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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:41,876 -My darling. 2 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:45,045 I love you more than you can imagine. 3 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:48,683 You deserve endless happiness and infinite love. 4 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:51,019 And that's why you deserve... 5 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,721 the fastest 5G network in America, 6 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:57,725 with no hidden fees and a free NorvaCom XP4 phone. 7 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:01,796 -It's time you got engaged to Lumezza Wireless. 8 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,032 -And cut! Cut it. 9 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,066 Reset! 10 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,402 -It's a cut. Uh, good job, Frank. 11 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:11,405 Rene, that's beautiful work. Let's go to the fifteens. 12 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:14,742 Yes. -Uh, it was a little low. 13 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,912 -I'm sorry. What? -The phone. 14 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:19,413 They were just wanting to get one 15 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:20,748 where the phone is a little higher in frame. 16 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,884 -Higher? It's gonna be a cutaway, 17 00:01:22,984 --> 00:01:25,252 so just tell him it'll be fine. 18 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:27,454 -Um, just real quick. 19 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:38,900 -So if we could just do one more 20 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,133 where it's a little higher... 21 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,468 -Going again! 22 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,538 Going again! 23 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,877 -Oh, thanks. -See ya, Anna. 24 00:01:49,978 --> 00:01:51,244 Hey. Decent day. 25 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,246 Right? -Yeah. 26 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,550 -We're going up to the cabin this weekend. 27 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:58,720 Did I tell you that? -No. Uh... 28 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,220 -Lisa. Lisa and I. 29 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,991 We're going -- going up to the cabin. 30 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:05,125 -Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. -Yeah. 31 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,728 -How, uh, how are things with you and Lisa? 32 00:02:06,828 --> 00:02:08,362 -Lisa's planning a big hike for "Sunurday" -- 33 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,766 Saturday or Sunday. -Oh. Uh-huh. 34 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:16,203 -She's going by herself up into the mountains all alone, 35 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,106 which I keep telling her, 36 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:21,576 "Lisa. Lisa. It just sounds dangerous." 37 00:02:22,777 --> 00:02:24,078 -Okay. 38 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,178 -It's also supposed to snow up there, 39 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,981 which feels even more dangerous. 40 00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:29,149 -Oh. Oh. 41 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,819 -Well, I should get going. 42 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,155 But you did a great job today, 43 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,257 and I really value our friendship. 44 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,696 -Okay, well, see ya, Dan. 45 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:51,839 -Hello. -Have a good weekend. 46 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,841 -Oh. Yeah. It's gonna be fine. 47 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,044 -No. Not you. It's me. 48 00:02:56,144 --> 00:02:58,913 We, uh, we still good for tomorrow? 49 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,515 -Uh, yeah, I'll be there. 50 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,885 -You got the, uh... 51 00:03:03,985 --> 00:03:05,252 you know, whatever you need for... 52 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,522 -I got it. -Okay. Alright. Great. 53 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:10,190 I'll see you in, uh... -Hey. Afterwards... 54 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,560 Do you think we could take the boat out? 55 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,995 -What? 56 00:03:14,095 --> 00:03:15,563 -'Cause we're gonna be up there. 57 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:16,864 Maybe we could take the boat out for fun. 58 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,398 -No! No! Obviously not. 59 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,835 -Okay, yeah. -Tomorrow, noon. 60 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,335 Don't be late. 61 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:27,207 Lisa and I are going up to the cabin this weekend. 62 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,610 -Oh, fuck. 63 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:31,879 You see how many fucking blueberries are in this yogurt? 64 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,213 -Yeah. -You know, everything 65 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,982 is just so damn sweet these days. 66 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,884 The whole country's going to hell. 67 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,986 -Sorry about that, Dad. 68 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:42,289 -Jesus. 69 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,891 -If there are any new details... 70 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:47,562 -So Lisa is planning this big hike for Saturday. 71 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,598 Yeah, she's going up into the mountains all by herself. 72 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,734 I keep telling her it's very, very dangerous. 73 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:55,268 But... -Lisa? Is she still with you? 74 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:56,871 I thought you fucked that up. 75 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:58,639 -No. We're fine. 76 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:01,308 I just thought it would be nice to relax. 77 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,077 -Relax? For what? -Yes. 78 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:05,747 -From playing make-believe with your Hollywood pedophiles? 79 00:04:05,847 --> 00:04:08,616 Or maybe relax from asking me for money. 80 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,853 - Okay. - Relax from that. 81 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:13,755 I mean, you know, you and your whole generation, 82 00:04:13,855 --> 00:04:15,556 you got to have everything handed to you. 83 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,725 You got to cry when you don't get a trophy. 84 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:20,194 But you're not ready to bleed for it. 85 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,530 What you all need is a good war. 86 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,333 -Yeah, I hear that about war. That it's good. 87 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,102 -Yeah. It made a man out of me. 88 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:32,405 Men are not born, Daniel. They're made. 89 00:04:32,507 --> 00:04:35,877 They're forged in a furnace of pain and suffering, 90 00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:37,410 hardened by glorious battle. 91 00:04:37,512 --> 00:04:40,615 -Okay, Mr. Burton. -Oh, fuck off, Kevin! 92 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,254 -Sorry, Kevin. 93 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,924 -Christ. He's trying to poison me. 94 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:51,358 -Ahh. 95 00:04:52,994 --> 00:04:56,396 -I should have died over there in combat. 96 00:04:56,496 --> 00:05:00,400 Not here. Not like this. This... 97 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,237 -Well, I should get going. 98 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:08,042 -Dan, I wish a war upon you. 99 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,946 -I know you do, Dad. 100 00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:21,321 -I said fuck off, Kevin! 101 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,115 -Hey, Dan! 102 00:05:48,216 --> 00:05:49,951 -Hey! Hey, Rachel. 103 00:05:50,051 --> 00:05:51,719 -Happy hunting. 104 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,691 - Hey. - Hi. 105 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,926 -Are you ready for some hiking? 106 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,663 -What the hell are you talking about? I'm not hiking. 107 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:06,466 You always park so close to the bushes. 108 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,630 -Why?! 109 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,042 -Oh, I like that. Okay. 110 00:07:21,142 --> 00:07:23,144 Okay, okay. 111 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,888 -Can you not eat another protein bar on the way up? 112 00:07:33,988 --> 00:07:35,389 Because I want to make you dinner, 113 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,924 and I don't want you to be full. 114 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,826 -Aw. 115 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,595 I like it when you tell me what to do. 116 00:07:43,364 --> 00:07:44,799 How's your dad? 117 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:47,268 - He's fine. Same. 118 00:07:47,368 --> 00:07:49,503 Loves you. 119 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,573 -Utterly embarrassed by my existence. 120 00:07:58,346 --> 00:08:00,014 Is that the new play? 121 00:08:00,114 --> 00:08:01,182 -Yeah. -Yeah? 122 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:02,316 How is it? -Yeah, it's good. 123 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:03,684 -Horse! 124 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:07,487 Sorry. What were you saying? 125 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,156 -It's fine. 126 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:12,827 -Yeah? Well, I'm certain you will get the part. 127 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,695 -Thank you. 128 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,831 I don't know, though, 129 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,400 because the director's kind of a pretentious asshole, you know? 130 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,904 Sort of part of our job description. 131 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,306 -Yeah. 132 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:27,808 He's a theater director, though. 133 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,249 -What's that supposed to mean? 134 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,784 -Nothing. 135 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:39,854 -What? Because I direct films, I'm not as good... 136 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,622 Are you saying films aren't art? 137 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,824 -No, obviously, films can be art. 138 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,626 -Oh, so you're saying my films aren't art. 139 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:46,994 -No, I'm saying you don't direct films. 140 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,329 -I have. -Yeah. 141 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:49,697 You directed one eight years ago, 142 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,332 but now you direct pop-up ads. 143 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:53,401 -O-kay! 144 00:08:53,502 --> 00:08:54,802 -What? 145 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,838 -Those pop-up ads -- 146 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,707 which is not exactly what they are, by the way -- 147 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,242 paid off our Visa bill. 148 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:02,410 -That you ran up. -Supporting you. 149 00:09:02,511 --> 00:09:03,911 -Okay. Wow. 150 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,613 -And your noble work in the theater. 151 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,181 -Okay. -Not Broadway, mind you. 152 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:08,482 -Alright. -Off-season... 153 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,750 -Alright. Easy. -Catskills... 154 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,152 jukebox musicals. -Can we not? 155 00:09:11,252 --> 00:09:12,486 -Which gives you the artistic high ground of a... 156 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,321 -Can we not? -Something low. 157 00:09:14,422 --> 00:09:15,790 -Can we not? -A submarine! 158 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,692 -Can we please, Jesus, just pretend to be happy 159 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:21,362 for one weekend and we can just fucking pretend? 160 00:09:21,462 --> 00:09:22,997 -Yes, yes, yes. -Please, ah! 161 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:25,332 -Yes. Yes. 162 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,369 Yes. 163 00:09:28,469 --> 00:09:30,539 -I wasn't even trying to insult you. 164 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,339 I was trying to insult this fucking guy. 165 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,774 If it makes you feel any better, 166 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,342 I think you're an amazing director. 167 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,216 -We both know that's bullshit. 168 00:09:43,518 --> 00:09:44,452 Horse! 169 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,406 -Can you get the groceries, please? 170 00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:06,841 -Yeah. 171 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:23,958 -Where's the key? 172 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:27,394 -It's right where you're reaching, on top of the door. 173 00:10:27,495 --> 00:10:28,996 -No, it's not. 174 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,832 -It is. Do you want me to help you? 175 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,401 -No, I got it. -Okay. 176 00:10:36,237 --> 00:10:37,304 -Hey, I found it. 177 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:43,545 -Alright. 178 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,113 -Ahh. 179 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,450 It's wine o'clock, motherfucker. 