Original subtitles

The beautiful country, our Great Japan.

But! At times, beauty is sinful!

Bunei: Year Eleven

Bunei: Year Eleven

The foreign countries who grew envious of our Great Japan's beauty, and thirsted for battle against our people,

defiled our soil countless times.

Kaei: Year Six

Kaei: Year Six

The invading army of demons approaches.

Shouwa: Year Twenty

Shouwa: Year Twenty

Great Japan's life is a small flame in the face of a strong wind!

But you!

Do not worry!

You!

Do not fear!

Great Japan...

has deities protecting it!

Hyakka Ryouran.

This is a story of noble souls, woven together by beautiful samurai!

mirai gensei tsuka no ma no ai wa setsuna sugiru

Love is too sad in a fleeting moment, now or ever

未来 現世 束の間の愛は切なすぎる

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

tada chiisana hana kaze ni utare tobasarenai you ni ne

Little flower, be sure you don't get blown away by the wind

ただ小さな花 風に打たれ 飛ばされないようにね

kono mi wa towa no tabibito

I'm eternally a traveler

この身は永久の旅人

Last vision for last

All day long

kuchizusamu

I mumble

口ずさむ

tanjyun na

Simple

単純な

omoiyari

Consideration

思いやり

Send me truth

nukumori wo dare to wakatsu no?

Who will you share your warmth with?

温もりを誰と分かつの？

midasareta yume no himitsu wo kaeshite

Give me back the secrets of this disordered dream

乱された夢の 秘密を返して

kokoro de nagashita namida no aji

The taste of tears flowing in my heart

心で流した涙の味

tsumetai razuberi- ni

As if to a cold raspberry...

冷たいラズベリ に

HURFDURFーHURFDURF

hirihiri to amai yo...

it's sweet and stings...

ひりひりと甘いよ…

yakusoku shita hazu

We were supposed to have promised

約束したはず

Hey!

matte tsuka no ma no ai wa setsunakute

Wait! Love is sad in a fleeting moment

待って 束の間の愛は切なくて

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

ano kirei na hana arashi no naka

That pretty flower in the storm

あのきれいな花 嵐の中

chirasarenai you ni to

Saying "please don't let it scatter",

散らされないようにと

furueru koe ga kienai

that shaking voice won't disappear

震える声が消えない

Heisei Year Twenty Two: Nineteen O'Clock

Heisei Year Twenty Two: Nineteen O'Clock

It was a shock.

So shocking, it felt as though an earthquake and lightning strike came at once, and you'd think the world had broken.

T-That's...!

A person?

A-A girl?

W-Who in the world are you...?

O-Onii-chan...

This was our... first kiss.

Fifteen O'Clock-

Fifteen O'Clock-

Maybe I was too early?

But I have no idea what they'll do to me if I'm late.

So I guess I'll go to the dojo and at least drop off my things.

Four hours until first kiss-

Four hours until first kiss-

About 100 kilometers away from the Ooedo Executive District,

a huge academy opened at the base of the Sacred Fuji.

That's what Buou Academic School is.

Only the children of warriors are able to enroll in this school run by the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Students are given an aristocratic education here so that they may carry on as the next generation of Great Japan.

And there's one other important objective of Buou Academic School.

It's why I came to this town. In other words-

Who in the hell are you?!

That's my question! Who are you two?!

Peeping at us changing is immoral, no matter how little you do it!

What?! This is my dojo-

So, those recent rumors about a perverted peeping tom lurking around... are about you?!

Peeping tom?

No, I didn't see anything!

Didn't see a thing?

Then what is that digital camera for?

This is...

So you are planning to use those photos as bait to blackmail us and do indecent things to us!

No, I'm not!

I'm not the kind of pervert that gets excited over naked elementary schooler—

YOU FOOL!

I've grown to be 15 years old. I'm in my first year of high school!

Eh?!

But you're so... flat...

Excuse me...

Fool! You looked after all!

