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Hi,
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my name is Tony.
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Hi, my name is Todd. My name is Neil.
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I love porn.
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As you guys know, you guys are here to
get the chance of a lifetime to fuck a
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porn star.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that was amazing.
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That was absolutely amazing. I hope I
can come back and do this again.
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So what made you decide to try out the
point star experience today?
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Oh, why not?
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There was an application. I gave it a
shot.
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They usually don't win this kind of
stuff.
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Most of the time it looks just like a
spam mail that you might get, but I
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actually got an answer back and it was
legit. So I was like, why not give it a
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shot? Do you have a favorite type of
porn that you typically watch?
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I'm mainly in for the action, but when
they look like they're actually enjoying
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themselves.
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The theatrical stuff has its bit, but
I'm about everybody having fun.
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When I see that, that's always more
enticing to me. We also need you guys to
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a porn star name on there. I don't know
if you guys have thought about your porn
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star name.
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I don't know. I feel like I've got to
rep my age and go a little bit more
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creative. I've been watching stuff a
long time.
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I don't think anybody's using it.
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The word stroke in the name, so we'll go
with Neil Stroker. Neil Stroker.
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You got good strokes?
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We'll find out.
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Hopefully you don't get a stroke.
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One or two, one or two.
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If they're going to come early, if
anything like that, they might be
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You all are very hot.
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How are you going to deal with that?
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Shame them.
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How happy are you?
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Kick them out.
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It depends on what the cum shot is, to
be honest.
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I like a cream pie.
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They finish too fast.
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Do you have a favorite porn star of all
time?
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No. I'd have to chop it up by eras
because porn's been around for long
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There's too many beautiful ladies on the
planet.
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There's tons of them, man. It goes all
the way back to, jeez, even the 70s and
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80s stuff was good. You can go through
the eras.
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Okay.
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Jeez, man. Let's see here.
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Dominique Simone was always good.
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Jenny Pepper was always good.
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Nina Hartley, I think she's still in it,
too. So, hey, you go, girl.
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And the youngsters coming up, too. It's
like Sarai Minx I saw.
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I'm blanking on half the names now
because I just recognize them more than
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anything else. But all the eras are good
for their own reasons. All right, you
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all, no matter who you pick, you're
going to be blessed, all right?
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So you guys ready to meet the ladies?
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Yes. All right, hang tight here. I'm
going to get them ready for you, all
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Do you have a
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type of girl that's here that you
typically are talking to?
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If I have to put my ideal, like the one
at the top of all the others, I grew up
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watching comics, man.
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Girls that are in shape are always going
to pull my eye.
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And it's not so much about booty or
boobs or whatever.
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It's the silhouette that they throw.
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So if a girl's in shape and her legs
match her legs and they got the little
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in there because she got some quads and
she do some squats, that's always going
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to pull my eye.
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I like that. Yeah, yeah.
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Randy. Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my
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goodness.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my goodness.
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There is our first love of the day.
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Thank you, Randy.
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Thank you,
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Randy.
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Brandy.
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Definitely one.
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She's definitely got Brazilian
connotations in her.
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Just the way her tan lines are, it's
green South America.
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So, you know, the watermelon lady is
pushing her blessings on everybody
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down from there. So when I saw that
basketball walk in behind her, it's
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yo, I'm in trouble.
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Despite us being on a porn set, I felt
pleasant at the moment I saw her walk in
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the room. So whoever she chooses is
going to be taken care of.
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That's almost guaranteed.
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So I got that in my head to live up to.
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Hysteria, motherfucking J.
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You are nothing but energy, baby.
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Hysteria got energy.
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You can see it immediately.
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So that's going to be a rollercoaster
ride for whoever ends up with Hysteria.
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She's going to be, you bring your A game
there because she's going to take it
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out of you whether you like it or not.
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Mmm, there was one of them who seemed
like a really big freak, so I'm kind of
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excited. He motorboated me and he was
squeezing my ass. I hope I get him.
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Who do you think got the biggest dick
out of all three of them?
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Who's given the best BDE?
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I'm not getting in trouble.
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I'm going to guess Neil. I think Neil.
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I think they'll have to do that. I think
they'll have to leave their fucking
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home.
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He's got a grower, not a shower.
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Yeah.
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Serve late.
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Yeah. So how will you prepare to have
sex with porn stars for the first time?
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Try not to do anything else beforehand.