180 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,951 Ha ha ha! 181 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,855 Ha. I have fun. Alright. 182 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,934 -Fucking mice. 183 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,799 -Seems like a tablespoon. 184 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,738 Okay, I think we're good. 185 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,272 Oh, hey, have you seen my sweater? 186 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,974 -Uh...which one? 187 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,809 -Which one? The one that I always wear here. 188 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,244 The winter one. It's blue. 189 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,748 It has the decorative snowflakes on it. 190 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,782 -Have you checked the closet? 191 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,018 -The closet where we keep the clothes? 192 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:06,320 Yes, I checked the closet. 193 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,022 -Well, I haven't seen it. 194 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,558 -Oh. Can you not crush the garlic? 195 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,293 It needs to be sliced. 196 00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:15,229 - Yes, chef! 197 00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:16,964 -Okay. 198 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,832 I'm just -- I'm trying to follow the recipe, 199 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,735 and it says thinly sliced garlic. 200 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,303 -Oh, does it? Okay. My God. 201 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:23,837 -Okay, you know what? I'm trying to make it nice for you. 202 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,339 -Well, then be nice. 203 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:26,775 -I'm being nice to you. 204 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,442 -Are you? You're screaming at me about garlic. 205 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,444 Garlic's garlic, mate. 206 00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:33,515 -Okay. -Okay. 207 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,950 -Okay. 208 00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:38,185 -Just shut it down. Get back to -- 209 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,054 What were you doing? Something. 210 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,598 -So bendy. 211 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,334 That's so fibrous. Fuck me. 212 00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:55,637 -For crying out loud. -No, no, no, no, no. 213 00:13:55,737 --> 00:13:57,471 -Just grab it. -It's not ready. 214 00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:58,807 Gosh darn it to heck! 215 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,676 Okay. Thank you, Lisa. -Sorry. Sorry. 216 00:14:01,776 --> 00:14:02,876 -Thank you. Yeah. You're good. 217 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,378 Why don't you go take a bath? 218 00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,514 Why don't you go take a 5-hour bath? 219 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,589 Hey. -Hey. 220 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,457 -How is it? -Oh, yeah. It's good. 221 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,693 It's really good. -Great. 222 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,730 I picked these cuts out specifically. 223 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,064 And those peppercorns, you can't get them on the East Coast. 224 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:28,135 I had to order them two weeks in advance from Ohio. 225 00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:34,743 -You ordered rare peppercorns from Ohio? 226 00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,276 -I did. I just... 227 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,879 I wanted this meal to be really special. 228 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,384 -Why? 229 00:14:43,484 --> 00:14:44,918 -There's no why. 230 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,987 I just wanted to cook you your favorite food, 231 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,357 give you a really nice experience. 232 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:58,232 -Steak's not my favorite food. 233 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,235 -It isn't? 234 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,469 -Nope. 235 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,575 -But you eat steak all the time. 236 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:11,111 -I like steak. Absolutely. 237 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,481 It's not my favorite. 238 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:15,983 -Okay. 239 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,352 And what is your favorite food? 240 00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:19,554 -Ceviche. 241 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:22,590 -Ceviche? Ceviche? -Ceviche. 242 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,993 -The fish in citrus? 243 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,461 -Yeah. -Funny. 244 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,096 I've never seen you once order ceviche. 245 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,964 Never have we been at a restaurant 246 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,400 and you said, "Do you have ceviche? 247 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:35,102 Excuse me. 248 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,572 Do you have ceviche? 249 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,473 I'll start with that." 250 00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:41,308 -That's because I only order it, darling, 251 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,444 if the restaurant does it well. 252 00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:46,681 - I see. What restaurants do it well? 253 00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:52,085 -Peruvian ones, usually, but any South American place. 254 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,454 -That guy from your acting class, 255 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,322 what's his -- What's his name again? 256 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,458 Uh, help me. 257 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:58,959 -Who? 258 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,495 -The swarthy one. 259 00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,497 -Oh! Dario? -Dario! 260 00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:05,499 -Uh-huh. -That's it. Yeah. 261 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,602 Isn't that guy from Peru? 262 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,102 -I don't know. 263 00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,104 What's that got to do with anything? 264 00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:13,942 -Nothing. I was changing the subject. 265 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,109 -Oh. Okay. 266 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,378 -How's that thing you guys are writing together? 267 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,013 -Oh. It's good. Yeah. I think it's good. 268 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,049 -That's great. -Yeah. 269 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:28,590 -Smart to write your own material, I think. 270 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,991 It's really smart. 271 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,562 -Thank you. 272 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,330 -Yep, yep, yep. 273 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,667 Yep. 274 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,936 So that's a triple word score. 275 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,805 -Zek? 276 00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:45,573 What the fuck is a zek? 277 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:49,209 -Zek is an approved word in the Scrabble dictionary. 278 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,947 -Yeah, I'm gonna challenge that. 279 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,782 -Oh, are you? Okay. 280 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,718 -Fucking zek. 281 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,891 Damn it. -What? 282 00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:05,092 -You know what. 283 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,226 -What happened? You can say it. 284 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,062 It's okay. -Uhh. 285 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,632 -So that is... 286 00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:12,165 Wow! 287 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,067 That's 28 points. 288 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,670 -This is bullshit. This is bullshit. 289 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,505 You just memorize short, stupid Scrabble words. 290 00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,040 I mean, what -- what is this? Qin? 291 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,376 -"Kwin." -You don't know what qin means. 292 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,978 -I don't have to know what it means. 293 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,613 That's -- That's not the rules. 294 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:28,282 -Oh, yeah, but it's not fun. 295 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,284 Is it? 296 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,820 -You qin some, you lose some. -Ohh. 297 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,257 -I was joking around. Oh, come on. 298 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,127 We used to joke like this a lot. 299 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,063 -I'm going to bed. -Lis... 300 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,499 Don't do this. Please don't do this. 301 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,655 -I thought Bronwyn was insane in that scene. 302 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:11,025 -Well, no, I'm glad that she didn't kiss her or anything. 303 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,894 I'm glad that Heather was like, "Fuck you." 304 00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:14,494 -It's risky doing this thing. 305 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:17,565 And when you take chances, you can fall. 306 00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:21,536 And then you have to decide to get up or stay down. 307 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,905 -And it's like, "Sweetie, you're on a reality show. 308 00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,540 This is who these people are." 309 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,442 -This is the wire you walk on up there. 310 00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:31,111 -Someone's sad sack of a husband. 311 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:35,482 -So simple. You're here, then you're not. 312 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:39,219 The real benefit is if you don't have to suffer. 313 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,022 - It's just... 314 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,860 -Do not not bring Heather -- -...without you knowing it... 315 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,737 -What gives you the right? 316 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,441 Why, the future of our little town, of course. 317 00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:06,080 The house is not for sale, mayor. 318 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:02,302 My future or yours, James? 319 00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:05,540 The lights fade. 320 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:11,445 Oh, Mayor Thompson. 321 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:14,182 I wasn't aware we had an appointment. 322 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,417 Complication? What do you mean? 323 00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:13,473 Don't pretend to care about my father's legacy. 324 00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:16,443 I cared for him, cared for him. 325 00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:19,547 And I care about you. 326 00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:22,817 The vultures are circling already on him. 327 00:21:24,752 --> 00:21:26,821 Oh, does he now? 328 00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:30,057 He has no right to pry into our affairs. 329 00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:34,929 What gives -- What gives him -- 330 00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:37,031 What gives you the right? 331 00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:39,100 What? What? 332 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,003 What gives you the right? 333 00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:45,372 What? What gives you the right? 334 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,009 What gives you the right? 335 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,913 What gives you the right, Dan? 336 00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:53,047 Ah! 337 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,490 Ew. 338 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:08,428 Mm-kay. 339 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,052 Wakey, wakey. 340 00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:41,295 -Did you pee on me? 341 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:44,532 -What? No. Dan, you peed on yourself. 342 00:22:44,632 --> 00:22:46,466 -What the fuck is going on? 343 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:49,270 -Uh, not much. 344 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,172 Just having a cup of tea 345 00:22:51,272 --> 00:22:54,108 and wondering what this was for. 346 00:23:04,685 --> 00:23:06,988 -That's cleaning fluid. 347 00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:09,023 -Mm. 348 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:11,692 It smells pretty strong. 349 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:13,194 -Mm-hmm. 350 00:23:13,294 --> 00:23:15,563 It is strong. It's very strong. 351 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:19,166 Because that window is filthy. 352 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,601 And so I thought that I would... 353 00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,469 -Knock it unconscious? -Yeah. 354 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:25,039 Wait. No. What? What? 355 00:23:25,139 --> 00:23:26,340 Unconscious? 