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[dog barking in distance]
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Adult mark: Our family didn'tlike to talk about the past.
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Pop?
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Uh, when did your father die?
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Uh, 1896.
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He drowned when I was two.
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He was a whaler.
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The whale won.
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Adult mark: Mostly because there wasn't much
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Good to talk about.
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And his father?
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Drowned.
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And his?
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Lost at sea.
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Why?
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It's homework.
We have to do a family tree.
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Good god, what would you
want to do a family tree for?
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You spend all that time
and money trying to find out
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Where you came from,
and then you spend twice as much
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Trying to cover it
all back up again!
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Adult mark: The only time my parents looked back
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Was to toss some salt over their shoulder.
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Oh, mom?
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When did your mother die?
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It's not nice to
talk about the dead.
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I'm going to bed.
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What?
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Pop: Sorry, son.
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Our family tree
is more like a shrub.
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An over-watered one at that.
[phone rings]
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Mike sr: Good god, who's calling
the house at this hour?
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Pop: See, the critches were
fishermen from liverpool.
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Now, my brother moses,
he didn't drown!
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He died of tb.
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Pop: Put that in there.
Mark: Yeah.
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Pop: That's important.
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What's that again?
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Brendan...?
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Oh?
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Adult mark: Uncle brendan was a travelling salesman.
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He was always in trouble.
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What's he done now?
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It's not the police, is it?
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Oh, it's probably somebody
looking for money.
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Adult mark: But he was
still pop's favourite.
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Just say he isn't here.
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He isn't here!
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Ah, look,
I haven't seen brendan in...
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Let me have that again?
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[indecipherable voice on phone]
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Oh, uh...
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Okay, well,
thanks for letting us know.
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Goodbye.
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Well, what is it?
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What's the trouble
the boy's got into now?
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He's dead.
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♪
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Wha...?
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♪
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Adult mark: My family tree was losing leaves
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Like it was the windiest day in autumn.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Adult mark: The critch family plot was close to bursting,
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But there was just enough room for uncle brendan
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To slip in like the missing piece of a puzzle.
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Mary: Mike... Shouldn't
somebody say something?
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Uncle brendan...
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Uncle brendan was, um...
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He was...
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♪
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Adult mark: Try as I might,
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I just couldn't make the tears come.
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And try as he might, my brother just couldn't stop them.
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♪
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Come on.
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I just spoke to bucky.
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He tells me that
the grave is packed tight.
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The only way we're gonna
get poor brendan in there
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Is if we stick him in sideways.
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Good god!
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Shh, keep it down!
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Geez.
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I always thought that I'd be
in there alongside your mother.
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What about me?
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This is not about you.
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This is about me!
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[crying in background]
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You go ahead, dad.
I'll make sure it's done.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Alright, everyone.
Nothing to see here.
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Got some tiny sandwiches
up at the house.
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Alice: Come on, girl.
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We checks in on our crowd
before we goes.
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♪
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Bucky: Well, mike, b'y.
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Hard losing a brother, eh?
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You must be torn apart.
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Hm.
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♪
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Adult mark: A cemetery tripwas a family archivist's dream.
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I couldn't see the forest for the family trees.
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Mark: Uh, mom?
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Mary: Yes, my love?
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Where's my grandmother?
Her name's not on here.
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Why would her name be there?
She's not--
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Say a prayer, alice.
You'll be in there soon enough.
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[sobbing]
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They just never
added her name is all.
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She was a very...
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Private person.
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Now, give it up being morbid.
You're on me last nerve.
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Alice, we're gone.
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Fine, stay and water
the flowers.
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Adult mark: Like bucky the gravedigger,
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The more I dug, the more I uncovered.
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Oh, now, look who's
decided to show up.
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Fashionably late!
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I was burying my brother!
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Sideways!
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Next to my mother, whose
coffin has held up pretty well,
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By the way!
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Boo-hoo-hoo, ya big poodle.
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You couldn't even let your
brother have his special day!
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Do you know what it was like
for me to have to see all that?
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No, because I was here
entertaining our company!
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I don't mean to interrupt,
but, uh, mr. Critch...
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Mike is the only son
you have left.
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It's too late
to change the past,
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But it isn't too late
to adjust the future.
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Ooh, jam-jams!
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Don't mind if I do!
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Yummy, yummy.
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Okay.
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Was I really a bad father?
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Oh, no, dad.
Brendan loved you.
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No, I don't mean to him.
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I mean to you.
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Oh.
Well, uh...
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You did your best, dad.