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Go, go, because now I've got to be on
camera, so I've got to make sure I don't
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use up all my juices, man.
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You know, it's like I'm trying to get
the one shot. This might be the only
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but I've got to make sure I do a good
job. So I put everything aside for a
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moment. You can get the stuff in front
of the camera. Let me do it there.
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Then afterwards, you can go there.
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They say age means experience, means
more experience.
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So what are some sex methods that you
think I can really, like, you know,
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impress the girls a little bit? Do you
have any of those?
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Oh, we've got to make sure that you're
girl awareness, number one.
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You've got to pay attention to the
noises, the movements.
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Anything that's involuntary is a green
light. You're doing a good job.
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Hopefully, my tongue game will come in
on that because I'll be paying
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I'll be looking right at the scoreboard
to see if I can tilt the machine before
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it's game over.
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All right. It's time for competition
number three, Blind Bachelor.
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Now, when it comes to a porn set, a lot
of it isn't just about sex.
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It's also about vibing with your scene
partner.
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So, she's going to ask you a series of
questions.
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You're going to get an answer honestly,
and then she's going to pick the winner
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based on the answer she likes the most.
All right? All right.
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Kathy, we've got the three bachelors
back here. Okay. Go ahead.
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Contestant number one.
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Here's the first question.
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Use five words to describe yourself.
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Oh, I... Five words to describe myself.
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Does it have to be a sentence?
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Or can it be just five words? No, just
five adjectives. Five adjectives, okay.
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Positive, empathetic, energetic.
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Okay.
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Confident. I love that.
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Sensitive.
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Damn, what a mix. I love that. I love a
sensitive guy.
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Okay, contestant number two, you are up.
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Use five words to describe yourself.
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Average man with master plan.
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I love that. It is just one sentence.
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Average man with master plan. It checks
out. Five words. Okay.
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And contestant number three, use five
words to describe yourself.
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Loving, caring, sweet, and honest.
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Loving, caring, sweet, honest. You're
missing one.
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Oh, and energy.
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Good one. Energy. Okay.
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Interesting, interesting.
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I'm not going to lie. I'm feeling
contestant number two right now. Okay.
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Okay, contestant number one, we are back
to you. Next question. What's the
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freakiest thing you've ever done on a
date?
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Freakiest thing I've ever done on a
date?
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I showed her a sex tape.
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On the first date? Well, she asked me my
dick size, so I said, here, I'll show
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you.
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Was it the first date?
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It was.
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Damn.
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She was freaky. I don't know if you were
freaky, but she was freaky.
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I like that story, though. I like the
confidence.
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Okay, contestant number two. What's the
freakiest thing you've ever done on a
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date? Believe it or not, fucking while
hiding from security.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah. That is pretty freaky. Yeah.
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Exhibitionist. Okay, contestant number
three. What is the freakiest thing
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ever done on a date?
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Probably having sex in the middle of
winter.
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Outside. Outside.
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Outside. Outside.
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In the snow?
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In the snow. In the snow.
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Like your ass touched the snow?
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Yes. It was freezing.
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I don't know if that's freaky or crazy,
but we're going to go with it. That's
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cool as fuck.
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Okay, contestant number one, what is
your best pickup line?
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My best pickup line.
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Hello, my name is Tony. Nice to meet
you.
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Aww. You sound like such a sweetheart to
me.
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Love that. Love that.
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Contestant number two, what is your best
pickup line?
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I usually customize, but if I had to use
the one I use the most, because I
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usually open with a joke. So I usually
go up and get, hey, you want some fuck?
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Oh my gosh, I love a humorous man.
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I neutralize it quickly after, but yeah.
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There might be some adverse reactions
after that. Exactly, that's why I
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neutralize it real quick.
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Smart, smart.
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Okay, contestant number three, what is
your best pickup line?
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Oh, let's see.
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My best pickup line would be I'm only
five inches.
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Only five inches?
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Five inches.
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I don't know if that's a good one to
start with.
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I don't know what he's going for. I
don't know how to think about that.
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Contestant number three, are you sure?
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I'm sure. You can switch your answer.
I'm giving you one chance.
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That's my best, yeah.
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Okay, okay.
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Making a note.
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Okay, contestant number one, we walk
into your bedroom after our date.
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How does the rest of the night go?
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We walk into the bedroom, so we're going
in to take off each other's clothes,
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and we're going to... Yeah, that could
happen. We're going to have sex.
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What's going to happen?
