All language subtitles for Rake.US.S01E02.A.Close.Shave.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng]

ROY:
You're $59,000 in the hole.

(GRUNTS)

Victor needs his money, Kee.

Tomorrow morning.

BEN: Kee.
Kee, get up.

You got to find
someplace else to crash, Kee.

This is not working.

Let's not forget
one basic fact.

That I'm a prostitute?

Yes, that's it. Bingo.

Maddy.

He's not a patient.
He's my ex-husband.

Where is my car?

You have no idea how difficult
you've made my life recently.

Expect reciprocity.

(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR)

MARY: Jedidiah,
who's here?

Mary! Mary, Mary!

Mary, come with me!

Take your hands off me!

(ALL GRUNTING)

(RAZOR SLICES)

(CHILDREN CHATTING)

MAX: Good morning,
Uncle Kee.
GIRL: Hey, Kee.

Hey.
You're moving out
soon, right?

It's a little loud, guys.

(BEEPING)

Hey, this took me three weeks
to learn how to operate this.

You guys change
the settings on this?

You want lungo
or cortado?

I just want coffee.
I want some brown coffee.

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa!

Hey, hey, easy with that.

I'm not doin' anything.

You know how much it costs
to repair this thing?

ADAM:
Kee doesn't know
how to make coffee.

You want lungo or cortado?

KEEGAN:
Yes, either.

MAX: Dad.

No, no, no. Not in here.
That goes in the backyard.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Scarlet!

Look at all this work
you're making
for yourself, buddy.

I love you,
but this is absurd.

Ah, it's a sweet idea,
and Scarlet wants it.

Oh, come on.
Just say it's absurd.

Say it's absurd,
and then I can maintain

some level of respect
for you.

What's absurd?
Nothing.

Recommitment ceremony.
It serves one of two purposes.

Here we go.

Either your marriage
is in shambles,

in which case,
you're trying to hide it
from the whole world,

or you're gloriously happy,

and you want to rub
everybody's noses in it.

Kee, don't project
your relationship
issues onto us.

"Behold our covenant of love."
(CHILD LAUGHS)

You're cranky about
the recommitment ceremony

because it has
the word "commit" in it,

and you're afraid
of that word.

The word "commit" is usually
followed by a crime.

I don't know who got you
that tower of flowers,

but don't expect
a gift from me.

Oh, we don't
need a present.
We have each other.

Look.
(ALL GROANING)

See there?

And be fair, honey.

Kee doesn't have a problem
with commitment.

Thank you, brother.

He's got a problem
staying committed.

(SCARLET LAUGHS)

You could be
in a relationship
with the perfect woman,

you'd still figure out
a way to blow it up.

Boy, is that not true.

Kee, come on.
Your last five relationships

have been like
watching the bomb squad
highlight reel.

(MACHINE BEEPS)

Coffee?

Oh, thanks.

Have a nice morning.
I'm leaving.

You're moving out?

No, I'm just leaving.

Could you move out?

KEEGAN: Goodbye.
No?

LEANNE: Ah! You.

You are naughty.

I got to go,
he just walked in.

Yeah. Stop. Bye.

Better not be a client.

It's my boyfriend.

Beaver?
Bevan.

Hey, these are
great offices.

Whose are they,
and how long we got 'em?

Marty Lynch,
and two days,

or five to ten years,
depending on whether

she's guilty of tax fraud.
It doesn't pull out.

So you and Kevin
are really...

Bevan. We've been together
for two years.

Doesn't seem possible.

Why? 'Cause you can't
sustain a relationship

longer than a fortnight?

What did you say?
Which part?

Have you been talking
to Ben and Scarlet?

No.

So everybody thinks
I can't be
in a relationship?

No, I'm sure there's a monk
up a mountain in Tibet

who hasn't heard the memo.

In other news,
your new clients
posted bail.

How much?
$50,000 each.

Which means they have money.
Which means I'll have money.

Which means
I'll have money.

Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

Wait, these guys
have money?

What are they,
trust fund hipsters?

No, they're not hipsters.
They're Amish.

What are they charged with?
Attempted murder.

Ah, yes,
the Amish crime of choice.

That, along with
over-whipping the ox.

They're way overcharged.
It'll never stick.

They attacked an old man
with a razor?

Who's the A.D.A. on this?
Ed Chambers.

Oh, my God.
That name-dropping tool.

