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Hi, yeah, my name is John.

I'm 55 years old, and I'm an insurance salesman, life insurance to be specific,

and I love porn.

Hello. Hey.

How are you? I'm good.

John, nice to meet you. Hello, my name is Marco.

I'm 44.

I'm a barber, and I love porn.

Where's your parking lot?

Out front.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, thank you for parking.

Hello. Hi, everyone.

Marco. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Hi,

guys. Here? Yeah.

So,

I guess I'll start with introducing myself.

My name is Vincent.

I'm 35 years old. And also, I'm a very proud member of Homeowners Association.

Yeah, I'm telling him I'm married.

So I'm like, what?

Oh, let's not talk about it.

I can imagine if she sees that.

Look, man.

That's great. I can't even imagine, you know, like, what's going to happen if I

see that? I don't know.

Hello.

Hey, hello.

How you doing? Hey, guys. Good.

Hello. All right, so welcome.

Thank you. To Bank Road.

I'm Logan.

What's up?

Great. Nice to meet you guys.

So thank you guys for doing this.

I know you might feel a little nervous right now.

We're here to have fun. It's going to be a good time.

So underneath you guys, we have some paperwork over there.

You guys can fill that out for us.

It essentially just gives us permission to be guys in the video, post it online.

That's all pretty standard for when we do it.

And then we're also going to need a name to use for you guys, so essentially a

stage name for the thing, if you guys have any porn names or anything like

you wanted to use for this.

You guys have any ideas?

John, do you have any ideas on your name?

Johnny Appleseed. Johnny Appleseed?

You want to steal my name?

Come on, man.

No, I mean, let's have some, you know. The day. Look at my name, man. The day,

day. What is that? I don't know what's the day. Look at my name. I have the

porn name.

No, he's first.

He already got me. Yeah. What do you got?

Johnny Appleseed.

Nice.

Appleseed? Mm -hmm.

You don't even know who that is, Steve.

We don't even know who that is. Y 'all don't know who Johnny Appleseed is?

Man. Appleseed? You gotta know it.

Appleseed?

Legendary.

Appleseed. Your porn career is also a good start.

What made you decide to try out the porn star experience?

I've always been curious and always felt like it would be fun.

Something different.

Yeah, so we'll have a good time.

But, yeah, we'll go look at the girls in a second. You guys just hang tight, and

we'll keep you guys posted.

All right, thank you. All right.

Just sit here and be nervous. You'll be all right.

Y 'all go Google Johnny Appleseed.

What's your favorite type of porn?

Probably straight boy -girl porn.

You know, it doesn't have to be too kinky, but pretty hardcore.

Hardcore stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm extremely nervous.

First time, first time?

No, I'm not a virgin, but... Not on any camera.

Yeah.

First time on a camera.

Hi, I'm Kona Jade. I'm a porn star from Hawaii, and I'm super squirted.

Hi, I'm Luna Buck.

I'm from Miami.

I'm like a little anime girl.

Hi, I'm Stephanie Love, porn star and throw coat.

How will you be preparing to have sex with a porn star for the first time?

I wouldn't begin to tell you how to prepare for it. These dads came for the

star experience.

So they're going to want to see your best move and you in your best form. So

what are your strong suits and how you plan to impress these dads and just make

them fucking...

Make their dreams come true. Well, I know that a dad bod gets me super wet,

feel like once I get those waterworks going, it's going to be on and popping.

All right, so we got the guys in there.

Okay.

Let's go meet them.

I hope you have a big dick.

All right, guys. You ready to meet the girls?

Oh. Hi, guys. Oh, my God. You're cute.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, y 'all. You're hurting, right? It's actually why my leg is like this. You

know, like I'm so stressed out. I don't know what to do about it.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, this guy's got a fucking boner on. I know. I walked in and hit him. I

got these, bro. I got these, bro. Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Do you like them?

I do.

Holy shit. Oh, my God.

We're getting ahead of ourselves here.

This is Stephanie Love.

Hi. Stephanie, these are our lucky guys today.

This is Luna Lux.

Luna Lux. And this is Kona Jade.

Hi.

What about your opinion on the girls?

Oh, yeah, they're all smoking hot.

I'm used to saying Kona's your favorite. What is it about Kona that you were so

drawn to?

Just her. She's got that exotic look, in my opinion.

So does Luna. Luna does, too, to a certain degree. But, yeah, Kona

is.

These guys are the lucky ones.

that are going to be experiencing a four -star experience for the first time

today. So they're going to draw some names at random a bit later, and we're

going to ask them about their fantasy, and we're going to surprise you guys

hopefully some good dick later. So I hope you girls can enjoy that.

Exciting stuff.

Yay!

All right, so let's get you girls back.

Come early.

Yeah, those guys have already been busted. Yeah, I know.

I hope so, because if you buzz before we start shooting, then, you know...

We're going to have them pick the names, and we'll see who you guys are fucking

today. I hope he has a big dick.

How do we all get a big dick?

Pray for dicks.

Amen, amen.

We haven't seen any of these guys' dicks yet, so we, uh... You mean you didn't,

like, have that as part of the criteria?

Right. Come on, do better.

All right, well, we hope that you guys get blessed with some good, big, damn

dicks.

Big daddy dick.

All righty.

You guys ready?

Yes. I know. We're ready to start, so let's see who you guys are fucking

all right? Oh, yeah.

So we got some cards here.

You guys going to pick randomly here?

Who you got? Ha!

Kona.

Kona Jade?

Oh, man.

Come on, John.

Hey. Damn it. That's who I wanted.

