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Is that you, my Prince Charming?

You expecting someone else?

Oh, no, never.

You look amazing, baby.

But can I make one suggestion?

Sure.

I had a feeling that would be your suggestion.

Can you guess my next one?

You guessed mine.

I need your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to feel it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it.

I need your love.

I've got to feel it. Hold me close.

Big love, Joe.

Won't you go?

Let's cruise, go, go, go.

I want your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to want it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it. I need your love. I've got to love it.

So let it go.

Now watch grow.

I've got to heaven.

I need your love.

I've got to heaven.

I want your touch.

I've got to heaven.

This is Galactic Explorer 69.

My landing was successful.

Very well, 69.

For the sake of the Earthlings, I will call you Serena while you're on their

planet. As you wish, oh Supreme Mistress.

May I now learn the reason of my travels? Very well. You must proceed to

nearest populace. Once there, you have 24 earth hours to engage in their sex

secrets. The knowledge that you bring back to Deltan is imperative.

Without it, our civilization will not survive another light year.

I do not understand.

Don't stop fucking for the next... 24 Earth Hours. Oh,

I like that.

This is Serena signing off.

Who are you?

I'm Serena.

I come in peace.

Is this some kind of joke?

What is a joke?

It's nothing.

I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy.

Your friend?

Nice outfit, by the way.

Thank you.

That was a joke.

Another joke?

Do you Earthlings do this a lot?

Yes, we do, Serena.

So, where do you come from?

I come from Deltron, third planet in the first galaxy.

It is outside your solar system.

Of course it is.

So, like, what are you doing here?

I've come to learn from you Earthlings.

Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy.

I'm calling 911.

Is that another joke?

Hold on, let's just play along.

It's going to be fun.

So, Serena, do you have any special powers or...

Special powers. Yeah. Like, can you make yourself disappear?

Hmm. I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

Whoa!

That's unbelievable.

That's amazing.

May I begin learning now?

I don't know. May she?

Why the hell not, sir?

Really? Yeah.

It's a woman's prerogative to change minds.

That's why I love you, babe. Mm -hmm.

kitty kitty kitty

Come over here, my baby -kid -bang.

Oh, kiss your pink cat's paws.

And rub your belly with my cheek.

Oh, my allysand kitty.

Pussy, pussy, me -new.

My baby -kid -bang.

Pussy -kid -bang.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Pussy pussy bad man.

Oh pussy.

Pussy pussy.

Oh,

I love you, little big pussy.

You'll be here, my little kitty cat.

Oh, yeah.

Pussy pussy bang.

Pussy pussy bang.

Pussy pussy bang.

Pussy pussy bang bang.

Pussy pussy bang.

Look at those big green eyes.

And that cute little bird that keeps wetting us.

Come over here, baby pussy.

A game of catnip.

Aw.

That's it.

Bounce that furball and we have it up next. Come on here, Miles.

Bang and let's purr. Meow.

Bounce.

Bounce. Bounce.

Bounce. Bounce.

Thank you.

Oh, this is an emergency.

I must take this.

No.

No.

Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My servants were misbehaving again and I

to teach them a lesson.

You're the best teacher I know, Supreme Mistress.

Too bad it doesn't result in procreation.

Oh, you're so kind.

I just called to report back.

I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual intercourse, and it seems to be quite

gratifying. In fact, it's extremely exciting.

That's good news, Serena. And are you learning anything?

Oh, yes.

I've learned this thing called joking.

But I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Is that all you've learned?

I've also learned that the male species has something that gravely resembles our

communication devices.

Do you mean our dildometer?

Yes.

Only theirs are much larger.

Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they would need to be larger.

Until this morning, Supreme Mistress, neither could I.

Well, keep up the good work and get back to me when you've learned more.

Serena signing off.

Calls you a sweetheart, but naked, playing a pot.

40 men calls you a hooker, grabs a kitty, wants to fuck her. You want us,

not that way.

