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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:36,740 ME & MARILYN 4 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,340 Yo', I'm doin' it! 5 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:56,070 Keep at it, she's coming! 6 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,460 I'm not doin' it, no way. 7 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:00,820 Try again! 8 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:04,100 Mr. Consul, we gotta drain the pool. 9 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,650 The bangs are already half gone. 10 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,900 Your wig's caught in the filter. 11 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:12,060 Tear it, but pull it out. 12 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,900 She's never seen me without it. 13 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:19,700 She's here, Urania! 14 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,620 {\an8}- What's that? - What's what? 15 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,580 That thing in your hand. 16 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:45,340 {\an8}It's a rag for underwater cleaning. 17 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:56,690 {\an8}You use it and then... 18 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,460 Yo', doggie! 19 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:10,380 The dog's got the rag. 20 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:14,620 - Where's the Consul? - I was wondering that too. 21 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:20,660 {\an8}He's in the house putting his trunks on. 22 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,020 You go too. 23 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:26,340 Mr. Consul? 24 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,900 The dog's got your wig, the dog's name? 25 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:41,180 {\an8}Alda Marini? A first and last name? 26 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:53,020 Filiberto, like my swim suit? 27 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,900 - Filiberto's not around. - What? 28 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:01,180 Not around? 29 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,820 My Fili's not around... 30 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:07,220 Who's behind the little flowers? 31 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:13,510 - Surprise! - What is it? 32 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:17,660 Let go, you fuckin' dog! 33 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:26,700 - A new bag? - More than that! 34 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:28,490 A cell phone? 35 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,260 More than that! 36 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:35,820 {\an8}- Harder! - What? 37 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:38,550 - Guess harder! - Harder? 38 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,340 Take your hand away. 39 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,580 A big surprise is coming! 40 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,460 It's backwards. 41 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:53,740 - Backwards? - Count backwards. 42 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,380 Four, three... 43 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:06,780 {\an8}Where's the big surprise? 44 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:14,410 I can't believe it! 45 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:19,740 A white scooter, just like I like! 46 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,660 Hang on, that's mine. 47 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,020 - I'll buy you another. - Thank you! 48 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:31,260 I still have 36 payments. 49 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:34,380 - It's mine. - I'll buy you a nicer one. 50 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:36,660 How do I get to work? 51 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:39,660 Take my car, the key's inside. 52 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,500 Looking for trouble? 53 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,660 BOUTIQUE OF THE JOYFUL CANNOLI 54 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:57,420 Massimo said he'd use chantilly cream in the cannolis, 55 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,340 not whipped cream. 56 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,540 Massimo can sure bullshit! 57 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:05,020 Massimo used whipped cream, want them anyway? 58 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:08,310 - Can I talk to Massimo? - He's not here. 59 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:09,860 Want them or not? 60 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:13,740 Then I'll call him, sorry, 61 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:17,300 but I insisted so much. 62 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:22,020 You've got his cell number! Good, call... 63 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:28,260 I always have Massimo's phone. 64 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:31,580 Hello? Who's speaking, a tart? 65 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:34,580 How dare you? I'll report you! 66 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:37,980 - What's all the ruckus? - You give your number to riff-raff! 67 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:41,900 - Hear him? He's crazy! - He's hyper, got his period. 68 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:46,340 Listen: from now on you can deliver, 69 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:49,300 as long as this lunatic's here, I'm not coming back. 70 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,940 I apologize for him. 71 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:55,060 Call when you like, I'll always answer. 72 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:59,750 Know who you just insulted? 73 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:02,100 - Magnolfi's daughter. - Who's Magnolfi? 74 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,410 Our bank director. 75 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:06,230 Who got us the loan for this delight? 76 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:08,100 Magnolfi. 77 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:11,900 Well, lambkins, if you don't stop insulting customers, 78 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:17,130 you'll be back kneading cheese at that crappy farm. 79 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,620 How come all we get are women? 80 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,980 You called it the "Boutique of the Joyful Cannoli", 81 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:27,100 men don't go to boutiques, 82 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:30,260 they go to the Grange with shit on their shoes! 83 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:33,260 Girls, come and see. 84 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:34,980 Who's that? 85 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:39,780 What a car! 86 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:43,940 Just five crummy little numbers and you're on Easy Street. 87 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:47,300 Both grandmothers came in dream and gave me six: 88 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:49,500 five plus one, all on the nose. 89 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:52,460 How many times do we say: 90 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:55,700 "Who'll be the lucky winner?" 91 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:59,660 Who's the idiot who rammed me? 92 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:02,510 Tornello, didn't you see the car? 93 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:05,430 Gualtiero, sorry, I was texting a message. 94 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,620 Who'll tell the Consul? 95 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:12,630 It's the Consul's, sounded weird! Six crummy little numbers... 96 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:14,580 - Are you hurt? - No. -Too bad. 97 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:19,140 - A headlight's 10,000 euro. - Excluding tax. 98 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,300 Clean it up! 99 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:23,660 Can we make up? 100 00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:27,420 Petronio, we always find a way to make up, 101 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:30,370 but your jealousy's oppressing. 102 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:32,300 You have to cool down. 103 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:35,230 - It's my instinct. - Basic Instinct! 104 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:37,300 I can't lose all my customers. 105 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,380 It's still instinct. 106 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:01,900 Gualtiero, did you hit the five numbers? 107 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:04,340 Six, but it's a guzzler, I'll sell it to you. 108 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,460 - Where's Ramona? - Inside rehearsing. 109 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:11,180 - Shoveler, how's life? - A load of shit. 110 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,670 Happens! 111 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:16,660 Suska, want to roast me? 112 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,300 With potatoes. 113 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:21,620 Potatoes make you fat, look at that belly! 114 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:26,500 Never look at the trick or the audience will. 115 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:28,860 Don't look, fucking hell. 116 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:32,620 Yo', damn circus dust makes me sneeze. 117 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:35,220 Then where do I look? 118 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:38,740 Where fuck you want, but not at the trick. 119 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,140 Wizard Mancino, where's Ramona? 120 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,020 Inside the box. 121 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,940 Hi, I've been here two hours. 122 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,820 Listen, I've thought it over, 123 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:54,620 we won't buy Martina a scooter, 124 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:58,340 it's too dangerous and electric cars cost too much. 125 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,700 We'll give her a nice mountain bike. 126 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:04,870 You're right, but Pasquale's already got it. 127 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:07,630 - The mountain bike? - The scooter. 128 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:10,060 Yo', how's Pasquale figure here? 129 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:12,420 He's got no say in this, 130 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:15,420 until proven different, I'm her dad. 131 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,900 It's been two hours! Gettin' on this platform, or not? 132 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:26,340 Won't jump through fire, it ruins her fur, 133 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:29,900 no head-in-the-mouth either, the girl's finicky, 134 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,500 tickles her gullet! 135 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:35,100 Gotta teach ya crochet? 136 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:39,300 I'll stick ya on the streets, ya can be a hooker! 137 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:41,020 I'll eat ya for Christmas, 138 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,540 I'll split, stuff, an' eat ya. 139 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,390 Make me look good with the folks, instead of turkey! 140 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:48,860 Pasquale? 141 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:55,420 If you're here to holler about the scooter, stuff it, 142 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,660 they're deliverin' tomorrow. 