I bet you $10 right now
he name drops

within two minutes
of seeing him.

Hey, after court,
I need a ride
out to Silver Lake.

I'm not driving you,
but check your phone.

I downloaded you an app.
It's called "Joyrider."

You put in your address,

and a real person
comes to pick you up

and takes you
where you want to go.

I'm not getting
into some strange
person's car.

They're gonna want
to talk to me.

There'll be germs
and foggy windows.

First two rides are free.

You really think
I'm that desperate?

I do.

Hey, hey, Howie.

Morning, Mr. Deane.
You watch the Lakers game?

You bet I did.

I told you
it was gonna be close.

Took 'em at the buzzer.

You hear about
those three kids
in Silver Lake

that attacked
that old guy?
Yeah.

What is wrong with people?

I'll let you know.
I'm meeting them later.

Sorry.
You've been randomly selected
for a full body search.

We've had a couple breaches
in security recently,

so we're trying
to crack down.

Yeah, I can feel that.

I guess maybe you shouldn't
piss off the Mayor, huh?

Yes, Mr. Potter?

Uh, Your Honor,
the government asks,
yet again,

that the defendant comply
with our subpoena

or be held in contempt.

The IRS has been
more than patient.

I agree, Mr. Potter.

Your Honor, may I once again
object to this witch hunt?

You may not.

This is what happens
to decent Americans

when a massive
and petty bureaucracy

is allowed to stifle
their spirit.

No, it isn't.

Mr. Deane, do you have
anything further to add

before I hold you
in contempt?

I have three
signed affidavits here,

supporting my claim
that the financial records

were in fact
water damaged

due to my recently
moving offices...

Daily occurrence.

That were signed
by the president

of the moving company,
as well as two
supporting witnesses.

Mr. Deane,
these affidavits
don't appear

to be written
in English.

Bulgarian.

Yeah, those haven't
been translated yet.

They just came
to my office.

I'm having
the said translation
facilitated,

so until that's done,
I'm asking for
a brief continuance.

(LAUGHS)

Movers and rain-damaged files.
You are unbelievable.

Harry, nothing'd
make me happier
than to have those files.

They'd exonerate me
in an instant.

Yeah, right. You know what,
enough with this
"Harry" crap, all right?

It's starting to get around.
It's 'cause it's a great name.

'Cause
"David Potter's" boring.

I mean,
"Harry Potter" stands out.

You know what,
you're lucky I don't have
my wand with me right now,

because I know
where I'd like
to shove it.

Where inside me
would you like to shove
your wand, Harry?

Wow. Got yourself
a real enterprise here,
Jedidiah.

Smells good.

We live next door
in the main house.

We work here
in the bakery,

and all the profits go towards
buying more land in Lancaster.

Oh, back in Pennsylvania.

No. Lancaster here.
It's up north near Palmdale.

Oh.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Oh. Excuse me.

Excuse me, Jedidiah.

One of the local markets
looking for their delivery.

Oh, so you have
cell phones, too.

Sure you're Amish?

You're thinking
of the old order,
Mr. Deane.

We're reformed Amish.
Oh.

We're true to our faith,
but we're open to...
Excuse me.

We're open to the benefits
of the modern world.

Look around.

The Amish
have never been
so prosperous,

closer to His word.

Mmm.

How does
a attempted murder charge
put you closer to His word?

Oh, my God.
That is...
That's fantastic.

Thank you.
How do you do that?

We only use untreated
organic stone-ground flour

and natural sourdough yeast,
and we don't rush the dough.

It's got a crunch to it,
doesn't it?

We give it two long,
slow rises.

Two slow rises. Hmm.

All right, so you were
trying to kill this guy.

(SCOFFS)

If I had wanted to kill
Bishop Guth,

he would be dead by now.

I never meant him
any physical harm,

and what we did
was justified

within the bounds
of our beliefs.

Wait, so the victim was...
He was a bishop?

Abraham Guth
is a Bishop of Paradise,

our village in Lancaster.
Up north?

No, back home
in Pennsylvania.

All right, that's gonna be
a little confusing.

I never wanted to kill him.

I wanted to shave him.

(LAUGHS)
Oh, I'm lovin' this case.

(BUZZING ELECTRICITY)

(CROWS CAWING)

Sure. So shaving
somebody's beard,
what is that?

Is that, like,
a punishment?

It won't make sense
to an outsider.

