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[bass music playing]

What's the dependent variable?

Well, take a look right over here. This is the definition.

Actually, let's move this right here.

See?

None of this makes sense.

I can't do this math. I can't.

You can do this math.

I've been seeing you doing these types of problems before.

But, it's so hard.

It doesn't make any sense at all

and I'm never gonna use this ever.

Okay?

So...

I mean, I'd much rather just...

live at home with my favorite stepdad.

And... sponge off with you like Mom.

[smirks]

I don't like that kind of money, you better run these numbers.

[sighs]

Did Mom tell you?

I decided to switch my major to psychology.

When did you decide this?

Last month.

And...

you know,

my intro class got me super interested.

So...

It's exactly what I wanted to do.

I don't need this.

[sighs]

Well, that's great.

We're gonna have to celebrate this.

You're staring at my tits.

What? No.

[scoffs]

Yes, you were! You liar!

Come on. Back at it.

-It's, ugh... -Look, listen.

Your tits are bigger than a normals person's tits.

How am I supposed to miss that?

Oh, my God!

You are a... You are a pervy stepdad.

I fucking knew it.

Listen, keep your voice down.

No, I am not.

[chuckles]

Yes, you were.

Okay?

Look, I'm not gonna help you anymore. I'm done.

No.

No, no, no, no. Wait. Hold on.

I have an idea, though.

Okay?

Well, since you know I won't be needing trig

at all, ever, in my whole life.

Then, you can do my homework for me because...

you're so smart.

Why should I do your homework and finish it?

Well, for obvious reasons, I mean...

You finish my homework, and I finish you.

[laughs]

Now, who's the pervy stepdaughter?

I should... I must start calling you Electra.

[scoffs]

I'm 18, and we're not related, so...

whatever.

Who the fuck is Electra?

That isn't new. You're not making any sense.

Trust me, you'll learn about it when...

You'll learn about it in one of your psych class.

-Get back to your trig. -No!

I hate trig, okay?

And...

I don't hate you so it works out.

Your mouth looks silent,

but...

your body is saying yes.

I can see it. I can feel it.

Look at those fucking tits!

Yeah.

They're bigger than...

They're bigger than your mom's and they're natural.

I know.

So, it sounds like we have a deal.

Shake on it!

Fine.

Perfect.

Okay.

[Angel] You promise you're gonna finish my homework?

[Donnie] Yeah.

[Angel] You better.

[Angel] You better.

[Angel] Okay.

So this is a win-win situation.

I mean, you have a point.

I do have a point.

[footsteps approaching]

Hi, guys!

-Hey! -How you guys doing?

Uh... nothing.

Just homework.

That's good!

Doing her homework again for her, Donnie?

Uh...

No.

You know me.

You know if you keep doing her homework for her

she is never gonna learn.

She's... she's got it.

Okay, well.

You guys are not gonna do homework if she's willing to help with the house.

This place is a disaster.

[sighs]

Okay, I mean...

I'll do the floors, Mom.

Thank you, honey!

[slurping]

[moaning softly]

[gagging softly]

[moaning softly]

[gagging, gurgling]

[moaning softly]

[whispers] You are crazy.

[gagging]

[spits]

[gagging]

[Donnie] Oh, yes!

[gagging]

[moaning]

[gagging]

[spits]

[Donnie] Fuck, yeah!

[gagging]

[Donnie moaning softly]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[spits]

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging, gurgling]

[spits]

[Donnie] Oh, fuck, yeah!

[gagging]

[gagging]

[choking]

[spits]

[Donnie] Yeah.

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging]

[Donnie] Oh, shit!

[sucking and slurping]

[Donnie] Oh, fuck!

[panting]

[sucking and slurping]

Oh, shit!

Does it feel good?

Oh, my God, yes!

Throat-fuck your stepdaughter.

Oh, okay.

If you say so.

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gurgling]

[spits]

Oh, God!

[gagging]

[sucking and slurping]

You know, I always thought trigonometry is nonsense, too.

It's not even applicable in the real world.

We never use it.

I don't why they are still teaching it in school.

What a waste of time.

I agree, Mom.

Well...

uh... it's important.

Well, what's important is learning how to balance your checkbook.

Nobody teaches you that.

They should teach people how to read their credit score.

That's used in everything.

Oh, my God! These floors.

Maybe I should suck dick for money instead.

Excuse me?

[giggles]

-I don't know why you'd say that. -Okay.