143 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:02,380 Insurance, helmet, windshield and trunk, all done. 144 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,860 It's just this bitch tiger, she's stressin' me. 145 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:08,020 She came over on the boat but I'm sendin' her back. 146 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:09,660 Yo, let's talk about the scooter, 147 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:16,290 I'm Martina's dad, certain decisions are mine and her mother's. 148 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:18,380 They've all got one at her age. 149 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:21,860 Playin' the lovin' father when you're never around? 150 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:26,700 Yo', Naples, I'll be the dad, you be the step-father. 151 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:31,100 Oh, Cream Puff, cool it, she's livin' with me, not you. 152 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:34,820 She was beggin' for a scooter, with helmet, windshield and trunk. 153 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:38,420 No offence, but your daughter's a nut-grinder. 154 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:43,100 Yo' guy, you don't scare me, you or that crap tiger. 155 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,140 Hi, Papa. 156 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:46,340 Sweetheart! 157 00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:50,420 My beautiful Snow White! 158 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,700 Omar told me you were here. 159 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:57,220 Thanks for your okay on the scooter! 160 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:03,460 Monday's all set, it's just us two. 161 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:06,540 - Mom's not coming? - Come on, just us two! 162 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:10,580 Okay, just you and me, back to civilization! 163 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:14,750 We'll leave these circus people, this savage world. 164 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:17,620 Such cute dwarfs! Are you Bashful? 165 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,300 - Mind your fucking business. - No, you're Jerkster. 166 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:25,460 Gualtiero, you did right. 167 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:28,340 I said to my wife's guy: 168 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:33,060 "Listen, Kiddo, I'm the dad, for better or worse. 169 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:37,300 If the kid pisses you, tell me, I'll hit him. 170 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:41,170 If he wants a scooter, tell me, I'll buy one. 171 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,660 You focus on screwing my wife, I'm through with that thing." 172 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,260 You're always yaking about her, ticks me off! 173 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,500 That was your first life, now there's me. 174 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,300 Kick that point! 175 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:58,980 When my uncle dumped his wife, he left the wholw kit and caboodle: 176 00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:04,540 wife, 3 kids, mother-in-law, 3 mountain bikes and a beagle. 177 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,340 You'll break it. 178 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:10,860 My husband and I were together for 32 years, dear fools. 179 00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:15,300 We made love every day! 180 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:17,980 - Every day. - And then? 181 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,100 Then he died. 182 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,940 I believe it! 183 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,980 But some evenings, I call him, 184 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,300 I turn off everything, light a candle, call some friends, 185 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:31,020 we make a chain and I call him. 186 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:34,260 - Does he answer? - And how! 187 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,940 Wow, what's your phone card? 188 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,020 You joke, beanhead! 189 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:42,420 Come some evening, you'll end the quips. 190 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,780 Iolanda, so you'd do séances? 191 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:48,300 Not I "would", I do. 192 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,830 Yo', what are you saying? 193 00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:56,990 We've lived in the same building for ten years, who knew. 194 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,780 Should I bring it up at condominium meetings? 195 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:04,460 What then? Some believe, some don't. 196 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,470 Who'll we call? 197 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:18,820 How about calling a star player to the Florence team? 198 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,380 We're calling the dead! 199 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:26,260 Let's call a woman. 200 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,660 Who? 201 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:30,980 The world's most beautiful woman. 202 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:32,620 Who's that? 203 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,900 Let's call Marilyn Monroe. 204 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:46,100 How, in English or Italian? 205 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:49,940 Well, since this is Italy, I'd say Italian. 206 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,780 Think about her. 207 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:58,300 How, dressed or naked? 208 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,210 In an overcoat. 209 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:06,060 However you like, just concentrate on her. 210 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,500 Ready? 211 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:16,500 Now I'll say the magic words. 212 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,780 Don't break the chain! 213 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:29,900 Streak of lightning, skies of blue, Marilyn Monroe, I capture you. 214 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,620 - What's that? - The magic words. 215 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,510 There's no reception. 216 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:39,620 Streak of lightning, skies of blue, Marilyn Monroe, I capture you. 217 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,690 Streak of lightning, pickles in brine, 218 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,900 my meter's expiring and I'll get a fine. 219 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,860 It's dangerous to break the chain. 220 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:07,620 Tell him to move, I can't afford 15 euro for parking. 221 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,860 Let's go! 222 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,060 You people aren't serious! 223 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:16,460 He got scared, won't sleep tonight. 224 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,820 'Night. 225 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:31,950 Even the light's gone. 226 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,700 Streak of lightning... 227 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,940 Skies of blue... 228 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,780 Ridiculous! 229 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:46,780 I capture you! 230 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,420 Who's there? 231 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,260 Who's there? 232 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,380 Guys, is that you? 233 00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,940 Are you hiding? 234 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,110 Who's there? 235 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:44,500 Stop! Yo', who are you? 236 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:48,540 Guess! 237 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,940 - Yo', how'd you get here? - How? 238 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:55,580 You called me! It's the same old story. 239 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:59,100 - It's cold here. - Who are you? 240 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,060 Turn the flashlight off. 241 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:04,140 - Who are you? - Turn the light on. 242 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:07,820 - It's out. - It's back, trust me. 243 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,550 I'm Marilyn, put that racket away. 244 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:17,100 - It's no time for tennis. - Stop! 245 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,780 Nice house! Where are we? 246 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,380 Rome? Venice? 247 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:31,580 I'm calling the Carabinieri, you'll get 5 years. 248 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:34,340 I'll rid you of this "Marilyn" thing, 249 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:37,300 you can explain how you got in. 250 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:47,580 Carabinieri? My name's Gualtiero Marchesi, 251 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,780 like the cook, but I'm not the cook. 252 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,580 I locked a thief in my bathroom, it has no windows. 253 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,700 Hurry, 23 S. Spirito Square. 254 00:17:57,030 --> 00:18:00,860 Push the bell hard, it malfunctions. 255 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:04,660 I called, now you'll tell all. 256 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:09,140 I have an armored door, double windows, got no balcony 257 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:12,420 and I'm on the second floor, how did you get in? 258 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,500 Yo', you're spider man? 259 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:18,300 You called me and I came. 260 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:24,140 I called you? You're screwy in the head, you are! 261 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,500 The loony bin! I'll send you back to the loony bin! 262 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,420 You all say that, you're all so boring. 263 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,660 Who are you? How did you get out? 264 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,940 I had a bathroom with no windows too. 265 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,740 I never used it. 266 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,050 There two of you? 267 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,740 Now you can tell them. 268 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,660 Why the fuck should I bother? 269 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,860 Come in, that was fast. 270 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,510 She's right here. 271 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,620 No, she's not. Know why? 272 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,780 She comes, goes... but now she'll have to explain. 273 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,020 There she is! 274 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:12,940 Now tell them what you told me! 275 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,660 Don't you know? 276 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,590 Just you can see or hear me. 277 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:21,300 Because you called me. 278 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,150 Hear that? She says I called her. 279 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,340 - And who called us? Her? - No, I did. 280 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:30,580 She says I called her. 281 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,580 - Are you joking with us? - Not me, she is. 282 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,110 She's the one, her. 283 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,380 Her, his favorite chair! 