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old son shows beating down out

there let me f it for you

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boss there ain't nothing more so

satisfying than a cool breeze of blowing

on a pair of hot tired

beet yes sir it's mighty nice the great

Aid to thinking maybe so boss but it's

sure ain't no help to bad luck and if

you're going to believe in luck why

don't you believe in Good Luck get you

more won't give me nothing to eat try

closing your eyes turnning around three

times and spit over your left

shoulder that's the

newest close my eyes and turn

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around my left shoulder

will dog

my Sunny ever try earning your vles or

working uhhuh I've been to work this

fell you ever saw doing what little this

and that where here and there when now

and

then seems as though you need a vacation

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B must be more than a million

dollars 120 two fives and 10 singles $40

and all surrounding some pieces of

newspapers to give them confidence to

grow

on no t a million but a seed for a

million someday

maybe maybe

nothing makes people so confident

trustful as a side of a lot of money

well got to be getting which way you

going boss up the

road I'm looking for a cool Green Valley

can I help you look

B oh thank you

son what's your name hip what's your

tell name just plain old hip ain't you

got no folks no I'm

single well it might be a long walk but

if you think you're able come on

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along good luck here I come

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whoa going toward

Town what town well ain't but one Cold

River about 5 miles up the

valley Cold River that's a soothing name

to hear on a hot day come on climb AB

board thank you don't mind if I do

picket your name findy picket Baines is

mine scatter good Baines I do scatter

good kind of a funny name parents and

names are two things babies ain't got no

control

over you ready

conductor was retired today inor said I

couldn't see good enough oh I got to

boed him right Square in the

jaw if the problems of this world could

be solved by bopping somebody on the jaw

it'd be my Mighty

simple what this Valley needs is a

railroad running up here from the main

line what in Carnation for Timber around

here ain't there yeah needs to be hauled

on

it you want to be a conductor on my

railroad yes sir you're railro I'll

calculate to build one sometime

somewhere maybe here up and down this

Valley you're h

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whoa see that fell picking up the shoe

there that's Ed Locker the fell I was

telling you about he's a smart one

too

M ought to break your neck for that py

bigot the way you throw that you person

you think was nailed to a

horse you skin them before they skin you

I'll see you

later good day to you

neighbors one of them railroads run up

here to save me a pel of

blisters wouldn't pay to do all that

walking just for a visit the calculator

I'll have to

settle your Town's are

growing its population just increased by

me sizeable

grow right good neighbor my Line's

anything

needful what do you figure this town

needs the most wouldn't be a clothing

store I sell all the clothing that's

needed in this town Dry Goods I take

care of the dry

goods uh gross store maybe I sell them H

seems as though you fell got the

business this town all soed up out S

have a hard time making a go over here

well you never can tell F like me come

along and open up a fine General Store

up toate Fresh Goods low prices low

prices calculate the people sit up and

take notice we got nothing to worry

about from a like you well now all

these Tramps and uh tramps hey do you

really thinking about opening up a store

here neighbor never give away valuable

information unless you get something for

it glad you leading citizen see fit to

give me such a hearty welcome to your

town it's right kind and generous of you

come on hip guess we better be on our

way

nice

pitching there you can't catch no beach

without you use the right kind of bait

yes sir Mr

B he means business least that store for

3 years h

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who well here you be three year Le

signed sealed and

delivered 12250 per month 3 months paid

in advance when the folks around here

want to dry goods they always had to

come to me well you take our trade away

going to cost us a lot of money grand

total of

uh $37

and uh 50

cents

Shake good luck to you thank

you what do you take to quit now sorry

neighbors but this is my busy day call

again sweep up good

boys give me $100 a piece oh neighbors

I've been looking for a place like this

I calculate on staying 150

fish you get the bait cuton 200 a

piece yeah I'll tell you

Neighbors come back here inside of an

hour with 750 cash and I'll agree not to

sell groceries Dry Goods Notions millery

are men's or women's clothes in this

town for a period of 10

years get good

Ms here you are now you can lock up and

get out of town no I calculate on being

all fired permanent around here but this

document should just signed don't say

nothing about agreeing not to sell

Hardware stoves harness farm implements

and such well so you you the ones who

stated the proposition and who drew up

that document which is now signed all

proper and legal I didn't offer to sell

you nothing you offered to

buy and good day citizens I'm now in the

hardware

business yes and he's going to build a

railroad too

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we got important business with Mr B is