Come on.

[gagging]

Anyways, you're the better student than me anyway.

Thanks, Mom!

Better boobs too.

[gurgling]

[choking]

[gagging]

[spits]

Why don't you put that cock back in between those tits?

[moaning]

[whispers] Oh, my God! Fuck!

Oh, yeah!

[Donnie panting]

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[sucking and slurping]

Your cock got nice and juicy.

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging]

[gurgling]

[gagging]

[whispers] Oh, yeah!

[slurps, spits]

[moaning]

It's so good!

-I love that dick. -Yeah?

Uh-huh.

I can tell.

Finally, I can fuck my stepdaddy.

Shit! You're crazy!

Maybe.

[sucking and slurping]

Oh, look at those pretty eyes.

[sucking and slurping]

Oh, yeah! Just like that!

You better hope your mother doesn't catch you.

I kinda hope she does.

You're a psycho!

[gagging]

I'm psycho for my stepdaddy's dick.

[moaning]

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[spits]

Why don't you put it down with those big titties again?

[Crystal] Do you guys want any chance for making for dinner?

[Crystal] Just so you know I'm making all the really juicy steak.

-Sounds good? -How about some beef stroganoff?

I could do that too.

-I need to get this done to get noodles. -Add plenty of parmesan...

Uhm... hotdogs.

Okay, let me see what time...

Banana sundae.

Honestly, I should've known...

...right now on my way through. It's embarrassing.

[Crystal] Well, let's figure it out.

[whispers] Oh, these are nice fucking tits.

[Angel] Okay. It's up to you.

[Crystal] Okay, so, hotdogs or beef stroganoff, which one?

[Angel] Hotdogs.

[Crystal] Okay. I get an hour to get to the store

so I'm gonna go grab my coat

and get ready to go.

Yes, Mom!

[spits]

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging]

[gagging]

Why you take those pants off?

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Okay.

Do you like that?

Oh, yes!

Look at that.

Let me see. Bend over your desk.

[Angel gasps]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel gasping]

[Angel moaning]

[gasping]

Come right down on this.

[Donnie] Oh, yeah, right there.

[Angel moaning]

[Donnie] That's it.

[Angel moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel] Fuck!

[gasping]

-[Angel] Oh, give me that cock. -Go steady. Steady. Fuck!

[Angel] I'll take care of this.

[Angel gasping]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

Oh, my fucking God!

[gasping]

Just do as I say.

[Angel] Okay.

That's how it works. That's the rules around this house

[Angel] Okay.

[Angel moaning and gasping]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel moaning]

Oh, my God!

[Angel] Six, seven.

[panting]

...times five...

-[Donnie] Oh, yeah! -Oh, fuck!

...equals the square root...

...of 45.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my God!

[Angel] Oh, yes, yes, yes!

[gasping]

[Angel] Oh, my God! Oh, fuck!

You know I'm looking at these baseboards and they're disgusting.

I don't think I've actually cleaned these in like two years.

And I feel like I don't have the time

or the energy to run to the store before they close

and pick up whatever we need for dinner so...

if it's alright with you guys I'm just gonna order a pizza

as soon as I'm done...

just wiping this last section because this is truly gross.

[Crystal] What do you guys say, is pizza okay?

-Yeah, that works for me. -Works for me.

[Crystal] And Angel, I can tell that you haven't touched

these floors in a while because they're all so filthy

so I really....

I want you to take care of that.

Okay, I am. Sorry.

[Crystal] Thanks, sweetie.

[whispers] Get over here.

[panting]

[moaning]

[Donnie] Oh, God!

Just cleaning the floor.

[moaning]

[Angel] Fuck!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning]

[Donnie] Oh, yeah!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Fuck!

Oh, fuck! Fuck!

[Angel whispers] Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[gasping]

[Angel] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Yeah!

[moaning]

[Angel] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Fuck!

-[Donnie] There you go. -Oh, fuck!

[panting]

[moaning]

Yeah!

Deep down. Yeah!

[moaning]

[panting]

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

[moaning]

[panting]

-Oh, my God! -Oh, yeah?

[moaning]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

[panting]

[Donnie] Oh, yeah!

[moaning softly]

Oh, my God!

[moaning and gasping]

[whispers] Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God! That's it.

[panting]

[whispers] Oh, yes!

-Oh, yes. -Yeah.

[panting]

Right there.

[whispers] That's it.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[panting]

[Angel moaning]

[Angel whispers] Fuck!