This old fart wants to be jaded today. Calling his dick a monster cake.

That crap shoot is a Hollywood show.

Kitties swine in a food zoo. So you run with the lesbo group.

You're as the dog sits at home while you're off.

fucking too long now you need a porno clip hot in

the morning you wish you'd lift your pinky toe then you call back busting out

that push -up bar let's do it right here

I need a shower.

Oh, is this clean up another one of those jokes?

Are you for real?

Yes, I believe I am.

Is this liquid used in clean up?

You want to find out?

I'll tell you.

Would you like to join us and clean up?

You really is a freak, isn't you?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Serena, just had your trick.

Very well.

How did you see that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here before Marcus does.

Thank you.

What are you doing here?

Help left 10 minutes ago. I know. He's at my place.

I told him I was going to get some booze.

Stop it. We can't. Are you sure?

I hate you.

I know.

You're damn right I don't.

I was born to suck.

Fuck until I'm sore.

I was born to suck.

Suck you like a whore.

Wants to be alive.

Wants to be alive.

Wants to be alive.

I was born to spread.

Now I make it on your bed.

I was born to make.

I was born to play.

I can't believe I let you do this to me.

Oh, right. So it's my fault.

Well, rubbing that weapon against my ass doesn't help matters.

You see, that's where you and I differ.

I think it helps greatly.

I want to get laid.

I thought you screwed that bouncer last night. You know, the one you have crush

on? I did, but that was like 12 hours ago.

God, Jen, you are such a slut.

I don't know, Tina. I think Jen just has a really healthy libido.

What does that mean?

She loves to fuck.

Oh, yeah. Now you're talking.

Let's go out for some pizza. I'd love to get my hands on that delivery boy.

Boy being the operative word.

He's like... 16 years old.

He's 18.

Birthday was last week, and I told Mom when he was legal, I had a present for

him. Oh, so you're ordering sausage.

You better believe it. And I'm getting some pizza, too.

Maybe that's Armando.

His name's Armando.

He sounds hot. I think we'll all order some sausage. I got dibs for this guy.

Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.

That sounds good.

I'm just around the corner in my place.

I'm with Allie and Tina.

Okay, we'll bring some tequila over, and we'll be there soon.

That was simple.

She invited us to her party, her and Mark's place.

Ooh, Mark.

I know, speaking of sausage.

Pussy.

Pussy.

Pussy. Pussy. Pussy.

Pussy.

Eat my rye.

Be my guy.

Grab my sex.

Yeah, that's triple S.

Hug my G.

Bull ride me.

Yeah. Blunt your sex.

Yeah, that's triple S. Blunt it, bitch.

Blunt it, bitch.

Say my sex.

Yeah, that's triple S.

With your stick.

Fuck like that.

Yeah, that's triple F.

Puffing hips.

At the base.

Mm, looks like friends.

Yeah, that's triple F.

Playing with poopy.

Get me juicy.

You'll go dead.

Yeah, that's triple F.

Fuck my haul.

With your paw.

Sounds like.

Aroma up, Joe.

Gifts with the hope.

More like that.

Yeah, that's triple A.

Cheap feet twice.

Gifts no thoughts.

A lot less friends.

Yeah, that's triple A.

Pay for you to watch that screw.

Hardcore friends.

Yeah, that's triple A. Got no doubt.

Hey, he wasn't kidding.

Anyway, you're not going to believe what I just found.

A spaceship.

Have we started drinking?

I'm serious.

What? I'll show you.

It's right over in the field.

Hey, y 'all. It's a spaceship. It's a spaceship.

See, I told you.

That's not real.

I don't think so. Did this chick at her place, Serena?

She was sent for another planet.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

No.

Because it's true.

You'll meet her.

Well, I'm a little disappointed then because I thought you lured me here to

advantage of me and now I see there's a real ship.

Well, I mean, the spaceship was the one thing I wanted to show you.

Really?

