Original subtitles

Hi, honey.

That does not look like fun.

No pain, no gain.

Don't they like a no pain, no pain plan?

I've got to get into shape.

I like your shape.

I want to fit in that wedding gown. I've got two weeks.

Oh, honey, not that old dress.

I thought we agreed you were going to wear something from this decade.

Jack, it was my mother's. It's important to me.

Speaking of important, I've got some papers I need you to sign here.

What are they?

Just standard forms dealing with investments, and I'm going to transfer

stocks.

Oh,

also, tonight I'm going to be a little late. Some of the guys from the office

are going to be taking me out for dinner.

If it's a bachelor party, you can tell me. Oh, it's not a bachelor party.

Oh, by the way, surprise.

Ciao.

Kim Koon, honey, thank you.

I got something for you.

I picked these up for you yesterday.

Thank you.

Handkerchiefs. They're monogrammed. Do you like them?

Yeah, this is just what I needed. Yeah.

Thank you, honey.

You know, Rosa made some breakfast.

Uh, I can't, honey.

Well, you could help me finish working out.

No, honey, watch out.

Let me get the sweater with my suit here, okay? Oh. I'd love to, honey, but

really running late, okay?

I love you.

Me too.

Did what?

Got Christy to sign the prenuptial agreement.

All for me, none for her.

And she signed this?

Well, she didn't know what she was signing. I told her they were investment

papers.

You're a real piece of work, Jack.

I have no idea why you turned me on.

Could it be my charming personality or my good looks or... I could go

on and on and on.

I imagine you could.

Excuse me, Jack.

Got a minute?

Sure, Howard.

Listen, I know this is bad timing with your wedding coming up, but I need you

go up to Las Vegas.

Wine and dine Ferguson a little.

Ferguson? Well, he's thinking about putting his account back in our hands.

I don't know why, after last year.

Yeah, somebody mishandled his funds, right?

Embezzlement might be a better word.

Yeah, I remember that. That was pretty bad.

Yeah, we still don't know what happened to that money.

Sir, you'd like me to go to Vegas?

Well, I don't know exactly when you'd be able to see him, but I figure we send

you up for two weeks, cover our bases, and the rest of the time would be yours.

You get back here the day before your wedding.

Can you swing that?

Sure, not a problem.

Are you sure? Because I can give it to somebody else.

Howard, it's just a wedding.

This is business.

That's what I like about you, Jack.

You'd sell your own mother to get an account.

Yes, I would.

It won't be easy.

Ferguson lost a lot of money with us last year.

I want this account, Howard.

All right.

Go to Vegas and get it for us.

When do I leave?

Tomorrow. And, Jack, good luck.

This could mean a promotion for you.

I ain't gonna see you for a minute, please.

You wanted to see me?

It's my schedule like this afternoon.

It's pretty open.

Lock the door.

Jack.

What? Don't you like me anymore?

I never liked you.

Really?

Look, Jack, I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and I just don't

we should be doing it.

Why not?

Because you're getting married.

Yeah, so?

Has Christy got any idea what a prick you are?

It's just money, that's all.

I care about you.

Don't, Jack.

Do you remember the Ferguson account?

Howard brought that up today.

That was you, Jack.

I had nothing to do with that. Well, my records show otherwise. They implicate

you.

This isn't funny.

Well, you did help a little.

And, um, that is a federal offense.

Are you trying to blackmail me? No, I was just bringing it up.

I don't care about Christy.

I care about you.

I will lock the door.

Let's get this over with.

You are such a romantic.

Cut the talk, Jack.

It's beautiful.

Does it fit yet?

It will.

You know, Jack doesn't think it's very fashionable.

Don't listen to him.

You're going to look wonderful.

Thanks, JJ.

Where is Prince Charming?

He's at work.

Where else?

You know, I didn't hear you come in.

Oh, Rosa let me in.

She won't go running.

Oh, I just finished working out. Maybe tomorrow.

In that case, you want to go lay out by your pool?

It's a gorgeous day out. And his truck is out there.

Whose truck?

Connor, your pool man.

He's not my pool man. Jack hired him.

Besides, don't you think he's going to get a little suspicious if every time he

comes to clean the pool, you suddenly need some sun on that alabaster skin?

Well, obviously, I need a tan.