he

sleeping toes are wiggling nope when his

toes are wiggling he's cogitating and

when he's cogitating you don't hear

nothing except what I want to

hear what I want to hear right now hip

is the sound of your broom are sweeping

up yes sir Mr

B hold the phone house

coming hold

pH Mr Ban's associate speaking

yes ma let me speak to you kind of well

just between you and

us well now we've been friends for a

long time ain't we boys that's what I

told Jimmy and Bob let's speak to Mr

Bane he's on the school board he'll do

it for us do what give us a good-look

teacher for a change you know the last

one we had was kind of when you're

picking a new one couldn't you get us

one like Carol

Lumbard afraid she ain't

available I kind of get your point Point

ain't it all unreasonable neither of

course you know I ain't got the whole

say on the school board they'll listen

to you everybody does well now fellas

I'll I'll do what I can GE that's well

Mr B we knew you would here they come

now Goodbye Mr

P good day to your neighbors I'm right

honored to welcome the school board of

Cole River I'll be you Clara glad to see

you squire get a good brown right well

thank you we're all ready to hold the

meeting if you are oh all set to pick

the new teacher huh got plenty of

applications and photographs right here

that's good we'll just go inside and

look them over ladies first after you

Squire got

good H it carries too much

flesh I like my teachers to be Sprite

well I've know the folks could beise

sitting

down how about this

no she'd be a

troublemaker got a fussy look maybe

she's just distressed having her picture

took a lot of folks are that way I agree

with you wholeheartedly Clara she'd be a

troublemaker now here's one that's real

pretty easy for the kids to look at this

s yeah too pretty is that

illegal I like some sing myself scatter

good Baine you ought to be ashamed of

yourself of harboring such thoughts

well I don't exactly harb them they just

flap in and Roost like it was their own

Coupe a pretty teacher can create a

sight of

trouble oh now this one looks more

fitting well Dependable

looking yeah it's right plain I'd say

just what we

want she'll keep her mind on the school

children instead of Saturday night

dances

name's Helen

Parker got a good background

too I vote we choose this one I join

with you suits

me well looks like a landslide in paper

of

homeless all right to come on E's a Jour

well that didn't take so long did

it when you know what you want you can

always get it can't you well you're

giving them school kids just cause for

playing hookie

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hello scatter good hello Rod how be you

