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Hey there, stepdaughter.

Hey. All right. I just want to go over a quick checklist before Jack and Hazel

come over just to make sure we have everything going for the game, okay?

We have snacks. We have the popcorn out. We have the TV going with the game on.

People are wearing our lucky jerseys. You can't definitely forget those.

Looks like we have everything all set for the game.

Now we should just wait for Jack and Hazel to come and hopefully get here

Okay, great.

You know?

Jackson is definitely not winning this year. There's no shot they're winning.

Yeah, you're right. We're definitely on a winning streak lately.

Yes, we are. We definitely got this in the bag this year, for sure.

I'm so excited.

Oh, same here. I mean, last year they killed us. Hopefully this year we take

finals.

I guess I'll go get that then. All right, no problem.

Oh, look who it is. It's the losers today, huh?

I don't want that.

We'll see about that later, huh?

Hey, you guys got the winning jerseys on?

Yeah, these are our lucky jerseys. Are they really that lucky?

They'll be lucky today.

Is she wearing anything underneath that?

I don't know.

Jack, what is that?

This is part of our tradition, man. This is our wedding ritual.

This is one of them anyways, but yeah, this is, this is, I mean, I never wear

pants. I mean, that's why my team always wins. I get it. But like your

stepdaughter, right?

I don't know if that's going to work. You have your stepdaughter like naked

underneath that though. Like that's a little weird. Don't you think?

No, no way. How many layers? Yeah, exactly. How many layers of clothes does

have on?

All right. I mean, whatever.

I mean, at least, you know, we got our jerseys on. We're going to, we're going

to win today. Okay.

Okay. All right. Well, the game's going to start. So let's, how about we sit

down? Okay.

Let me turn up the volume a little bit.

Come on, let's go.

Puck's about to drop.

Yeah. Are you ready for this game, Jack, or what, huh? Yeah, I'm ready.

It's going to be just fun with you, man. I'll tell you what.

I don't know about that. I think we're going to win today. I feel a little bit

lucky today.

Do you feel like putting a little wager on that maybe or something?

Hey, you know what? Fuck it. Why not, huh?

I'll pick up something nice. Okay. We'll see.

Hey, let's go. Come on.

Hazel, come to the kitchen with me.

I have something in the oven. I want to check on it.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, man, I can't wait. This is already a good game, huh? Yeah, it's just an

action pack so far.

Okay, I need to talk to you.

What was that all about?

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

The way that you're touching yourself, looking at my dad.

What was that about?

I mean, you know I like them.

It just looks really good in this jersey.

Okay, well you're gonna make this game really weird.

I'm trying to.

I mean, like, you could flirt with my dad if you wanted. I know you like him.

What?

Yeah.

How do you know I like your dad?

Well, I'm not stupid.

I see the way you look at him sometimes.

Okay, whatever.

Come on, we gotta go.

I bet you're losing.

Nice. There we go. That's it. Hit him into the board.

We're doing good, sweetheart. Yeah. I think our rituals decided to pay off.

Yeah. Let's go.

Come on.

Ready? Here it comes. Ready, ready, ready?

Yeah.

How many points up are we?

Oh, Laura had three right now.

We got it.

We got him on the run now. Yeah.

All right, ready?

Here it comes.

Yeah, ready, ready, ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Woo!

What? What are you doing? Oh, this is old. It's part of our ritual. I went

ritual. Yeah.

What? No, no, I'm just, you know, I thought most people have normal rituals.

Yeah, that's a little weird.

I mean, no weirder than you growing out that crazy beard of yours. I mean, you

look like a homeless person. I mean, that's pretty normal.

Thank you, daughter.

I'm just saying, no, I'm just, no, no weirder than what you guys do.

It's not weirder if we're winning, right?

Right. I mean, watch it. Watch it.

See the score, okay? See it's coming?

Watch it. Okay, so we're going to do this again. I'll show you.