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No, no.
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No, I didn't.
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It's too late for me
and brendan and me now, but...
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It's not too late for you and I.
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Come on.
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Mark: Mom?
Mary: What, honey?
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What did my grandmother
die from?
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Jesus murphy!
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Have we not had
enough death for one day?
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Go make yourself useful!
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Pass out those wieners!
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Adult mark: It was unlike my mother not to gossip
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About someone.
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Something was up.
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Mark: Vienna sausage?
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Ooh, viennese!
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We don't get these
in the rectory.
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Mark: Father, I'm researching
my family tree
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And I'm missing some leaves.
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Does the church
have births, deaths?
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That kind of thing?
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Well, all that information
is kind of private.
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It's not really for kids.
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Well, I...
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I guess I could supervise?
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Yeah.
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There's plenty more
where that came from.
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[thud]
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Pop: Use the bloody mitt!
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Adult mark: Pop was determined to make up for lost time,
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And with dad,
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That meant starting over at the beginning.
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Pop: You sure you don't
want to take your jacket off?
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Nice and easy!
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Oh!
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Pop: Augh.
Jesus.
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Come on, this is wasted time!
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Adult mark: Dislike father, dislike son.
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[school bell rings]
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♪
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Adult mark: Even jesus had a more detailed family tree
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Than I did!
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♪
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♪
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Whoa!
Nice tree.
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Very full.
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Photo albums,
arrest records.
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It was easy.
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How's yours?
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I'm just having a little trouble
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Finding out where
my grandmother is.
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I don't really know
my nan either.
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Yeah, dad cashed
her pension cheques
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Yeah, dad cashed
her pension cheques
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So she's super pissed.
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Shut up, nimrod!
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Maybe we could help.
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That'd be great!
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I have a lead.
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We will leave
no tombstone unturned.
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♪
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Radio: At coles funeral home, we want to help you to...
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Who should
we leave the oven to?
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What?
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The oven.
Who should get it?
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Why are you writing a will?
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The only one that gets
any of our stuff when we dies
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Is the bank.
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Why don't you just tell the boy
where his grandmother is?
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No need to go
stirring all that up.
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Let dead dogs lie.
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[front door opens]
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You can't change the past.
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[front door closes]
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We are gonna do something
we should have done years ago.
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I'm gonna teach you how to fish.
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[sighs]
pop: Come on.
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You'll love it.
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Mary: Sorry.
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[dog barking and bird calling
in distance]
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[music playing on radio]
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♪ in every life
we have some trouble. ♪
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♪ but if you worry
you makes it double. ♪
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♪ don't worry!
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♪ be happy!
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Jesus, mike.
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Don't worry!
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Be happy!
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♪ don't worry...
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♪ be happy...
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♪ don't worry, be happy.
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♪ woo...
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[door opens]
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Frig, mike.
What's wrong?
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I miss uncle brendan.
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You know, he just got me,
and now he's just gone,
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And it's not fair.
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It never is.
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Brendan was good for a laugh.
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He wouldn't want to
see you like this.
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Oh...
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Geez, yeah,
he'd be pretty embarrassed, huh?
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No, b'y.
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I never seen anyone take
to this place as quick as you.
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Brendan would be proud
to be your uncle.
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I know I would be.
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Look, I got ya something
I been meaning to give ya.
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Oh, yeah?
What is it?
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Dick: Not much time
left in this song.
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Hang on.
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Mike jr: No way!
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You earned it.
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Well, come on!
Try it on!
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♪ don't worry...
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Oh!
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Thanks... Uncle dick.
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Oh...
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Jesus.
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[both sobbing]
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[church bell tolls]
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♪
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Adult mark: Even priests can be tempted.
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Hey, you kids gotta hurry up.
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If brother angel comes back,
he'll crucify me.
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I can't find her anywhere!
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She's a ghost.
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Ritche: That's the point.
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She's dead.
271
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,929
Do you mind?
She's still my grandmother.
272
00:10:54,998 --> 00:10:58,533
She has to be in here somewhere.
We found her birth certificate.
273
00:10:58,668 --> 00:11:01,335
What's this all about, anyway?
274
00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:04,338
My mom says
her mom's buried in our plot,
275
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,673
But I can't find her...
276
00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:07,341
There or anywhere.
277
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,644
Well, there's
an explanation for everything.
278
00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:12,713
Like turning water into wine?
279
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,282
Well, there might be more
info in the parish sectretum,
280
00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:17,952
But that's off-limits.
281
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:19,954
Please, father?