Bishop Guth came to us
with a message.

We responded
with a message of our own.

Yeah, you need to tell me
what that message is, Jed.

'Cause I'm gonna be
representing you in court,

and the judge is probably...

It's your court, your judge,
not ours.

We may be reform, but we still
follow our core beliefs.

We don't fight
in your wars,

we don't worship
in your churches,

and we do not
involve ourselves
in your courts.

Trust me,
you're involved.

Solomon, Mordecai,
thank you very much.

If I'm gonna be condemned
by English laws,

then it's Gottes Wille.

Who?

Gottes Wille.
It's God's will.

And you and
your English courts
have no authority

over that, Mr. Deane.

I'm having a hard time
believing all this, Jedidiah.

I'm sorry I couldn't be
more helpful.

No, no. It's just,
I can't believe

an Amish guy's got a car,
and I don't.

How you doin'?

Okay.

(ENGINE STARTING)

JEDIDIAH:
Good day.

Hey. Mm.

(SIGHS)

Hey, there.
Are you my Joyrider?

Yes.

You look really familiar.
Have we ever, um...

No, no, no, I'm...
I'm new to the
Joyrider experience.

I have done
a little TV, though.

Mm?

Maybe you've seen me, uh,
On the Record.

Oh, with Greta Van Susteren?

Yeah.

So you're a lawyer?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's perfect.

I have
this nagging question.

I just finished
that eminent domain piece

in the Columbia Law Review,
and I'm really confused.

What determines
fair market value?

Fair market value
is determined
by a legal authority

that sets an absolute value
on a product or a service.

Actually, I'm sorry,
isn't that imposed value?

It probably is.
How do you know that?

I like to read.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

And I also like
to impress handsome men

that get into my car.

(CHUCKLES)

Are you hungry?

(SIREN WHOOPS)

Mmm.
This is incredible.

They use a high-protein flour
and a special yeast,

and they give the dough
two slow rises.

That's the key.
It's the rises.

Hey, this was really fun.
How do we do this again?

Oh, check your phone.

The app automatically
sends you my contact info

when the ride's done.
You give me a high rating,

I become one of your
preferred drivers.

Well, I'm definitely
gonna do that...

Brooke.
Brooke.

Brooke Alexander.
Keegan Deane.

All right, I'm gonna
see you very soon.

I hope so.

You promise me one thing?
Yeah?

You'll bring the bread.

We'll see.

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

I hope the judge
gets here soon.

I have a lunch.
Oh.

Who you having lunch with?

Linda Nussman, just a friend.
Actually, second cousin.

She's Charles Barkley's
accountant.

(LAUGHS)
(BEEP)

48.2 seconds.

What are you talkin' about?
It's a personal best for you.

Plus, you won me 10 bucks.

All right, boys,
keep it brief, please.

I don't want to be late
for my therapy appointment.

You've got five minutes.

You don't even
have to sit down.

KEEGAN:
My clients have no priors.

This is a simple skirmish
between some Amish guys.

Minor skirmish
involving a razor.

They weren't trying
to hurt your client, Ed.

No, they just
surrounded him,

pushed him to the ground,
and shaved him.

KEEGAN: Oh, well,
in that case,
my goodness,

forget about
attempted murder.

You should go
for "forced grooming
in the third degree."

This is a simple assault.
Nothing else.

Why'd they shave the beard?

It's an Amish thing.
They just...

It's the way they
settle their disputes.

There's no case here, Janet.
I'm telling you,

this is a little "manscaping"
gone bad, that's it.

ED: Your Honor,
in the Amish culture,

a man's beard can be seen
as a symbol

of his faith
and devotion to God.

Don't do this, Ed.

Since this attack targeted
my client's facial hair,

and therefore
his religious beliefs...

Ed.
...this is no longer

a simple attempted murder
charge.

Ed, stop this.

This is now a hate crime.

A hate crime?

Would you straighten
him out on this?

He's trying
to set you up.

(LAUGHS)
Thank you for worrying
about my reputation.

Look, Keegan,
worry about your clients.

I've looked at the case.
There's precedent here.

I think that's a stretch.

No, the attack
was clearly motivated

by the victim's
specific religious beliefs.

Your clients are looking
at an additional

15 years in prison
if convicted.

Anything else?

Enjoy therapy.

Be a lot more meaningful
if we had a drink first,
you know?