Ready? Ready?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It works. You can't argue the results, man. I mean, you know, my beard's going

to eventually work. We're going to definitely score because my beard's

okay. Yeah, well, you do your thing, meanwhile.

Me and Hazel will do ours, and we'll see who wins at the end of the day.

Come on. Come on, beard.

Let's go, beard.

Yeah. Let's go, beard. Rub my beard. Rub it. Rub it. Rub it.

Rub my beard, Jordan. There we go. Yeah, that's it.

Okay.

I feel pretty confident right now. Yeah, you know what?

Let's see how confident you feel. How about if we win, you two will be our

slaves.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. I mean, my laundry done, folded, washed, all that. You know what? If we

win, you'll be our slaves. My car's pretty fucking dirty out there. I need

someone to wash it. How about that, huh? Okay,

let's go.

Yeah, yeah, that. There you go, yeah.

Girls?

Yeah. All right.

Let's see. Come on, let's go, let's go. If we win, I get to fuck your dad.

Okay, well, if our team wins, you can never fuck my dad.

We're definitely winning.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on.

We have to win.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah,

come on, come on, come on, come on.

There's no way your creepy rituals are working, man. No way.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, we don't kill you. You can't argue with success, buddy. There's no way that

works.

It does.

Every time, man. I'm telling you. This is what we do at home all the time.

week. We sit around and watch a game and go.

Ain't that right, sweetheart?

That's why our team always wins. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice. I'm going to go get a drink. Okay.

Sounds like we're losing over here.

You know what? It's not over yet, all right?

Come on. We're down by two.

Let's go. Let's go.

We really got to win that. We do. We got to do whatever it takes to win. Come

on. Let's do this.

Yeah, no, I don't think it's going to happen. I'm not going to be your slave.

Not today, you two.

All right.

Here we go.

Let's do this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, now we've only got my one.

Yeah, yeah, it's a fluke.

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. It's not a fluke, all right?

Let's go.

Let's go.

It's tied now.

I told you. What happened? I didn't see. We scored, man.

Let's go. Let's go.

We're tied now. We got this in the bag. That's it. Let's do this for sure. Come

on.

Okay. It's working.

It's working.

Okay.

Are we still up?

We're up by one now.

We're winning.

I don't even know what's happening.

I can't understand what's going on here.

No, we're gonna win.

We're still up.

No, we're up. I won now. No.

Uh -huh. We were. No. Yeah. Yes, we are.

Uh -huh.

I didn't even see what happened. I was distracted, I think. Okay. I know how to

make sure we're gonna win.

Who scored?

Who made Harvey score? Did you know that? Yeah!

It's coincidence, right?

There we go.

All gone.

You shouldn't see me like this.

Oh, man.

Oh,

my God. We're about to score. Yes, yes. Oh, yes, we

scored. Woo!

Oh, my God. What?

We're about to score. Oh, yeah. There we go. There we go. Yes!

Yay! Yes!

Oh, it's working.

Oh, it's really working. See?

Oh. We're doing so good.

Oh, that's not good.

Oh,

that's not good. Oh, that's not good.

Oh,

that's not good.

we're doing this.

But this is working for our team, though.

Oh, God.

These two do this often?

Yeah, every game.

I mean, that's why we're winning a team every season, right?

Oh, sorry. I think this year we're going to beat you.

I don't know about that.

Maybe we'll see how loyal fans we are, right? I mean, we're doing the same

creepy ritual thing, so...

Give me your hand.

Jason, score.

What? All right, give it away.

Okay. Oh, my.

Okay.

Thank you.

oh my god oh my god we're almost we're almost damn it we almost scored

I don't want my dad to live.

You can lay down.

Hey, man, do you want to maybe just move my daughter over there, please?

Just a little bit.

Just a little close.

There's only so much room on the couch.

Just a little close.

So there you go.

Just a little bit.

It's fine.

Just a little bit.

It's just me.

It's so long.

There you go.

There you go.

Are you okay?

Where are you going to go first?

