
out of my mouth, sweetheart.

Bronwyn,
another beautiful soul
has taken her first breath.

Your briefcase has been handed
into the police, Doctor.

Oh. Oh, right!

Um, good.
Good, thank you.

Um, they're here actually.

They need to have
a word.

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

Of course.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hey.
Hey, everything okay with you?

Great! Ebell's blood
is still damp on the pavement,

and the feds have put a team
of forensic accountants
in here.

They've frozen my assets!

Froze your assets?

You think Ebell
was cooking the books?

I don't know,
but, man,

this isn't a light physical
they're giving me.

These guys
are going rectal.

You think it's the IRS?

I bet it's the IRS, Ben.
This is how they work.

Their only tactic
is to create fear.

They're basically terrorists.

This is what
I've been telling you.

Now you know
what I've been through.

(SIGHS)
Do you need me for something?

Um, yeah.
Um...

We can talk about it tonight.
Just...

Can you guys give me a ride
over to Sam's?

Sam's. Oh, God.

Uh, yeah, I'll pick you up
from your place.

KEEGAN:
Great.

I wouldn't come in today
if I were you.

(SIGHS)

This is my personal phone.

Mine!

(DOOR OPENS)

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

What's happened, darling?

They found the DVD.

What do you mean
they found the DVD?

It was in my briefcase
when it was stolen.

(SIGHS)

What was it doing in
your briefcase,
for God's sake?

I had to know
where it was.

We have a perfectly good safe
at home.

Becca has the combination.

(SIGHS)

Is she home?

She's out with Julia.

We need to talk
with her, Jan.

We have guests tonight.

What?

It's Lizzie's birthday,
remember?
(SIGHS)

It's been on the calendar
for months.

Jan, we can't have guests
tonight.

I will not allow
our lives to be uprooted
by this silliness.

Silliness?

Damn it, Kee!

You think I told Scarlet
about Mikki?

I promised you, Kee,
and I keep my damn promises.

You're unbelievable
if you think I would
betray your confidence.

It was just a question.

Well, don't ask again.

Do you know how much I don't
need this crap right now?

(DOG BARKS)

Testy.

I was dying to see her.
She's always so good.

Ah! But it was the weekend
that Sam was speaking at NYU.

Look at this guy.

And on that Saturday
they were having a dinner
in his honor.

It was that weekend,
wasn't it, darling?

Sam?
Felix, calm down!

Sam!
Keeps licking.

Sorry, darling.

Cassandra Darvall's concert.

We were in New York,
weren't we?

KEEGAN:
No, Felix.

I, um...
I don't know.

Kee, Ben, can you help me
select some wine?

Help me
with this guy.

Please, Felix.
Felix.

Here you go,
I'm so sorry.

(SIGHS)

We're a long way
from the wine cellar,

so I hope that
this is special.

BEN:
Sam, what's wrong?

KEEGAN:
You okay?

I'm in a lot of trouble.

BEN:
What is it, Sam?

My briefcase was stolen.
It had something in it.

BEN:
What?

(SIGHS) A DVD.

The police found it.

So it's,
what, porn?

Oh, God.

No. It's not just porn.
It's, uh...

It's personal.

(LAUGHS)

Is this a little in-house
Sam and Jan production?

It's okay.
It's not a crime, all right?

There's nothing wrong
with it.

Truth is, you were documenting
an act of love.

Maddy and I made a series
of comprehensive
videos that...

Kee!

(GAGS)

(ELECTRIC SIZZLING)

(CROWS CAWING)

Tell me that wasn't you
and Jan.

Well, of course it was.

His mask fell off
for, like, a minute.

It wasn't Jan.

KEEGAN:
It was Jan, Sam.

The woman is wearing a mask.
She was a prostitute.

No, it wasn't.
It's Jan.

I picked her up
in West Hollywood.

Off the street?

Yeah.

I don't know her name.
I paid her $500.

Sam, you don't get a hooker
off the street

to do something like this.

A three-way
with a Rottweiler

requires a specialist.

It wasn't Jan, okay?

