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Okie-dokie, everybody,
our troubles are over.

Hahaha, you are immigrating.

'Scuse me if I not laugh.

We are going to
make everybody rich.

Hey, I am like
very much to be rich.

This time next week, we
could have 500,000 pounds.

We rob banko.

Nah, we win on
the football pools.

Ah, you never win on them.

Sure!

We have a good system.

All we got to do
is pick 11 matches.

That gives us 220 lines.

We're bound to get
one line right.

All right, how
much we each be pay?

20 p's each.

OK, I pay it.

Now, pick the match
you think is going

to be a scoring.

OK-- choo!

Ah!

Darby v. Queen's Park.

Darby, Queen's Park.

Okie-dokie, next customer--

Please, please-- here.

OK, pick the match.

- A-so--
- Arsenal--

No, no.

Fulham v. Stokeo.

Okie-kokeo.

Who's next?

It's my.

OK, pick the match.

Hartlepool v. Port Vale.

Okie-dokie.

And the next one?

Yes, please.

My scoring match be Liverspool
v. the City of Bristols.

The City of the Bristols.

OK, who's next?

What's going on here?

We are doing the
football pools?

You want to join
in, Professori?

Only 20 p.

You could win 500,000.

Yeah, I could also lose 20 p.

Well, what's 20 p?

Well, it may not
mean much to you.

But it does to me.

I don't exactly earn a
fortune teaching English.

Why not you ask for a lifto?

Lifto?

More money.

You mean a raise?

A-so.

Forget the 20 p's.

We give you the free line.
- Yeah

Now, just "picka" the match.

Yeah, well
supposing we "picka"

the match later, all right?

Right now, we've got work to do.
Now, come on.

In your places.
- Ah!

Right-- now tonight, we are
going to concentrate on the art

of conversation, all right?

Let's start with
you, Ali and Anna.

Would you come out here, please?

Now, you have never met before.

And you are sitting
on a park bench,

Anna-- ah, ah, ah-- when along
comes Ali and sits next to you

and starts a
conversation, all right?

Carry on.

Good morning, lady.

Come on, Anna.

Say something.

I never speak to
strange men in the park.

Well, very commendable.

But let us assume
that this time you do.

Start again.

Good morning, lady.

Good.

This being a very nice day.

Ya.

Anna, this is supposed to
be a conversation in English.

Up till now, you've
said and ya.

Would you try and speak
in English, please?

Start again now.

Good morning, lady.

Good morning.

Oh, blimey.

It is being a very nice day.

Yes, it is nice weather.

Yes, it was also very
nice weather yesterday.

Yes, perhaps it will also
be nice weather tomorrow.

Yes, or perhaps
it could be raining.

Yes, perhaps it
could be raining.

All right, that'll do.

Thank you, both of you.

Absolutely scintillating.

Right-- Juan.

Si, senor.

Would you come up, please?

All right, now you are
sitting in a restaurant.

A Spanish restaurant.

Yes, if you like.

When Su-Li enters.

Eh, perdon, senor.

What is a Chinese girl doing
in a Spanish restaurant?

Well, maybe she
likes Spanish food.

Ah, it's all right.

Right-- the
restaurant is crowded.

But there's an empty seat
at Juan's table, all right?

Juan, what are you doing?

Eh, I was sleeping
on the table.

Yeah, carry on.

Su-Li.

Excuse, please.

This seat taken?

No, you sit.
You sit.

Thank you.

Allow me to introduce myself--

Jung Su-Li.

My name is Carlos.

Juan, what do you mean Carlos?

Eh, I never give my right
name when..

Plenty smart, huh?

You're not supposed
to be picking her

up, just having a conversation.

All right, all right--
eh, want a drink?

I don't drink.

Bad for liver.

Eh, cigarette?

I don't smoke.

Bad for lungs.

Hehehe.

I bet you not married, huh?

You are very "lude."

Hey!

What's the matter with you?

I just make a joke.

What you want to talk about?

We could discuss whether
dictatorship of proletariat

are better than dictatorship
of bourgeois capitalists.

We can't do that?

Why not?

Because I don't understand
what you're talking about.

Su-Li, does every conversation
have to be a political rally?

Chairman Mao, he say we
must use every

opportunity to spread
Socialist doctrine

amongst unenlightened people.

Well, I'd be grateful if you
would keep Chairman Mao out

of the classroom, all right?

Thank you both, all right.

Now, Max and Danielle,
would you come out, please?

All right, now let us assume
that you are at a party.

