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Let's not forget
one basic fact.

That I'm a prostitute.

Where's my money, Kee?

You're just this,
like, innocent creature.

I'm not innocent, David.

Every other minute, I think
that he's gonna find out

everything about my past.

I'm thinking about
running for D.A.

When's the Mayor gonna
announce the endorsement?

NEWS ANCHOR:
The Mayor of Los Angeles
is dead.

I'd like to thank
the city council

for asking me to take
my husband's seat.

Nice to see you
again, Gloria.

You called me here
to talk to him?

You shouldn't have affairs
with your students.

That was not a relationship.
That was a criminal act.

Leanne is on
the phone for you.

She said she was
your assistant.

I never do
this sort of thing.

Yeah, me neither.

(CROWD CHEERING)
All right!

Look alive.
Look alive, people.

Come on, let's go.
Okay.

DARNELL: Oh!
Yeah, come on.
Get it, get it!

All right, go,
go, go! Yeah!

Months and months you've
been hot for my client, Ted.

Now it takes two hours
to return a call?

Dutch Sullivan
is Jack Missile.

He was born
to play that part.

I don't care
what you're hearing!

Dutch gets the part!
Make it happen.

DARNELL: All right.
Ho, there we go!

Did we close on Dutch?

There's no "We," Brandon.

Is this tepid?
It feels tepid.

DARNELL: All right.

What the hell is this?

DARNELL: Perfect.
Let's go, guys. Let's go.

Time out! Time out!
Stop the game!

What are you doing?

What's my son doing
in right field?

DARNELL: I think
he's fine where he is.

His talents are being
wasted out there.

Right field fits
his talents perfectly.

He should be pitching.

Mr. Fawcett, why don't you
sit back down

and enjoy the game?

Or make another phone call.

Do you know who I am?

Yes, and I have
a pretty good idea
of what you are too.

Who the hell do you think
you're talking to, buddy?

You need to back
your finger up, son.

Listen, coach.
Get back, man.

No, I'll tell you
what to... Ow! Oh.

Oh, he hit me!

That son of a bitch hit me!

Oh, you all saw it!
Ah! Ah.

What are you
people staring at?

Someone call an ambulance.

Oh, god.
(GROANS)

I'm... (LAUGHS)

The dumbest guy
in the office.
I still don't get it.

If you have
an incoming call...

Incoming call.

Press the button next
to the line that's blinking.

Okay.

To make an outgoing call,
choose an unoccupied line.

Unoccupied line.
And you just dial?

Nine.
Right.

And then the number.

And what's this
little guy over here?

Speakerphone.

Okay.

Good morning!

Hi.
Morning.

Kee?
Hmm?

What the hell's
going on here?

Um, I'm sorry
Mr. Leon. I was just...

I was just helping
Mr. Deane with his phone.

Complicated phone system.

Clearly, if you need to get
undressed to demonstrate.

Hit nine.
Yes, nine. Hit nine.

Hi, Mr. Deane.

Hey.
Have a super day.

Everybody's so nice.

Are you out of your mind?

I could say
the same thing to you.

How about knocking
on the door?

Kee, this is
a place of business.

Cindy's not a lesbian.
This proves it.

This proves nothing.

This is your fault.
What?

I have nothing
to do here, Ben.

Then figure something out
that's not in violation

of the California
fair employment act.

They allow for punitive
damages in this state, Kee.

Punitive damages.

She came on to me.

Just stay out of trouble
and stay out of Cindy.

(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR)
That's called knocking. Yeah?

Kee, I... Mr. Deane,
Mr. Booker is here to see you.

Your bookie?

My bookie's name
isn't "Booker."

Tell him I'm not here.

Yeah, you are.

I'm sorry,
I owe you money?

Wow. Come on, man.

Do all big black men
look alike to you?

Kee, it's me.

Jules?

How do you two
know each other?

We don't.
Uh, he's my decorator.

Uh, yeah.
We're going with all beige.

Your look was
a lot more colorful

when you were
running the brothel.

Yeah, well, "Jules"
is an act, Kee.

He's a persona I invented
so I wouldn't scare off
white boys like yourself.

Huh?
See, when Jules
gets upset,

he comes off
a little bitchy.

(SNAPPING)
"Kee, where's my money?"

Yeah.
Yeah, yeah,

but when Darnell gets upset,
it's a different story.

"Kee! Where's my money?"
Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Mm-hmm.
So, you're not gay.