356 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:27,608 What are you fucking talking about? 357 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,409 -I was also curious about these. 358 00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:34,548 -Those are supplies. 359 00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:38,386 Those are my -- Those are my supplies for stuff. 360 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,855 This place is falling apart. 361 00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:42,422 -And what about the rocks in the boat? 362 00:23:42,523 --> 00:23:44,424 What are they for? 363 00:23:44,525 --> 00:23:48,062 -My boat rocks? 364 00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:50,364 I was collecting them for -- 365 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,033 -I saw you, you dumbass! 366 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:54,101 -Okay. What is going on? What are you doing? 367 00:23:54,201 --> 00:23:56,237 Why do you have a taser, Lisa?! 368 00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:59,941 Lisa, let me go! Lisa, let me go! 369 00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:16,489 Ahh! 370 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,826 Fuck you. Yah! 371 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:30,470 Ha ha ha! 372 00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:33,307 God damn it! 373 00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:35,376 Oh! Oh! 374 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,979 Okay. Alright. Really? 375 00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:41,015 Really cute. Hey, hey. Let's take -- 376 00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:43,483 Let's act like adults and have a conversation. 377 00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:44,986 Okay? You don't even know how to use that thing. 378 00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:49,156 Okay, okay, okay. Hey! Hey! Enough! 379 00:24:49,256 --> 00:24:51,459 Lisa, enough! Lisa! Stop it! 380 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:55,529 -I think you were gonna knock me unconscious, 381 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:57,431 strangle me with that, 382 00:24:57,531 --> 00:25:00,568 take me out to the boat, 383 00:25:00,668 --> 00:25:04,505 tie me to the bag of rocks you hid in there, 384 00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:07,241 sink me to the bottom of the lake. 385 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:09,744 Am I close? 386 00:25:11,779 --> 00:25:15,716 The only thing I don't know is what this guy is for. 387 00:25:17,151 --> 00:25:19,253 What's the saw for, Dan? 388 00:25:23,624 --> 00:25:25,760 -I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 389 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,029 And I think -- Okay, okay. Hey, hey. 390 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,330 Okay. 391 00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:37,571 Bodies can float. 392 00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:44,011 They can resurface if you don't... 393 00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:46,914 cut them up. 394 00:25:47,014 --> 00:25:49,750 -You were gonna cut me up? 395 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:50,851 As if. 396 00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:52,219 You can't even touch raw meat. 397 00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:54,355 Then what? 398 00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:56,157 You were just gonna tell people 399 00:25:56,257 --> 00:25:57,825 that I just wandered off into the woods and never came back? 400 00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:01,962 Fuck, you're really dumb. 401 00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:04,665 You're the dumbest person on Earth. 402 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:06,834 Why do you want to kill me anyway? 403 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,937 What sick reason do you have? 404 00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:13,040 -Why do you fucking think, Miss Ceviche? 405 00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:21,315 -When did you find out? 406 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:23,284 -I saw you. 407 00:26:23,384 --> 00:26:24,985 Want a little tip? 408 00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:27,154 If you don't want to get caught cheating, 409 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:29,390 maybe don't fuck a Peruvian at a party 410 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,158 that your husband is also at. 411 00:26:37,164 --> 00:26:41,068 -You were gonna kill and dismember me 412 00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:43,871 because I slept with someone else? 413 00:26:45,574 --> 00:26:47,675 Dan... 414 00:26:47,775 --> 00:26:50,711 you haven't touched me in two years. 415 00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:52,980 The last time we had sex, we didn't even have sex. 416 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,748 We just jerked off next to each other. 417 00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:57,785 -'Cause all you do is fucking criticize me! 418 00:26:58,719 --> 00:27:01,755 You make me feel so small. 419 00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:05,926 Like I'm nothing. 420 00:27:07,228 --> 00:27:09,763 Do you think that I need help with that? 421 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,168 Do you think that every day I don't wake up feeling 422 00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,103 like a piece of shit? 423 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:21,909 And everything sounds so mean in your stupid fucking accent. 424 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:25,646 It's like British crossed with the devil. 425 00:27:25,746 --> 00:27:28,349 I wanted a wife, not to be married to my mother. 426 00:27:28,449 --> 00:27:33,053 -And I wanted a man, not some 40-year-old toddler. 427 00:27:33,154 --> 00:27:37,758 I wanted someone responsible who had their shit together. 428 00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:39,860 I thought marrying someone 10 years older, 429 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,695 they'd be fucking mature. 430 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:45,900 But, no, I'm stuck with a giant shitting baby. 431 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,701 How'd you like that in my accent? 432 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:50,137 Fuck! You are so pathetic. -I'm gonna fucking... 433 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:54,576 -You are pathetic and your plan sucks! 434 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:58,379 My plan, on the other hand... 435 00:27:58,479 --> 00:28:00,347 magnifico. 436 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:01,882 -And what was your plan? 437 00:28:01,982 --> 00:28:04,985 -Not was, bloody is. 438 00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:10,024 -Hunting? -Yes, I know. 439 00:28:10,124 --> 00:28:12,993 I'm begging him not to, but he's so excited about it. 440 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:16,363 He insists on us doing it to help us, like, bond. 441 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,265 -Oh, my God, that is so Dan. 442 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,602 I mean, why would he think you'd be into that? 443 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,770 -I don't know. You know how much I hate guns. 444 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,639 So dangerous. Anything could happen. 445 00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:27,208 -Hey! -Aah! Fucking Christ! 446 00:28:27,308 --> 00:28:28,909 -Just a few more leaves, then I'm done. 447 00:28:29,009 --> 00:28:30,612 -Okay. Thanks, Henry. I'll PayPal you. 448 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,112 -Thank you. 449 00:28:35,449 --> 00:28:39,086 -Okay. See ya. -Oh. 450 00:28:39,186 --> 00:28:40,921 Okay. 451 00:28:41,021 --> 00:28:44,258 Bye. 452 00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:45,694 -Henry. 453 00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,530 He went to Dan's high school and prison. 454 00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:50,097 Yeah. Anyway, Dan helps him out. 455 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:52,466 We pay him to do chores and stuff.b 456 00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:56,103 -Oh, my God, this is such an amazing house. 457 00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:58,839 I have no idea why you'd want to move. 458 00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:01,108 -Yeah. You know, just time for a change. 459 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:08,015 -Hey, Dan. -Hey. Hey, Rachel. 460 00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:12,419 -Happy hunting. Pew, pew! 461 00:29:13,622 --> 00:29:16,290 -I didn't want to go. 462 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:19,460 I kept telling you, hunting was a crazy idea. 463 00:29:20,662 --> 00:29:23,097 Everyone knows how much I hate guns. 464 00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:27,901 Everything was fine until it started getting dark. 465 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,805 I went for a walk. 466 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:37,278 And I guess the safety must not have been on. 467 00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:40,715 Because suddenly I tripped... 468 00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:44,151 ...and your head splattered all over the place. 469 00:29:48,657 --> 00:29:50,057 -What the fuck? 470 00:29:51,058 --> 00:29:54,495 Your big plan is to just shoot me? 471 00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:57,998 That is honestly so fucked up. -You just tried to kill me! 472 00:29:58,098 --> 00:30:00,301 -Yes, but I was being nice about it. 473 00:30:00,401 --> 00:30:01,770 -By -- By strangling me. 474 00:30:01,869 --> 00:30:03,137 -After cooking you a lovely meal. 475 00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:04,673 -Oh, okay. 476 00:30:04,773 --> 00:30:05,973 -And you wouldn't have felt anything. 477 00:30:06,073 --> 00:30:08,242 You would have been unconscious. 478 00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:11,646 The only thing you would have felt is the rush of euphoria 479 00:30:11,746 --> 00:30:13,447 that accompanies cerebral hypoxia, 480 00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:16,751 which I know about because I did research. 481 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:19,486 Because I am considerate. 482 00:30:19,587 --> 00:30:20,888 -Yeah, you're real considerate. 483 00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:22,590 I'm feeling real turned on right now. 484 00:30:22,691 --> 00:30:26,193 Should we renew our vows? Fucking do it on the table? 485 00:30:27,696 --> 00:30:29,263 -Okay, you know what? Whatever. 486 00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:32,333 It doesn't matter. Your plan's never gonna work. 487 00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:33,901 -And why's that? 488 00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:37,971 -Because, Lisa... 489 00:30:38,072 --> 00:30:43,511 you...are a terrible fucking actress. 490 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,017 -Fuck you. 491 00:30:50,117 --> 00:30:52,953 -You're rigid, you lack presence, 492 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:54,723 and you're too fucking big. 493 00:30:54,823 --> 00:30:56,023 -Fuck you. 494 00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:57,958 -You know it's true. 495 00:30:58,058 --> 00:31:00,427 And the cops are never gonna buy your bullshit. 496 00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:02,664 Because they're gonna see exactly what I've seen 497 00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:04,865 for the past seven years. 498 00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:09,571 Somebody just pretending to care. 499 00:31:09,671 --> 00:31:11,004 -Ha ha. 500 00:31:11,105 --> 00:31:14,041 Like you can do any better. 501 00:31:21,649 --> 00:31:22,851 -What's happening? 502 00:31:24,686 --> 00:31:27,187 I don't know what happened. 503 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:30,891 She should have been back by now. 504 00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:36,029 I told her it was too dangerous. Can you please do something? 505 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,231 Can you please -- Can you please help? 506 00:31:37,331 --> 00:31:38,767 -You have to call somebody. 507 00:31:38,867 --> 00:31:40,334 Please. Quick! He's still breathing. 508 00:31:40,434 --> 00:31:43,103 -Look, she's not just gone. I refuse to accept that. 509 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,873 -Oh, my God, there's so much blood. 510 00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:47,007 -Oh, Lisa! 511 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,076 Oh, my sweet and beautiful Lisa. 512 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:50,144 -Stay with me, Dan! 513 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:52,079 Don't walk into the light! 514 00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:53,981 -Oh, heaven has another angel. 515 00:31:54,081 --> 00:31:55,717 -You have so much life to live. 516 00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:58,285 -Oh, God. -Don't go. Don't go. 517 00:31:58,385 --> 00:32:02,022 -Oh, God, come down from heaven and save her! 518 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:04,425 - Heaven isn't ready for you! - Oh, God! 519 00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:07,327 Oh, God! She was so beautiful in life. 520 00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:11,932 I can only hope in death, her beauty survived! 521 00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,673 -Come on, come on. 522 00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:23,277 -Oh, no. 523 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,282 Oh, yeah, baby! 524 00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:30,484 -Damn it! -Like Benedict fucking Cum-- 525 00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:32,486 Fuck! Ow! 526 00:32:32,587 --> 00:32:33,922 -You know what? -Ow! 527 00:32:34,054 --> 00:32:35,489 -Maybe the gun went off inside the house. 528 00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:38,091 -Okay. Hey, let's -- let's just talk about this. 529 00:32:38,192 --> 00:32:40,628 -I'm done talking. 530 00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:41,995 It's time to say goodbye. 531 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:43,964 -No, Lisa... 532 00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:46,935 it's hammer time. 533 00:32:47,034 --> 00:32:49,336 -What? 534 00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:52,941 -I'm saying... 535 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,877 it's hammer time. 536 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:57,444 -What are you talking about? 