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♪
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Adult mark: Nothing made me feel better
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Than feeling sick on a school day.
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Big news for this little town...
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Tina turner
is gonna pay a visit.
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Oh, give me that!
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Never thought I'd get
to cover a papal visit.
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You know, there's money
to be made from this visit.
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Jesus, mary, and joseph.
Have some respect.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Voice: [on phone]
mike...
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Look, I told you
not to call me at home.
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-Thank you, goodbye.
-[hangs up phone]
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-[coughing]
-telemarketer?
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Ah, yeah.
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Where's your uniform?
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I'm sick!
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-I am not buyin' it.
-What?
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Adult mark: I first caught the acting bug
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By faking sick...
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A lot.
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♪
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♪
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Breathe in.
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Out.
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[coughs]
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Mary: Well?
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He's faking.
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You little shagger!
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But I'm actually sick this time!
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Get dressed!
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Adult mark: It was my own fault.
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I was the boy who cried whooping cough.
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Mary: Go on.
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Little faker.
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Jeez!
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Sister rose: Our school
has been invited
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To send a class to see
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His holiness.
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I've decided that
this class is...
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The least worst.
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Congratulations.
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One of you will
get to do a reading
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In front of the pope himself.
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And it will be televised!
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Adult mark: Television?!
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Any volunteers?
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[heavenly music]
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Lord, hear our prayer!
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Unless it's for the bruins
to win, am I right?
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-[audience cheering]
-yeah!
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[god laughing]
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My man!
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[applause]
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Ms. Fowler: Mark critch.
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The winner by default.
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Thank you, miss--
[coughing]
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Are you sick, mr. Critch?
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Uh, no.
[laughs nervously]
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Just gotta lay off
the second-hand smokes.
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Adult mark: I had faked sick before,
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But now I had to fake healthy.
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[coughs quietly]
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♪
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Ahem!
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Oh, hey!
There he is!
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What?
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You told me to stop calling you!
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Adult mark: Scott howell.
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Owner of rival station voaq.
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His station was number one,
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But first was never good enough.
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Now how'd you get past gertie?
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I'm not used to hearing "no."
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What's it gonna take
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To get you to
come work for me?
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I'm not a dj, mr. Howell,
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And voaq isn't exactly
known for news, so...
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No, no, no, we want you to bring
your call-in segment to us.
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And then we'll make it sexier.
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I'm not "sexy," mr. Howell.
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You don't say!
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The world's goin' digital.
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It's 1988.
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Look at all this crap!
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It's a joke!
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I'm a "dance with the one
who brought ya" kind of man.
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Yeah, which is why
you're stuck here
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In this closet for a studio,
with gum under the desk.
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I get what I want, mike.
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I even get what I don't want.
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I've got a show to do,
mr. Howell,
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So if you do not mind...
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Hey, dad, can I show
you something real quick?
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Not now!
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Listen, um, mr. Howell is lost.
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Could you please
show him to the door?
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I've gotta get on the air.
Thanks for comin' by.
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Scott: Think about it!
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[sighs]
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Mr. Howell!
I'm, uh, mike, junior.
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Please, no "mr. Howell"!
I wear cowboy boots.
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Call me scott!
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Hey, wha--
what have you got here?
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Oh, I-- just this stupid little
thing I was thinkin' up, but...
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Yeah, I want to
hear all about it.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Okay, uh,
it's a mobile broadcasting unit,
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But it's in the shape
of a giant boombox, right?
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We're gonna launch it
when the pope comes.
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That is wild!
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Far out!
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Do you mind
if I hold onto this, kid?
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Please, take it!
Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks.
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And if, uh, you ever get sick
of workin' in this museum,
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Gimme a shout.
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Radio's for the young, kid.
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Monogrammed.
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Cool.
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Fox: Are you sure
you're up for this?
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You can't handle gym class
on the best of days.
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Oh...
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Was the sun always this bright?
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Mark, if you're
too sick for laps,
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You're too sick for the pope.
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Oh, come on.
He has to read one stupid line.
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Anyone could do that.
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I'd like to see you try.
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[coughs]
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Tina: Ew!
Are you gonna hurl?
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[sneezes]
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Gross.
Snots.
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[whistle blows]
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Mr. Byrne: Alright, listen up!