You can't tell me you find him unattractive.

He's nice. He's a nice guy.

Nice?

Jack is a nice guy.

Connor's more the Greek God type.

I happen to think Jack's the Greek God type.

You are in love.

What's wrong?

I don't know. I think I pulled my back when I was working out. I'm just a

stiff. Lie down.

How do you always know the exact spots?

I'm a masseuse.

I'm paid to know the exact spots.

God, that feels good.

It's my three o 'clock. This will just take a sec.

David, it's JJ.

Yeah, we can make it later.

No, we can't make it dinner.

David, it's just a massage.

Yeah, I know I get paid a lot of money.

I'm worth it.

Can you believe it?

I have all these clients, wealthy clients, but they always want more than

massage.

How's your back?

Much better.

So you want to get down to the pool?

I think I'll take a shower.

Okay, I'll see you down there.

Yes, it is.

You know, I think I'm going to go call Jack. Would you like something to drink?

Yeah.

Connor, would you like something to drink?

Thanks. That'd be great.

Hi, Diane, it's Christy.

Is Jack there?

Hello?

Hi, I was just calling to tell you I'm thinking about you.

Honey, I'm in a meeting right now.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling. Well, I guess I'll just talk to you later then.

I was just having the most incredible dream.

About?

Three guesses.

I only need one.

Here, this will do you well. Oh, thanks.

Connor!

Thanks a lot.

Sure. How's the poll coming?

Pretty good.

Mr. Weiler asked for an estimate on resurfacing it.

Yeah, it needs it.

Excuse me, I hear the phone.

Yes, I put the flowers on hold.

I used your credit card.

It's Jack Wyler.

No, it's not in my name. Jack Wyler.

That's them.

Great, thank you so much.

She's really nice.

She's getting married in two weeks.

Yeah, I bet Mr. Weiler.

He's not so nice.

No, I don't suppose that he is, but he's lucky.

That was the florist. I got the flower arrangements I wanted. Oh, the white and

the pink.

I should get back to it.

Thanks again.

You want to hear something absolutely heartbreaking?

What?

Guy? Who's a crush on you?

JJ, don't be silly.

Oh, come on, Chris.

You telling me you wouldn't even think about some of that?

I'm telling you that I'm very much in love with Jack.

You also told me that Jack's idea of foreplay is reading the Wall Street

Journal. And he's very much in love with me.

Hmm.

Says you.

You're a little late.

I'm sorry. I thought I heard a noise.

Do you need anything?

No, I'm sorry we woke you, Rosa.

Good night.

Good night.

I ordered the flowers for our wedding today. They're so... I might be landing

this new account.

This guy named Ferguson is big.

That's wonderful.

But it means I have to leave for Las Vegas tomorrow.

And I'll be gone for about two weeks.

What about our wedding? Well, I'll be back the day before, I promise.

I'm really sorry, honey, but they wouldn't take no for an answer.

And this might be a promotion, but sometimes I just hate this job.

Oh, did you see the receipts?

What? The receipts for the flowers.

Yeah.

Oh, this wedding would be a great tax write -off.

Honey, is the caterer all set?

It's all set, honey.

Honey, about the reception.

What?

Now, come on, honey, what'd you say?

Well, it's just that I don't know half the people we invited.

Well, there'll be some business associates, a few clients.

I'll be able to get some work done.

It's our wedding. It's not a corporate cocktail party.

Honey, quit worrying. It's gonna be great.

What do you think?

It looks like FWP's up a few points. That's one of ours.

Not about that.

About this.

Whoa.

No.

If you don't like it, I can take it off.

Why don't I help you?

No, thanks, Rosa.

Yeah, thanks.

Honey, I think I'm going to meet JJ and go for a run.

I'll be going when you get back home.

Are you sure you don't need a ride?

That's okay. I'll get a cab.

I'm going to miss you while you're gone.

Just make it back in time for the wedding, okay?

Yeah, definitely, honey. I'll be back.

I love you. Yeah, I love you, too.

Be more careful next time, okay?

I'm sorry, Mr. Weiler.

What about me?

Please, I don't think... If you're looking for Christy, she won't be home

several hours.

No, I can't do this thing.

What thing? I just want you to drive me off. What's wrong with that?

Now?

Now that's not so bad, is it?

Yeah, what do you like?

