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Hi,

my name is Tony.

Hi, my name is Todd. My name is Neil.

I love porn.

As you guys know, you guys are here to get the chance of a lifetime to fuck a

porn star.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that was amazing.

That was absolutely amazing. I hope I can come back and do this again.

So what made you decide to try out the point star experience today?

Oh, why not?

There was an application. I gave it a shot.

They usually don't win this kind of stuff.

Most of the time it looks just like a spam mail that you might get, but I

actually got an answer back and it was legit. So I was like, why not give it a

shot? Do you have a favorite type of porn that you typically watch?

I'm mainly in for the action, but when they look like they're actually enjoying

themselves.

The theatrical stuff has its bit, but I'm about everybody having fun.

When I see that, that's always more enticing to me. We also need you guys to

a porn star name on there. I don't know if you guys have thought about your porn

star name.

I don't know. I feel like I've got to rep my age and go a little bit more

creative. I've been watching stuff a long time.

I don't think anybody's using it.

The word stroke in the name, so we'll go with Neil Stroker. Neil Stroker.

You got good strokes?

We'll find out.

Hopefully you don't get a stroke.

One or two, one or two.

If they're going to come early, if anything like that, they might be

You all are very hot.

How are you going to deal with that?

Shame them.

How happy are you?

Kick them out.

It depends on what the cum shot is, to be honest.

I like a cream pie.

They finish too fast.

Do you have a favorite porn star of all time?

No. I'd have to chop it up by eras because porn's been around for long

There's too many beautiful ladies on the planet.

There's tons of them, man. It goes all the way back to, jeez, even the 70s and

80s stuff was good. You can go through the eras.

Okay.

Jeez, man. Let's see here.

Dominique Simone was always good.

Jenny Pepper was always good.

Nina Hartley, I think she's still in it, too. So, hey, you go, girl.

And the youngsters coming up, too. It's like Sarai Minx I saw.

I'm blanking on half the names now because I just recognize them more than

anything else. But all the eras are good for their own reasons. All right, you

all, no matter who you pick, you're going to be blessed, all right?

So you guys ready to meet the ladies?

Yes. All right, hang tight here. I'm going to get them ready for you, all

Do you have a

type of girl that's here that you typically are talking to?

If I have to put my ideal, like the one at the top of all the others, I grew up

watching comics, man.

Girls that are in shape are always going to pull my eye.

And it's not so much about booty or boobs or whatever.

It's the silhouette that they throw.

So if a girl's in shape and her legs match her legs and they got the little

in there because she got some quads and she do some squats, that's always going

to pull my eye.

I like that. Yeah, yeah.

Randy. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my

goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

There is our first love of the day.

Thank you, Randy.

Thank you,

Randy.

Brandy.

Definitely one.

She's definitely got Brazilian connotations in her.

Just the way her tan lines are, it's green South America.

So, you know, the watermelon lady is pushing her blessings on everybody

down from there. So when I saw that basketball walk in behind her, it's

yo, I'm in trouble.

Despite us being on a porn set, I felt pleasant at the moment I saw her walk in

the room. So whoever she chooses is going to be taken care of.

That's almost guaranteed.

So I got that in my head to live up to.

Hysteria, motherfucking J.

You are nothing but energy, baby.

Hysteria got energy.

You can see it immediately.

So that's going to be a rollercoaster ride for whoever ends up with Hysteria.

She's going to be, you bring your A game there because she's going to take it

out of you whether you like it or not.

Mmm, there was one of them who seemed like a really big freak, so I'm kind of

excited. He motorboated me and he was squeezing my ass. I hope I get him.

Who do you think got the biggest dick out of all three of them?

Who's given the best BDE?

I'm not getting in trouble.

I'm going to guess Neil. I think Neil.

I think they'll have to do that. I think they'll have to leave their fucking

home.

He's got a grower, not a shower.

Yeah.

Serve late.

Yeah. So how will you prepare to have sex with porn stars for the first time?

Try not to do anything else beforehand.

Go, go, because now I've got to be on camera, so I've got to make sure I don't

use up all my juices, man.

You know, it's like I'm trying to get the one shot. This might be the only

but I've got to make sure I do a good job. So I put everything aside for a

moment. You can get the stuff in front of the camera. Let me do it there.

Then afterwards, you can go there.

They say age means experience, means more experience.

So what are some sex methods that you think I can really, like, you know,

impress the girls a little bit? Do you have any of those?

Oh, we've got to make sure that you're girl awareness, number one.

You've got to pay attention to the noises, the movements.

