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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,458 --> 00:00:06,153 ♪ Batman ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,419 --> 00:00:17,279 We have previously seen a prison ball game. 3 00:00:19,846 --> 00:00:22,776 The Joker threw a curve.. 4 00:00:26,741 --> 00:00:29,171 ...and sprung himself. 5 00:00:30,672 --> 00:00:35,700 Then a statue in the Comedians' Hall of Fame.. 6 00:00:38,733 --> 00:00:41,630 ...turned into the real thing. 7 00:00:43,197 --> 00:00:46,193 Fabulous jewel collection.. 8 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:51,556 ...saved by Batman and Robin. 9 00:00:54,456 --> 00:00:56,186 Or was it? 10 00:00:56,188 --> 00:00:59,084 Batman used his head. 11 00:01:01,917 --> 00:01:04,746 Were they doomed? 12 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,077 A trick left. 13 00:01:09,179 --> 00:01:11,175 Bat-gas. 14 00:01:12,576 --> 00:01:16,738 But The Joker had a utility belt too. 15 00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:21,901 He clowned around.. 16 00:01:23,602 --> 00:01:26,399 ...and was unmasked. 17 00:01:27,832 --> 00:01:30,562 It was a gas. 18 00:01:32,596 --> 00:01:35,892 No, only sneezing powder. 19 00:01:38,459 --> 00:01:40,622 Gesundheit. 20 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:44,586 The Dynamic Duo was helpless. 21 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:48,383 The Joker decided to unmask them. 22 00:01:48,385 --> 00:01:51,115 The worst is yet to come. 23 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:09,002 ♪ Batman ♪ 24 00:02:09,904 --> 00:02:12,467 ♪ Batman ♪ 25 00:02:12,969 --> 00:02:15,465 ♪ Batman ♪ 26 00:02:16,399 --> 00:02:18,496 ♪ Batman ♪ 27 00:02:19,464 --> 00:02:21,060 ♪ Batman ♪ 28 00:02:21,062 --> 00:02:22,625 ♪ Batman ♪ 29 00:02:22,627 --> 00:02:24,825 ♪ Batman ♪ 30 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:27,457 ♪ Batman ♪ 31 00:02:27,459 --> 00:02:28,955 ♪ Batman ♪ 32 00:02:28,957 --> 00:02:30,421 ♪ Batman ♪ 33 00:02:30,423 --> 00:02:34,385 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪ 34 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,550 ♪ Batman ♪♪ 35 00:03:20,787 --> 00:03:22,884 And now, my anonymous nemesis 36 00:03:22,886 --> 00:03:27,715 let's see who you are behind that mask of yours. 37 00:03:36,444 --> 00:03:38,075 Oho! A twist! 38 00:03:38,077 --> 00:03:40,439 Fight water with fire. 39 00:03:46,171 --> 00:03:49,166 The Joker, he's getting away! 40 00:03:50,134 --> 00:03:52,164 I'll get him. 41 00:04:06,223 --> 00:04:07,121 You're trapped, Joker. 42 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:11,884 As a duly deputized agent of the law...I order you to surrender. 43 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:16,281 As the Clown Prince of Crime, I decline. 44 00:04:18,115 --> 00:04:21,278 I hope this doesn't depress you. 45 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:49,659 It's time for you to sing a different tune 46 00:04:49,661 --> 00:04:50,857 my crooked clown. 47 00:04:50,859 --> 00:04:54,188 Songs are for parties, my caped copper. 48 00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:00,284 And so is confetti. 49 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:05,014 So why don't you join the fun? 50 00:05:06,149 --> 00:05:09,378 I'm sorry you can't join me, my helpless hero 51 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:12,975 but I see you're tied up with other things. 52 00:05:18,673 --> 00:05:21,437 Batman! Batman! 53 00:05:21,639 --> 00:05:23,735 Holy serpentine! What happened? 54 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:27,632 This time...The Joker gave the party. 55 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,261 Next time we'll hand out the door prizes. 56 00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:38,358 Have Batman and Boy Wonder finally met their match? 57 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:43,521 Will The Joker's utility belt prove their ultimate undoing? 58 00:06:03,444 --> 00:06:05,973 These are the questions all Gotham City 59 00:06:05,975 --> 00:06:06,939 is asking itself tonight. 60 00:06:06,941 --> 00:06:09,670 Have Batman and Boy Wonder finally met their match? 61 00:06:09,672 --> 00:06:13,168 Will The Joker's utility belt prove their ultimate undoing? 62 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:14,734 In a filmed interview at his office today 63 00:06:14,736 --> 00:06:18,531 'Police Commissioner Gordon had answers to these questions.' 64 00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:22,129 'Commissioner Gordon, have Batman and Boy Wonder' 65 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,628 finally met their match? 66 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:28,258 Well, let me say this, Fred, I...I'd hate to think so. 67 00:06:28,259 --> 00:06:29,990 Do you think The Joker's utility belt 68 00:06:29,992 --> 00:06:32,487 will prove their ultimate undoing? 69 00:06:32,489 --> 00:06:35,319 Heaven help us all if it does. 70 00:06:35,321 --> 00:06:36,618 Uh, amen. 71 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:41,448 'Thus Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara' 72 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:43,748 echo the sentiments of all Gotham City. 73 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,246 For even as that interview is being filmed 74 00:06:46,248 --> 00:06:47,578 criminals of every kind 75 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,943 emboldened by the Dynamic Duo's seeming impotence 76 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:52,475 'were combining to create a crime wave' 77 00:06:52,477 --> 00:06:56,173 'the likes of which Gotham City has seldom seen.' 78 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,036 In this hour of peril and need 79 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:00,469 perhaps all our prayers are best summed up 80 00:07:00,471 --> 00:07:04,633 by my small son Harold, just eight years old. 81 00:07:04,635 --> 00:07:06,232 Kneeling beside his little bed 82 00:07:06,234 --> 00:07:09,096 hands clasped reverently before him 83 00:07:09,098 --> 00:07:11,094 he said, "God bless mommy. 