537 00:32:57,545 --> 00:33:01,583 -I'm just saying... it's hammer time. 538 00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:02,584 Now. 539 00:33:02,684 --> 00:33:05,118 Now. Now! 540 00:33:05,219 --> 00:33:07,254 Now is hammer time. 541 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:09,858 Now! For fuck's sake, Henry! Hit her with the hammer! 542 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,258 -Oh! 543 00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:15,930 -Sorry, that was so unclear. 544 00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:17,665 -Where the fuck have you been? 545 00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:22,369 -It's hammer time! 546 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:25,974 Whoo! Aah! 547 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,709 -Why did you want to meet here? 548 00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:29,209 -It's a theme park. It's fun. 549 00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:32,079 -It's loud! -Exactly. It's less suspicious. 550 00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:34,214 -Jesus fucking Christ, man. 551 00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:38,953 -Also, I think there's a dance show later. 552 00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:42,322 -I don't give a shit, Henry. -Hey, don't be rude. 553 00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:45,425 You're the one who needs me. Don't forget that. 554 00:33:45,527 --> 00:33:48,328 -Yeah, I know. Just -- Just for the later part. 555 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:51,566 That's the bit that I... -Man, that's the easy part. 556 00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:54,736 You know, I'm more than happy to take care of the... 557 00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,136 -No. 558 00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,873 I have to do that. -Alright. 559 00:33:58,973 --> 00:34:02,844 Now, about my compensation... 560 00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:04,712 -She's insured for $100,000. 561 00:34:04,812 --> 00:34:06,046 You get half. -Yeah. 562 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:07,882 But, like... 563 00:34:07,982 --> 00:34:09,551 In addition, 564 00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:14,288 I would also like for us to hang out more. 565 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,591 -Okay, okay. Okay, man. Sure. 566 00:34:16,691 --> 00:34:20,562 -And...I'd like to have it in writing. 567 00:34:20,662 --> 00:34:22,664 -You'd like to have it in writing? 568 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:24,431 -Yeah. 569 00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:27,167 -You'd like to have a written document 570 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:31,673 on how we're going to murder my wife? 571 00:34:31,773 --> 00:34:33,473 -I...would. 572 00:34:33,575 --> 00:34:36,143 -I'm not having this fucking conversation, Henry. 573 00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:38,145 Be there on time! 574 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:43,751 -You're lucky I'll be there at all. 575 00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:47,087 I got shit to do, man. 576 00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:55,630 -Everybody dance! 577 00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:11,478 -Wakey, wakey. 578 00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:15,282 Fuck! 579 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:17,184 -My turn to ask some questions. 580 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:19,453 -Oh. -Don't waste your strength. 581 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,089 I think you'll find that tape is quite -- 582 00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:23,591 God damn it! Hey! Stop! Henry, grab her! 583 00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:26,493 -Stop! Seriously, stop! -What the fuck is he doing here? 584 00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,962 -Wrap her up! 585 00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,664 -Fuck! Get off me! Fucking Gronk! 586 00:35:29,764 --> 00:35:31,766 Oh, I knew you didn't have the balls to do this yourself. 587 00:35:31,866 --> 00:35:34,802 You have to get Henry to do it. Fucking Henry! 588 00:35:34,902 --> 00:35:37,404 -Hey! Don't not be nice. 589 00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:39,406 And for your information, he does have the balls. 590 00:35:39,507 --> 00:35:41,375 He's the one doing the killing. -That's enough. 591 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:42,977 -I'm only doing the second part 592 00:35:43,077 --> 00:35:43,978 because blood makes Dan uncomfortable. 593 00:35:44,078 --> 00:35:45,312 -Henry. 594 00:35:46,781 --> 00:35:51,953 What reason could you possibly have for wanting to kill me? 595 00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:54,221 -You fucking kidding me? -I knew it. 596 00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:56,189 You can't even think of a single -- 597 00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:59,827 -You're controlling. You're weak, you're insecure. 598 00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:01,596 You pushed me to quit my job 599 00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:03,230 where I was making real money so I could focus on acting, 600 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,198 and you didn't even fucking help me do that. 601 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:08,970 You didn't even give me a tiny role in your movie. 602 00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:12,172 Did you? No. You could have. 603 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:15,543 You lost all our money, Dan. 604 00:36:15,643 --> 00:36:17,477 You lost the car. You lost the house. 605 00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:20,313 You lost fucking everything. 606 00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,215 All I wanted was to be loved and supported. 607 00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:25,385 But instead, you fucked both of our futures up. 608 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:28,723 Now, even if I divorce you, I'll never get away from the debt. 609 00:36:30,658 --> 00:36:32,392 There it is. 610 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,128 The insurance money. 611 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:36,263 -Yeah, Dan, that's the only reason. 612 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,331 The money. -Right. 613 00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:40,568 You kill me and... -I'm finally free. 614 00:36:40,668 --> 00:36:42,837 -Well, that's weird. -What is weird? 615 00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:44,505 -Nothing. -Nah, man. 616 00:36:44,605 --> 00:36:46,574 The insurance money is coincidence. 617 00:36:46,674 --> 00:36:48,543 -Shut up, Henry. -That's why we're killing you. 618 00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:51,813 -Henry, stop talking. -Huh. 619 00:36:51,913 --> 00:36:53,981 Dario, huh? 620 00:36:54,082 --> 00:36:57,852 -Yeah, well...two birds. 621 00:36:57,952 --> 00:37:01,122 -I'm getting half, 50 thou. 622 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:03,124 I'm gonna buy an RV. 623 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:05,927 -Wait. What? -Shut up, Henry! 624 00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:08,062 -Hey, Henry! Wait! -Hey, enough. 625 00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:09,262 -Wait! -Enough. You shut up! 626 00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:10,565 And you shut your mouth! 627 00:37:10,665 --> 00:37:12,365 You shut up! You shut your mouth! 628 00:37:12,466 --> 00:37:14,969 -Henry! Henry! Henry! The policy is for a mill-- 629 00:37:17,705 --> 00:37:20,440 -Okay. Okay. 630 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:22,009 Okay. I did it, and... 631 00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:24,078 Yep, it's happening now. 632 00:37:24,178 --> 00:37:26,180 And it's different than how I thought... 633 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:28,783 Oh, boy. It'll be over soon. 634 00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:30,283 -Dan. 635 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:33,087 -Yes. -Take the bag off. 636 00:37:33,187 --> 00:37:34,454 -What the fuck are you doing? Henry! 637 00:37:34,555 --> 00:37:36,256 -Take it off. Let her talk. 638 00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:38,258 -Henry, I'm in the middle of something right now. 639 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:39,761 -Do it! 640 00:37:39,861 --> 00:37:42,797 -Fine. Is that what you want? Are you happy? 641 00:37:44,132 --> 00:37:47,201 Henry. Henry, listen to me. 642 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:50,972 The policy is for a million...dollars 643 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:55,342 -You lied to me? 644 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:57,245 -No. Absolutely not. You misheard me. 645 00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:59,914 -Yeah, he lied to you, but I will give you half. 646 00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:01,082 -Oh, fuck you. 647 00:38:01,182 --> 00:38:02,817 -Yep, 500 grand. -500 grand. 648 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,451 -You just shoot him in the fucking face! 649 00:38:04,552 --> 00:38:06,187 -Alright. -750. 650 00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:07,922 Henry, just shoot her. Shoot her! 651 00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:09,289 -750? -All of it. 652 00:38:09,389 --> 00:38:11,192 -All of it? -I will give you $1 million. 653 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,492 -Well, now you know she's lying. 654 00:38:12,593 --> 00:38:14,595 Henry, shoot her in the head, 655 00:38:14,695 --> 00:38:16,097 and then we'll take the boat out! 656 00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:18,633 -With fishing? -With fishing. 657 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:20,400 -The boat -- The boat. -I... 658 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:22,236 I will set you up with one of my friends. 659 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:24,337 -Rachel? -Yeah. Rachel. Yes. 660 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:25,773 -For fuck's sake. -She likes you. 661 00:38:25,873 --> 00:38:27,608 Aah! 662 00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:33,114 -You're not my buddy! You lied. 663 00:38:33,214 --> 00:38:34,515 -Give me the gun, you fucking psycho! 664 00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:36,651 -You never wanted to be my friend. 665 00:38:42,857 --> 00:38:46,160 -♪ I wonder why I love you like I do ♪ 666 00:38:50,231 --> 00:38:52,066 -Grow up! Fuck! 667 00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:57,404 - Okay, guys... 668 00:38:57,505 --> 00:38:59,674 I think we all -- 669 00:38:59,774 --> 00:39:02,577 ♪ I wonder why ♪ 670 00:39:02,677 --> 00:39:04,846 ♪ I love you like I do ♪ 671 00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:14,021 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God. 672 00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,455 -Jesus Christ! -Oh, my God. 673 00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:16,891 -What did you do? -What did I do? 674 00:39:16,991 --> 00:39:18,326 -You pulled the trigger. 675 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:19,794 -You were holding the fucking barrel. 676 00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:21,863 -Oh, can you just for once admit when you're wrong? 677 00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:23,831 -I am not wrong. 678 00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:27,635 I was holding the gun like this. -Yeah. 679 00:39:30,838 --> 00:39:34,976 -♪ Wah wah wah, wah-wah-wah! ♪ 680 00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:39,547 -Ah! God damn it! 681 00:39:39,647 --> 00:39:41,115 Oof! 682 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:42,482 Ah! 683 00:39:44,085 --> 00:39:45,418 -Okay. Okay. 684 00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:57,999 -Oh, shit! -Aah! 685 00:39:58,099 --> 00:40:00,868 -Aaaaaah! 686 00:40:00,968 --> 00:40:02,303 My fucking foot! 687 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:04,404 You stabbed my fucking foot! 688 00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,173 -Ha ha! -Uhh! 689 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,048 Aah! Fuck! 690 00:40:14,148 --> 00:40:16,651 Fuck! 691 00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,219 Fuck you! 692 00:40:18,319 --> 00:40:21,255 - Fuck! 693 00:40:49,216 --> 00:40:53,054 -Oh! Ow ow ow ow! 694 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:02,229 -That's your favorite movie? 695 00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:05,726 -Rock. 696 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,232 Oh! 697 00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:30,084 -Ahh. 698 00:42:42,163 --> 00:42:44,732 -Cornflakes. You want? 699 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:53,841 -As the manhunt has expanded further to the north, 700 00:42:53,941 --> 00:42:56,010 police again are seeking any information 701 00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:57,978 as to the whereabouts of Correctional Officer 702 00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:01,582 Allegra Danvers and two convicted killers, 703 00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:04,985 Peter Jacob Hughes and Todd James Templeton. 704 00:43:05,086 --> 00:43:08,189 -What a dork. Stupid fucking hat. 705 00:43:08,289 --> 00:43:10,958 - Yes. Ah! Oh! 706 00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:13,594 Oh, God! Oh! Ah! 707 00:43:13,694 --> 00:43:17,765 You savage! You dirty pig! You dirty pig! 708 00:43:17,865 --> 00:43:20,401 Who's my filthy little piggy? 709 00:43:20,502 --> 00:43:22,236 And say you love me. 710 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:23,871 -Sure. -Oh! 711 00:43:23,971 --> 00:43:27,174 - Penguins. 712 00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:31,679 -So we stay here for a couple of days till things mellow out. 713 00:43:31,779 --> 00:43:33,515 Then we try to find a car. 714 00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:35,116 -Dressed like this? 715 00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,558 -This guy's clothes suck. 716 00:43:43,657 --> 00:43:46,393 -I don't know. I like a big wooly sweater. 717 00:43:46,494 --> 00:43:48,095 It's kind of cozy. 718 00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:54,034 -Shit! 719 00:43:54,135 --> 00:43:56,538 -Can you get the groceries, please? 720 00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:58,706 -I say we jump 'em. 721 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:00,509 -What if more people show up? 722 00:44:00,609 --> 00:44:02,243 -Oh, boys. 723 00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:11,318 -Shit! Fuck me! -Pete! 724 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:19,393 -Where's the key? 725 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:22,564 -It's right where you're reaching, on top of the door. 726 00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:24,665 -No, it's not. 727 00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:27,835 -Hurry! 