Anything that's involuntary is a green light. You're doing a good job.

Hopefully, my tongue game will come in on that because I'll be paying

I'll be looking right at the scoreboard to see if I can tilt the machine before

it's game over.

All right. It's time for competition number three, Blind Bachelor.

Now, when it comes to a porn set, a lot of it isn't just about sex.

It's also about vibing with your scene partner.

So, she's going to ask you a series of questions.

You're going to get an answer honestly, and then she's going to pick the winner

based on the answer she likes the most. All right? All right.

Kathy, we've got the three bachelors back here. Okay. Go ahead.

Contestant number one.

Here's the first question.

Use five words to describe yourself.

Oh, I... Five words to describe myself.

Does it have to be a sentence?

Or can it be just five words? No, just five adjectives. Five adjectives, okay.

Positive, empathetic, energetic.

Okay.

Confident. I love that.

Sensitive.

Damn, what a mix. I love that. I love a sensitive guy.

Okay, contestant number two, you are up.

Use five words to describe yourself.

Average man with master plan.

I love that. It is just one sentence.

Average man with master plan. It checks out. Five words. Okay.

And contestant number three, use five words to describe yourself.

Loving, caring, sweet, and honest.

Loving, caring, sweet, honest. You're missing one.

Oh, and energy.

Good one. Energy. Okay.

Interesting, interesting.

I'm not going to lie. I'm feeling contestant number two right now. Okay.

Okay, contestant number one, we are back to you. Next question. What's the

freakiest thing you've ever done on a date?

Freakiest thing I've ever done on a date?

I showed her a sex tape.

On the first date? Well, she asked me my dick size, so I said, here, I'll show

you.

Was it the first date?

It was.

Damn.

She was freaky. I don't know if you were freaky, but she was freaky.

I like that story, though. I like the confidence.

Okay, contestant number two. What's the freakiest thing you've ever done on a

date? Believe it or not, fucking while hiding from security.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. That is pretty freaky. Yeah.

Exhibitionist. Okay, contestant number three. What is the freakiest thing

ever done on a date?

Probably having sex in the middle of winter.

Outside. Outside.

Outside. Outside.

In the snow?

In the snow. In the snow.

Like your ass touched the snow?

Yes. It was freezing.

I don't know if that's freaky or crazy, but we're going to go with it. That's

cool as fuck.

Okay, contestant number one, what is your best pickup line?

My best pickup line.

Hello, my name is Tony. Nice to meet you.

Aww. You sound like such a sweetheart to me.

Love that. Love that.

Contestant number two, what is your best pickup line?

I usually customize, but if I had to use the one I use the most, because I

usually open with a joke. So I usually go up and get, hey, you want some fuck?

Oh my gosh, I love a humorous man.

I neutralize it quickly after, but yeah.

There might be some adverse reactions after that. Exactly, that's why I

neutralize it real quick.

Smart, smart.

Okay, contestant number three, what is your best pickup line?

Oh, let's see.

My best pickup line would be I'm only five inches.

Only five inches?

Five inches.

I don't know if that's a good one to start with.

I don't know what he's going for. I don't know how to think about that.

Contestant number three, are you sure?

I'm sure. You can switch your answer. I'm giving you one chance.

That's my best, yeah.

Okay, okay.

Making a note.

Okay, contestant number one, we walk into your bedroom after our date.

How does the rest of the night go?

We walk into the bedroom, so we're going in to take off each other's clothes,

and we're going to... Yeah, that could happen. We're going to have sex.

What's going to happen?

Dry -ass answer. I'm just going to let you know. That's a dry answer.

But, yeah, okay.

Contestant number two, I'm excited for your answer. Please give me some hope.

We walk...

We walk into your bedroom after our date. How does the rest of the night go?

Well, I try to confirm that she actually wants to go there by having a good kiss

with her before I put her on the bed.

Consent is good. Love that. If she commits to it, then I'll probably pick

and drop her on the bed and let things go from there.

Okay.

Yeah.

Get the little bounce from the bed. Do you think you can pick me up?

Yeah, probably.

You think so? Well, it's to pick up, not to.

Lift overhead and squat, you know?

I'm just trying to judge if you're muscular or not, you know?

Okay, on to contestant number three. We walk into your bedroom after our date.

How does the rest of the night go?

I'm going to start with a nice bubble bath.

Oh, I love a bubble bath.

Champagne, and then back to the bedroom.

Not going to lie, you're on the up and up, contestant number three. What?

Turnaround, complete turnaround.

Okay, contestant number one.

How long should sex last?