84 00:07:11,096 --> 00:07:14,226 "God bless daddy. God bless my dog Spot. 85 00:07:14,228 --> 00:07:19,089 "And please, Batman, whoever you are behind that mask of yours 86 00:07:19,091 --> 00:07:21,154 please save us." 87 00:07:21,156 --> 00:07:23,818 Turn it off, Alfred. 88 00:07:24,122 --> 00:07:25,785 Wait a minute. 89 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,913 'Hold that camera still.' 90 00:07:33,415 --> 00:07:35,977 How do you focus this thing? 91 00:07:44,274 --> 00:07:46,836 No hard feelings, Freddie. 92 00:07:54,734 --> 00:07:57,263 Places, everyone. Ha ha ha. 93 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:01,127 - Let's race to the studio. - No time for that now. Look. 94 00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:03,592 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 95 00:08:03,594 --> 00:08:06,623 And welcome to "What's My Crime." 96 00:08:08,491 --> 00:08:11,054 It seems that your inept Dynamic Duo 97 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:13,552 is having a little difficulty in figuring out 98 00:08:13,554 --> 00:08:15,417 'just what my next crime will be.' 99 00:08:15,819 --> 00:08:19,947 So I thought it only fair, under the circumstances 100 00:08:19,949 --> 00:08:23,012 to give them a little hint. Ha ha ha. 101 00:08:23,014 --> 00:08:27,675 Are you listening out there, Fatman and Boy Blunder? Ha ha. 102 00:08:27,677 --> 00:08:30,440 Boy! How I'd like to top him with a punch line. 103 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:35,104 Quiet. Listen. His insane conceit may betray him. 104 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:36,736 Are your masks in place, panel? 105 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:39,367 - 'Oh, yes.' - Very well then. 106 00:08:39,369 --> 00:08:40,834 Let the game commence. 107 00:08:40,836 --> 00:08:45,264 Does this crime involve an article of clothing? 108 00:08:45,266 --> 00:08:46,030 Right! 109 00:08:46,032 --> 00:08:46,861 Like a belt maybe? 110 00:08:46,863 --> 00:08:49,228 Astonishing! Right again. 111 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:53,525 It involves a belt, but there's going to be a switch. 112 00:08:53,527 --> 00:08:56,356 - A switch. - An electric switch? 113 00:08:56,358 --> 00:08:57,655 Wrong, panel! 114 00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:01,452 A switch, but not electric. 115 00:09:01,454 --> 00:09:03,918 As you doubtless know, every wrong answer 116 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,716 means that we contribute one dollar 117 00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:09,647 'to the famous Joker's Home For Worn Out Bats.' 118 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,345 - Ha ha ha. - Hey, Joker. 119 00:09:11,347 --> 00:09:12,511 Cop cars on the street. 120 00:09:12,513 --> 00:09:14,877 Let's chase it. 121 00:09:14,879 --> 00:09:17,909 Fatman and Boy Blunder.. 122 00:09:17,911 --> 00:09:20,539 ...are your blindfolds in place? 123 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,871 Very well then, ask yourselves 124 00:09:22,873 --> 00:09:26,369 what is wrong with this sentence? 125 00:09:26,371 --> 00:09:30,633 He who laughs last, laughs good. 126 00:09:34,632 --> 00:09:36,363 Holy grammar! Is that all? 127 00:09:36,365 --> 00:09:40,926 He who laughs last, laughs best, not good. 128 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,258 Best. Best! Best! 129 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:45,822 Do you suppose blindfold might have something to do with it? 130 00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:47,621 Uh, if I may venture an opinion, sir 131 00:09:47,623 --> 00:09:51,252 I think Master Dick may have put his finger on it. 132 00:09:51,254 --> 00:09:54,183 - Blindfold? - Uh, no, sir. Grammar. 133 00:09:54,185 --> 00:09:56,581 The sentence was grammatically incorrect. 134 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:59,146 One does not laugh good, sir. 135 00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:00,712 One laughs well. 136 00:10:00,714 --> 00:10:02,511 Why, that's it, Alfred. 137 00:10:02,513 --> 00:10:05,176 Laughs well. Laughwell. 138 00:10:05,178 --> 00:10:08,607 - Professor James J. Laughwell. - Holy safari! 139 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,404 The one that just got back from Africa with a collection 140 00:10:12,406 --> 00:10:14,436 of rare masks and objects of art. 141 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,800 That's where the blindfold part would come in, sir. 142 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:20,631 And they're being stored at the Last Longer Warehouse. 143 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,197 To the Batmobile. 144 00:10:53,877 --> 00:10:58,739 We'll use the Bat-rope and take them by surprise. Stand clear. 145 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:23,322 No matter what, we mustn't fail this time, Robin. 146 00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:26,220 Sometimes I think people expect too much of us, Batman. 