728 00:44:27,935 --> 00:44:31,205 -It's wine o'clock, motherfucker. 729 00:44:31,305 --> 00:44:32,574 Ha ha ha! 730 00:44:38,913 --> 00:44:41,916 - Baby, can't we just kill them? 731 00:44:42,016 --> 00:44:45,587 - We lay low. We ride it out. 732 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:47,254 Just be patient. 733 00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:51,725 Where are you going? 734 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,827 -I have to pee. 735 00:44:53,928 --> 00:44:56,096 - Here you go. - Don't give her... 736 00:44:56,197 --> 00:44:57,599 -Thanks, Toddy. 737 00:44:57,698 --> 00:44:58,966 -You're welcome. 738 00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:06,575 -You can't just hold it? 739 00:45:06,675 --> 00:45:09,710 -I'm not gonna piss in my pants. 740 00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:11,412 I have dignity. 741 00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:23,390 I have dignity. 742 00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,972 I'm bored. 743 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:43,010 I said I'm bored. 744 00:45:43,110 --> 00:45:45,513 -Correct. This is boring. 745 00:45:45,614 --> 00:45:46,847 Be bored, honey. 746 00:45:46,947 --> 00:45:50,451 -Let's, like, do something. 747 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,687 -What do you want to do? You want to play charades? 748 00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:54,556 I'll play Charades. 749 00:45:54,656 --> 00:45:56,023 - Okay. 750 00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:57,391 I wasn't being... 751 00:45:57,491 --> 00:45:59,628 -I'll go first. -Movie. 752 00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:01,195 Nose. 753 00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:05,299 Scissors. Scissors. 754 00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:07,535 -Two words, Todd. 755 00:46:07,636 --> 00:46:10,804 -Nose. A heart. 756 00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:12,507 Heart. Your heart. 757 00:46:12,607 --> 00:46:14,576 Heart. Heart you? 758 00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:16,511 Your sweater. Your heart. 759 00:46:16,611 --> 00:46:18,412 Me. Me. Me. 760 00:46:18,513 --> 00:46:20,414 Heart. Me heart. 761 00:46:20,515 --> 00:46:22,116 Me! Me heart! 762 00:46:22,216 --> 00:46:23,851 Shut the fuck up! 763 00:46:23,951 --> 00:46:26,554 It's her favorite movie. 764 00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:29,456 -Nose. 765 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:36,631 -Shh! Hey, there's another one coming. 766 00:46:36,731 --> 00:46:39,567 -Rock your baby. Pet your baby. 767 00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:42,002 Um... -This one's fucking weird. 768 00:46:42,102 --> 00:46:44,539 -"Babe"! Pig in the city! -No. 769 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,743 -"Throw Momma from the Train." -No! 770 00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,679 -"Mommy Dearest." 771 00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:52,313 "Harry Potter." 772 00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:54,348 -No. -Just shut up. 773 00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:56,016 -He's almost got it, Pete. 774 00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:57,851 You're being so discouraging. 775 00:46:57,951 --> 00:46:59,353 -Why are you so discouraging? 776 00:46:59,453 --> 00:47:00,821 -Shut the fuck up! -You shut the fuck up! 777 00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:08,730 -Uhh! 778 00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:10,264 -Oh, shit! 779 00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:13,300 -"Mamma Mia"! -Yes! 780 00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:22,811 -Oh! Ow. 781 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:26,380 -That's your favorite movie? 782 00:47:35,824 --> 00:47:37,291 Wakey, wakey. 783 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,502 -What the fuck? 784 00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:49,504 What the fuck? 785 00:47:49,604 --> 00:47:52,139 -What is on the steak? 786 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,407 -Huh? 787 00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:56,377 -Is it some kind of special pepper? 788 00:47:56,477 --> 00:47:58,847 -Yeah. Yeah. Yes. 789 00:47:58,946 --> 00:48:00,881 -I told you. It was pepper. 790 00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:02,483 -You guessed it. 791 00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:03,785 -Delicious. Mmm. 792 00:48:03,884 --> 00:48:06,053 -It's very good, this pepper. 793 00:48:06,153 --> 00:48:08,823 -It's from -- from Ohio. 794 00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:11,626 -Oh! Go, Buckeyes! 795 00:48:11,726 --> 00:48:13,260 -I'm sorry. 796 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,995 Um, who are you? 797 00:48:15,095 --> 00:48:17,498 -I'm Pete. That's Allegra. 798 00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:18,899 -It's Italian. 799 00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:21,803 Good afternoon. -The big guy's Todd. 800 00:48:21,902 --> 00:48:23,337 -You shot me in the ass. 801 00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:27,408 -Now, normally in a conversation, 802 00:48:27,509 --> 00:48:29,343 this is where I'd ask for your names. 803 00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:32,246 But in my experience, it's better to keep you dehumanized. 804 00:48:32,346 --> 00:48:36,785 So for now, let's call you... 805 00:48:36,885 --> 00:48:38,185 -Ron and Hermione. 806 00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:43,424 -Say again. -Ron and Hermione. 807 00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:48,730 Ron... 808 00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,532 Hermione, I hate to overstep, 809 00:48:50,632 --> 00:48:52,801 but it seems like you guys have some marital issues. 810 00:48:52,901 --> 00:48:56,036 Who did this guy piss off? 811 00:48:56,838 --> 00:48:59,874 -Oh. Him. He did that. 812 00:48:59,973 --> 00:49:01,475 -Excuse me. We did that. 813 00:49:01,576 --> 00:49:03,143 -He pulled the trigger. 814 00:49:03,243 --> 00:49:05,145 -We discussed this. 815 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:06,581 I may have been holding the barrel, but you came up -- 816 00:49:06,681 --> 00:49:08,248 -Ronald Weasley. 817 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:10,618 -He was try-- 818 00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:15,222 It was an accident. 819 00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:20,961 -How did it feel? 820 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:23,163 It was pretty good. Right? 821 00:49:23,263 --> 00:49:25,065 When the lights go out, 822 00:49:25,165 --> 00:49:26,868 there's just nothing else there. 823 00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:28,703 It's just... There's just nothing. 824 00:49:28,803 --> 00:49:32,039 That's it. 825 00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:34,475 That's cool. Right? 826 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:40,481 What do you want? 827 00:49:40,582 --> 00:49:42,182 -Fine. No small talk. 828 00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:43,685 For the past seven years, 829 00:49:43,785 --> 00:49:46,286 my colleague Todd and I were wards of the state 830 00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:49,691 until we were granted early and unofficial parole. 831 00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:51,425 Now -- -Because we're in love. 832 00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:53,360 -What? 833 00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,763 -Well, if you're gonna tell the story, 834 00:49:55,864 --> 00:49:58,265 don't skip out on the best part. 835 00:49:58,365 --> 00:50:00,635 I was a corrections officer. 836 00:50:00,735 --> 00:50:04,606 I helped him escape because we're in love. 837 00:50:04,706 --> 00:50:06,541 Isn't that right? 838 00:50:06,641 --> 00:50:08,643 -Yeah. 839 00:50:08,743 --> 00:50:10,645 Yeah, no, yeah. 840 00:50:10,745 --> 00:50:12,680 We're in love. 841 00:50:14,682 --> 00:50:18,686 Anyhow, our plan has bumped up against a liquidity problem, 842 00:50:18,786 --> 00:50:22,155 and what we require now is cash. 843 00:50:22,256 --> 00:50:23,858 -My wallet is right upstairs. You can... 844 00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:25,125 -Believe it or not, it did occur to us 845 00:50:25,225 --> 00:50:27,227 to check your wallet and purse. 846 00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:30,532 And we're very appreciative of the 53 whole dollars we found. 847 00:50:30,632 --> 00:50:33,267 -Okay, but, um, there's another $200. 848 00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:36,403 $200 in the, uh, ceramic pot in the office upstairs. 849 00:50:36,504 --> 00:50:37,939 Just take it. Take it and go. 850 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:39,974 -My God. -And we're not gonna say... 851 00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:41,776 -Aren't you hospitable? 852 00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:44,946 And if we were looking to purchase a high-end blender, 853 00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:46,714 why, we'd be well on our way. 854 00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:49,283 But we require more than that. 855 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:50,818 Thoughts? 856 00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:55,557 -We don't have anything else. 857 00:50:55,657 --> 00:50:57,324 I swear to God, we don't have anything. 858 00:50:57,424 --> 00:50:59,527 -Ron, do you really expect me to believe you spent 859 00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:01,361 your last dime on special pepper? 860 00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:03,998 -He did. He does that. He's bullshit with money. 861 00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:05,332 -No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. 862 00:51:05,432 --> 00:51:07,200 -No, I'm not. -We're broke because you 863 00:51:07,301 --> 00:51:08,736 had to pretend you were rich. -In our industry -- 864 00:51:08,836 --> 00:51:10,838 In our industry, it's important to keep up appearances. 865 00:51:10,939 --> 00:51:12,372 And so -- -It's not a thing. 866 00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:14,042 -Can you not do this right now? -Hey. -What? 867 00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:15,910 -Your purse had to be Louis Vuitton. 868 00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:18,046 -Large knife! Large knife! Large knife! 869 00:51:18,145 --> 00:51:19,479 -Honey. 870 00:51:21,649 --> 00:51:25,419 Can I... Can I take a stab at this? 871 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,655 I'll trade you. 872 00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:36,463 Thank you. 873 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:38,900 Todd, circle up. 874 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,935 -Cool. 875 00:51:46,473 --> 00:51:47,976 -Please. No, no, no, no, no, 876 00:51:48,076 --> 00:51:49,476 please, please, please, please, don't. 877 00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:51,846 Oh, my God, please don't. Please don't. 878 00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:54,015 Fuck. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 879 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:55,583 Whatever I did, I'm so sorry. 880 00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:57,051 -Oh, fucking relax! 881 00:52:02,523 --> 00:52:06,628 You know what the worst part about working in a prison is? 882 00:52:06,728 --> 00:52:09,196 It's the night shift. It's so boring. 883 00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:10,632 Everybody's asleep. 884 00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:12,366 There's no action, 885 00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:15,268 there's no contraband searches, and it's just quiet. 886 00:52:15,369 --> 00:52:18,940 And so me and a couple of the guards, we got together, 887 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,009 and we -- we got it in our minds 888 00:52:21,109 --> 00:52:23,978 to, um, play this really fun game. 889 00:52:24,078 --> 00:52:26,514 -Honey. -What? 890 00:52:26,614 --> 00:52:28,082 -Can you... 891 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:30,217 -Why are you always micromanaging me? 892 00:52:30,317 --> 00:52:32,152 It's fun. I want to have fun. 893 00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:35,355 I'm having fun, too. 894 00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:39,493 Anyway... super easy to learn. 895 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:42,030 We just go and grab a couple of guys 896 00:52:42,130 --> 00:52:45,165 and we would drag them out of their cells, 897 00:52:45,265 --> 00:52:49,103 down to the laundry room where it was nice and quiet, 898 00:52:49,202 --> 00:52:53,141 and then draw this big circle around them, 899 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:58,813 and then we would see who could fuck who first. 900 00:52:58,913 --> 00:53:00,548 -No, no, no, no, no. 901 00:53:00,648 --> 00:53:03,618 -And the winner would get a pack of cigarettes. 902 00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:08,523 And the loser, well, the loser would just get fucked. 903 00:53:08,623 --> 00:53:10,290 -No. 904 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:12,160 No, I don't -- I don't want to. 905 00:53:12,259 --> 00:53:14,494 -Of course you don't want to! 906 00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:17,031 That's the whole point is you don't wanna. 907 00:53:17,131 --> 00:53:19,801 -If you don't want to play the game, you don't have to play. 908 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:21,301 -Thank God. 909 00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:22,904 -You just tell us where your money's at. 910 00:53:23,004 --> 00:53:24,972 -No, listen, please. I'm not -- 911 00:53:25,073 --> 00:53:26,174 Okay. -Unh-unh-unh. 912 00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:29,944 -Oh. Right, I understand. Sorry. 913 00:53:30,044 --> 00:53:31,879 I understand. 914 00:53:31,979 --> 00:53:34,882 I'm not lying to you. Please. 915 00:53:34,982 --> 00:53:37,317 I respect you, I respect you. 916 00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:40,054 I wouldn't lie to you. We don't have any money. 917 00:53:40,154 --> 00:53:41,254 Please. Please don't do this to me. 918 00:53:41,354 --> 00:53:42,990 -Oh, my God. 919 00:53:43,091 --> 00:53:44,491 You know you have a fighting chance 920 00:53:44,592 --> 00:53:46,661 because you got a couple inches on him. 921 00:53:46,761 --> 00:53:50,598 And the good news is, Todd now has a handicap. 922 00:53:50,698 --> 00:53:52,734 -Because you shot me in the ass. 923 00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:54,367 -But the bad news is, 924 00:53:54,468 --> 00:53:57,839 he's gotten really good at playing this game. 925 00:53:57,939 --> 00:53:59,339 -We don't have to do this. 926 00:53:59,439 --> 00:54:01,042 Listen to me. We don't have to do this. 927 00:54:01,142 --> 00:54:02,510 We can think of another solution. 