No, no, no, bro.
I'm still gay,

just not Jules gay.

Oh.

What do you got?
Yeah, right here.

That's my husband
and kids.

That is Blake, my boo,

and then the little slugger
is Blake, Jr., and...

(GIGGLES)
That's Blanca, she's my baby.

Proud papa Jules.
Look at you.

Don't call me that when I'm
talking about my kids, man.

I need to Keep my lives
separate and so do you.

Wait, wait a second.

Blake?

Your husband
doesn't know about...

Jules and
the whole sex business?

As far as the law is
concerned, he can't know.

(LAUGHS)

There's a little chain
of Froyo shops

that he maintains legit.

You might have heard
of Blakeberry.

You guys are Blakeberry?
Yeah.

I'm a Blakeberry flavor saver.

I got like, three!

Three more and I get, like,
one of the tubs and a t-shirt,

the hat, the whole thing.
Kee, Kee.

I need this charge...
You're Blakeberry?

Yes. Keegan,
I need this charge

to go away, all right?
Can't believe that.

This is Max Fawcett
we're talking about here.

The press is gonna
be all over it.

It's only a matter of time
before someone...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
...connects the dots

between Jules and Darnell.

Jules, I'd like
to help you, honestly,

but I work at a corporate
old-school law firm.

They don't represent people
in your profession.

You didn't have a problem
with my profession

when I was giving you a line
of credit and my best girl.

Kee, this is my family
we're talking about here.

Be totally honest with me.
Mm-hmm.

Would you vote for her?

15 years as an A.D.A.,
97% conviction rate,

and the Mayor's endorsement?

Hell, yeah,
I'm voting for her.
(EXHALES)

You talk to Gloria yet?

Yeah, I'm having lunch
with her this week.

But you cleared
the endorsement
with her, right?

Well, honey, she is
one of my closest friends.

I'm pretty sure she's
gonna endorse me over
Fairfax Freddy,

who has yet to make
a campaign speech
fully clothed.

You can't assume anything
in a campaign, Scarlet.

People lose campaigns
on assumptions all the time.

Well, Mayor Barzmann
did endorse me,

just not this
Mayor Barzmann.

Scarlet, these can't go out
until you talk to her.

They can't.

There, are you happy now?
(LAUGHS)

Honey, I am trying
to protect you.

You've made it more
than clear how important
this election is to you,

so I'm gonna do
everything I can
to help you win.

You're running
as a freshman D.A.

People need to know
Gloria's got your back.

(SIGHS)

So what are we supposed
to do with all of these?

We'll add pictures
of me and the kids,

write "Feliz Navidad"
across the top

and send them out
next Christmas.

But they don't go out
without Gloria's endorsement.

You know, you can be
really tough sometimes?

I like it.

Look, say what you want
to say about it,

but my father knew how to get
his guys into city hall,

and I'm gonna do
the same for you.

(BOTH MOANING)

That was...

...amazing.
Mmm.

(SIGHS)
Where did you learn
to do that?

Huh?

(STUTTERS) I went
to a very progressive
high school in Europe.

Oh, god, why couldn't I have
gone to school in Europe?

(LAUGHS)

Was it good for you?

Mmm, yeah, I made
a lot of good friends.

No.
(CHUCKLES)

What?

I mean this.
Oh! (LAUGHS)

Oh, yeah,
it was really nice.

It was nice?

Oh, my...
David, it was amazing.
It was great.

I don't... I don't like
to quantify intimacy.

I just think that any exchange
of affection between us is

meaningful
because it's us.

You're so right.

(SIGHS)

Marry me.

(LAUGHS)
Is that your
orgasm proposing?

My orgasm only speaks for one
particular part of my body.

I'm talking to you
from my heart.
I love you.

I'm enthralled by you.

I want to spend
the rest of my life

being dumbfounded by you,
being amazed by you.

Will you marry me?

(LAUGHS)
My god.

Oh, I love you too, David.

I really do, I just...

I just need some,
like, a little bit of time.
Is that okay?

Yeah.

(SIGHS)

That's fine, I'll wait,

but mark my words,
when you do say yes,

you're gonna look back
and you're gonna regret

that you could have
been engaged to me
that much sooner.

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS)

(BABY FUSSES)

That's your husband?

Yeah, that's Blake.

I told him I didn't
want him here,

but as soon as you say that,
you know it's happening.

I hear that.

Damn straight.