If I have to go to jail,
so be it.

But Becca

can't lose us both.
Ben, come on.

She's your goddaughter.
It was a hooker.

Okay, if...you...say so.

It was a hooker.

But, as a case, this really
isn't in my wheelhouse, Sam.

Whereas...

I'm not the authority
on this.

What, and I am?

Fine.

I got your back, Sam.

Metaphorically speaking.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

I thought
you were getting the wine.

Just, uh,
having a chat.

Scarlet's here.

Ah.
We'll be eating in five.

So the wine!

Of course, darling.

(SHIVERS)

(LAUGHTER)

GLENN:
If it's telling you,
I'm telling everybody!

Did you know it?

JAN:
Felix! Felix!

Sweetheart.
Sweetheart.

(FELIX WHIMPERS)
Aww.

Outseys!

GLENN:
This "hero forgives
his hooker" thing

was a spike,
it won't last.

(SIGHS)
Is that a soft bump, Glenn?

GLENN:
It is, Kee.

But you know all about
not lasting, don't you?

(CHUCKLES)

GLENN:
I know a quick way
through this.

This woman
is a devoted wife

and loving mother
of four kids.
Three.

Three kids.

Politics is
about values now.

That's right.

I mean,
look at these two.

I could get you a senate seat
in a heartbeat, Sam.

In a heartbeat.

You two were
high school sweethearts,
right?

A long time ago.
(LAUGHS)

You bring babies
into this world.

JAN:
You do.

GLENN: You have
a beautiful daughter
of your own.

You're not a sleazy lawyer.

BEN:
Whoa! Hey!

GLENN:
You're a handsome doctor.

A caregiver.

You are the sort of man
that this country wants.

Nay, needs!

Excuse me.

Hey, Daddy.
What's wrong?

Is he okay?
Great.

Can I see it?

What?

The DVD.

No. No, no.

You must promise me that
you'll never watch that DVD.

Well, they'll show it
at the trial.

You are not attending
any trial.

What?

Darling, it can't possibly
do any good.

So who is
this other woman?

I've been a little, uh,
depressed lately,

self-medicating.

Who's the other woman,
Daddy?

Um...

A prostitute.

(CRYING)

Darling, you can't
let this distract you.

You're heading back
to school next week.

There's the spring formal!

(DOOR SLAMS)

So do you wanna
come in for coffee?

Of course I do.
Would you like me to come in?

Look, Glenn, I get confused
when you're around.

I don't want this
to be complicated.

Okay.

Let's keep it simple then.

I've never met anyone
who can replace you.

That was a lifetime ago.

(CHUCKLES)
Tell me about it.

(DISTANT LAUGHTER)

Did you want another juice?
Ah.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

(LAUGHTER)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Good morning.

To what do we owe
this pleasure?

Hi, Kee.

Good morning!

Come in.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Oh!
You brought muffins.

That's sweet.
KEEGAN: Thank you.

Hey,
it's so beautiful out today.

Can we go to the beach
and have lunch?

How you doing
with all this? Okay?

Uh, good.

You sure?
Yeah.

It's a lot for you
to handle.

Actually
it's pretty upsetting.

Is it?
I'll bet.

Sam and Felix.

That is an image
I do not need in my head.

He delivered me.

Listen,
the man loves his dog.

I'm sure
it's a misunderstanding.

What's up, Kee?
You all right?

You seem a little
out of sorts.

No, no.
Not out of sorts at all.

Very much in sorts.
Thank you, Glenn.

Mmm, mmm.
Mmm!

These are good.
You gotta try this.

Hmm?
Mmm.

So good.
Mmm.

(MOUTHING) I win!

Maddy, I was hoping
to have a word.

If you've got something
to say about Glenn and me,

you can say it
in front of her.

It's about my father.

Is he okay?

(SIGHS)

All right.
Guys, can you
give us a moment?

Is grandpa sick?
No, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Finn, you got
any Japanese video games?

No.

GLENN:
Come with me.

I gotta show you something.
They are seriously sick.

I was in Tokyo last year
shooting for...