147 00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:27,551 They have a right to expect it. 148 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:29,351 But we're only human. 149 00:11:29,353 --> 00:11:30,283 All too true. 150 00:11:30,285 --> 00:11:32,116 We only have so much to give. 151 00:11:32,118 --> 00:11:33,814 Try to explain that to little Harold 152 00:11:33,816 --> 00:11:37,879 kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers. 153 00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:07,158 Stand and fight, Joker. 154 00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:46,365 Let us away! Let us away! 155 00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:28,369 Holy Fourth of July! What's this? 156 00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:33,965 'This was just the curtain-raiser.' 157 00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:38,297 'Next time you'll get the real showstopper.' 158 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:46,822 That's not your belt. 159 00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:51,920 No. It's a clever replica of The Joker's utility belt. 160 00:13:51,922 --> 00:13:54,684 He must've slipped it on me during the struggle. 161 00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:56,483 Then when you thought you were stopping him 162 00:13:56,485 --> 00:14:01,214 with your utility belt, he was really stopping us with his! 163 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,511 That tricky devil! 164 00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:06,643 He's hit us below the belt! 165 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,210 Golly. 166 00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:11,374 What do you suppose little Harold's going to think now? 167 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:18,801 "Crime wave grows!" 168 00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:22,365 "Police powerless!" 169 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,229 "Batman and Robin foiled again!" 170 00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:29,593 "The Joker is wild!" 171 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:32,857 'All the same.' 172 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,755 "The Joker is wild!" 173 00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:38,888 "Batman and Robin foiled again!" 174 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:42,218 Holy headlines! We look like page one dumbbells! 175 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,415 Too true, Robin, the responsibility of the press 176 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,646 is to report the truth despite what it might do to our image. 177 00:14:48,648 --> 00:14:52,611 Our main concern is to a frightened public 178 00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:55,176 whom we seem to be failing. 179 00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:56,242 Gosh, you're right. 180 00:14:56,244 --> 00:15:00,305 I can't help thinking of only myself. I'm sorry. 181 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:01,570 Well, it's okay, chum, we all 182 00:15:01,572 --> 00:15:04,870 have the right to be selfish sometimes. 183 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,867 - Nothing? - Not so far. 184 00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:12,231 But we do know that giggling thief's about to pounce again. 185 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,762 What was it that he said in the warehouse? 186 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:18,526 "Next time you'll get the real showstopper." 187 00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:21,457 Exactly! Showstopper. 188 00:15:21,459 --> 00:15:23,190 Show. 189 00:15:23,192 --> 00:15:24,489 Another telecast. 190 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,255 I think you're off the beam, Robin. 191 00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:28,120 The Joker's too shrewd a customer 192 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,751 to hurl such an obvious clue. 193 00:15:30,753 --> 00:15:31,550 Of course. 194 00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:32,850 But I can't help thinking 195 00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:35,681 he slipped up somewhere. 196 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,547 Perhaps he's about to. 197 00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:40,678 - What do you mean? - Look at it this way, Robin. 198 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,243 He's terrorized Gotham City 199 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,676 he's baffled the police department 200 00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,707 and he's held us up to public ridicule. 201 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:49,771 - True. - Gloating on his own success. 202 00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:53,236 He may be planning some super crime 203 00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:56,433 and stumble on his own pride. 204 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:59,631 How do we go about stopping him? 205 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,429 Just go about our normal routine.. 206 00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:06,626 ...and let the venomous viper trap himself. 207 00:16:06,628 --> 00:16:09,225 And when he does.. 208 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,391 Snap! 209 00:16:10,393 --> 00:16:13,322 - Caught in a Bat-trap! - Right. 