Look, I don't like this
any more than you do, Kee,

and it's only gonna
get worse.

At least light
a few candles, Howie.

You might want
to figure out a way

to get on the Mayor's good
side again real soon. Huh?

Mm-hmm.

Mr. Guth,
you mentioned earlier
that you went...

Bishop Guth.

Of course.
You mentioned earlier

that you went
to my client's house

to discuss
an urgent matter.

Ja, that is right,
but instead of speaking
to me reasonably,

he and his henchmen
attacked me.

(SCOFFS) Would've thought
that had been sharper.

The urgent matter,
what was it?

I came to collect
Mary Stultzfoos,

to bring her
back to Paradise.

Paradise?

That is our home,
back in Pennsylvania.

Oh, because...

Mary's actually a member
of Mr. Plank's reformed sect
here in Los Angeles.

I recognize no such sect.

Mary's family feared
that Jedidiah and his boys

were holding her against
her will, and they were.

And when I made
to leave with her,

these animals tried
to rip my throat out.

That's what they
tried to do?

Ja, ja.

These...these three guys
over here?

Ja.
Stand up.

KEEGAN:
Go ahead.

These three young,
healthy, fit men

against...you.

Ja.

No disrespect,
but that's... (LAUGHS)

If what you say is true,
that they were trying
to rip your throat out,

how is it all they managed
was to give you
a lousy shave?

Sir,
I had to visit a hospital.

I had to have stitches.

How many?

The number
is not important.
Your Honor?

Answer the question, please.

How many?

Two.

Two?

No further questions.

SPORTS RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Shot goes wide past the net.

Pass off to...

Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go!

Go. Go!
Go. Yes!

Yes! Winner!
Chicago takes it!

That's right. Winner.
Hey!

Somebody likes hockey,
huh?

(LAUGHS) Oh, no,
actually, I just...
I like betting on it.

Oh, you...you gamble?

Listen, okay?

It is only called gambling
if you lose.

(LAUGHS)
No, I'm...I'm just...
I'm good at stats

and mathematical
probability,

and my old boyfriend
sets the odds line

at a major casino
in Vegas.

So you only gamble
on sports?

Yeah, that's it.
And the horses.

If you can get
over to Santa Anita
tomorrow afternoon,

PrettyLittlePenny
in the third,

10-to-1 on the morning line,
guaranteed winner.

I'm...I'm not getting
fooled again.

What?
Ben and Scarlet, right?

Who? What?

Did they put you up to this?

What?

This is a setup.
No.

I'm deleting your app.
I'm getting out.

No, wait.
(STUTTERS AND LAUGHS)

What are you talking about?

I'm not new to this game,
Brooke.

Come on, this is...
(LAUGHS) What?

Perfect women don't just
drop into your lap every day?

You are far from perfect.
You're sitting in a car,

straddling a man
you just met, okay?

That's a little crazy.

Mm.

I like a little crazy.

Mmm. Mm-mmm.
Mmm.

Mm, the only thing
you have to know about me

is that I'm into older men,
you lucky boy.

It's a trap.
No, it's not!

It... It is not a trap.

I'm about to make
a huge mistake.

My friends, Ben and Scarlet,
they're having

a recommitment ceremony
on Saturday.

It's absurd,
but it's a party.

Please tell me
you're not available.

I'll be there.

Is this a setup?

No, it's not.

(LAUGHS)

(DICE RATTLE)

Oh, I win.

Three in a row.

Kee, pay attention.
You're off your game.

Well, I'm just lulling you
into a false sense
of security.

Like a cobra,
hiding in the weeds,
ready to strike.

Yeah, well...

You are a snake.
I know that.

¶ Anything to make it
all right

(GRUNTS)

¶ I can't help myself

What is it?
Whose perfume is that?

I... I don't smell...

Keegan.
What? I don't.

I was driving around
with some woman today.

Oh, and?

And?

This feels
very strange, Mikki,
'cause I pay to be here.

(SCOFFS)
Which should very clearly
define our relationship,

but when you're jealous,
it makes it very unclear.

No. No, no, no.
I'm not jealous.

Yeah, you are.

Huh?

All right.
Careful. Ah!

(UNZIPPING)
Ah! God!

What are you doing?
Take it easy.

Okay, okay.

Ah.

Does it bother you
when you leave here,

because I have another
client showing up?

No.

Oh, come on.

Bothers me a little bit.