Is it bad?

It's terrible.

How could you possibly
be so naive?

You just will not give up,
will you?

What is it about that woman?
Just tell me.

You have such a blind spot
for her, ever since we met,

when I rescued you
from her clutches.
Rescued me?

You've made sensible
decisions, Maddy.

I married you.
Great example.

And I divorced you.
Better yet.

That woman stalked you.

I cannot believe,
after all these years,

she's still pushes
your buttons.

We found her in our bed
in a crotchless
Catwoman outfit.

And you thought
it was Christmas.

(SIGHS)

(SNIFFS)

She's not good for you.

Oh, and you are?

GLENN: Meow.

I think you better go.

(SMACKS NEWSPAPER)

(DOORS OPENS)

You know, Mads, I still have
that Catwoman outfit.

Every working mother worries
about her family's safety.

I've spent my career
fighting the criminals

that threaten our families.

David Potter has spent
his career with the IRS.

If you want
a district attorney

that knows how to make
our streets safer

and free from vices
that threaten our kids,

like drugs
and prostitution,

then make Scarlet Leon
your next District Attorney.

Okay, cut.

Thank you! Reset!

All right, uh, now we're gonna
do the version without Ben.

What version without Ben?

Well, things with the firm,
they could get a little messy.

You wanna do a version
without me?

Well, it might be wise.

Okay.
Just in case.

Yeah.
You're probably right.

Wise call.
Yes.

Why haven't you returned
my phone calls?

(GASPS)
What are you doing here?

I'm here because you haven't
returned my phone calls.

I'm sorry, Roy, I've had
rather a lot on my plate.

Leanne...

Do you know how close I was
to being here legally?

All I needed
was a signature...
One little signature.

But the man who was supposed
to sign off on my paperwork

decided to throw himself
off the top of this building

rather than see me here
legally.

And he must have taken it
with him to purgatory

because it's nowhere
to be bloody found!

I told Carlotta about you.

You did what?

I had to.

The guilt was eating me up.

Are you crazy?
What did she say?

She kicked me out.

And now,

I'm all yours.

(CRYING)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

And I think
you should tell Bevan

it would be wise for him
to keep his ass in Scotland.

You thought last night
was weird?

Phew! Things just got
a whole lot weirder.

Glenn spent the night
with Maddy.

What do you think
about that?

I mean, I'm not anti-lesbian
or gay, bi, tri, pi.

I could care less.

But this woman,
who you dragged back
in my life...

Hey!
Are you even listening to me?

Not really, Kee, no.

Well, it's kind of a thing.

I'm sure it is.

What's that?

That would be the charges
being leveled against the firm

by the FBI, accompanied
by supporting evidence.

What are you talking about,
charges?

I mean my father,
in collaboration
with Robert Ebell,

laundered Mexican drug money
through this firm

for 15 years.

And there's
a very good chance,
since they're both dead,

I'll be charged
as an accomplice
and held responsible.

Your dad laundered
Mexican drug money?

He busted our balls
for smoking oregano

down in the basement...
He's a hypocrite.

Forget him.
This is about me now, Kee.

Me in jail!

Oh, please.
That's not gonna happen.

I'll handle this.
I'll make a call.

I'm getting Cal Crawford.

What are you talking about?

Are you crazy?
Cal Crawford?

No, we keep this
in the family.

Kee, my father was running
an incredibly intricate web

of corporate deceit
for 15 years.

I need Cal Crawford.

You don't think
I'm up to this?

'Cause I'll pull out
all the stops.

I know you'd pull out
all the stops,

but I don't think
you're up to this.

This is my life
we're talking about, man.

Okay.

I gotta go.

Yeah.
Good luck with Sam.

You're probably right.

If it was me,
I'd want the best too.

I believe issues
like three strikes laws

and mandatory
minimum sentences

are issues that our community
needs to confront.

MAN: Mr. Potter,
if you were elected,

would you seek
to legalize prostitution?

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

Look, prostitution

may be the only thing
occupying your mind right now,

but I am actually concerned...

(SNORING)
...with making
our streets safer.