You asked for an estimate on resourcing the pool.

I'm a little busy right now. I understand.

Jack actually said it would be a good tax write -off? The wedding?

Not exactly.

Then what exactly?

He said it would be a great tax write -off.

Are you sure you're ready for marriage?

J .J., I don't even think Jack can help it. He's just business -minded.

You know, he's actually done very well.

Well, your inheritance didn't hurt.

No, but he's great with money.

He handles everything for us. All of our investments.

We bought the house, the cars together, with his money, too.

You and Jack have been together a while.

Yeah, and we've been living together for a couple years now.

Are you happy?

Yeah.

Well, that's what counts, I guess.

So, what do you say we do five miles today, huh?

Sounds good.

Oh, my God, JJ. I forgot my running shoes.

Excuses, excuses.

Don't kill me. I'll run and get him. I'll be right back.

Don't start without me.

I still can't believe it.

Jack is a bastard.

I keep asking myself if I did something wrong.

Or maybe it was Rosa. Maybe she came on to him.

It takes two to tango.

But why?

We're supposed to be getting married in two weeks.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

Jack's on his way to Vegas.

What about Rosa?

I have to talk to her.

I just can't believe Jack would do something like this.

I swore to myself I'd never tell you this.

What?

Remember the birthday party Jack gave you last year?

Yeah.

I was in the kitchen getting something.

I don't know.

Someone grabbed me from behind.

I thought it was my date.

He pulled me back into him.

I turned around, and it was Jack.

He came on to me, Christy.

He was drunk, but still.

I couldn't believe it.

I resisted him, and then he got forceful.

I shoved him back and ran out of the kitchen.

That's when I left the party.

I wondered why you left so early.

He was drunk.

I never mentioned it. Maybe he doesn't even remember it.

Why didn't you tell me?

You're my best friend.

I didn't want to hurt you.

But, J .J., if you'd told me... My point is this.

You're saying you can't believe it.

I couldn't believe it at the time.

Well, believe it.

Well, I got a plane to catch.

Nice view.

Connor.

Rosa said I might find you out here. She told me about Jack.

Sunset's beautiful, isn't it?

Can I join you?

I'm sure you have better things to do.

Well, don't be too sure.

Do it yourself.

I'm sorry about your problems with Jack.

I don't have much, but if you need some help, just let me know.

Thank you.

That's what Jack told you.

I'm an illegal.

Mr. Weiler, he said he'd turn me over to immigration if I did not do these extra

services for him.

I understand if you fire me.

I am so sorry.

I'm not going to fire you, Rosa.

From now on, I don't want you to worry about Jack Wyler.

All right?

I don't remember ever seeing this. We never even discussed a prenuptial

agreement. But that is your signature.

Yes.

After you called, I did some investigating.

I don't think you'll be happy.

What do you mean?

Miss Taylor, how much would you say you're worth? I mean, total assets.

A couple of years ago, I received my inheritance.

Around two million dollars.

Most of that went into the house.

Checked the financial advisor, so he invested the rest of it for me.

We bought the BMW, the Barracuda.

When you say we, you mean you and Mr. Weiler?

I don't know about the investments.

But, Miss Taylor, the house and the cars are in Mr. Weiler's name.

That can't be.

We both paid for everything. I saw the ownership papers.

That's true. The original ownership papers were under both names.

But according to court records... Letters of transfer to Mr. Wyler's name

filed some time ago.

How could he do something like that?

It's impossible.

Have you ever signed documents at his request?

Sure. Did you read them?

No. Jack would explain them to me.

Do you have any more of those papers at your house?

He usually keeps everything at the office.

Well, I would gather up all the information you can and call me.

I have to warn you right now.

It's quite possible that Mr. Wyler now legally owns both your house and those

cars.

Oh, my God.

What have I done?

JJ, I'm gross.

There must be something we can do.

You know, I just want to get away from Jack. I want to get as far away as

possible. Yeah, but you can't do that without money.

Everything is in his name, but it's your money.

I don't want to hurt Jack. I just want what's mine.

What about credit cards?

I have some, but they're all in his name.

Perfect.

An ATM machine doesn't know the difference.

Would that be steely?

No, we're just getting back some of your money.

You know, I'm going to go to Jack's office and see what I can find.

Keep your head up.