Yeah. Why?

I... (LAUGHS)

I just... I don't know.

I'd like to think we have
something a little different.

(MUSIC CONTINUES
IN BACKGROUND)

(LAUGHS) Oh, my God.

What? What,
I'm opening up to you.

You are such a sap.

No, I'm being honest,
and if you were honest,

you'd admit
that it bothers you

that I smell
like another woman.

No, Keegan, what you do
outside of this room
is your concern.

I just don't need
my other clients

thinking that's my perfume.
It's cheap.

Go take a shower.

If I take a shower,
we're not gonna have time
for anything else.

Hmm.
Funny how that works.

¶ Is this the good life?

Mr. Plank,
how long have you lived
in Los Angeles?

Two years this winter.

So why travel
thousands of miles
from home?

Why not just settle
in Paradise?

Settle where?

There's an acre plot left
to me and my ten siblings.

That isn't enough land to
build a shed, let alone farm.

So Paradise isn't exactly
paradise, huh?

Why do you think Bishop Guth
was so anxious
to get Mary home?

Think her parents
were that concerned
about her?

Not at all.

They talk to her
once a week
by telephone.

And they miss her,
but they can hear her voice
and tell how happy she is.

So the real reason
this man wanted

to take this woman
away from you...

It's just that.
She's a woman.

Before she arrived,
our sect members
were all men.

And now, with a woman
as a part of our community,

there's a possibly
for children,

and children mean future.

And that's the last thing
Bishop Guth would want

for your sect.
Yes.

Do you love her?

Very much.

Hey.
Carlotta have the baby?

ROY: No. It's months away.

Two seconds, guys.

I can't believe
you're gonna be a daddy.

Yeah. I just hope
you're around to
see it, my brother.

Thing is,
you owe us $63,000.

Victor needs to
see some cash.

I know. You got
to trust me, Roy,
the money's coming, okay?

Yeah, I hear you.
Look here, Kee,

I love you, man,
but you are puttin' me

in an awkward position
with Victor.

Next time I see you,
I'm gonna have to give you

a painful reminder
about paying up.

Okay, take it easy.
I understand, all right?

Nothin' personal.
Just is what it is.

I'll be lookin' for you.

No, Roy. Roy.

Kee.
(GASPS)

Are you okay?
I'm fine.

Are you serving bread
at your recommitment ceremony?

Bread?
I think the caterers
are bringing rolls.

No. No, no.
No catered rolls.

I'm bringing the bread.
It's my gift to you and Ben

on your special,
but ultimately
meaningless day.

Knock yourself out.
Listen, I need

to talk to you
about something.

Your restraining order
against Margaret has lapsed.

But if you want to
extend it, I can
handle it for you.

Extend it?
No, no, no, no.

It's fine. It's okay.
It's okay.

She hasn't called you
or shown up?

I remember you were
pretty spooked.

I don't remember
being spooked.

I was pretty spooked.
The dead birds
wrapped in fabric.

I don't need
a restraining order.

Didn't she try to
burn all your shirts?

Oh, my god, that picture,
with all that blood.

Okay, fine.
You win, okay?

If you want to keep it going
for another few months, fine.

I... I guess it doesn't
cost anything.

I'll file the extension.

Today?

Yeah.

Does that go effective
immediately?

Immediately.

What does this mean,
"hate crime"?

We're not hateful people.

Oh, the hate crime's
just an escalation

of the attempted
murder charge.

Once I make that
charge go away,

and I will, then
the "hate" element
will be gone.

Where are you here?

Oh, yeah, right here. Um...

Actually, maybe you can
pull up a little further.

Are you going
to get out?

Huh?

Are you going
to get out?

I might need a favor
from you boys.

(VAN DOOR OPENING)

(FUNKY MUSIC)

What's up, Roy?

It can wait.

Cool. Talk soon.

KEEGAN:
You're not helping, Mary.

You're awfully quiet.

Jed and the boys didn't
give me much either.

Mary, I need your help.

What about Guth?
What about Bishop Guth?

I don't think
I can help you,
Mr. Deane.

It's not my place
to discuss an elder
of the community.

Well, you understand
that Jed's in some very,

very serious trouble
here, right, Mary?

He's gonna go away
for a long, long time.

You okay with that?

You smell nice.

It's like a nice
little Amish fragrance
you got there.

You ever take that
handkerchief out
of your head?