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Dry -ass answer. I'm just going to let
you know. That's a dry answer.
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But, yeah, okay.
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Contestant number two, I'm excited for
your answer. Please give me some hope.
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We walk...
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We walk into your bedroom after our
date. How does the rest of the night go?
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Well, I try to confirm that she actually
wants to go there by having a good kiss
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with her before I put her on the bed.
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Consent is good. Love that. If she
commits to it, then I'll probably pick
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and drop her on the bed and let things
go from there.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Get the little bounce from the bed. Do
you think you can pick me up?
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Yeah, probably.
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You think so? Well, it's to pick up, not
to.
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Lift overhead and squat, you know?
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I'm just trying to judge if you're
muscular or not, you know?
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Okay, on to contestant number three. We
walk into your bedroom after our date.
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How does the rest of the night go?
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I'm going to start with a nice bubble
bath.
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Oh, I love a bubble bath.
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Champagne, and then back to the bedroom.
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Not going to lie, you're on the up and
up, contestant number three. What?
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Turnaround, complete turnaround.
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Okay, contestant number one.
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How long should sex last?
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20 to 25 minutes.
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You think you're going to last that
long?
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I don't know. Be honest with yourself.
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I don't know.
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Okay, well.
241
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Probably not.
242
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I like the honesty.
243
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I know.
244
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Contestant number two, how long should
sex last?
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As long as you're both able to.
246
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There you go.
247
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That's a broad, good answer. I like
that. I like that. Situational.
248
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Yeah, she might just be in the mood for
a quickie. Sometimes she wants the long
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event. And you've got to add things to
it if it's the long event.
250
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Interesting.
251
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:10,390
Okay, but ideally, how long would your
perfect sex last?
252
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I'm going to make you choose an answer.
253
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20 minutes.
254
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20 minutes. Okay, we're on the 20
-minute mark for both of y 'all. Okay,
255
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contestant number three, how long should
sex last?
256
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At least a good 45 minutes.
257
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Damn, you've got stamina.
258
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I love that. I love contestant number
three.
259
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Okay, okay. And last question.
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Contestant number one.
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What's your special move in the bedroom?
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Special move in the bedroom.
263
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Well, while I'm eating her pussy, I
would put her legs up and make my way to
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ass. Ass?
265
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,960
Yeah. What if she doesn't like anal? I
mean, we're going to find out.
266
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We're going to find out right away.
That's risky business. That is risky
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business.
268
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Okay, contestant number two, what is
your special move in the bedroom?
269
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I guess to do something that's unique is
probably what I can do. So usually I
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usually kid and say that I usually glaze
donuts instead of just finishing with
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girls. So that's usually the finishing
move is they're usually coated, not just
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given upon by me when I finish. Is this
a bakery or are we talking about sex?
273
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,580
Yeah, we're talking about sex. You glaze
donuts?
274
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,800
Yeah, I put the ass right there.
275
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:30,300
When you finish, usually it's covered in
a sheen, not just a couple of feathers.
276
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,220
Toaster strudel? Yes.
277
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,540
Yeah, not a toaster strudel. It's a full
glazed donut. Okay, okay. I like your
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analogies there. I love some baked
goods.
279
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:43,680
Okay, contestant number three. What is
your special move in the bedroom?
280
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Special move, I'm going to have to say,
eat masks.
281
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,740
There you go.
282
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,469
I'm dead.
283
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:57,230
It's just spreading them cheeks and
getting all up in there.
284
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:05,110
I'm not into that, contestant number
three. You can recoup, though. Give me a
285
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second answer.
286
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,850
Oh, let's see.
287
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,490
Okay, let's see. Should we keep this?
Okay,
288
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,170
reverse cowgirl.
289
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,350
Reverse cowgirl.
290
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:17,190
Reverse cowgirl. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
291
00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:22,010
That's your special move. Got it. Okay,
and that's all the questions I had for y
292
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:26,430
'all. I guess if I have to choose a
winner, I'm sorry, contestant number
293
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,370
but you are just not it for me. You are
not my cup of tea.
294
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:33,190
Love you. I think you're a really sweet
guy, but it's just really not it for me.
295
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:36,390
Contestant number two, you had me in the
beginning.
296
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,649
In the beginning.
297
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:42,190
But the end, you kind of fell off. You
fell off.
298
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:45,130
Contestant number three, shaky start.
299
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:46,450
Shaky start.
300
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,920
But you finish strong.