I'm really close to my dad's way.

Just don't look at me. It's okay.

Okay.

She's so, so close.

I mean, me and Hazel are very close this way. I mean, we're just going to look

in different directions this time.

Yeah.

Okay. I guess.

I'm not. I'm just, you know.

Just think about winning.

I'm tired, honey.

I know. It sounds like I'm going to win.

Yeah, maybe it's just a little fog.

That works.

That works.

Look.

Okay, I'm just not going to look at you, okay? I'm trying not to.

Just put it right there.

Put it right there, honey.

Sounds like we're going to win.

I mean, it's hard actually right now, so, you know.

Gross.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I wasn't so bad.

Yeah, I didn't see that, honey. Okay? Are you sure?

Do it again.

What are you looking at?

I'm not looking at anything.

Time starts at 4.

You're just like right there, baby.

I wish my dad wasn't here.

Honey, I'm not here.

A little space?

Yeah, can you get a little bit of space here, guys?

I mean, it's a small coach.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's right there.

Yeah, it's a little weird. She's right there.

I mean, she's like right there getting fucked.

It's just, you know.

I'm good.

I'm good.

Just a second.

Just a second.

That's it. That's it.

Oh, fuck you.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Are you okay down there?

I'm good, thanks.

Put it back in.

Honey,

I'm so sorry. It fell.

I mean, you can't move her anywhere else.

It's not that weird. She's just right there.

Come on here.

We're close, family.

No.

It's not that weird.

It's not weird.

Does it look like I'm okay in this? I can't go anywhere else. Where do you

me to go?

They have us trapped.

Look at the evil grins they have.

I know what you guys should do.

What? What do you mean? Just focus.

What? Come on, it's not weird.

What? Come on, you gotta break the ice just a little.

Oh my god, we scored!

Yes!

I mean, we scored!

What? Yeah.

Yeah, come here. What are you doing?

I'm a fun side illusion.

What? Come on, get up.

You go over there with your dad.

Come here.

Let's turn around.

There.

There we are.

Oh, that's funny.

There we go. There we go.

You know, it's not really for you two to start your own little traditions.

You can catch up. Yeah.

Or you're just going to be our slaves, remember?

Yeah. I mean, it's funny. I mean, we did score.

Yeah.

I really want to win this game.

Alright, yeah, yeah.

That is... You're right.

There we are.

Come on, guys. Let's score. Let's score.

No, no. Don't give up. Don't give up.

Oh, shit.

You scored again.

Look at that.

That's not fair.

Yeah, that's... Hey.

You have a fair shot.

Yeah, no one's holding you back.

Thank you. Thank you.

You want to try that?

Or... Maybe you want to maybe...

Start slow, guys. Maybe just start slow.

There we go.

It feels weird.

I mean... Do you feel weird? A little bit, but... Every time you've done this,

you've scored, so I mean... I really want to beat them.

I really need my car washed.

Yes, we scored again!

What the fuck?

It's working.

Okay, yes, that's it.

That's it. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God. He stole a pass.

Yes, he scored.

Yes. Yes.

Okay.

That's it.

Keep going, honey.

Keep going, honey. No.

Keep going. Keep going.

That's it.

He scored again.

It is, but... I mean, we just stole another pass.

We're on a breakaway?

I mean... Yes, we scored!

We scored!

Yes! It's working!

That's it. I mean...

Yeah, we're winning now.

We're winning again.

We're not going to be their slaves.

That's it. No way.

That's it.

That's it.

We're up now, honey. All right?

Let's just do it for the team.

That's it

We're

winning

Let's score.

Come on, keep scoring.

He's just throwing to the pass. Yes, let's go.

Score!

Woo!

That's it. You can't lose his bet.

You can't lose his bet.

Oh, shit, you scored!

Oh, shit, you scored! Yeah!

It's a fucking tie!

What the hell?

With nothing left?

Oh, it's a... It's a tie.

What the fuck?

Damn. We did all this for nothing?