284 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,820 - And who called the chair? - What chair? 285 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:48,810 Her, your favorite chair... Was it the table? 286 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,620 Sure, together with the rug, 287 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,540 they're friends. 288 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,860 What the fuck are you saying? Are you nuts? 289 00:19:57,510 --> 00:20:02,530 A little stressed maybe, we'd like to be home at night 290 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:06,500 instead we have to go to other people's homes 291 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,860 to chat with furniture... 292 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,700 Put the racket down. 293 00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,180 Down. 294 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,580 Okay... now where's she going? 295 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,620 Where do chairs go at this hour? 296 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,230 The bathroom! 297 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,540 She's polite, they don't do their business right out here. 298 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,210 Chairs use the bathroom, always have. 299 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,390 I once had a shoe cabinet, 300 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:33,340 it took hour-long showers! 301 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:37,670 Excuse me, you don't see her, right? 302 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,540 Sure! 303 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,380 Sure, we see her! 304 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,900 Just between us, she's a really beautiful chair. 305 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,180 Want to see where we're going now? 306 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,350 Where? 307 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,260 Coffee. 308 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,690 You're drinking my coffee? 309 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,820 It's not mine? Sorry! 310 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,540 This is the Grand Hotel! Some pastries? 311 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,420 Maggesi? 312 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:22,060 Read that report, so we can wrap up this act. 313 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:25,780 "On June 4, 2009, 314 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:28,020 I, the undersigned, Gualtiero Marchesi, 315 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:30,180 like the cook, but I'm not the cook, 316 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,340 called a squad car which came to my self-same apartment. 317 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:37,420 Thinking I, the self-same, had seen Marilyn Monroe..." 318 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,420 A doozie! 319 00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:42,860 "...but it wasn't her, it was my self-same chair. 320 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,900 Thinking the gin I'd drunk had taken effect, 321 00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,830 I, the self-same, excused myself for the call 322 00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:52,810 once having reached Headquarters. Signed: the self-same". 323 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:55,900 How many "self-same"s did you use? 324 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:59,620 - It's not a quiz! - Give me the report. 325 00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,940 It's already printed. 326 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,380 Sign here. 327 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:11,740 If I sign, I pass for a twit. 328 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:15,820 Don't worry, it stays at Headquarters, 329 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,260 right, Self-Same? 330 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:23,660 I understand you, when I got separated, 331 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:26,100 I stayed in the house for two years. 332 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:30,540 I suffered like a dog, but life goes on, we change. 333 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:33,860 I go out now, have fun, you do that too. 334 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:36,580 Get out, have fun, meet someone. 335 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:40,260 Not us two, you and I never meet again! 336 00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,340 But careful, it's penal offense. 337 00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:45,580 Calling the squad car when soused, is minimum two months. 338 00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:47,780 It must have been all that gin, 339 00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:49,860 and the séance. 340 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,460 What séance! 341 00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:55,900 Remember, the past never brings us anything. 342 00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:59,340 The past only brings alimony to pay. 343 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:03,340 - There's a bus stop? - Yeah, down there. 344 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:06,100 Watch out. 345 00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:12,220 Maggesi, where the fuck are you? 346 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,020 What a night! 347 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,780 I've never taken a bus! 348 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:30,660 You don't exist, I've had too much gin and you don't exist. 349 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:32,940 But you called me. 350 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,580 I didn't call you! 351 00:23:35,990 --> 00:23:38,710 I didn't call anyone! 352 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,510 No one! 353 00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:43,220 - Who did you call? - A taxi. 354 00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:48,060 Buses don't run at this hour, can't I call a taxi? 355 00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:53,950 - Are you stupid? - Here again! 356 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:57,300 I told you, only you can hear and see me. 357 00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:00,420 I should believe in ghosts? 358 00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:02,900 - Here I am! - Knock it off! 359 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,540 You don't believe in ghosts? 360 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,060 Off the street! 361 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,580 - What are you doing? - What comes natural. 362 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,300 A ghost... 363 00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:32,510 MENTAL HEALTH CENTER 364 00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:34,660 Don't be alarmed, 365 00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:37,820 but before making a diagnosis 366 00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:40,220 I'd like to know you better. 367 00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:45,220 However, your symptoms suggest the Pignac Syndrome. 368 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,740 Who's Pignac? 369 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:51,380 It's a hallucinatory, maniac-depressive syndrome 370 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:54,660 which is treatable with lithium or simple Trupadrine. 371 00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:58,940 It's unpleasant to hear voices, feel presences. 372 00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:02,780 But it's important to humor them, 373 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:05,020 never oppose them. 374 00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:08,380 We must learn to live with our pathologies, 375 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,900 they'll find their natural outlet, by talking about it. 376 00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:17,700 Next time, we'll try group relational psychotherapy. 377 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:23,140 Ghosts like me are linked to Earth forever, 378 00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:26,620 you won't let us go, you keep calling the same ones. 379 00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:29,420 We'd appreciate some imagination. 380 00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:31,780 Me, Gandhi, Elvis, Chaplin, 381 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:34,580 Oliver Hardy... they stopped calling Stanley 382 00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:36,820 and he passed on, what luck! 383 00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:39,700 Anyway, we don't know where we'll end up. 384 00:25:40,990 --> 00:25:44,420 Common people are luckier, I never thought I'd say that. 385 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:49,860 Besides, it's not so simple, you don't just call and we appear, 386 00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:53,140 it's the heart that calls us. 387 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,820 You spoke my name, 388 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:59,810 but your heart said it, and here I am. 389 00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:05,300 Will you clam up? 390 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:08,540 I see you, hear you, but you're not here. 391 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,140 For now, I'll live with my pathology. 392 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:16,060 It's a sort of mental breakdown, runs in the family, 393 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:18,420 Uncle Bettino had it too, 394 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:23,540 he thought Moses parted the pasta water. 395 00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:30,500 I'm not a pathology, 396 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:33,620 psychiatrists should have more respect. 397 00:26:33,830 --> 00:26:38,820 He probably said to take Trupadrine and you have Pignac Syndrome. 398 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:44,060 When I leave, he'll say he cured you 399 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,260 and you'll drench him in money. 400 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:48,420 That's how psychiatrists work. 401 00:26:48,630 --> 00:26:52,300 Because I will leave, I can't stay with you forever. 402 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:56,460 What a beautiful car, it reminds me of old times. 403 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:58,420 Chauffeur, where to? 404 00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:03,420 You shouldn't be here, I'm going to see my little girl. 405 00:27:04,070 --> 00:27:08,700 - You have a daughter? - Yes, and an ex-wife! 406 00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:13,110 Just stay in the car this evening, 407 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:15,300 or fly away, but don't come with us, 408 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,740 things are fine-line this evening. 409 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,380 These stories intrigue me. 410 00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:23,980 Chauffeur, music! 411 00:27:30,990 --> 00:27:33,420 Don't open your eyes! 412 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:38,110 Come on, Pa! They've been closed 20 minutes. 413 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,260 Where did you bring me? What's my gift? 414 00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:44,180 Wait, don't open your eyes. 415 00:27:44,990 --> 00:27:47,180 Come closer. 416 00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:50,660 Open just your right eye, when I say. 417 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,140 Open. 418 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:57,660 Happy Birthday. 419 00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:00,810 It's beautiful! 420 00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:04,340 You bought me a Frigeri! 