If I knew it was
gonna be like this,

I would have told those
marriage equality
people to go to hell.

Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

BAILIFF: All rise.

Be seated.

JUDGE STIPPLE:
Considering the severity
of the victim's injuries,

I'm going to grant
the prosecutor's request.

This case will be upgraded
to felony assault.

Mr. Deane, the clerk will
give you your new trial date.

Your honor, this is
completely unreasonable.

Approach the Bench.

Judge Stipple, I don't think
we've had the pleasure.

My husband warned
me about you.

Dr. Sean Stipple.

Perhaps you remember him
from the Hills Country Club?

Oh, yeah.
How's he doing?

Miserable, since you got him
banned from the course
for fighting.

Well, he did throw
a golf club at me.

Only after you
endlessly harassed
him for moving slowly.

That's called
"slow play," yeah.

I know your
reputation, Mr. Deane,

and I won't put up
with any bad behavior.

(BANGS GAVEL)
Court adjourned.

I don't suppose you want
to give me a little smile
for my client's sake.

(CHUCKLES)

Thank you.

So did she take back
the felony charge, or...

Pretty much, yeah.
We're gonna be fine.

There's plenty of witnesses
who saw exactly what happened.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(ELECTRIC SIZZLING)

(CROWS CAWING)

So you were at the game.

You came out of the stands
once the fight started,

and you can't tell me
what you saw?

I'd like to help.
Coach has been incredible.

He helped put Justin on track
for a college scholarship.

College?
How old is he?

Just turned ten.

We have our eye
on Stanford's program.

Rotate and extend, Justin,
like in the footage!

Hey, you know coach
Darnell can go to prison
for a long time, right?

Mr. Deane, my husband's
an accountant.

His firm almost tanked
until Max referred him
to two "A" list directors.

I hope you can understand.

Electrolyte break!

All these helicopter
parents...

It's a wonder the kids haven't
had their heads chopped off.

How'd you go?
No luck.

The lady in the hat
saw the fight

but she won't testify
because Max arranged

for her new line of soy
candles to be included

in the gift baskets
for the Oscars.

How about the guy
in the beard?

He won't talk.

Max got him a speaking part
in a Dutch Sullivan movie.

I knew I recognized him.
Tokyo Rampart.

Vince made me
watch it 20 times.

"You like sushi?"
"Get your chopsticks ready."

"I'm going wasabi
on his ass."

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

You ever been
to the movies with Roy?

Why would I go
to the movies with Roy?

No reason.

Only that he mentioned
he liked the movies

the last time that we spoke
that day at your apartment.

Although, we couldn't
very well speak after that,

'cause he doesn't have
my number.

Unless he asked you for it.
He didn't.

I know he likes to go
to the movies with his
pregnant wife, Leanne.

He hasn't mentioned
me at all?

Hey, what happened
to the guy from Scotland?

First name starts
with a "B."

Hey, honey.

Everything all right?

Do people become shrinks
because they're crazy?

Excuse me?

Is this about Stacy?

Yeah, she's with
someone else now.

Well, honey, I'm sorry,
but that's to be expected.

She's an adult woman
with an adult life, so...

I mean, surely
you can understand

that she needs to be
with someone her own age.

I could understand that

if she hadn't left me
for someone younger.

Younger?

Younger than you?

Yeah.

The little zit-faced
loser just turned 15.

Great shrink work, mom.

Scarlet.

What can I do for you?

I don't want to take up
too much of your time.

(SIGHS) You're still annoyed
with me for setting up that
meeting with Kee aren't you?

Was that a meeting?
(CHUCKLE)

'Cause it felt more
like an ambush.

I'm sorry.

I was really hoping
that we could put it
behind us because...

Because you want
my endorsement.

I'm gonna think about that
and get back to you.

Look, I know I used
bad judgment,

but Gloria, we've been
friends for a really long...

There's a lot more to consider
now than just our friendship,
Scarlet.

Okay.

I look forward
to hearing from you.

BLAKE: Mr. Deane.

Over here.

Blake?

(THUD, CLATTER)

Hey.

What's up?

Darnell?

This is my husband's black...
No, excuse me.

This is Jules's black book.

In it there's enough
to make this case disappear.

Hey, no, it's gonna
make me disappear too.

Excuse me,
but we've discussed this

and decided it's
the right thing to do.

No, you decided
it was the right thing to do.

Just take a look... Let me...
No! Stop it!