From prostitutes?
Like your fiancee?

Do people like her pose
a threat to the people
of Los Angeles?

Did she pay taxes on
her earnings as a prostitute?

And if not, does the IRS
intend to prosecute her?

God, I could barely
get a word in.

You didn't need to.

All anyone's ever gonna think
when they hear

the name "David Potter" now
is, the guy with the hooker.

SCARLET:
You know, he's not a bad guy.

I mean,
he doesn't deserve this.

Well, it's too late now.

(SIGHS)

Did you leak it?

You really wanna know?

Yes. No.
Yes, yes.

It only took three calls,
Scarlet.

It was gonna
come out anyway.

Hi. Hello.
Do you remember me?

Oh.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Let's play it again.

(SCOFFS) Again?

I think
I'm gonna be sick.

I really can't handle this
right now.

This DVD is
their entire case, Leanne.

Well, it's a pretty
convincing case,
if you ask me.

How can he possibly
be pleading not guilty?

He's got a big reputation
to protect.

He's actually
a very nice man.

A loving pet owner.

You can be into this stuff
and still be a loving father

or husband or...

Doctor.
Back it up there.

I can't, I'm sorry.
I...I have to go.

That's funny,
I had the same reaction

the first couple of
dozen times I watched it.

But then it just...
Doesn't even shock me anymore.

Maybe you should play it
to the jury a few 100 times,

add a little music.

By the end of the trial,
they'll love it so much

it'll be
this year's breakout hit.

You know,
you could have a point there.

What?

Just play it.

Play it, play it, play it.

Play it
till they don't care.

Play it until they're bored.

Are you serious?
Yeah!

Do I have to be there?

Yeah.

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

Had I known
it was gonna be like this,

I wouldn't have come.

An election for D.A.

that probably 2% of the county
cares about,

but you had an ex-prostitute,
and you stir, and suddenly,

there's something
to write about.

I saw you talking
to some guy in there.

Was that
an old friend of yours?

Uh, a friend
of an old friend.

I met him at a dinner party
about a year ago.

Were you working,
or was it a social thing?

I'm sorry.
(PHONE RINGING)

I gotta take this.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Hi, Gloria.

GLORIA:
Well, how do you think
that went?

They won't let it go.

All they want is blood.

I'm sending you
a package, David.

What you decide to do with it
is your business.

But if it helps inform
your decision,

I know who leaked the story
on Mikhaela.

GLENN:
No comment!

MAN: Do you have
a drinking problem?
No comment!

Do you have
a drinking problem?

This election
is about the safety

of the citizens of this city.

Why do you vultures
always focus on distractions?

What about the reports
emerging now

that your husband's law firm

has been laundering
Mexican drug money?

What?

End of an era, Ben.

Thank God your father
didn't live to see this.

Did you like
my father, Cal?

I didn't really know him.

Always found him charming.

Yep.
He was a charmer.

He was a real charmer.

That's what he'd do
with juries...

Charm them.

That son of a bitch!

That lying son of a bitch!

All these years!

I hated myself

for hating him!

But I was right, Cal!

I had cause!

(PANTING)

I had cause.

This is some legacy, huh?

You should take a second.

There'll be press out there.

Scarlet, I once got a guy
elected to Congress

who had 15 kids
with seven different women.

He was from South Carolina,
and he ran antiabortion.

Politics is
all about context.

I did coke with Kee
at college.

So did I.
So did I.

Who hasn't?
The coke is nothing.

Even when your husband
stands accused of being
a money launderer

for a Mexican drug cartel?

That's trickier.

You could kick him out.

What?

Just for a month
or two.

And then the tearful reunion,
blah, blah, blah.

Your cynicism terrifies me
sometimes, it really does.

It's just a little bit
of theater.

They'll lap it up.
The real issue is the DUI.

And how was that
not recorded?

Scar, did you make a call
to a cop friend?

'Cause that would be
perversion of justice,

and that would be
the ball game.

Kee made a call.

Who to?

I honestly don't know.

KEEGAN: Ladies,
I cannot tell you that.