210 00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:18,518 What is it, chum? 211 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,416 Oh, the... the launch tomorrow. 212 00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:22,316 What about it? 213 00:16:22,318 --> 00:16:24,181 I dread facing all those people. 214 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,313 We can't disappoint Commissioner Gordon 215 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:30,477 and we have to make an appearance to snare that devil. 216 00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:31,409 I see what you mean. 217 00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:36,074 I just wish I knew what The Joker is plotting right now! 218 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:39,471 A scheme to trap that grinning devil. 219 00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:44,534 Meantime let's get back to the utility belt he planted. 220 00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:57,258 Everything's set. 221 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,524 The plan is perfect. 222 00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:01,523 Jeez, it'll be like a dream come true. 223 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:06,253 Cruising the world in our own private luxury ocean yacht. 224 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:08,518 Are you sure Batman won't get in our way? 225 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,982 That's right, Joker, we may got him down 226 00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:12,381 but we ain't got him out. 227 00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:14,248 You fools! Have little faith. 228 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,046 I swear by every fiend of felonious fundom 229 00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:21,509 tomorrow all opposition from the Dynamic Duo will stop! 230 00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:24,840 I've got the stopper right here. 231 00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:25,607 The last stopper. 232 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,571 - What is it, Joker? - It's just a cork. 233 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:29,969 A cork, yes. 234 00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,635 But not just a cork. 235 00:17:31,637 --> 00:17:34,766 Queenie, get me the bottle of champagne. 236 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:39,129 How are you gonna stop Batman with that? 237 00:17:39,131 --> 00:17:41,861 You gonna get him drunk? 238 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:54,420 Here, Queenie, you know what to do with this now. 239 00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:58,783 Tomorrow night, champagne for everybody! 240 00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:00,715 What's this? 241 00:18:00,717 --> 00:18:02,315 Batman and Robin done in 242 00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:04,645 by a bottle of champagne? 243 00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:06,445 Impossible! 244 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,905 I don't know what could be keeping Bruce Wayne 245 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:19,402 but we just can't hold this up any longer. 246 00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:23,333 Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to present 247 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:26,698 the two people who will christen the S.S. Gotham. 248 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,328 They hardly need an introduction. 249 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,293 Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder. 250 00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:36,224 What are you two guys doing out here 251 00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:40,056 when The Joker is out there taking over the city? 252 00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,186 Uh, sorry about that, Batman. 253 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,750 Forget about it. Let's get on with the christening, shall we? 254 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,082 Okay. Who, uh, who's got the champagne? 255 00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:55,444 - Here you are, commissioner. - Well, thank you, my dear. 256 00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:58,443 The best French champagne. 257 00:18:58,778 --> 00:18:59,941 There you are. 258 00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:01,073 1949. 259 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:03,372 A very good year. 260 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:06,203 Something...something wrong, Batman? 261 00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:07,436 No, no, it's nothing at all. 262 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,668 I...I just feel a slight headache coming on. 263 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,698 Perhaps one of these tablets.. 264 00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:18,229 You better take one too, Robin, it might be contagious. 265 00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:21,427 Well, gee, Batman, I never heard of a headache being-- 266 00:19:21,429 --> 00:19:23,758 Doctor's orders, chum. 267 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,722 Let me get this out of your way. 268 00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:33,252 I hereby christen the S.S. Gotham City. 269 00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:57,335 Queenie, the switch. 