421 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:08,020 Diameter 70, focus 900, like you told me. 422 00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:10,700 You're crazy. What did you pay? 423 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,540 More than a scooter. 424 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,580 Antares is so clear! 425 00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:16,860 I can't wait to show Patrik. 426 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:22,260 Who's Patrik? 427 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:27,540 Mom didn't tell you? 428 00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:31,540 We haven't talked much lately. 429 00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:34,020 Patrik is... 430 00:28:35,030 --> 00:28:37,420 Patrik's my boyfriend. 431 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:44,060 - What's wrong? - Patrik's worse than the scooter. 432 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,580 Come on! 433 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:51,460 He's the son of William, our new aerialist. 434 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,300 You'll like him, you'll see. 435 00:28:55,390 --> 00:28:57,780 He rides motorbikes on the high-wire. 436 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,290 One question, 437 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:10,030 it might seem intimate, but we're grown-ups. 438 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,860 You, with this Patrik... 439 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:17,940 No! 440 00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:22,500 We don't make love. 441 00:29:23,310 --> 00:29:25,980 I didn't want to know that. 442 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:29,060 But I'm glad, there's time... 443 00:29:29,270 --> 00:29:32,700 I asked you because we have to be modern parents 444 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:36,100 and live the modernity of this modern question. 445 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,140 Stop! 446 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:40,660 We'll drop it! Okay. 447 00:29:41,550 --> 00:29:44,660 Did you ever give Mom anything as beautiful? 448 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:49,500 Yes, when you were born, a beautiful ring. 449 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:52,340 I know, she wears it sometimes. 450 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,060 She does? 451 00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:58,540 I'm glad. 452 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,580 You still like Mom. 453 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,380 Cut it out. 454 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,660 You still like her. 455 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:08,300 Do you have another woman? 456 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,380 That's a whopper! 457 00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:15,260 Lets' get a picture, me, my little girl and the telescope. 458 00:30:15,870 --> 00:30:18,300 I get it, you don't. 459 00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:20,980 Quiet. 460 00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:25,020 - See how gorgeous we are. - Gorgeous. 461 00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:27,900 - I'm better looking than Patrik. - Sure, lots. 462 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,550 You're beautiful! 463 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,740 - What a beautiful sky. - Thanks, Pa. 464 00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:38,180 No "Pa", I'm your Dad. 465 00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:40,300 I've never liked Papa. 466 00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:43,020 - Say, "Thank you, Dad". - Thank you, dad. 467 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,260 Now you're really my little girl. 468 00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:51,380 Ramona, like my lion make-up? 469 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:55,300 Those eyes are scary, you look like one of them. 470 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:59,820 My granddad did this before going in a cage with six lions. 471 00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:02,620 He said you had to be part of the pride. 472 00:31:05,150 --> 00:31:08,930 - What pride are you part of? - The Blue Lions, Go Naples! 473 00:31:11,990 --> 00:31:15,870 It's late, why doesn't Gualtiero bring my baby back? 474 00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:19,730 Isn't he buzzing around a little too much lately? 475 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,580 It's her birthday today. 476 00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:25,900 You know when I see things buzzing... 477 00:31:29,310 --> 00:31:31,100 I smash them. 478 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:35,270 What was that? 479 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:39,620 Pasquale, the helium tank exploded. 480 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:42,170 Goddammit, again! 481 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:50,700 Where's that wretch Wizard Mancino? 482 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:54,690 He'll be doin' communions and baptisms! 483 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:58,500 We could be dead! He's nuts! 484 00:31:58,870 --> 00:32:03,060 I've had it with that guy, I'm going back to teaching. 485 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:04,580 What happened? 486 00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:09,260 The Wizard wanted to levitate us with the balloon trick, 487 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:12,740 he opened the helium tank and... it blew up. 488 00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:15,710 Hear my voice? We breathed helium. 489 00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:19,220 The tank sky-rocketed and ripped the tent. 490 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:21,300 - Look. - Holy Mother! 491 00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:25,620 And where did the tank go? 492 00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:40,740 Yo', are you crazy? 493 00:32:41,110 --> 00:32:45,100 Another 8 inches and we'd have got it in the head. 494 00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,060 What a wallop! 495 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:48,900 What was it? 496 00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:52,420 Too bad, such a beautiful car. 497 00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:57,420 What's with my voice? 498 00:32:57,670 --> 00:33:00,540 Do I call the firemen? 499 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,940 Is this any hour to bring her home? 500 00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:07,730 Okay, I know we're late, 501 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:10,690 but you don't have to bomb us! 502 00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:16,660 Strong temperament, your daughter. 503 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,100 Takes after her mother, 504 00:33:19,470 --> 00:33:22,380 that's why she preferred that lion tamer to you. 505 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,980 You didn't make the extra effort 506 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:27,300 that all men should. 507 00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:29,420 What effort? 508 00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:32,090 To realize women are like unexplored territory, 509 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:35,380 men should study us to understand our ways, 510 00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:38,230 our language, our politics. 511 00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:41,740 At your age, you should know we think 512 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:44,820 being with a man is a choice, while for you men 513 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:47,860 it's a job, expending energy and money. 514 00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:50,580 Love is like Chutes and Ladders: 515 00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:52,900 if you're good you go forward, 516 00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:56,180 but if you make a mistake, you go back. 517 00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:59,500 - What should I have done? - What you can still do! 518 00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:02,270 - What can I still do? - Bring her back. 519 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:06,310 Think she's still yours? The lion tamer's not for her? 520 00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:08,820 Bring her back to you. 521 00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:12,060 Go to bed Marilyn Monroe and close the windows, 522 00:34:12,270 --> 00:34:14,260 or mosquitoes get in. 523 00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:18,740 We met on Facebook. 524 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:21,980 We chatted and chatted... 525 00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:24,620 One day he asked to meet me. 526 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:29,780 We went to his house and I screwed him. 527 00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:33,780 - Mileto, how are you? - Pretty well. 528 00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:36,340 Just an occasional Freudian slip. 529 00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:38,100 In other words? 530 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:41,460 Yesterday, I got home and found my wife on the couch, 531 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:43,980 I looked at her and said: 532 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,410 "Hi, love". 533 00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:49,860 Then suddenly... "Cowshit, I damn the day 534 00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:51,980 I married you! 535 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,380 You ruined my life, why don't you kill yourself?" 536 00:34:55,590 --> 00:34:58,700 Wow! Which one's the slip? 537 00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:00,620 "Hi, love". 538 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:02,660 Biagioli, you go on. 539 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,700 Nothing to say. I'm thrilled, cured, 540 00:35:05,790 --> 00:35:08,430 even started smoking again and drinking coffee, 541 00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:11,060 but I've stopped following people. 542 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:13,300 I get absolutely no kicks. 543 00:35:13,510 --> 00:35:15,220 He followed people? 544 00:35:15,430 --> 00:35:17,100 All that tailing, 545 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:20,700 in the wind, the sun, to see what they're doing... What do I care? 546 00:35:20,990 --> 00:35:24,540 I don't follow anyone anymore, just the doctor's therapy. 547 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:26,660 Please, Mr. Marchesi. 548 00:35:26,870 --> 00:35:30,180 Hello to all, I'm happy to be here. 549 00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:34,780 The doctor told me you're all very reserved and serious, 550 00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:38,300 it's like talking to old friends. 551 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:41,900 You each speak and you all comment. 552 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:45,180 Sure, but what's the problem? 553 00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:47,460 I have Marilyn Monroe at home. 554 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:54,580 Does she pay rent or watch the kids? 555 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:34,740 Where the fuck is he? 556 00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:38,220 Right here. Hadn't you stopped following people? 557 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:40,950 I was just catching up to you. 558 00:36:41,030 --> 00:36:44,660 - What do you want? - I've something very serious to say. 559 00:36:47,950 --> 00:36:50,100 There are 22 of us, including you. 560 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,900 It's taken ten years to collect 22 similar experiences. 561 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:57,340 You're not crazy! 562 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:01,740 Cut the pills, they just make your pecker limp. 563 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:08,900 We did the séance for a laugh, we were drunk. 564 00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:11,420 But you called her with your heart 565 00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:15,620 and until someone else does, she'll be with you. 566 00:37:17,350 --> 00:37:18,940 Who did you have? 567 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:22,580 - Me? - Who did you have at home? 568 00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:26,530 - Adolph Hitler. - You called him with your heart? 