We're going to get you out of this mess.

It's a lot easier with a key.

Diane.

What are you doing?

I left something here at the office, and Jack's out of town, so I

came by to get it.

What is it? I'll help you look for it.

You know, it's so late, and I'm sure you want to get home. I'll find it. Thank

you. It's no problem.

Diane, can I just level with you?

Go ahead.

I'm breaking up with Jack.

He's cheating on me.

Are you sure?

Yes, I saw him.

Christy, I don't know what to say.

He's sleeping with the maid.

What?

Rosa, our maid.

Evidently, it's been going on for a while.

Jack told her that he would turn her into immigration if she didn't sleep

him. She's an illegal alien.

Jack's been sleeping with your maid?

Yeah, and that's not all.

He's managed to steal a great deal of money from me.

So I came down here to try and find some papers that I signed regarding some

investments he made for me.

I can't find anything.

Can you help me?

Jack keeps a lot of that stuff on disk.

Top left on drawer.

It's locked.

I've got a key.

Look at this.

of Jack's investments.

I don't see your name on anything.

But those are my investments.

We can try and transfer the funds to your account.

Jack has all the bank accounts.

Open one for yourself tomorrow.

Give me the number and I'll see what I can do.

Meanwhile, let's take a look at Jack's bank account.

He has zero.

Are you a signer on the account?

Mm -hmm.

Good.

Tomorrow we'll close out all the accounts and try and transfer the money

name.

Why are you helping me?

It's about time Jack got a little taste of his own medicine.

And I wouldn't mind a little percentage.

Done.

Now, if we could only get a hold of those investments.

What else?

Let's see.

I've got an idea.

Jack flew out on royal air.

How about we cancel his return ticket?

I don't know how to thank you enough.

What's this?

You just thanked me.

You know, it's really late. I'm so wiped out from all this.

Why don't you go? I'll leave in a few minutes.

Well, good night and thanks again.

Don't mention it.

I'll just delete any reference to my name.

And replace it with Jack Wyler.

Now who's got who on the hook?

The Lone Jack.

I was just lying here thinking about you.

You thinking about me?

Constantly. Yeah, I meet the client tomorrow.

Yeah, I know, finally.

No, I'm having a good time. Except I lost all my money at the crap table.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, thank God for ATM machines.

Good luck.

I mean, good luck at the tables, honey.

Thanks.

Hang on, there's somebody at the door.

Yeah, it's just room service.

So is everything okay at home?

Everything at home is just fine.

Great.

I miss you, honey.

Well, I better let you get back to sleep.

Yeah, me too.

Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

Good night.

Wife?

Fiancé.

Is this for you?

Yes, it is.

All right, let's get started.

Ow!

Not too hard.

Hello. JJ, it's me.

No, it's Carol.

Oh, is JJ there?

No, she's out on a call right now. Something I can help you with?

I don't think so. Will she be back soon? Probably not, but may I take a message?

Tell her that I said, let's do it.

Gotcha. Good night.

what did she say she said let's do it okay

We have a slight little problem here. Your credit card's been declined.

Yeah, I'll try it again.

Pick a card, any card.

Good choice.

1 -800 -555 -6501.

Hello, I'd like to check the available credit on my card.

Account number 4327 -210 -821 -602.

Jack Wyler.

Expiration 1097.

That much?

Great. Thank you.

Next.

These are the soon -to -be -closed accounts of Jack Wyler.

I don't know, Diane. I've been thinking about this.

I don't think we should do it.

I'm just not interested in ruining Jack.

Let me give you something else to think about, Christy.

Jack and I.

You too?

It's not something I'm proud of.

Jack's also embezzling money from this company.

He's a bad person, Christy.

Let's ruin him.

I can't believe you were selling his car. That is so cool.

Yep.

Take a look.

67, classic Barracuda.

$15 ,000. That's a deal.

Jack loves that car so much.

Hey, take a look at this.

Experience therapeutic and healing hands. Full body relaxation massage.

Call Natasha 24 hours a day.

24 hours a day? Keep reading.

Fulfill your fantasy. Receive a sensuous massage from a perky college

cheerleader. Rubbed the wrong way.

Warm hands, warm heart, and hot oil. The goddess of exotic full -body massage

will rub you right.

This is hysterical.

How hysterical would $1 ,000 a massage be?