fine thanks thought when you bought the

new car you going to put old s out the

pasture calculate if it did that she'd

just lay right down and die old s me's

been friends for a good many years well

got to be getting see you later Rod so

on

A's on time again only 7 minutes

late she's

running hi good hi plynie car any

Freight that looks like this on you

school teacher no maybe she missed the

train Down The Junction to my

confusion uh somebody meeting you miss I

don't think so I'm just wondering what

to do next ah visiting friends no I'm

looking for Mr scatter good

ban that's me Miss

yes oh Mr picket I think you better make

out your

reports very kind of you to meet me Mr

Baines I'm Helen

Parker you're a who Helen Parker the new

school teacher it's all right I heard

you ain't my ears that's troubled it's

my eyes that don't make sense you wrote

me of my appointment there must be some

mistake miss the girl on this picture is

the one I wrote to You'll Grant there's

a mighty difference between or two of

you oh no that's me all right don't tell

me they hired me in spite of this

picture no because of it I don't know

why the agency sent you this old

Valentine I had to take him when I first

got out of normal school that was my

idea of what a school teacher was

supposed to look like at the time the

school board used up a bar of judgment

choosing this picture they calculated

you weren't constituted to cause any

yearning among the young men of the

township oh you're joking Mr Bane no I

wish I was but I'm fully qualified to

teach

not according to the Cold River School

Board Jane they got their mind set on

what they want I hate to say it Miss but

it's my painful duty to inform you that

your natural prettiness Plum

disqualifies you for the job I never

heard anything like it that sound a bit

un civilized don't it you think the

school board won't approve of me I'm

afraid not miss I'm right

sorry well you needn't be Mr Bane

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just a minute Miss

Parker ever see a school board with a to

of cart upset no why well you're going

to I don't understand my wife mirandy

knows all about pretty girls she's one

herself yes sir the prettiest girl in

the county she'll help us upset that

apple

cart it's embarrassing the way SCA good

exaggerates about me the strangers I

reckon they get a shock when they First

Take a Look at me now I don't think Mr

Baines was exaggerating one bit that's

might nice of you to say

so all right you didn't come in

now my my you're as good as any Quick

Change artist here put these on they

won't hurt you none they're just plain

glass I got them from mirandy when she

went vison City to protect her from

Mashers kind of good

oh I hope we're not making a mistake

nonsense the boys's got it coming to

them that's right you're just practicing

the might of diplomacy that's the art of

letting someone else have your

way oh my mirandy I Plum forgot it was

bu's day off and I invited Johnny Bones

up here for supper well don't worry

scath good more than Maria now ain't she

a prize I'm going to let him in oh

you know if we'd remove this color I

believe to make the dress look more

sedate

like well come right in Johnny glad to

see you

bye here it is signed on the dotted

line all legal and proper I suppose I'll

send me the bill Johnny I'll always like

to pay promp you could have had this

deed notorized for a dollar Mr Baines

you didn't need a lawyer Sunny I'm the

best judge of that

unless you are so puffed up with the

illegal chores you can't find time for

my little transactions legal chores I

haven't had a real law case since I came

to Cold River patience Johnny takes time

before pin pets become Wings good

evening Johnny good evening Mrs ban this

is Miss Parker Johnny Bones how do you

do Johnny's one of the legal lights of

Cold River well what are we standing

here for I'm hungry hungry Miss Parker

just arrived she's our new school

teacher oh sit right down here Miss

Parker and Johnny you sit over there

you'll be on the table in just a

dist you young people stay right here I

can attend to this

Johnny what do you do with the evenings

here in Cold

River I was just a thinking I got a

brand new automobile ain't never been Ed

much well I usually now don't interrupt

Johnny I was just a wondering GA good

bring in the rest of those

dishes yes mirandy

what I was about to say was that that

new car of mine is just haning for

somebody to drive her

you planning to stay on in Cold

River oh well that depends on the school

board if they approve of me oh I'm sure

they

will oh thank

you if he only knew what she really

looks like

Miss Parker yes Mr Jones

Bones oh I'm sorry bones you were saying

uh yes

that I don't you think it's getting kind

of warm in

here I hadn't noticed it I thought it

was kind of

chilly see I calculate we could pull her

up in that little cottage up the street

you mean the furnished one that's very

expensive for a school teacher or the

little Pistons they'll give her well

mirandy being how we own it we can make

the rant right

suitable looks as though romance was

speeding up from nothing to Nowhere well

you can't expect Cupid to get a head

start with her rigged up that way it'll

be a good test of his common sense if he

likes her in spite of the rig up then

later the prettiness comes as a bonus

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wait a minute planning Mr ke's busy oh