569 00:37:26,630 --> 00:37:30,740 The fuck I did! But I thought about him intensely 570 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:33,060 to spit in his face! 571 00:37:33,270 --> 00:37:36,220 He sat in my kitchen for 25 days. 572 00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:38,500 He made me argue with the whole condominium, 573 00:37:38,710 --> 00:37:41,300 he wanted to bomb building C. 574 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,860 A real piece of shit! 575 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:49,020 Listen, I travel the world looking for people like us, 576 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:52,860 who've had this awesome experience. 577 00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:57,980 Live it intensely, it can change your life from this... to this. 578 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:01,420 A kid in Bern 579 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:04,190 called for Leonardo Da Vinci. 580 00:38:04,670 --> 00:38:07,820 Leonardo got glued to the PlayStation. 581 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:11,060 Leonardo Da Vinci played with the PlayStation? 582 00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:14,820 Soccer, he took a minor league team 583 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:17,220 all the way to the World Cup. 584 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:20,980 A minor league team to World Champions! He's a genius! 585 00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:26,340 You're my contact in act, 586 00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:30,740 till now, I met only people whose experience had ended, 587 00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:33,340 but you're on-going! 588 00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:37,380 Take me to her, I have to talk to her 589 00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:39,660 or I'll follow you. 590 00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:49,460 It's an honor to meet you, I've seen all your films! 591 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:55,420 You're the best artist on the international scene. 592 00:38:55,510 --> 00:39:00,220 It's an honor to be face-to-face with you... 593 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:03,460 Who's he talking to? Who is this guy? 594 00:39:04,390 --> 00:39:07,060 What's he want? Why's he here? 595 00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:13,900 He explained it to me, he said you're really here. 596 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,740 I mean, you're not here but you are. 597 00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:17,620 She's in the kitchen with you? 598 00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:19,980 - Yes. - Then say so! 599 00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:22,900 Good Lord... 600 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:29,300 Miss, as I was saying, it's an honor to meet you, 601 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,380 I've seen all your films. 602 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:35,940 I think you're the best international artist. 603 00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:39,660 You said that already! Talking to the fridge? 604 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:42,980 - Where's Miss Monroe? - Here on the right. 605 00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:45,460 Turn... 606 00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:48,020 I have to ask a favor, 607 00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:50,780 this is a unique opportunity for me. 608 00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:54,020 - He's looking at my chest. - He can't see you. 609 00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:55,820 What's she say? 610 00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:58,300 That she's taller, you're looking at her boobs. 611 00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:03,140 Forgive me, not on purpose! I'll come to the point. 612 00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:08,740 I can do something incredible with you. 613 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:12,460 I can take your picture. 614 00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:16,020 He can take a picture of me? 615 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:21,300 What a beautiful day. I'm having a wonderful time with you, Gualtiero. 616 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:23,340 Let's go! 617 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,900 She's talking? What's she say? 618 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,900 She's having fun, 619 00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:31,180 but I don't see how this works. 620 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:35,940 How can the speed camera take her picture too? 621 00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:39,740 I'll say it again: when the camera clicks, 622 00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:43,780 you see a flash and get a load of adrenaline, 623 00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:46,220 remember it's a 200-euro fine. 624 00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:49,780 Adrenaline is a hormonal neuro-transmitter 625 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,660 which fills the car with benzene which then does what? 626 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:56,980 It molecularizes the nitrogen dioxide that ghosts are made of 627 00:40:57,230 --> 00:40:59,020 and the ghost shows up. 628 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:00,780 You're nuts. 629 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:02,980 It's already happened in England. 630 00:41:03,190 --> 00:41:06,220 A guy on a motorbike zoomed by a speed camera. 631 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:07,830 Know who was riding with him? 632 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,300 - Who? - Agatha Christie! 633 00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:13,660 No helmet, she loves a thrill. 634 00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:17,780 - How fast do we have to go? - The faster, the better. 635 00:41:17,870 --> 00:41:22,860 Don't worry, no one's here at this hour and I'm a good driver. 636 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:26,300 I raced the Formula 4 many times. 637 00:41:28,310 --> 00:41:30,770 Stop drinking! 638 00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:34,180 I gotta build my courage. 639 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:39,140 Let's take two, in case the first doesn't come out. 640 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,780 Fasten your seat belts! 641 00:41:40,990 --> 00:41:43,060 Why do we have to go in reverse? 642 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:48,470 There's more adrenaline, and we'll come out better too. 643 00:41:50,270 --> 00:41:53,140 This is the picture of my life! 644 00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:03,220 - Slow down! - No, it won't take! 645 00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:07,860 Smile! 646 00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:18,300 We did it. 647 00:42:19,030 --> 00:42:21,300 Smell the dioxide! 648 00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:23,540 We're full of dioxide! 649 00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:28,900 Look who's here! 650 00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:37,420 I contest the fine, I smell a formal notification. 651 00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:40,300 What a wonderful day! 652 00:42:40,550 --> 00:42:44,180 Show me the picture, open that fucking box. 653 00:42:47,950 --> 00:42:49,980 I want to see the picture. 654 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:52,140 Want to see where we're going now? 655 00:42:55,870 --> 00:42:57,270 Your beer. 656 00:42:57,470 --> 00:42:59,860 - A nice beer! - It's the officer's. 657 00:43:00,230 --> 00:43:02,100 I thought it was mine. 658 00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:04,980 Sure, this is the Grand Hotel! 659 00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:07,710 - Some pastries? - Great! 660 00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:10,900 You've had enough to drink. 661 00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:14,220 He guzzled a whole bottle of champagne. 662 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:17,300 You're a good person, let us go, 663 00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:21,550 give him a warning and we'll all go home. 664 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,740 We're revoking his license! 665 00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:26,460 The situation's complicating for you two. 666 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:31,380 Why the fuck were you in reverse at 75 mph? 667 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:33,100 Can I see the picture? 668 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,500 Biagioli, why do you want this fine at all costs? 669 00:43:35,710 --> 00:43:38,220 It's not a fine, it's a certificate. 670 00:43:38,430 --> 00:43:42,700 Officer, you know me by now, I met Biagioli 671 00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:46,790 at a psychiatrist's, he's not well either. 672 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:50,820 We'll pay the fine, say goodbye and let bygones be bygones. 673 00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:54,870 - Fine and picture'll be sent home. - You have my address? 674 00:43:55,070 --> 00:44:00,420 - It's important. - You gave it to us four times! 675 00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:02,820 He's right... Can we go? 676 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:05,500 - We can't. - We'll stay here. 677 00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:10,170 I'd like to know what's "in act" with you two. 678 00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:15,940 "In act", meaning? 679 00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:21,540 Biagioli told Maggesi you have something "in act". 680 00:44:22,230 --> 00:44:24,870 Right, Maggesi? Snap to! 681 00:44:24,950 --> 00:44:28,500 - Come on, Maggesi. - Reread his statement. 682 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:31,050 Reread my statement to me. 683 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:34,620 - "On June 25th..." - Not all of it! 684 00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:38,660 - Just the "in act" part. - The beginning was nice too. 685 00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:42,860 "At the speed of about 75 mph, 686 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:46,700 I, the self-same, activated the speed camera, 687 00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:51,020 obtaining a picture which will show the phenomenon 'in act'." 688 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,450 What fucking story are you telling? 689 00:44:54,670 --> 00:44:57,740 To get reimbursement from certain friends of ours. 690 00:44:57,950 --> 00:45:01,460 And I was a little muddled from the champagne. 691 00:45:01,790 --> 00:45:06,540 Reimbursement, our friends! I want to know what's "in act". 692 00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:12,060 Nothing, a nervous breakdown, that's what's "in act". 693 00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:14,380 In fact, we're drinking. 694 00:45:14,590 --> 00:45:16,580 Don't underrate yourself. 695 00:45:16,950 --> 00:45:22,380 This kid's got a presence "in act". 696 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,930 - What presence? - Nothing! 697 00:45:25,030 --> 00:45:29,140 What fucking story's that? The officer's not interested. 698 00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:31,780 Moderate you language. 699 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:34,460 The officer can't understand. 700 00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:37,500 Who do you think you're talking to? 701 00:45:37,910 --> 00:45:41,020 - Who was in the car with you? - No one. 702 00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:45,140 - What to know who was there? - Yes. 703 00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:48,700 No, he doesn't, let's pay the fine and go. 704 00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:50,740 - Do you want to know? - Let's pay and go. 705 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:52,980 Ladies and Gentlemen, 706 00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:56,220 with Gualtiero, in his car, 707 00:45:56,430 --> 00:45:59,700 was the great Marilyn Monroe! 