What are you talking about?

I have a wealthy client list just begging for a service like this.

Why don't we provide it?

Do you know what you're saying?

It would just be for a few nights.

Where? Your house.

You've got the space.

Oh, no.

No, I can't do anything like that.

You wouldn't have to.

I could recruit some help.

How? I could find a few professionals who'd be interested in making some

JJ, it's illegal.

It's $1 ,000 a massage.

I have a client list of over 100.

I don't know.

Well, think about it.

Can I help you? Hi, we're here to see JJ.

Uh -huh.

No, what do you mean my account is closed?

No, that's impossible.

Because I didn't close it.

Do me a favor.

Humor me, okay? Please, check it again.

Yeah, I'll wait.

Um, so I guess JJ's filled you in.

Sounds like fun and a whole lot of money.

I'm sure this is a stupid question, but do you have any credentials?

You're looking at them?

Miss Taylor.

Call me Christy, please.

Christy, we won't let you down. We're all pretty good at what we do.

If you have someplace private, I can show you how good I am.

Oh, no, that won't be necessary. I believe you.

We're in sales business.

And we have a lot of experience.

Very few complaints.

Uh, excuse me, there's a gentleman at the front door here to see you about the

car. Thank you, Rosa. Would you tell him I'll be with him in a moment, please?

Okay.

If you would excuse me, I, um, I'm trying to sell this car.

The classic Barracuda with the for sale sign?

Yes. Must be worth $20 ,000.

I'm asking $15 ,000.

We could get you 20.

We're in sales, remember?

Oh, this I gotta see.

Hear about the car?

Uh -huh.

What's your name?

Bob.

Come with me, Bob.

Now, you look like the kind of guy that belongs in this car.

It's so sleek and sexy, don't you think?

And, Bob, this baby's got power.

It's only $20 ,000.

Wait a minute. The ad in the paper said $15 ,000. Oh, that was a mistake.

Listen,

are we going to stand around here and argue, or are you going to take us for a

test drive?

Will you take a check?

Yeah.

They're great.

They're hired.

By this way, sir.

Just where did you find the Ferguson disc?

I was just cleaning up. It fell out from underneath one of the drawers.

Jack's not in any trouble, is he?

When he calls in, you tell him to get his ass back here.

What about Mr. Ferguson?

I've already alerted Ferguson not to meet with Jack.

There must be some explanation.

When he gets back here, he can explain it to the police.

Hi, we're not in right now, but please leave a message.

Christy, it's me again. I've left about eight messages.

I'm having major problems, and I need to talk to you right away.

Call me. It's urgent.

Jack Wyler's office.

Yeah, Diane, it's Jack.

Something really weird is going on here.

Is everything all right?

No, Diane.

Everything is not all right. My credit card's being denied.

My bank accounts have all been closed.

Did you say your bank accounts are closed?

Yeah, you heard I said closed.

Oh, dear.

Yeah, so I don't have any money. I can't pay for my hotel room, and I haven't

eaten since yesterday.

Are you okay?

No. No, no, no. Ferguson just canceled our meeting.

That's terrible, Jack.

And now Howard refused to take any of my calls.

Oh, Howard left a message. He wants you back here ASAP.

Diane, I want you to look into it.

Because I am going to have somebody's goddamn ass for this.

There must be some mistake.

Yeah, make sure that you wire me some money here to the hotel.

Yeah, Diane, make sure that it gets here today.

Yeah, today.

Okay.

Bye, Jack.

I'd like to wire transfer someone some money.

How much?

One dollar.

No, you heard me correctly.

One dollar.

What do you want?

Right here is fine.

That's all of them.

Thanks.

Need anything else?

No, I think we're doing fine.

Rosie, need some help with those?

No, thank you.

Well, it looks like you guys are going to have a pretty big party tonight.

Actually, it's more of just a get -together.

I like to go to parties.

Connor, I don't think this is the type of party that you think it is.

What do you mean?

You're not going to, uh... Absolutely not.

It's old JJ's idea.

I'm just going to be sort of like a hostess.

Christy. I'm sure it sounds bad, but it's only for a couple of nights.

Connor, Jack took me for almost everything I had.

I'm just trying to get some of it back.

I just don't want to see you get into trouble.

That's what I need, another night in shining armor.