301
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,220
So I'm going to have to go with
contestant number three.
302
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:58,320
You are the winner of the third contest,
303
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,460
which also makes you winner of the day.
304
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,980
Which puts Tony in second place and
Neil, unfortunately, in third place.
305
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:10,160
So you have to be the order of picking
the ladies. Go to the living room.
306
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,920
Let's pick your ladies, all right?
307
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,920
What is your biggest fantasy?
308
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,640
Probably a cosplay group.
309
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,440
You know, do the whole Marvel thing. Get
all the girls all at once.
310
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,400
Represent, so to speak.
311
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,980
If I had to throw it out there, I'd
probably be one. I'd definitely get on
312
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:26,980
list. Oh, yeah.
313
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,460
And how confident are you? How well do
you think you're going to do today?
314
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,260
I will do as well as an average man.
315
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,820
Whether or not I make it past and go to
professional grade, we'll see.
316
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,980
I'll hold it down for the average guys
out there.
317
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,300
Yeah, you're going to represent.
318
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,619
Yeah, definitely.
319
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,540
I like it. All right. Thank you. No
problem.
320
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,700
All right. That is the end of the
competition, but the fun part is just
321
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,700
beginning.
322
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,180
So Todd came in first place for the
competition, so he's going to get first
323
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,420
choice on who he would like to have his
day with. Okay.
324
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,540
This lovely lady right here. Okay.
325
00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:00,940
Okay.
326
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,319
I'm so excited.
327
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:06,740
I'm very excited.
328
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,720
All right, Tony came in second place.
329
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,300
So you get the next choice.
330
00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:11,839
No questions.
331
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,400
There we go.
332
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,099
Which means, Asteria.
333
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,380
I know, I'm scary.
334
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,410
There ain't no shame in my game. This is
good.
335
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:31,170
It's right in my hand. This is a choice
made in heaven right here. Perfect.
336
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,410
Perfect. All right.
337
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,930
So, no laziness.
338
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:36,190
Nothing. You fuck.
339
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,630
Make them. Make their dreams come true,
okay?
340
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:39,910
Okay. All right.
341
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:41,289
We got this.
342
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,310
Let's go to the rooms.
343
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,310
Get up to you, honey.
344
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:49,510
Neil.
345
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:51,730
Yes, sir.
346
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,260
What's up? How are you feeling right
now?
347
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,240
Anxious, nervous, all in one.
348
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,660
So you didn't win a single competition,
but you still got a baddie. Came close
349
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,700
to everything, but didn't quite cross
the finish line.
350
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,160
Yeah? Yeah. Well, you can't be upset.
351
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,760
No, I'm not.
352
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,780
No, Esteria's amazing.
353
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,780
I did not lose at all.
354
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,140
Yeah. No, man, so.
355
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,320
How do you think this is going to go?
What do you think?
356
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,240
Positively. Okay.
357
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,480
Yeah.
358
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,580
I'm going to pay attention and hit all
the spots.
359
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,660
Yes, that's what I'm going to do. Like
which spots?
360
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,720
All the internal spots, all the external
spots, one on the back of the knee.
361
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,500
Oh, there's one on the back of which
one's that? I haven't heard of it. I
362
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,440
know. I studied it a lot, so I'm going
to look for it and find it.
363
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:37,580
It's different for everybody, though. So
that's the whole pinball game right
364
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:40,100
there, see how many points I can score
before we tilt out.
365
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,740
All right. That's what I'm doing.
366
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:45,810
Stereo, come on in. Sit next to him. Are
you ready for the back of your knee to
367
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,470
be tickled? The back of my knee?
368
00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:49,409
That's wild.
369
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:52,970
That's a new one. I don't think I've
ever been touched there yet.
370
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,630
Yeah, we'll find out if it works with
the stereo. I'm a new virgin.
371
00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:01,350
It's like the one spot you found where
you're still a virgin. I know, right?
372
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:05,650
The one spot. The golden spot. I keep a
chastity belt there.
373
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,580
How do you feel now that she's next to
you? More nervous or at ease up a little
374
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,660
bit? No, more anxious because, you know,
somebody else is trying to jump in and
375
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,680
participate. Keep a watch on him, you
know. Not bad.
376
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,880
Yeah, yeah.
377
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,300
I think he wants you to go.
378
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,920
He wants me to go? Are you ready? Oh,
yeah. Let's do it. Let's go.
379
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,300
Let's go. There we go.