708 00:46:07,950 --> 00:46:10,590 - Is he dangerous? - Pretty much. 709 00:46:13,150 --> 00:46:16,020 I had to run into you in life. 710 00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:18,620 You almost got us arrested. 711 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:23,340 That officer didn't understand a thing, we bamboozled him. 712 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:28,020 And now we've done something great! 713 00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:31,340 We'll be in that picture forever. 714 00:46:33,150 --> 00:46:34,940 Let's keep in touch, 715 00:46:35,150 --> 00:46:39,220 we're a family, I'm fond of you and want to see you happy. 716 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:43,340 So recoup your wife or find another one, 717 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:46,190 even two, but love someone. 718 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:49,060 Because if you love, you never die. 719 00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,820 Arnolfo, I think... 720 00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:04,580 - He's a ghost too? - I'm here. 721 00:47:05,150 --> 00:47:07,420 The ghost's tying his shoelaces. 722 00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:11,340 I'll see you at Verdicchio's. 723 00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:33,460 Cold tonight, huh? 724 00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:39,340 So, you're... Marilyn Monroe. 725 00:47:40,790 --> 00:47:44,260 Born in Los Angeles on June 1, 1926. 726 00:47:44,550 --> 00:47:46,700 June 1st, that very day. 727 00:47:47,510 --> 00:47:49,500 Real name was... 728 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:51,660 Norma Jean Baker. 729 00:47:52,550 --> 00:47:56,860 Born on June 1st, can't be another. 730 00:48:00,390 --> 00:48:04,380 And so, I'm here this evening, talking to Marilyn Monroe. 731 00:48:07,590 --> 00:48:10,150 Here on the Arno River with Marilyn. 732 00:48:14,710 --> 00:48:18,340 It's late, I work tomorrow. 733 00:48:18,950 --> 00:48:21,780 Let's go! What do you do? 734 00:48:27,470 --> 00:48:30,420 The water comes in spurts, it must be clogged. 735 00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:33,420 I said a thousand times, 736 00:48:33,630 --> 00:48:36,660 the filters must be cleaned every week. 737 00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:43,340 Don't you add cyanuric acid to the chlorine in the pool? 738 00:48:44,390 --> 00:48:48,060 - No. - Then of course it's clogged. 739 00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:49,820 Bronze oxidizes! 740 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,310 That's his job? 741 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:58,630 I'll put a little turpentine on him. 742 00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:02,860 - How's it going? - Fine. 743 00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:07,460 - Meaning? - I had my wedding reception here. 744 00:49:08,830 --> 00:49:13,180 Yes, I remember, it was my first year here. 745 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:17,220 - How long were you married? - I was married eight years. 746 00:49:18,070 --> 00:49:22,060 Then you know how these things go: "I have to talk to you..." 747 00:49:22,270 --> 00:49:24,540 and zap, the lawyers jump in. 748 00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:26,700 Are you alright? 749 00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:30,380 - Who are you talking to? - Not to you. 750 00:49:32,390 --> 00:49:34,900 But now he pees. 751 00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:41,820 Put your hands on his little wiener once a week. 752 00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:46,980 You don't like going back to that terrace, do you? 753 00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:49,620 - Why? - You seem edgy. 754 00:49:49,830 --> 00:49:51,980 You're still in love with your wife. 755 00:49:52,070 --> 00:49:53,580 No! 756 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:57,100 I mean, yes... it's a no that's more like a yes. 757 00:49:57,310 --> 00:49:59,660 - No, it's no! - So, it's yes. 758 00:50:01,350 --> 00:50:04,220 She says he has magnetic eyes. 759 00:50:04,430 --> 00:50:07,420 Maybe, magnetic eyes attract. 760 00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:11,340 As for magnetic, I don't even have an ATM card, 761 00:50:12,230 --> 00:50:14,500 it de-magnetized four times. 762 00:50:15,630 --> 00:50:17,660 You can do more. 763 00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:23,940 Listen, let's talk seriously. 764 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,020 Where did she go? 765 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:33,180 Look where she is! 766 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:40,660 Excuse me! 767 00:50:42,390 --> 00:50:46,170 I did all I could to keep my family, 768 00:50:46,390 --> 00:50:49,620 I work like a dog, no drugs, I respect my folks, 769 00:50:50,390 --> 00:50:53,110 I don't go with hookers, what more can I do? 770 00:50:53,310 --> 00:50:55,420 I'm the ideal husband. 771 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:58,500 The ideal husband stays celibate. 772 00:50:58,710 --> 00:51:00,780 Yo', look who's talking! 773 00:51:02,030 --> 00:51:06,740 If she returned, would you take her back? 774 00:51:07,590 --> 00:51:11,820 - No! - Let's get her back! 775 00:51:37,070 --> 00:51:39,820 Here I am, want me? 776 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:42,900 I'm the World Champion. Who am I? 777 00:51:43,390 --> 00:51:45,220 The World Champion! 778 00:51:45,990 --> 00:51:47,980 And who said so? 779 00:51:48,590 --> 00:51:50,620 Him? You! 780 00:51:51,270 --> 00:51:53,220 Know somethin'? 781 00:51:53,430 --> 00:51:56,900 They say no one would battle a tiger, bare-handed. 782 00:51:57,630 --> 00:52:02,420 Maybe they've never seen the Stallion of Posillipo. 783 00:52:09,350 --> 00:52:14,100 See that fierce tiger? 784 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:19,650 You, fierce? You're a cat lickin' your nails. 785 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,540 Doin' a manicure? 786 00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:26,620 It's easier than I thought, he's no magnetic man. 787 00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:30,060 He's a beast! Let's go see your wife. 788 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:36,260 Omar, if you feed the rabbit before the show, 789 00:52:37,110 --> 00:52:39,670 he shits in the hat. 790 00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:44,060 Rabbits do that: eat, shit. 791 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,940 Go to her and say: 792 00:52:47,150 --> 00:52:49,260 "My darling, I came all this way to see you". 793 00:52:49,350 --> 00:52:52,300 "Darling" no, I'll say"Ramona". 794 00:52:52,510 --> 00:52:55,420 - Darling! - Ramona! 795 00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:02,780 Hi, "ramarling"... 796 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:07,100 I've come to see your new number. 797 00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:10,460 What a surprise! All the way to Rimini? 798 00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:15,140 Martina told me you have a new number. 799 00:53:15,230 --> 00:53:18,300 - I wanted to be here. - I wanted to be here. 800 00:53:18,390 --> 00:53:20,580 Strange, you've never been interested in my work. 801 00:53:20,670 --> 00:53:22,700 I was jealous. 802 00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:29,420 It's not true I never gave a hoot about your work. 803 00:53:29,830 --> 00:53:32,060 - I was jealous. - I was busy. 804 00:53:32,950 --> 00:53:34,660 - Jealous! - Busy. 805 00:53:34,870 --> 00:53:37,900 - Jealous... - Busy... 806 00:53:40,390 --> 00:53:42,140 I was very busy. 807 00:53:42,350 --> 00:53:45,100 I heard you! You're strange, what's wrong? 808 00:53:45,870 --> 00:53:50,260 - I'm moved. - No, that's too much. 809 00:53:51,230 --> 00:53:53,580 - Too much? - I'm moved. 810 00:53:57,830 --> 00:54:01,500 Yes... I'm a bit moved. 811 00:54:09,670 --> 00:54:14,100 - Yo', Pasquale, so? - Gualtiero, where'd you come from? 812 00:54:14,190 --> 00:54:16,650 Ask not my steed, from whence I come, 813 00:54:16,870 --> 00:54:19,180 but the heart of the maiden who wished it. 814 00:54:22,790 --> 00:54:24,060 Where'd you come from? 815 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:28,580 It's a quote from "King Arthur", it always works. 816 00:54:31,230 --> 00:54:34,220 Yo', ask not my steed, Pasqual, 817 00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:37,390 ask not my... yo', what? 818 00:54:37,470 --> 00:54:40,190 - From whence I come. - From whence I come. 819 00:54:40,270 --> 00:54:42,420 But ask the heart of the maiden who wished it. 820 00:54:42,510 --> 00:54:45,540 But ask the heart of the maiden who wished it. 821 00:54:46,470 --> 00:54:47,870 What maiden? 822 00:54:48,070 --> 00:54:50,220 The steed's. 823 00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:52,060 - And what's he want? - Who? 824 00:54:52,270 --> 00:54:54,940 - That steed! - The maiden. 825 00:54:55,270 --> 00:54:58,260 - The steed desires the maiden? - Yo', ask the heart! 826 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,660 - Are ya fuckin' me? - Yes. 827 00:55:00,870 --> 00:55:04,910 No, it's just that... I'll explain. 828 00:55:06,190 --> 00:55:09,220 A little imagination on your part too. 829 00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:11,540 It's just that... I mean... 830 00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:17,540 I came to Rimini because there's an Italy-in-Miniature Park, 831 00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:20,660 it's very pretty and I wanted to take my little girl. 832 00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:24,420 You have to let us know when you want to take her out. 833 00:55:24,990 --> 00:55:26,540 Did you call? 834 00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:32,100 Sure, of course! 835 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,550 - I called. - There, you stinker! 836 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:41,820 Ramona, after Wizard Mancino there's our new number. 837 00:55:43,230 --> 00:55:45,790 - Concentration. - Concentration! 838 00:55:45,990 --> 00:55:50,460 The new number's afterwards... I called, Pasqual! 839 00:56:01,910 --> 00:56:06,930 Now you'll see a ballistic marvel. 840 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,500 I'll do the same exercise, 841 00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:11,580 but back-to. 842 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:17,220 Only two of us in the world do this, 843 00:56:17,430 --> 00:56:19,780 me and my mentor, 844 00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:24,580 98 years old, Shaolin monk, the great Sainghinpò. 845 00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:29,900 Now residing in Mazzara del Vallo, no one's perfect. 846 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:35,500 Remember: 847 00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:38,430 your courage is my courage. 848 00:56:41,510 --> 00:56:43,660 One, two... 849 00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:46,460 three, four... 850 00:56:55,030 --> 00:56:56,780 Magnetic! 851 00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:13,980 Good for you, Ramona, you were right to come, 852 00:57:14,270 --> 00:57:16,940 it's a huge surprise! 853 00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:20,980 - I'll leave if you want. - I said it's a huge surprise. 854 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:25,340 Besides, this way, the family's reunited. 855 00:57:26,670 --> 00:57:28,150 How did you meet? 856 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:31,420 One summer in Marradi. 857 00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:36,020 Where is it? Marradi's not here. 858 00:57:37,630 --> 00:57:41,220 It's not? They didn't put it in? Management! 859 00:57:41,430 --> 00:57:46,220 My life's most important place isn't here? I'll put it in. 860 00:57:46,310 --> 00:57:51,020 This is the fountain in Marradi and the woods. 861 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:55,460 - Where was I conceived? - Mom can tell you. 862 00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,860 On the Matterhorn? At 14 thousand feet? 863 00:57:58,070 --> 00:58:00,860 - At the Shangri La hut. - At 14 thousand feet. 864 00:58:01,070 --> 00:58:05,740 At 14,003, to be precise, we slept on a platform. 865 00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:11,140 Look how pretty she came, it was the good air. 866 00:58:12,350 --> 00:58:14,060 And your honeymoon? 867 00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:20,420 How trite, a honeymoon in Venice! 868 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:25,020 One night, in passing! The second night, know where? 869 00:58:25,230 --> 00:58:29,300 - You went through Rome? - Sure, for the Pope's blessing. 