928 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:04,377 Let's think of another way. 929 00:54:04,478 --> 00:54:06,313 We'll all think of a way. -Todd, honey, are you ready? 930 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:08,315 -Hold on. -What the fuck? 931 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,219 -Alright, let's go. -Ron... 932 00:54:11,318 --> 00:54:12,587 -I'm not ready. I don't want to do it. 933 00:54:12,687 --> 00:54:14,421 Fucking hold on, please. Just wait. 934 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:16,157 Let's just stop doing this. 935 00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:17,792 -On your marks. -No! I said I'm not ready! 936 00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:19,861 -Get set! -Stop! Don't fucking do this! 937 00:54:19,961 --> 00:54:21,562 -Play ball! 938 00:54:21,662 --> 00:54:25,767 Oh, my God! 939 00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:27,235 -I don't have any money! 940 00:54:27,334 --> 00:54:29,402 I overdrew my account months ago! 941 00:54:29,504 --> 00:54:33,007 - What? 942 00:54:33,107 --> 00:54:35,475 -Please, please, please. -Ron, you're out of the circle! 943 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,645 -They never stay in the circle. 944 00:54:37,745 --> 00:54:40,413 -Oh, fuck. Please, I'll do anything. 945 00:54:40,515 --> 00:54:42,984 - It's gonna get messy. 946 00:54:46,187 --> 00:54:47,454 - No, please. 947 00:54:47,555 --> 00:54:50,024 Please, please, please, please, please, please. 948 00:54:50,124 --> 00:54:51,726 Aah! 949 00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:53,795 -I want to watch your eyes when it first goes in. 950 00:54:53,895 --> 00:54:57,131 Oh, we got a wiggler. We got a wiggler. 951 00:54:57,231 --> 00:55:01,002 -Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up! 952 00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:04,404 Why do you have that? -What? 953 00:55:04,505 --> 00:55:06,674 -That, uh, the movie poster. 954 00:55:06,774 --> 00:55:09,442 Are you just a big fan or something? 955 00:55:10,343 --> 00:55:12,345 -It's my film. I directed -- 956 00:55:12,445 --> 00:55:14,549 I directed it. 957 00:55:14,649 --> 00:55:17,384 -You directed that? -Yes. 958 00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:20,021 -Dude, are you fucking with me? 959 00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:21,421 -No, I swear to God, I'm not. 960 00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:23,958 -You fucking directed that? -Yes. 961 00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:27,061 -I love that movie! -He loves that movie. 962 00:55:27,161 --> 00:55:28,729 -You saw it? 963 00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,965 -Oh, my God, I've seen it multiple times. 964 00:55:31,065 --> 00:55:33,734 -In the theater? 965 00:55:33,835 --> 00:55:36,170 -No, I've been in prison. What are you talking about? 966 00:55:36,270 --> 00:55:37,538 On movie night. -Movie night. 967 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,372 -We saw it together. -Movie night. 968 00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:41,108 -Oh, but, honey, that's a good movie. 969 00:55:41,209 --> 00:55:42,577 -You love that movie. 970 00:55:42,677 --> 00:55:45,213 -That's a very fucking good movie. 971 00:55:45,313 --> 00:55:47,048 -It's solid. 972 00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:48,983 -You know, one thing I did think, 973 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,152 at the end, 974 00:55:51,252 --> 00:55:54,288 the main guy is kind of a pussy, 975 00:55:54,387 --> 00:55:55,723 but you're rooting for him. 976 00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:57,725 He should have sacrificed himself. 977 00:55:57,825 --> 00:55:58,693 -I know. 978 00:55:58,793 --> 00:56:00,328 Producers wanted a happy ending, 979 00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,897 so I had to give them what they wanted. 980 00:56:02,997 --> 00:56:04,332 -Oh, no. 981 00:56:04,431 --> 00:56:06,000 You wanted to do the... -Yes. 982 00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:07,969 -And they... 983 00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:09,637 Oh! 984 00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:11,672 It's your movie, not theirs. 985 00:56:11,772 --> 00:56:13,708 You have to fight for that shit. 986 00:56:13,808 --> 00:56:15,209 -I know. 987 00:56:15,309 --> 00:56:18,279 -But seriously, you got a real voice. 988 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:19,881 It's good stuff. 989 00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:21,616 -Thank you. -You know what I'm saying? 990 00:56:21,716 --> 00:56:23,784 -I do. It means a lot coming from you. 991 00:56:25,418 --> 00:56:28,322 -Okay. Alright. As you were. 992 00:56:28,421 --> 00:56:30,825 -What? No! Fuck! Oh, God. No, no, no! 993 00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:34,328 Lisa, do something! Lisa, do something! 994 00:56:34,427 --> 00:56:35,897 -No. -Please don't do this to me. 995 00:56:35,997 --> 00:56:37,464 Fuck. 996 00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:39,533 -What's the issue? -Hold on. 997 00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:41,669 -Oh, yeah. Here we go. -No, no, no! 998 00:56:41,769 --> 00:56:45,640 - Here we go. - Oh, God, ohh! 999 00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:47,875 -Give me a second. Here we go. 1000 00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:53,781 Nah. 1001 00:56:53,881 --> 00:56:55,316 Sorry, guys. 1002 00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:56,817 -What the fuck, Todd? 1003 00:56:56,918 --> 00:56:58,753 -Can we just get this over with? 1004 00:56:58,853 --> 00:57:00,354 -No. No, no. 1005 00:57:00,453 --> 00:57:01,454 Ah! 1006 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:07,795 Fuck! Please. Please, please. 1007 00:57:07,895 --> 00:57:09,563 -Open your eyes. 1008 00:57:09,664 --> 00:57:11,699 Open your eyes! 1009 00:57:11,799 --> 00:57:14,467 Don't be rude. Say goodbye to your wife. 1010 00:57:14,568 --> 00:57:16,203 -No, please don't. 1011 00:57:16,304 --> 00:57:18,506 -Say goodbye to your fucking wife! 1012 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:21,309 Say goodbye. 1013 00:57:21,409 --> 00:57:23,177 - Goodbye. 1014 00:57:29,617 --> 00:57:31,385 -Stop, stop, stop, stop! 1015 00:57:31,484 --> 00:57:32,820 Okay, I have money. 1016 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,957 I have money. I have 50 grand. 1017 00:57:37,358 --> 00:57:38,826 I've been setting it aside. 1018 00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,294 There's a bank -- There's a bank in town. 1019 00:57:40,394 --> 00:57:42,530 When it opens, you can have it. 1020 00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:44,031 You can have all of it. 1021 00:57:44,131 --> 00:57:48,135 Just fucking don't touch us, either of us. 1022 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:52,306 -Okay. Deal. 1023 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:55,576 -Well, that wasn't so hard now, was it? 1024 00:57:59,479 --> 00:58:01,983 -Again...big fan. 1025 00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:19,700 -This marks the second year... 1026 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,669 -G-- Eh! -I have to... 1027 00:58:21,769 --> 00:58:23,671 I have to dig in it. -Ah! 1028 00:58:23,771 --> 00:58:25,573 -In other news, a raccoon by the name of Felix 1029 00:58:25,673 --> 00:58:27,575 has been seen all over Southfield 1030 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,810 on top of people's cars. 1031 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,616 -Dan? 1032 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:40,855 Dan. 1033 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,535 How did we get here? 1034 00:59:00,441 --> 00:59:02,309 I was so in love with you. 1035 00:59:04,145 --> 00:59:07,214 When we found each other, I thought, um... 1036 00:59:08,215 --> 00:59:11,185 ...I thought... 1037 00:59:11,285 --> 00:59:13,487 we'd always be a team, 1038 00:59:13,587 --> 00:59:17,291 that we would take on the world together, 1039 00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:18,793 that... 1040 00:59:18,893 --> 00:59:21,062 that we'd have a good life. 1041 00:59:27,601 --> 00:59:30,237 I don't know what happened. 1042 00:59:30,337 --> 00:59:31,939 It got so ugly. 1043 00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:37,978 And then, um... 1044 00:59:40,948 --> 00:59:43,084 ...Dario. 1045 00:59:44,752 --> 00:59:46,987 I don't even know why I did it. 1046 00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:52,259 I think maybe I wanted to get caught. 1047 00:59:54,862 --> 00:59:57,965 I think I wanted you to fight for us. 1048 01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:05,272 I'm so sorry. 1049 01:00:16,984 --> 01:00:18,786 Whatever. 1050 01:00:18,886 --> 01:00:21,088 They're gonna kill us anyway. 1051 01:00:24,526 --> 01:00:25,926 -Okay. 1052 01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:27,862 Tomorrow we take her to the bank, 1053 01:00:27,962 --> 01:00:30,131 get the money, kill them both, 1054 01:00:30,231 --> 01:00:34,368 drive south, find a spot to ditch the car, 1055 01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:36,036 cross the border. 1056 01:00:37,204 --> 01:00:39,373 -You're just gonna ditch the car? 1057 01:00:39,473 --> 01:00:40,941 -Well, yeah. 1058 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:43,944 Stolen car stuffed with dead bodies, so... 1059 01:00:44,044 --> 01:00:48,415 -It's a really nice car, and it could be helpful. 1060 01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:50,552 You don't care about that? 1061 01:00:50,651 --> 01:00:52,186 -Uh... -You just -- 1062 01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:54,455 You don't care that that car has been nothing 1063 01:00:54,556 --> 01:00:56,857 but helpful to us in our escape? 1064 01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,926 Like, where's the respect for that? 1065 01:00:59,026 --> 01:01:04,298 Where's the -- the basic level of human decency? 1066 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:14,475 -It's a Volvo. 1067 01:01:34,161 --> 01:01:36,964 What I'm saying is we can get rid of it 1068 01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:39,066 because we won't have any use for it. 1069 01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:43,672 -I'm just saying, Pete, that if you get rid of that automobile 1070 01:01:43,771 --> 01:01:45,940 like it's a piece of fucking trash, 1071 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,976 you better be careful that it doesn't come back 1072 01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:52,379 and just burn your fucking dick off. 1073 01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:58,819 -How? 1074 01:01:58,919 --> 01:02:01,822 Hello?! Hey! 1075 01:02:01,922 --> 01:02:05,159 -What are you doing? -Hey! Hey! 1076 01:02:05,259 --> 01:02:07,629 - Can you go see what the fuck's going on? 1077 01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:09,531 I gotta deal with her. 1078 01:02:09,631 --> 01:02:11,498 -Hello?! -Yeah. 1079 01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:16,370 -Hey! Hello! 1080 01:02:16,470 --> 01:02:18,973 Can somebody come down?! 1081 01:02:29,817 --> 01:02:31,986 -What do you want, Ron Weasley? 1082 01:02:33,153 --> 01:02:35,022 -I have to go to the bathroom. 1083 01:02:35,122 --> 01:02:37,992 -Ah, you piss in your fucking pants. 1084 01:02:40,294 --> 01:02:42,329 -It's number two. 1085 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,599 -Oh. 1086 01:02:44,699 --> 01:02:48,503 Hey, are they allowed to take dumps?! 1087 01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:49,970 -Yeah, fine! 1088 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,473 - Alright. 1089 01:02:56,745 --> 01:02:58,946 Yeah. -Oh, fuck. 1090 01:02:59,046 --> 01:03:01,815 Oh, God. God. Okay, okay. 1091 01:03:01,915 --> 01:03:03,585 -You're not gonna do anything dumb now, are you? 1092 01:03:03,685 --> 01:03:06,153 -No. I just have to take a shit. 1093 01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:09,557 Okay? I swear to God. Please, please. 1094 01:03:09,658 --> 01:03:10,991 -Alright. -Fuck. 1095 01:03:14,995 --> 01:03:18,667 Okay. -Get up. 1096 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:20,301 -Okay. 1097 01:03:23,404 --> 01:03:27,074 -No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1098 01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:31,011 Eh... 1099 01:03:39,721 --> 01:03:41,388 Hmm? Hmm? -You got me. 1100 01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:43,390 -Go on. 1101 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:46,160 Go potty. 1102 01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:12,152 -You're not allowed to touch me. 1103 01:04:13,887 --> 01:04:15,989 -But I'm not touching you. 1104 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,762 I'm not touching you. 1105 01:04:20,861 --> 01:04:24,398 I'm not touching you. 1106 01:04:24,498 --> 01:04:27,234 I'm not touching you. 1107 01:04:27,334 --> 01:04:29,269 Boop, boop. 1108 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,611 I'm not touching you. 1109 01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:53,795 Come on out, Weasley. 1110 01:04:53,894 --> 01:04:56,631 Hey. Hey, what the fuck? 1111 01:04:56,731 --> 01:04:57,799 Oh! 1112 01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:08,976 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Hey, hey. 1113 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:11,078 -Okay. -Shh. 1114 01:05:11,178 --> 01:05:13,080 -Okay. Wait a minute. 1115 01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:14,982 What? Dan! Fuck! 1116 01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:18,686 -Shh. -Da-- 1117 01:05:18,787 --> 01:05:20,053 Okay. 1118 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:24,526 -I'm sorry, baby. 1119 01:05:26,895 --> 01:05:29,697 -Baby... 1120 01:05:29,798 --> 01:05:31,900 Where's my baby? 1121 01:05:31,999 --> 01:05:34,869 Hmm? Where's my baby girl? 1122 01:05:48,215 --> 01:05:50,885 -Is that my baby girl? 1123 01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,687 Hmm? 1124 01:05:52,787 --> 01:05:55,289 -Shit. 1125 01:05:55,389 --> 01:05:58,459 Okay. Okay. 1126 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,093 -That's my baby girl. 1127 01:06:00,194 --> 01:06:02,530 -Oh, you're such an asshole. 1128 01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:04,298 Oh. 1129 01:06:09,804 --> 01:06:12,206 Fuck me! Fuck me! 1130 01:06:12,306 --> 01:06:15,510 Oh, you fucking pig, do it now. 1131 01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:18,445 -Todd, are we good?! 1132 01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,447 - Fuck me. 1133 01:06:20,548 --> 01:06:22,349 -Fuck. -Todd? 1134 01:06:22,449 --> 01:06:25,052 -Oh, God. He's fine. -Are we good? 1135 01:06:26,754 --> 01:06:28,590 Todd! -I'm sure he's fine. 1136 01:06:28,690 --> 01:06:30,892 -God damn it! 1137 01:06:30,991 --> 01:06:33,393 Todd! -He's fine. 1138 01:06:33,494 --> 01:06:35,663 -Todd? 1139 01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:38,232 What the fuck? -Oh, my God. 1140 01:06:40,367 --> 01:06:42,904 Todd. 1141 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:48,510 -Hey. Look at me. 1142 01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:50,010 What happened? 