Wait, it wasn't on purpo-

Who are you?

If you do not present yourself, you'll know pain.

That's my question.

This dojo should be empty since it lost its master a month ago.

But you guys...

Being a samurai, I have no name to give you when being threatened.

That move is...!

A True Shadow Style technique, the Swordless Grab.

Who in the hell are you?!

Since it's come down to this,

I suppose it's proper to introduce myself first.

Very well, then!

Hear and believe!

You won't even hear the sound of clinking china!

If you're close, then come and take a look!

My name is...!

Sanada, right?

Why?

How could you know?

Well, it's written right there.

Sanada

Don't look at it!

This stupid...

My self-presentation...!

First kiss in two hours-

First kiss in two hours-

Thanks.

You're Matabei-san, right?

Sorry about that.

You showed great skill...

So... to put it simply,

you knew this was a dojo directly under Student Council control and still snuck in.

Indeed!

It was completely empty; they couldn't be any more negligent.

Getting in required no effort at all.

I'm at a loss for words since you're saying that so proudly with your chest stuck out...

Ch-Chest, you say?!

You! If you plan on giving a negative opinion about my chest, be prepared to die doing so!

It's not that.

I'm just saying that this isn't something to be proud of.

This dojo is under direct control of the student council, and just entering it is a crime.

I knew that from the start.

It was a scheme with that in mind.

A scheme?

This dojo is at the beck and call of the student council, a vassal to the shogun.

They would never think I, of the opposing Toyotomi faction, would be hiding in their own bosom.

As a matter of fact!

While the dogs of the student council were idling their time away,

I procured old documents from the dojo's shed and hacked into their network...

Oh my, I suppose there was no need for me to say that much.

"Turn common sense on its head. Be resourceful."

That is what my Sanada Military Strategy is all about.

So you're of the Toyotomi faction.

Seems like you have some knowledge of it.

Correct, the world of Tokugawa has survived for too long and has completely rotted.

To correct the shogunate that is making the people suffer...

In order to achieve that, I, a general of the descendants of Toyotomi, must stand.

I am the greatest general of the Toyotomi household, Sanada Saemonnosuke Yukimura.

Remember that!

I came to this academy by invitation from the student council.

Are you a dog of the student council?

Things will not go as they did last time.

Wait! Time out, let's talk!

I haven't been told the specifics of what you guys, the Toyotomi faction, are doing in the first place!

A demonstration march?

Or a petition?

A funny man.

He seems to differ from a boring dog of the student council.

You. Your name?

My name is-

They came.

This is-

Don't hesitate.

It's a tactic shinobi use to disrupt your line of sight.

Yukimura-sama, get inside.

Shoot!

When did they...?!

We're surrounded.

Serving directly under the Student Council Executive Department, the head of the Armed Committee of Discipline;

Hattori Hanzou Yoshinari has arrived.

I've finally found you, Sanada Yukimura-san.

Please do not resist arrest.

What if I said I refuse?

You have no say in the matter.

W-Wait a moment!

Both of you calm down!

And you are...?

Identity Search

Ah, yes, I'm going to be attending Buou Academic School shortly-

No Match

No Match

No Match

No Match

No match in the database.

Why is an unregistered male here...?

T-This is...

Bra

Bra

Panty

Panty

Panty

Bra

C-Could it be...

Erotic!!

Erotic!!

these kinds of things... and even those kinds of things?

Erotic!!

Erotic!!

Erotic!!

Erotic!!

Erotic!!

And to top it off, with three people?!

U-Um...

D-D-D-Don't come near me!

You're dirty! You're lascivious!

Doing these kinds of things... in a holy dojo!

Seriously... What do you mean by "these kinds of things"?

No excuses!

You have violated Student Council Law 21 concerning relationships between the sexes. Prepare yourselves!

Somehow, this is getting...

Please stop any useless resistance and drop your weapons!

If we use a flash grenade, it'd be easy for just us to escape, but...

We've already secured a perimeter around you; there's nowhere to run!