It's just that I could get serious about someone like you.

Someone like me or me?

Hello, thanks for holding.

Uh, yeah,

I want to change my return ticket.

Yeah, I want to leave tomorrow.

Yeah,

Wyler, Jack Wyler.

What do you mean?

What do you mean it's been canceled?

No, no, by who?

No, no, I did not. That was not me.

Look, lady, where is my goddamn ticket?

Yeah? Well, I think there's a goddamn good reason for this goddamn language.

Yes, I... Hello?

Hello?

God damn it!

You're taking cigarettes.

I just thought I'd straighten up a little bit.

Rosa seems really busy.

It's okay, JJ. He knows everything.

Great. Look, we need to get someone to help us out with the money.

Do you know anyone who's good with figures?

You know, I think I just might know someone who will.

That's the guy.

That's the guy that dipped me. Is that right?

Yeah, I can explain everything.

Well, you better try.

Shit. Hit him again, babe.

Diane,

thanks for coming. I brought my calculator.

Great. Go on up.

Pleasure doing business.

We run a good, clean place here.

We can't have this, Mr. Wyler.

What? I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Now.

I'm sorry, I can't do that.

Because I don't have any goddamn money!

Okay?

No, you patient. Wait.

Someone is wiring me some cash.

Oh, yes, that's right, your wire.

I have it right here.

A

dollar.

Yes, Mr. Weiler, someone wired you a dollar.

This is a joke, right? You're joking. I'm afraid not.

Am I to understand you do not have the funds to pay for your stay with us?

I'll get you the money.

That won't do.

What are you going to do?

Throw me out?

I'd like to propose a toast.

Here's to all of you, and here's to a successful and fun evening.

Here you go.

Your missus tonight will be Gina.

Gina, this is Lee.

Hi, Lee.

Please, come with me.

My pleasure.

How are you?

Incredible.

Gina, I have someone that you should meet.

Right this way.

Hey folks, doing tonight?

Great. Enjoy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Make yourself comfortable.

Ten.

Are you ready? Yeah

What can I get you?

Champagne?

Vodka, tonic, whiskey, sour?

Yes.

What do you recommend?

Definitely a kiss.

Well, then that's what I'll have.

How's that?

Ah, my back feels great.

Let's work on your spine.

Oh.

Dang.

Maybe I've come at a bad time. No, not at all.

I've got bad news about the house.

It's definitely owned by Jack.

Robert, I paid... We'll take him to court.

All right.

Christy, what's going on here?

Oh, maybe you need a drink, Robert. No, no, I can't stay.

Well, hi there.

Hi.

One glass of champagne.

All right.

You like this one?

You come here often?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Right there.

Why did I do that?

What the hell is this?

Stop it!

What the hell is this?

All right, Christy.

First!

What the hell are you looking at?

What are you doing?

I'm having a party.

Do you have any idea of what I have been going through?

Yes, I do.

What do you mean you do?

I don't believe this!

Believe it.

You goddamn bitch!

Back off.

Boy, you want some of this?

Honeymoon is over. What do you mean?

I mean I never want to see you again.

You need me.

You're nothing without me. You're wrong.

Chrissy.

So this is where my money went.

You think Mr. Poolboy here is going to take care of you?

I can take care of myself.

That's him, Lieutenant.

Howard?

What are you doing here?

A better question would be just what are you doing here, Mr. Weiler?

I didn't have anything to do with this.

Well, who owns this house?

Oh, we do? Her and I.

Excuse me.

I represent Miss Taylor, and I can assure you that Mr. Jack Wyler is the

owner of this house.

Well, just what kind of a house are you running in, Mr. Wyler?

I think that should be fairly clear, Detective.

Howard,

I don't have anything to do with this.

We're here to arrest you on embezzlement charges.

We weren't expecting any of this.

Embezzlement?

We'll be calling this in. You all have about 15 minutes to clear out. I suggest

you do.

Officer, I just wanted to let you know that there are several members of law

enforcement upstairs.

Fine. I expect you won't be in business tomorrow?

Howard, what are they talking about? Embezzlement?

Ferguson is pressing charges.

And so is our company.

You have the right to remain silent.

Oh, shut up.

Why?

Why?

Jack, don't bother to waste your one phone call on me.

I'll be out of town.

Bitch.