how's railroad oh pretty

good thank you Mr Green thank you Mr

Hopper all right bnie you may come in

now morning M this business of having me

sign receipts with every car load you

deliver is ridiculous clerk can do that

what's the matter doesn't Bain trust us

confidentially

no I'm glad we had this option drawn up

in Max's name with a hoer property tied

up we'd be able to get veins out of our

hair we're doing all right I'm satisfied

and so are our stockholders why don't

you let well enough alone there you go

again you're always satisfied we've got

to go ahead with control of the railroad

we can raise Freight rates and make them

light you haven't got the railroad yet

no but I'm going to get

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it tiet

please lovely day isn't

it a beautiful day curious is that's

what you

think there's no smoking coach who's

smoking and look don't call me coach

there's no smoking in the coach do you

call this thing a coach that's what it

is it's a coach it should be drawn by a

couple of horses I said there was no

smoking this whole railroad belongs in a

museum and so do

you what what do you mean by destroying

another person's property for two pins

I'd Bop you right in the nose you'll Bop

who in the nose you and I mean it that's

all I want him to

know hi Emily how guess I told him a

thing or you sure did

plany he's a cute little

man howdy leave how you

PNY he didn't I see you leaving Crane

and Keith's office this morning mhm I

had a business transaction with him with

Crane and

Keith never know them to give anybody

the best of the

deal oh they tried more than once to run

scatter good out of business he's just

too smart for them well I got a good

deal have legal advice no tiny papers

well yeah I yeah lot a little print on

them that you couldn't read and even if

you could read it you wouldn't know what

it meant well I read it and it seemed

all right to me late you're not a lawyer

what do you know about whereas is two

whips and and the habus Corpus that's

where they get the better of you yeah I

guess you're right at that now look L

when your Paul was alive he wasn't too

proud to go to scatter good for advice

maybe you ought to tell him all about it

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yeah one time

again must be something

wrong maybe my watch

sh oh it's running

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y

yes I can sleep better when I tune in on

little

La suppose you tune in on getting that

Simmons order ready yes so

F that's

L you get back to work that's American

yes

sir hold the phone I've

coming Mr Baines mus associate manager

speaking

oh yes ma'am we got them yes ma'am got

plenty of them right

away now what do she want

now we got plenty of them

too what no what no potato

hello plany all right hi Mr Baines SC it

good L here's got something on his mind

he's been to Crane and keys and I think

now don't strain yourself F Well I know

but then now Bob you just go inside and

help yourself to a good cigar a 5 Cent

cigar oh guess I know when I ain't

wanted Le seems only yesterday I was

standing you on my KNE well I'm afraid I

wouldn't remember that my needs are

might impulsive doing business with

Crane and Keith ain't exactly on the

statutes is a crime Constitution gives

us the right of dealing with anyone we

wanted I'm glad to hear you say that Mr

Baines I've just given him an option to

buy hoer Mountain oh an option huh yeah

they said they didn't want to buy it

just yet I see well I didn't think I

could lose anything by it you accepted

that offer I signed the papers this

morning you think I did the right thing

well couldn't say unless I took a look

at that document well they're mailing it

to me as soon as they do I'll bring it

around now you run along home L and

don't you worry n about it thanks Mr

Baines goodbye

goodbye scar good what do you suppos

Crane and Kei want with lake property I

don't know plany but whatever it is I

don't like the look at

it see got a good whatever become of

that awful pretty girl that you met at

the

Depot honey women will be the UN doing

of you yet it's got a good means you got

no right to say that I'll admit that I

have a Roven eye for the fair sex but no

woman ever made a fool of me yes but you

better watch that robe and eye got a

good B now you can't talk to me like

that I just won't have

it this

Parker the school board's approved your

contract if you care to sign it why you

can keep a copy and you're all set

I'm sorry I guess I forgot to fill it I

have one

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inside don't you think it's a good idea

to read it before you sign

you have an honest face I trust you

thank

you things is such a bother why can't

people believe in one another if they

did it'd be a sorry day for my

profession now you keep that

confidentially though I feel that way

too well then we do have something in

common I believe we have how do you like

our town oh very much and I hope they'll

like me you know it's rather difficult

to get adjusted coming from a big city

to a small town yes I had that problem

too you mean you left a big city to

practice law here in coll River

exactly the success stories I read it's

usually the other way

around I got fed up with stale air and

City

Pavements and there was the vicious

Business Circle someone was always ready

to step on your heart to get ahead of

you that's not for me I like the feel of

grass under my feet a little Elbow Room

you are

unusual then you've done well here in

Old River remarkably oh that's wonderful

oh I hung up my shingle here 6 months

ago and they been running me ragged ever

since I see well if you'll Pardon Me

Miss Parker I think I'll be getting

along I have some important legal

matters to attend to don't let me detain

you I've enjoyed our little talk what

all bye goodbye

goodbye oh Mr

bone

yes while you've been a success there

are others less fortunate here in cold

Riv

that'll only cost you a dollar the

giving a bizarre for charity at the

school auditorium tomorrow night a

dollar why why

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certainly know I've only got 40 cents I

must let my wallet be office oh that's

all right I'll Trust you oh and now

don't forget the bazaar's tomorrow night

well well I'm pretty busy but I'll try

and make it

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I was told I could find Scot a good ban