Just this once?
282
00:11:19,956 --> 00:11:21,389
I'm sorry, buddy.
283
00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:23,491
I wish I could help, but even
I don't know what's in there.
284
00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:25,692
Found it!
285
00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:26,694
Holy crap!
286
00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:27,762
Oh, no.
287
00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:28,962
Uh...
288
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:30,231
Okay, give that to me.
289
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,833
Fox: No.
Father garcia: I... Give it.
290
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:34,168
Fox: Why would I--
father garcia: Give it to me.
291
00:11:34,303 --> 00:11:35,502
What's it say?
292
00:11:35,538 --> 00:11:38,106
Nothing, it's stupid.
293
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,674
Your nan was divorced!
294
00:11:39,809 --> 00:11:41,175
Adult mark: Divorce!
295
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:43,778
The only catholic "d" word worse than death!
296
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:45,646
And she re-married!
297
00:11:45,715 --> 00:11:47,849
But catholics can't remarry.
298
00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:49,784
She changed religions?
299
00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:52,787
So we just have to check the
protestant cemetery now, right?
300
00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:54,188
No.
301
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:55,523
She won't be there.
302
00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:58,592
Why not?
303
00:11:58,628 --> 00:11:59,727
Because she's not dead!
304
00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:02,463
[coughs]
jesus christ!
305
00:12:06,169 --> 00:12:08,435
...Be with you.
306
00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:14,208
♪
307
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,944
♪
308
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:20,214
Pop: I should have taught you
how to fish years ago!
309
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:21,415
Mike sr: What?
310
00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:23,951
I can't hear anything
over that bloody engine.
311
00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:26,019
Make and break!
312
00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:28,890
Old and reliable, just like me.
313
00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:31,158
♪
314
00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:32,160
Fisherman: Waddaya at?
315
00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:34,829
Asshole.
316
00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,296
I wish we were on that one!
317
00:12:36,332 --> 00:12:38,032
What?
318
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,434
Forget it,
ya deaf old coot!
319
00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:41,669
[laughs]
exactly!
320
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,004
Alright, sit down, lad.
321
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,974
Pop: Okay, here we go.
322
00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:50,511
♪
323
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,981
♪
324
00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:54,982
Mark: Mom?
325
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,250
Christ on a cracker!
326
00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:57,385
You scared
the bejesus out of me!
327
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,452
I have a question.
328
00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,521
I don't want to hear it.
329
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,389
You come from
a long line of dead people.
330
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,025
That's all you need to know.
331
00:13:04,027 --> 00:13:06,360
I promise I won't ask where
my grandmother is buried again.
332
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,463
[exhales]
thank god for that.
333
00:13:09,465 --> 00:13:12,166
So, where does she live?
334
00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:15,536
Enough!
335
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,838
I got that much to do today, I--
336
00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:19,940
Stop lying!
337
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:22,610
She isn't dead!
She isn't even catholic!
338
00:13:22,745 --> 00:13:26,413
What kind of mother lies about
a kid's grandmother being dead?
339
00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:29,617
Well, she's dead to me.
340
00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:33,487
"what kind of mother?"
wow!
341
00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:35,622
The kind of mother
who didn't have one, I guess.
342
00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:37,157
Mom, please.
Please...
343
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:40,827
Mary: Oh...
344
00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:44,965
The only thing I ever wanted
to keep from you was pain.
345
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:48,302
My parents got divorced
when I was seven years old.
346
00:13:48,304 --> 00:13:52,773
The nuns looked at me like
I was the devil's own, which...
347
00:13:52,842 --> 00:13:54,575
I s'pose I was.
348
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,377
Mom, I'm sorry, I won't...
349
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:59,881
Oh, duckie, I don't want to be
the kind of mother who lies.
350
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:02,616
I had enough of that myself.
351
00:14:02,652 --> 00:14:04,452
♪
352
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,053
Mary: So...
353
00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:06,454
Mary: So...
354
00:14:07,624 --> 00:14:10,324
One day my mother
just packed a bag and left,
355
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,728
Like she was going to the store.
356
00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:15,329
I begged her to
take me with her,
357
00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:17,664
But she just pushed me down
358
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,067
And told me to stay where I was.
359
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,335
And told me to stay where I was.
360
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:25,172
And being a good girl,
I listened to her.
361
00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:28,542
I never saw hide nor hair
of my mother again.
362
00:14:28,611 --> 00:14:30,745
Adult mark: Looking atthe hurt in my mother's eyes,
363
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:35,716
I realized that some things stay buried for a reason.