Well, let's go check it out.

How did you know how to get in here?

I just hit the side of the door and it opened up.

Well, since we're here, maybe we should make the most of it.

I like that idea.

Come here, fill in

my head.

Be just a drop

of blood.

Is that done?

Hypnotic touching me.

Hypnotic. Think so.

Hypnotic. Take me away.

Hypnotic. You felt so good.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Yeah, it's me.

Come over here.

You like what you see?

I don't think so.

Come

on,

dance.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to me.

That tree, that tree,

my tree, is that

dog?

Hypnotic dog.

Hypnotic dog.

Hypnotic dog.

Thank you. Thank you.

If not a

God.

Hi,

all. Hola.

Hey, girls.

Have you guys seen Tina?

My guess is she's just finishing up with lunch.

Sausage, I believe.

That would be my guess.

Oh, well.

I hope we see her soon.

That's a good chance.

Chances are excellent.

So,

Finn, turn this to your friend.

This is Serena.

He's from... Deltron.

The third planet in the first galaxy.

It's outside our universe.

He's been sent here to fuck Earthlings.

That's nice.

Todd, did you get an anatomy inspection?

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

Isn't that great?

Anyway, anyone want a drink?

No, I'm good.

No? No.

That's it. Did you get on any of the transactions?

Yeah. We had an amazing three -way.

So what about Ted?

Well, if you're asking me what I think you're asking me, Mark and Ted, they're

lot alike.

Ted is more like his big brother.

That's all I'm going to hear. Hey, Ted, I think I'll take one of those drinks

after all.

Did you say you wanted a drink?

Yeah, I did.

There you go.

I think you know what I actually really meant.

Oh. Oh, you wanted... Yeah. You wanted a drink.

This is the love. This is the love. This is the love.

Hey, honey, look what I ran into.

Right.

Anyway, get what I found.

Serena's spaceship.

You didn't destroy it, did you? Of course not.

Good, because I must leave in less than 24 Earth hours.

But we were just going to know you.

Mark, if the alien chick says she has to go, she has to go.

But we're having so much fun together.

I think...

We've been having a little too much fun, if you catch my drift.

Sounds like someone's jealous.

Jealous?

I have these puppies.

Do I look like I need to be jealous?

Stand straight, girlfriend.

Allie, let her go. Just let her cool off. Would you be like this?

Best thing is, let her cool off.

Well, I just want to make sure she's all right.

Wow, that must have been some drink.

Looks like Ted slipped you a Mickey.

Oh, that was no Mickey.

See you later.

Well, hi, everybody.

Who's the hot chick?

Tell her. Better yet, show her your little trick.

As you wish.

Oh, my God. How did you do that?

It was easy. Watch.

Oh, this is going to be good.

Hey, Dusty.

Are you ready?

Yes.

We'll see you next time.

Play balloons on couple brothels.

Stop. Baby.

Baby. Baby. Baby.

Baby.

Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby.

Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby.

Baby.

Bet you're not easy, won't you?

See, we don't care, me.

Bet you buy some, see.

Russian dicks and virtual diamonds.

Buy a nice closet for a girl.

That's fantastic, bling, yeah, see.

We're all for this, baby.

Baby. Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Hooker, roller, trucker, fucker.

Lift, hip, and triple, all three.

Murphy, Morty, Phil, and Andy.

Rub, ding, dum, rub, gee.

Cream, that's a baby.

Yummy, fuck, that's a baby.

Do it, fuck, that's a baby.

You have to be gay with your baby.

Stop it.

Fuck your baby.

Yes, you can.

Fuck your baby.

But that sexy, sweaty, horny old man.

Boobie, smoothie, teddy, pussy.

Peanut, puffer, boner, loner.

Slurdy fucker, tucker, motherfucker.

Lefty, bucky, luscious, rebel.

Wang, buddy, wendy, uh, me.

Ass, wendy, big, wendy.

Playful, little, couple, brothel.