Yes, you can.

Of course you can.
No.

You're gonna
tell us something,

or you will not be a man
when you leave this room.

Even if I did tell you,
she would deny it.

GLENN: Oh, come on!
There was someone.

And it was a she.
She. She.

No, no!
She.

So who's a she
who could do that?
KEEGAN: I misspoke.

Not me...I'm not a she
who could do that.

No, no, no,
it has to be someone

much higher up
than A.D.A. Level.

Gloria Barzmann?

(GASPS)

Gloria Barzmann.

ALL:
Gloria Barzmann!

She told me
she was having
a revenge affair.

It was around that time.
Kee, was it you?

No, no. I'm...
Don't be ridiculous.

Gloria Barzmann?
No, no, no.

It was Gloria Barzmann.
It was Gloria.

GLENN: Oh!
It wasn't Gloria.

They could subpoena
her phone records.

Which would prove
that I called her,

and in doing so,
make me an accomplice.

Come on, Red,
I was trying to help you.

You gotta give us
something, Kee.

I'm not giving you
anything.

But I am handling
Sam's case.

What about it?

So who would have thought
we'd both become stars

on the same day?

The Leon gang!
(LAUGHS)

Pretty cool, huh?

Okay.

So it's
the silent treatment then.

Fine!

You didn't turn up
to the debate.

You didn't call.

I had the FBI up my ass.
Yes.

I learned that from a pack
of press monkeys today.

And why did I learn
that Mikhaela was a hooker

from the same damn monkeys?

Kee must have told you,
didn't he?

Didn't he?

I promised.

I'm your wife!

So? What?

You would've used it
if I told you?

That's not the point!

It damn well is.

I wouldn't
have used it, Ben!

But I would like to think
that you trusted me

and that the decision
to use it

would've been one
we would've made together.

You know,
I didn't tell you stuff

because I

didn't want you to worry.

(SCOFFS)

Thank you.

Hey!

You will listen to me.

What do you have to say?

I don't know
if I know you anymore.

I don't know if you're pissed
about me or us

or the damn campaign.

I'm looking at prison.

You're looking at City Hall,

and I don't know
how to reconcile that.

You know what I think?

What?

I think running for office
is just another attempt

to find whatever it is
that's missing for you.

First it was yoga.
Then it was pottery.

Then it was therapy.
Then it was more therapy.

Then it was Bali
with the kids.

Then it was Rio
without the kids.

Then it was
the recommitment ceremony.

And now

it's running for D.A.

Well,

I'm not prepared
to indulge you anymore,

because we could travel
the whole wide world,

and you could
become President,

and you still
won't talk to me

about your damn life.

(FELIX PANTING)

(FELIX WHIMPERS)

What the hell, Jan?
What's he doing in here?

Sit! Sit!

He was so lonely outside.

We talked about this.

We agreed.
We promised we wouldn't...

(EXHALES)
My trial is starting.

He was crying.

He doesn't understand.

Come on,
don't be so silly now.

Silly?
Silly?

(LAUGHS)
This isn't silliness, Jan.

This is my life.
This is our life.

Darling, you can't go on
like this.

(BOTH SIGH)

How did we get
to this place?

(GROANS)

I was a Rhodes scholar.

I've brought thousands
of children into this world.

But for the rest of my life,
I'll be known for one thing

and one thing only!

No! I won't have that.

You are still a marvel
of a man.

And whatever anybody says,
you are the kindest,

most decent, loving man
in the entire universe!

I'm thinking of telling Kee
to change my plea to guilty.

No!

A trial will only be worse
for you and Becca.

You haven't done
anything wrong.

We are gonna fight this thing,
and you're gonna be acquitted.

Now get back into bed.
Come on.

Come on.

(GROANING)

Oh, darling.
(FELIX WHIMPERS)

(YELLS)

KEEGAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
this trial is about consent.

This trial is about justice,

not just for my client
but for his
adoring, loving dog.

And that may seem humorous
to some of you,
but let me just...

Falcon's lawyer Keegan Deane

held a press conference
earlier today...