364
00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:38,619
You want to know
where she is?
365
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:42,957
She married a clark
and she lives on forest road.
366
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:45,492
But... You said
never to go there.
367
00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:47,228
"nothing but skeets
and hussies."
368
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:50,163
I didn't lie to you about that.
369
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:53,033
♪
370
00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:54,835
You knew where she was
all this time
371
00:14:54,904 --> 00:14:56,703
And you never even called her?
372
00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:59,707
She's your mother!
373
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:02,843
I know when I'm not wanted.
374
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:06,847
Adult mark: If there was one thing I was good at,
375
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,150
It was making things worse.
376
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:10,985
Pop: Alright,
let it hit the bottom,
377
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,821
Bring it up a couple of feet,
and then start jigging.
378
00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:14,955
That's what I'm doing!
379
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,256
Jerk it!
380
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,892
Ya jerk,
don't you know anything?
381
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:21,061
I s'pose if brendan was here now
he'd just walk out on the water
382
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,064
And the fish would just
start jumpin' in the boat?
383
00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:25,132
Pop: Alright!
Oh...
384
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:28,936
Oh, you've got it caught on
the bottom, you bloody jinker!
385
00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:30,404
You're the one
with the jigger!
386
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:32,006
You know,
this was a mistake.
387
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,174
Here...
388
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:34,941
We can finally agree
on something for once.
389
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:38,679
[engine sputters]
390
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:41,748
Pop: Oh, jesus, now...
391
00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:43,818
It's completely seized.
392
00:15:43,953 --> 00:15:45,786
Ah, I can't move that.
393
00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:46,787
Can't you fix it?
394
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:48,121
Fix it?
395
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:50,490
I don't know anything
about boats!
396
00:15:50,526 --> 00:15:52,159
Mike sr: Well, what
are we gonna do now?
397
00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:54,028
We're drifting out to sea!
398
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:57,164
I suppose it's the critch curse,
finally caught up with us.
399
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,432
Well, it figures.
400
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,367
And the plot's full.
401
00:16:07,076 --> 00:16:09,610
Fox: That must be her.
402
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,445
Adult mark: I was laying eyes on my grandmother
403
00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:13,247
For the first time...
404
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:14,982
In a stakeout!
405
00:16:15,117 --> 00:16:17,785
Ritche: I bet those bags
are full of grandma stuff.
406
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,054
Like cookies and hard candy!
407
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,989
What are you gonna do?
408
00:16:22,124 --> 00:16:23,124
I'm going in.
409
00:16:23,259 --> 00:16:24,258
Fox: Wait.
410
00:16:24,393 --> 00:16:25,526
This doesn't feel right.
411
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,127
Ritche: What, are you crazy?
412
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,963
She's his grandma!
413
00:16:29,098 --> 00:16:31,799
She's gonna hug him
and feed him and kiss him.
414
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,200
Trust me.
415
00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:36,437
Not all families are like
the ones you see on tv.
416
00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:38,605
I'm not doing this for me.
417
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:41,007
I'm doing it for mom.
418
00:16:46,516 --> 00:16:49,883
[emotional music]
419
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,286
Mark sr.: When's
brendan's birthday?
420
00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:54,355
You don't know when your
own brother's birthday is?
421
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:57,291
October 2nd.
422
00:16:57,293 --> 00:17:00,494
And when's mine?
423
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:02,262
What?
424
00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:03,797
Oh...
425
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,701
In the summer.
426
00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:08,568
What?
427
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:16,176
Look, I was easier on brendan
428
00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:18,778
Because he needed me more.
429
00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:20,381
You were...
430
00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:23,884
You were more self-sufficient
and you didn't need me.
431
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,988
And now, I mean, do you know
how hard it is for a father
432
00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:29,924
To be dependent on his son?
433
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:31,058
Dad, it's not like that.
434
00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:33,093
I never had a father.
435
00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:36,696
I didn't know what
it was to be one.
436
00:17:36,732 --> 00:17:40,067
But seeing you with your boys...
437
00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:41,802
Now I know.
438
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,071
You are a great grandfather.
439
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,407
Ah, well...
440
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:50,978
Little mark, he's just
like you were at that age.
441
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,579
[sighs]
442
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:59,619
You know, maybe god
does give second chances.
443
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,588
I think I got something!
What do I do, what do I do?
444
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:02,722
Bring it up!
Hand over hand!
445
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,057
That's it, hand over hand!