Jedidiah.
You know, you ever
do one of those?

Get the blonde hair flowin'?
I'm assuming it's natural.

Jedidiah.
I just don't understand
the frumpy dress,

covering up all your
backside goodies, huh?

You could be a model
if you wanted.

Your parents must be beavers,
'cause damn.

Jedidiah, please.
Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I being
inappropriate, Mary?

I apologize.
I'm just trying
to help you.

You're about to
become single in
Los Angeles, California.

There's gonna be
a long line of hungry,
inappropriate guys

down in that bake
shop of yours.

They're gonna be looking
for more than warm rolls.

They're gonna want to get
a little bit of that

special Amish you got.

And Jed is not gonna
be there to help you.

He'll be gone.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Do you need me?

No. No, I'm sorry.

Okay.

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

I can tell you
about Bishop Guth.

KEEGAN: Bishop Guth,
correct me if I'm wrong,

but as an elder
in the church,

you're pretty knowledgeable
about all things Amish.

Yes.

So if I was thinking
about becoming
Amish myself...

Objection. Mr. Deane
has about as much chance

of becoming Amish as I have
of becoming Halle Berry,

whom I met at
a gallery opening
earlier this year.

He's unbelievable.

Your Honor,
is my interest
in becoming Amish

will be relevant
to the case at hand.

Short leash, Mr. Deane.

Understood.
Okay, so obviously,

I'd had to make
some lifestyle changes.

I'd change the wardrobe,

pick up one of these
fabulous hats.

I've been reading up.
It says that

"an Amish person is
not allowed to have
a full-length mirror

"in their home."
Is that true?

This is true.

A mirror that size
will only lead to vanity.

Amen to that.

And I'd be expected
to grow a beard.

Although, mustaches, that's...
That's frowned upon, right?

Yeah, the roots of
our faith are German,

and in that culture,
mustaches are associated

with military officers.

Hmm. And beard-cutting

is recognized as
a form of punishment
among the Amish.

Recognized by whom?

By whom?

By you.

Each district has
its own Ordnung.

An Ordnung being
a set of rules, right?

It varies from
district to district.

So you've never heard
of this beard-cutting
business, huh?

Yeah, I have heard of that.

Let me ask you,
as an Amish person,

isn't it prohibited
to file a lawsuit?

Sir?
This is not allowed,

but the savagery
of this attack

demanded that
a lesson be taught...

But this attack was not
an attempted murder.

That's the charge
that you wanted,

because if Mr. Plank
and his friends
are found guilty,

then they're gonna go
to prison for a long,
long time.

There will be
no more reform sect,

and what a message
for you to send

back to the youth
of Paradise,

who were even thinking
about moving west.

Two birds with
one stone, right?

Now?
Yeah.

So beard-cutting
as a punishment has
been recognized

according to these documents
as far back as 1709,

but I'm thinking
you already knew that,

because you've not only
had this done to you, sir,

you've done it yourself.

(DOOR OPENING)

I'm over here.

Recognize him?

That's Isaac Graber.

Sir, do you recognize him?

This gentleman here
was found to have

rubber tires on his tractor
four years ago,

and his punishment was
to have his beard cut.

Do you want to
tell these people who
cut his beard, Bishop?

Or should I?

On the count
of attempted murder,

we find the defendants
not guilty, Your Honor.

And how do you find
as to count two, assault?

We find the defendants
guilty, Your Honor.

JANET: As this is
a misdemeanor conviction,

I'm gonna deliver
my sentence from the bench.

The defendants
are hereby sentenced

to six months in county jail.

Your Honor, that is
the maximum sentence.
Given the facts...

Counselor,
you convinced the jury.
You didn't convince me.

Let's let your clients
be an example of those
who use violence

to settle religious disputes.

(GAVEL BANG)

(CROWD MURMURS)
Jed.

Jacob Hilty
and his brothers
are on their way.

I'll see to it they
look after Mary until
you are released.

BAILIFF: Mr. Plank.

Peace be with you.

Peace be with you, Bishop.

Another Amish tradition,
Mr. Deane.

Forgiveness.
Since 1709.

(SPANISH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Let me see
if I can find the big
groom of the hour.

Here he is.
Benny.

BEN: Hey.
How are you?

Wow, look at you.
Scarlet picked it out.

This is her,
Brooke Alexander.
Ben Leon.

Thank you for having me.
Nice meeting you, Brooke.