270 00:20:00,235 --> 00:20:02,032 You're on the air, Joker. 271 00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,296 Good-day. Good-day. 272 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:10,860 Once more we interrupt your regularly scheduled program. 273 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:15,357 This is The Joker speaking from his secret hideout. 274 00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:20,020 I have an amusing message for the directors 275 00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,818 of the Gotham Steamship Lines. 276 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:28,881 My terms, deliver me title to the S.S. Gotham or else.. 277 00:20:28,883 --> 00:20:35,077 ...or else this whimsical scene once part of a waxwork museum 278 00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:37,808 will be reenacted in front your eyes 279 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:40,773 with the most hideous reality. 280 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:47,068 You understand, dear fellow citizens of Gotham City? 281 00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,700 I get the S.S. Gotham 282 00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:54,962 or your precious Dynamic Duo gets launched...to eternity! 283 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,127 Wrong, Joker! You get launched! 284 00:20:58,129 --> 00:21:00,492 Right back to the pen where you belong! 285 00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:02,357 Egads! What sorcery is this? 286 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,523 There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork 287 00:21:04,525 --> 00:21:08,154 to keep ordinary men unconscious for hours. 288 00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:08,887 No sorcery. 289 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:13,483 Merely the precaution of a universal drug antidote pill. 290 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:16,481 You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker! 291 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,412 That replica of your utility belt was too exact. 292 00:21:19,414 --> 00:21:23,710 We analyzed the cork in it and found...paralyzing gas! 293 00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:26,407 I just happened to notice the seal around the cork 294 00:21:26,409 --> 00:21:31,571 in that bottle of champagne was not discolored with age. 295 00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:34,669 Odd in a 1949 vintage. 296 00:22:44,389 --> 00:22:46,985 It's back to prison walls for you, Joker. 297 00:22:46,987 --> 00:22:48,883 Ba-a-a! 298 00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:56,878 I'm afraid you're under arrest, ma'am. 299 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,343 Couldn't we talk it over, handsome? 300 00:23:02,377 --> 00:23:05,139 Poor deluded child. 301 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,731 'So with The Joker's capture' 302 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,995 'Gotham City's worst crime wave in history has come to an end.' 303 00:23:19,997 --> 00:23:24,460 Tonight, once more, we can all sleep peacefully in our beds 304 00:23:24,462 --> 00:23:28,757 secure in the knowledge that, as I assured my small son Harold 305 00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:32,520 just eight years old, "Yes, Harold," I said. 306 00:23:32,522 --> 00:23:35,718 "There is a Batman... and Robin the Boy Wonder." 307 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,417 'After a word from our sponsor' 308 00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:39,882 'Fred will return with more news of The Joker.' 309 00:23:39,884 --> 00:23:41,781 It's time for your piano lesson, Dick. 310 00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:45,278 Aw, gee, Aunt Harriet, I wanna hear about The Joker. 311 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,176 The Joker? 312 00:23:47,878 --> 00:23:49,108 Bruce Wayne, I'm surprised at you. 313 00:23:49,610 --> 00:23:56,271 Allowing a boy Dick's age to listen to such sordid goings on. 314 00:23:56,273 --> 00:24:01,201 Now you march yourself straight over to that piano, young man. 315 00:24:01,203 --> 00:24:03,499 Golly G-minor, Bruce, do I have to? 316 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,565 Who am I to oppose your Aunt Harriet? 317 00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:09,861 I doubt whether even Batman would wanna take that job on. 318 00:24:10,563 --> 00:24:11,793 I'll get you some 319 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:12,926 milk and cookies, Master Dick. 320 00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:17,689 Thanks a lot, Alfred. I can always count on you. 321 00:24:28,779 --> 00:24:31,043 ♪ Batman ♪ 322 00:24:31,944 --> 00:24:34,140 ♪ Batman ♪ 323 00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:37,271 ♪ Batman ♪ 324 00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:40,703 ♪ Batman ♪ 325 00:24:41,237 --> 00:24:43,034 ♪ Batman ♪ 326 00:24:43,036 --> 00:24:44,400 ♪ Batman ♪ 327 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,832 ♪ Batman ♪ 328 00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:49,330 ♪ Batman ♪ 329 00:24:49,332 --> 00:24:50,929 ♪ Batman ♪ 330 00:24:50,931 --> 00:24:53,294 ♪ Batman ♪ 331 00:24:58,259 --> 00:25:01,055 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪ 332 00:25:01,057 --> 00:25:04,252 ♪ Batman ♪♪ 24704