You actually have
a little black book?

That is very old-school
of you, Jules.

You didn't want to just
load it on a flash drive?

Well, computers
get hacked, Kee.

This book is the only copy
of my client records.

Come on.
No.

And it has never left
my possession.

My business is built
on a covenant of privacy

with my clients, all right?

If word gets out that
I exposed even one of them,

this whole city will go
under panic, okay?

You have 48 hours.

Guard that book
with your life.
Hey, hey, hey.

You can trust me.
I'm not only your lawyer,
I'm a former client.

I give you full discretion.

Yeah, counting on
Keegan Deane
for discretion.

Hmm. Yeah,
good job there, Blake.

Yeah, but of course,
you know what's best.

Oh, but I do know
what is best, Darnell,
for my family,

and that is keeping
my man out of jail.

Yeah, well,
I'm already in jail.

Are you?
Emotional jail!

With a man who only cares
about what he wants!

Well, help yourself
to any loose change

or women's jewelry
you find between the cushions.

I just got my hand
on a little black...

Little black book.

Mmm, that was nice.

What happened
to this "Just friends"
policy of yours?

You were pretty
adamant about that.

Yeah, well,
I changed my mind.

You and Harry have a fight?

Uh-uh.
Can you shut up?

(MOANS)

(MOANS)
Okay.

Clay Randolph fill him in,
or did one of your ex-clients
clue him in on your past?

Your 20 questions are up.

(BREATHING HARD)

He ask you to marry him?

Oh, that's it?

Seriously?
He proposed?

Can this guy be
any more predictable?

Oh, my god,
what am I doing?

Don't tell me you said yes.

I haven't answered.

Don't tell me
you're gonna say yes.

I just thought that maybe if
I could be with someone else,

then maybe I shouldn't.

No, listen, you're using me
to test yourself.

Yes, sorry.

Okay, this is great.
This is great.

You failed the test.

Taking your
bra off is failing.

Keegan this is
a mistake, okay?

I was using you,
and I'm sorry.

No, no, no, use me,
use me, use me, use me.

Keegan, Keegan, I'm sorry.

I'm saying to use me.
I'm sorry.

Mikki.

I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey.

You failed the test.
You know that, right?

Please. Please.
What?

He doesn't even know
your real name.

Neither do you.

Cindy, hello.
I'm here to see Keegan.

What is this
in reference to?

It's in reference to me being
his long-suffering assistant

whom he never seems to pay.

But that's my problem.

Well, actually, you're
his domestic assistant.

I'm his real assistant.
Just to be clear.

(LAUGHS)

Just to be even more clear,

you may be his
real assistant in here,

but I'm his assistant
everywhere in the universe,

which includes here.

Well, as his assistant
who actually gets paid
to be his assistant,

I'm afraid I have to disagree
with you, Luanne.

It's "Leanne," and if you
actually knew what being
his assistant entailed,

you'd forever give up
coveting that position.

I'll be in his office, Carol.

Do you know that Jules has
over 20,000 clients in there?

I transcribed them all
according to name, date,

and pertinent pervy detail,
like role play, toys,
pain threshold.

Am I listed in here?
Obviously.

(CHUCKLES)

But I chose not to transcribe
your sordid details.

What about the other visitors?

Got any highlights?

Well, Roy wasn't in there,
so at least I know
he's sexually discerning.

That's the opposite
of a highlight, Leanne.

Turns out America's
favorite comedian

has a fetish for women
with extra toes.

I like the specificity,
but is that...

Ooh.
I know.

Despite winning two Oscars,
this leading man

can only orgasm whilst being
dominated by little people.

How little?

Very little.
He played the pope.

Yeah.

You're telling me
Max isn't in here?

Nowhere.

Apparently, not even
a prostitute will sleep
with him for money.

Several of his clients, yes.

You know what?

This book is
leverage, Leanne.

As soon as word gets out about
the twisted predilections
of his other clients...

You'd leak it?

That's very hypocritical
for a man who believes
in "Live and let live."

Yeah, well, Max
brought it on himself

once he brought bogus
charges against Jules.

Okay, but before you do that,
there is this one name

that I thought
would interest you.

Nobody was ever
supposed to find out.

It was a bachelor party
for Dave Kindy years ago.

Things got out of hand.

Well, now you
got my attention.

These girls showed up.

I was so wasted,
I gave them my credit card.

Jules takes plastic?

What?
Nothing.