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Let's hustle!
[claps hands]
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Ugh...
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Ten laps!
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[everyone sighs]
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Today, people!
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Come on, critch!
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Come on, come on!
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C'mon, lift those legs,
lift those legs!
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In through the nose...
[inhales]
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Exhale.
[exhales]
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In...
[inhales]
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Mark: Oh...
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Middle fox: [laughs]
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Critches get stitches!
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Adult mark: My own doctor had labelled me a liar.
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So I sought out a second opinion.
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Asthma, epilepsy...
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Gout?
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That's a self-diagnosis.
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It explains my grade in gym.
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Where are your parents?
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My family doctor says
I'm a hypochondriac,
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Which sickens me.
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Stop talking.
Just cough.
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[coughs]
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Hm.
Breathe?
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-[breathes in shakily]
-mm.
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Give it to me straight, doc.
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Well, you're most certainly
not faking.
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You have bronchitis.
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Would you like
a note for school?
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No!
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I just need something to
get me through the week.
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You know, b-12 shot?
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Morphine?
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How about some cough syrup?
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Oh...
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Mary: I just got a phone call.
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Who the frig is dr. Lee?
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He's my personal physician.
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It's private.
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Get in bed!
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♪
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Adult mark: The big day!
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My tv debut.
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But first, a performance for a smaller audience.
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[hoarsely] woke up
feeling like a new man!
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No.
You're staying home.
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But I have a duty
to a higher power!
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Mike?
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-Listen to your mother.
-[phone ringing]
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Mary: I already called
the school to let them know
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You're not doing your reading.
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What?!
[coughing]
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-But I'm fine!
-[phone ringing]
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Mike sr: Would
somebody get that?
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Mike jr: Yeah, got it!
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Yeah, me and the b'ys,
we're selling pope crap
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To raise money for our bar.
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What do you think?
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What is that?
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Pop: "pope on a rope"!
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How much would you pay for this?
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That is my good avon soap!
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No, it's not!
It just looks like it.
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Anyway, I've got two dozen
more setting over here.
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Mark: Ah, yes, I'll help--
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You are gonna sit on the couch
and watch tv.
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You're gettin' on my last nerve!
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Mark: Ohhh!
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All the times I pray to be sick!
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What kind of god is this?
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Mary: Get!
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Mike jr: Yes, sir.
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Thank you, sir!
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[hangs up phone]
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That was scott howell.
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He just offered me
a job at voaq radio.
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[sighs]
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He's only hiring you
to get at me!
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Or, you know,
maybe he thinks I'm good?
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No, that's not it!
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I turned him down.
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I'm taking the job.
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♪
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Mark is off sick so we will
have to select another student.
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Sister rose: Perhaps
I should have chosen
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Sister maura's class.
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Maybe this illness
is a sign of god's disapproval.
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Fox: But, sister,
didn't jesus say something about
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Not throwing stones...?
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You're right.
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God loves redemption.
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You can redeem yourself by
doing the reading for the pope.
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-Ms. Fowler: Pardon?
-Fox: What?
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Good luck, ms. Fowler.
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I'm sure fox
will make you proud.
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Middle fox: [laughs]
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Tv: This was
the scene earlier...
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Mark: My big break!
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Millions watching!
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The adrenaline
would get me through!
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Maybe I can still make it!
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You're not getting off this
couch until you feel better.
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[coughing]
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Oh...
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Asthma, epilepsy, bronchitis...
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Sin.
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You never had a chance.
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Tv: The pope's schedule
is packed with stops
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Along the newfoundland shore.
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Adult mark: There was still a way to get to the pope.
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A very catholic way...
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Guilt.
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[coughs]
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You're right!
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I wish I was there
to be blessed.
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Tv: A blessing could
mean a miracle cure.
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I might have a chance then.
[coughs]
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Tv: In search
of hope and healing,
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A record crowd
has gathered to see--
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Get in the car.
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-Oh, yes!
-What?
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I just... Hope this works.
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[coughs]
yeah.
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Adult mark: Pop and his buddies turned the papal visit
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Into a mini las vegas!
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Father handrigan: Four quarters
holding up the wheel!
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Anybody, four quarters?
Come get your tickets!
267
00:09:48,565 --> 00:09:53,801
See, state of the art!