here you're selling stoles plow shares

or cockroach Powers I got all I

need hey wait a minute are you scatter

good B that's me well I'll be oh see

here young fell I'm busy I ain't got no

time to listen to salesman well you got

me all wrong Mr B my name is mcken I

represent big financial interest in the

East oh how interesting but Mr Baines I

I want to make you a proposition

connected with Crane and Keith never

heard of it I've been sent down here to

buy you out Lock Stock and Barrel your

railroad your Timberlands all your

holies I'll do tell you know Mr Baines

we're living in an age of expansion

youth speed streamlining a firm can't

just stand still has to either progress

decline yep yes sir keep these things

dusted off

yes you know Mr Baines I imagine you

reaching an age when retirement tempts

you funny what some folks imagine oh now

I'm prepared to offer you $300,000 for

all your Holdings including your

Railroad and I understand the Tax

Commission valued it to$ 250,000 i' get

arithmetic too ain't you well I always

thinking big figures ain't said a word

about this here

store you want to throw this store for

him all right we'll give you a couple

thousand for it do tell more than his

wor the price of this here store Sunny

is

$500,000 that's just playing crazy well

not from my point of view this here

store was my first business everything

I've got sprouted from it calculate it's

about the most important thing there is

now wait a minute Mr

ban you see that chair what I get a heap

of pleasure sitting there chatting with

folks and watching Cold River on Parade

I wouldn't part with it for less than a

million dollars now look Mr P let's

let's just leave that chair and that

store out but I can give you a good

reason for selling your railroad you

like apple pie apple come along with

me That's mighty fine apple pie you

don't seem to understand Mr Baines I'm

offering you $250,000 for your railroad

plus 10% profit what about my store and

my chair Mr Baines I don't want any part

of your store or your chair or any of

your other holders

all right Sunny just you say

$250,000 plus 25,000 profit and while

we're on the subject of railroads you're

not making any profit of the rates you

charge for hauling Timber well I

calculate I'm satisfied just to break

even for a while the people I haul

Timber far are all friends of mine

decent folks who work hard to get along

if I whopped up the rates or if anybody

else did it squeeze those little fellas

out of

existence ain't going to happen Mr mcck

if I can help it

then I'll have to play my cards another

way and this way you and your friends

stand to lose everything I'll cut a

tunnel through Hopper Mountain on the

other side of that mountain I could buy

Timber at half the

price you own Hopper Mountain I've got

an option on

it y appears to be all proper and legal

I assure you it is here's as though if I

want to get out of this with my whole

skin I'll have to sell out huh that it's

a deal

you got any

children Got a Boy 6 years old you love

him don't you of course wouldn't want to

give him up just like that would you I

think I understand you want time to

think it over say a week that railroad

of mine means just as much to me as that

boy of yours as to you let's say 3

days you got me I guess I'm sorry Baines

but business is business no matter who

gets

hurt I hadn't thought of it in that way

but you got me sort of convinced three

days back I'll see you at the door thank

good night Mrs B good night thank you

for the

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supper y there's something wrong with a

man that doesn't eat good honest apple

pie Le gave that option to Crane and key

how did MRI get hold of it there's only

one answer he's in cahoots with

him Randy if I sell that railroad our

friends stand to lose all they've got

Crane and Keith will jack up the rates

and they'll be forced to sell their

land if I don't sell

it we're all to lose all we work for

don't fret yourself scav good I don't

know what we and our friends stand to

lose in this Orly Crane and keep

business but the do know this you and me

started life together a good many years

ago living in two little rooms behind

the hardware store if we had it to do

all over again just that way I'd find it

a mighty exciting experience to get a

good

things yep High calculated experience is

all you got left when everything else is

gone

come

in please sit down I'll be ready in a

moment H busy is all that

huh yeah I uh I was just trying to

figure out how much I could sell my law

books for better keep him if you're

going to work on Clay Mo's case no I

haven't got the case his brother called

it off I've been a might interested in

that Transaction what happened I'm

afraid you'll have to ask Mr moer about

that H he ain't up to tell me so sorry

Mr Bane but I can't discuss his private

business even if I didn't get the

job name yourn mine $500 I'm swapping

with you for what

information I'd like to know more about

that MOA

cage Mr Banes you know me better than

that

I hope I make myself

clear very

clear if it will relieve your conscience

I haven't any more interest in moja than

Zulu medicine man but I have got a heap

of interest in the young fellow to turn

down a w of money when he's living on

short rations Johnny I've been watching

you for a long time I'm convinced now

that you're ready to do a real job for

me that's a retainer I want a good

lawyer with a close mouth now I'm

beginning to get the idea yeah

thanks there's about 50 Parcels of land

in that stretch of Valley there I

calculate I'll need them

all I want you to get options on these

properties in your own name in my name

it's very important and nobody must know

a thing about this but you and me and

Johnny get those options as cheap as you

can I'll get him or bust a leg trying

good luck to you son oh thank you Mr

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Baines nice fire huh raspberry

oh gerud good evening gertude how about

dance after a while well none of that

Jing and rug cut in I'm all worn out

since the last time no no just playing

dancing all

right oh scatter good I want to thank

you for them canned goods they're

selling real fast I'm glad to hear it

now buy a box of Candy Kisses buy a box

of candy kisses well I never eat candy

but uh what would I have to give you to

get a real Candy Chlor

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form what's the matter bub lost your

