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Brat Princess is watching you.

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I'm so glad that you decided to come and you're early too, which is really rare.

I love that.

So, this is a little bit unorthodox to some people, but we like to train in a

stationary position because there's definitely...

Accidents that can happen the pony can just be a complete and total moron and

end up flipping you off or something terrible So for your first ride, I

definitely want to start you off slow And if you don't know already, it's very

simple syrup eat pony

and we've got this lovely lovely little harness right here the reins are

important you're going to be guiding them left or right with that okay so if

just want to i'll demonstrate it for you and then we can start off so normally

what i like to do is just put a foot straight in the stirrup but with the the

standing pony we don't want to do that because they are generally you know kind

of dumb which is why they're here so go right on over like that and if you can

Just get the stirrup right there on both sides.

Sometimes they can be a little squirrely, but you'll grab them.

Okay. So he's going to be nice and dirty, isn't he?

Yes, yes, yes. Okay.

And then you just want to work on the motion of riding.

Okay. So have you ever ridden before?

Yeah. Okay. So you kind of know the general idea.

Okay. Same thing.

Stop.

It's the same kind of concept.

They are definitely here to, it's like a real pony, real pony ride. So you're

left, right, stop.

Good, see?

Yeah, we definitely want to really focus on when you're riding hard and you're

going fast, sometimes it can be like too bouncy and that just wears them out too

quick. It's also really bad for your head.

So you want to just get that nice, smooth glide.

Got it? You want to try? Yeah. Perfect.

Up.

Okay.

There we go. Thank you. Yeah,

no problem.

It took me so long to do it without being able to see, so.

And then if you want to bring yourself, yep, just a little bit more forward, and

then really yank on those reins.

Yep, keep yourself as forward as possible.

Yeah. That's amazing.

More natural.

Stop moving for one second. I want to get, like, my...

rhythm yeah commands are just straight to stop if he doesn't stop then bring

the good stuff yeah okay who said it's like i like to do it in the groups

of like five maybe maybe six and then just easy fluid motions through the hips

yeah perfect adjust yourself as necessary he is definitely

here so that you can be comfortable.

Good.

There we go.

What's this?

This is the riding prop, and this is to make sure that he does whatever we say.

Oh, I like what you just did with your knees there. If you like kind of bring

your knees forward and use them to push back. Yeah, you get a little bit more

leverage.

Perfect. Good boy.

I need one of these right in my apartment.

We actually do have several models available that you can purchase to take

Yeah. Do you have a pink one? Of course. Of course. Yeah.

Do I get a pony slave with it?

Oh, absolutely.

No, these come standard. This is a basic model.

Okay. Yeah. Nothing really fancy or frilly with this one.

You could do side saddle.

Side saddle is always nice and easy.

Side

saddle

you want to bring right here and just bring it all the way to the edge, the

other side.

So basically where it would be sitting.

And then... See,

they rock for you.

They do all the work.

So fun.

Up.

So this is really, it's really important to kind of hold your foot in

or around through up here. Let's see if I can get it. There we go. You hold this

foot here.

Bring this one forward. Okay, and then you can grind yourself or rotate your

head Up and but he'll be doing most of the work, right?

Oh Yeah,

definitely

we don't want some really talking much so

make sure that your cell is adjusted

And then, yep, okay. And then let's put this foot in the mixture up here.

Okay. And then you can bring this leg kind of up right there. Is that

comfortable? Yes. Make sure that you're comfortable because this doesn't matter.

Right.

Make sure that his head's up nice and high so that he can see what the sock

doing.

And then he'll start slowly grinding or rocking.

Good job.

And then again, if you want to put your own motion into it and kind of add to

the flow so it's nice and easy for you, that's always welcome.

Stop moving.

Let me do something.

I want my own rhythm.

If it is starting to slide, we definitely want to make sure.

Oh yeah, see, that's the problem.

Here, stand up for just a second.

Stupid fucking pony!

I've told you so many times.

Why is that her?

I really can't be intelligent sometimes.

Okay, that should be good.

All right, so he's all set, but I think he might be a little bit, we might have

gotten a defective one, and that's totally my fault. But if you want to

back on the regular first position, there we go.

Got it?

Yeah, I got it. Right here? Yeah.

Right here.

Okay, so you're all locked in, nice and, all your weights up front? Yeah. Okay,

good. Take those rings, and just like we were doing before, but this time I want

you to put some real good oomph into it.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Perfect.

That's going to look good on a pony, that's for sure.

I always want it to ride snowy.

Oh, well, you're definitely well on your way already. I mean, if you've only

ridden a couple of times, then this is what you're giving us. But, yeah.

We actually have a team, if you'd be interested in joining. Like, we

do rides every weekend, and sometimes there's options. So you could even find

your own, like, pure blood.

Okay.

Is he working with you? Is he?

He's better.

I want to make sure that that head stays up, up, up, because otherwise

it just, he's looking at where they're going. This is why we have these ones

here, stationary.

What did you do now?

Idiot. This is your job.

I'm a moron.

Look. Fucking idiot.

Proper.

Good. You're finally learning.

You're nothing but a little animal.

You understand?

All you're useful for is for pony rides.

I'm going to put you right back in your stable at the end of the night.

See? She's already natural.

Too bad you're too much of a fuck -up to be out in the field.

It's not okay. Oh, God.

I do love how round she is in the bathtub.

Yeah.

Makes it a good target to just... Mm -hmm.

What do you think of your first lesson?

I had a lot of fun.

Do you think you're ready to go out into the field? I mean, I personally have

all the confidence in the world in you, so... Yeah. I think we could probably

just go straight out and pick you out a real pony.

Yeah, this is so fun.

Now I can join the team.

Yep, absolutely.

Absolutely. And for you, I think it might be time to go to the group

factory.

Look at my butt.

Maybe before we send you off, you can have a little drink, huh?

Drink what?

You want a drink?

Oh, gosh, you know, we don't have much here.

You going to help me out?

I think I can.

Oh, yep.

There you go.

Drink up, little buddy.

Giddy up, Corby. Giddy up.

Walk adjusting, come on.

That's not what you're here for.

Okay?

And in fact, I think we're probably done with today's lesson.

Should we go pick out the other horses for me? Absolutely.

Let's go take a look. We've got all kinds of collars.

You're going to have so much fun.