20 to 25 minutes.

You think you're going to last that long?

I don't know. Be honest with yourself.

I don't know.

Okay, well.

Probably not.

I like the honesty.

I know.

Contestant number two, how long should sex last?

As long as you're both able to.

There you go.

That's a broad, good answer. I like that. I like that. Situational.

Yeah, she might just be in the mood for a quickie. Sometimes she wants the long

event. And you've got to add things to it if it's the long event.

Interesting.

Okay, but ideally, how long would your perfect sex last?

I'm going to make you choose an answer.

20 minutes.

20 minutes. Okay, we're on the 20 -minute mark for both of y 'all. Okay,

contestant number three, how long should sex last?

At least a good 45 minutes.

Damn, you've got stamina.

I love that. I love contestant number three.

Okay, okay. And last question.

Contestant number one.

What's your special move in the bedroom?

Special move in the bedroom.

Well, while I'm eating her pussy, I would put her legs up and make my way to

ass. Ass?

Yeah. What if she doesn't like anal? I mean, we're going to find out.

We're going to find out right away. That's risky business. That is risky

business.

Okay, contestant number two, what is your special move in the bedroom?

I guess to do something that's unique is probably what I can do. So usually I

usually kid and say that I usually glaze donuts instead of just finishing with

girls. So that's usually the finishing move is they're usually coated, not just

given upon by me when I finish. Is this a bakery or are we talking about sex?

Yeah, we're talking about sex. You glaze donuts?

Yeah, I put the ass right there.

When you finish, usually it's covered in a sheen, not just a couple of feathers.

Toaster strudel? Yes.

Yeah, not a toaster strudel. It's a full glazed donut. Okay, okay. I like your

analogies there. I love some baked goods.

Okay, contestant number three. What is your special move in the bedroom?

Special move, I'm going to have to say, eat masks.

There you go.

I'm dead.

It's just spreading them cheeks and getting all up in there.

I'm not into that, contestant number three. You can recoup, though. Give me a

second answer.

Oh, let's see.

Okay, let's see. Should we keep this? Okay,

reverse cowgirl.

Reverse cowgirl.

Reverse cowgirl. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

That's your special move. Got it. Okay, and that's all the questions I had for y

'all. I guess if I have to choose a winner, I'm sorry, contestant number

but you are just not it for me. You are not my cup of tea.

Love you. I think you're a really sweet guy, but it's just really not it for me.

Contestant number two, you had me in the beginning.

In the beginning.

But the end, you kind of fell off. You fell off.

Contestant number three, shaky start.

Shaky start.

But you finish strong.

So I'm going to have to go with contestant number three.

You are the winner of the third contest,

which also makes you winner of the day.

Which puts Tony in second place and Neil, unfortunately, in third place.

So you have to be the order of picking the ladies. Go to the living room.

Let's pick your ladies, all right?

What is your biggest fantasy?

Probably a cosplay group.

You know, do the whole Marvel thing. Get all the girls all at once.

Represent, so to speak.

If I had to throw it out there, I'd probably be one. I'd definitely get on

list. Oh, yeah.

And how confident are you? How well do you think you're going to do today?

I will do as well as an average man.

Whether or not I make it past and go to professional grade, we'll see.

I'll hold it down for the average guys out there.

Yeah, you're going to represent.

Yeah, definitely.

I like it. All right. Thank you. No problem.

All right. That is the end of the competition, but the fun part is just

beginning.

So Todd came in first place for the competition, so he's going to get first

choice on who he would like to have his day with. Okay.

This lovely lady right here. Okay.

Okay.

I'm so excited.

I'm very excited.

All right, Tony came in second place.

So you get the next choice.

No questions.

There we go.

Which means, Asteria.

I know, I'm scary.

There ain't no shame in my game. This is good.

It's right in my hand. This is a choice made in heaven right here. Perfect.

Perfect. All right.

So, no laziness.

Nothing. You fuck.

Make them. Make their dreams come true, okay?

Okay. All right.

We got this.

Let's go to the rooms.

Get up to you, honey.

Neil.

Yes, sir.

What's up? How are you feeling right now?

Anxious, nervous, all in one.

So you didn't win a single competition, but you still got a baddie. Came close

to everything, but didn't quite cross the finish line.

Yeah? Yeah. Well, you can't be upset.

No, I'm not.

No, Esteria's amazing.

I did not lose at all.

Yeah. No, man, so.

How do you think this is going to go? What do you think?

Positively. Okay.

Yeah.

I'm going to pay attention and hit all the spots.