Kee, you have to get
my name out of that book.

I don't know, Ben,
I kind of like not being
the only perv in the room.

If anyone finds out, it could
cost me the firm, everything,

and what am I
supposed to tell Scarlet?

She's running
for public office.

You're supposed
to tell Scarlet nothing

and know that I'm gonna take
your name out of that book.

Thank you.
But you owe me.

Seriously?

All right, we're even?

Not even close.

Fine.

Excuse me,
you know where 14 is?

(BEEPING)

Stuck up actresses.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa! 14?

Keegan Deane?
Yeah.

Fred Lunz.
The director?

Yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.

I saw that online video of
you going off on that actor.

He's all screaming
about his motivation.

I was on your side.
I thought he deserved it.

Well, I find most actors
need a good yelling at

every once in a while.
Sure.

Why don't you go make a phone
call or something, all right?

Listen, I hear
you have a book.

I need you to get my
name out of that book.

The book, right.

The book, right?

Fred, I don't know...

Okay, all right.

I was gonna go take my son
to the game tonight,

but why don't you enjoy
these courtside seats
for the Laker game.

Okay?
Ah...

Take the carrot.
Okay.

Let's go.

Don't make me use the stick.

Got it.

Enjoy the game.

Excuse me,
you guys know where 14 is?

Yeah, it's right here.

That's... Hey, that's the guy.
You're the guy.

I'm the guy.
He's... (LAUGHS)

Uh, Dutch.

That's it.
"You like sushi?"

Excuse me?
"We go wasabi."

Uh, oh, okay,
there it is.
(LAUGHS) Okay. Yeah.

My kid made me
watch that 20 times.

I swear, and I love that.

Hey, can I get a picture
for him? Big fan.

Uh, sure, come on.
Okay, all right.

Great, great, great.
(LAUGHS) This is great.

I thought you were
gonna be, like, giant.

On the screen you're so big.
All right, here we go.
No, no, no.

One, two, three.

(PAT)

All right.

Looks good, huh?
Uh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe a little...

You put your hand
on him, and I'll
have security break it.

Oh, it's cool, Max.
No, it's not.

A.P. guy's waiting
for you in your trailer.

I have no interest in
that book you're peddling.

Oh, hell you don't.
Max, listen,

it's got a lot of your
featured clients in it,

lurid details and all.

Who do you think you're
dealing with here, Deane?

I'm telling you,
I'll go public
with this, Max.

You may be a lawyer,
but I am an agent.

I'm three rungs below you
on the evolutionary scale.

Lawyer, pedophile,
United States
Congressman, agent.

You got to come at me
with something more
than a pimp's black book.

Hey, hey, Max, come on.
What are you doing here?

Going after your kid's peewee
baseball coach or something.

What the hell's
wrong with you?

Is it because somebody finally
had the balls to stand up
to you and say no?

Really?

You think I don't hear
the word "No" all day long

from the studios,
networks, producers?

Do you how many of those
"Nos" I've turned into
million-dollar deals

and Oscar-winning
performances?

Not to mention
four marriages

that I turned into
alimony payments.

"No" is a seduction.
It's a siren song,

and it's the answer
I'm giving you.

I'm not dropping the charges.
This is Hollywood, Deane.

With all the sociopaths
in that book,

I give it a three-to-one
you even make it
to our next court date.

That your car?

One of many.

(LAUGHS)
You are a real dick.

See you in court, Max.

(BOTH SMOOCHING)

Baby, I don't want
to pressure you,

but have you given any
thought to the big question?

David, I have been
thinking about it a lot.

It's all I've been
thinking about.
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

MAN: Gimme the damn bag.

Help me!
Gimme that!

Hey!
Help me!

Hey!

(BABY CRYING)

Hey!

Ugh!

David!
(OVERLAPPING SHOUTING)

David! David!

I'm okay, I'm okay.
Just call the police.

Okay, okay. Breathe.
Need some help out here!

Um, my fiance
has been shot.

Duquesne and Washington.

Please, we need an ambulance
now and the police!

He caught the guy!

Need you to knock down
the outstanding debt, Roy.

That's not my call, Kee.

It's Victor you owe
the money to.

We got nothing
to talk about then.

Maybe I can cover
part of the payment.

Cut it in half, I'll give you
Leanne's number right now.

Half?
Man, that's $2,000.

You're right, probably be
cheaper for you to pick up
some baby oil and tissue.