1143 01:06:51,613 --> 01:06:55,082 -Weasley hit me with a sock. -With what? 1144 01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:58,218 -A sock? -Yeah. 1145 01:06:58,318 --> 01:06:59,821 -Fuck! 1146 01:07:01,823 --> 01:07:02,891 Fuck! 1147 01:07:17,839 --> 01:07:19,674 -She can't be far. 1148 01:07:27,682 --> 01:07:29,249 -Todd, you take the road. 1149 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:30,852 I'll take the forest. 1150 01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:51,539 Okay. 1151 01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:55,877 Shit. 1152 01:07:55,977 --> 01:07:57,311 Okay. Okay. Shit. Okay. 1153 01:07:57,411 --> 01:08:00,715 Okay. Shit. Come on. Okay. 1154 01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:03,450 Okay, okay. Um...Um... 1155 01:08:03,551 --> 01:08:05,053 Um...Um... 1156 01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:06,486 Okay. 1157 01:08:13,761 --> 01:08:14,762 -Dang it! 1158 01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:25,773 Peekaboo. 1159 01:08:25,873 --> 01:08:28,475 I see you. 1160 01:08:28,576 --> 01:08:31,111 Drop it. 1161 01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:34,916 What you got in your other hand there? 1162 01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:37,051 -Oh. Nothing. -Give it over. 1163 01:08:37,150 --> 01:08:38,485 -I was... -Shut up! 1164 01:08:38,586 --> 01:08:41,990 -Okay, okay. 1165 01:08:42,090 --> 01:08:43,825 -Boop! 1166 01:08:45,158 --> 01:08:46,761 -Remember the money. 1167 01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:50,932 -No, no, no, no, no, no. See, that deal's over. 1168 01:08:51,032 --> 01:08:52,767 You guys hit me in the head, 1169 01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:56,070 so now you've gotta fucking die. 1170 01:08:56,169 --> 01:08:58,072 Those are the rules. 1171 01:08:58,171 --> 01:09:01,308 -Rules? What -- What fucking rules? 1172 01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:03,878 Okay, okay. Please. You don't have to do this. 1173 01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:05,412 -That's what everybody says. 1174 01:09:05,513 --> 01:09:07,180 -Please. We can figure something out. 1175 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,784 We can figure something out. -And they say that, too. 1176 01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:11,284 -Listen, listen. 1177 01:09:11,385 --> 01:09:12,520 Listen, okay, 'cause there's something -- 1178 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:14,122 There's something you don't know. 1179 01:09:14,221 --> 01:09:15,823 There's something you don't know. 1180 01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:21,228 I'm pregnant. -Ah. 1181 01:09:21,328 --> 01:09:24,197 -I'm 12.5 weeks. It's a little girl. 1182 01:09:24,297 --> 01:09:26,834 -Mmmm...no. 1183 01:09:26,934 --> 01:09:28,002 Bullshit. 1184 01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:30,370 -I swear I'm not lying. I swear. 1185 01:09:30,470 --> 01:09:34,008 -Nah, you would have said something before. 1186 01:09:34,108 --> 01:09:36,944 -I couldn't say anything before because... 1187 01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:39,279 I had an affair. Okay? 1188 01:09:39,379 --> 01:09:43,383 And it's not my husband's. 1189 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:46,253 -Oh. 1190 01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:48,022 Poor old Ron Weasley. 1191 01:09:48,122 --> 01:09:50,758 -I didn't want to hurt him. I didn't want to hurt him. 1192 01:09:50,858 --> 01:09:53,928 Please, just let me go. Please. 1193 01:09:54,028 --> 01:09:55,697 She didn't do anything to anyone. 1194 01:09:55,797 --> 01:09:57,932 Please. Please don't kill my baby. 1195 01:09:58,032 --> 01:10:00,168 Please don't kill my baby. 1196 01:10:00,267 --> 01:10:02,436 -Fine. 1197 01:10:02,537 --> 01:10:04,005 I just won't shoot you in the stomach. 1198 01:10:04,105 --> 01:10:05,372 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1199 01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:07,175 -Aah! -Please, no! 1200 01:10:07,274 --> 01:10:10,377 Oh. Oh, shit! 1201 01:10:10,477 --> 01:10:11,913 -Ah! 1202 01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:13,447 Ah! God. 1203 01:10:13,548 --> 01:10:14,649 Fuck off! 1204 01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,989 Fuck off! 1205 01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:43,578 You go there! 1206 01:10:44,879 --> 01:10:45,880 -Aaaahhh! 1207 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:47,715 -Ah! My eyes! 1208 01:11:03,965 --> 01:11:05,867 Fucking hell! Oh, shit! 1209 01:11:05,967 --> 01:11:07,635 Aah! 1210 01:11:14,842 --> 01:11:17,145 Ooh! 1211 01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:44,172 Oh, my God! 1212 01:11:44,272 --> 01:11:45,907 Oh, my God! Okay! 1213 01:11:46,007 --> 01:11:48,176 Okay. Aaaah! 1214 01:11:55,516 --> 01:11:59,520 Fuck! Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1215 01:11:59,620 --> 01:12:02,190 Oh, oh, whole thing. Okay. 1216 01:12:08,461 --> 01:12:11,199 Die, you cunt! 1217 01:12:15,435 --> 01:12:16,838 Oh, my God. 1218 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:30,985 -Oh, God. 1219 01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:32,153 Okay. -Ah! 1220 01:12:32,253 --> 01:12:34,354 -Oh! Fucking hell! Okay. -Ah! 1221 01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:44,832 -Uhhhhh-- 1222 01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:11,058 Dumbledore. 1223 01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:12,526 I caught the snitch. 1224 01:13:14,729 --> 01:13:17,464 -Todd! 1225 01:13:17,565 --> 01:13:19,901 -Boat keys, boat keys. Come on. 1226 01:13:20,001 --> 01:13:21,335 Oh, fuck. 1227 01:13:21,434 --> 01:13:25,206 -Go, go, go, go. -Okay, okay, okay. Shit. 1228 01:13:25,306 --> 01:13:27,041 -Todd! 1229 01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:33,480 -Oh, my God! 1230 01:13:33,581 --> 01:13:37,450 Oh, no! Oh, my God! Toddy?! 1231 01:13:37,551 --> 01:13:40,688 Toddy?! Oh, no! 1232 01:13:40,788 --> 01:13:43,124 Why would anybody do this? 1233 01:13:43,224 --> 01:13:45,860 He was such a great person. 1234 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,530 Oh, I'm gonna kill you, you motherfuckers! 1235 01:13:50,731 --> 01:13:53,901 -Dan, come on. -Okay. 1236 01:14:08,215 --> 01:14:10,985 -Fuck. 1237 01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:15,488 -This is all my fault. 1238 01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:20,261 You're right. 1239 01:14:20,361 --> 01:14:22,663 I didn't fight for you. 1240 01:14:27,768 --> 01:14:30,071 I didn't fight for us. 1241 01:14:35,343 --> 01:14:36,644 -Outside. 1242 01:14:39,447 --> 01:14:41,215 -When things started falling apart with us, 1243 01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:42,917 I got so scared. 1244 01:14:47,822 --> 01:14:50,825 I just felt like such a failure. 1245 01:14:54,328 --> 01:14:56,230 And I didn't know how to stop it... 1246 01:14:59,467 --> 01:15:00,768 ...how to fix it. 1247 01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:03,571 So I just gave up, I think. 1248 01:15:06,374 --> 01:15:08,209 I'm so sorry. 1249 01:15:23,124 --> 01:15:24,225 -Hey. -They're coming. 1250 01:15:24,325 --> 01:15:26,494 -I want you to get to the boat. 1251 01:15:26,627 --> 01:15:28,763 I want you to run. 1252 01:15:28,863 --> 01:15:31,732 -What about you? -It's not important. 1253 01:15:32,433 --> 01:15:35,569 I know that you're pregnant, and I know it's not mine. 1254 01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:37,338 I don't care. 1255 01:15:37,438 --> 01:15:38,973 -No, no, no, Dan -- -Shh. 1256 01:15:41,510 --> 01:15:44,211 It's funny. After all this fucking shit, 1257 01:15:44,311 --> 01:15:47,348 when I heard you, my first thought, I wasn't mad. 1258 01:15:47,448 --> 01:15:48,883 I was really excited. 1259 01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:54,922 -No, Dan, I was lying. 1260 01:15:55,022 --> 01:15:57,758 -What? -I had to stall him. 1261 01:15:57,858 --> 01:15:59,693 -You're not pregnant? -No. 1262 01:15:59,794 --> 01:16:01,962 -At all? -Not even a little bit. 1263 01:16:05,399 --> 01:16:07,068 -Lisa... 1264 01:16:07,168 --> 01:16:09,870 that was the best fucking acting I've ever seen. 1265 01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:11,605 -Yeah? 1266 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,376 -Gotcha. 1267 01:16:32,893 --> 01:16:35,062 -Ah! 1268 01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:37,231 -Fucking bitch! 1269 01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:42,369 Sorry, sweetheart. 1270 01:16:43,370 --> 01:16:44,905 Uhh! 1271 01:16:45,005 --> 01:16:46,607 -Oh! 1272 01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:50,344 Oh! Oh, my... 1273 01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:52,146 -Oh! 1274 01:16:52,246 --> 01:16:54,482 Oh! 1275 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,551 It's broken! 1276 01:16:56,650 --> 01:17:00,522 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 1277 01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:02,089 -Thank you. 1278 01:17:02,189 --> 01:17:03,491 -Let's go. 1279 01:17:10,264 --> 01:17:11,432 -Fucking nail him! 1280 01:17:11,533 --> 01:17:15,402 He hurt my back. Fucking asshole! 1281 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,708 -Aah! -Uhh! 1282 01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,118 I'm sorry. 1283 01:17:39,393 --> 01:17:40,928 -Remember me? 1284 01:17:41,028 --> 01:17:43,097 This is what happens when you fuck with... 1285 01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:52,574 -Todd. -Todd! 1286 01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:56,143 Yes! My name is Todd. 1287 01:17:56,243 --> 01:17:57,579 -Aah! -Oh! 1288 01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:08,022 Fucking hold her. 1289 01:18:12,193 --> 01:18:15,462 -Let me tell you something, Ron Weasley. 1290 01:18:15,564 --> 01:18:17,698 You kill enough people, 1291 01:18:17,798 --> 01:18:19,900 it honestly starts to get a bit boring. 1292 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,269 Like in a relationship, 1293 01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:26,473 the key is finding ways to keep things fresh. 1294 01:18:26,575 --> 01:18:28,075 Isn't that right, honey? 1295 01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:33,314 -Aaaaaah! -Dan! 1296 01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:35,517 -Stay. 1297 01:18:35,617 --> 01:18:39,820 I've stabbed, choked, smothered, 1298 01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,591 melted my old scoutmaster with acid. 1299 01:18:42,691 --> 01:18:44,491 It was more trouble than it was worth. 1300 01:18:44,593 --> 01:18:46,628 Very hard to get acid. 1301 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,796 But one thing I've never done 1302 01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:53,200 is shove someone's face into a lawnmower. 1303 01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:55,869 - Come on. 1304 01:18:55,970 --> 01:18:57,871 -So thank you for this! 1305 01:19:00,908 --> 01:19:04,111 -No. -Oh, shut up and watch. 1306 01:19:04,211 --> 01:19:06,080 Go ahead, honey. 1307 01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:08,650 -No, please. No, no, please! 1308 01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:09,783 Please, please, please. 1309 01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:13,487 -Isn't this fun? -Fuck, no! 1310 01:19:13,588 --> 01:19:14,855 Please! Please! 1311 01:19:14,955 --> 01:19:16,658 -We're trying something new together. 1312 01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:17,825 -Please, please. Please! 1313 01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:20,227 -Shut the fuck up! 1314 01:19:20,327 --> 01:19:21,696 -Aah! 1315 01:19:21,795 --> 01:19:25,232 He's not gonna have a face. 1316 01:19:25,332 --> 01:19:27,502 -Aah, fuck! 1317 01:19:27,602 --> 01:19:30,204 Aah! 1318 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:40,781 -Shit. 1319 01:19:49,089 --> 01:19:50,592 -Who fucked up my window? 1320 01:20:02,570 --> 01:20:04,539 -♪ Chickity china, the chinese chicken ♪ 1321 01:20:04,639 --> 01:20:07,007 ♪ You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking ♪ 1322 01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,876 -Hmm. 1323 01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:11,345 Well, that don't look right. 1324 01:20:18,753 --> 01:20:20,287 -Mm. 1325 01:20:20,387 --> 01:20:21,455 Oh. 1326 01:20:21,556 --> 01:20:23,558 What the fuck? 1327 01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:25,560 Oh. 1328 01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:27,861 Oh. 1329 01:20:27,961 --> 01:20:29,897 Michael Burton speaking. 1330 01:20:29,997 --> 01:20:31,432 -Mike, can you hear me? 1331 01:20:31,533 --> 01:20:34,769 It's Carl Marshall, down by the lake. 1332 01:20:34,868 --> 01:20:36,504 -Carl? -Yeah. 1333 01:20:36,604 --> 01:20:38,740 I'm just phoning to say, Mike, 1334 01:20:38,839 --> 01:20:42,876 that I was driving past your place, 1335 01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:45,079 and, uh, I had to go 1336 01:20:45,179 --> 01:20:48,916 to the 24-hour convenience store, you know? 1337 01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:51,919 So, Mike, I took the back way. 1338 01:20:52,019 --> 01:20:55,322 You know, I prefer the back way to the front. 1339 01:20:56,156 --> 01:20:59,493 Potato starch and some tomatoes. 1340 01:20:59,594 --> 01:21:02,262 -Carl. What is this about? 1341 01:21:02,363 --> 01:21:03,732 -Oh. I'm sorry. 1342 01:21:03,832 --> 01:21:06,333 I was driving past your place and -- 1343 01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:14,041 -One second, Mike. One second. -Oh, my God. 1344 01:21:17,010 --> 01:21:19,380 Excuse me. 1345 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,882 Okay, so... 1346 01:21:21,982 --> 01:21:25,787 -One of your pots was out on the front lawn. 1347 01:21:25,886 --> 01:21:27,354 -What? -And also, 1348 01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:29,824 one of your windows was smashed. 1349 01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:32,092 -Look, Carl. Goodbye, Carl. 1350 01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:33,160 -Mike? 1351 01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:34,596 Mike?! 1352 01:21:38,031 --> 01:21:39,166 That fucking kid. 1353 01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:47,107 -Whoa, whoa, Mr. Burton. 1354 01:21:47,207 --> 01:21:48,676 I need you to go back to your room. 1355 01:21:48,777 --> 01:21:50,277 -I'm sorry, Kevin, I gotta go. 1356 01:21:50,377 --> 01:21:51,780 There's a problem up at my cabin. 1357 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:52,913 -Mr. Burton, please. 1358 01:21:57,351 --> 01:21:59,420 -Give me your fucking car keys, man. 1359 01:22:02,122 --> 01:22:03,525 Don't wait up. 1360 01:22:10,899 --> 01:22:12,366 -Fuck, yeah. 1361 01:22:15,035 --> 01:22:16,805 Oh, fuck me! 1362 01:22:16,905 --> 01:22:18,439 What is this shit? 1363 01:22:18,540 --> 01:22:20,007 What the fuck? 1364 01:22:20,107 --> 01:22:22,710 No. No. No. No. 1365 01:22:22,811 --> 01:22:24,712 Jesus Christ! 