380
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,520
Oh, my goodness.
381
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,600
Oh, man.
382
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,040
I love how your booty fits in my hand.
Yeah.
383
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,300
All booties are good. Right?
384
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,980
All of them. My hand size booty. Yes.
385
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,440
Perfect squeeze.
386
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,379
Yeah.
387
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,259
All right.
388
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:46,420
All right, hold up, Neil. Show her off
to me a little bit. Show her off? I'd
389
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,200
rather see her first and then you. No, I
understand that. That's why she's in
390
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,039
front of me.
391
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:56,400
There we go. I'll dress her little by
little.
392
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,680
Come on, peel this off, Neil.
393
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:17,900
I can feel the heat right there,
394
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,180
man. I'm not even close to it. I can
feel it. That's amazing.
395
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,240
That's a nice monkey right there.
396
00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:01,510
It's like your outfit looks amazing take
it off
397
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,880
Just get more and more prepared the more
we keep doing this.
398
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,900
Yeah, put your head to the side. Look at
those tits.
399
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,220
Yeah, there we go.
400
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,320
Ooh.
401
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:34,580
Oh, thank you. It was amazing.
402
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,760
Oh, yes.
403
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,780
You're a wonderful pussy, baby.
404
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,979
Thank you.
405
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:46,000
I want to have some more of that, if you
don't mind. Of course.
406
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,600
How do you want it? I mean, it is all
for safety.
407
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:56,440
This over here, if you wouldn't mind
just putting that monkey on my head, I'd
408
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,440
appreciate that.
409
00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:15,670
Hmm.
410
00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:35,410
I think it's delicious.
411
00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:36,670
Yeah.
412
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,810
Now I know why they call it pie.
413
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,580
Is he doing better than he did in the
competition?
414
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,080
Much better. I think he just needed this
moment.
415
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:17,300
You should have brought this energy to
the competition.
416
00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:35,570
I could be down here all day
417
00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:52,630
Feels so nice.
418
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:26,580
You're good at this.
419
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,180
It's my time.
420
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,080
Oh, yes it is. Oh, shit.
421
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,860
Oh, fuck.
422
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,720
I don't want to move.
423
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,640
I'm just like, come on.
424
00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:31,760
me it loves you is that his name it is
now
425
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,680
Let me get up and repeat this.
426
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,020
Oh, my goodness.
427
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,200
I think I'm ready, baby.
428
00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:21,680
Yeah? Yeah.
429
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,120
Hang on it.
430
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,880
I'm basically not ready, really.
431
00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:28,420
Oh,
432
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:30,180
my
433
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:37,800
first
434
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800
part of a pussy.
435
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,560
Oh, my God.
436
00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:47,870
Oh, my God, that's tight.
437
00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,070
Oh,
438
00:30:49,370 --> 00:30:50,370
my God, that's tight.
439
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,370
Oh, yeah.
440
00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:54,790
Yeah.
441
00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:56,950
Oh,
442
00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:00,530
fuck you, baby.
443
00:31:01,690 --> 00:31:03,030
Thank you, I appreciate it.
444
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,790
Oh, my God.
445
00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,230
Oh, my God.
446
00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:21,090
Oh, that's a professional buzzer right
there.
447
00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:23,150
Oh, my God.
448
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:30,110
Oh, my
449
00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:38,530
God.
450
00:31:52,809 --> 00:31:54,090
Oh, fuck.
451
00:31:55,690 --> 00:31:56,690
Oh, yeah.
452
00:31:58,070 --> 00:32:02,650
Oh, my God. It feels so good.
453
00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:04,430
Oh, my God.
454
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:08,830
Oh, yes.
455
00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:10,850
Oh, yeah.
456
00:32:18,090 --> 00:32:19,090
You have this so sexy.
457
00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:20,610
Oh, my God.
458
00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:24,770
Oh, fuck.
459
00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:28,230
Oh, God. Is that you creaming all over
my face?
460
00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:29,690
Yeah.
461
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,260
Oh, I didn't know it could be this good.
462
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:53,540
Oh, God.
463
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,620
Oh, yes.
464
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,920
Just like that.
465
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,620
Oh, God.
466
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,800
Oh, God.
467
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:04,820
Oh, yeah.
468
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:06,580
Oh, yeah.
469
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,260
Oh, yes.
470
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,260
Oh, God.
471
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,240
Oh,
472
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,740
wow. Oh, fuck me.