870 00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:31,780 Let's see if he's home. 871 00:58:32,630 --> 00:58:34,660 Mr. Pope, are you in? 872 00:58:35,390 --> 00:58:39,620 He's not, it's summer and he goes to Castel Gandolfo. 873 00:58:41,470 --> 00:58:44,380 Isn't Papa more fun than Pasquale? 874 00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:47,410 Good, pummel her. 875 00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:52,620 Come on, it's easy. 876 00:59:06,350 --> 00:59:11,660 In light of this splendid day, we should go out to dinner 877 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,500 and talk a little. 878 00:59:13,590 --> 00:59:17,580 In light of this splendid day we really should talk. 879 00:59:19,030 --> 00:59:20,780 This is the Merengue. 880 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:32,900 Did she invite you to dinner or did you? 881 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:36,220 I did. 882 00:59:36,590 --> 00:59:40,300 But she repeated: "In light of this splendid day 883 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:41,860 we should talk". 884 00:59:42,070 --> 00:59:43,860 She said "splendid"? 885 00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:48,300 She did... and I'll say one thing more. 886 00:59:48,510 --> 00:59:50,940 I think I saw in her eyes 887 00:59:51,150 --> 00:59:55,500 a crisis between her and Pasquale, if you really want to know. 888 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:04,380 You're happy this evening 889 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:06,660 and joy brings only good things. 890 01:00:10,950 --> 01:00:13,900 Marilyn, I'm really fond of you. 891 01:00:40,390 --> 01:00:41,790 What a hick! 892 01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:44,460 A real hick! 893 01:00:45,950 --> 01:00:48,900 She made a quip, did you hear? 894 01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:52,700 "Massimo gives me the best cannoli", even ironical! 895 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,020 Are you a moron? Know who she is? 896 01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:57,220 She's Monsignor Rellini's niece. 897 01:00:57,430 --> 01:01:00,500 Know how much the Monsignor orders every week? 898 01:01:01,430 --> 01:01:03,020 I know. 899 01:01:03,230 --> 01:01:07,420 Since we opened, we haven't taken off. 900 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:10,500 You said all your friends would come and where are they? 901 01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:13,660 People don't come, it's too expensive. 902 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:17,260 You'd think you use pure gold in the cannolis. 903 01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:20,860 Good stuff's always expensive! 904 01:01:21,070 --> 01:01:23,220 No, look! 905 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,020 Sorry, it's his fault. 906 01:01:25,230 --> 01:01:26,820 I have a dinner tonight. 907 01:01:27,030 --> 01:01:28,620 I didn't do it on purpose. 908 01:01:28,830 --> 01:01:30,460 Yo', what now? 909 01:01:30,670 --> 01:01:34,140 He ticks me off, I knead all day, then see? 910 01:01:34,350 --> 01:01:37,740 Go get my jacket, we're the same size. 911 01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:42,220 - And this? - I'll stop by the cleaner's. 912 01:01:44,190 --> 01:01:46,340 - Are you open? - No, fuck off. 913 01:01:46,550 --> 01:01:48,980 - What? - As you like, go! 914 01:01:49,910 --> 01:01:52,820 - This has lights. - Lights? 915 01:01:53,070 --> 01:01:56,740 I wear it to parties. 916 01:01:57,390 --> 01:01:59,500 They're off, can't even see them, 917 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:01,820 just don't touch the switch in the pocket, 918 01:02:02,030 --> 01:02:03,820 the batteries are even dead. 919 01:02:04,030 --> 01:02:05,900 - It's perfect on me. - A gem! 920 01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:07,660 This is what you asked me for, 921 01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:11,100 although you're the only one who takes pastries to a restaurant. 922 01:02:11,710 --> 01:02:16,060 - The surprise has a star on it. - Star, surprise. 923 01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:18,260 I'll let you know tomorrow. 924 01:02:24,230 --> 01:02:28,980 The Egyptian Consul's daughter is picking up pastries for 600 euro, 925 01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:31,650 watch what you say! 926 01:02:33,390 --> 01:02:35,850 She's not coming anymore, for sure. 927 01:02:36,430 --> 01:02:38,220 - Trust me. - Why? 928 01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:41,070 Just guessing. 929 01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:02,430 Maitre? 930 01:03:03,550 --> 01:03:08,460 As soon as seated, bring on the violin, flowers, 931 01:03:08,670 --> 01:03:10,260 then the surprise. 932 01:03:10,350 --> 01:03:14,980 It's the fifth time you've said: violin, flowers and then surprise. 933 01:03:15,870 --> 01:03:17,380 Don't worry. 934 01:03:18,230 --> 01:03:22,140 Maitre, remember, the surprise afterwards, 935 01:03:22,430 --> 01:03:24,420 violin first and flowers. 936 01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:27,300 That makes six times. 937 01:03:52,310 --> 01:03:54,020 Gualtiero, you blind? 938 01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:57,750 Yo', how come you're here? 939 01:03:58,910 --> 01:04:02,020 I came instead, you know what they say? 940 01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:05,220 Life's a storm and gettin' it in the ass is lightnin'. 941 01:04:22,470 --> 01:04:24,700 Must be typical of the place. 942 01:04:26,270 --> 01:04:29,060 No, not the flowers! 943 01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:32,770 You're here? 944 01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:37,860 I don't know why they put these flowers here. 945 01:04:37,950 --> 01:04:41,180 Violin and flowers! Then, surprise. 946 01:04:42,150 --> 01:04:43,580 You dunno? 947 01:04:43,790 --> 01:04:47,570 Because this is a romantic restaurant, 948 01:04:47,790 --> 01:04:50,700 people bring their girlfriends, wives for anniversaries 949 01:04:51,630 --> 01:04:53,420 and their lovers on Mondays. 950 01:04:53,710 --> 01:04:56,700 Whadya say, I look like a cuckold? 951 01:04:57,870 --> 01:04:58,980 No. 952 01:05:01,350 --> 01:05:04,620 It's balanced, this really flies. 953 01:05:07,150 --> 01:05:09,060 Better go. 954 01:05:11,030 --> 01:05:13,750 What do you want? 955 01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:17,140 - Have you ever liked me? - No. 956 01:05:17,550 --> 01:05:20,540 - Think I've ever liked you? - Don't think so. 957 01:05:20,630 --> 01:05:24,300 - Know why not? - Why not? 958 01:05:24,510 --> 01:05:26,580 We don't understand each other. 959 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:31,220 I don't get a word when you talk, you speak "Chi-chinese". 960 01:05:31,550 --> 01:05:34,820 I guess we Tuscans do talk strange. 961 01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:39,420 You don't have "c", you call a couch, a 'ouch. 962 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:43,990 The faucet's a "tap". 963 01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:46,820 But ya blow my mind 964 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:50,500 by callin' the toilet "john". 965 01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:52,860 Who the fuck's this John? 966 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:58,620 Sure, you got the Tuscan cigar, but I don't smoke. 967 01:06:02,550 --> 01:06:04,220 How long's he staying? 968 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:07,500 You're such a coward, 969 01:06:07,710 --> 01:06:09,780 a woman with no backbone. 970 01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:12,980 He's waiting for you and you send that barbarian. 971 01:06:13,190 --> 01:06:15,220 You don't deserve a man like Gualtiero. 972 01:06:15,590 --> 01:06:17,020 What a headache! 973 01:06:17,110 --> 01:06:20,340 Maybe he has no magnetic eyes or an ATM card, 974 01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:22,460 but he's a good man. 975 01:06:23,190 --> 01:06:24,820 You're mean! 976 01:06:26,910 --> 01:06:30,620 I'll say it again, 'cause you're kinda distracted. 977 01:06:31,670 --> 01:06:36,260 The extended family flow chart goes like this... 978 01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:41,340 Twenty years ago these problems didn't exist, 979 01:06:41,550 --> 01:06:45,220 you separated, there was no fuckin' ball-breaker ex-husband, 980 01:06:45,430 --> 01:06:47,420 but now we're modern and the family has... 981 01:06:47,990 --> 01:06:49,260 Extended. 982 01:06:49,470 --> 01:06:51,300 You're gettin' the idea. 983 01:06:51,510 --> 01:06:53,140 Listen good, this is me. 984 01:06:54,150 --> 01:06:56,300 Me and Ramona, the girl's in the middle. 985 01:06:57,270 --> 01:07:00,860 Really, you should be off the napkin. 986 01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:04,900 Despite the judge's sentence, we've got heart 987 01:07:05,110 --> 01:07:08,180 and we allow ya on the napkin. - Thank you. 988 01:07:08,270 --> 01:07:10,060 But don't go overboard. 989 01:07:10,270 --> 01:07:13,180 This escapade outside the napkin, what's it mean? 990 01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:16,380 If there's a napkin, you gotta stay on it. 991 01:07:16,590 --> 01:07:19,310 You wanna take the girl and Ramona off the napkin 992 01:07:19,510 --> 01:07:23,140 leavin' just me, like a jerk, on the napkin? 993 01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:26,140 Surprise! 994 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:29,660 - No dessert, no! - Why not? 995 01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:33,180 - We've got diabetes. - I don't. 996 01:07:33,390 --> 01:07:35,740 - Take mine. - Eat ya own. 997 01:07:37,790 --> 01:07:40,020 They're the same, yours, mine... 998 01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:44,500 What's mine will never be yours. 999 01:07:52,670 --> 01:07:55,130 I told you to eat mine. 1000 01:07:58,470 --> 01:08:00,300 Gimme that napkin. 1001 01:08:04,350 --> 01:08:06,810 Just a little something. 1002 01:08:14,270 --> 01:08:16,100 What are you doing here? 1003 01:08:18,270 --> 01:08:20,700 Pasquale, would you leave us? 1004 01:08:24,790 --> 01:08:27,580 This is his gift for the wedding. 1005 01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:30,500 What wedding? 1006 01:08:35,190 --> 01:08:39,180 I was a bitch to send Pasquale. 1007 01:08:40,590 --> 01:08:42,580 You don't deserve it, 1008 01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:45,660 I want to say it, looking you in the eye. 1009 01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:47,660 Look me in the eye. 1010 01:08:50,670 --> 01:08:52,500 I'm marrying Pasquale. 1011 01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:57,500 I'll tell Martina tomorrow. 1012 01:08:58,390 --> 01:09:01,340 I wanted to tell you first, who knows how she'll take it, 1013 01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:02,750 so I need your help. 1014 01:09:04,070 --> 01:09:05,700 Anything else? 1015 01:09:06,670 --> 01:09:10,060 I just want one gift, come to my wedding. 1016 01:09:11,990 --> 01:09:15,020 It's important for Martina! Promise me. 1017 01:09:17,190 --> 01:09:18,900 Promise me. 1018 01:09:19,310 --> 01:09:20,940 Okay, I promise. 1019 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,260 Thank you, I knew you'd understand. 1020 01:09:29,870 --> 01:09:32,100 Sorry about the evening. 1021 01:09:32,390 --> 01:09:33,820 Happens. 1022 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:49,380 Now I'm really off the napkin! 1023 01:10:58,310 --> 01:11:01,940 If you exist, move that paper with your mind, 1024 01:11:02,150 --> 01:11:04,500 give me the lottery numbers, 1025 01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:08,620 or tell me my great-grandmother's name. 1026 01:11:10,110 --> 01:11:12,420 We aren't able to do that. 1027 01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:16,190 There's just one way to make contact with people, 1028 01:11:16,390 --> 01:11:18,700 I discovered it by mistake. 1029 01:11:19,070 --> 01:11:20,550 Watch. 1030 01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:26,650 Gentlemen, are you retired? 1031 01:11:28,070 --> 01:11:33,060 See? If I yell they get headaches. 1032 01:11:33,150 --> 01:11:35,420 Kids, 1033 01:11:35,830 --> 01:11:38,260 are you going to get married? 1034 01:11:48,990 --> 01:11:52,770 I feel as empty as this square. 1035 01:11:54,150 --> 01:11:55,900 This square isn't empty. 1036 01:11:59,470 --> 01:12:01,020 Meaning? 1037 01:12:04,550 --> 01:12:06,380 Never feel alone. 1038 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:12,460 Someone will certainly get angry with me, 1039 01:12:13,270 --> 01:12:16,420 but you're a good person, so I'll risk it. 1040 01:12:16,510 --> 01:12:19,460 Trust me, close your eyes. 1041 01:12:20,550 --> 01:12:23,900 Remember, no one ever really dies, 1042 01:12:24,670 --> 01:12:27,660 we live in the minds of those who love us, 1043 01:12:28,230 --> 01:12:30,500 no one goes away forever. 