I've heard way too much
about you the last
couple of days.

If we make it through a week,
recommitment time. Big party.

Don't worry.
You're invited.

(LAUGHS)

Okay, she's a keeper.
Don't screw it up.

Hey, did the bride arrive?

The bride's here.
Thank you.

KEEGAN:
Frances, you look lovely.

Why, thank you, Keegan.

This is my date.
This is Brooke Alexander.

This is Ben's mother,
Frances.

Pleasure.
Likewise.

Benjamin, your father
needs to speak to you,
he's outside.

Excuse me.
Yeah.

Anyone care for a drink?

Oh, thank you, no.

I'll have a bourbon.
Okay.

What a lovely girl.

How much is she by the hour?

I love her dark hair.
Reminds me of Snow White.

You remember her,
don't you, Frances?

That's the little girl
you tried to kill with
the poison apple.

Keegan, one favor.

If you feel the need
to bang her at some point,

try not to do it
on the buffet table.

I wouldn't want you knocking
over the ice sculpture.

Oh, I never mix sex with ice,
unlike your husband.

Your turn.

Great decorating job, huh?

Scarlet spent a lot of time
on the details.

You wanted to see me
about something, Dad?

Did you finish going
through those submissions
for Pemberton?

Not yet,
there were about 300,
but I'm almost done.

I thought you didn't
need 'em until Wednesday.

It doesn't matter.
I'll get someone
else to do it.

Steve.

You must be
the fabulous Brooke.
Scarlet Leon.

Oh, you look gorgeous.

Oh, well, it's official,
I love her. (LAUGHS)

So good news
for you, Kee.

Mayor's office called.
He won't be joining us.

Mmm. Major disappointment.

I'd cancel the party,
send everybody home.

Yeah, well, Gloria's here
representing him, so...

His wife? She's here?
Where?
Yeah.

She's that striking woman
right over there

in the black
lace dress.
One sec.

Wait. Kee,
what are you gonna do?

Calm down.
I just want to
talk to her,

get her to call
her husband off.
I'll be right back.

Oh, no problem.
Take your time.

Excuse me.
Excuse me.

Is there any chance
you could get your
husband off my ass?

Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

Excuse me, is there
any chance you could get...

Keegan Deane.

My husband thinks you're
the antichrist incarnate,

which is probably
why you've come over
to butter me up,

in the hopes that
I'll be charmed enough

to help thaw relations
between you two.

Sadly enough,
I won't. So don't.

I hope that wasn't
too direct.

No. No, now I understand
why your husband's
always so pissed off.

(CHUCKLES)

Enjoy the party.

(SPANISH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey.
Hello.

(SMOOCH)

You look great.
Thank you, sir.

Yeah. Hey, listen,
I want you to meet my date.

She's really something.
She's smart, pretty, gambles.

If her father owns
a liquor store,

she could be
your dream girl.

Hope it lasts.
Excuse me.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing.
I'm glad you're happy.

Yeah, but what...
What do you mean?

Every time you meet
someone new, it's all
sunshine and roses,

everything's perfect,
but the first misstep,

the first wrong note,
and you panic.

And then the relationship's
damaged goods.

And rather than
actually work on it,

you flee and run off
to find the next
perfect thing.

And that's only ever
gonna change...

Hey.
Oh, Bruce.

This is my ex,
Keegan Deane.

Oh, wow.

Kee, this is my friend,
Bruce Mangan.

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Bruce owns that
great raw juice place
near Finn's school.

Yeah, the master presser.

You should
check it out, dude.

Yeah, juices, huh?

Um, well, I got to run.

(CHUCKLES)

Well, he seems
like a nice guy.

You told me he was
kind of a lunatic.

Give it time.

(MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Two slow rises?
That's right.

Oh, it sounds delicious.

(WHISPERING)
Kee. Kee.

Uh...

Hey, you look great.
Hey.

Come on, walk with me.
Huh?

Walk with me.
Where are we goin'?

This about the bread?
No.

The bread is fine.
Just stop with the bread.

Okay.
I'm not doing this.

What?
The ceremony,
the whole thing.

God, Kee, you were right
about everything you said.

It's meaningless,
and it's showy,
and it's absurd.

I don't think
I said "absurd."

Yeah, you did,
and I'm calling it off.

You can't cancel it.

Scarlet, there's 150
of the most well-connected,

self-serving, hypocritical
pricks in the city there.

