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Hey, neighbor.

Yeah, it's Dharma.

Hi, I had a question.

I wanted to see if you could come over tonight and I have some

questions and I need some advice on something.

Do you think you could help?

Oh, really?

Great. Yeah, I just think you'd have a good opinion on it. So, yeah, it'd be

really nice if you could come over.

Okay, great. I'll see you in five.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, no problem.

I was actually kind of nervous to call you.

There's no need to be nervous.

Well, when you find out what I need to talk to you about, maybe you'll see.

Yeah, I'm a little curious as to what it's all about.

Well, I guess a little back story about that.

I've been going on a lot of dates lately, and they've all been goating me.

Seems to be going really well, go out to dinner, have great conversation, good

chemistry, and then eventually we'll go home together and I'll take my panties

off.

And then it's just weird.

Really? Yeah. And I'm just trying to figure out why.

What did I do wrong?

That doesn't make any sense.

I'm starting to think maybe it's my bush.

Your bush?

Yeah.

Why?

I don't shave my pubic hairs off.

Oh. Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, I don't know if that's what it is, but I'm just assuming because once I

take my underwear off, they just seem to run for the hills.

So I'm just trying to get, like, a male perspective on this.

I hate to ask, and this is kind of embarrassing because you're my neighbor,

do you mind if I show it to you and you can tell me what you think?

Oh.

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

This is so weird.

It's okay.

You can see it coming out of my panties already.

What does it look like?

I love it.

Why do all the men hate it, though?

I can't speak for them, but I can tell you I like it. You do? Yeah.

Well,

I think I'm going to keep it.

I'm going to find someone who likes it.

Hi.

You're my neighbor, though.

So, as it makes it easier.

Would you like to borrow a cup of sugar?

Right, right.

Well...

It's good to know that you like it. Thank you.

You made me feel a lot better about myself.

I thought I was just like broken or something.

Do you mind if I give you a...