Kee, Kee look,
I can't get Leanne
off my mind.

It's like this invisible force
drawing her to me.

That's called newton's first
law of vaginal attraction.

That's some sweet fruit.

Don't talk to me
about Leanne's fruit
under any circumstances.

Come on, she didn't once
mention my name?

No. Nothing.

And she's very private
with that phone number.

I'm sorry, good night.

All right.
We got a deal.

You're taking advantage
of a man in a position
of weakness.

Hey, did you hear the news?

David Potter's been shot.

I know.
Isn't it incredible?

Stopping a mugger
after the guy shot him?

Who does that sort of thing?

Well, at least they'll have
something different to talk
about tomorrow at city hall.

All I heard about all day
was Kee and some
madam's black book.

(CHOKES)

You okay?
(HOARSELY) Fine.

Men are so juvenile.

They're either drooling
over the details or terrified
they're gonna be exposed.

(CHUCKLE)

You sure you're okay?

I'm in the book.
Yeah, right.
(LAUGHS)

It was years ago.
David Kindy's bachelor party.

The guys, they pressured me
into a private dance
with one of the women.

I'm just ramping up
my campaign.

Don't worry, Kee's taking
my name out of the book.

Tell me what happened.

Well...
I need to know.

Okay. This girl and I,
we went into a bedroom.

And?

She took off her clothes.

Uh-huh.

And she got on the bed.

And then?

And then I...

Went out and I hid in
the bathroom until she left.

Wait. What?

I pretended I had
an urgent call to make,

and I hid in the bathroom.

So nothing happened?

Of course not.
I would never do that to you.

You seem disappointed.

Hiding in the bathroom
is just a little... (SCOFFS)

Would you be happier
if I had sex with two of them
like Randy Weinstein did?

Randy Weinstein had sex
with two of them?

That's not important.

What's important
is that I didn't.

You should be happy
about that.

I am. I'm just...
You're...

I'm upset about
other things, okay?

Gloria?

(SCOFFS)

Went that well, huh?

(CHUCKLES)
Mm-hmm.

So who didn't you tell?

My phone has been
ringing off the hook,

and half of them
have been death threats.

My trial starts in less
than a week and you don't have

one viable witness
to testify on my behalf.

That's why we're asking
for a continuance.

He doesn't need a continuance,
he needs a dismissal.

Judge wants to see me
in chambers.

(STUTTERS)
What does that mean?
Oh, nothing good.

Why are you always
so negative?

I am not always negative.
Yes, you are.

What did the therapist say?

(STUTTERS) The two
most damaging words
in a marriage are...

BOTH: "Always" and "never."

But you are always
negative. And I never...

I don't need this
today, all right?

Would you like a drink,
Mr. Deane? It's bourbon.

Yes, please.

I heard you've come
into possession of a book.

Go on.

I'm being vetted
for an open seat for
the appellate court.

Mm.

The commission can't find
that name in the book.

Well, your husband's
bad behavior

hasn't gotten in
your way so far.

It's not his name
I'm worried about.

Oh, that's unexpected.

Does Dr. Stipple know
about your preference?

No.

Just take my name
out of the book

and I'll grant
your continuance.

Come on. I'm gonna save
your professional future

and all you're gonna do
is give me a continuance?

My client is innocent.

If you want the continuance,

take every reference
to Vivian Smith
out of that book.

It's my maiden name.

Sure. Vivian, listen...

It's a take-it-or-leave-it
offer, Mr. Deane.

Your charm might work
on some people,

but not this
old "lesbyterian."

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey, I believe the law
prohibits people like you

from being within
100 yards of a school,

and by "People like you,"
I mean sex offenders!

If you don't resign your
teaching position right now,

I am calling
the authorities.

Call whoever
you want, okay?

'Cause your problem
isn't with me professionally.

You're just jealous.

No!

I am not jealous of your
pathological desire
to bang 15-year-olds!

You're jealous because
your son needed me.

Okay, he needed the love
of an older woman

because the love of his mother
is clearly insufficient.

Or lacking altogether.
(LAUGHS)

Oh, is that
what you think?
Yeah.

I think you're cold
and withholding...

Withhold that, bitch!

You okay?

What kind of a world is it
where I take down

a sexual predator but I'm
the one who gets arrested?

You're in a world where
California penal code

section 240 says
taking down anyone is a crime,

but you're lucky.

