Original subtitles

Wh-What did you just say?

I said make the contract.

Th-That means...

I'm ordering you to kiss Muneakira.

A-Are you kidding? Why would you do something so lascivious?

Onii-sama genuinely wants to get rid of us.

Even me, his little sister.

If you don't want to die, you must fight.

That's all there is to it.

We'll discuss it with Muneakira.

Please wait!

You don't want this? Then leave this dojo.

If you value your safety, then that is the best plan.

It's your choice, though.

You must decide before tomorrow morning.

Ohii-sama!

We don't have the luxury of arguing during a fight anymore.

There was a message from Ooedo.

In one week, Onii-sama will be returning from France.

There's no time for us to dawdle around. Decide by tomorrow morning.

All right?

Th-This isn't good...!

mirai gensei tsuka no ma no ai wa setsuna sugiru

Love is too sad in a fleeting moment, now or ever

未来 現世 束の間の愛は切なすぎる

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

tada chiisana hana kaze ni utare tobasarenai you ni ne

Little flower, be sure you don't get blown away by the wind

ただ小さな花 風に打たれ 飛ばされないようにね

kono mi wa towa no tabibito

I'm eternally a traveler

この身は永久の旅人

Last vision for last

All day long

kuchizusamu

I mumble

口ずさむ

tanjyun na

Simple

単純な

omoiyari

Consideration

思いやり

Send me truth

nukumori wo dare to wakatsu no?

Who will you share your warmth with?

温もりを誰と分かつの？

midasareta yume no himitsu wo kaeshite

Give me back the secrets of this disordered dream

乱された夢の 秘密を返して

kokoro de nagashita namida no aji

The taste of tears flowing in my heart

心で流した涙の味

tsumetai razuberi- ni

As if to a cold raspberry...

冷たいラズベリ に

HURFDURFーHURFDURF

hirihiri to amai yo...

it's sweet and stings...

ひりひりと甘いよ…

yakusoku shita hazu

We were supposed to have promised

約束したはず

Hey!

matte tsuka no ma no ai wa setsunakute

Wait! Love is sad in a fleeting moment

待って 束の間の愛は切なくて

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

ano kirei na hana arashi no naka

That pretty flower in the storm

あのきれいな花 嵐の中

chirasarenai you ni to

Saying "please don't let it scatter",

散らされないようにと

furueru koe ga kienai

that shaking voice won't disappear

震える声が消えない

They're totally looking down on us.

They're treating me like a traveler stopping by...

No, a pet dog!

All right.

Stand up, maidens!

This is a power struggle!

Now is the time to fight!

How about the three of us band together to defeat Yukimura for power, victory, and triumph!

Let's talk somewhere else.

Maybe in the empty shed out back.

Yeah, it's too noisy in here.

Noisy...?

I blindly jumped out of Yonezawa, so I can't just go back empty-handed...

Oh, it's Gutsugutsu-san!

Do you know what's for dinner today?

Here's a hint: it's something you really like, Gutsugutsu-san!

What's with the bags?

Are you leaving?

You're going back?

N-No!

I was just letting my bags out to dry in the shade!

Oh, that's good.

I thought you were going back to the country since your doggy house blew up.

I told you it's a cottage, not a dog house!

It's okay, Onii-chan will fix your doggy cottage.

He's amazing! He can fix everything in a week no matter how broken it is!

Gutsugutsu-san!

What's wrong?

Gutsugutsu-san...

Gutsugutsu-san!

Wh-What is it?

Were you listening to Jyuubei?

I don't have a choice. I have to do this!

The current power diagram shows that I'm in the very bottom layer.

However!

If I kiss him and get the power of a master samurai, I'll be on the same level as Yukimura.

No, I might even surpass them!

Doing it will be embarrassing for a moment, but not doing it will be embarrassing for the rest of my life!

In that case...

They totally ignored me!

Kissing Practice

Kissing Practice

No!

I-I'm sorry, I just...

Next time... I'll get it next time!

So just one more time... okay?

This will be the fifth time...

Seems like we both have our troubles.

The General's Feelings

The General's Feelings

We must be horrible masters.

Indeed.

If Matabei kisses him and doesn't become a master samurai...

If she doesn't have the required quality, are you going to chase her out?

What about you?

Geez!

Sen.

What do you think about both of us having the quality?

There hasn't been a single one for over 20 years.

But we were able to gain it in this short period of time.

Doesn't it seem a little too convenient?

You're right...

Yeah.

You're lowly in birth, upbringing, and the three sizes, yet you have the quality to become a master samurai.

It's strange no matter how I think of it.

I'm not talking about that!

In other words!

This is what I'm thinking!

Hot!

It's eatin' time!

Just a moment.

I want to talk to you two about something before we eat.

We are talking about none other than you.

Yes you, Muneakira.

Me?

Your contract may change the person you kiss into a master samurai,

regardless of whether she has the needed quality or not.

No way, I've never heard of that.

I've never heard of a commoner having the power of a general, either.

In order to confirm the extent of your power,

I want you to make a contract with Matabei and Hanzou.

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

I guess I have no choice.

The phenomenon concerning the master samurai is a matter of national security.