473
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:21,820
Oh, yes. Oh,
474
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,560
my God.
475
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,600
Oh, fuck.
476
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,500
Oh, my God.
477
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,560
God.
478
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,120
Fuck, this pussy's so good.
479
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:07,940
Oh, fuck it.
480
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,080
I should have done this when I was
younger.
481
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,640
Oh, fuck.
482
00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:53,750
Oh, yes.
483
00:35:57,910 --> 00:35:59,310
Oh,
484
00:36:02,790 --> 00:36:04,570
yes.
485
00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:19,990
Oh, yeah.
486
00:36:21,050 --> 00:36:22,190
Oh, yeah.
487
00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:25,050
Oh, baby, how you doing?
488
00:36:25,910 --> 00:36:29,250
Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.
489
00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:30,790
Just like that.
490
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,760
Oh, she's twerking.
491
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,220
Oh, she's twerking.
492
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,760
Oh, my gosh, she's twerking.
493
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,600
Oh, fuck.
494
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:10,140
Oh,
495
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:11,460
my
496
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:25,540
God,
497
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:26,940
yes, yes, yes, yes.
498
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,960
I'm sure you're going to eat me come.
499
00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:15,830
Oh.
500
00:38:46,919 --> 00:38:47,919
Push me right up.
501
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:06,740
Go ahead and get your, get your, I know
you like to rub that monkey on me.
502
00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:43,410
Oh, God, that's deep.
503
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,200
I'm just hanging for a good laugh. I
knew she had energy.
504
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,460
Oh, shit.
505
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,580
Oh,
506
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,920
shit.
507
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:22,860
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
508
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,078
Oh, shit.
509
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,080
Oh, shit.
510
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,100
Oh, shit.
511
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,520
That thing is so tight.
512
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,520
Thank you.
513
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,150
Oh, thank you. This is so good.
514
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:05,510
You got a bottle of this?
515
00:43:00,419 --> 00:43:01,820
I'm going to bring you to the edge of
the bed.
516
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,380
I like that.
517
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,240
Let's get to see all this deliciousness.
518
00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:14,420
Oh, yes.
519
00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:42,270
Thank you.
520
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,960
Oh, fuck, that's so good, baby. Oh, my
God, yes.
521
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,760
Oh, yes.
522
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,340
Oh,
523
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,640
yes.
524
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,840
Yes. Yes.
525
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:10,540
Yes.
526
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,120
Yes.
527
00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:36,890
Here we go, baby.
528
00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,250
You ready?
529
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,430
Oh, yeah.
530
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,030
Yeah.
531
00:47:53,810 --> 00:47:57,250
This is a masterpiece, man.
532
00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:00,770
Oh, I'm not, bro.
533
00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:02,050
Wow.
534
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,060
N -E -I -L.
535
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,560
So I'm just naming everything.
536
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,560
That's tremendous.
537
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:17,780
Beautiful.
538
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,600
Look at how mouthy he is.
539
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,000
Good job, guys. Good job, Neil.
540
00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:24,218
I did it.
541
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:28,940
With my wonderful co -star, she brought
me important. I love her so much. Thank
542
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:29,940
you very much, baby.
543
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:31,460
Absolutely.
544
00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:33,400
How was it? Did you represent?
545
00:48:34,730 --> 00:48:38,190
I hope so, man, because I put everything
I had into that from the very
546
00:48:38,190 --> 00:48:42,790
beginning. It's like, OK, don't be the
one pump jump on camera. That's all I
547
00:48:42,790 --> 00:48:48,250
want to get past. Once I'm past that,
I'm good. And I was doing my best. I
548
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:52,250
you, I don't get it wrong. It was
incredibly enjoyable.
549
00:48:52,810 --> 00:48:56,490
But I just want to make sure they're
happy, too, because in the end, we're
550
00:48:56,490 --> 00:48:58,450
fucking. So you want your partner to be
happy.
551
00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:02,050
And that's what I'm about. That's the
thing that makes me happy the most is
552
00:49:02,050 --> 00:49:03,990
seeing my girl smile when I got her off.
553
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,940
You've spoken like a true gentleman.
554
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:08,620
Hey, what can I say? My mom will raise
me well.
555
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,080
Did you have a good time? Did you come
back?
556
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,158
Most definitely.
557
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,160
When are we doing it again?
558
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,240
Give me a call.
559
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,720
All right, man. Thank you for coming
out. No problem.
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