Everything in here is digital.
268
00:09:53,936 --> 00:09:56,871
Bet you never seen
anything like this at vocm.
269
00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,907
No.
No, nothin'!
270
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:02,343
Wait, no, the super roving radio
looks pretty cool, right?
271
00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:03,444
Scott: Ah...
272
00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,279
Mike sr: And here we are,
pope-side,
273
00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:07,347
Here at what is quickly
becoming quite the event...
274
00:10:07,384 --> 00:10:09,483
Yeah, it's not as cool
as ours, though!
275
00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,553
[electric guitar playing]
276
00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:14,355
Maybe I shouldn't have
showed you their design.
277
00:10:14,424 --> 00:10:16,758
Poppycock!
278
00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:19,527
Here, I have something for ya.
279
00:10:19,596 --> 00:10:21,395
Look at this bad boy.
280
00:10:21,464 --> 00:10:26,367
-Oh, come on!
-Yeah.
281
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,035
Mike sr: Good god!
282
00:10:28,104 --> 00:10:29,837
He's wearing enemy colours!
283
00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:32,906
[ominous rock sting]
284
00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:37,979
I can't do this!
It's stupid.
285
00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:39,180
There's too many people.
286
00:10:39,249 --> 00:10:40,581
Ritche: You're just nervous.
287
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,950
Whenever I'm scared
of public speaking,
288
00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,620
I picture the audience
in their underwear.
289
00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:48,856
Just picture the pope
in his underwear.
290
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:50,924
Ew, gross!
291
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,260
Ugh!
292
00:10:52,395 --> 00:10:54,528
No help.
293
00:10:59,268 --> 00:11:02,603
Quick blessing,
straight back to bed.
294
00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:05,205
Just know, it's not
your fault that I'm weak.
295
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:07,007
It's just bad genes.
296
00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:09,043
I made ya!
Whose fault is it, then, hm?
297
00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:10,211
Dad's.
298
00:11:10,346 --> 00:11:12,012
Oof, I'd say, yeah.
299
00:11:12,082 --> 00:11:13,014
[turns on radio]
300
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:15,282
Mike sr: [radio] we go now
live to flatrock,
301
00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:17,418
Where the pope is about
to bless the fishing fleet.
302
00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:23,157
Let's listen in...
303
00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:27,261
Pope: [radio] the joyful event
that unites us is the blessing
304
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:30,565
Of the fishing fleet
here at flatrock.
305
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:34,035
That jesus called
simon, peter...
306
00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:38,706
Why don't we show your old man
what you're made out of, huh?
307
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,440
Hey...
308
00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:42,310
Scram.
309
00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,045
Yeah.
310
00:11:44,047 --> 00:11:47,114
She's all yours.
311
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,250
Sailor: [on news]
thank you, holy father.
312
00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:51,652
On behalf of all the fishermen,
313
00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,921
We also wish you
a blessed and safe journey.
314
00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:55,489
Over.
315
00:11:55,492 --> 00:11:57,558
And the pope has blessed
the newfoundland fishing fleet.
316
00:11:57,693 --> 00:11:59,960
Mike jr: You're listening
to voaq radio.
317
00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:03,597
Call in for your chance to win
vip tickets to pope on the rock!
318
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,133
That little judas!
319
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:07,201
Mike jr: Call in
to our request line
320
00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:09,937
And tell us your
biggest sin to win!
321
00:12:09,973 --> 00:12:12,507
Dick, turn up our volume.
322
00:12:12,642 --> 00:12:15,543
-Are you sure?
-Just do it!
323
00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,611
[music turns up]
324
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,548
♪ if you're a part of the wide world of vocm... ♪
325
00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:24,618
Stand up straight.
Stand up.
326
00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,420
Come on, stand straight.
Do up that button.
327
00:12:26,556 --> 00:12:28,689
Zipper!
328
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,092
Has anyone seen fox?
329
00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:32,460
Um...
330
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,762
I think she may have
pipped off?
331
00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:36,330
Pipped off?!
332
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:38,499
Oh, typical.
333
00:12:38,568 --> 00:12:41,301
[exhales]
334
00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:43,103
Mike sr: [radio]
motorists should be warned
335
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:48,275
The pope is leaving the area,
so all roads are now closed.