MAN:
This had to be a huge shock
to his wife.

WOMAN:
Gives new meaning
to "being in the doghouse."

WOMAN:
You can see it in his eyes.

Well, Scarlet's out
of the headlines.

WOMAN:
He's creepy!

Mads, you gotta see this.

KEEGAN:
If Felix could speak,
he'd tell ya.

He loves his master.

Sometimes I totally get
why you married that man.

KEEGAN:
Your Honor, may we run
the DVD now in slow motion?

Mr. Deane, really?

The jury's already
watched this 13 times.

That's true, Your Honor,
but the jury
has not watched it

in slow motion,

nor have they seen it
frame by frame.

Frame by frame?

Your Honor,
it would be prejudicial

to my client's defense

if the jury was not
intimately acquainted

with the act
for which he's accused.

Very well.

Frame 379, Leanne.

We're back,
again in the boudoir.

And here's
the unknown prostitute.

She sits on the bed naked,

except for the mask
that covers her face,

as you can see here.

And shuttle forward
a little bit.

Here comes Felix.

My goodness, he's happy
to be there too, isn't he?

Tail bobbing wildly,
as you can see.

And his keenness
to participate is
clearly demonstrated

right there,
by a fully engorged...
Freeze it!

These little mittens
that are covering his paws

are obviously to protect
the unknown prostitute

from any scratching.

Play on.

This is the same version,
obviously,

in high-resolution
vivid setting.

Go ahead.

Look at the lighting
on Felix

when you look at him
in this high resolution.

Isn't that extraordinary?

Next frame, please.
Frame 97,122.

As you can see again,
Felix, tail wagging.

Almost seems to be smiling,
enjoying the act

in the loving embraces of both
master and unknown prostitute.

Next frame.
Your Honor.

All these references
to an unknown prostitute?

Excuse me?

Your Honor,
may we approach?

Keegan,
what's going on here?

We all know this "unknown
prostitute" is Mrs. Falcon.

I'm not acting
for Mrs. Falcon.

When I get your client
in the box,

I'm going to ask him
about her.

And if he's lying, Keegan,

we'll charge him
with perjury as well.

My client and his wife
want their daughter Rebecca

to live a long
and happy life.

Girl needs her mother.
Come on, guys.

Give the kid a break.

(SIGHS)

We have a series
of affidavits

from several employees
at Leon & Associates

stating you, Mr. Leon,

constantly asserted the fact
that it was your firm...

(SCOFFS)
And that you were
in control.

My client respectfully pleads
the Fifth Amendment

and will decline
to answer that.

No, I do not decline
to answer that question, Cal.

This thing has to end.

I did try to assert
control of the firm,
and I failed dismally.

Any loyalty the bastards
who worked there had

was to my father,
who was bastard-in-chief.

To me, they showed nothing
but contempt,

especially
after my father died.

Now what I know
is that you guys don't have

a single incriminating
document with my signature,

nor any emails from or to me
regarding these crimes.

And we all know these cases
are all about paper trails.

You got nothing.

So charge me now,

or be prepared
for the mother
of all lawsuits.

'Cause you know that's
where Cal here will shine.

KEEGAN:
Dr. Vaughan is a professional
animal psychologist.

Do you believe that the life
of an animal

equates to the life
of a human being?

We are all animals,
Mr. Deane.

I have no doubt
you're all animal.

Pardon?

Do you believe
that the value of a sheep

or a rat or a dog

is of similar value
to that of a human life?

See, I believe we have erred
in creating classes of people,

classes of animals.

Think a dog should be allowed
to drive a car or vote?

(SIGHS)

You're being ridiculous,
Mr. Deane.

I don't think a dog
should be forced to have sex

against his or her will.

Let's watch that DVD again.

We'd like you
to take a look at this

and tell me the moment
or moments

where Felix
is being coerced

or forced
or even encouraged.

Play it!

So where did you pick up
this prostitute, Dr. Falcon?

I rang a brothel
and asked for a girl
who, uh...

Specialized
in that sort of thing.