I, Kanetsugu, am a very patriotic samurai,

so I will cooperate with you because there's just no other option!

However, there are a few conditions!

One!

Secure a place for me to live immediately!

Two!

How many times have you ignored me?

All right.

I'll ask Hanzou and Matabei-san from my end, too.

That's not right...

Kissing someone when you don't even love them?

That's not right!

Between a general and samurai, it doesn't even matter if they love or hate each other!

A real contract doesn't include kissing.

The chosen general and samurai-

Onii-chan, you idiot.

It's good because it's a kiss.

It has to be a kiss!

A contract is not what you are thinking of.

It's a ritual, done with strict procedures.

That's not right. That's different.

Jyuubei, why are you stuck on kissing and the love they share?

I don't know.

I don't know, but it's not right!

What is it?

An enemy?

Jyuubei?

This aura is...

Muneakira, where are you going?

Onii-chan...?

Don't, Muneakira!

It's dangerous to go alone!

It's the same as that time, the same as with Jyuubei!

Onii-chan!

An eyepatch...?

Don't!

Jyuubei...?

Don't...

Don't kiss that person!

The Next Morning

The Next Morning

Changing Room

Changing Room

Good morning, Master.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were there!

It's all right, you may do as you wish to my breasts...

Master, you may fondle and touch and pinch them any way you want...

Of course, you can sandwich things with them too.

Sandwich? Sandwich what...?

I could hardly sleep because of that woman...

Naked girls keep falling from the sky.

What is wrong with this country...?

The world's coming to an end...

Muneakira...

What are you...

Wh-What are you sandwiching...

I'm not sandwiching! I just got sandwiched!

Muneakira!

Muneakira!

Hey! Wait!

No Regret of Corporeal Life!

Graceful Elegance!

N-No way...

Punishment

Punishment

What's with that woman?!

Accepting her without doubting her at all just because she's also a Yagyuu...

There's a limit to how careless you can be!

I am Yagyuu Gisen.

Nice to meet you.

Yagyuu?

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

What's with that woman?!

Just remembering makes me angry.

Accepting her without doubing her at all just because she appeared the same way as Jyuubei...

There's a limit to how careless you can be!

Unfortunately, it seems as though I have forgotten everything other than my name.

By the time I noticed, I was in Master's arms...

That's not good.

You should stay here until your memory returns.

You're going to let this really suspicious person...

Live here with us?!

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Just remembering makes me angry.

You even start saying things like that...

You weren't being cautious at all!

There's a limit to how careless you can be!

I thank you for your generosity.

I couldn't possibly call this repayment, but you may use my body, from top to bottom, as you wish...

Master.

That woman's crazy for sure!

You can't let your guard down ever, Muneakira!

Do you understand-

Muneakira...!

Muneakira...!

Muneakira, where the hell are you?!

Come out already!

That bitch...!

Why in the world are you-

You may not have a chance later, so how about you do your business now?

You don't have to worry.

Wh-Why are you stripping?

If you order it, Master, I will not hesitate to help you urinate.

How could I make you help me with that?!

Really?

Generally, I heard that men are somewhat sadistic while women are somewhat masochistic.

In other words, it means it's all right to make me do somewhat disagreeable things.

Well then, excuse me.

Where are you?!

Muneakira!

Here?

Gonna fuckin' kill!

Muneakira...

You...

You were sandwiching it again...?

I told you I'm not sandwiching it, I'm getting sandwiched!

Not once, but twice...

Unforgivable!

Hey!

No Regret of Corporeal Life!

Graceful Elegance!

N-No way...!

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Punishment

Blasting Flash!

Twirling Ascension!

Thanks to her, nobody's focused on us making contracts.

Oh, you two have returned?

What is it, what is it?

What can you see? Show me too!

Give me some space!

Please be quiet!

And you still say you follow the ways of Yamato Nadeshiko?!

Aren't you embarrassed?

No, serving the master is the greatest joy of a slave.

Calling yourself a slave... unconscionable of a samurai.

You two are slaves of your master, just like me.

What?

Slave

Slave

Slave...?

You loyally sacrifice yourself for the master you made the contract with.

The relationship between a general and a samurai is no different than a contract of slavery.

That is what I think.

How rude!

You've just spit on the pride of all samurai.

I hope you aren't thinking you'll get away with this!

Don't kiss that person!

Why did I say that?

Is Jyuubei a mean girl?

I need to be friends with her, right?

Hurry up and take your stance.

I'll beat that rotten idea of yours into shape!

Senhime-san?

Analysis Complete

Power Level

Power Level

32,000

32,000

32,000

32,000

32,000

32,000

Hanzou-san, what's Gisen's power level?

Not worth mentioning.

Ohii-sama won't lose to a person of such low morals anyway.

There's no need to worry.

If the time comes, she can just use her powers as a master samurai.

Got it.

What's wrong? Fight me already.

I cannot understand why you would be so angered.

Fight me! I'll make you understand.

Light!

Your sword doesn't carry the weight of the history of the samurai in it!

400 years ago, the great leader Ieyasu said this upon creating the Ooedo shogunate:

"That which will be the foundation of Great Japan is the contract between samurai and general!