336
00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:49,977
Act like you're having
an asthma attack!
337
00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:51,178
What, why?
338
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:52,380
You've been faking sick
your whole life!
339
00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:53,748
Do it!
340
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,716
Adult mark: It was time to use my faking superpower
341
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:56,684
For good.
342
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,185
Road's closed.
343
00:12:58,188 --> 00:12:59,420
Mark: [gasping]
344
00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:01,188
Can't... Breathe...
345
00:13:01,257 --> 00:13:04,191
[gasping]
is this... The light?
346
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,994
Can you see that my son
is having an asthma attack?
347
00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:11,665
So help me, if my little boy
dies in this car, you're next!
348
00:13:11,701 --> 00:13:14,035
We're gonna let her through!
349
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,337
["all I need is a miracle" by
mike & the mechanics playing]
350
00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,705
Go on, let her through!
Let her through!
351
00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:19,340
♪ all I need is a miracle ♪
352
00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:21,141
Officer: Gordie,
get her an escort, would ya?
353
00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:23,144
♪ all I need is you ♪
354
00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,612
Let's go, get her through!
355
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:27,281
♪ all I need is a miracle ♪
356
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:29,083
♪ all I need is you ♪
357
00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:31,685
[siren wailing]
358
00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:34,622
♪ all I need is a miracle... ♪
359
00:13:34,757 --> 00:13:37,291
Adult mark: We followed the pope like pilgrims.
360
00:13:37,327 --> 00:13:40,795
Not since the virgin marywas there such a dedicated mom.
361
00:13:40,797 --> 00:13:43,030
And once we cleared the barricade,
362
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:46,566
Mom ditched our police escort like a bad habit.
363
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:49,103
[laughs]
364
00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:51,072
[coughs]
365
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,440
Excellent work.
366
00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,442
Adult mark: Who needed faith in god?
367
00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:59,180
I had faith in mom.
368
00:13:59,182 --> 00:14:00,481
Pop: Beautiful stuff.
369
00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,049
Yeah, beautiful.
370
00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:04,318
So, souvenirs!
Souvenirs here!
371
00:14:04,453 --> 00:14:07,388
Come get your
john paul ii souvenirs!
372
00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:08,689
Great, great.
373
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:11,125
Oh!
Oh, here.
374
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:14,528
Pope: ...Man and woman
who are...
375
00:14:14,664 --> 00:14:16,797
Oh, bless this, father.
376
00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:18,198
Oh yeah, here.
377
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,533
Get that water.
Bless it there.
378
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:20,634
Get it in there.
379
00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:22,403
Beautiful.
380
00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:26,274
Pope: ...Love and protect
those who use them.
381
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,676
Rosaries!
Rosaries for sale!
382
00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:31,345
Blessed by the holiness himself!
383
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,415
And holy, holy, holy water!
384
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,351
It's so holy you can
practically walk on it!
385
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,286
Pop: Come on, now!
There you go!
386
00:14:39,288 --> 00:14:41,389
Yes, please!
Very good choice.
387
00:14:41,391 --> 00:14:43,824
Very good choice.
Yeah, beautiful.
388
00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,226
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, that's perfect.
389
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:48,295
Well, this is [inaudible]...
390
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,165
♪
391
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:55,770
♪
392
00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:57,238
Ritche: Where are you going?
393
00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:59,173
That nun set me up!
394
00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:02,376
There will literally be people
in poland calling me a nimrod!
395
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,378
If you don't do it,
396
00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:07,782
You'll be proving everyone
who says you can't right.
397
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,718
You got this.
398
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,588
If this sucks,
you're dead, okay?
399
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:17,124
Yeah.
I know.
400
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:22,663
Pop: Souvenirs!
401
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,331
John paul ii souvenirs!
402
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,200
Come get your souvenirs!
403
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:28,335
-Oh, oh.
-Excuse me.
404
00:15:28,338 --> 00:15:32,873
Sorry, father.
405
00:15:33,008 --> 00:15:35,809
I'll take two rosaries
and a "pope on a rope."
406
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:38,346
Oh!
What a good choice, father.
407
00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:40,214
Well, here, take these rosaries.
408
00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:41,649
There we are for you.
409
00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:43,350
And there's the pope on a rope.
410
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:44,418
Beautiful.