Technique honnie it looks like that R

and eye of yours has got you into

trouble good evening ladies good evening

Mr Bane oh oh I'm terribly sorry here

let me goodness gude you should be more

careful I'll hold

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them scatter good how do I look in

spectacles Clara you shouldn't ever wear

anybody else's specs it's bad for you is

that

better yes m

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that's funny don't see no different with

him not do without him thank you very

much oh Clara let's look around little

just a minute now hello folks looks like

a big success you've got Clara to thank

for that congratulations Mrs CL

pleasure's all

M how about a

dance I'd love to

Helen's eyes nearsighted Love's a

wonderful thing Clara her first sighted

of course uh it's been a long time since

your courton days scatter good Baines

them spectacles was plain witer glass

you got good eyes CL you bet I don't

miss a thing when I said you had good

eyes I meant that that's the reason

those glasses look plain to you now if

you were suffering with stigmatism

stigmatism they wouldn't look plain to

you at all

oh by the way before I forget here's the

dollar I owe you and thanks a lot I knew

I could trust you I know an honest man

when I see one well I I haven't been

very honest with you that success story

I told you well it wasn't true as a

matter of fact I've been a flop so I

discovered yesterday uh-oh well that's

all over now I've got my first big

retainer in an important assignment you

know the sort of thing one hopes for

well that's

Grand who is the farm boy who said if

you cherish your ideals and believe in

your dreams someday they'll be

realized well that was Abraham Lincoln

he was a pretty good lawyer too it's not

a bad measuring route for any man to set

up for

himself you know Helen when I first met

you I didn't quite quite appreciate you

I sense that and I can return the

compliment

Johnny oh what is this important

assignment well you're the one person

I'd like to share the good news with but

it's

confidential you know Helen when I put

this thing over you're the first one I

want to

tell I'll be rooting for you

thanks py you know anything about

stigmatism well I think you take a

again put in some rye some lemon

juice a a little sprig of man and a dash

of bitters stigmatism cures

anything

what I'm grateful to you scatter good I

just wanted a little advice from you

well Jim advice is the only thing I

don't charge for thanks and goodbye

goodbye

Jim could you tell me the address of a

girl named Helen Parker

okay as how I could just a short Stone

roll from here that little white cottage

right down the street thank you you

won't find her at home right now she's

at school teaching school yes oh I see

you relative of hers no just a friend

much oblig to you you're

welcome you'll wi your eyes out Clara

well anytime I do I'll get spectacles

they won't be a wi glass neither H

stigmatism

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sound all right I don't see how you can

lose nothing guess I'll

sign don't tell Clara she's changed her

mind again Clara's mind is like my

railroad subject to change without

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notice I'm going to sign and no matter

what she says

Ed coming dear

heart you'll do as I get to do all right

that's the fell that was asking for

Helen Parker what about

it it' be Mighty interesting if CL

you're not yes I am just one little peep

scandalous the school board's got to see

these going on but clar now don't argue

get yourself down the

road you can go to bed now hi good night

good night Mr B

well there's the last 10 that finish the

job oh good work Johnny if anything goes

wrong they'll want to know why you

didn't get those in your own name all

folks up here know I wouldn't do dirt

you've got a lot of faith in your friend

I expect mric here first thing in the

morning when he comes we'll be right

ready for him I hope you know what

you're doing Mr Bane those offs are

loaded with

dynamite a gun ain't no good Sunny

unless it's loaded

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it's incredible it's an insult to the

community we'll take it up with scatter

good banges right now

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scatter good Bain you thought I was a