[panting]

[moaning]

Steady, yes.

[moaning softly]

Daddy's girl!

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my God! Fuck, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Angel] Fuck, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck, yeah!

Come over here.

[panting]

[gasps]

[Angel] Oh, my God! Fuck!

[Angel] Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck, yes!

[Angel] Oh, my God, yes!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Oh, my God! That feels so good!

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[moaning softly]

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Oh, my God!

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning softly]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning]

[Angel panting]

[Angel] Oh, my God!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel moaning softly]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning softly]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Oh, my God!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Oh, God, yes!

[Angel panting]

[Angel moaning]

[Angel] Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[panting]

[moaning softly]

Oh, my God, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

This floor looks so messy!

[panting]

-[Donnie] Yeah, it looks dirty. -Yeah.

[moaning]

Where is the stupid thing? Where is this one holder?

Windows are filthy too.

I know, right?

[whispers] Oh, fuck!

Here I go. That's fair.

I can really feel the difference.

[Crystal] Me too, babe.

[whispers] Oh, my God!

[Crystal] Pizza should be here any minute.

[whispers] Oh, my God!

[moaning softly]

[whispers] Oh, fuck, yeah!

[gasps]

[whispers] Oh, fuck!

[panting]

[whispers] Oh, my God! Fuck!

[whispers] Yes, yes, yes!

[panting]

[whispers] Oh, my God! Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God! Fuck!

[moaning]

[panting]

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[panting]

[giggles]

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[whispers] Oh, my God! Fuck!

[gasping]

[Angel] Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[Angel moaning]

[panting]

Oh, my God!

[moaning and gasping]

[whispers] Oh, my God!

[whispers] Holy shit!

[panting]

[whispers] Oh, yes!

[panting]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

[choking]

Oh, my God!

[panting]

Oh, fuck!

[gasps]

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[gasps]

Oh, my God! Fuck, fuck!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

She's gone.

[moaning]

Give me my hat back.

[panting]

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

Fuck!

-Let's go over here. -Okay.

Sshh.

[gasping]

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

[gasping]

[moaning]

[moaning softly]

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel] Oh, my God, yes!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[panting]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[moaning]

[whispers] Oh, fuck, yes!

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Yeah!

Fuck me!

Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

[gasping]

Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck! It feels so good!

[panting]

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, fuck!

[panting]

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my God! Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, it feels so fucking good!

Yes, yes, yes!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

[Donnie] Yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my God, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Hold on to your hats, boys.

[giggles]

-[Donnie] We are going for a ride. -Yeah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, look at that popping up.

[moaning]

[panting]

[whispers] Oh, my God!

-Oh, my God! -[Donnie] Right there. Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[moaning]

[panting]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes...

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God, yes!

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

That feels so fucking good!

[gasping]

[whispers] Oh, my God!

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes, yes!

[groaning]

[whispers] Oh, my God, yes!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[Angel panting]

[Angel] Oh, my God! Oh, God!

[Angel] Oh, fuck!

[Angel whispers] Oh, fuck, yes!

[panting]

[moaning]

[whispers] Oh, my God!

[Donnie] Oh, yeah!

[Angel] I want you to cum all over my face.

-Oh, you do? -Yes.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[panting]

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Fuck, yeah!

Oh, yes! Oh, my God!

Fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck! I love my step daddy's dick!

-Yeah? -Uh-huh.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[Angel panting]

[Angel] Ah!

-[Angel] Yes! Fuck, yes! Fuck, yes! -Oh, yeah!

[Angel moaning]

[Angel panting]

[Angel] Fuck! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, yes!

[Angel panting]

-[Donnie] Are you ready for thet cum? -Um-uh.

-Cum all over my face. -Yeah!

You stay right there.

[moaning]

[Donnie] Oh, my God!

Not in my eyes.

[Donnie moaning softly]

Good morning, America!

[laughs]

You better get back to your trig homework.

Yeah?

[laughs]

Okay.

I'll be back.

With the cum on my face.

[music]

[laughs]

Honey, I'm gonna jump in the shower real quick.

Okay, but, don't you wanna help me?

Fine. Take your shower then.

[laughs]

-[Donnie] Don't tell your Mom. -Okay.

Oh, hey, Mom.

Hi, honey.

-I'm just gonna help you clean. -No problem.

I got you.

[Crystal] Pizza is in the kitchen. Just showed up.

Thank you!

[bass music playing]