411
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,153
Happy scrubbing, father.
412
00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:48,355
Thank you.
Special rate for the clergy.
413
00:15:48,391 --> 00:15:51,225
[chuckles]
thank you.
414
00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:52,593
Thank you.
415
00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:54,528
Tv: And now a reading
from a local student
416
00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:56,663
From st. Bridget's school.
417
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:01,769
Adult mark: And there he was.
418
00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,704
The catholic elvis!
419
00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:06,473
I was seconds away from international fame!
420
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,342
This is it!
421
00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:11,912
A reading from
the book of matthew.
422
00:16:11,948 --> 00:16:13,847
I'm too late!
423
00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:15,949
And jesus said to them,
424
00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:20,855
"follow me and I will make you
become fishers of men."
425
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:23,391
Audience: Amen.
[applause]
426
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:25,392
Adult mark: I may have missed my chance,
427
00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:28,929
But watching fox, I wouldn't want it any other way.
428
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,398
-[applause]
-ritche: Yeah!
429
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:33,467
Mike sr: [radio] and that was
a reading from a student
430
00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:35,669
At st. Bridget's.
My son mark goes there...
431
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,805
I'm sorry you
didn't get to go up.
432
00:16:37,807 --> 00:16:39,540
Mike sr: [radio] luckily,
we'll be broadcasting
433
00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:40,808
Right up to the minute...
434
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,277
It's okay.
435
00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:46,480
This is even better.
436
00:16:46,516 --> 00:16:48,815
It's more about the journey,
ya know?
437
00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:52,820
[radio playing
in the background]
438
00:16:52,822 --> 00:16:54,421
Mike sr: [radio] mike critch,
reporting live
439
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:58,392
From the tailgate party.
440
00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,927
All hands are
listening to ye crowd.
441
00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:01,495
Way to go, young fella.
442
00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:03,363
Thanks, dick.
443
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:07,668
Hey, did my dad say anything?
444
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,670
Look, his heart
might be broke right now,
445
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:11,238
But he'll get over it.
446
00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:12,506
Broke?
447
00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:15,342
I get it.
You do what you gotta do!
448
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:18,179
But... By the way,
449
00:17:18,314 --> 00:17:20,614
Would you give
my resume to scott?
450
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:23,784
Us young fellas got to
stick together now.
451
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:24,819
Yeah.
452
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:26,720
I better get back to the booth
453
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,355
Before your dad
realizes I'm gone.
454
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,623
Scott!
455
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,325
Mike sr: [radio] we're expecting
to see the weather
456
00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:32,359
Turn to rain showers soon,
457
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,728
So if you're out to
have a gawk at the pope,
458
00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:36,997
Make sure you bring
an umbrella or a rain hat!
459
00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:40,267
The pontiff is expected to
leave newfoundland around 7 pm,
460
00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:42,503
Making a quick stop in toronto
before heading home
461
00:17:42,572 --> 00:17:44,338
To vatican city
to put his feet up.
462
00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:45,806
We can go home.
463
00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:48,509
Aw.
464
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:49,610
[loud feedback]
465
00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:53,814
Jesus christ!
466
00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:55,616
...Is, uh, certainly
a newfoundlander today.
467
00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:59,286
After all, he was a...
Fisherman.
468
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:03,457
Dick: And a good fisherman
at that, mike!
469
00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:05,458
You're listening to vocm.
470
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:07,827
With live coverage as the pope
makes his final journey
471
00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:10,331
Back to the airport, then home.
472
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,900
Oh, that pope gets around worse
than mary packin' magdalene!
473
00:18:12,902 --> 00:18:14,835
Adult mark: The pope was done with newfoundland,
474
00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:16,637
But mom was not done with the pope.
475
00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:17,838
Mark: Aah!
476
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,973
Mary: Hold on, we're not through
with this yet, by jesus!
477
00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,976
That was a pretty good
first day of radio, son.
478
00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:24,044
-Oh! Thanks, man.
-Yeah.
479
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,980
So, what time tomorrow?
480
00:18:26,115 --> 00:18:27,314
Oh... Yeah!
481
00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:30,584
See, I don't know if we have any
slots open for you right now,
482
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:32,753
But we'll-- we'll find
something down the line.
