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Delilah fucking Dagger. Delilah fucking Dagger.

Do you know what you're doing here today?

Not at all.

Well, you came here for some dicks, first of all. I mean, I knew I had to

so I told her to go. I got ready, and now I'm here and still in the dark.

So, here's the thing.

Uh -huh. This is dad love porn.

Uh -huh.

You're here to fuck some random dad that is a fan of Bang Bros.

His buddy sent this up for him.

What a good friend.

Yeah.

So is that something you're into?

I mean, I love Dad.

Not mine, but others.

Okay. Let's text his buddy, man. Let's see what's going on here. So I don't

really a full thing. I know we're hiding here. Okay, we're hiding from him. He

doesn't know. I think this is supposed to be some kind of surprise, though.

Oh, good.

We're going to figure something out here. Let's get his buddy in here.

You guys.

What's going on, man?

You're back.

I didn't think we'd ever see you again. Thank you. No, I appreciate it. Thank

you very much. I'm glad to be back. Ben Brothers.

Ben Brothers.

For the brothers.

So, what's going on here today? Obviously, so you reached out to us.

Yeah, well, I checked out last time, you know, because I'm married.

But I told all my buddies about it.

So, we're here for game day and here to do it again.

So, we're going to surprise them.

Okay. So good you guys came back. Thank you very much. Thank you.

So he has no idea we're here?

No, no, no. They have no idea at all. He's a big, like, porn guy? Yes, he is.

Big, big time. Okay.

He's going to be very spry. All right. So then, Delilah, your job here is just

make his dream come true.

I mean, I guess I can do that for one man.

Awesome. That's so cool. So see you here now. Should we, like, come out or?

Yeah, come on out. Okay.

Let's go.

Yes, it's you.

Who's that ball?

What's up, guys? Who's that ball? Remember that special event we were

about? That shoot I did a couple months ago?

Where I chickened out?

Here she is.

Oh, wow.

How's it going?

I'm good.

Have fun.

All right. Yeah,

yeah. Are you excited?

Were you ready for this at all? You have such a good friend.

Yeah, I'm definitely not ready.

You're not ready?

I think I could get you ready.

Yeah. You always got to be ready.

Is she a good friend of yours?

Touchdown! Touchdown!

I don't have friends like that. That would suck me out.

So yeah, your boy Rich here.

We have worked with him before.

Obviously, we didn't know he was married, so we couldn't do the video.

reached out to us and said that you were a fan of Bangros.

You guys are awesome.

Yeah, so we wanted to come and surprise you.

So, are you down for that?

Oh yeah, definitely.

Should it be on the internet? We gotta film it? That's all cool with you?

Yep.

Definitely.

Alright, I guess you're welcome.

Why don't you show them a good time? Get on his lap. Let's see how you do.

You don't feel ready yet.

What's it gonna take to get you ready?

There you go.

Both hands.

you guys are awesome thank you

All right.

Woo! Go team!

I think so too.

Get over here.

Let's do that in here.

Honey, you're ready.

Yes.

Hey, D, you want some popcorn?

It's pretty good.

I'm constipated.

I got the best friends and bring the best friends, don't I?

These guys are awesome.

Yeah, it's getting a little more comical, huh? Second City Pass?

Yeah.

Is that for the game?

Yeah.

Come on. You enjoying the gaming?

That's awesome.

Who's winning?

Blue team. Blue team's winning.

Our team's winning.

Winners.

I don't know if it's better on TV or better over here in action.

I can see the reflection off the TV. I can see both, man. I'm having the best

both worlds.

Go, man, go.

He said, oh, yeah.

Make sure I take care of my friend.

I appreciate it. I'm next.

You just eat popcorn right here.

It's a good taste of popcorn.

Sounds like a good time.

It is. All right.

Yeah.

Get her ready for another touchdown.

Good times.

Good times.

Nice tight end over here.

It is.

That's the first time she's heard that, I'm sure.

You know, since the game's already over, do y 'all mind giving a little privacy?

Damn, okay.

Absolutely. Dave, what are you guys on? Yeah, no problem.

No problem.

After party sounds good to me. Right.

Thank you.

Hey, good luck with that.

You need privacy.

That's the real game.

Wow.

Never felt like that before.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah? Okay.

This is pretty.

We're going.

Say we're going.

Uh huh.

You can put me in doggy if you want.

Can you handle it?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Keep going.

What are they for football?

I prefer two balls.

I don't know what to play with that.

You guys should put your fingers out right now.

Yeah You can do it

You like this, huh?

Yeah.

Keep going.

Yeah. Right there. Yeah. You're in his arms.

Yeah.

While you're putting it.

There we go.

Hell

yeah.

That is dad's love porn.

Dad's love porn.

Let's take it again.

I think he won.

He definitely won. This is touchdown.

Touchdown.

Fuck yeah.

Lila Dagger, you made management come through.

I drew that.

Thanks for showing up. Of course. And you owe Rich a lot of thank yous.

Yeah, you're such a pro.

I need a better friend.