dumb one but I'll show you I'm smarter

and folks give me credit for it and when

you hear what we've got to say oh Clara

someday you'll get your tongue in a knot

and choke yourself to death I'll go on

what's all about Helen Parker that's who

Helen Parker we seen her through a

window she was not only entertaining the

man but she was oh peing

huh she was in there alone with him in

her commoner now wait a minute now

Johnny don't race your motor wrong be

well she just ain't she's pretending to

be that's right not at all plain and

simple like she's been representing

outrageously alluring so what she's an

impostor that's what for people who Peep

and spy through Windows you're a fine

bunch to be branding anyone I don't know

what you saw and I don't care I'll bet

my life there's a reasonable explanation

for whatever you

saw so the Witch Hunt is on you ought to

feel very proud of yourselves how dare

you never heard of such cheek all the G

excuse me Mr Baines I need some fresh

air

impulsive young fell she ain't fit to

teach she's got to go in the Mormon now

don't be so all fired no you scatter

good we're three votes to your one

Squire when you get to heaven don't be

surprised if they put you to work moving

pias instead of playing a har

who is it

Johnny what do you want I've got to talk

to you right away can't you tell me in

the morning no it's important

all

right what's the matter Johnny Helen the

school board's been spying on you

they're

saying what's happened to you you're

beautiful thank you they said you were

an impostor GE you look swell but you

represented yourself as one thing and

turned out to be something else well I

suppose an explanation is in order it

better be good oh really yes if you want

to satisfy the school board now look I

came over here to help stop a lot of

ugly gossip you'll just tell me the

facts I think we can clear things up

what do they want to know the one thing

they're curious about that man who was

here now look Johnny the contract I

signed with the school board doesn't

give them a pass key into my private

life anyway if I told them they wouldn't

understand suppose you're tell me I'll

understand you yes what about this man

oh so that's it it isn't only the school

board who's curious oh wait a minute

let's get to the point who was he where

does he fit in let's drop the whole

thing right now do you

mind well that's the way you

feel you once said we had something in

common

remember I believe we did way I fell for

that line of yours about faith and

ideals that was funny oh that's not half

as funny as the success line I had to

listen to you won't have to listen to it

anymore well that suits

me good night

good morning I don't time I see we

agreed on 3 days I ain't contesting it

well what have you decided I'm on the

barrel you're rolling it all right sir

I'll have the papers all drawn up and

ready for you to sign tomorrow

$250,000 plus 10% profit cash or

certified check it'll be waiting and

you're being mighty smart Mr Bain comes

a time when a fell has to think of

himself no matter who gets hurt you said

that yourself remember yes business is

business you said that too I ain't

forgetting well till tomorrow then say U

10:00 mhm goodbye

goodbye ifp so facto

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stop it take

it I own that railroad I'd fire you you

know Mr Crane when I first met Mr Keith

I didn't think I'd like you no now I'm

sure oh now wait a minute now let's get

a price start one two thank you

gentlemen you bought yourself a railroad

you mean agre to sell to quote the

gentleman there Comes A Time in a man's

life when he's got to think of himself

no matter who gets hurt man it just

proves the old broide every man has his

price including the sage of Gold River

doesn't sound like pains to me he's

smart enough to realize when he's L well

he should worry he's making plenty out

of this deal

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the name of the Act was Stanley the

great fats of Leger remain an

illusion my funds were pretty low I was

desperate for any kind of a

job the family was patient and really

very decent about everything but I

continued to file applications for a

teaching post and then one day I

received your letter to come here to

Cold

River well Mr Baines you practically

know the rest and that was a Stanley

fell that called on you last night yes

he wanted me to return to the ACT but

now don't you worry none I'll give those

Pious members of the school board a

peace my mind now doesn't matter Mr Bane

I'm leaving on the noon train tomorrow

now don't be

Hasty I think I'll slip out the back way

and say good night to Mrs

Dame thanks for everything

come

here howy folks what is this surprise

party of some kind we got something to

say to you scatter good thingss well go

ahead Clara why you're selling a

railroad who said I was selling what

flyy picker you didn't come to me first

huh well she here SC good never mind

planny you that we look up

to quiet please quiet we're not going to

get any place with everybody talking and

shouting at the same time that's right

right you shut up quiet please I stand

to lose just as much as any of you I'll

do the talking you too

Jim yeah me too scatter good you sold us

out you weren't satisfied to sell your

railroad at a fancy price you had to

take advantage of your friends now we

can understand why you had Johnny Bones

working for you just to know keep on

talking Jim I'm a listener you don't

intend scatter good to pick up those

options and you know it you just use

those as bait to sell your Railroad and

after you've stuffed your own pocketbook

the mill company only the railroad will

refuse to haul our Timber unless we sell

it to them at their own price exactly no

skag good you don't care what happens to

us we're left holding the bag wait a

minute you're a lot of fools use your

heads and not jump to conclusions no

wait a minute Johnny they just listen

for a minute there's nothing we want to

hear from you your is the same as he is

sure is well scatter good haven't you

got anything to say good night Jam good

night

plany good night

oh why didn't you tell him Mr Baines

ain't no use talking in a Gaya win

besides if the information about those

options leaked out and got back to Crane

and Keith we'd be in a heap of

trouble yes sir Johnny that gun sure

backfired about something you want to

say to

me go ahead and talk ly I guess I was

wrong I should have come to you in the

first place but I only told one fell and

he told the whole world well made me mad

scatter good Bane you're not coming to

me letting me in on this you should have

come to me for my advice while The Whole

Town's turning again you including you

bub I ain't

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saying what kind of monkey business is