And you've just been
introduced to Danielle.

Now, use your imagination
and make a conversation.

Hello, beautiful.

Hello, gorgeous.

Hey, this party
not very good, eh?

Why not we go somewhere else?

D'accord, let's
go back to my place.

OK.

That was a short conversation.

Mr. Brown, there's an old
geezer wants to see you.

He's sitting in the canteen.

What does he want?

I don't know, but he
said it's very urgent.

Oh, very well.

While I'm away, you
can do some exercises.

Hey, I know plenty exercise.

A 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 3, 24.

No, Juan, not those
sort of exercises.

Exercises from your
books-- page 120.

Sorry, wrong number.

Would you like another
cup of tea, Mr.--

English-- no, thank you.

Oh.

Ooh, you know, you do
remind me of my husband.

Really?

Yeah, just before he died.

Ah, Mr. Brownstone?

Brown.

Oh, Mr. Brown, yes.

I'm English.

Oh, congratulations.

Um--

No, my name is English.

- Oh, sorry.
- Can we sit down?

Well, I'm rather busy.

I won't keep you a moment.

After all, this is a
confidential matter.

Thank you.

Ah, my card.

Ah, The English
School of Languages,

Principle, HC English.

That's right.

Now then, I shall come
straight to the point.

Good.

- No use beating about the bush.
- No.

After all, procrastination
is the thief of time.

Absolutely.

Never put off till tomorrow
what you could do today.

Very true.

Now then, where was I?

You said you would come
straight to the point.

Ah, yes, yes.
Yes, of course.

Thank you very much,
Mr. Brownweather.

- Brown.
- Brown!

Brown-- yes.

Well now, you see, our teacher
of English for foreign students

has left us rather hurriedly.

And I want you to
take his place.

Oh, you're offering me a job?

Your name was given to me by
one of your former students--

Miss Svenson?

Ah, yes, Ingrid.

Ingrid-- yes,
well, I'd like you

to start as quickly as you can.

Well, I haven't said
I'll take the job yet.

The starting salary
is 5,000 a year,

rising to 7,500 by
yearly increments.

That's very generous.

The laborer is
worthy of his hire.

What do you say?

Well, I'd-- I'd like to
think it over, if I may.

Very well-- don't keep
me waiting too long.

I need to know by tomorrow.

Good-bye, Mr.-- uh--

Brown.

I know.

I know.

Bad news, Mr. Brown?

No, on the contrary,
I've just been

offered a job at 5,000 a year.

That's nice!

Hey, are you going to take it?

Well, I said
I'd think it over.

After all, money
isn't everything.

Oh, that's true.

There's such a thing
as job satisfaction.

Yeah.

That's something
money can't buy.

No.

So I've decided what to do.

You're going to stay here.

No!

I'm taking the job!

Leaving?

Yeah, I'm sorry
to spring it on you

like this, Miss Courtney,
but it's too good

an opportunity to miss.

I see.

And when do you propose to
take up this new position?

Well, he wants me
to start right away.

So I thought I'd report to him
first thing in the morning.

That doesn't give me much
time to find a replacement.

Yeah, I know.

But I can't afford to wait
and risk losing the job.

Very well, Mr. Brown, you have
obviously made up your mind.

And I wish you every success.

Thank you.

I hope you'll be happy.

But I think I can
safely say, you won't

find another principal like me.

I'm sure I won't.

Right-- time's up.

Would you leave your
books on my desk?

But before you go, I've
got something to tell you.

I shan't be teaching
you after tonight.

Deary me, have
you got the bag?

The bag?

Yes, please.

Has Miss Courtney
given you the bag?

You mean the sack?

Jolly good.

No, I shall be leaving
for a better job.

We are being very
sad to be losing you.

I shall miss you very much.

We shall hall miss you.

Eh, maybe you
change your mind, eh?

No, I must strike
while the iron is hot.

Holy ravioli!

You're going to get
a job in a laundry?

I was just using
a figure of speech.

I shall be doing the same job,
but at a commercial school,

for a lot more money.

Well, come along.

Thank you, everybody.

Well, I hope you
have the much luck.

Thank you, Giovanni.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

May your days be
filled with happiness.

Yours too, Ranjeet.

Anna--

My Allah watch over you.

You too, Ali.

Jolly good luck, Comrad Brown.

Su-Li--

Au revoir, Monsieur Brown.

Et bon chance.

"Sho long, bosh."

Good bye,.

Jamila--

"Mucho" success,.

"Gup!"