483
00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:35,055
Hey, scott, thank you very much
for the opportunity.
484
00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,257
Uh-huh.
485
00:18:36,259 --> 00:18:38,559
Mike jr: But you were just
using me to get to my dad.
486
00:18:38,561 --> 00:18:39,559
So, I quit.
487
00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:40,594
What?!
You--
488
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,896
You can't qui--
you can't go back to vocm!
489
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:45,399
They're a bunch of losers!
490
00:18:45,401 --> 00:18:48,335
Ah... That's weird.
I guess I am too, then.
491
00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:50,470
-Alright.
-Well, you-- you can't quit,
492
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,907
Because I fire you!
You're fired.
493
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,943
Okay.
494
00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,512
By the way, there's been
three minutes of dead air
495
00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,412
On your station.
496
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:02,616
Yeah, I-I turned it off
when I quit, so...
497
00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:04,751
What...?
You can't do that in radio!
498
00:19:04,787 --> 00:19:06,387
-Yeah.
-You have no respect!
499
00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:07,621
Mike jr: I'm still learning.
500
00:19:07,756 --> 00:19:09,823
-You son of a--
-critch?
501
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:12,826
Scott: You have
no respect for radio!
502
00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:14,562
♪
503
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:16,030
Mike sr: [tv]
breaking pope news!
504
00:19:16,165 --> 00:19:19,366
A slight diversion for the pope
on his way to the airport.
505
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:22,002
A group of polish fishermen
are in port.
506
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,971
They'd hoped to meet
his holiness.
507
00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:26,307
He is the first polish pope,
508
00:19:26,442 --> 00:19:28,508
And it seems
the holy father will stop
509
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,511
To offer the fishermen
a blessing on his way...
510
00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:33,046
Adult mark: Mom had brought me to half the doctors in town,
511
00:19:33,115 --> 00:19:37,017
So why not try a faith healer?
512
00:19:37,086 --> 00:19:40,087
-[brakes screech]
-mary: Gotcha, ha!
513
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:42,990
Adult mark: What mother could resist a miracle cure?
514
00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:44,925
Mary: Come on, sweetheart,
let's go!
515
00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:46,393
Excuse me, get out of the way!
516
00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:50,730
Deathly ill child
coming through!
517
00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:51,732
Bless my son.
518
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,101
Bless my son for the asthma.
519
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,670
And for the epilepsy.
520
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:59,873
Oh, thank your holiness.
521
00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:01,541
Come on.
522
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,477
Let's get you back in the car
before you catch
523
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,878
Your death again.
Excuse me.
524
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:06,813
Adult mark: Turns out there are many ways
525
00:20:06,849 --> 00:20:07,948
To say "I love you."
526
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,550
Sometimes it's how far a person will go for you.
527
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,552
Mike sr: [radio]
and now newfoundland bids
528
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,389
A fond farewell
to pope john paul ii.
529
00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:16,556
Adult mark: And sometimes...
530
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,693
It's where they're willing to meet you .
531
00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:23,897
♪
532
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:27,368
I know I got a lot to learn.
533
00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:30,036
I could learn
a bit from you too.
534
00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:33,473
You did a great job today.
535
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:37,177
♪
536
00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:39,513
♪
537
00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,548
Come on.
538
00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:50,391
Tv: Newfoundlanders will
remember this special visit
539
00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:52,826
For years to come.
540
00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:54,628
Pop: Woo!
Over 800!
541
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:56,063
We've got enough for the bar!
542
00:20:56,065 --> 00:20:59,666
That is indeed a miracle!
[chuckles]
543
00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:01,935
[coughs]
oh, dear.
544
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,904
Maybe we should have
got one more blessing.
545
00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:05,038
Mary: Oh...
546
00:21:05,107 --> 00:21:08,742
My biggest blessing
is right here.
547
00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:10,811
[coughing]
548
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:12,479
[coughing]
549
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:14,615
Mary... I'm sick.
550
00:21:14,617 --> 00:21:17,617
Jesus murphy!
551
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,821
[all coughing]
552
00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:23,090
-Mary!
-Tea?
553
00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:26,826
♪
554
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:30,631
♪
555
00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:35,703
♪
556
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:41,442
♪
557
00:21:41,577 --> 00:21:45,045
♪
558
00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:50,083
♪
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