Oh gosh... What do you want to do?

I surrender, I surrender!

Yukimura...

Well, go ahead and do as you please.

If you captured me, I'm sure your owner would be quite delighted.

Gotou Matabei-san and Unnamed Pervert-san too, drop your weapons.

Be happy, Hanzou, you'll be fed extra tonight!

Shut your mouth and drop your weapons, please!

Quickly!

Yukimura...

Yagyuu True Shadow Style

It looks like I couldn't ask for your name after all.

Just to protect me...!

Please don't let your guard down.

We don't know what they might be planning.

Slowly... slowly approach them.

We've made a mistake...

To Ohii-sama... Send a message to Senhime-sama!

Now that you've done this, you can't say you're unaffiliated with us!

I suppose you're right.

I'm in trouble now.

You sure lack a sense of tension.

What's wrong, Matabei?

I have a bad feeling...

I as well.

Run!

Where is this

Where is this

Where is this...

I can hear

I can hear

I can hear...

Calling

Calling

calling...

Somebody

Somebody

Somebody...

...is calling me.

Senhime-sama.

Regarding the water release in the underground pathway, thank you very much for your speedy action.

Hanzou.

I wonder why you've inherited the Hattori ninja tools?

You really are useless.

If you give Hanzou an opportunity to redeem herself, she will surely arrest them-

There's no need to state more of the obvious.

To have the same person escape from you twice...

There's no way that would be forgiven, would it?

If it were Sen, I'd regret it so much I'd cut my stomach.

Yes, it's just as you sa-

The question is how you'll accept responsibility for this mistake.

Do you understand?

Yes.

I, Hanzou, am prepared to gladly receive any punishment.

Let's see...

P-Please excuse me...

Those who ran into the underground water path were routed off by water to position A-16.

In an hour they'll show themselves.

Throw the man accompanying them into the prison, too.

Their punishment can wait until Onii-sama comes back.

Ohii-sama's smell...

Come on, go already!

Y-Yes, ma'am!

Sheesh.

Well then, he should be arriving at the station about now.

To have Sen go pick him up, he's such a fortunate guy.

Calling...

Awaken

Awaken

Who are you?

Your master

Your master

Who am I?

Your name is

Your name is

My name is...

First kiss in thirty minutes-

It's okay to come up.

Here, Yukimura-sama.

By the way, you.

How did you know that dojo's escape route?

Ah.

Yagyuu Dojo is made the same way as the dojos in Ooedo.

I just thought that maybe the escape route would be in the same place.

Who are you...?

Watch out!

Matabei!

Yukimura!

Matabei-san!

This chain...!

Stop! You still have a chance to redeem yourself!

It's time to pay the price.

Unnamed Pervert-san, please drop your weapon too.

Otherwise, this is what will happen.

STOP IT!

Please don't think badly of it.

If you act up again, there will be no leniency.

You...

Please be captured without resistance!

Otherwise, I will have you come with us by force!

I've seen everything that's happened up until now.

The abuse of the Disciplinary Committee, by trying to capture these two just because they're of the Toyotomi faction...

Furthermore, to attack us when we weren't in a position to resist...

As a samurai, I cannot forgive that!

Warrior

Warrior

Samurai...

D-D-Do you understand what you're doing?!

What you're doing is revolting against the student council,

in other words, the shogun's household!

Samurai are supposed to follow the road of their masters!

You, by attaching yourself to Toyotomi, no longer have the right to call yourself a samurai!

Indeed, the samurai is one that attends to the shogun.

However!

A samurai with no purpose...

is not a true samurai!

That is the same as an insect with no soul!

Purpose

Purpose

Purpose...

A samurai is indeed one that attends to the shogun,

but a warrior's path originates in the ambitions of the road of the heavens!

There is no road of reason that is superior to the road of the heavens!

Road of the heavens

Road of the heavens

Road of the heavens...

True Shadow Style, fully proficient...

Yagyuu Muneakira... Incoming!