I called Scarlet,
and the D.A.'s gonna
drop the charges

if you enter
anger management.

If I enter anger management?

I don't need
anger management!

No, I'm totally
getting that.

I know what your problem is.

Do you now?

It's so obvious.
I can't believe
I didn't see it before.

I had the same issue
at my last job.

It's why I had to leave.

What are you talking about?

I was in love with my boss.

(SCOFFS)
I am not in love with...

Is this your pathetic
attempt to get rid of me?

(CHUCKLES)
I'm not the one who's
still hanging around

when my boss
has clearly moved on.

Has he asked you to help him
figure out the phone yet?

Sorry.

Ho ho!
You gave Roy my number?

Wow, look at these bad boys.
Fantastic.

He's texted me 17 times.

I didn't give him anything.

I sold it to him
for a fair price.

Oh, I'm so glad that my safety
could be compromised

to service your debt.

That... That's good stuff.

A gift from
Monsignor Kavanaugh.

He said you'd understand.

Huh?

Do you know who won't
understand is Jules.

You only got a continuance.

Yeah.

None of the witnesses
from the baseball game
called you back?

Nope. Nothing from
Max's clients?

No. Only got this.

You met Dutch Sullivan.
Yeah.

Hey, I want you to send that
to yourself and print it out.

I want to frame it
for Finn.

Look at your face.

Did he go wasabi
on your ass?

No, he didn't go
wasabi on my ass.

He did actually touch
my ass, accidently.

Accidently.

Dutch Sullivan isn't gay.

Nobody's supposed to know,
which means everybody does.

Oh...

That's why his
Jack Missile deal stalled.

How do you know this?
I read the tabloids.

Can't the guy
just live his life?

No one's saying
he can't be gay.

He just can't be
perceived as gay.

We need you
to fill this out, sir.

In the unlikely event
something goes
wrong in surgery,

we'll need to contact
your next of kin.

Okay, you're looking
a little glassy-eyed.

Let me do this, okay?
Should I put your folks down?

No, they're all the way
in Des Moines.

Oh. Uh, your sister?

She's at a refugee camp
in Malawi.

I love Corvettes.

I don't really have
any next of kin close by.

I know this probably isn't
the right time to ask this,

but I don't want
to wind up in a dumpster
in the back of the hospital.

Would you be my next of kin,
Mikhaela, please?

Of course.

Well, this is very sweet,
but I'm afraid we have
to take him now.

Oh.

Am I dreaming this?
'Cause I'm really
high right now.

Here, sign here.
You're not dreaming, darling.

Be careful, huh?

That's my future husband.

Don't worry,
we got this.

So according
to the police report,

you knocked her to the ground.

Yeah, and it was
a really good, clean hit.

So you're either
a professionally
trained boxer,

or you are a therapist with
some serious rage issues.

With whom are you
actually angry, Madeline?

Oh, please, Beatrice.

I know what transference is.

I was really angry at
the woman who abused my son,

and I let her know using
my fist, which felt great.

We stockpile rage,

so even though it comes out
directed at one person,

the target is not necessarily
the lone source of our anger.

Take the pillow.

(CLICKS TONGUE)
Dear god, not the pillow.

The pillow.

Come on, you know
how this works.

I'm gonna talk about
the people in your life,

you're gonna hit
the pillow with the force

appropriate for the amount
of anger that you
associate with that person.

Fine.

Go ahead.

Okay, your son.

My son never makes me angry.

Madeline.

(SIGHS)

(CLICKS TONGUE)

What about that
Bruce fellow you were
talking about earlier?

(CHUCKLE)

(CHORTLES)

Good.

Your ex-husband?

(LAUGHS)

Come on.

(LAUGHS)

(ANGRY GIBBERISH)

Phew.

So I'm guessing there might
be some feelings there.

Baby, I told you to call me
when you were done.

No, it's okay, I'm all right.
I'm all right, I'm all right.

I know, just...
(BOTH LAUGH)

(SIGHS)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(GRUNTS)
No, I'm sorry,

we're not taking any more
press interviews today.

MIKKI: Oh.

Mayor Barzmann.

Sorry.
Pleasure.

Mikhaela, I'm David's fiancee.
Oh.

Well, I hear
Councilman Guzman
is petitioning

to rename Spring Street
"David Potter Avenue."

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Well, had I known
that getting shot came
with this many perks,

I would have done it
a lot sooner.

(LAUGHS)

Gentlemen.