1044 01:12:53,350 --> 01:12:55,220 Who are they? 1045 01:12:56,030 --> 01:12:57,510 Colleagues! 1046 01:13:58,670 --> 01:14:00,380 Here's the rundown. 1047 01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:05,140 10,100 euro, tax included, for the damage to the Maserati, 1048 01:14:05,470 --> 01:14:08,500 9,000 for the scooter Urania took, 1049 01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:13,620 1,200 I owe for your work, so here's a 100 bill. 1050 01:14:14,030 --> 01:14:15,540 And we're even. 1051 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:17,660 I'll put it here. 1052 01:14:18,790 --> 01:14:21,510 Thanks, we both sure made out. 1053 01:14:32,870 --> 01:14:34,940 Alda Marini, see this shovel? 1054 01:14:37,270 --> 01:14:39,260 We understand each other. 1055 01:14:40,830 --> 01:14:43,660 Mr. Director, of course he's peeing too much, 1056 01:14:44,350 --> 01:14:47,380 you mounted his wiener backwards. 1057 01:14:48,630 --> 01:14:51,500 I'll fix it and check the pH. 1058 01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:13,100 This applause is for you Mr. Marchesi. 1059 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:16,460 Although you came to our meetings so little, 1060 01:15:16,670 --> 01:15:18,340 you did it all yourself. 1061 01:15:19,230 --> 01:15:22,500 Disappearance itself is a healing symptom, 1062 01:15:22,990 --> 01:15:24,980 the pathology's gone. 1063 01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:28,780 I'm not cured at all, I'm worse. 1064 01:15:28,870 --> 01:15:31,060 In what way? 1065 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:34,060 I suffer more than before. 1066 01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:38,540 I liked this companionship really. 1067 01:15:40,310 --> 01:15:44,020 On the one hand, I'm off the napkin, 1068 01:15:46,510 --> 01:15:51,140 on the other, I fell in love with a ghost. 1069 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,460 Iolanda, it's me. 1070 01:15:59,630 --> 01:16:03,740 I'm Marchesi, first floor, I'm looking for Iolanda, 1071 01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:06,740 I'd like to do a séance with her. 1072 01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:10,460 Iolanda's at a beauty farm, the 15th to the 30th. 1073 01:16:11,110 --> 01:16:14,060 - She's back on the 30th. - The 15th to the 30th. 1074 01:16:14,510 --> 01:16:15,910 Thank you. 1075 01:16:22,630 --> 01:16:27,300 Excuse me, are you Iolanda's husband? 1076 01:16:27,390 --> 01:16:31,620 Her husband died 14 years ago, I'm a cousin. 1077 01:16:32,230 --> 01:16:34,660 My mistake, goodbye. 1078 01:16:58,110 --> 01:16:59,540 What? 1079 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,820 I need to pee, I'm going home. 1080 01:17:02,030 --> 01:17:04,060 Is the bathroom occupied? 1081 01:17:04,150 --> 01:17:08,300 There's a line, they're giggling, touching, it's not my thing. 1082 01:17:08,510 --> 01:17:11,740 - You said there were women. - The waitress is awesome. 1083 01:17:11,950 --> 01:17:15,990 It's half an hour, she's been smooching with the DJ's girlfriend. 1084 01:17:16,190 --> 01:17:18,500 I'll get Massimo and we'll all go. 1085 01:17:19,830 --> 01:17:21,380 I'll wait on the porch swing. 1086 01:17:26,190 --> 01:17:28,580 - Nice party, huh? - Yeah, great. 1087 01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:33,660 Life's funny! You're here too this evening. 1088 01:17:38,550 --> 01:17:40,940 Yo', officer, what the fuck are you doing here? 1089 01:17:41,150 --> 01:17:43,940 I'm off duty and looking for fun, like you. 1090 01:17:44,150 --> 01:17:46,900 - I'm going home. - Let's go. 1091 01:17:47,110 --> 01:17:49,900 - Piss off! - A dance? 1092 01:17:50,110 --> 01:17:52,700 - No way! - Run-of-the-mill! 1093 01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:54,930 Maggesi? 1094 01:17:56,110 --> 01:17:58,500 Gualtiero's a little odd these days. 1095 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:04,070 He's been seeing a shrink for a month. 1096 01:18:05,670 --> 01:18:08,310 Maybe your family 1097 01:18:08,910 --> 01:18:10,900 is a little tainted? 1098 01:18:11,110 --> 01:18:14,340 Your dad used to see Moses, right? 1099 01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:17,660 Wait here. 1100 01:18:22,150 --> 01:18:24,100 Things okay? 1101 01:18:25,790 --> 01:18:29,100 - Why? - They say you talk to yourself. 1102 01:18:30,550 --> 01:18:36,380 No, most I do is think aloud. 1103 01:18:36,470 --> 01:18:38,860 Can I think aloud too? 1104 01:18:39,070 --> 01:18:40,940 If cousins don't help cousins... 1105 01:18:42,230 --> 01:18:45,020 Don't go to Ramona's wedding. 1106 01:18:46,630 --> 01:18:48,580 - Why not? - It's not right. 1107 01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:53,660 What's this extended family shit? Just makes you feel bad. 1108 01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:56,300 I promised Martina. 1109 01:18:58,950 --> 01:19:01,900 Remember what I said, a month before your wedding? 1110 01:19:01,990 --> 01:19:05,620 Yes: "Don't be goin' to that weddin'!" 1111 01:19:05,710 --> 01:19:08,270 - And how did it go? - Bad. 1112 01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:10,900 I'll say it again. 1113 01:19:11,470 --> 01:19:13,660 Don't be goin' to that weddin'. 1114 01:19:14,070 --> 01:19:18,740 Every time Ramona gets married, you're better off home. 1115 01:19:20,470 --> 01:19:22,180 Let's get some sleep. 1116 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,990 A toast in memory of my grandfather Virgilio, 1117 01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:36,630 who wanted all his guests in white 1118 01:19:36,710 --> 01:19:39,700 and his marriage lasted 27 years... 1119 01:19:39,910 --> 01:19:41,900 The second, six months. 1120 01:19:44,190 --> 01:19:46,700 Ours is for eternity. 1121 01:19:49,590 --> 01:19:51,460 If we don't fall first. 1122 01:19:51,670 --> 01:19:56,340 Don't worry, this is my gift, a wedding levitation dinner. 1123 01:19:56,630 --> 01:19:59,380 - Great number. - No way great number! 1124 01:19:59,470 --> 01:20:01,980 The crane's right there! 1125 01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:06,740 Don't look at crane, enjoy meal. 1126 01:20:06,950 --> 01:20:10,460 The circus is the greatest of extended families. 1127 01:20:10,550 --> 01:20:12,660 Papa, that's Patrik. 1128 01:20:21,310 --> 01:20:25,270 This is the second happiest day of my life, 1129 01:20:25,350 --> 01:20:29,900 the first was when these two separated. 1130 01:20:31,110 --> 01:20:35,620 Gualtiero, I'm joking! Cream Puff, don't be upset. 1131 01:20:36,070 --> 01:20:38,860 Look at the fruit of your love. 1132 01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:42,620 What beauty, what perfection. 1133 01:20:43,270 --> 01:20:46,620 Don't look at the one beside her, you'll get indigestion. 1134 01:20:47,910 --> 01:20:50,700 It's like they didn't eat anything. 1135 01:20:51,030 --> 01:20:53,700 He's ugly, Lord, he's ugly! 1136 01:20:57,510 --> 01:21:00,860 Yeah, one on the other, makes one man! 1137 01:21:01,670 --> 01:21:03,100 Finally! 1138 01:21:06,830 --> 01:21:09,020 How 'bout a back-to? 1139 01:21:10,790 --> 01:21:12,270 Our Father, who art in Heaven... 1140 01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:18,670 Okay, you're pardoned this evenin'. 1141 01:21:20,070 --> 01:21:22,660 I'm kinda tired. 1142 01:21:26,390 --> 01:21:28,300 The usual circus allergy. 1143 01:21:33,070 --> 01:21:36,180 Don't always be so withdrawn! 1144 01:21:37,710 --> 01:21:40,270 We know you don't like Pasquale much, 1145 01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:42,660 but, at least today, make an effort. 1146 01:21:43,270 --> 01:21:46,260 I already did, I came to the wedding. 1147 01:21:48,030 --> 01:21:52,860 I don't see how, after years with me, your mom 1148 01:21:53,230 --> 01:21:56,940 could fall for a guy like Pasquale, it's a mystery! 1149 01:21:57,230 --> 01:22:01,270 A greater mystery than crop circles. 1150 01:22:02,630 --> 01:22:05,220 He's feisty, he's courageous, 1151 01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:08,100 something you've never been. 1152 01:22:08,950 --> 01:22:12,060 What did you do to get Mom back? 1153 01:22:12,590 --> 01:22:15,700 - What did you really do? - What? 1154 01:22:16,110 --> 01:22:18,500 You didn't risk, 1155 01:22:18,710 --> 01:22:23,620 maybe you lacked courage, you didn't fight. 1156 01:22:24,590 --> 01:22:27,540 Pasquale would do anything to keep Mom. 1157 01:22:28,310 --> 01:22:31,660 - You really think that of me? - Yes. 1158 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:35,830 Sweetie... 1159 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:41,980 I think it's more courageous to get up every morning 1160 01:22:42,190 --> 01:22:45,220 and take your kids to school 1161 01:22:45,470 --> 01:22:46,950 like I always did with you. 1162 01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:50,700 Face the traffic, earn a living, 1163 01:22:50,790 --> 01:22:55,140 keep a woman with you as long as she wants to stay. 1164 01:22:56,110 --> 01:22:59,990 I think it's much more courageous to live a normal life. 1165 01:23:00,070 --> 01:23:03,620 Instead of, every single day, putting 1166 01:23:03,830 --> 01:23:07,500 your head inside the mouth of a crap tiger. 1167 01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:09,180 However, 1168 01:23:09,390 --> 01:23:11,700 I never want you to think 1169 01:23:11,790 --> 01:23:14,940 your Dad "ain't got balls"! 1170 01:23:19,390 --> 01:23:21,300 Don'tcha blink! 1171 01:23:22,350 --> 01:23:24,780 Pasqua', ya stewin' my balls. 1172 01:23:24,870 --> 01:23:28,540 C'mon, I wanna be ya target. 1173 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:30,900 Let's get this show goin'. 1174 01:23:30,990 --> 01:23:34,580 The Tuscan sat on a tack! 1175 01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:39,180 C'mon, show 'em, throw them knives, 1176 01:23:39,630 --> 01:23:42,780 then we'll do spaghetti 'n' clams. 1177 01:23:42,870 --> 01:23:44,820 What are you doing? Get down. 1178 01:23:44,910 --> 01:23:48,020 I'm doin' what you do, we ain't so different. 1179 01:23:48,230 --> 01:23:52,620 Gimme a thrill, it's the most important day o' my life. 1180 01:23:52,830 --> 01:23:55,620 Pasquale, you've been drinking, forget it. 1181 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:57,740 Guys, cut it out. 1182 01:23:57,950 --> 01:24:01,420 Pasquale, ain't got no balls? 1183 01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:04,060 You're surprisin' me. 1184 01:24:06,270 --> 01:24:09,580 Yo', I'm throwin' for sure! 1185 01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:14,580 Yo', grab them handles. 1186 01:24:14,670 --> 01:24:17,740 Jumpin' Jebus jeezy creezy! 1187 01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:22,420 Yo', what are you wantin'? 1188 01:24:24,790 --> 01:24:26,460 Back-to. 1189 01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:38,700 Pasquale, you're tired, forget it. 1190 01:24:38,910 --> 01:24:40,700 Guys, cut it out! 1191 01:24:41,030 --> 01:24:44,660 Don't worry, it's just a little show. 1192 01:24:45,310 --> 01:24:48,580 And you know, we're in the Lord's hands. 1193 01:24:50,870 --> 01:24:52,900 Let's hope He doesn't clap. 1194 01:24:58,110 --> 01:25:02,070 There she is, the most important woman of my life. 1195 01:25:12,470 --> 01:25:15,660 Wants to be a hero, this dickhead! 1196 01:26:19,030 --> 01:26:21,780 I came flying! She still here? 1197 01:26:21,990 --> 01:26:25,660 Relax! Look what that louse did to you! 1198 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:30,980 If it weren't for my little girl, I'd turn him in. 1199 01:26:31,070 --> 01:26:32,980 Tell me about Marilyn, how did you manage to call her? 1200 01:26:33,150 --> 01:26:36,500 It wasn't easy, I went to a Swiss medium. 1201 01:26:37,310 --> 01:26:40,180 She's been here since yesterday, always asking for you. 1202 01:26:40,870 --> 01:26:44,220 - Where is she? - Waiting on the jetty. 1203 01:26:46,230 --> 01:26:49,500 - So, I'll go? - Why wait? 1204 01:26:51,190 --> 01:26:54,340 - You're a pal. - Kissing me? 1205 01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:18,590 I almost lost a tendon, but I got my little girl back. 1206 01:27:19,430 --> 01:27:22,100 Know what she calls me? "My feisty hero". 1207 01:27:22,430 --> 01:27:24,780 That's thanks to you too. 1208 01:27:25,870 --> 01:27:28,460 I'm glad to see you again, I mean... 1209 01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:31,770 knowing you're here. 1210 01:27:33,350 --> 01:27:36,940 I thought about you a lot. 1211 01:27:37,910 --> 01:27:41,340 One night I even dreamed about you... 1212 01:27:42,270 --> 01:27:44,380 we were making love. 1213 01:27:47,150 --> 01:27:49,300 I miss you a lot. 1214 01:27:49,390 --> 01:27:51,660 Poor guy, talking to himself. 1215 01:27:51,990 --> 01:27:53,620 So much... 1216 01:27:54,230 --> 01:27:57,740 I thought if you missed me too, some, 1217 01:27:59,550 --> 01:28:01,260 yell in my ears, 1218 01:28:01,470 --> 01:28:05,580 I'd love a booming headache from you. 1219 01:28:10,230 --> 01:28:12,300 - What is it? - She's on the other jetty. 1220 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,820 Yo', fuck off! 1221 01:29:05,030 --> 01:29:07,140 ME & MARILYN 83419