I see, and, uh,

how much exactly did you pay
for this specialization?

Um...th...
Uh, three...

(DOOR OPENS)

Dr. Falcon, how much did
you pay for this prostitute?

I...

I just... (SIGHS)

Dr. Falcon,
how much did you pay...

Your honor, do we really need
to know the financial details

of this transaction?
(INAUDIBLE)

I don't think
this is relevant.

I tend to agree,
Mr. Deane.

Is the prosecution
about all wrapped up?

Your honor...
(CLEARS THROAT)

No further questions.

David, no.
This cannot go on, okay?

If you want me
on the campaign, fine,
I'm gonna do it.

But you cannot
keep asking me

if I have slept with
every second guy we talk to.

It cannot go on.
You're right, it can't.

I hate to say this,

but you don't need me
to win this, you know.

None of this
is what it should be.

What is it with politics?

Scarlet is a good woman,
I'm a good man,

and within a month,
we are reduced to monkeys

throwing crap
at each other.

But, be that as it may,
Mikhaela,

there's one question
that I have to ask you.

What?

It's eating away
inside of me, and I just...

It's about
your cousin Angus.

What about him?
Is he a real person?

I...

What...
David, I don't understand.

Is he a real person,

or is he someone
that you invented

to cover up the fact that
one of your clients
was Keegan Deane?

(SNIFFLES)

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

(INHALES)

(MIKKI GASPS)

(DAVID YELLS)
David!

(MIKKI BREATHING HEAVILY)

Prosecution keeps talking
about cruelty and consent.

Consent.

Does a horse consent

to being ridden around a track
and beaten on the backside?

Do rabbits consent
to being tested

for something LeBron James is
gonna stick under his armpits?

No.

46 million Americans

own at least one dog,

and last year they cooked up
27 billion pounds of beef.

And that was all carved

right off the backside of
35 million vegetarian cattle.

How about that?

The hypocrisy is devastating,
ladies and gentlemen.

I'm gonna ask you,
how many of you

own a dog
but love a T-bone?

Come on. Huh?

We find the defendant
not guilty.

Yes!

LANNING:
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

thank you very much
for your service.

The city of Los Angeles
thanks you.

Dr. Falcon,
you are free to go.
Case is closed.

(GAVEL BANGS)

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

With a record low
7% turnout,

David Potter has been elected
L.A.'s next District Attorney.

(CRYING)

Potter has yet
to make a statement,

but Mayor Gloria Barzmann
says she's delighted

by the city's choice.

And now the weather.
Claudette.

(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, okay, okay.

My condolences
on your defeat.

And my apologies.

Why are you apologizing?

I didn't vote.

(LAUGHING)

Yeah, well, neither did 95%
of the city.

(SIGHS)

Why did I think
this was gonna make me happy?

(CHUCKLES)

Did you really
get into politics

to find happiness,
Scarlet?

(SIGHS)

When was the last time
you were happy?

And I'm not talking
about births and marriages.

I'm talking about, like,
when you as a person

were consistently happy.

Mmm, I don't know,
last year of law school.

Since then,
it's been all survival.

Growing up sucks.

Mmm. Have you grown up,
really?

I remember you
your last year of law school.

I remember you.
It was your first year.

Yeah, you were
the shining star.

Oh, you burned so bright.

And you were locked
in my orbit.

(LAUGHING)

Trapped...
More than locked,

I seem to recall.

I was so stupidly
in love with you.

You know, we never had
a single date.

It was just sex.

You ever regret that?

No.

One of the advantages
of never growing up.

To Peter Pan.

To Wendy.

I should go.

I'm so sorry.

I love you so much.
I'm so sorry.

It's not your fault, darling.
Shh.

(CRYING)

I love you too,
more than words
could ever express.

(FELIX SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR)

(FELIX WHIMPERING)

Hey, baby.
It's me.

You okay?

BEN:
I know you must be
disappointed, and I'm sorry.

I've been
distracted recently.

But you know what I think?

I think this is
a new beginning for us.

And I don't think
that's a bad thing right now.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)