Yagyuu

Yagyuu

Yagyuu?

Yagyuu

Yagyuu

Yagyuu

Yagyuu

Y-Y-Y-Yagyuu is the household of the shogun's swordmasters!

With that type of status, you're going to resist the student council?!

What a naive man.

Don't say that too much, since it's just what I was thinking, too.

If we get captured, there's no knowing what they might do to you.

I hope you've prepared yourself.

Yeah, I just did.

Matabei, think of this as your grave.

Yes, Yukimura-sama.

Th-Th-Th-This is insanity!

Yagyuu-dono has gone insane!

No matter. Please arrest them!

Again?

It's a flash round. Everyone, be careful!

This is...?

Wasn't it your doing?

No...

Ah well, this is our chance.

Run!

Hey! Please wait!

Huh? It's not bright...

What idiots... They mistook a firework for a flash round!

No...

It's not a firework...

What is that light...?

Yukimura-sama!

What is he doing?

What did he do this time-

What is that?!

A-A girl?

W-Who in the world are you...?

O-Onii-chan...

Who are you...?

My name is...

Yagyuu Jyuubei.

Episode One

The First Kiss

The First Kiss

The First Kiss

sesse

せっせ

dare no tame deshou ka?

Who could it be for?

誰のためでしょうか？

tsukinai koi no shoutai

The true form of this endless love

尽きない恋の正体

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

ureshi hazukashuute

It makes me so happy but embarrassed

嬉し恥ずかせうて

koyoi wa suki houdai

Tonight you can do as you wish

今宵は好き放題

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

chikara wo kudasai an an ando nanka

Give me strength, try an-an-and

力をください あんあんアンドなんか

dou yo?

How about it?

どうよ？

kore wa setsunai kiri nai girigiri ai no uta

This is a heart-rending never-ending barely safe love song

これは切ない きり無い ギリギリ愛の唄

I...

I...

Dropped my clothes

Dropped my clothes

kuchi utsushi no yume wo nonde ne

Drink my dream, from my mouth to yours

口移しの夢を飲んでね

yume kibun de horeru ya

I'll fall in love if I keep feeling like I'm in a dream

夢気分で惚れるや

hitori naganagashiki yoru ni hatsunetsu shitai no

I want to get feverish by myself in the long, long night

一人長々しき夜に発熱したいの

dokudanjyou dokusen wa kariudo no takeri

Monopolizing the stage will give you a taste of a hunter's fervor

独壇場 独占は狩人の猛り

kite kite

Come here, come here

来て 来て

tsukamaete tsukamaete yokubou ga mitai no

Catch me, catch me, I want to see your desires

捕まえて 捕まえて 欲望が見たいの

mata tooryanse ikkanse motomete mo muda yo

Come through again, go again, it's useless to seek

また通りゃんせ 行っかんせ 求めても無駄よ

toosenai

I can't let you through

通せない

koi sesse yoi yoi yoi saa

Fall in love, here here here, come on

恋せっせ よいよいよい さあ

doushite?

Why?

どうして？

kokoro ga hora douri jyanai

Your heart isn't always reasonable

心が ほら道理じゃない

datte mo totte mo nai

There's no reason, it's just because

だってもとっても無い

hontou ni hontou wa uso nano

To be honest, it's actually a lie

本当に本当は嘘なの

gomen

Sorry

ゴメン

Next Time

Next Time

Hey, Muneakira. I heard that the first kiss tastes like lemon. Is that true?

Eh?! What's gotten into you?

This is an extremely important question.

So, how was it?

I can't really say...

What?! So it wasn't your first kiss?!

What the-

I'd heard that sexual frivolity had been spreading among youngsters in Ooedo, but wow!

You're dirty, indecent, an enemy of all women!

No! It was my first kiss!

Naked Reincarnation

Naked Reincarnation

Next time on Hyakka Ryouran:

It'll be "Naked Reincarnation", Onii-chan!

So, who are you?