No, baby.

Baby. Baby.

Baby.

Harder.

I don't want to squeeze that.

Russian dictum virtue time, man.

But not closet fall, girl.

That's because you blame yourself, baby.

Oh, baby.

I can't buy it, baby.

It's a little bit orangey, baby.

Dang it. God, baby.

A little bit.

Thank you.

I think maybe you're overreacting, sis.

Either way, that space girl's sleeping soon, and we won't have to deal with

I'm not worried about that, Allie. Mark and I, we're in an open relationship.

That's good.

No, it's not. I hate it. The only reason why I went along with it was because

that's what Mark wanted.

Didn't you screw Ted earlier?

Sometimes, it does have its benefits.

You mean, like now?

Mm -hmm.

Power of the Poop Day.

Power of the Poop Day.

Power of the Poop Day. Power of the Poop Day.

Power of the Poop Day. Power of the Poop Day.

Power of the Poop Day.

Power the pussy.

You're a sand wild loner. Power the pussy.

You're poppin' up boner. Power the pussy.

Wedding my lips.

Power the pussy.

Movin' my hips.

Power the pussy.

My rump is out.

Power the pussy.

You're giving a horny shout.

Power the pussy.

I give you a fuck out.

Power the pussy.

Help me no doubt.

Power the pussy.

Creaming your jeans.

Power the pussy.

Looking like a fiend.

Power the pussy.

You want a finger bang?

Power the pussy.

Let's work again.

Seabitch. Nippet.

Nippet.

Bucket.

Shove it.

Blunt it.

Ram it.

Bucket.

Power the pussy.

You flow in game.

Power the pussy.

I smile and bang.

Power the pussy.

Meet my pimp. Power the pussy.

I need my money wins.

I'd like to play a game that we play on my planet that I believe all you

Earthlings know called Spin the Bottle.

Oh, me?

Mm -hmm.

Why would you want me to spin your bottle?

Ted,

you have to kiss Verena.

Damn. I mean, that's it? I mean...

I mean... Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Just a kiss.

Yeah.

You want me to spin again? I can do that.

Anyone?

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Can we play?

Can I get the next spin? Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'm not.

Okay.

difficult.

Thank you.

I'm afraid I must go now, Earthling Mark.

My time's not up here, but I've learned all I need to know.

Do you really have to go?

The fate of my people depends on it.

Well, I hope your stay here helped you a little bit.

It most definitely has.

Oh, good.

Maybe you can teach the Deltron men whatever they need to learn so that you

save your civilization.

Oh, there are no men on Deltron.

Only women.

Only women?

Yes, Earthling Mark.

Do they, uh...

Look like you?

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, they are much more beautiful than I am.

Is that right?

Yes.

You know, you never really showed me the inside of your spaceship.

Would you like to see it?

I'd love to.

Nice.

So my only question is, do we have sex here or on our way to Beltran?

Is that?

hypnotic hypnotic hypnotic hypnotic hypnotic

hypnotic take me away

Hypnotic. You feel so good.

Can't you wait?

Or play?

Is that love?

Yeah,

it's me.

Come over here.

You like what you see?

Come on, Dan.

I think I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Hypnotica.

Who are you?

I'm Serena. I come in peace.

Hmm. I cannot do that.

But I can do this.

Whoa. That's unbelievable.

Hold

me

close.

Big love, Joe.

One for both.

How did you do that?

Doesn't matter.

Come on, get in here.

Thank you.

watch grow.

I want your love.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to pull it. I want your touch.

I've got to have it. I need your love.

I've got to pull it. I want your love.

I've got to have it.

Oh, yeah.

She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.

I really do not understand this joking.

That's okay.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Thank you, Earthling Ted.

Is she adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling Ted.

I've got you.

I've

got

you.

I cannot do that, but I can do this.

I wasn't kidding.

All right, let's see your audience.

for the next 24 Earth Hours.

Thank you.