Ah--

Good morning.

Morning, what
can I do for you?

I'm Jeremy Brown,
English teacher.

You offered me a job yesterday.

Oh, of course you are.

Do forgive me.

I'm terribly sorry.

I've got such an awful memory
for faces, Mr. Brownlow.

Brown.

Brown-- Brown-- Brown-- yes.

Please, sit down.

It's quite all right.

Well, when shall I start?

Start what?

Teaching-- I'm
accepting the job.

Oh, have you left your
other position then?

Well, yes.

I gave them my
notice last night.

Dear, dear, dear, da.

That's most unfortunate.

Why?

Well, you see, we
don't need anybody now.

The chap that left
came back again.

Good, isn't it?

Well, not for me it isn't.

No-- oh, no, no.
I suppose not.

No, no-- I-- well, dear--

what will you do
now, Mr. Brownstop?

- Brown.
- Brown-- Brown-- Brown!

Well, there's only
one thing I can do.

And what's that?

Which way's the nearest
unemployment exchange?

Hello, Sid.

Hello, Mr. Brown,
what are you doing here?

I thought you'd left.

Yeah, well, so did I. But
the job was already taken.

Ah, what did you do?

Well, I went to the
unemployment exchange

and told them that
I had five A-levels

and was a BA.

What'd they say?

Offered me a job
as a road sweeper.

Here, have you ever
worked on the market?

I could get you a job, you know?

Yeah, doing what?

Oh, are you any
good at the bunny?

Uh-- what bunny?

The bunny rabbit.

- The rabbit and pork.
- The.

The chatter.
- Oh, the talk?

Yeah.

Well, what would I
have to rabbit about?

Oh, well, look.

Hold that.

And I'll give you a rough idea.

Now, you got a stall
in the market, you see?

And you got the
people around you.

And you say, now, come here.

I'll tell you what
I'm prepared to do.

I've got three
and the gold

that you get in the
chain-- worth 20 pounds.

The gold bracelet--
worth 15 pounds.

The golden earrings--
don't they look nice?

Don't they look nice?

jeweler's
shop in Oxford Street,

it'll cost you 40 pounds.

I'm not asking you
40, 30, or even 20.

And 10, it would be a bargain.

, Joni.

Speak up-- speak up, chump.

First come, first served.

I'll find them the lot.

I'll take them.

No, I'm only demonstrating.

Oh, so.

What do you say?

No, I don't think
it's quite me, somehow.

You'll have to go back on
the dole then, won't you?

Well, I could ask Miss
Courtney for my old job back.

Do you think she'd
give it to you?

Well, I'm sure she
will, if I crawl enough.

Enter.

Hello, Miss Courtney.

Mr. Brown, this is a surprise.

Did you forget something
when you left last night?

No, no.

Then to what do we owe
the honor of this visit?

Well, I-- uh--

you've done something
to your hair.

My hair?

Yes, looks different someone.

Much more feminine.

Oh, really?

Yeah, if you don't
mind my saying so,

you really look
quite attractive.

All right, Mr. Brown.

What are you after?

Pardon?

Well, I'm wise enough to know
when I'm being softened up.

Now, what is it you want?

Oh, a reference, no doubt.

Not exactly.

Wee, what is it then?

Well, I'll come straight
to the point, Miss Courtney.

Good.

I thought about this
new job last night.

And I suddenly realized
that money isn't everything.

Really?

After all, you
can't buy happiness.

So you've decided
not to take this job.

You're very perceptive.

I tried to telephone
you earlier today to ask

you to bring back the register.

Mr. English said that
you weren't there,

because there hadn't
been a vacancy after all.

Ah.

Yeah,.

So now you've come
crawling back to me,

expecting to be reinstated.

Yeah, well, it
would be grateful.

I mean, after all, it would be
much easier on the students--

I mean, easier
all around really.

Oh, I quite agree.

Oh, good.

Except for one thing.

I have already
engaged a new teacher.

I'm wondering what the
new teacher will be like.

He won't be as nice
as Monsieur Brown.

Maybe we are be
have lady teacher.

Hey, listen, everybodies,
the boss is back!

Mr. Browno?

That's right,
Sid just told us.

He didn't get the job.

He can't be coming back here.

Eh, it's too late.

We got a new teacher.

If new teacher leaves,
Professori can come back.

How can new teacher "reave"?

We fix it.

We all act-a stupid.

New teacher thinks, I
not teach these people.

I'll leave.

That's a good idea, amigo.

We all give stupid answer.