this anyway what's the matter planty

what's happened get me m catrick I'll

hang on scatter good Baines has options

in all the Timberland between here and

the junction how you like that where

then get me scatter good Baines that's

funny you own a railroad now what are

you going to do with it it may be funny

to you but hello I want to speak to Mr

Baines no I ain't seen Mr ban since I

put him on 6:00 train this morning does

anybody know hang it man are you

listening why don't you say something

what kind of a businessman is Baines

going away for a whole day without

letting anybody know where he can be

reached

ah my mind UNC to some people

I told you not to mess with Baines but

no he was of the horse and buggy age he

was standing still while we were going

ahead all right so you went ahead and

you bought and you bought shut up I've

had enough hello M where the Dickens

have you been I've been trying to get in

touch with you you just stopped yelling

I'll tell you I'm in Bane's hotel room

he insisted that I bring the check and

the papers over here certainly I closed

with him he took the certified check

left here half an hour ago to cash it

yes sir you bought yourself a

railroad

what I take it the deal is closed come

on we're going to Cole

River Mr B Miss Keith been trying to get

you all the morning you SE inches M but

that man's got a powerful B toned

voice Johnny appears though we're going

to have visitors might as well be ready

for

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him appears as though they're in an

awful hurry appears as though

H I want to see you loud as how you

might oh where's your friend Mr MRI did

he get lost you're right interesting

sort of a fell you've bought Timber

options from everyone around here I've

checked you're a good Checker Mr Keith

you can't deny it what's the idea

business now you own a railroad and a

pulp Mill neither one of them is any

used to you unless you get Timber to

Hall to make into p

now being as how I got all the timber in

these ha Parts I calculate we can make a

Dicker all right Mr Baines if that's the

way you feel about it how would you like

it if I tunnel through Hopper Mountain

oh you got an option on Hopper Mountain

you bet we have an option that's where

we're ahead of you I don't doubt that Mr

Keith any more than I doubt you could

tunnel through that mountain a calculate

could be done but I had a survey made

that shows about a mile of solid rock to

Tunnel through of course it wouldn't

cost more than a couple of million or so

well go ahead and

tunnel oh yes there's one little thing

you overlooked what's that a Le Hopper

lacked being 21 years by one day when he

signed that option I know I'm his

Godfather well neighbors fish or get to

bait cutting all right Mr Baines what's

your proposition those papers

Johnny now here's an agreement with a

certified check $250,000 in payment for

my railroad which you're selling back to

me what about the $25,000 profit we paid

you let still profit I'm sharing it with

those good friends of mine who gave me

or rather Johnny here the options on

their property

next here's a five-year contract

agreeing to pay those same friends of

mine a right price for their Timber so

they can make a fair profit in the

future b i calm down calm

down Mr Baines where do we sign that's

Johnny's Department right here hor and

buggy

age scatter good could we speak to you

for a minute please well certainly

Clara we want to apologize we certainly

do well seems as though you owe someone

else more of an apology than you do me

the school board of Co River should be

proud to have such a pretty intelligent

girl like Helen Parker but scatter good

she's a stop butting in we'll do what

scatter good says his judgment's good

enough for me Edward pots don't you dare

talk to me like that shut up you've been

running things long enough from now on

I'm wearing the pants now stop arguing

if you're going to apologize Helen's

home packing up now you better hurry if

you're going to stop her come on Squire

we'll get the rest of the folks and call

on Miss

Parker hip it looks like we've got that

all settled yes sir Mr ban

y so fact to well that good we done it

we sure done it we sure did

bnie and you knew all the time I was

your friend didn't you Lonnie friends

are like old houses you got to keep

repairing

them see yeah I got to go down the train

now

good day neighbors call

again

Johnny when I knew that mirandy was the

one woman in the world that I

loved I got out the old rig polished her

up carried old s when she was just

prancing with

pride and I drove over to moris and

carried her off and we was

married oh Helen's over packing up now

she's taking the noon train to the

junction what are you waiting for son

that new automobile of mine is just

hankering for somebody to drive her

you'll find the key in the lock

Mr Bane if you don't mind I'll buy your

rig help

yourself come on S girl let's

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go boss do you think the radio will ever

take the place in newspaper no himp you

can't start a fly with a radio

yeah gu that's right