I'm not going
through with it.

Does Ben know?

(WHISPERS)
Of course, not.

Okay, we'll go back in,
we'll tell everybody
to go home.

Yeah?

Yeah, come on.
Okay, let's do it.

Of course,
there's Frances in there.

(SCOFFS)
I can't wait to
see her reaction.

She's gonna love this.
You know how
she loves chaos.

Yeah.

Kids. Like Max,

he's running around
with his tuxedo,

so proud of you guys.
It's a little heartbreaking,
but he'll be all right.

Look, you'll talk to Ben.
I'll go tell everybody

we're calling it
a day, okay?

I'll get the mic.
You'll be fine.

Kee.

I'm a car wreck.

Car wreck in a nice dress.

(CRYING)
It's a great dress.

Scarlet, come on.
I remember all this.

You've done this
before, okay?

The day you
guys got married.
You're forgetting.

"I can't marry him.
I don't know him.

"I'm going to ruin his life."

Kee, I freaked out back then,
because maybe I thought

that Ben wasn't the one,
or maybe I thought

that there was somebody
more right out there for me,

or maybe...
I don't know,

maybe I thought that you
and I would get back together

and try again.

That was a weekend.

It was four days.

Scarlet, you and I

wouldn't be walking
you up a driveway.

I'd be walking
you off a bridge.

(LAUGHS)

Is it possible
that after 15 years

and three kids
and a pretty
wonderful life...

I'm the one who's afraid
of commitment?

Come on.

(KIDS LAUGHING)

(WISTFUL MUSIC)

(SCREAMS)
Help! Somebody!

Please, call an ambulance!
A man has collapsed.
Please, hurry!

(CROWD MURMURING)

(AMBULANCE RADIO CHATTER)

I pulled the car around.
I'll go with Scarlet,
all right?

Thanks, Kee.
All right. You okay?

I'm fine. I'll see
you over there.
Okay.

Ugh, that poor man.
I feel awful.

Never had anyone
die on me before.

No, no, no, no.
He's not dead.

He's not dead.
He'll be all right.

(SIGHS)

What do you mean,
"on you"?

He was so forceful.

He took me in the bedroom,
and the next thing I knew,

we were having sex.

Who?

Arthur.
What?

Okay, Kee, the kids are
with the neighbors, let's go.

Okay, we got to...
Art... Be right there.

What?
Arthur and you, what?

I'm really sorry.

You had sex with my
best friend's father here?

Are you crazy?

You knew I was crazy.
You said you liked it.

No, I said I liked
a little crazy.

That man was just
taken away on a gurney.

There's nothing
little about that.

Well, I said
I liked older men.

Oh, right. Of course!

All of the telltale signs
were there for me, Brooke.

I should've seen
it coming, right?

You're out
of your mind, okay?

I never should've
brought you here.
You know why?

Because I'm not
a guest anymore.

SCARLET: Kee!
I'm an accessory.
I'm coming. Good-bye.

I got to go.

I got to go,
but I'm just
gonna say this.

These people,
they all think I can't
maintain a relationship.

They think
I'm the problem!

They don't know
what I'm working with!

SCARLET: Kee!
Coming.

I don't even care.
Honestly, it's okay.

It's okay.
But your app's deleted.

What's the latest?

He's stable.
It was a stroke,

and the next few days
are critical,

in terms of seeing
how he comes out of it.

Thanks.

(SIGHS)

It's weird.
He was found
in Max's bedroom.

What was he doing in there?

I don't know.
How should I know?

He never showed
any interest in the kids.

I can't stop thinking
it means something

that he was found
in that room.

Obviously,
a powerful force
pulled him in there.

Like an urge.

An urge, yeah.

(WOMAN TALKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)

I'm sorry, Ben.
It's not like
it's your fault.

Hey, Scarlet and I,
we really like Brooke.

Oh. Yeah, it's not
gonna work out.

You kidding?
What happened?

Um, stuff.

(CHUCKLES)
You did it again, brother.

Yeah, you know me.

Listen, Ben, it's been
great living with you,
me, Scarlet,

being under one roof,
but you got a lot

on your plate right now
with your father.

I think I'm
gonna move out,
get my own place.

Okay.

I mean,
unless you need help.

No.

Watch the kids?
No.

Maybe just one...
No.

Got it.

So how soon
can you move out?