446
00:18:04,093 --> 00:18:05,825
Come on, hand over hand,
you got it!
447
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:09,496
Mike sr: Ho-ho-ho!
Pop: Oh!
448
00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:10,631
We did it!
449
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:13,066
No, you did it.
450
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:14,901
Well done.
451
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:17,505
♪
452
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,039
[laughs]
453
00:18:19,108 --> 00:18:22,576
Pop: Oh!
[laughs]
454
00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:24,044
Look!
455
00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,078
Is you alright?
456
00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:27,181
Fine, thanks!
Movin' on!
457
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,382
No, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
458
00:18:28,384 --> 00:18:29,449
We need a tow!
459
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,784
Yeah, alright.
460
00:18:30,853 --> 00:18:32,619
The motor's
just a little trouble.
461
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,022
I could fix it,
but the lad here,
462
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,223
He's a nervous nelly!
463
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:38,325
[laughs]
464
00:18:40,496 --> 00:18:41,595
Adult mark: I had lost an uncle,
465
00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:45,799
And was about to gain a grandmother.
466
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,734
Oh, we don't donate at the door.
467
00:18:47,736 --> 00:18:49,603
Oh, johanna clark?
468
00:18:49,639 --> 00:18:51,004
Johanna: Yes.
469
00:18:51,073 --> 00:18:52,472
My name's mark critch.
470
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,608
Uh, we haven't met before,
471
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:57,444
But I believe I'm your grandson?
472
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,879
Husband: Who's at the door?
473
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,749
Just... Someone
looking for donations.
474
00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:03,483
Husband: Get rid of them!
475
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:04,685
What-- what do you want?
476
00:19:04,754 --> 00:19:06,754
Money?
477
00:19:06,756 --> 00:19:08,355
No, I just...
478
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:11,592
Wanted to meet you.
479
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:13,560
Well, you met me.
480
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:15,095
Husband: Johanna?
481
00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,297
Some things are better
left buried in the past.
482
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,132
I have a new life now.
483
00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:21,234
Don't come back here again.
484
00:19:28,678 --> 00:19:30,444
Adult mark: The door closed more firmly
485
00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:33,447
Than uncle brendan's coffin lid.
486
00:19:33,516 --> 00:19:36,784
♪
487
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:39,553
♪
488
00:19:39,622 --> 00:19:41,388
Adult mark: Mom had come looking for me.
489
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,656
And good thing, too.
490
00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:44,791
She had been hurt by her mother before,
491
00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:48,595
And this apple hadn't fallen far from the family tree.
492
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:50,797
You were right.
493
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:52,599
She doesn't want to know me.
494
00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:56,203
♪
495
00:19:56,338 --> 00:20:00,073
♪
496
00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,207
Fox: You okay?
497
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:04,211
Mark: [quietly]
yeah.
498
00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:07,814
[knocks loudly]
499
00:20:07,883 --> 00:20:10,217
Husband: Oh, for god's sake!
500
00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:14,421
Remember me?
501
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,024
No point digging up old bones.
502
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:20,360
You never even told him
about me, did ya?
503
00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:23,630
You old bat!
504
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,165
Hi, there!
505
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,167
I'm just her daughter
from the first marriage!
506
00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:30,570
Surprise, she's not
the vestal virgin you thought!
507
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:31,572
Have fun with that.
508
00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:33,940
Johanna: You little bitch.
509
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:35,642
No.
510
00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:37,610
It's critch.
511
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:43,583
♪
512
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,720
You know, you may not have
missed out on much with me,
513
00:20:46,756 --> 00:20:49,790
But you sure
missed out on my boys.
514
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:53,927
Well, that's your loss,
not theirs.
515
00:20:53,929 --> 00:20:57,864
Come on, kids,
we're going home.
516
00:20:57,933 --> 00:21:00,934
♪
517
00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:03,037
Adult mark: Every family has a story.
518
00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:06,273
Some say we're who we are because of who we come from.
519
00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:07,608
I disagree.
520
00:21:07,743 --> 00:21:10,677
We decide who we are and who our family is.
521
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,881
You live as long as you're remembered.
522
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:18,085
To me, my family will live forever.
523
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,620
♪
524
00:21:19,755 --> 00:21:23,457
♪
525
00:21:23,526 --> 00:21:27,828
♪
526
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:32,165
♪
527
00:21:32,201 --> 00:21:36,469
♪
528
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:40,641
♪
529
00:21:40,776 --> 00:21:44,311
♪
530
00:21:44,446 --> 00:21:49,048
♪
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