And that which will support it are two pillars.

They are trust and bonding!"

Trust and Bonding

Trust and Bonding

If someone have to explain that to you, you don't even count as a samurai!

Give up already!

The same aura as Jyuubei's?

Trust and bonding... those words sound like you know samurai and slaves are the same thing

and don't want to admit it, don't you?

Some make a contract ordered by their master.

Some make a contract to become stronger.

Where is the trust and bonding in that?

Foolish words!

It's just a contract.

Let go!

What difference is there from a slave?

Senhime-sama, please stop!

Muneakira, you be quiet!

Ohii-sama!

That was a Yagyuu technique!

It's the Swordless Grab.

Stop, Gisen!

Ohii-sama, please run!

Senhime-sama, please become a master samurai, quickly!

Graceful Ele-

Jyuubei!

Ohii-sama.

Ohii-sama!

Please get a hold of yourself, Ohii-sama!

Yagyuu Jyuubei, eh?

A general and samurai's contract needs trust and bonding.

Good one, Senhime-san!

Jyuubei's stupid so she couldn't say it yesterday, but I think that's what I wanted to say.

Jyuubei... you...

A general and samurai's contract isn't just a regular contract.

A general and samurai have to actually love each other.

I think the samurai god made Onii-chan's contract in the wonderful form of a kiss

to remind everyone of trust and bonding; important things that everyone has forgotten.

I'm impressed.

I was wrong.

From now on... please let me call you Onee-sama!

You can't! You can't no matter what!

Do you understand what you did?!

Well then...

Jyuubei will call you Gittan!

Yes, Onee-sama!

Gittan!

Onee-sama!

Gittan!

Onee-sama!

Gittan!

Onee-sama!

Her friendliness seems endless.

Should I call her a philanthropist?

A contract does not have form, for it is love itself!

It seems you finally understood what I was trying to say, Jyuubei-san.

Why are you trying to take the good part?

Why can't she just die...?

What did you say?!

She said idiots can go die!

What?!

Yukimura-sama, aren't you taking it a little too far?

Idiot, this is nothing!

Matabei, join me!

Yes ma'am!

Another Yagyuu; one who came falling from the sky just like Jyuubei.

I don't want to doubt her, but I should keep my guard up and watch her for a while longer.

But that aside... Jyuubei, what in the world are you...?

Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls

Episode Eight

Slave of Kisses

Slave of Kisses

sesse

せっせ

dare no tame deshou ka?

Who could it be for?

誰のためでしょうか？

tsukinai koi no shoutai

The true form of this endless love

尽きない恋の正体

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

ureshi hazukashuute

It makes me so happy but embarrassed

嬉し恥ずかせうて

koyoi wa suki houdai

Tonight you can do as you wish

今宵は好き放題

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

chikara wo kudasai an an ando nanka

Give me strength, try an-an-and

力をください あんあんアンドなんか

dou yo?

How about it?

どうよ？

kore wa setsunai kiri nai girigiri ai no uta

This is a heart-rending never-ending barely safe love song

これは切ない きり無い ギリギリ愛の唄

A broom...

A broom...

Wasn't a weapon either...

Wasn't a weapon either...

kuchi utsushi no yume wo nonde ne

Drink my dream, from my mouth to yours

口移しの夢を飲んでね

yume kibun de horeru ya

I'll fall in love if I keep feeling like I'm in a dream

夢気分で惚れるや

hitori naganagashiki yoru ni hatsunetsu shitai no

I want to get feverish by myself in the long, long night

一人長々しき夜に発熱したいの

dokudanjyou dokusen wa kariudo no takeri

Monopolizing the stage will give you a taste of a hunter's fervor

独壇場 独占は狩人の猛り

kite kite

Come here, come here

来て 来て

tsukamaete tsukamaete yokubou ga mitai no

Catch me, catch me, I want to see your desires

捕まえて 捕まえて 欲望が見たいの

mata tooryanse ikkanse motomete mo muda yo

Come through again, go again, it's useless to seek

また通りゃんせ 行っかんせ 求めても無駄よ

toosenai

I can't let you through

通せない

koi sesse yoi yoi yoi saa

Fall in love, here here here, come on

恋せっせ よいよいよい さあ

doushite?

Why?

どうして？

kokoro ga hora douri jyanai

Your heart isn't always reasonable

心が ほら道理じゃない

datte mo totte mo nai

There's no reason, it's just because

だってもとっても無い

hontou ni hontou wa uso nano

To be honest, it's actually a lie

本当に本当は嘘なの

gomen

Sorry

ゴメン

Next Time

Next Time

Gittan, why do you call Jyuubei "Onee-sama"?

It's because the swordmaster Yagyuu Jyuubei of the past was actually Gisen's half-brother.

Really?

Of course, there are cases in which one calls another "Onee-sama" to express family-like love even when there is no blood relation.

Commonly known as "yuri", the perverse loving between two women is quite popular among some men.

By calling you Onee-sama, Gisen is making an appeal to that part of the audience.

Next time, Hyakka Ryouran: The General's Return

The General's Return

The General's Return

Onee-sama, you didn't really understand that, did you?