1366 01:22:24,813 --> 01:22:26,980 -♪ Welcome to Ibiza! ♪ 1367 01:22:38,425 --> 01:22:42,630 -Turn music off! 1368 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:45,332 You motherfucker! 1369 01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:48,770 What? You gotta be kidding me. 1370 01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:52,306 Kevin, you asshole! 1371 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:56,811 Hey, cupcake. Fill it up. 1372 01:22:56,911 --> 01:22:59,747 No, thanks. 1373 01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:05,787 -♪ When I party, I fuck like this, like this ♪ 1374 01:23:10,491 --> 01:23:11,759 -♪ When I party, I fuck like this ♪ 1375 01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:13,026 -Yeah, yeah. 1376 01:23:14,562 --> 01:23:15,429 Turn it up! 1377 01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:20,802 -♪ When I party, I fuck like this ♪ -Dan? 1378 01:23:22,804 --> 01:23:24,171 -Shit. 1379 01:23:29,042 --> 01:23:30,512 -Who fucked up my window? 1380 01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:33,447 Baby! 1381 01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:36,350 -Dad?! -Dan. 1382 01:23:36,450 --> 01:23:37,919 -Are you broken? 1383 01:23:38,018 --> 01:23:39,219 -So who are these dusty cunts? 1384 01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:42,022 -Who the fuck are you? 1385 01:23:42,122 --> 01:23:43,625 -Can you hear me? 1386 01:23:43,725 --> 01:23:45,325 -Oh, hey. Hey, hey! 1387 01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:47,394 Stay the fuck back, old man. 1388 01:23:47,494 --> 01:23:49,396 I'll slit her fucking throat! 1389 01:23:55,102 --> 01:23:56,704 -You good, Lis? 1390 01:23:56,804 --> 01:23:57,772 -Mm-hmm. 1391 01:23:57,872 --> 01:24:00,173 -Toddy! 1392 01:24:00,274 --> 01:24:02,409 Alright. 1393 01:24:02,510 --> 01:24:05,379 Who's next? 1394 01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:07,615 Is it you? 1395 01:24:07,715 --> 01:24:08,616 -Dad! Look out! -Ugh! 1396 01:24:08,716 --> 01:24:09,951 -No! 1397 01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:12,554 -Die, you fucking ape! 1398 01:24:12,654 --> 01:24:16,024 Aah! 1399 01:24:16,123 --> 01:24:18,693 Oh! Oh, my God! 1400 01:24:21,094 --> 01:24:23,665 -Oh. -Fuck! 1401 01:24:23,765 --> 01:24:26,568 -Oh! 1402 01:24:26,668 --> 01:24:29,537 You gonna die, old man? 1403 01:24:29,637 --> 01:24:31,573 -No. 1404 01:24:31,673 --> 01:24:33,775 I'm gonna eat your nose. 1405 01:24:34,742 --> 01:24:36,076 -Oh! 1406 01:24:37,077 --> 01:24:38,278 -I'm gonna get ya! 1407 01:24:43,685 --> 01:24:45,687 -Dad! 1408 01:24:45,787 --> 01:24:47,855 -Run, Danny. 1409 01:24:47,956 --> 01:24:51,325 Your nose tastes like shit. 1410 01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:54,762 -Dan. Get in the car. 1411 01:25:03,972 --> 01:25:06,306 -No! Fucking come on! 1412 01:25:06,406 --> 01:25:09,142 What the fuck is happening?! 1413 01:25:11,079 --> 01:25:12,145 -Dad! Dad! 1414 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:14,649 -Ugh! Ugh! 1415 01:25:16,884 --> 01:25:18,820 -Come on! Come on! 1416 01:25:37,572 --> 01:25:40,173 -Oh! 1417 01:25:48,082 --> 01:25:49,416 -Lisa. 1418 01:25:51,919 --> 01:25:54,187 Lisa. 1419 01:25:54,287 --> 01:25:56,156 Lisa, wake up. 1420 01:25:56,256 --> 01:25:57,825 Lisa. Lisa, wake up. 1421 01:25:57,925 --> 01:25:59,093 Lisa. 1422 01:25:59,192 --> 01:26:00,628 -Uhh. -Lisa? 1423 01:26:00,728 --> 01:26:02,730 -Ah. Oh, ho. 1424 01:26:04,599 --> 01:26:06,134 -What? Okay. 1425 01:26:06,233 --> 01:26:08,069 That's okay, that's okay. 1426 01:26:08,168 --> 01:26:09,336 -Hey! 1427 01:26:09,436 --> 01:26:10,972 It goes right there. 1428 01:26:11,072 --> 01:26:13,508 -He shot off my -- my hair. 1429 01:26:13,608 --> 01:26:15,943 What -- Does it look -- Does it look okay? 1430 01:26:16,044 --> 01:26:17,444 How does it look? 1431 01:26:19,113 --> 01:26:20,548 -It looks fine. 1432 01:26:20,648 --> 01:26:23,518 You know what? I actually think it looks good. 1433 01:26:23,618 --> 01:26:24,852 -Okay. 1434 01:26:24,952 --> 01:26:25,953 -Let's focus. -Okay. 1435 01:26:26,054 --> 01:26:28,122 -Right here. -Okay. 1436 01:26:28,221 --> 01:26:31,659 -I need you to get to the boat. 1437 01:26:31,759 --> 01:26:34,062 Okay? -Okay. 1438 01:26:34,162 --> 01:26:35,830 -Okay? 1439 01:26:35,930 --> 01:26:37,699 -Where are you going? 1440 01:26:37,799 --> 01:26:39,934 -I have to go take care of something. 1441 01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:43,403 Hold on. I don't want to lie to you. 1442 01:26:43,504 --> 01:26:45,472 I don't want to lie to you ever again, okay? 1443 01:26:45,573 --> 01:26:48,576 I want to start communicating honestly. 1444 01:26:48,676 --> 01:26:50,511 The whole side of your head looks like shit. 1445 01:26:50,611 --> 01:26:52,212 It looks like a total nightmare. 1446 01:26:52,312 --> 01:26:53,881 I don't want to repress things anymore. 1447 01:26:53,981 --> 01:26:55,783 -Dan, Dan, I appreciate what you're trying to do, 1448 01:26:55,883 --> 01:26:57,585 I really do, but now is not the fucking time! 1449 01:26:57,685 --> 01:27:00,487 -Right, right. Okay, let's fucking go. 1450 01:27:00,588 --> 01:27:01,354 -Okay. 1451 01:27:01,455 --> 01:27:03,858 -I'm in so much pain! Ow! 1452 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:06,027 Ow! Ah! 1453 01:27:06,127 --> 01:27:09,496 Okay. We just gotta wrap this up. 1454 01:27:09,597 --> 01:27:11,065 Okay? 1455 01:27:11,165 --> 01:27:13,101 Honey, help me up. 1456 01:27:13,201 --> 01:27:15,103 -Nah, I'm good. 1457 01:27:15,203 --> 01:27:16,671 -Wait, what? 1458 01:27:16,771 --> 01:27:20,541 -Uh, I think we should break up. 1459 01:27:22,143 --> 01:27:24,444 -What? -Yeah. 1460 01:27:25,713 --> 01:27:27,815 It's just not working out for me. 1461 01:27:27,915 --> 01:27:29,584 -What are you talking about? 1462 01:27:29,684 --> 01:27:32,754 It was -- It's just a setback. 1463 01:27:32,854 --> 01:27:34,989 Ah, you motherfucker! 1464 01:27:35,089 --> 01:27:38,159 Oh, you're a fucking coward! 1465 01:27:38,258 --> 01:27:41,896 You fucking piece of shit! 1466 01:27:41,996 --> 01:27:45,066 I will cut your fucking dick off, shithead! 1467 01:27:47,969 --> 01:27:49,771 Motherfucker! 1468 01:27:58,179 --> 01:28:00,681 -Fucking piece of shit asshole! 1469 01:28:00,782 --> 01:28:03,483 Shit. Oh, my God. 1470 01:28:03,584 --> 01:28:08,421 I knew I shouldn't have left my fucking job. 1471 01:28:20,868 --> 01:28:22,770 Ohh! 1472 01:28:24,471 --> 01:28:27,241 Oh, that goes over there. 1473 01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:29,877 That goes there. Okay. 1474 01:28:31,712 --> 01:28:33,714 Ewwww, God. 1475 01:28:33,815 --> 01:28:35,348 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1476 01:28:46,627 --> 01:28:49,831 Okay. That's good. Okay. 1477 01:28:51,331 --> 01:28:52,700 Oh, God! 1478 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:55,203 Ow! Uhh! 1479 01:28:58,272 --> 01:29:00,842 Oh! That's better. That's better. 1480 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:07,748 Ooh, that's better. 1481 01:29:26,234 --> 01:29:28,736 -Shit! Fuck you! 1482 01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,904 Okay. 1483 01:29:32,139 --> 01:29:34,709 God damn it! Work! 1484 01:29:38,411 --> 01:29:41,082 -We've got ourselves a wiggler. 1485 01:29:41,182 --> 01:29:43,985 -No! Wait. 1486 01:29:44,085 --> 01:29:45,253 Don't shoot. 1487 01:29:45,353 --> 01:29:46,787 -I'd like my sweater back. 1488 01:29:46,888 --> 01:29:51,659 -Wait. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1489 01:29:51,759 --> 01:29:53,527 I wasn't in my right mind. 1490 01:29:53,628 --> 01:29:57,098 I was being manipulated. I was totally brainwashed. 1491 01:29:57,198 --> 01:29:59,901 I didn't see you as human. 1492 01:30:00,001 --> 01:30:02,770 But we are. I'm human. You're human. 1493 01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:04,872 I see you now. 1494 01:30:04,972 --> 01:30:06,841 Please let me go. 1495 01:30:06,941 --> 01:30:08,509 I'll just run away into the woods 1496 01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:11,045 and we'll never know this happened. 1497 01:30:11,145 --> 01:30:12,380 Fuck! 1498 01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:15,249 You -- You fucking piece of shit! 1499 01:30:15,349 --> 01:30:17,385 Oh, my God, you're not gonna kill a cop! 1500 01:30:17,484 --> 01:30:19,620 Go ahead. Make my day, asshole. 1501 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:21,389 Kill a federal officer! 1502 01:30:21,488 --> 01:30:22,590 That's what I am. 1503 01:30:22,690 --> 01:30:24,592 They'll all come after you. 1504 01:30:24,692 --> 01:30:27,628 You motherfucker, titty-sucking, 2-balled bitch. 1505 01:30:27,728 --> 01:30:30,731 I fucking dare -- 1506 01:30:30,831 --> 01:30:34,869 -Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1507 01:30:34,969 --> 01:30:36,404 -Jesus Christ! 1508 01:30:36,504 --> 01:30:38,139 Okay. Come on, you fucking thing. 1509 01:30:38,239 --> 01:30:40,775 Yes. 1510 01:30:43,544 --> 01:30:46,147 -Where are we going? 1511 01:30:55,856 --> 01:30:57,091 -Dan!! 1512 01:31:11,305 --> 01:31:12,540 -Oof! 1513 01:31:22,550 --> 01:31:24,151 -Where is this fucking bank? 1514 01:31:24,251 --> 01:31:26,821 -Aren't you gonna go back for your girlfriend? 1515 01:31:28,356 --> 01:31:30,191 Were you just gonna ditch her? 1516 01:31:30,291 --> 01:31:32,226 -Technically, we broke up. 1517 01:31:33,427 --> 01:31:34,996 She was a lot. 1518 01:31:35,096 --> 01:31:37,832 You met her. -Yeah. 1519 01:31:37,932 --> 01:31:39,600 -Here's the plan, Hermione. 1520 01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:41,335 You're gonna clean yourself up, 1521 01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:44,405 go into the bank, get my 50 grand, 1522 01:31:44,505 --> 01:31:46,040 or I kill you 1523 01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:47,708 and leave you in the trunk of a car like my sister! 1524 01:31:47,808 --> 01:31:49,477 Uhh! 1525 01:31:49,577 --> 01:31:51,712 -I'm gonna kill you, you fucking piece of shit! 1526 01:31:59,353 --> 01:32:01,155 -Motherfucker! 1527 01:32:05,559 --> 01:32:08,195 -Aah! -Fuck! Ow. 1528 01:32:24,979 --> 01:32:26,580 -Hey, asshole! 1529 01:32:29,150 --> 01:32:30,818 Eat shit! 1530 01:32:36,424 --> 01:32:38,592 -Wow! 1531 01:32:40,428 --> 01:32:42,096 You two deserve each other. 1532 01:32:42,196 --> 01:32:44,165 -Ugh! 1533 01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,402 -New plan. 1534 01:32:48,503 --> 01:32:51,939 Now you can watch me do what you were too big of a pussy to do, 1535 01:32:52,039 --> 01:32:53,774 which is kill your fucking wife. 1536 01:32:59,213 --> 01:33:02,517 -Get...the fuck... 1537 01:33:02,616 --> 01:33:06,120 away...from my wife! 1538 01:33:30,277 --> 01:33:31,812 Come on! 1539 01:33:33,180 --> 01:33:35,249 -Oh! Oh! 1540 01:33:53,367 --> 01:33:55,870 I really did like your movie. 1541 01:33:55,970 --> 01:33:58,272 A shame there's not gonna be a sequel. 1542 01:34:05,514 --> 01:34:06,615 -Aah! 1543 01:34:06,714 --> 01:34:07,982 -Ohh! 1544 01:34:28,169 --> 01:34:30,070 -Fuck you guys. 1545 01:34:44,218 --> 01:34:45,587 -Oh! Dan! 1546 01:35:10,679 --> 01:35:13,380 -It's okay. 1547 01:35:21,556 --> 01:35:22,856 It's okay. 1548 01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:27,027 No! 1549 01:35:27,127 --> 01:35:29,163 Come on! 1550 01:36:26,954 --> 01:36:28,489 -Police will be here soon. 1551 01:36:33,060 --> 01:36:34,663 -I found your fingers. 1552 01:36:43,137 --> 01:36:44,338 -Thanks. 1553 01:36:51,378 --> 01:36:53,213 Hey. 1554 01:36:56,718 --> 01:36:59,521 I'm sorry I tried to kill you. 1555 01:37:02,990 --> 01:37:04,559 -I'm sorry I tried to kill you, too. 1556 01:37:10,964 --> 01:37:12,232 So what now? 1557 01:37:12,333 --> 01:37:15,002 We're just right back to where we started? 1558 01:37:16,403 --> 01:37:18,740 Still broke. 1559 01:37:18,839 --> 01:37:21,241 Still gonna lose everything? 1560 01:37:23,010 --> 01:37:25,379 Still got all our shit to deal with. 1561 01:37:28,015 --> 01:37:29,584 -So let's deal with it. 1562 01:37:43,832 --> 01:37:45,132 -Okay. 1563 01:37:49,002 --> 01:37:51,138 But specifically how? 1564 01:37:51,238 --> 01:37:56,276 You know? Like, do you have an idea? 1565 01:37:59,246 --> 01:38:00,648 -Yeah. 1566 01:38:00,749 --> 01:38:02,751 I got an idea. 1567 01:38:15,095 --> 01:38:16,865 -Can you tell us what happened in there? 1568 01:38:16,964 --> 01:38:18,399 -I don't even really know. 1569 01:38:18,499 --> 01:38:19,701 It's just such a blur. 1570 01:38:19,801 --> 01:38:21,636 -Well, we just came for a vacation. 1571 01:38:21,736 --> 01:38:23,337 Next thing we knew, 1572 01:38:23,437 --> 01:38:25,640 we were attacked by this group of very, very angry people. 1573 01:38:25,740 --> 01:38:27,776 -Were there any other survivors? 1574 01:38:27,876 --> 01:38:29,143 -Just my beautiful husband. 1575 01:38:29,243 --> 01:38:30,745 -You know, at some point, you realize 1576 01:38:30,845 --> 01:38:32,346 you don't care about yourself. I just... 1577 01:38:32,446 --> 01:38:35,082 I wanted to make sure that my wife was okay. 1578 01:38:36,818 --> 01:38:38,986 -Dan's father, a retired Marine. 1579 01:38:39,086 --> 01:38:41,121 -Has struck a chord with people across the country. 1580 01:38:41,221 --> 01:38:43,525 -Lisa Burton, the miraculous survivors 1581 01:38:43,625 --> 01:38:44,925 of the cabin attack. 1582 01:38:51,999 --> 01:38:53,668 -You must have been terrified. 1583 01:38:53,768 --> 01:38:55,135 How did you survive? 1584 01:38:55,235 --> 01:38:58,573 -I guess in a word... 1585 01:38:58,673 --> 01:38:59,707 -Love. 1586 01:38:59,808 --> 01:39:01,543 -Freak bitch! 1587 01:39:01,643 --> 01:39:02,577 -Yeah. Love. 1588 01:39:02,677 --> 01:39:04,144 -Aw, I love that. 1589 01:39:04,244 --> 01:39:06,848 And I hear Hollywood is making this story into a movie. 1590 01:39:06,947 --> 01:39:07,916 Is that right? 1591 01:39:08,015 --> 01:39:09,450 -Yes. 1592 01:39:09,551 --> 01:39:11,151 We're finally gonna get make a film together. 1593 01:39:11,251 --> 01:39:13,086 -And this is gonna be streaming? 1594 01:39:13,187 --> 01:39:15,222 -It is. It's for streaming. 1595 01:39:15,322 --> 01:39:17,826 -Which is fine. -Yeah. 1596 01:39:17,926 --> 01:39:19,159 -Everything's on streaming these days. 1597 01:39:19,259 --> 01:39:21,261 -It's just as good. -Better. 1598 01:39:21,361 --> 01:39:23,631 -Well, congratulations, you guys. 1599 01:39:23,731 --> 01:39:26,099 Give it up for Dan and Lisa. 1600 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:27,702 It really happened to them. 1601 01:39:42,550 --> 01:39:43,885 -What the hell do you want from us? 1602 01:39:43,984 --> 01:39:46,320 -Just a little cash, baby. 1603 01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:48,989 -I'm gonna make you beg, bitch. 1604 01:39:49,089 --> 01:39:51,726 -And I'm gonna have some fun with you, boy. 1605 01:39:52,927 --> 01:39:54,027 -Hold him down. 1606 01:39:54,127 --> 01:39:56,598 -You ready, Ron? 1607 01:39:56,698 --> 01:39:58,465 -No. 1608 01:39:58,566 --> 01:39:59,934 -Ow, my balls! 1609 01:40:21,623 --> 01:40:23,525 -Rack 'em up. 1610 01:40:23,625 --> 01:40:25,593 Ow, my balls. 1611 01:40:28,395 --> 01:40:30,798 -Let's get the hell out of here. 1612 01:40:30,899 --> 01:40:32,734 And cut! 1613 01:40:32,834 --> 01:40:34,067 -Was that okay? 1614 01:40:34,167 --> 01:40:35,703 -Kamil, it was great. 1615 01:40:35,803 --> 01:40:37,104 -Are you sure? -I'm sure. Yeah. 1616 01:40:37,204 --> 01:40:39,172 -Yeah. You were great. 1617 01:40:39,273 --> 01:40:41,074 -Oh, no. -Dan. Dan, dan. 1618 01:40:41,174 --> 01:40:43,310 Can we try just one more? 1619 01:40:44,712 --> 01:40:46,079 -No. 1620 01:40:50,852 --> 01:40:52,687 We're good. 108780