All right, John, you ready or what?

Let's go.

You ready? You excited?

How's it going? Yeah?

Ready to go. All right, we're going to be here. Just wait right here. I'll be

right back.

Hi.

Hi.

All right, Kona, what's up?

Just hanging out. I'm waiting.

You excited?

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm super excited. I'm going to turn this daddy out.

You think he's going to do well?

I think he'll be all right. He seems a little nervous and shy, but I think

open up to me.

It's your job to make sure he kills it. I will.

Okay? I got this.

All right.

Let me see.

John.

John, come in.

Hey, big boy.

There she is.

How's it going?

I'm good now.

It's like you got yourself a winning ticket.

Definitely.

Are you excited?

Very much so.

Nice.

Can we see these puppies?

Yeah, but show it to me, John. Come on.

Relax,

John. Let me see her a little later.

Nice. There we go.

Like that?

Wait until you see what else I'm working with.

Do you want to pull those panties off for me? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

You want to give it a little pat?

You can do better than that.

Mm -hmm.

He was so excited when he got you, Kona.

I'm very excited.

This is exactly what I wanted.

Maybe you should get some of these layers out of the way too.

I think you have far too many clothes on.

Show me this body.

I love a dad bod.

Look at you.

I think this is going to be a good time.

Yes, it is.

Can I take these off of him?

What do you think, John?

Yes.

That's fucking time.

Trying to see what you're working with, big boy.

I can work with that Do you like it sloppy?

Whatever pleases you Good boy

Let me suck on this ball.

Your dick tastes so good.

Am I making you shake?

I love that.

How's she doing? She's doing awesome.

Lay him down and fucking suck his dick some more. Just lay down here on the

floor.

Papa Coleman.

Papa Coleman.

Yummy.

I love that.

Am I doing a good job?

Rate it 1 to 10.

5 to 10.

Have you ever had porn prophecy before?

Do you want me to sit on it?

Sure.

I better get this skirt out of the way.

Oh, it's my lucky day.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Why don't you turn around and put your head up again for me?

Thank you.

Oh shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh fuck.

Yeah, right there.

Making a mess already.

Oh fuck.

Yeah, that pussy is so wet.

You're so fucking wet.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck me, Daddy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Uh -huh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

fuck, yeah.

First time for everything.

Turn me into a water park in here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

shit.

It feels so fucking good.

I can hear how wet it is.

Yeah, fuck me. Yeah, fuck me back. Oh, shit.

Oh, yes, daddy.

Let me suck all my squirt right off of it.

How's it going?

Perfect.

I'm going to flip it around for you. All right.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh. I can't help myself.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck me. Oh, shit.

Yeah, give it to me. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, bud.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

How you doing, John?

Couldn't be better.

You don't have a heart attack on me.

Get over here.

You know just what to do. I don't see why you're scared.

Oh, bug.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, bug.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

You like the way I throw it back?

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Oh,

put it back in there. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

How's that dizzy feel?

Wonderful. Yeah?

You think you're so good, too?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, make me come all over that daddy dick.

Oh, my God.

Lay down on this side.

Okay. I'm taking charge now. I like that.

We didn't turn him out.

Yes, you did.

Oh, shit. I'm going to fall.

There we go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, sorry.

Oh,

yeah, get deep in there.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Like that.

Face your face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sorry.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah, fuck me.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that. Just like that.

You're bringing it out of me.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

burn.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, burn.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes. Oh, burn.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Come on, my dick.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, God. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

God, yes.

So good.

You're so wet. I am. You're making a mess out of me.

Oh, God. Yeah, just like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, dear.

Another facial.

It's okay. You can get me back later.

Oh, God, yeah.

He wants some

more.

Oh, fuck you.

Get back on your foot.

Watch your step.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You don't fuck me like you do at this.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Bye.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Pussy's talking back.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to suck my dick off. Yeah?

You're going to give me a facial and get me back?

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Calm, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

John, what the hell?

That was a big load, baby. Jesus, look at that.

What you think of John, Kona?

He does a good job.

I think we should bring him on board.

Yeah?

You should, John.

Let's do it. Nice. Thank you. Good job.

Hell yeah.

We just had a fucking one -star experience.

How did you feel?

Great. How do you think it went?

Awesome.

That was definitely a new one on me.

Best sex you ever had?

By far.

With all the squirting and all that stuff.

Loved it, loved it, loved it. So how did you, did you ever feel like you were

going to nut early or anything like that throughout it?

The whole time. The whole time? The whole time.

How'd you stop yourself? How'd you do so well?

Oh, we would...

move, do something different.

Alright, what you got us in here for?

Well, I've always had this fantasy to be squirted on.

Looks like Kona's going to give me that fantasy.

Put your face in there, man.

You got one more in you? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You got me good. I love that. I love that. Hell yeah.

Fantasy come true?

Very much so.

Look at that fucking mess.

All right. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Yes, I am.

I'm ready.

I've been ready. I was like falling asleep.

I still have a little nut on my chest.

It was so good. I squirted everywhere.

I thought I missed it.

It's okay. I taste something.

As I'm awake.

He was saying how much he loves squirts, so I think he was super excited.

Yeah, he does love him.

And here's our man right there.

I was a 40.

You were a 40?

Well, I've been wet for the last hour.

Literally. Did you have a good time?

Yes, sir.

Oh, hell yeah.

Awesome, man. Well, great job.

We're happy that we got you here.

And I hope you had a good time.

Great. Oh, yeah. Thanks for coming back, brother.

Thank you for having me. Definitely.