Yes, that's what I'm going to do. Like which spots?

All the internal spots, all the external spots, one on the back of the knee.

Oh, there's one on the back of which one's that? I haven't heard of it. I

know. I studied it a lot, so I'm going to look for it and find it.

It's different for everybody, though. So that's the whole pinball game right

there, see how many points I can score before we tilt out.

All right. That's what I'm doing.

Stereo, come on in. Sit next to him. Are you ready for the back of your knee to

be tickled? The back of my knee?

That's wild.

That's a new one. I don't think I've ever been touched there yet.

Yeah, we'll find out if it works with the stereo. I'm a new virgin.

It's like the one spot you found where you're still a virgin. I know, right?

The one spot. The golden spot. I keep a chastity belt there.

How do you feel now that she's next to you? More nervous or at ease up a little

bit? No, more anxious because, you know, somebody else is trying to jump in and

participate. Keep a watch on him, you know. Not bad.

Yeah, yeah.

I think he wants you to go.

He wants me to go? Are you ready? Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Let's go.

Let's go. There we go.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, man.

I love how your booty fits in my hand. Yeah.

All booties are good. Right?

All of them. My hand size booty. Yes.

Perfect squeeze.

Yeah.

All right.

All right, hold up, Neil. Show her off to me a little bit. Show her off? I'd

rather see her first and then you. No, I understand that. That's why she's in

front of me.

There we go. I'll dress her little by little.

Come on, peel this off, Neil.

I can feel the heat right there,

man. I'm not even close to it. I can feel it. That's amazing.

That's a nice monkey right there.

It's like your outfit looks amazing take it off

Just get more and more prepared the more we keep doing this.

Yeah, put your head to the side. Look at those tits.

Yeah, there we go.

Ooh.

Oh, thank you. It was amazing.

Oh, yes.

You're a wonderful pussy, baby.

Thank you.

I want to have some more of that, if you don't mind. Of course.

How do you want it? I mean, it is all for safety.

This over here, if you wouldn't mind just putting that monkey on my head, I'd

appreciate that.

Hmm.

I think it's delicious.

Yeah.

Now I know why they call it pie.

Is he doing better than he did in the competition?

Much better. I think he just needed this moment.

You should have brought this energy to the competition.

I could be down here all day

Feels so nice.

You're good at this.

It's my time.

Oh, yes it is. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

I don't want to move.

I'm just like, come on.

me it loves you is that his name it is now

Let me get up and repeat this.

Oh, my goodness.

I think I'm ready, baby.

Yeah? Yeah.

Hang on it.

I'm basically not ready, really.

Oh,

my

first

part of a pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that's tight.

Oh,

my God, that's tight.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck you, baby.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's a professional buzzer right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. It feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

You have this so sexy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. Is that you creaming all over my face?

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know it could be this good.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh,

wow. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yes. Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

God.

Fuck, this pussy's so good.

Oh, fuck it.

I should have done this when I was younger.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, how you doing?

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, she's twerking.

Oh, she's twerking.

Oh, my gosh, she's twerking.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my

God,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm sure you're going to eat me come.

Oh.

Push me right up.

Go ahead and get your, get your, I know you like to rub that monkey on me.

Oh, God, that's deep.

I'm just hanging for a good laugh. I knew she had energy.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

That thing is so tight.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you. This is so good.

You got a bottle of this?

I'm going to bring you to the edge of the bed.

I like that.

Let's get to see all this deliciousness.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck, that's so good, baby. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Here we go, baby.

You ready?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

This is a masterpiece, man.

Oh, I'm not, bro.

Wow.

N -E -I -L.

So I'm just naming everything.

That's tremendous.

Beautiful.

Look at how mouthy he is.

Good job, guys. Good job, Neil.

I did it.

With my wonderful co -star, she brought me important. I love her so much. Thank

you very much, baby.

Absolutely.

How was it? Did you represent?

I hope so, man, because I put everything I had into that from the very

beginning. It's like, OK, don't be the one pump jump on camera. That's all I

want to get past. Once I'm past that, I'm good. And I was doing my best. I

you, I don't get it wrong. It was incredibly enjoyable.

But I just want to make sure they're happy, too, because in the end, we're

fucking. So you want your partner to be happy.

And that's what I'm about. That's the thing that makes me happy the most is

seeing my girl smile when I got her off.

You've spoken like a true gentleman.

Hey, what can I say? My mom will raise me well.

Did you have a good time? Did you come back?

Most definitely.

When are we doing it again?

Give me a call.

All right, man. Thank you for coming out. No problem.