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How old are you? 20.

Are you from Russia?

Yes. Are you nervous?

Shooting on the PAL system.

Faceless cam.

You like sex?

Like. You like. Yes.

I don't know if anybody should know, but this is like my sixth time having sex

today.

I hear people going, aw, poor Ed.

Give me a shot right in there straight in

Wet. Nice and wet.

Good for a tongue.

What? What?

and burn you with the light.

Amen.

There's miracles and miracles.

Look at me.

Camera, look at me.

I quit.

Do you have any applications?

See you soon, son.

Yeah.

Yeah.

um wow

Okay.

We need to put our heads close for her.

Easy.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Okay, good girl.

Good girl.

Easy.

Easy. Oh,

see? Yeah.

Thank you.

Get a close up.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Whoa.

Oh, God.

Oh.

hi folks and welcome to another global warming i thought that uh we'd have a

little interview with faceless since everybody's probably wondering who he is

what he is and why is he faceless so well without any uh further ado

let's uh pop in faceless

well you know i i didn't do it electronically

folks i popped it in handheld

Can't say it's actually magic, but here's Faceless.

Hello, Mr. Faceless.

Hi, folks.

Oh, boy. Okay, so why Faceless?

Well, you know, being quite ugly and

having a jealous girlfriend.

Oh, I see. So you say you're ugly.

And you have a jealous girlfriend.

Yeah, I mean, being out here, I was just scared of the pain, so.

Well, I've seen your face, and I've got to admit, you have cracked a few

mirrors, and the camera had to fix a couple of cameras.

But, you know, I'm not exactly, you know, I'm

not exactly a domicile, you know.

Yeah, or maybe I'm just lying.

the guy next door, or one of your friends, or a politician, or... You

know. I see.

Yeah, there could be many reasons.

Yeah. Well, do you enjoy working

or being in movies more that you're faced with? Does it give you some kind

better feeling?

Of course. It's a fantasy country.

You know, fucking all these new beautiful girls.

Fantastic. I see.

And they do seem to like you, so I guess they see some personality through your

facelessness.

Maybe it's your dick. I don't know.

Got to be something.

Yeah.

Anyway, you seem to have gotten a lot more sex and

pussy. Will you leave that alone?

Since being with me, is that true?

That's true.

Do we know your origin? Do we know where you come from?

Europe. Europe. Yeah. I see.

Your accent's out of place, but it could be anything, actually.

Yeah, Europe.

Europe. Big place, Europe.

We're in Europe right now.

No, we're in Hungary.

Do you want something to eat?

Oh, because you said you're hungry.

We're in hungry.

Anyway, I just thought we had a little conversation with you.

You know, I got to tell you, a lot of people thought, you know, a lot of

like the international devs, of course.

And I enjoyed seeing the new girls, especially when they'd say, hello, Ed.

know, it's kind of cute, you know.

Lack a little personality, but we're working on your personality, you know.

Look what we did for Jake.

Actually, look what Jake did for Jake.

I think just the association here will help quite a bit, don't you think?

And the new European girls that you will see nowhere else than in your country,

they will speak some more to you.

Oh, Facebook. There's the phone.

You know what that means.

It could be somebody.

Let's see.

Hello?

Hello?

Fine, how are you?

The girls are on their way?

Uh -huh.

Yes. Thank you.

There's no traffic now?

The town is empty.

You're on video camera right now.

We were rolling and I figured I'd pick up the phone.

I really think you should really quit while you're ahead.

Because, you know, it's the only way to do it. The only way to get ahead in life

is if you're honest to people.

That's what I'm telling you.

I think the girls are here.

The girls are here. Let's go check them out. Come on. Come on, everybody.

The girls are here. Come on, the girls are here.

The girls are here. Come on.

Gee, Ed, expect him to take me.

That's okay, Ed.

Ed?

because you better get it behind the camera. Oh, okay.

Hi, guys.

Ciao.

I'm fine, and you?

I'm fine,

and you?

Good, good.

And Dora.

So?

So.

Yeah,

so they just arrived, folks, and we'll, we'll, uh,

We'll be back after a moment when everybody knows what we're going to do

together.

Maybe we'll see them dance.

Maybe I'll dance with them. You can see me dance too.

Maybe you're all thrilled about that.

um

Thank you.

um

So, Leila, Dora, first time with a girl?

So,

Leila, Dora,

yes, is this your first time with a girl?

Okay.

Layla. Hi.

Dora. Hi.

Hi.

Yes.

Is this your first time being with a girl?

Yes. Yes, it's your first time.

So you have to show her.

You have to show her.

Yes.

So let me get my head out of the way.

I'll do my best not to jump in and ruin the...

You don't get it.

Thank you.