For you, that is easy.

Oh, sit down everybodies.

Hurry up.

Settle down.

This is your new
job, Mr. Wilkins.

And Mr. Willkin, these
are your students--

Ali Nadeem, Anna Schmidt,
Juan Cervantes, Chung Su-Li,

Ranjeet Singh, Giovanni
Capello, Danielle Favre,

Maximillian Papandrious,
Jamila Ranja,

and Taro Nagazumi.

You'll soon get to know them.

Any problem, I should
be in my office.

Right-- I do hope
we're all going to get

on together extremely well.

Now, you-- can you tell
me how far you're up to?

Por favor?

How far are you up to?

Ah, si, si.

Uh-- I am--

eh-- 5 feet 11 inches.

No, no, no, not
how tall you are.

5 feet 11 inches!

Never mind.

I'll soon find out what
progress you've made so far.

Now, you-- what is
the feminine of Drake?

Miss Drake.

Really?

You, spell cough.

K-O-F-F.

What is an apostrophe?

According to
the New Testament,

there are 12 apostrophes--

Peter; Andrew; James the son
of Zebedee; John; Philip;

Bartholomew; Thomas; Matthew;
James, the son of Alphaeus;

Thaddeus; Simon; and Judas.

You, give me a sentence
using the word "defer."

Minks are bred for "de fur."

You-- explain the
meaning of the phrase

"to bury the hatchet."

To chop someone's head off.

You-- complete the
following proverb.

People who live
in glass houses--

Should get
undressed in the dark.

Explain what is meant
by a circular letter.

Well, certainly, a circular
letter is the letter O.

You--

A-so.

What is an aspirate?

It is-o tablet-so you
take-o when-o you have cold-o.

You-- could you please,
please tell me, what

is the opposite of a coward?

A bullard.

Well, I am appalled at
your lack of knowledge

of the English language.

In all my years as a teacher, I
have never come across a class

as ignorant as you are.

Well, no wonder your
former teacher left.

It's enough to make
any ordinary man leave.

However, I am no ordinary man.

I shall look upon this task
as a personal challenge!

I am going to teach
you all English,

if it takes me a lifetime.

Now--

Hello, Mr. Brown,
what are you doing here?

I'm not quite sure.

Miss Courtney telephoned
me this morning

and said she wanted to see me.

You don't know what
it's about, do you?

I've got no idea.

Why don't you go in and ask her?

I was just going.

Enter.

You wanted to see
me, Miss Courtney?

Oh, yes, Mr. Brown.

Are you still jobless?
- Yeah, I'm afraid so.

I was offered another job this
morning, but I turned it down.

Not enough money.

Oh no, the money
was all right.

On the face of it, it
seemed quite attractive.

Um-- office--
virtually my own boss.

Just didn't like the idea
of working below ground.

On the underground?

No, Gentleman's Conveniences.

I see.

Well, would you like
your old job back?

Yeah!

But I-- I thought you'd already
offered it to someone else.

Well, I had.

But he telephoned this morning
to say that he had left.

Oh, did he give any reason?

None whatsoever.

Well, Mr. Brown, I suggest
you start immediately--

Ah, right, Miss Courtney.

--on a temporary
basis, of course.

The boss is coming.

Nice to see you, boss.

Three hooray hip-hips
for the boss.

Hooray--

- Hip-hip!
- Hooray--

- Hip-HIp!
- Hooray--

Hip-hip!

Hold your applause.

Thank you very much.

It's all right.

We are getting you back.

What do you mean, you
are getting me back?

Well, it's like
this, Professori.

We have the good news.

And we have the bad news.

All right, what's
the good news?

Oh, blimey-- we are
getting rid of Mr. Wilikins,

so that you can be returning.

You mean, he left
because of your behavior?

No-so.

Last night, the Monsieur
English came to find you.

Oh, from the
commercial school.

Yeah, he's wanting to tell you
he has a job for you after all.

Oh, well, that is good news.

But now, we come
to the bad news.

We
tell Mr. English you

are not be want a job with him.

So instead, he give
job to Mr. Wilikins.

Hey, we plenty smart, huh?

Oh, yes-- plenty.

Professori, we
have the more good

news and the more bad news.

All right, go on.

First, the more good news--

we got eight scoring draws
on the football pools!

The bad news is, we
forgot to post the coupon.

Yes, well, I've got some good
news and some bad news for you.

Firstly, the good news--

now that I'm back, I'm staying.

And now, for the bad news--

from now on, you get extra
homework every night.