David, I have
to tell you, I've been
following your story,

and I have been struck by your
courage and your sacrifice

and how well you've handled
yourself in the press.

(CHUCKLES)

You're a very
impressive man.

Well, I also got shot,
which makes me
a bit of a stupid man.

That makes you a hero.

If you would consider
a run for D.A.,

I'd be more than happy
to give you my endorsement.

I...

I'm incredibly honored.

Well, there's no reason
to answer now,

but I'll warn you,
once I set my mind
to something,

it usually happens.

Let's be in touch.

Yeah.

Tell him to do this.

(LAUGHS)

This is huge!

This is what
I've always wanted,

I just didn't know
it'd happen so soon.

Really, David?

Are you sure you're ready
for this now?

I mean, look at all these
reporters swarming around.

Baby, this is crazy.

I got nothing to hide.

I really want this.

Are we ready for this?

Of course. Of course.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Nobody's walking
away from this deal

because I'm gonna
start breaking legs!

What the hell?

Are you insane?
Get out of my car!

Hey, I'm here to apologize.

You should apologize,
you prick.

You better not be making
a mark in my seat.

Listen, it was wrong of me
to try and blackmail you

into dropping charges
against coach Darnell.

That's not the way you work.

I don't know
what I was thinking.

The only way Max Fawcett's
gonna do something for me

is if I do something
for him. Am I right?

That's where the game's over,
because there's nothing
you can do for me, Deane.

Actually no, I think
there is. Listen,

all these rejections
you've been able to spin
into gold statues,

I think there's one rejection,
Max, that would kill you.

I think it would
bring you to your knees,

and that's a rejection
from Dutch Sullivan,

and I think that's
about to happen

unless you close
this movie deal,

and if he walks,
they all walk.

Four movies,
$85 million plus back end.

The studio wanted him,
wanted him, wanted him.

Suddenly, they don't
want him so much.
Sure.

If I don't close this deal
in the next 36 hours,
Dutch will walk.

That's where we
can get into some creative
deal-making, you and I.

You're gonna drop the charges
against coach Darnell,

and I'm gonna get
Dutch Sullivan signed
to play Jack Missile.

(LAUGHS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

That's right.
Yeah.

There's not a shot
in a million you could
make that happen.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
I like your odds.

Before I was found out,

I never thought about
who I was really hurting.

Only thought about myself
and the numerous,
numerous women

I paid to have sex with
on so many occasions.

I'm here today
to announce that yes,

my name is in
the infamous black book

that's been leaked
around town,

and I'm seeking immediate help
for my sex addiction issues...

With women.

Thank you.

WOMAN: Dutch, Dutch...

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Mr. Sullivan would like
the press to respect
his privacy

during this difficult time.

He would also like to thank
his studio for standing by him

and believing in him
to the degree

that they've just signed
him to play Jack Missile

in four upcoming
feature films.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

MAX: Private jet.

We need
the double-wide trailer

with the extension for
the gym and for the sauna.
Good job, Fawcett.

Uh, vegan chef,
sushi chef.

No, I know they contradict,
but if the animal can't
be dead...

I'm so proud
of you, Darnell.
(SIGHS)

Letting that
agent's boy pitch.

DARNELL:
This is gonna be a nightmare.

Oh, good work,
good work there, Fawcett.

(CHUCKLES)
Don't be afraid of the ball.

Now that you'll be closing
the brothel,

maybe we'll have a little more
time to spend together.

Who said anything
about me closing it?

DARNELL:
I lost a lot of my clients,
but I can rebuild, baby.

If I so much as hear that
word, "Brothel," come out
of your mouth again...

Do you know how many
Froyos we have to sell...
No, I do not.

To make what I make
in an hour at the brothel?
Nor do I care.

You know what,
I'm not gonna
listen to this.

(HISSES)

(SIGHS)

As long as he can
return it within a week
after the shoot is over.

Okay, good-bye.

(PHONE BEEPS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(PHONE RINGS)

Hey.

I need you to get my
name out of that book.

What name is that, Mikki?

I'm so sorry about that.

Can you please just help me?

Gave the book back to Jules.

Oh.

Is that it?

Um, I guess I should
get back to David.

You're really gonna
marry this bastard

just because he got shot?

Good-bye, Keegan.

Mikki, you know how many
people get shot in this
city every year?

(CLICK, DIAL TONE)

(UNZIPPING JACKET)

Jules says, "Thanks."